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♪ NOW THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHING BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY FINDS A WAY TO SHINE ♪

♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪

♪ NOT A LOT ♪

♪ SO WHAT? ♪

♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURS ♪

♪ AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

Willis: EXCUSE ME.

I SAW YOUR "HELP WANTED" SIGN OUTSIDE.

IS THE JOB FILLED YET?

NOT YET.

WELL, YOU CAN STOP LOOKING,

'CAUSE HERE'S YOUR MAN.

I MEAN HIM, NOT ME.

HE'S SAVING UP TO BUY A CAR.

I DON'T NEED A CAR. I'M TOO YOUNG.

BESIDES, IT'LL BE A FEW YEARS BEFORE MY FEET REACH THE PEDALS.

ARNOLD, HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR LIFE STORY.

I REALLY WANT THAT JOB.

IS THE BOSS AROUND?

I'M THE BOSS. MR. KRUGER.

YOU LOOK LIKE A BOSS,

AND YOU'RE BUILT LIKE ONE, TOO.

YOUR STOMACH SHOWS A LOT OF AUTHORITY.

COOL IT, ARNOLD.

I'M A REAL GOOD WORKER, MR. KRUGER.

I'M HONEST AND RELIABLE.

AND I CAN VOUCH FOR THAT.

WHO ARE YOU, HIS AGENT?

I'M HIS BROTHER!

ANY EXPERIENCE?

I'VE BEEN HIS BROTHER FOR 10 YEARS.

I WAS TALKING TO HIM.

YOU EVER WORK IN A GAS STATION?

YEAH, ONCE.

WELL, LOOK, ALL I NEED IS SOMEBODY TO COME IN

THREE AFTERNOONS A WEEK TO GIVE MY MECHANIC A HAND

WHILE I GO TO THE GYM.

NOW THE JOB PAYS MINIMUM.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

WILLIS, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY?

UH, EXCUSE US A SECOND, MR. KRUGER. EXCUSE US.

WILLIS, WHY SHOULD YOU WORK FOR MINIMUM?

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE.

BOY, ARE YOU DUMB.

IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THAT MUCH EXPERIENCE,

THE WORK IS HARDER, SO THEY SHOULD PAY YOU MORE.

YOU KNOW, WHAT'S WRONG WITH $3.35 AN HOUR?

NOTHING, BUT I SURE WOULDN'T WORK FOR MINIMUM.

IT IS MINIMUM.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

OKAY, MR. KRUGER,

I KNOW I CAN DO A GOOD JOB FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GIVE IT A WHIRL.

YOU CAN START TOMORROW AFTERNOON AFTER SCHOOL.

OH, GREAT. THANKS, MR. KRUGER. YOU WON'T BE SORRY.

YOU BETTER WEAR SOME OLD CLOTHES THAT YOU CAN GET DIRTY.

THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

HE HAS A CLOSET FULL OF DIRTY CLOTHES.

COME ON, ARNOLD. ALL RIGHT.

HEY, KIDS, LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

MMM. ADELAIDE, THIS CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE SMELLS FANTASTIC.

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO COOK, YOUR MOTHER?

NO, MY MOTHER WAS A REALLY TERRIBLE COOK.

HMM. COULDN'T BOIL WATER, HUH?

OH, SHE COULD BOIL WATER, ALL RIGHT...

BUT SHE CALLED IT SOUP.

OH, IS IT CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE

WE'RE APT TO HAVING FOR DINNER AT ALL, AT ALL, AT ALL, AT ALL?

I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR YOUR ACCENT WHEN I MAKE BORSCHT.

TELL ME, DID WILLIS GET THAT JOB AT THE GARAGE?

I DON'T KNOW. HE ISN'T HOME YET.

BUT, DADDY, DON'T FORGET,

YOU'RE GIVING ME THE SAME DEAL AS WILLIS.

RIGHT. AFTER YOU GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE,

IF YOU EARN THE FIRST THOUSAND DOLLARS,

THEN I'LL PUT UP THE REST TO BUY A USED CAR.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

MY DAD GAVE ME THE SAME DEAL ON A USED HORSE.

Willis: HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

IN HERE, WILLIS!

DAD, I DID IT! I GOT THE JOB! I START TOMORROW!

HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. THAT'S WONDERFUL!

THAT'S GREAT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE WILLIS GOT THE JOB?

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, IT WAS NOTHING, DAD.

NOTHING?!

DAD, THEY WERE HOISTING A PIANO

UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR OF A BUILDING,

AND THE CABLE BROKE, AND THE PIANO FELL DOWN.

IT WAS FALLING RIGHT ON ME!

GOOD LORD, ARNOLD. THAT IS AWFUL.

IF WILLIS HADN'T PUSHED ME OUT OF THE WAY,

THERE'D BEEN AN EXTRA BLACK KEY ON THAT PIANO.

WILLIS, I'M PROUD OF YOU.

WELL, I'LL ONLY BE GETTING MINIMUM,

BUT I'LL HAVE THAT THOUSAND IN ABOUT 2 YEARS.

NO, I MEAN I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR SAVING ARNOLD'S LIFE.

OH, YEAH. THAT, TOO.

WILLS, MAN, HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?

IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I'D BE DONE FOR.

KAPUT. FINITO.

I'M TALKING GUEST CORPSE ON QUINCY.

FORGET IT, ARNOLD.

NO WAY. I'VE GOTTA REPAY YOU.

ANYTHING YOU WANT, NAME IT, AND I'LL DO IT.

I'LL EVEN DO IT BEFORE YOU NAME IT.

ARNOLD, YOU HEARD WILLIS.

HE DOESN'T EXPECT ANYTHING IN RETURN.

JUST LIKE A HERO.

WILLIS, I'M YOUR SERVANT FOR LIFE.

HERE YOU GO, BRO.

I MADE YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH.

DOUBLE EVERYTHING AND A LOT OF GOO SO IT SLIDES DOWN EASY.

THANKS, BUT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT IT OR MOVE INTO IT?

HOW AM I GONNA GET MY MOUTH AROUND THAT?

MAKE LIKE YOU'RE A PYTHON EATING A PIG.

I GOT YOU A PRESENT, MR. LIFESAVER.

ARNOLD, WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT?

AND YOU BOUGHT ME A PRESENT YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE.

I DON'T WANT YOU BLOWING YOUR WHOLE ALLOWANCE ON ME.

OPEN IT. IT'S JUST A LITTLE TOKEN.

THIS IS FOR THE SUBWAY.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, JUST A LITTLE TOKEN.

THAT'S ALL I COULD AFFORD.

LISTEN, ARNOLD, YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME?

THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR.

STOP BOTHERING ME,

AND QUIT DOING THINGS FOR ME.

OK.

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, YOU GOT IT.

BUT REMEMBER, I'M AT YOUR BECK AND CALL.

OH, BOY.

YES?

ARNOLD! ARNOLD!

YOU'RE PUTTING IN TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE.

WILLIS IS GONNA GET PIMPLES JUST LOOKING AT IT.

THAT'S THE WAY HE LIKES IT.

DID HE SAY TO MAKE IT THAT WAY?

WELL, NOT EXACTLY.

EXACTLY WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE SAID, "GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE."

I THOUGHT THIS HOT CHOCOLATE WOULD CHEER HIM UP.

I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT WILLIS HAS BEEN IN A BAD MOOD

SINCE HE SAVED MY LIFE.

I KNOW WHY.

I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.

YOU GOT A MINUTE? CAN IT WAIT, DAD?

I GOTTA TAKE THIS HOT CHOCOLATE UP TO WILLIS.

I'LL TAKE IT, ARNOLD.

OK, BUT IF IT'S TOO HOT,

TELL HIM I'LL BE RIGHT UP TO BLOW ON IT.

THAT SHOULD MAKE HIM VERY HAPPY.

GOT A PROBLEM I CAN HELP YOU WITH, DAD?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO, ARNOLD.

UM, IT'S ABOUT ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR WILLIS.

SEE, IT ISN'T THAT HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE THEM,

BUT HE DID SAY THAT YOU ARE OVERDOING IT JUST A BIT.

HE DID?

MORE OR LESS. ACTUALLY, WHAT HE SAID

WAS THAT YOU'RE DRIVIN' HIM WIGGY.

JUST 'CAUSE I'M DOING THINGS FOR HIM AND BUYING HIM PRESENTS?

ARNOLD, YOU GOTTA STOP DOING ALL THIS.

YOU'VE BOUGHT HIM A PRESENT EVERY DAY.

AND ANOTHER THING,

HE SAID THAT IF YOU RUB HIS BACK ONE MORE TIME,

YOU'RE GOING TO HIT BONE.

YOU REALLY ARE OVERDOING IT, SON.

OKAY, ARNOLD.

OKAY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

WHAT? NOT ENOUGH CHOCOLATE?

NO, I MEAN MY NEW SHOES.

LOOK GREAT, DON'T THEY?

LIKE THE WAY I SHINED THEM?

YEAH, THEY LOOK JUST FINE. WHAT'S WRONG?

WHAT'S WRONG IS THESE BLACK SHOES

USED TO BE BROWN.

ARNOLD, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?

I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

I WANTED TO SURPRISE WILLIS, SO I SHINED 'EM IN THE CLOSET

WITH THE DOOR SHUT.

AH!

HI.

ARNOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BUNK?

JUST WARMING IT UP FOR YOU.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HIT COLD SHEETS.

OUT.

ARNOLD, YOU PROMISED YOU WERE GOING TO KNOCK IT OFF.

BUT WILLIS...

ARNOLD, DON'T BUG ME TONIGHT.

I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.

WANT ME TO SING YOU A LULLABY?

NO.

WANT ME TO ROCK YOUR BUNK?

YOU DO, AND I'LL ROCK YOUR SKULL.

WHERE'RE YOU GOING?

TO THE JOHN. DO YOU MIND?

NOT AT ALL.

YEAH?

CAN I HELP?

I'M GONNA CHANGE.

I SHOULD BE BACK FROM THE GYM AROUND 4:00.

AH, TAKE YOUR TIME, MR. KRUGER.

GOTTA KEEP THOSE OLD MUSCLES FROM SAGGIN'.

WELL, NOW THESE OLD MUSCLES ARE IN BETTER SHAPE

THAN THE ONES IN YOUR HEAD.

HEY, THAT'S FUNNY, BOSS.

HEY, UH, I GOTTA RUN ACROSS TO THE AUTO PARTS PLACE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, ALL RIGHT? OK.

HI, WILLIS.

ARNOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST CAME BY TO SEE IF I COULD HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING.

I BROUGHT MY SKATEBOARD IN CASE I HAVE TO SLIDE UNDER A CAR.

WELL, LISTEN, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST?

I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA SPOIL THE GOOD IMPRESSION

I'M MAKIN' ON MY BOSS.

HOW COULD I SPOIL IT?

HEY, MAPS! CAN I HAVE ONE?

NO, ARNOLD!

ARNOLD, YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME RIGHT OUT OF A JOB.

A-ARE YOU OK?

YEAH.

I GOT IT.

LUCKY THING I'M IN SUCH GOOD SHAPE.

WHAT'S THAT SKATEBOARD DOING HERE?

GET IT OUTTA HERE.

YES, SIR.

THIS AIN'T NO PLAYPEN.

OHH, MAN, ARNOLD,

YOU'RE GONNA GET ME FIRED.

I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

HEY, LOOK WHO'S COMIN'!

HEY, DAD!

HI, SON.

WOW. WHAT A SURPRISE TO SEE YOU.

WELL, I JUST HAPPENED TO BE DRIVING BY

AND, UH, I REMEMBERED THAT I NEEDED SOME NEW BLADES

FOR MY WINDSHIELD WIPERS.

ARE YOU SURE YOU JUST DIDN'T COME BY TO CHECK UP ON ME?

OF COURSE I DID.

HEY, YOU LOOK GOOD IN YOUR OLD CLOTHES.

HOW YA DOIN', SON?

WELL, I WAS DOIN' GREAT UNTIL GUESS WHO ARRIVED?

HUH?

HELLO, SIR.

MAY I CHECK UNDER YOUR HOOD?

ARNOLD, YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T BOTHER WILLIS.

I'M NOT BOTHERING HIM.

I'M HELPING.

YEAH, HE NEARLY HELPED MY BOSS INTO AN AMBULANCE.

MAY I CLEAN YOUR WINDSHIELD?

UH, NO, YOU MAY NOT.

IT'S FREE.

Philip: ARNOLD!

THAT'S OIL!

OH! WELL, MAYBE NOW YOUR WINDSHIELD WIPERS WON'T SQUEAK.

DAD, DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE?

ARNOLD, I WANT YOU TO GET RIGHT INTO THIS CAR.

BUT, DAD!

I'M GOING TO COUNT TO 3.1, 2...

LIKE I WAS SAYING, HOME, DAD.

BYE.

Oh, boy.

OH, MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE.

MR. KRUGER STEPPED ON MY LITTLE BROTHER'S SKATEBOARD

AND LANDED ON HIS BUTT.

JUST MY LUCK TO MISS THAT.

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

I SAVED MY LITTLE BROTHER'S LIFE, BUT NOW I WANT TO KILL HIM.

HEY, UH, YOU GUYS GOT A PHONE IN THIS PLACE?

YEAH. OH, IT'S OVER THERE ON THE WALL.

OH, THANKS.

MAN, I JUST GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY

TO GET ARNOLD OFF MY CASE.

OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS EVEN THE SCORE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, FIND OUT WHERE THE HOISTIN' A PIANO...

AND THIS TIME, LET HIM PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY.

HEY, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.

OHH, WHERE YOU GONNA GET A PIANO TO FALL ON YA?

I DON'T MEAN THE PIANO.

I MEAN EVENING THE SCORE.

LETTING HIM SAVE MY LIFE.

HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

HEY! MAYBE I CAN PRETEND LIKE I'M DROWNING

AND ARNOLD CAN SAVE ME.

THAT'S GOOD.

NO, HE CAN'T SWIM.

IT'S NO GOOD.

LISTEN, THIS IS A GAS STATION, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

AND WHAT DO THEY DO AT GAS STATIONS?

PEOPLE BUY GAS.

PEOPLE ALSO HOLD UP GAS STATIONS,

LIKE WITH A GUN.

ARE YOU KIDDIN', WILLIS?

NOT AT ALL, MIKE.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE US A BIG HOLDUP.

AW. COME ON, ARNOLD, SNAP OUT OF IT.

HOW CAN I?

WILLIS IS DOWN ON ME,

DAD'S DOWN ON ME,

EVEN MY GOLDFISH IS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY.

OH, COME ON.

IT'S TRUE.

HE'S BEEN GIVING ME THE FISH EYE.

AND ALL I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO IS SHOW WILLIS

HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE HIM.

HI, KIMBERLY. HEY, ARNOLD,

HOW'S MY FAVORITE LITTLE BROTHER?

YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

OF COURSE I AM.

HEY, LISTEN,

I'M SORRY I GOT TICKED OFF AT YOU DOWN AT THE GARAGE,

BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

I WAS UNDER PRESSURE.

A NEW JOB AND EVERYTHING.

YOU FORGIVE ME, ARNIE?

ARNIE?

YOU BEEN SNIFFIN' EMPTY GAS CANS?

HEY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME DOWN AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW TO THE GARAGE

AND GIVE ME A HAND?

RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN.

RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN, TOO.

NO, I REALLY WANT YOU TO COME DOWN.

THAT IS, IF YOU STILL WANT TO HELP THE GUY WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE.

DO I STILL WANT TO?

DOES ORPHAN ANNIE WANT EYEBALLS?

EXCUSE ME, GANG. I GOTTA PUT THESE THINGS AWAY.

ADELAIDE, DID YOU GET THAT OIL OUT OF MY WORK CLOTHES?

YEAH. THEY'RE ON TOP OF THE WASHING MACHINE.

CONGRATULATIONS, ARNOLD.

YOUR PANTS MADE THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD FILTH.

THANKS. I'M GONNA TRY TO BEAT MY OWN RECORD TOMORROW.

WILLIS IS LETTIN' ME HELP HIM AGAIN.

THAT'S COOL!

WILLIS, I DON'T GET IT.

YOU TOLD DAD THAT ARNOLD WAS DRIVING YOU BANANAS

DOWN AT THE GAS STATION.

YEAH, BUT AFTER TOMORROW,

HE WON'T BE BUGGING ME ANYMORE. WHY NOT?

WELL, YOU SEE, YOU KNOW,

MIKE, THE GUY THAT I WORK WITH DOWN AT THE GAS STATION?

WE'RE GONNA FIX IT SO ARNOLD GETS OFF MY CASE.

WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?

LISTEN, KEEP THIS UNDER YOUR HAT.

YOU GUYS'LL LOVE IT.

YOU SEE, ARNOLD NEVER MET MIKE,

SO TOMORROW, WHEN OUR BOSS IS AWAY,

AND ARNOLD COMES OVER,

MIKE IS GONNA STAGE A FAKE HOLDUP.

WITH A REAL GUN?

NO, WITH A FAKE GUN, BUT IT LOOKS REAL.

YOU SEE, MIKE IS GONNA PRETEND TO TRIP,

AND HE'S GONNA DROP THE GUN NEAR ARNOLD.

ARNOLD'S GONNA PICK THE GUN UP,

AND MIKE IS GONNA PRETEND TO PANIC

AND RUN OFF.

THEN ARNOLD WILL THINK HE SAVED MY LIFE,

AND WE'LL BE EVEN.

WILLIS, YOU'RE LIABLE TO SCARE ARNOLD TO DEATH.

THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

DUMB? MIKE THINKS I'M A GENIUS.

THOUGHT YOU SAID MIKE WASN'T TOO BRIGHT.

WELL, HE WASN'T,

BUT DON'T FORGET, HE'S BEEN EXPOSED TO ME FOR 3 DAYS.

HEY, ARNOLD, I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

CAN IT WAIT? WILLIS MUST BE DIRTY FROM ALL HIS WORK,

AND I THOUGHT I'D RUN A BATH FOR HIM.

CAN I BORROW SOME OF YOUR BUBBLE STUFF

SO HE'LL SMELL PRETTY?

ARNOLD, YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO RUN A BATH FOR HIM

WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT I'VE GOT TO SAY.

NOW DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING AGAINST THE GREATEST GUY THAT EVER LIVED.

YOU MEAN THE GREATEST CREEP THAT EVER LIVED.

NOW WATCH IT. THAT'S MY BROTHER YOU'RE INSULTING,

AND I'M TOO MUCH OF A GENTLEMAN TO BITE YOUR KNEE.

LOOK, ARNOLD, YOUR TERRIFIC BROTHER

IS GONNA PLAY A REALLY DIRTY TRICK ON YOU.

HE AND A GUY NAMED MIKE THAT HE WORKS WITH

ARE GONNA STAGE A PHONY HOLDUP

TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A HERO.

PHONY HOLDUP?

WHY WOULD THEY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

SO IF YOU THINK YOU SAVED WILLIS' LIFE,

THEN YOU GUYS WILL BE EVEN

AND YOU'LL QUIT BUGGING HIM.

WHY, THAT DIRTY RAT FINK.

FIRST HE SAVES MY LIFE,

AND NOW HE'S TAKING ALL THE FUN OUT OF NOT BEING DEAD.

AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH IT NOW, ARNOLD.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'M GONNA GO THROUGH WITH IT, ALL RIGHT.

ONLY WHEN THEY PULL THAT GUN ON ME,

WILLIS IS IN FOR A SURPRISE.

I'M GONNA MAKE HASH OUT OF THAT TURKEY.

HI, ADELAIDE. HI.

IS WILLIS HOME YET? NO, NOT YET.

HOW ABOUT ARNOLD?

IS HE STILL SULKING?

NO. WILLIS INVITED HIM TO COME DOWN TO THE GARAGE.

DIDN'T KIMBERLY TELL YOU ABOUT THAT?

ABOUT WHAT? UH-OH.

COME ON, ADELAIDE. OUT WITH IT.

WELL, I REALIZE I'M AN EMPLOYEE HERE, NOT FAMILY,

AND I DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHT TO BUTT INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS...

'COURSE, IT NEVER STOPPED ME BEFORE.

THAT'S TRUE. UH, THAT YOU ARE LIKE ONE OF THE FAMILY.

THANK YOU.

BUT DO YOU THINK IT'S ALL RIGHT

FOR A PERSON TO BLAB ABOUT WHAT ANOTHER BLABBER

WAS GOING TO TELL A POTENTIAL BLABBER?

COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC?

HOW DOES A HOLDUP GRAB YOU?

HOLDUP?

ADELAIDE, YOU BETTER START BLABBING.

IT LOOKS REAL, DOESN'T IT?

I'LL SAY.

I'LL WAIT ACROSS THE STREET.

I'LL GIVE YOU A FEW MINUTES,

AND THEN I'LL COME OVER. OK.

REACH FOR THE SKY!

HI, WILLIS.

HEY, ARNOLD. HOW'S MY LITTLE BROTHER?

BOY, I'M GLAD YOU INVITED ME DOWN HERE.

AND I KNOW WHY YOU DID IT.

YOU DO?

YEAH. 'CAUSE YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH.

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.

HEY. HI, KID.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY?

OH, WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF, UH...

YOU COULD JUST STICK 'EM UP.

DID YOU SAY STICK 'EM UP?

THAT'S RIGHT, KID.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE STICKING 'EM UP.

ARNOLD, THE MAN'S GOT A GUN.

HEY, YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, KID?

THIS... IS... A... GUN.

GO... CLIMB... A... ROPE.

WHAT IS HE? A LITTLE SLOW UPSTAIRS?

ARNOLD, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RAISE YOUR HANDS AND SHUT UP.

HEY, WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE CASH?

OH, WELL IT'S UH... DON'T TELL HIM, WILLIS.

THIS GUY CAN'T SCARE US.

WELL, HE SURE SCARED HALF OF US.

HE'S NOT SCARING ME.

GO AHEAD, PRUNE FACE.

SHOOT HIM RIGHT THERE. NO, DON'T SHOOT ME!

ARNOLD, ARE YOU CRAZY?

I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK THE SAME QUESTION.

WILLIS, THANKS TO YOU, I'M LIVING ON BORROWED TIME ANYWAY.

I'VE ALREADY FACED DEATH.

I'VE LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF A PIANO.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

I'M TIRED OF ALL THE CRIME IN THE STREETS.

SOMEBODY'S GOT TO STAND UP TO JERKS LIKE YOU.

HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A JERK, YOU LITTLE JERK?

LISTEN, ARNOLD, WHY DON'T YOU LET THIS BROTHER HOLD US UP

SO WE DON'T HOLD HIM UP

AND HE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU DON'T SCARE ME.

YOU LILY-LIVERED,

YELLOW-BELLIED VARMINT.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH!

THAT'S IT. THAT DOES IT, KID.

REACH FOR THE SKY!

JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING.

WHAT THE HELL... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

HEY, AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT CAME TO USE THE PHONE YESTERDAY?

YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?

NOTHING. YOU NEED SOME MORE CHANGE?

GET OVER THERE.

DO WHAT HE SAYS, MIKE.

Arnold: HUH?

HE'S MIKE?

HE'S MIKE?

WILLIS, HOW MANY GUYS YOU GOT IN ON THIS CRAZY TRICK?

I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.

ARNOLD, THIS ISN'T A PART OF ANY TRICK.

THE MAN'S HOLDING A REAL GUN WITH REAL BULLETS.

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS?

ALL RIGHT,

I'M THROUGH FOOLING AROUND.

SOMEBODY EMPTY THE CASH REGISTER

BEFORE I EMPTY THIS GUN.

YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF,

A GUY YOUR AGE PULLING A PRANK LIKE THIS.

THIS PLACE IS FULL OF A BUNCH OF NUTS.

DAD, YOU DID IT. YOU SAVED OUR LIVES.

OK, OK, YOU CAN ALL KNOCK IT OFF.

NOW I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE TRICK.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

IT'S NOT ONLY DUMB,

BUT IT'S DANGEROUS TO PLAY WITH A GUN.

EVEN IF IT IS A FAKE.

BUT, DAD... NO BUTS.

AAH!

NOW I'M TIRED OF THIS NONSENSE BETWEEN YOU TWO.

NOW YOU'RE BOTH EVEN, SO IT'S OVER.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

BUT, DAD, THAT'S A REAL GUN WITH REAL BULLETS.

RIGHT.

DAD, YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE HAND OF A REAL HOLDUP MAN.

YOU'RE A HERO, MR. DRUMMOND.

I... I DON'T FEEL LIKE A HERO.

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO SIT DOWN.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA FAINT OR ANYTHING, ARE YOU?

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

YOU SAVED OUR LIVES.

DAD, I'M GONNA WAIT ON YOU HAND AND FOOT.

ARNOLD!

FORGET IT. FORGET IT.

♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN, HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪