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♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪
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♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪
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♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪
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♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪
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♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪
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♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪
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♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪
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♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN'
BUT THEIR JEANS ♪
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♪ BUT THEY GOT
DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT ♪
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♪ A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY FINDS
A WAY TO SHINE ♪
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♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪
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♪ NOT A LOT... SO WHAT? ♪
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♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS,
YOU'LL HAVE YOURS ♪
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♪ AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪
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♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES
DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪
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♪ TO MOVE THE
WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪
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♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT
STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪
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OH, COME ON, PHILIP.
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SOPHIA, YOU HAD NO RIGHT
TO ASK YOUR HAIRDRESSER
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TO COME OVER HERE TO SEE
ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
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I TOLD YOU, SHE ISN'T A
HAIRDRESSER. SHE'S A HAIRSTYLIST.
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WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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ABOUT $30.
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LOOK, I'VE BEEN GOING TO
THE SAME BARBER FOR 15 YEARS,
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AND I LIKE HIM.
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HE'S LIKE A RELATIVE:
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HE TALKS A LOT AND I
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
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COME ON, DADDY, GET WITH IT.
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HAVE A HAIRSTYLIST DO YOUR HAIR.
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I DON'T FEEL LIKE
HAVING MY HAIR CUT.
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I'M TIRED. I WAS OUT
LATE LAST NIGHT.
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NO DOUBT WITH ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR YOUNG CHICKADEES?
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AUNT SOPHIA, I DON'T THINK
DAD'S DATES ARE THAT YOUNG.
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HE NEVER COMES HOME WITH
BUBBLEGUM ON HIS COLLAR.
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COME ON, SOPHIA, THE YOUNGEST
WOMAN I'VE BEEN OUT WITH IS 30.
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FIRST 30, THEN 25,
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THEN YOU'LL BE HELPING
THEM WITH THEIR HOMEWORK.
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WILL YOU STOP EXAGGERATING?
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NOW, PLEASE, TELL YOUR
HAIRSTYLIST THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
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I'LL STAY WITH MY
REGULAR BARBER.
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DAD, NO ONE GOES TO A
REGULAR BARBER ANYMORE.
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ALL THE HIP DUDES
HAVE THEIR HAIR STYLED.
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DO YOU THINK I'D TRUST
THESE PRECIOUS LOCKS
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TO SOME CLOWN WITH
A RED-AND-WHITE POLE?
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I WENT TO ONE OF THOSE
UNISEX PLACES ONCE,
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AND THEY TALKED ME INTO A PERM.
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IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT TO SEE
A MIDDLE-AGED MAN IN CURLERS.
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OH, DADDY, I THOUGHT
YOU LOOKED CUTE IN CURLS.
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YEAH, LIKE AN OVER-THE-HILL
SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
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PHILIP, DOLORES ISN'T ONE
OF THOSE UNISEX PEOPLE.
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SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST
HAIRSTYLISTS IN THIS TOWN.
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YOU KNOW, DADDY,
WITH A BLOW-DRYER,
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SHE CAN MAKE YOUR
HAIR LOOK TWICE AS THICK,
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AND THAT WOULD MAKE
YOU LOOK A LOT YOUNGER.
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LOOK, I TOLD YOU THAT
I'M NOT INTERESTED...
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YOUNGER?
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YOU THINK SO?
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OH, I REALLY DO, DADDY.
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WELL, AS LONG AS SHE'S ON
HER WAY OVER HERE ANYWAY,
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I REALLY SHOULDN'T
DISAPPOINT HER.
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OK, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
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WAY TO GO, DAD. GREAT, DADDY.
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I'LL SLIP INTO SOMETHING
LESS COMFORTABLE.
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NOW, HURRY, PHILIP.
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I'M EXPECTING HER SHORTLY.
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OH-HO!
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IT WORKED. IT WORKED. IT WORKED.
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I'M SO HAPPY.
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HAIR REALLY TURNS YOU ON.
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COME HERE. I'VE GOT A SECRET.
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I DON'T REALLY CARE
WHO CUTS HIS HAIR.
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RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN.
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WELL CHILDREN, YOUR
FATHER IS GOING THROUGH
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A VERY DELICATE
PERIOD IN HIS LIFE.
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THE FOOLISH 50S.
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IS THAT ANY WORSE
THAN THE FLAKY 40S?
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COULD BE.
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IT'S A TIME OF LIFE WHEN A MAN
NEEDS THE RIGHT KIND OF WOMAN.
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I THINK HE SHOULD BE MARRIED.
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HEY, IF DAD GOT MARRIED, WE'D
BE A REAL FAMILY, WITH A MOTHER.
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YOU KNOW I THINK DADDY
WOULD BE HAPPIER MARRIED.
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OF COURSE, CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S
MISERABLE DATING THOSE CHEERLEADERS.
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WELL IF HE'S SO MISERABLE
DATING ALL THOSE GIRLS,
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HOW COME HE
WHISTLES ALL THE TIME?
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IT'S ALL AN ACT.
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AND YESTERDAY, HE WAS SINGING.
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SINGING TOO?
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OH, THAT POOR MAN.
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YOU MEAN POOR US.
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YOU EVER HEARD DAD'S VOICE?
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HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S
GARGLING WITH DRANO.
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TRUST ME, ARNOLD,
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WHAT HE NEEDS IS A GOOD WIFE
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IN THE SEPTEMBER OF HIS YEARS,
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SOMEONE HE CAN SIT
ON THE VERANDA WITH
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AND WATCH THE RED
SAILS ON THE HORIZON
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BLOW INTO THE SUNSET...
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UNLESS IT'S RAINING.
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WELL, I STILL SAY, IF DAD'S
NOT HAVIN' A GOOD TIME,
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HE SURE DOESN'T KNOW IT.
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AND I SAY DOLORES IS THE
PERFECT ONE FOR YOUR FATHER.
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SHE'S FUN-LOVING,
INTELLIGENT, SHE LIKES PEOPLE,
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AND IS SHE EVER BEAUTIFUL.
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AT THE HAIRSTYLIST CONVENTION,
SHE WAS VOTED MISS BLOW-DRYER.
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WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL.
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DAD WOULD REALLY RESIST IF
HE KNEW HE WAS BEING FIXED-UP.
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SO WOULD DOLORES. THAT'S
WHY I'M DOING IT THIS WAY...
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SNEAKY.
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OH, THAT MUST BE DOLORES.
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COMING!
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HIYA.
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COME ON IN.
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I WAS JUST SAYING, "I
BET THAT'S DOLORES."
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WERE YOU RIGHT? HEH HEH HEH HA!
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BOY, LOOK AT THE
SIZE OF THIS PLACE.
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WHERE ARE THE GOAL POSTS?
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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GOOD-LOOKIN' MAMA.
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ARNOLD, LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING.
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WHAT COUNTS IS
WHAT'S UNDERNEATH.
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HEY, THAT LOOKS
PRETTY GOOD, TOO.
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DOLORES, THIS IS MY FAMILY
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I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
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MY NIECE KIMBERLY... HI.
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LIKEWISE.
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AND THIS IS WILLIS.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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LIKEWISE.
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AND ARNOLD.
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HI, CUTIE.
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LIKEWISE.
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WELL, I SEE THAT MY
HAIRSTYLIST HAS ARRIVED.
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YOUR SHEEP IS HERE,
READY TO BE SHORN.
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DOLORES, THIS IS MY
BROTHER PHILIP DRUMMOND.
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HI, MR. DRUMMOND.
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PLEASE, JUST CALL ME PHIL.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
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A TEASE, CORNROWS,
OR MAYBE AN AFRO?
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YOU'RE PAYIN'.
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YOU COULD HAVE A
POODLE CUT IF YOU LIKE.
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"POODLE CUT." HA!
WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
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EH HEH HA HA.
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QUITE HONESTLY, MR. DRUMMOND,
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YOU DON'T NEED TO DO
ANYTHING TO YOUR HAIR.
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IT LOOKS FINE THE WAY IT IS.
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I'D JUST BE GILDING
THE LILY, SO TO SPEAK.
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THAT'S OK.
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DAD COULD USE A
LITTLE HELP WITH HIS LILY.
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WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK?
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HOW ABOUT THE
KITCHEN? I NEED THE SINK.
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FINE. I'LL TAKE THIS.
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JUST COME WITH ME.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 2 PEOPLE
WHO WERE SO WELL-MATCHED?
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HE'S ATTRACTED
TO HER FEMININITY,
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AND SHE'S
ATTRACTED TO HIS, UH...
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WHATEVER HE HAS.
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YOU HEAR THAT? THEY'RE LAUGHING.
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I DIDN'T KNOW DAD
HAD SUCH FUNNY HAIR.
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DOLORES, I REALLY DO APPRECIATE
YOUR TAKING THE TROUBLE
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TO COME OVER HERE.
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OH, NO PROBLEM, PHIL.
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YOU SAID I CAN CALL YOU THAT.
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ANYWAY, IT'S ON MY WAY
TO THE BOWLING ALLEY.
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I HAVE TO MEET MY TEAM.
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OH?
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WHAT TEAM IS THAT?
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BARNEY'S BAGEL BOUTIQUE.
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THAT'S VERY CATCHY.
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BARNEY'S OUR SPONSOR.
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WE ALWAYS KID BARNEY
ABOUT WHICH IS HARDER:
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THE BOWLING BALL OR HIS BAGELS.
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YOU KNOW, I GUESS A GUY LIKE YOU
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THINKS BOWLING IS KINDA SILLY.
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OH, NOT AT ALL.
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I LIKE BOWLING.
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YOU DO? HOW'S YOUR
GAME, IF I MAY INQUIRE?
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WELL, IT MAY BE A LITTLE OFF...
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SINCE I'VE NEVER BOWLED.
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YOU HAVE NEVER BOWLED?
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BOY, YOU SURE MISSED
A LOT BEING RICH.
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I NEVER LOOKED AT
IT THAT WAY BEFORE.
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I BET YOU NEVER EVEN
WENT ROLLER-SKATING
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OR BEEN TO THE DEMOLITION DERBY.
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THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
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EVERY TIME A FENDER
GETS KNOCKED OFF,
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I GET ALL MISTY.
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I HOPE MAYBE I'LL
SEE ONE SOMETIME.
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YOU KNOW...
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YOU'RE NOT WHAT I
EXPECTED IN A MILLIONAIRE.
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YOU'RE A... A REAL PERSON.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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SO, UH, LISTEN,
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IF YOU EVER WANT TO
LEARN HOW TO BOWL,
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IT'D BE MY PLEASURE
TO GIVE YOU A LESSON.
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IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE
MOOD, JUST GIVE ME A BUZZ.
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BUZZ.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER CALL.
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ARNOLD! GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR!
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IT'S NOT POLITE TO EAVESDROP.
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BUT AS LONG AS YOU DID,
DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING?
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HEY. THAT WAS FUN.
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OH, AND THAT WAS FAST.
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OH, PHILIP, YOUR HAIR'S
ABSOLUTELY MARVELOUS.
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WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT.
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Willis: WHAT DID SHE DO IT?
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NOTHING.
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WELL, WHATEVER SHE
DIDN'T DO, SHE DID IT GREAT.
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LIKE I SAID PREVIOUSLY,
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PHIL DOESN'T REALLY
NEED A HAIRCUT.
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SO I'M TAKING HIM
BOWLING INSTEAD.
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BOWLING? RIGHT.
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AND THEN AFTER THAT,
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WE'RE GONNA STOP AT
BARNEY'S BOUTIQUE FOR A BAGEL.
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WHERE THE POSH GO TO NOSH.
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WELL, THAT'S PERFECT.
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THAT'S WHERE EVERYBODY GOES.
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SAY HELLO TO BARNEY FOR ME.
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BRING ME HOME A BAGEL.
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I LOVE THAT JEWISH SOUL FOOD.
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WE'LL DO THAT. SEE
YOU LATER, GANG.
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PHILIP...
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I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
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ME, TOO.
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THANKS, BUT I MAY
NOT EVEN LIKE BOWLING.
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00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:15,357
All: BYE!
234
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,727
WELL, SO FAR, SO
GOOD, HUH, KIDS?
235
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,495
BOY. DADDY GOING BOWLING.
236
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,697
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
237
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:24,667
THAT'S LIKE WILLIAM BUCKLEY
GOING MUD WRESTLING.
238
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,803
MAN, DAD WAS SURE CHARGED UP.
239
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,739
I CAN ALREADY HEAR
THOSE WEDDING BELLS.
240
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:33,242
IN FACT, I CAN EVEN
HEAR A BABY CRYING.
241
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:36,826
I HOPE WE DON'T HEAR THE
BABY BEFORE WE HEAR THE BELLS.
242
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,017
YES. I'LL BE SURE AND TELL
HIM AS SOON AS HE GETS HOME.
243
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,920
OK. BYE-BYE.
244
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,421
HI, GUYS. BYE, GUYS.
245
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,889
CAN'T TALK NOW.
GOTTA GET CHANGED.
246
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,157
NO, WAIT, DADDY.
THEY JUST CALLED YOU
247
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,593
ABOUT THAT BIG DINNER
YOU'RE GOING TO FRIDAY NIGHT.
248
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,261
OH, THE MAYOR'S BALL. RIGHT.
249
00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:53,997
THE MAYOR WANTS
YOU TO SIT AT HIS TABLE.
250
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,231
WELL.
251
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,232
THAT SHOWS YOU
WHAT A LITTLE CHARM
252
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,967
AND A BIG CONTRIBUTION CAN DO.
253
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,201
I GOTTA GO.
254
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,504
WHAT'S THE RUSH, DAD?
255
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,239
LEAVE THE MAN ALONE.
256
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,423
HE'S GOTTA GO. HE'S
HEADING FOR THE BATHROOM.
257
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,748
SEE, DOLORES WILL
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
258
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,983
OH, YOU KNOW, SHE REALLY
IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
259
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,285
SHE'S BEEN TAKING ME TO
PLACES I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE,
260
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,920
AND I LOVE IT!
261
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:21,390
HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR HER.
262
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,093
MAN. DAD SEEMS REALLY
HAPPY WITH DOLORES.
263
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,795
WE TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK OUT.
264
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:29,699
THEY'VE BEEN OUT TOGETHER
EVERY NIGHT FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
265
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:33,770
I HAD A MARRIAGE THAT
DIDN'T LAST THAT LONG.
266
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,706
OH, I'LL GET IT.
267
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,876
COMING.
268
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,978
HI. HI.
269
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,113
HI, EVERYBODY.
270
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,982
OH, I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
271
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,417
THANKS. I PICKED IT UP AT A
SALE IN GIMBAL'S BASEMENT.
272
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:52,621
YOU CAN GET REAL BARGAINS
THERE... IF YOU KNOW KARATE.
273
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,557
PHILIP WILL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE.
274
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,492
I SEE YOU'RE GOING
ROLLER-SKATING AGAIN.
275
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,028
YEP. YOUR BROTHER'S
A REAL GOOD SKATER.
276
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,230
OH, YEAH. DAD'S A
COOL CAT, ALL RIGHT.
277
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,231
HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING.
278
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,900
I KNOW.
279
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,902
I'LL BET YOUR EXCITED
ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT.
280
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,036
FRIDAY NIGHT?
281
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,838
YEAH. THAT BIG BALL.
282
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:12,041
YOU AND DAD GET TO
SIT AT THE MAYOR'S TABLE.
283
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,843
NOW, ARNOLD, YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE GONE AND SAID THAT.
284
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,845
THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE
SURPRISE DADDY MENTIONED.
285
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,947
OH.
286
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,049
SORRY, DOLORES.
287
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,385
I HAVE THIS HABIT OF
SHOOTING FROM THE LIP.
288
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,520
DON'T WORRY, ARNOLD.
289
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,923
WHEN YOUR DAD TELLS
ME, I'LL ACT SURPRISED.
290
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:30,760
WOW. ME. AT THE MAYOR'S TABLE.
291
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,995
I FEEL LIKE CINDERELLA.
292
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,363
AND DAD IS YOUR PRINCE.
293
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,233
A LITTLE CREAKY,
BUT STILL A PRINCE.
294
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,634
HI, DOLORES.
295
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,636
OH, HI, PHIL.
296
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,438
I'M SORRY. I HOPE I
HAVEN'T KEPT YOU WAITING.
297
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,075
NO, I JUST GOT HERE.
298
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:50,012
LET'S GO BURN RUBBER, BABY.
299
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,782
MY WHEELS ARE SPINNING, HONEY.
300
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:55,351
BOY, ARE WE GONNA
HAVE A GREAT WEEK.
301
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,120
TONIGHT, ROLLER-SKATING.
302
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,687
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, HOCKEY.
303
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,089
THURSDAY, BOWLING.
304
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,760
AND THEN COMES MY
BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.
305
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:08,464
SURPRISE? WHY, PHIL,
WHATEVER COULD THAT BE?
306
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,399
DOLORES, YOU AND I
ARE GOING TO BE SITTING
307
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,901
IN THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE
308
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:16,405
SATURDAY AT THE
DEMOLITION DERBY.
309
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:20,176
DEMOLITION DERBY? SATURDAY?
310
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,978
RIGHT. I GUESS THAT REALLY
SURPRISED YOU, DIDN'T IT?
311
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:26,515
IT SURE DID, BUT, UH, DIDN'T
YOU LEAVE SOMETHING OUT?
312
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,151
OH, YES.
313
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,752
I READ THAT "CRASH"
COLLINS WON'T BE DRIVING.
314
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,421
HE BROKE HIS BACK AGAIN.
315
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,190
BUT WE'LL STILL HAVE FUN.
316
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:38,394
PHILIP, I THINK WHAT DOLORES
MEANS YOU LEFT OUT IS
317
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,796
THAT ON MOST CALENDARS
318
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,430
BETWEEN THURSDAY AND SATURDAY
319
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,833
THERE'S A THING CALLED FRIDAY.
320
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,835
UH... OH, YEAH.
321
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,536
DIDN'T I MENTION THAT, DOLORES?
322
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,705
OH, I HAVE TO GO TO A
BUSINESS DINNER FRIDAY.
323
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,340
I WON'T BE ABLE TO
SEE YOU THAT NIGHT.
324
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:56,445
WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT, DAD?
325
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,314
I SEE. A BUSINESS DINNER, HUH?
326
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,648
YEAH.
327
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,850
WELL, LET'S GO.
328
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,018
FORGET IT.
329
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,820
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
330
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,822
I JUST LOST MY APPETITE
FOR SKATING TONIGHT.
331
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,023
I'M GOING HOME.
332
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,925
BUT... BUT WE HAVE A DATE.
333
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,359
I'M GOOD ENOUGH
FOR BEER AND PIZZA,
334
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,061
BUT NOT FOR
CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR.
335
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,796
DOLORES! LOOK...
336
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,797
WHY DON'T YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE
337
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,232
TO LACE UP YOUR SKATES FOR YOU?
338
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,168
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED SLUMMING
WITH ME, MR. DRUMMOND!
339
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,672
DOLORES...
340
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,142
HOW DID SHE FIND OUT
ABOUT THE MAYOR'S BALL?
341
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:30,779
FROM THE BIG MOUTH
WITH THE LITTLE BODY.
342
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:35,751
PHILIP, WHY DIDN'T
YOU INVITE HER!
343
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:36,819
I JUST DIDN'T
THINK SHE'D FIT IN.
344
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,888
FIT IN?
345
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,457
DAD, HOW COULD
YOU DO THAT TO HER?
346
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,792
GEE, DADDY, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
SAY THIS ABOUT MY OWN FATHER,
347
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:48,297
BUT... WELL, YOU'RE A SNOB.
348
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,956
A SNOB? ME?
349
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,071
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
YOU WOULD THINK I'M A SNOB.
350
00:14:55,095 --> 00:15:00,076
PHILIP, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
351
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,879
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D TURN
INTO ONE OF THOSE STUCK UP BORES
352
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,615
LIKE THE REST OF OUR FAMILY.
353
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,867
DADDY, IF YOU'RE NOT A
SNOB, THEN WHY DIDN'T
354
00:15:08,891 --> 00:15:10,887
YOU INVITE DOLORES
TO THE MAYOR'S BALL?
355
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,890
I TOLD YOU. SHE SIMPLY
WOULDN'T FIT IN WITH THAT CROWD.
356
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,124
SHE'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE.
357
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,493
YOU MEAN HER OR YOU?
358
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,364
SO WHO ARE YOU
TAKING? JACKIE ONASSIS?
359
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:24,267
SHE'S BUSY THAT NIGHT.
360
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,567
IN FACT I'M NOT GOING
TO TAKE ANYONE,
361
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,969
I'M GOING TO GO ALONE.
362
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,637
ALONE?
363
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,773
WELL NOBODY'S GOOD
ENOUGH FOR DAD.
364
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:34,043
THAT'S A REAL SNOB.
365
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,879
DADDY, I THINK YOU OWE
DOLORES AN APOLOGY.
366
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,447
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO APOLOGIZE FOR.
367
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,082
IN FACT, SHE SHOULD APOLOGIZE
TO ME FOR WALKING OUT.
368
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,683
PHILIP, SHE HAD EVERY RIGHT...
369
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,719
NOW THAT'S THE END
OF THE DISCUSSION.
370
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,689
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND
HANG UP MY SKATES FOREVER.
371
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,258
DAD, YOU'RE MESSING
EVERYTHING UP,
372
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,602
AFTER ALL THAT LYING AUNT SOPHIA
DID TO GET YOU TWO TOGETHER.
373
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,599
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
374
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,102
YES, PHILIP.
375
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,139
I INVITED DOLORES OVER
HERE JUST TO MEET YOU.
376
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:06,309
I DON'T GIVE A HOOT
ABOUT YOUR OLD HAIR.
377
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:10,779
FOR ALL I CARE, YOU
CAN GO BALD RIGHT NOW.
378
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,582
I'LL GO BALD WHEN
I'M GOOD AND READY!
379
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:17,353
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT
THIS WHOLE THING WAS A FIX UP?
380
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,456
DAD, AUNT SOPHIA WAS
ONLY TRYING TO HELP.
381
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,992
SHE SAID THAT IN THE
SEPTEMBER OF YOUR HORIZON,
382
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:27,596
YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH THE
RED SAILS WITH BEFORE THEY BLOW OUT.
383
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,732
WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT
GETS MY GOAT, IT'S MATCHMAKING.
384
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:35,338
SOPHIA, WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP INTERFERING IN MY LIFE?!
385
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:38,441
OH, IT'S SUCH A SHAME!
386
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,576
I KNOW THEY'D BE
SO HAPPY TOGETHER.
387
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:45,514
IF THEY JUST DIDN'T HATE
EACH OTHER SO MUCH.
388
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,617
RATS! I RUINED EVERYTHING.
389
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,153
NOW THEY'LL NEVER GET TOGETHER.
390
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,356
THEY DON'T NEED A
DEMOLITION DERBY,
391
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,114
THEY GOT ME.
392
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,495
MARY, WHO'S MY
10:30 APPOINTMENT?
393
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,563
UM, A MR. JACKSON.
394
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,332
JACKSON? DOESN'T RING A BELL.
395
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,168
MAYBE IT'S A NEW CUSTOMER.
396
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:10,239
MR. JACKSON, WE'RE
READY FOR YOU.
397
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,175
MR. JACKSON
REPORTING FOR STYLING.
398
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,710
ARNOLD?
399
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,278
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
400
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,647
I'D LIKE A SHAMPOO
AND A HAIRCUT...
401
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:22,351
AND YOU CAN EVEN
CHECK ME OUT FOR A SHAVE.
402
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,753
WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE
CAN TALK ABOUT MY DAD.
403
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,255
I'D LIKE TO FORGET
ABOUT YOUR DAD
404
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,523
AND YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT YOUR HAIRCUT.
405
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,058
HOLD IT.
406
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,792
I'VE GOT A LEGITIMATE
APPOINTMENT.
407
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,628
I'VE GOT THE MONEY
TO PAY FOR IT.
408
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,764
HOW'D YOU LIKE THE NAACP TO
NAIL YOU FOR DISCRIMINATION?
409
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,402
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
410
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,504
UH, I'D LIKE AN EGG SHAMPOO.
411
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,940
MAKE THAT OVER EASY, PLEASE.
412
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,243
SORRY, OUR CHICKEN'S ON STRIKE.
413
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,211
ALL RIGHT, THEN GIVE
ME A ONCE OVER LIGHTLY,
414
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,612
CAREFUL ON THE SIDEBURNS,
415
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,881
AND FLUFF ME UP AN INCH TALLER.
416
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,418
YOU GOT IT.
417
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:03,092
YOU KNOW MY DAD'S
REALLY A TERRIFIC GUY.
418
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,228
HE'S REALLY A TERRIFIC
SNOB. THAT'S WHAT HE IS.
419
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,164
NO HE ISN'T. LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
420
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,965
HE MAY BE LISTED IN WHO'S WHO,
421
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,867
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S WHAT.
422
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,770
LOOK, HE'S REALLY SORRY
FOR WHAT HAPPENED,
423
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,373
A-AND HE WANTS TO
APOLOGIZE TO YOU.
424
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,175
APOLOGIZE?
425
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,343
DID HE SEND YOU DOWN
HERE TO TEST THE WATERS?
426
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,845
OH, NO! I CAME ON MY OWN,
427
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,648
BUT DAD'S REALLY
BROKEN UP OVER THIS.
428
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,584
DID YOU EVER SEE
A MILLIONAIRE CRY?
429
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,953
IT'S PITIFUL.
430
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,688
COME ON, ARNOLD.
431
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,323
I MEAN IT.
432
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,959
HIS EYES WERE SO
RED AND SWOLLEN...
433
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,394
HE LOOKS WORSE THAN HE DOES
434
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,396
WHEN HE GETS UP IN THE MORNING.
435
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,531
ARNOLD, ARE YOU JIVING ME?
436
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:46,368
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
THE FACE OF A JIVER?
437
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,138
I CAN'T RESIST THOSE CHEEKS.
438
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,040
CAN DAD COME DOWN AND
APOLOGIZE TO YOU, PLEASE?
439
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,609
YOU'RE REAL SPECIAL TO HIM.
440
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,446
PLEASE? PLEASE?
441
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,582
PUT THE POOR GUY
OUT OF HIS MISERY.
442
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,217
ALL RIGHT.
443
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,518
THANKS.
444
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,153
UH, CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?
445
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,988
I WANT TO CALL HIM AT
THE OFFICE AND TELL HIM.
446
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,756
SURE, HELP YOURSELF, HONEY.
447
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,158
WOULD YOU MIND GIVING
ME A LITTLE PRIVACY?
448
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,726
DAD WOULD BE EMBARRASSED
449
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,262
IF YOU HEARD HIM
BLUBBERING WITH HAPPINESS.
450
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,464
HE MUST REALLY BE
TAKING THIS HARD.
451
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,299
I'M SO FLATTERED.
452
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,501
I NEVER HAD A MAN
BLUBBER OVER ME,
453
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,458
UNLESS I BELTED HIM FIRST.
454
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,979
HI, DAD, IT'S ARNOLD.
455
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,449
LISTEN, DOLORES JUST CALLED.
456
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,418
SHE WANTS YOU TO GO RIGHT
OVER TO HER BEAUTY SHOP.
457
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,720
SHE WANTS TO APOLOGIZE
FOR WHAT HAPPENED.
458
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,024
YEAH, SHE'S ALL
BROKEN UP ABOUT IT.
459
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,425
SHE WAS CRYIN' SO
HARD OVER THE PHONE,
460
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,993
I COULD BARELY UNDERSTAND HER.
461
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,928
YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HER.
462
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:54,836
SO WILL YOU, DAD?
463
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,372
MAKE HER HAPPY?
464
00:19:56,396 --> 00:20:01,544
WHO KNOWS HOW MANY
GOOD YEARS SHE'S GOT LEFT
465
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,746
WHAT HAIRSTYLE WOULD
YOU LIKE THIS WEEK, LILLIAN?
466
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:09,685
I'M TORN BETWEEN LIZ
TAYLOR AND PRINCESS DI.
467
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,287
WHY DON'T WE SPLIT
THE DIFFERENCE.
468
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:17,014
FINE. I'LL TAKE LIZ IN THE
FRONT AND DI IN THE BACK.
469
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,164
OH, HI.
470
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,366
HI, DOLORES. HI.
471
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,034
LISTEN, IF YOU LIKE, I CAN COME
BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT BUSY.
472
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,269
OH, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
473
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,671
IT ONLY TAKES A
SECOND TO APOLOGIZE.
474
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:33,542
RIGHT.
475
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,944
WELL, WOULD YOU
LIKE SOME PRIVACY?
476
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,779
OH, NO, LILLIAN'S
AN OLD CUSTOMER.
477
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:41,350
I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE FAMILY.
478
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,652
HOW DO YOU DO?
479
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:47,723
MY PLEASURE.
480
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,025
WELL, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
481
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,893
THAT I THINK IT TAKES
A LOT OF CHARACTER
482
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,597
FOR A PERSON TO ADMIT
THAT THEY'VE BEEN WRONG.
483
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,864
I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE,
484
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,833
AND IT'S SO MUCH
BETTER, IT'S SUCH A RELIEF
485
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,967
WHEN YOU GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.
486
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:03,839
RIGHT.
487
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,474
WELL, I'M READY
ANY TIME YOU ARE.
488
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,609
I'M READY.
489
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,198
I'M READY.
490
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,183
WHY DO I GET THE FEELING
491
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,419
THAT SOMETHING
ISN'T KOSHER HERE?
492
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,820
I HAVE THE SAME FEELING.
493
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,890
ME, TOO.
494
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,326
PHIL, ARE YOU HERE FOR
WHAT I THINK YOU'RE HERE FOR?
495
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,663
I AM, IF YOU THINK I'M HERE
FOR WHAT I THINK I'M HERE FOR.
496
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,999
I KNOW WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
497
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:34,436
SORRY, LILLIAN.
498
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,473
LOOK, ARNOLD TOLD ME THAT
YOU WANTED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.
499
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,842
WHY, THAT LITTLE DOUBLE-CROSSER.
500
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:44,680
"IS THIS THE FACE OF A JIVER?"
501
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:45,681
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
502
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,982
ARNOLD CAME DOWN HERE
503
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,717
AND SAID YOU WANTED
TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.
504
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,619
WHAT?!
505
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,087
I'LL TAKE CARE OF
HIM WHEN I GET HOME.
506
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,422
DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER
507
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,858
ON THAT DARLING LITTLE LIAR.
508
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:57,859
WHO'S ARNOLD?
509
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:58,894
MY SON.
510
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,763
AND HE'S A REAL
DOWN-TO-EARTH KID,
511
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,698
CONSIDERING HE'S GOT
SUCH A SNOB FOR A FATHER.
512
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,032
DOLORES...
513
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,534
IF YOU LEVEL WITH ME
514
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,669
AND SAID THAT YOU
DIDN'T THINK I'D FIT IN
515
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:07,903
WITH THE MAYOR AND YOUR PEOPLE,
516
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:09,305
I'D HAVE UNDERSTOOD...
517
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,074
BUT IF YOU WERE
JUST TAKIN' ME OUT
518
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:16,679
FOR JUST SOME CHEAP KICKS,
519
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,537
THAT'S REALLY ROTTEN.
520
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:27,989
DOLORES...
521
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,091
I LOVE THE TIMES THAT
WE HAD TOGETHER.
522
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:32,294
SHE'S JUST MARVELOUS.
523
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,996
I'VE HAD THE MOST
FUN THAT I HAD IN YEARS.
524
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,399
LOOK, I DIDN'T INVITE
YOU TO THE MAYOR'S BALL
525
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:40,302
ONLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT
THAT YOU'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE.
526
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,270
I GUESS MAYBE I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SAVE YOU THE EMBARRASSMENT
527
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:45,407
OF, UH, OF NOT...
528
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:46,775
WELL, I WON'T SAY
NOT FITTING IN...
529
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:50,646
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, PHIL?
530
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:55,917
I'D SAY THAT I BEHAVED
LIKE... LIKE A SNOB.
531
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:57,919
AND I APOLOGIZE
WITH ALL MY HEART.
532
00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,888
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
533
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:03,024
I'D BE VERY UNHAPPY TO LOSE YOU.
534
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,793
WELL...
535
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:08,230
TCH. GIVE HIM A BREAK.
536
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:09,498
THANKS.
537
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,967
THAT'S OK, PHIL.
538
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,970
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, DOLORES?
539
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:17,038
I'M WAITING.
540
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,743
YEAH, WE'RE WAITING.
541
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,711
PHIL, YOU'RE A DOLL.
542
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,279
I'D BE VERY UNHAPPY
TO LOSE YOU, TOO.
543
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,281
FRIENDS?
544
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,939
I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
545
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:39,795
MAN, IF IT DOESN'T
WORK OUT WITH DOLORES,
546
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,530
DAD'S REALLY GONNA BE MAD AT ME.
547
00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:46,101
HELLO?
548
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,436
OH, HI, DAD.
549
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,938
UH-OH.
550
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,673
SURE, HANG ON A MINUTE.
551
00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:55,210
HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, ARNOLD.
552
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:58,480
DID HE SOUND, EH, ANGRY OR CALM?
553
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,248
REAL CALM.
554
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:04,453
THEN I'M IN REAL TROUBLE.
555
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:09,758
HELLO, DAD, YOUR
LOVING SON SPEAKING.
556
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,994
YEAH, I DID.
557
00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:15,297
YOU DID?
558
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,865
SHE DID?!
559
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,734
ALL RIGHT!
560
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,636
I KNEW IT WOULD WORK OUT!
561
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,370
LISTEN, IF YOU'VE GOT
ANY MORE PROBLEMS,
562
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,795
MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.
563
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,021
♪ NOW THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪
564
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,324
♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪
565
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,192
♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪
566
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,094
♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪
567
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,063
♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪
568
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,832
♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪
569
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:52,167
♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪
570
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,069
♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN'
BUT THEIR JEANS ♪
571
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:56,071
♪ BUT THEY GOT
DIFFERENT STROKES ♪
572
00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,206
♪ IT TAKES DIFFERENT STROKES ♪
573
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,441
♪ IT TAKES DIFFERENT STROKES ♪
574
00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:00,442
♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪
575
00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,633
♪ YES, IT DOES ♪
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