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♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT ♪

♪ A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY FINDS A WAY TO SHINE ♪

♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪

♪ NOT A LOT... SO WHAT? ♪

♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS, YOU'LL HAVE YOURS ♪

♪ AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

OH, COME ON, PHILIP.

SOPHIA, YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO ASK YOUR HAIRDRESSER

TO COME OVER HERE TO SEE ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

I TOLD YOU, SHE ISN'T A HAIRDRESSER. SHE'S A HAIRSTYLIST.

WELL, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

ABOUT $30.

LOOK, I'VE BEEN GOING TO THE SAME BARBER FOR 15 YEARS,

AND I LIKE HIM.

HE'S LIKE A RELATIVE:

HE TALKS A LOT AND I DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

COME ON, DADDY, GET WITH IT.

HAVE A HAIRSTYLIST DO YOUR HAIR.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE HAVING MY HAIR CUT.

I'M TIRED. I WAS OUT LATE LAST NIGHT.

NO DOUBT WITH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR YOUNG CHICKADEES?

AUNT SOPHIA, I DON'T THINK DAD'S DATES ARE THAT YOUNG.

HE NEVER COMES HOME WITH BUBBLEGUM ON HIS COLLAR.

COME ON, SOPHIA, THE YOUNGEST WOMAN I'VE BEEN OUT WITH IS 30.

FIRST 30, THEN 25,

THEN YOU'LL BE HELPING THEM WITH THEIR HOMEWORK.

WILL YOU STOP EXAGGERATING?

NOW, PLEASE, TELL YOUR HAIRSTYLIST THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.

I'LL STAY WITH MY REGULAR BARBER.

DAD, NO ONE GOES TO A REGULAR BARBER ANYMORE.

ALL THE HIP DUDES HAVE THEIR HAIR STYLED.

DO YOU THINK I'D TRUST THESE PRECIOUS LOCKS

TO SOME CLOWN WITH A RED-AND-WHITE POLE?

I WENT TO ONE OF THOSE UNISEX PLACES ONCE,

AND THEY TALKED ME INTO A PERM.

IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT TO SEE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN IN CURLERS.

OH, DADDY, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED CUTE IN CURLS.

YEAH, LIKE AN OVER-THE-HILL SHIRLEY TEMPLE.

PHILIP, DOLORES ISN'T ONE OF THOSE UNISEX PEOPLE.

SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST HAIRSTYLISTS IN THIS TOWN.

YOU KNOW, DADDY, WITH A BLOW-DRYER,

SHE CAN MAKE YOUR HAIR LOOK TWICE AS THICK,

AND THAT WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK A LOT YOUNGER.

LOOK, I TOLD YOU THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED...

YOUNGER?

YOU THINK SO?

OH, I REALLY DO, DADDY.

WELL, AS LONG AS SHE'S ON HER WAY OVER HERE ANYWAY,

I REALLY SHOULDN'T DISAPPOINT HER.

OK, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

WAY TO GO, DAD. GREAT, DADDY.

I'LL SLIP INTO SOMETHING LESS COMFORTABLE.

NOW, HURRY, PHILIP.

I'M EXPECTING HER SHORTLY.

OH-HO!

IT WORKED. IT WORKED. IT WORKED.

I'M SO HAPPY.

HAIR REALLY TURNS YOU ON.

COME HERE. I'VE GOT A SECRET.

I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO CUTS HIS HAIR.

RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN.

WELL CHILDREN, YOUR FATHER IS GOING THROUGH

A VERY DELICATE PERIOD IN HIS LIFE.

THE FOOLISH 50S.

IS THAT ANY WORSE THAN THE FLAKY 40S?

COULD BE.

IT'S A TIME OF LIFE WHEN A MAN NEEDS THE RIGHT KIND OF WOMAN.

I THINK HE SHOULD BE MARRIED.

HEY, IF DAD GOT MARRIED, WE'D BE A REAL FAMILY, WITH A MOTHER.

YOU KNOW I THINK DADDY WOULD BE HAPPIER MARRIED.

OF COURSE, CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S MISERABLE DATING THOSE CHEERLEADERS.

WELL IF HE'S SO MISERABLE DATING ALL THOSE GIRLS,

HOW COME HE WHISTLES ALL THE TIME?

IT'S ALL AN ACT.

AND YESTERDAY, HE WAS SINGING.

SINGING TOO?

OH, THAT POOR MAN.

YOU MEAN POOR US.

YOU EVER HEARD DAD'S VOICE?

HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GARGLING WITH DRANO.

TRUST ME, ARNOLD,

WHAT HE NEEDS IS A GOOD WIFE

IN THE SEPTEMBER OF HIS YEARS,

SOMEONE HE CAN SIT ON THE VERANDA WITH

AND WATCH THE RED SAILS ON THE HORIZON

BLOW INTO THE SUNSET...

UNLESS IT'S RAINING.

WELL, I STILL SAY, IF DAD'S NOT HAVIN' A GOOD TIME,

HE SURE DOESN'T KNOW IT.

AND I SAY DOLORES IS THE PERFECT ONE FOR YOUR FATHER.

SHE'S FUN-LOVING, INTELLIGENT, SHE LIKES PEOPLE,

AND IS SHE EVER BEAUTIFUL.

AT THE HAIRSTYLIST CONVENTION, SHE WAS VOTED MISS BLOW-DRYER.

WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL.

DAD WOULD REALLY RESIST IF HE KNEW HE WAS BEING FIXED-UP.

SO WOULD DOLORES. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT THIS WAY...

SNEAKY.

OH, THAT MUST BE DOLORES.

COMING!

HIYA.

COME ON IN.

I WAS JUST SAYING, "I BET THAT'S DOLORES."

WERE YOU RIGHT? HEH HEH HEH HA!

BOY, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS PLACE.

WHERE ARE THE GOAL POSTS?

HEY, HEY, HEY.

GOOD-LOOKIN' MAMA.

ARNOLD, LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING.

WHAT COUNTS IS WHAT'S UNDERNEATH.

HEY, THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, TOO.

DOLORES, THIS IS MY FAMILY

I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

MY NIECE KIMBERLY... HI.

LIKEWISE.

AND THIS IS WILLIS.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

LIKEWISE.

AND ARNOLD.

HI, CUTIE.

LIKEWISE.

WELL, I SEE THAT MY HAIRSTYLIST HAS ARRIVED.

YOUR SHEEP IS HERE, READY TO BE SHORN.

DOLORES, THIS IS MY BROTHER PHILIP DRUMMOND.

HI, MR. DRUMMOND.

PLEASE, JUST CALL ME PHIL.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK,

A TEASE, CORNROWS, OR MAYBE AN AFRO?

YOU'RE PAYIN'.

YOU COULD HAVE A POODLE CUT IF YOU LIKE.

"POODLE CUT." HA! WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOR.

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

EH HEH HA HA.

QUITE HONESTLY, MR. DRUMMOND,

YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO YOUR HAIR.

IT LOOKS FINE THE WAY IT IS.

I'D JUST BE GILDING THE LILY, SO TO SPEAK.

THAT'S OK.

DAD COULD USE A LITTLE HELP WITH HIS LILY.

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK?

HOW ABOUT THE KITCHEN? I NEED THE SINK.

FINE. I'LL TAKE THIS.

JUST COME WITH ME.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 2 PEOPLE WHO WERE SO WELL-MATCHED?

HE'S ATTRACTED TO HER FEMININITY,

AND SHE'S ATTRACTED TO HIS, UH...

WHATEVER HE HAS.

YOU HEAR THAT? THEY'RE LAUGHING.

I DIDN'T KNOW DAD HAD SUCH FUNNY HAIR.

DOLORES, I REALLY DO APPRECIATE YOUR TAKING THE TROUBLE

TO COME OVER HERE.

OH, NO PROBLEM, PHIL.

YOU SAID I CAN CALL YOU THAT.

ANYWAY, IT'S ON MY WAY TO THE BOWLING ALLEY.

I HAVE TO MEET MY TEAM.

OH?

WHAT TEAM IS THAT?

BARNEY'S BAGEL BOUTIQUE.

THAT'S VERY CATCHY.

BARNEY'S OUR SPONSOR.

WE ALWAYS KID BARNEY ABOUT WHICH IS HARDER:

THE BOWLING BALL OR HIS BAGELS.

YOU KNOW, I GUESS A GUY LIKE YOU

THINKS BOWLING IS KINDA SILLY.

OH, NOT AT ALL.

I LIKE BOWLING.

YOU DO? HOW'S YOUR GAME, IF I MAY INQUIRE?

WELL, IT MAY BE A LITTLE OFF...

SINCE I'VE NEVER BOWLED.

YOU HAVE NEVER BOWLED?

BOY, YOU SURE MISSED A LOT BEING RICH.

I NEVER LOOKED AT IT THAT WAY BEFORE.

I BET YOU NEVER EVEN WENT ROLLER-SKATING

OR BEEN TO THE DEMOLITION DERBY.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE.

EVERY TIME A FENDER GETS KNOCKED OFF,

I GET ALL MISTY.

I HOPE MAYBE I'LL SEE ONE SOMETIME.

YOU KNOW...

YOU'RE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IN A MILLIONAIRE.

YOU'RE A... A REAL PERSON.

WELL, THANK YOU.

SO, UH, LISTEN,

IF YOU EVER WANT TO LEARN HOW TO BOWL,

IT'D BE MY PLEASURE TO GIVE YOU A LESSON.

IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE MOOD, JUST GIVE ME A BUZZ.

BUZZ.

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER CALL.

ARNOLD! GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR!

IT'S NOT POLITE TO EAVESDROP.

BUT AS LONG AS YOU DID, DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING?

HEY. THAT WAS FUN.

OH, AND THAT WAS FAST.

OH, PHILIP, YOUR HAIR'S ABSOLUTELY MARVELOUS.

WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT.

Willis: WHAT DID SHE DO IT?

NOTHING.

WELL, WHATEVER SHE DIDN'T DO, SHE DID IT GREAT.

LIKE I SAID PREVIOUSLY,

PHIL DOESN'T REALLY NEED A HAIRCUT.

SO I'M TAKING HIM BOWLING INSTEAD.

BOWLING? RIGHT.

AND THEN AFTER THAT,

WE'RE GONNA STOP AT BARNEY'S BOUTIQUE FOR A BAGEL.

WHERE THE POSH GO TO NOSH.

WELL, THAT'S PERFECT.

THAT'S WHERE EVERYBODY GOES.

SAY HELLO TO BARNEY FOR ME.

BRING ME HOME A BAGEL.

I LOVE THAT JEWISH SOUL FOOD.

WE'LL DO THAT. SEE YOU LATER, GANG.

PHILIP...

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

ME, TOO.

THANKS, BUT I MAY NOT EVEN LIKE BOWLING.

All: BYE!

WELL, SO FAR, SO GOOD, HUH, KIDS?

BOY. DADDY GOING BOWLING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

THAT'S LIKE WILLIAM BUCKLEY GOING MUD WRESTLING.

MAN, DAD WAS SURE CHARGED UP.

I CAN ALREADY HEAR THOSE WEDDING BELLS.

IN FACT, I CAN EVEN HEAR A BABY CRYING.

I HOPE WE DON'T HEAR THE BABY BEFORE WE HEAR THE BELLS.

YES. I'LL BE SURE AND TELL HIM AS SOON AS HE GETS HOME.

OK. BYE-BYE.

HI, GUYS. BYE, GUYS.

CAN'T TALK NOW. GOTTA GET CHANGED.

NO, WAIT, DADDY. THEY JUST CALLED YOU

ABOUT THAT BIG DINNER YOU'RE GOING TO FRIDAY NIGHT.

OH, THE MAYOR'S BALL. RIGHT.

THE MAYOR WANTS YOU TO SIT AT HIS TABLE.

WELL.

THAT SHOWS YOU WHAT A LITTLE CHARM

AND A BIG CONTRIBUTION CAN DO.

I GOTTA GO.

WHAT'S THE RUSH, DAD?

LEAVE THE MAN ALONE.

HE'S GOTTA GO. HE'S HEADING FOR THE BATHROOM.

SEE, DOLORES WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

OH, YOU KNOW, SHE REALLY IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

SHE'S BEEN TAKING ME TO PLACES I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE,

AND I LOVE IT!

HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR HER.

MAN. DAD SEEMS REALLY HAPPY WITH DOLORES.

WE TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK OUT.

THEY'VE BEEN OUT TOGETHER EVERY NIGHT FOR A WHOLE WEEK.

I HAD A MARRIAGE THAT DIDN'T LAST THAT LONG.

OH, I'LL GET IT.

COMING.

HI. HI.

HI, EVERYBODY.

OH, I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.

THANKS. I PICKED IT UP AT A SALE IN GIMBAL'S BASEMENT.

YOU CAN GET REAL BARGAINS THERE... IF YOU KNOW KARATE.

PHILIP WILL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE.

I SEE YOU'RE GOING ROLLER-SKATING AGAIN.

YEP. YOUR BROTHER'S A REAL GOOD SKATER.

OH, YEAH. DAD'S A COOL CAT, ALL RIGHT.

HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING.

I KNOW.

I'LL BET YOUR EXCITED ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT.

FRIDAY NIGHT?

YEAH. THAT BIG BALL.

YOU AND DAD GET TO SIT AT THE MAYOR'S TABLE.

NOW, ARNOLD, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE AND SAID THAT.

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE SURPRISE DADDY MENTIONED.

OH.

SORRY, DOLORES.

I HAVE THIS HABIT OF SHOOTING FROM THE LIP.

DON'T WORRY, ARNOLD.

WHEN YOUR DAD TELLS ME, I'LL ACT SURPRISED.

WOW. ME. AT THE MAYOR'S TABLE.

I FEEL LIKE CINDERELLA.

AND DAD IS YOUR PRINCE.

A LITTLE CREAKY, BUT STILL A PRINCE.

HI, DOLORES.

OH, HI, PHIL.

I'M SORRY. I HOPE I HAVEN'T KEPT YOU WAITING.

NO, I JUST GOT HERE.

LET'S GO BURN RUBBER, BABY.

MY WHEELS ARE SPINNING, HONEY.

BOY, ARE WE GONNA HAVE A GREAT WEEK.

TONIGHT, ROLLER-SKATING.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT, HOCKEY.

THURSDAY, BOWLING.

AND THEN COMES MY BIG SURPRISE FOR YOU.

SURPRISE? WHY, PHIL, WHATEVER COULD THAT BE?

DOLORES, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO BE SITTING

IN THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE

SATURDAY AT THE DEMOLITION DERBY.

DEMOLITION DERBY? SATURDAY?

RIGHT. I GUESS THAT REALLY SURPRISED YOU, DIDN'T IT?

IT SURE DID, BUT, UH, DIDN'T YOU LEAVE SOMETHING OUT?

OH, YES.

I READ THAT "CRASH" COLLINS WON'T BE DRIVING.

HE BROKE HIS BACK AGAIN.

BUT WE'LL STILL HAVE FUN.

PHILIP, I THINK WHAT DOLORES MEANS YOU LEFT OUT IS

THAT ON MOST CALENDARS

BETWEEN THURSDAY AND SATURDAY

THERE'S A THING CALLED FRIDAY.

UH... OH, YEAH.

DIDN'T I MENTION THAT, DOLORES?

OH, I HAVE TO GO TO A BUSINESS DINNER FRIDAY.

I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU THAT NIGHT.

WHATCHA TALKING ABOUT, DAD?

I SEE. A BUSINESS DINNER, HUH?

YEAH.

WELL, LET'S GO.

FORGET IT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I JUST LOST MY APPETITE FOR SKATING TONIGHT.

I'M GOING HOME.

BUT... BUT WE HAVE A DATE.

I'M GOOD ENOUGH FOR BEER AND PIZZA,

BUT NOT FOR CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR.

DOLORES! LOOK...

WHY DON'T YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE

TO LACE UP YOUR SKATES FOR YOU?

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED SLUMMING WITH ME, MR. DRUMMOND!

DOLORES...

HOW DID SHE FIND OUT ABOUT THE MAYOR'S BALL?

FROM THE BIG MOUTH WITH THE LITTLE BODY.

PHILIP, WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE HER!

I JUST DIDN'T THINK SHE'D FIT IN.

FIT IN?

DAD, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HER?

GEE, DADDY, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS ABOUT MY OWN FATHER,

BUT... WELL, YOU'RE A SNOB.

A SNOB? ME?

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD THINK I'M A SNOB.

PHILIP, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D TURN INTO ONE OF THOSE STUCK UP BORES

LIKE THE REST OF OUR FAMILY.

DADDY, IF YOU'RE NOT A SNOB, THEN WHY DIDN'T

YOU INVITE DOLORES TO THE MAYOR'S BALL?

I TOLD YOU. SHE SIMPLY WOULDN'T FIT IN WITH THAT CROWD.

SHE'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE.

YOU MEAN HER OR YOU?

SO WHO ARE YOU TAKING? JACKIE ONASSIS?

SHE'S BUSY THAT NIGHT.

IN FACT I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANYONE,

I'M GOING TO GO ALONE.

ALONE?

WELL NOBODY'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR DAD.

THAT'S A REAL SNOB.

DADDY, I THINK YOU OWE DOLORES AN APOLOGY.

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR.

IN FACT, SHE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR WALKING OUT.

PHILIP, SHE HAD EVERY RIGHT...

NOW THAT'S THE END OF THE DISCUSSION.

I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND HANG UP MY SKATES FOREVER.

DAD, YOU'RE MESSING EVERYTHING UP,

AFTER ALL THAT LYING AUNT SOPHIA DID TO GET YOU TWO TOGETHER.

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

YES, PHILIP.

I INVITED DOLORES OVER HERE JUST TO MEET YOU.

I DON'T GIVE A HOOT ABOUT YOUR OLD HAIR.

FOR ALL I CARE, YOU CAN GO BALD RIGHT NOW.

I'LL GO BALD WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY!

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS WHOLE THING WAS A FIX UP?

DAD, AUNT SOPHIA WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP.

SHE SAID THAT IN THE SEPTEMBER OF YOUR HORIZON,

YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH THE RED SAILS WITH BEFORE THEY BLOW OUT.

WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT GETS MY GOAT, IT'S MATCHMAKING.

SOPHIA, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP INTERFERING IN MY LIFE?!

OH, IT'S SUCH A SHAME!

I KNOW THEY'D BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

IF THEY JUST DIDN'T HATE EACH OTHER SO MUCH.

RATS! I RUINED EVERYTHING.

NOW THEY'LL NEVER GET TOGETHER.

THEY DON'T NEED A DEMOLITION DERBY,

THEY GOT ME.

MARY, WHO'S MY 10:30 APPOINTMENT?

UM, A MR. JACKSON.

JACKSON? DOESN'T RING A BELL.

MAYBE IT'S A NEW CUSTOMER.

MR. JACKSON, WE'RE READY FOR YOU.

MR. JACKSON REPORTING FOR STYLING.

ARNOLD?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'D LIKE A SHAMPOO AND A HAIRCUT...

AND YOU CAN EVEN CHECK ME OUT FOR A SHAVE.

WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE CAN TALK ABOUT MY DAD.

I'D LIKE TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR DAD

AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT YOUR HAIRCUT.

HOLD IT.

I'VE GOT A LEGITIMATE APPOINTMENT.

I'VE GOT THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT.

HOW'D YOU LIKE THE NAACP TO NAIL YOU FOR DISCRIMINATION?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

UH, I'D LIKE AN EGG SHAMPOO.

MAKE THAT OVER EASY, PLEASE.

SORRY, OUR CHICKEN'S ON STRIKE.

ALL RIGHT, THEN GIVE ME A ONCE OVER LIGHTLY,

CAREFUL ON THE SIDEBURNS,

AND FLUFF ME UP AN INCH TALLER.

YOU GOT IT.

YOU KNOW MY DAD'S REALLY A TERRIFIC GUY.

HE'S REALLY A TERRIFIC SNOB. THAT'S WHAT HE IS.

NO HE ISN'T. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

HE MAY BE LISTED IN WHO'S WHO,

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S WHAT.

LOOK, HE'S REALLY SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED,

A-AND HE WANTS TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU.

APOLOGIZE?

DID HE SEND YOU DOWN HERE TO TEST THE WATERS?

OH, NO! I CAME ON MY OWN,

BUT DAD'S REALLY BROKEN UP OVER THIS.

DID YOU EVER SEE A MILLIONAIRE CRY?

IT'S PITIFUL.

COME ON, ARNOLD.

I MEAN IT.

HIS EYES WERE SO RED AND SWOLLEN...

HE LOOKS WORSE THAN HE DOES

WHEN HE GETS UP IN THE MORNING.

ARNOLD, ARE YOU JIVING ME?

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A JIVER?

I CAN'T RESIST THOSE CHEEKS.

CAN DAD COME DOWN AND APOLOGIZE TO YOU, PLEASE?

YOU'RE REAL SPECIAL TO HIM.

PLEASE? PLEASE?

PUT THE POOR GUY OUT OF HIS MISERY.

ALL RIGHT.

THANKS.

UH, CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?

I WANT TO CALL HIM AT THE OFFICE AND TELL HIM.

SURE, HELP YOURSELF, HONEY.

WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A LITTLE PRIVACY?

DAD WOULD BE EMBARRASSED

IF YOU HEARD HIM BLUBBERING WITH HAPPINESS.

HE MUST REALLY BE TAKING THIS HARD.

I'M SO FLATTERED.

I NEVER HAD A MAN BLUBBER OVER ME,

UNLESS I BELTED HIM FIRST.

HI, DAD, IT'S ARNOLD.

LISTEN, DOLORES JUST CALLED.

SHE WANTS YOU TO GO RIGHT OVER TO HER BEAUTY SHOP.

SHE WANTS TO APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HAPPENED.

YEAH, SHE'S ALL BROKEN UP ABOUT IT.

SHE WAS CRYIN' SO HARD OVER THE PHONE,

I COULD BARELY UNDERSTAND HER.

YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HER.

SO WILL YOU, DAD?

MAKE HER HAPPY?

WHO KNOWS HOW MANY GOOD YEARS SHE'S GOT LEFT

WHAT HAIRSTYLE WOULD YOU LIKE THIS WEEK, LILLIAN?

I'M TORN BETWEEN LIZ TAYLOR AND PRINCESS DI.

WHY DON'T WE SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE.

FINE. I'LL TAKE LIZ IN THE FRONT AND DI IN THE BACK.

OH, HI.

HI, DOLORES. HI.

LISTEN, IF YOU LIKE, I CAN COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT BUSY.

OH, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND TO APOLOGIZE.

RIGHT.

WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME PRIVACY?

OH, NO, LILLIAN'S AN OLD CUSTOMER.

I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE FAMILY.

HOW DO YOU DO?

MY PLEASURE.

WELL, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW

THAT I THINK IT TAKES A LOT OF CHARACTER

FOR A PERSON TO ADMIT THAT THEY'VE BEEN WRONG.

I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE,

AND IT'S SO MUCH BETTER, IT'S SUCH A RELIEF

WHEN YOU GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST.

RIGHT.

WELL, I'M READY ANY TIME YOU ARE.

I'M READY.

I'M READY.

WHY DO I GET THE FEELING

THAT SOMETHING ISN'T KOSHER HERE?

I HAVE THE SAME FEELING.

ME, TOO.

PHIL, ARE YOU HERE FOR WHAT I THINK YOU'RE HERE FOR?

I AM, IF YOU THINK I'M HERE FOR WHAT I THINK I'M HERE FOR.

I KNOW WHAT I'M HERE FOR.

SORRY, LILLIAN.

LOOK, ARNOLD TOLD ME THAT YOU WANTED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.

WHY, THAT LITTLE DOUBLE-CROSSER.

"IS THIS THE FACE OF A JIVER?"

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

ARNOLD CAME DOWN HERE

AND SAID YOU WANTED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.

WHAT?!

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM WHEN I GET HOME.

DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER

ON THAT DARLING LITTLE LIAR.

WHO'S ARNOLD?

MY SON.

AND HE'S A REAL DOWN-TO-EARTH KID,

CONSIDERING HE'S GOT SUCH A SNOB FOR A FATHER.

DOLORES...

IF YOU LEVEL WITH ME

AND SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D FIT IN

WITH THE MAYOR AND YOUR PEOPLE,

I'D HAVE UNDERSTOOD...

BUT IF YOU WERE JUST TAKIN' ME OUT

FOR JUST SOME CHEAP KICKS,

THAT'S REALLY ROTTEN.

DOLORES...

I LOVE THE TIMES THAT WE HAD TOGETHER.

SHE'S JUST MARVELOUS.

I'VE HAD THE MOST FUN THAT I HAD IN YEARS.

LOOK, I DIDN'T INVITE YOU TO THE MAYOR'S BALL

ONLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE.

I GUESS MAYBE I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE YOU THE EMBARRASSMENT

OF, UH, OF NOT...

WELL, I WON'T SAY NOT FITTING IN...

WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, PHIL?

I'D SAY THAT I BEHAVED LIKE... LIKE A SNOB.

AND I APOLOGIZE WITH ALL MY HEART.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

I'D BE VERY UNHAPPY TO LOSE YOU.

WELL...

TCH. GIVE HIM A BREAK.

THANKS.

THAT'S OK, PHIL.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, DOLORES?

I'M WAITING.

YEAH, WE'RE WAITING.

PHIL, YOU'RE A DOLL.

I'D BE VERY UNHAPPY TO LOSE YOU, TOO.

FRIENDS?

I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

MAN, IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT WITH DOLORES,

DAD'S REALLY GONNA BE MAD AT ME.

HELLO?

OH, HI, DAD.

UH-OH.

SURE, HANG ON A MINUTE.

HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU, ARNOLD.

DID HE SOUND, EH, ANGRY OR CALM?

REAL CALM.

THEN I'M IN REAL TROUBLE.

HELLO, DAD, YOUR LOVING SON SPEAKING.

YEAH, I DID.

YOU DID?

SHE DID?!

ALL RIGHT!

I KNEW IT WOULD WORK OUT!

LISTEN, IF YOU'VE GOT ANY MORE PROBLEMS,

MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

♪ NOW THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFFERENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFFERENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFFERENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YES, IT DOES ♪