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♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT ♪

♪ A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY FINDS A WAY TO SHINE ♪

♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪

♪ NOT A LOT... SO WHAT? ♪

♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS ♪

♪ AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURS ♪

♪ AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

OOO, WEE.

DAD, IT'S STARTING TO RAIN OUT THERE LIKE CRAZY.

YOUR PREDICTION WAS RIGHT.

OF COURSE, I USE AN INFALLIBLE SYSTEM.

I GO OUT ON THE TERRACE, I FACE NORTH,

I HOLD UP MY FINGER,

IF IT GETS WET, I KNOW IT'S RAINING.

THIS KIND OF WEATHER MAKES ME FEEL SO LAZY.

WAKE ME UP IN A COUPLE OF YEARS.

HELLO?

WHO'S CALLING?

JEFF STEWART?

JEFF STEWART.

WELL, KIMBERLY'S TAKING A LITTLE NAP.

COULD YOU CALL BACK IN A COUPLE OF YEARS?

WILLIS, GIMME THAT PHONE.

HELLO, JEFF.

I THOUGHT YOU LOST MY NUMBER.

YOU DID?

WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL ME,

AND I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO YOU.

TONIGHT?

OH, WELL, JEFF THAT'S RATHER SHORT NOTICE.

I HAVE TO CHECK MY CALENDAR.

PLAY IT COOL, SIS.

COUNT TO AT LEAST ONE BEFORE YOU SAY YES.

JEFF, CAN YOU HOLD ON, PLEASE WHILE I TAKE THIS ON THE OTHER LINE?

THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME INTERFERENCE ON THIS ONE.

I'LL YELL WHEN I GOT IT.

YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM SOME GOOD JOKES WHILE HE'S WAITING?

NO, NO, DADDY, I DON'T WANT HIM TO HANG UP.

SHE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

I GOT IT!

I GUESS YOU HEARD THAT.

HI. HI YA.

THAT IS EITHER A SHORT CONSTRUCTION WORKER,

OR A VERY TALL MUSHROOM.

I DIDN'T HAVE AN UMBRELLA, SO I DECIDED TO WEAR MY HOMEWORK.

YOUR HOMEWORK?

YEAH, IT'S FOR A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT. OH.

SEE? I FILL THIS BOWL WITH WATER,

I DUMP IN THESE CHEMICALS,

AND I HOOK IT UP TO A BATTERY,

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE?

AN EXPLOSION.

NO, ALL I'M GOING TO DO IS COPPER PLATE AN OLD SPOON.

WELL, YOU JUST BE SURE THAT YOU DON'T DAMAGE THE SILVERWARE.

DAD, THE ONLY TIME I DAMAGE SILVERWARE IS WHEN THERE'S FOOD ON IT.

I'LL GET IT.

OHH... SOPHIA. COME IN, COME ON, COME IN, COME IN.

OHH! IT IS JUST

POURING OUT!

I GOT CAUGHT IN THE RAIN.

I COULDN'T GET A TAXI.

DID YOU KNOW THE SUBWAY WON'T TAKE A PERSONAL CHECK?

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

SO I DID WHAT ANY HONEST CITIZEN

WITH NO MONEY WOULD DO. WHAT'S THAT?

I CRAWLED UNDER THE TURNSTILE.

THAT'S NO BIG DEAL.

I CAN DO THAT ON MY TIPPY-TOES.

PHILIP, I HAVE SOMETHING

VERY IMPORTANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

HI, AUNT SOPHIA! DADDY, JEFF'S TAKIN' ME OUT TONIGHT!

WHO'S JEFF?

YEAH. WHO'S THIS JEFF

YOU'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT?

PROBABLY SOME HANDSOME NEW COYOTE?

I THINK YOU MEAN FOX.

WELL, I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF AN ANIMAL.

DOES THIS ANIMAL GO TO HIGH SCHOOL SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE?

DADDY, JEFF IS A YALE MAN.

YALE?! THAT'S A COLLEGE!

EVEN I KNOW THAT!

THAT'S REAL GOOD, DAD. YOU'RE REALLY ON TOP OF THINGS.

WILLIS, I MEANT THAT A COLLEGE MAN

IS TOO OLD FOR KIMBERLY.

JUST KIDDING.

OH, PHILIP... GIRLS MATURE

SO MUCH FASTER.

REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE KIDS?

I USED TO PRETEND I WAS YOUR OLDER SISTER.

YOU ARE MY OLDER SISTER.

I'M SORRY I BROUGHT IT UP.

DADDY, JEFF IS ONLY 19,

AND HE'S A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.

WELL, I'D FEEL BETTER IF HE WERE 16 AND NOT SO PERFECT.

I'D LIKE TO KNOW A LITTLE MORE ABOUT THAT YOUNG MAN.

SHALL I CALL HIM BACK AND ASK HIM FOR HIS SHOE SIZE?

THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

WE'LL LOOK AT HIS FEET WHEN HE GETS HERE.

OK. HAVE A GOOD TIME. AND BE SURE TO BE HOME BY 12:00.

12:00?! DADDY, I'M GOING OUT WITH A COLLEGE MAN!

HEY, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'D BETTER MAKE IT 11:00.

11:00? OK, OK.

12:00.

OH, THANKS, DAD.

OH, NO! I JUST REALIZED!

I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!

THAT OUGHT TO GET HIS ATTENTION.

I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO DO.

I'VE GOTTA DO MY NAILS AND WASH MY HAIR AND...

HAIR? HONEY, I BROUGHT THE FAMILY

SOME VITAMINS AND OTHER HEALTH GOODIES.

TRY THIS SHAMPOO ON YOUR HAIR.

IT'S CALLED MOTHER BRADY'S NATURAL SHAMPOO.

I KNEW YOU RAN A HEALTH FOODS,

BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT INCLUDED SHAMPOO.

OH, YES!

SHAMPOO IS FOOD FOR THE SCALP!

IT FEEDS YOUR FOLLICLES.

GOOD.

LISTEN TO THE INGREDIENTS.

"WATER, SOY BEAN OIL,

EGG YOLK, YEAST, AND LEMON.

WOW. I NEVER FED MY HAIR THAT WELL.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY IT LEFT ME.

DAD, YOUR HAIR DIDN'T LEAVE YOU.

IT JUST MOVED TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.

NOW, DON'T MAKE FUN.

MOTHER BRADY'S PRODUCTS ARE WONDERFUL.

DR. J. HIMSELF RECOMMENDED THEM TO ME.

DR. J?!

THE 7-FOOT BASKETBALL STAR?!

NO, DR. JOHANNSON, THE 5-FOOT SCIENTIST.

HE'S THE HEAD OF OUR CLEAN AIR GROUP.

WELL, THANKS FOR THE SHAMPOO, AUNT SOPHIA.

KIMBERLY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA WASH YOUR HAIR IN TAP WATER, ARE YOU?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAP WATER?

YOU ASK THAT, AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FATHER!

I DO, AND TAP WATER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH TAP WATER?

WELL, IT'S JUST LOADED WITH NASTY OL' CHEMICALS.

WELL, WHAT'S SHE SUPPOSED TO DO,

SEND HER HAIR OUT TO BE DRY CLEANED?

AUNT SOPHIA, WHAT DO YOU USE ON YOUR HAIR?

UH, BOTTLED WATER.

BUT WHAT'S EVEN BETTER IS RAINWATER.

IT'S THE PUREST THERE IS.

NOW, YOU RUN UPSTAIRS, AND WE'LL GET YOU SOME.

THANK YOU. AUNT SOPHIA, YOU'RE A WONDERFUL, THOUGHTFUL PERSON.

OH... THAT'S TRUE.

UH, CAN WE USE THIS BOWL? IT'S JUST THE RIGHT SIZE.

OK, BUT I NEED IT BACK FOR MY HOMEWORK.

WILLIS, DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE THIS OUT ON THE TERRACE

AND SEE THAT IT GETS FILLED FROM GOD'S FAUCET?

GOD'S FAUCET?

I WONDER WHO HE CALLS WHEN HE NEEDS A PLUMBER.

HEY! MAYBE RAINWATER WOULD BE GOOD FOR MY GOLDFISH... ABRAHAM.

I THINK I'LL SET HIM OUT THERE ON THE TERRACE.

IT LOOKS LIKE NEXT TIME

I'LL HAVE TO BRING YOU SOME MORE VITAMINS.

YOU HAVE PLENTY OF Cs AND Ds,

BUT VERY FEW Bs AND As.

SOUNDS LIKE WILLIS'S LAST REPORT CARD.

ARNOLD, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A COPPER-PLATED NOSE?

WORKING HARD, PHILIP?

YUP.

IS IT THE WRONG TIME TO TELL YOU

WHAT I STARTED TO TELL YOU

BEFORE I INTERRUPTED MYSELF?

SOPHIA, I HAVEN'T THE VAGUEST IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.

SO LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

I AM TALKING ABOUT OUR ORGANIZATION.

IT'S CALLED "GASP."

THAT STANDS FOR "GOOD AIR SAVES PEOPLE."

IT USED TO BE CALLED "SAVE LIFE ON OUR PLANET,"

BUT THAT CAME OUT "SLOP."

THAT'S THE GROUP

THAT'S SPONSORING THE DINNER. WHAT DINNER?

THAT I TOLD DR. JOHANNSON THAT YOU WOULD TAKE ME TO.

MM-HMM. IT'S TO RAISE FUNDS...

TO PROTEST AIR POLLUTION.

WELL, WHEN IS THE DINNER? TONIGHT.

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T MAKE IT.

BUT THANKS FOR GIVING ME PLENTY OF NOTICE.

OH, COME ON, PHILIP.

IT'S GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL EVENING.

AND IT'S ONLY $100 A PLATE.

HOW ABOUT PAYIN' JUST 5 BUCKS AND EATIN' OFF THE TABLE?

I'M VERY SORRY, SOPHIA,

BUT I'VE PLANNED TO GO TO BED...

CURL UP WITH A NICE, WARM BOOK.

OH, BUT, PHILIP, WE NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU AT THE DINNER,

PEOPLE WITH INTELLIGENCE,

PEOPLE WITH VISION.

PEOPLE WITH 100 BUCKS.

RIGHT ON!

IT'S SUCH A BIG PROBLEM.

AND IT'S SO IMPORTANT

THAT WE TAKE CARE OF OUR AIR.

WITHOUT IT, THERE'S NOT MUCH ELSE TO BREATHE.

PHILIP, YOU REALLY SHOULD GO TONIGHT.

IN YOUR LUNGS, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, I'LL BUY THE TICKETS,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA GO TO THE DINNER.

I'LL MAKE OUT A CHECK FOR $200.

THAT'S MY DAD... THE FASTEST PEN IN THE EAST.

ONLY 2? PHILIP, YOU'RE LOADED.

THAT'S RIGHT, AND I INTEND TO STAY THAT WAY.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BLOW-DRYER?

JEFF'S GONNA BE HERE AT 7:00, AND I'VE GOTTA DRY MY HAIR!

OH, IT'S UP IN MY ROOM.

I USED IT YESTERDAY ON ABRAHAM.

YOU USED A BLOW-DRYER ON YOUR GOLDFISH?

WELL, HE LOOKED KINDA BORED,

SO I MADE WAVES IN HIS WATER.

HE LIKES TO SEE THE MERMAID WIGGLE.

SO DO YOU.

HEY, KIMBERLY...

WHAT'S THAT GREEN STUFF

HANGIN' OUT FROM UNDER THE TOWEL?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT DID YOU DO, STICK YOUR HEAD IN A BOWL OF SPINACH?

VERY FUNNY, ARNOLD.

DADDY, YOU SURE YOU WON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND

ABOUT MY CURFEW TONIGHT?

HONEY... WHAT IS THAT GREEN STUFF

HANGIN' OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOUR TOWEL?

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!

AAAAHHH!

OH, IT'S GREEN.

DADDY, IT'S GREEN.

JUST LOOK AT IT, IT'S GREEN.

YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T DO THAT ON PURPOSE?

OF COURSE NOT.

GREEN HAIR, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY DATE?

WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM YOU'RE THE SISTER OF THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT?

KIMBERLY, IT LOOKS MUCH BETTER.

NO, IT DOESN'T!

IT WON'T WASH OUT! THIS IS A DISASTER!

JEFF'S GONNA BE HERE AT 7:00, AND I'VE GOT GREEN HAIR.

I'LL BE GREEN FOREVER.

MAYBE IN THE FALL, IT'LL TURN BROWN.

DID YOU PUT ANYTHING ELSE ON YOUR HAIR

BESIDES THAT SHAMPOO THAT AUNT SOPHIA BROUGHT YOU?

NOTHING. WELL... IT LOOKS TO ME

AS IF YOU JUST GOT A BAD CASE

OF MOTHER BRADY SHAMPOO.

AUNT SOPHIA, HOW COULD YOU

LET ME USE THAT SHAMPOO?!

IT COULDN'T BE THE SHAMPOO.

I READ YOU THE INGREDIENTS.

THEY'RE ALL NATURAL.

YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO GROW BROCCOLI.

IT'S NOT FUNNY, WILLIS.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

YOU CAN GO ON THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

YOU'RE NO HELP.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, PHILIP.

I'VE BEEN USING THAT SHAMPOO FOR YEARS.

WELL, DID YOU HAIR TURN GREEN?

OF COURSE NOT. MY HAIR IS THE SAME NATURAL COLOR

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN...

UNDER THIS RED DYE JOB.

WELL, IT SEEMS OBVIOUS TO ME

THAT IT'S THE SHAMPOO THAT DID IT.

AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT, SOPHIA, IF YOU WOULD STOP

BRINGING THOSE COCKAMAMIE HEALTH FOOD PRODUCTS

INTO THIS HOUSE.

OH! COCKAMAMIE?!

OH! THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING

TO SAY ABOUT MOTHER BRADY...

A WOMAN WHO'S TOO DEAD TO DEFEND HERSELF.

I'D BETTER CALL DR. JOHANNSON

AND HAVE HIM COME OVER RIGHT NOW.

HE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

WE OUGHTA SUE HIM AND MOTHER BRADY!

YEAH, WE'LL CRUSH 'EM.

WE'LL BRING THAT MOTHER BRADY TO HER KNEES.

OH, WHAT GOOD IS SUING ANYBODY?

IT'S NOT GONNA HELP ME TONIGHT.

I'M REALLY SORRY, HONEY, THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE.

IT'S OUTRAGEOUS TO SELL ADULTERATED PRODUCTS.

THAT'S WHAT WE'LL SUE 'EM FOR...

ADULTERY.

THAT MUST BE DR. JOHANNSON.

ONE MOMENT!

HELLO, SOPHIA.

OH, DR. JOHANNSON, THANK YOU FOR COMING SO QUICKLY.

KIMBERLY, DR. JOHANNSON'S HERE TO LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!

WON'T DO ANY GOOD.

MY LIFE'S ALREADY RUINED.

UM, UH, THIS IS MY RUINED NIECE KIMBERLY.

AND THIS IS MY BROTHER PHILIP

AND MY 2 NEPHEWS WILLIS AND ARNOLD.

UH, THIS IS DR. JOHANNSON. ISN'T HE CUTE?

HOW DO YOU DO, DOCTOR?

AS I'M SURE YOU CAN SEE,

WE HAVE A VERY INTERESTING FAMILY HERE...

2 WHITE, 2 BLACK, AND ONE GREEN.

WELL, NOW. LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HERE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, DOCTOR?

IT'S GREEN, ALL RIGHT.

WAS IT THE SHAMPOO?

NO, IT COULDN'T BE THAT.

THE PRODUCT IS PERFECTLY SAFE.

I USE IT ON MY OWN HAIR.

WELL, I HAVE THE FLUFFIEST SIDEBURNS IN TOWN.

DOCTOR, ALL THAT MY DAUGHTER PUT ON HER HAIR

WAS THAT SHAMPOO AND WATER.

YEAH. AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE EVEN USED RAINWATER.

RAINWATER!

YES! WHAT COULD BE PURER THAN THAT?

WELL, THE STORM WE HAD TODAY WASN'T SO PURE.

IT WAS ACID RAIN.

WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, DOCTOR?

THAT MEANS THAT THE RAIN HAD A HIGH ACID CONTENT.

IT'S CAUSED BY POLLUTION.

YOU MEAN ACID RAIN TURNED MY HAIR GREEN?

I DON'T KNOW YET.

BUT THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO A WOMAN IN SWEDEN.

HER HAIR TURNED GREEN?

THAT'S RIGHT.

FEEL BETTER, KIMBERLY?

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY FREAK IN THE WORLD.

REALLY CHEERS ME UP.

TELL ME, WHAT DID YOU USE TO COLLECT THE RAINWATER IN?

UH, ARNOLD'S HOMEWORK.

I MEAN AN OLD BOWL THAT ARNOLD BROUGHT HOME FROM SCHOOL.

MAY I SEE IT?

IT MAY GIVE US A CLUE.

SURE, I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.

AH, DOCTOR TELL THEM SOME MORE ABOUT THE TERRIBLE THINGS ACID RAIN CAN DO.

OH, WELL IT'S KILLING OUR RIVERS AND LAKES.

NOT TO MENTION CORRODING BUILDINGS AND BRIDGES.

IN BOSTON, IT PEELED THE ENTIRE OUTER LAYER

OFF A STATUE OF PAUL REVERE.

YOU MEAN PAUL'S STANDIN' THERE NAKED?

WHERE DOES ALL THIS ACID RAIN COME FROM?

FROM FACTORIES. FROM AUTOMOBILES.

AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE WHERE IT ORIGINATES.

THE WIND BLOWS ALL THAT POLLUTION

FROM ONE STATE TO ANOTHER.

EVEN UP TO CANADA.

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO NOWADAYS,

YOU HAVE TO CHEW THE AIR BEFORE YOU CAN SWALLOW IT.

BUT WE HAVE A CLEAN AIR ACT IN THIS COUNTRY.

YES, BUT THEY'RE TRYING TO LOWER THE STANDARDS.

HERE YOU ARE, DOCTOR.

IT'S JUST AN OLD COPPER BOWL.

COPPER.

COPPER. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.

IT DOES? HOW?

THE ACID RAIN HAD A CHEMICAL REACTION WITH THE COPPER,

AND, UH, THAT'S WHAT TURNED THE HAIR GREEN.

I DON'T CARE WHAT CAUSED IT.

I'VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT.

I'M GONNA GO CALL MY HAIRDRESSER.

WAIT. KIMBERLY. PLEASE?

YOU COULD REALLY STRIKE A BLOW AGAINST AIR POLLUTION

BY COMING TO OUR DINNER TONIGHT.

YOUR GREEN HAIR WOULD REALLY BE A GREAT WAY

TO DRAMATIZE THE PROBLEM.

YOU MEAN GO OUT IN PUBLIC LOOKIN' LIKE KERMIT THE FROG?

THERE'LL BE A LOT OF INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE THERE.

SOPHIA! WE COULD EVEN INVITE THE MEDIA TO COVER IT.

HEY, THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT STORY!

OH, YEAH, GREAT STORY.

FREAK GIRL WITH THE GREEN HAIR.

FILM AT 11:00.

DR. JOHANNSON, AS MUCH AS I BELIEVE IN YOUR CAUSE,

THIS IS AN AWFUL LOT TO ASK OF KERMIT.

I MEAN KIMBERLY.

LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LET ANYBODY

SEE ME WITH MY HAIR LIKE THIS, ESPECIALLY MY DATE TONIGHT.

NOW, IF I CAN'T MAKE A BEAUTY PARLOR APPOINTMENT,

I'LL DO THE NEXT BEST THING... I'LL KILL MYSELF.

OH, NO!

DON'T WORRY, ARNOLD.

SHE WOULDN'T REALLY DO THAT.

I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HER!

I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY GOLDFISH!

I PUT HIM OUT THERE IN THAT ACID RAIN!

HE'S TOO YOUNG TO GET POLLUTED TO DEATH!

I THINK MAYBE I OUGHT TO GO TO THAT DINNER TONIGHT.

MAYBE I OUGHT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS PROBLEM.

POSSIBLY I CAN EVEN HELP IN SOME WAY.

THAT'S WONDERFUL, MR. DRUMMOND.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, PHILIP.

OH, AND BY THE WAY...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE ENVIRONMENTALISTS,

DON'T THINK YOU'RE IN FOR A DULL EVENING.

WE HAVE ENTERTAINMENT, TOO!

OH, REALLY? UH, WHAT?

3 PROFESSORS GET DRESSED UP AS CHIPMUNKS

AND SING DON'T ACID-RAIN ON MY PARADE.

WELL, I'LL GO, ANYWAY.

OH, PLEASE, COULDN'T YOU POSSIBLY SQUEEZE ME IN?

PLEASE?

THIS IS A HAIR EMERGENCY.

OH, PLEASE?

WELL, YOU COULD IF YOU HAD ANY HEART!

GO SIT ON YOUR CURLING IRON!

OH, DADDY!

NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, HONEY,

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

YES, IT IS. I CAN'T GET INTO A BEAUTY PARLOR ANYWHERE.

I'VE GOTTA CANCEL MY DATE WITH JEFF.

PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE ANYTHING

ABOUT SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT AS POLLUTION

UNLESS IT'S REALLY DRIVEN HOME TO THEM.

DADDY, YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME TO GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THIS?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE AIR POLLUTION POSTER GIRL.

YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER DELIBERATELY TRY TO EMBARRASS YOU.

WOULD YOU DO IT IF YOU HAD GREEN HAIR?

LOOK, IF I HAD AS MUCH HAIR AS YOU DO,

I WOULDN'T CARE WHAT COLOR IT IS.

SEE, IT'S NOT JUST THIS ISSUE HERE.

SEE, WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE,

IT MAY SEEM LIKE A SACRIFICE.

BUT THAT'S HOW YOU BUILD CHARACTER.

SO COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HOW ABOUT GOING TO THE DINNER?

LOOKING LIKE THIS?

LOOK, TOMORROW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOUR HAIR DYED OR GET A WIG.

YOU CAN MAKE A DATE WITH JEFF FOR ANOTHER TIME.

DADDY, THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA! YOU THINK IT IS?

TERRIFIC! OH, THANKS, DAD. MM-MUH!

THEN YOU'RE GOIN' TO THE DINNER?

NO. I'M GONNA GET A WIG AND GO OUT WITH JEFF TONIGHT.

DADDY... IT'S JUST I'VE WAITED MONTHS FOR JEFF TO CALL ME,

AND IF I DON'T GO OUT WITH HIM,

HE'LL NEVER CALL ME AGAIN.

OH, SURE.

DADDY, I REALLY WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

I JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NERVE TO GO THROUGH WITH IT.

THAT'S OK, HONEY.

I UNDERSTAND.

HEY, DAD. HEY, DAD...

AUNT SOPHIA.

WELL, WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT

AT THE FISH STORE ABOUT ABRAHAM?

WELL, THEY GAVE HIM A TAIL-TO-GILL PHYSICAL,

AND HE'S PERFECTLY HEALTHY. GOOD.

WE ALSO FOUND OUT ONE OTHER IMPORTANT THING, TOO.

OH? WHAT'S THAT? ABRAHAM'S A GIRL.

ANYWAY, FROM NOW ON, SHE'S SWIMMING

IN NOTHING BUT GOOD OLD DIRTY TAP WATER.

OK, I'M READY.

DOES IT LOOK ALL RIGHT?

OH, HONEY, YOU COULD NEVER TELL IT'S A WIG.

JUST DON'T LET YOUR DATE PARK SOMEWHERE

AND RUN HIS FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR.

BETTER THAN THAT, JUST DON'T PARK.

DO YOU REALLY THINK I'LL GET AWAY WITH THIS WIG?

OH, NO PROBLEM. NOWADAYS,

WOMEN GET BY WITH A LOT OF THINGS THAT ARE FAKE.

I... I WAS THINKING OF EYELASHES.

I WASN'T.

DADDY, DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND ABOUT TONIGHT?

OF COURSE I DO, HONEY. YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME.

OH, GOD, THAT'S PROBABLY JEFF!

ARE... ARE YOU SURE THIS WIG LOOKS ALL RIGHT

AND... AND MY DRESS IS OK?!

WASN'T ANYBODY GONNA ANSWER THE DOOR?!

NO, NO, NO! MAYBE I'D BETTER ANSWER IT.

NO, NO, NO, MAYBE I'D BETTER NOT.

YES, I'D BETTER.

I THINK THIS IS HOW THEY INVENTED THE YO-YO.

HI, KIMBERLY.

HI, JEFF. I'M ALL READY.

YOU SURE ARE.

UH, COME ON IN.

THIS IS MY FAMILY.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY FATHER.

AND THAT'S SOPHIA AND MY 2 BROTHERS WILLIS AND ARNOLD.

THIS IS JEFF STEWART.

Willis: HOW YOU DOIN', JEFF?

NICE TO MEET YOU, JEFF. WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR?

WHY DO YOU ASK THAT, SIR?

MY DAD HAS A TERRIFIC SENSE OF HUMOR.

OH!

YEAH.

BOY, YOU LOOK SENSATIONAL, KIMBERLY.

YOUR HAIR... IT... IT'S BLONDER THAN I REMEMBER IT.

IT'S BLONDER THAN SHE REMEMBERS IT, TOO.

PARDON?

HE MEANS THERE'S MORE LIGHT IN HERE THAN USUAL.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT, ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, KIMBERLY, BUT YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

MORE MATURE.

WRINKLES'LL DO THAT TO YOU.

TELL ME, JEFF. HOW DO YOU FEEL

ABOUT VERY GOOD IMPORTANT CAUSES?

WELL, I'M IN FAVOR OF GOOD CAUSES.

GOOD! IN THAT CASE... LET'S GO, JEFF!

BYE, EVERYBODY! GOOD-BYE.

YEAH. HAVE A GOOD TIME.

SHOE SIZE. VERY FUNNY, SIR.

TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT GOING TO THE DINNER TONIGHT.

THEY WOULD'VE LOOKED SO NICE ON TV TOGETHER.

WHAT IS IT?

JUST A MINUTE.

IS SOMETHIN' WRONG, HONEY?

YES, THERE IS.

I REALIZE I STILL NEED A LITTLE WORK ON MY CHARACTER.

Y-YOUR HAIR'S GREEN.

IT'S THE NEW RICH LOOK. IT MATCHES MONEY.

I'LL EXPLAIN TO YOU THE CAUSE OF THIS LATER, JEFF.

I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT HAIR POLLUTION. HA HA.

UH, RIGHT NOW, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU HOW DO YOU FEEL

ABOUT GOING TO A FUND-RAISING DINNER FOR CLEAN AIR?

ARE YOU GOING LOOKING LIKE THAT?

YES, I SURE AM.

WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF COURAGE, HONEY.

UM, JEFF, IF YOU'D LIKE TO CANCEL OUR DATE,

I'D REALLY UNDERSTAND.

NO, UM, I MEAN, I WANNA GO WITH YOU.

YOU LOOK KINDA FUNKY.

JUST DON'T STAND HER NEXT TO A PLANT.

THEY MIGHT TRY AND WATER HER.

WELL, I THINK I'M GONNA GO TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AT THIS HAIR

BEFORE I SPRING IT ON THE WORLD. EXCUSE ME.

JEFF, YOU'RE A GOOD SPORT.

BY THE WAY, THE DINNER'S ON ME TONIGHT.

THANKS. BUT I ALWAYS MAKE IT A RULE TO PAY MY OWN WAY.

IT'S $100 A PLATE.

OF COURSE, EVERY RULE HAS AN EXCEPTION.

WELL, LET'S HURRY EVERYBODY AND GET READY.

I WANT TO BE ON TIME FOR THE CHIPMUNKS.

I'M SUPPOSED TO FEED THEM THEIR NUTS.

THAT FIGURES.

YOU KNOW JEFF, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT DOES LOOK SORTA FUNKY

IN A, UH, PUNKY SORT OF WAY. HA HA.

HEY, DAD, CAN I GO, TOO?

I'M INTO AIR POLLUTION.

YOU SURE CAN, WILLIS.

GREAT. I'D BETTER GET CHANGED.

CAN I GO?

AIR POLLUTION GETS DOWN THIS LOW, TOO, YOU KNOW.

OK, ARNOLD. COME ON.

♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪