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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:03,113 ♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪ 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:04,948 ♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪ 3 00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:06,916 ♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪ 4 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,685 ♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪ 5 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,087 ♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪ 6 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,856 ♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪ 7 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,125 ♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪ 8 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:17,127 ♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪ 9 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,928 ♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪ 10 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,331 ♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪ 11 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:25,769 ♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪ 12 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:29,572 ♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪ 13 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:33,176 ♪ EVERYBODY FINDS A WAY TO SHINE ♪ 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,811 ♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪ 15 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,913 ♪ NOT A LOT... SO WHAT? ♪ 16 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:37,947 ♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS ♪ 17 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:38,915 ♪ AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURS ♪ 18 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:41,051 ♪ AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪ 19 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,387 ♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪ 20 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:44,954 ♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪ 21 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,391 ♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪ 22 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:49,881 ♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪ 23 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:57,266 MAN, THESE SCHOOL COMPOSITIONS ARE REALLY TOUGH. 24 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,335 HEY, ARNOLD, HOW ABOUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN 25 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,738 FOR YOUR FAVORITE AMERICAN? HE'S FAMOUS. 26 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,674 NAH. EVERYBODY KNOWS HE'S A FAMOUS AMERICAN. 27 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:06,776 I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT A REALLY FAMOUS AMERICAN 28 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,600 THAT NOBODY'S EVER HEARD OF. 29 00:01:09,804 --> 00:01:12,148 SAY, HOW ABOUT ULYSSES S. GRANT? 30 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,850 HE WAS A CIGAR SMOKER AND A BOOZER, 31 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,452 BUT HE WAS A GREAT DANCER. 32 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,886 WHERE'D YOU READ THAT? 33 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,055 WHAT DO YOU MEAN READ? 34 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,312 I WAS HIS DATE FOR THE INAUGURAL BALL. 35 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,029 ARNOLD, WHY AMERICAN MEN? 36 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:27,997 WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ABOUT A GREAT AMERICAN WOMAN? 37 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,365 WOMAN? 38 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:32,368 SURE. LIKE SUSAN B. ANTHONY OR AMELIA EARHART? 39 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:33,369 WHO WERE THEY? 40 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:34,871 I SHOULD'VE GUESSED. 41 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,272 THE ONLY AMERICAN WOMEN YOU'D RECOGNIZE 42 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:38,396 ARE SARA LEE AND BETTY CROCKER. 43 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,545 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! 44 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:44,214 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME? 45 00:01:44,238 --> 00:01:47,318 THE GREATEST AMERICAN I KNOW IS LIVING RIGHT HERE IN THIS HOUSE. 46 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:55,747 OH, COME ON, ARNOLD. I'M NOT THAT GREAT. 47 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,584 I'M TALKING ABOUT DAD. 48 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,168 THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA, ARNOLD. 49 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:06,369 HE'S AMERICAN, AND HE'S GREAT. 50 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:09,139 YEAH, BUT DON'T THEY WANT SOMEONE HISTORICAL? 51 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:11,596 DAD'S HISTORICAL. HE'S OVER 50. 52 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:16,768 I GUESS THAT MAKES ME PRE-HISTORICAL. 53 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,918 THE ONLY THING IS, I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT DAD. 54 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,420 WELL, GO TALK TO HIM. 55 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,355 I'M SURE HE'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW. 56 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:28,257 YEAH, BUT I BETTER NOT SAY WHAT I'M DOING IT FOR. 57 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,426 WHY NOT, ARNOLD? DADDY WOULD BE FLATTERED. 58 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:33,329 I BETTER WAIT AND SEE WHAT KIND OF GRADE I GET FIRST. 59 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:36,554 HE WON'T BE SO FLATTERED IF HIS LIFE GETS AN "F." 60 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,138 HI, DAD. 61 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,873 HI, ARNOLD. 62 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:47,277 DAD, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU. 63 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:51,147 WELL, IT'S NICE TO BE THOUGHT OF BY A CLOSE MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. 64 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,516 YEP. I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 65 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,885 OF COURSE, I'D THINK ABOUT YOU EVEN MORE THAN I DO THINK ABOUT YOU 66 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,469 IF I KNEW MORE ABOUT YOU TO THINK ABOUT. 67 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,713 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 68 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,596 I THINK YOU BETTER RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN. 69 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,366 WELL, SEE, YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT ME 70 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,967 AND I'D JUST LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU, 71 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:14,638 LIKE SOME OF THE BIG THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE. 72 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,005 BIG THINGS, HUH? 73 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,664 YEAH. LIKE, DID YOU EVER CHOP DOWN A CHERRY TREE? 74 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,380 ARNOLD, I CANNOT TELL A LIE. I NEVER DID. 75 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,644 BUT I'VE TRIMMED A FEW HEDGES IN MY TIME. 76 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,953 UH... YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO BE BORN IN A LOG CABIN, DID YOU? 77 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,544 NO, BUT WE MOVED INTO ONE AS SOON AS WE COULD AFFORD IT. 78 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:38,394 DAD, HAVEN'T YOU DONE ANYTHING REALLY GREAT IN YOUR LIFE? 79 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,897 LIKE, CROSS THE ATLANTIC TO DISCOVER AMERICA? 80 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,221 ARE YOU KIDDING? AND SAIL RIGHT OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD? 81 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:48,071 COME ON, DAD. I'M SERIOUS. 82 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,940 NO, ARNOLD, I'M AFRAID I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING THAT IMPORTANT. 83 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,342 I DID WIN A MEDAL ONCE. 84 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,043 A MEDAL?! NOW WE'RE TALKING. 85 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,645 WHAT WAS THE MEDAL FOR? 86 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,079 FOR HAVING THE NEATEST BUNK 87 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,503 AT CAMP WICHIMACLACHEY. 88 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:03,085 THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE BIGGIE IN YOUR LIFE? 89 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,188 A NEAT BUNK?! 90 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,656 HOP RIGHT UP HERE, ARNOLD. 91 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,426 I'LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE DRUMMOND STORY. 92 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:12,262 "AND MY DAD'S GIVEN ME A..." 93 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,631 HEY, DUDLEY, AREN'T YOU LISTENING? 94 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,932 OH, SURE. GO ON, ARNOLD. 95 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,369 "AND MY DAD'S GIVEN ME A REALLY GREAT LIFE. 96 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,271 "WE HAVE A LIMOUSINE THAT'S SO BIG 97 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,440 "WHEN YOU WANT TO PHONE THE CHAUFFEUR FROM THE BACK SEAT, 98 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:26,075 IT'S A LONG-DISTANCE CALL." 99 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,279 MAN, YOUR FATHER REALLY IS TERRIFIC. 100 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:31,114 THAT'S WHY HE'S MY FAVORITE AMERICAN. 101 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,548 WHO DID YOU WRITE YOUR COMPOSITION ON? 102 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,506 SUPERMAN. 103 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:40,156 SUPERMAN? HE CAN'T BE A FAMOUS AMERICAN. 104 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,681 HE'S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN. 105 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,131 WELL, ANYWAY, I GOT A NICE DAD, TOO. 106 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:51,066 ONLY HE'S NOT MY REAL DAD. HE'S MY FOSTER FATHER. 107 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,835 MY DAD'S NOT MY REAL DAD, EITHER. 108 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,859 HE'S ADOPTED. 109 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,742 THAT'S ALMOST THE SAME THING. 110 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:02,912 NO, IT'S NOT. ADOPTED MEANS YOU GET TO STAY. 111 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,882 BUT FOSTER PARENTS, YOU CAN JUST BE PASSING THROUGH. 112 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,884 THAT ALREADY HAPPENED TO ME A COUPLE OF TIMES. 113 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:09,018 HOW COME? 114 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,622 WELL, THE FIRST TIME THE GUY WAS REALLY MEAN. 115 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,692 AND THE NEXT TIME, THE MAN AND WOMAN GOT DIVORCED. 116 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,328 I'M SURE GLAD YOU GOT A GOOD HOME NOW. 117 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:21,197 SO AM I. I'D LIKE TO STAY THERE FOREVER. 118 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,033 MY FOSTER FATHER'S BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR A WHILE. 119 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,568 IF HE DOESN'T GET A JOB, 120 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:28,138 THEN THEY'LL PROBABLY SEND ME BACK TO ANOTHER FOSTER HOME. 121 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,672 IS THAT HOW IT WORKS? 122 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:31,741 I THINK SO. 123 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,210 BOY, I SURE HOPE THIS ONE WORKS OUT. 124 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,011 [HORN HONKS] 125 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,602 OH, I GOT TO GO. THERE'S MY LIMO. 126 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,651 THAT BIG BLACK LIMO'S YOURS? 127 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,915 SO'S THE BIG WHITE CHAUFFEUR. 128 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:50,048 MAN, I AIN'T THINK PEOPLE RODE IN THOSE WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE. 129 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,929 YOU CAN RIDE IN IT ANYTIME, DUDLEY. 130 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,464 WANT A LIFT HOME? 131 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,033 NO, THANKS. NOW THAT MY DAD'S NOT WORKING, 132 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,468 HE COMES BY AND WE WALK HOME TOGETHER. 133 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,805 OKAY. AND CHEER UP, DUDLEY. 134 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,007 I'M SURE YOUR DADDY GET A JOB SOON. 135 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,342 WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? 136 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,111 Y-YOU COULD GET ON A TV GAME SHOW 137 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,068 AND WIN $100,000. 138 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,682 NOT WITH MY LUCK. 139 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,751 WELL, EVEN IF YOU LOSE, YOU GET A SET OF MATCHING LUGGAGE. 140 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:19,355 GREAT. I CAN GO TO THE NEXT FOSTER HOME IN STYLE. 141 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,190 [HORN HONKS] 142 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,892 HEY, ARNOLD, YOUR LIMO'S WAITING. 143 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,627 AW, LIMOS AREN'T SO HOT. 144 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:27,051 I ONLY RIDE IN IT TO SAVE SHOE LEATHER. 145 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:29,832 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, DUDLEY. 146 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,422 SEE YA. 147 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,243 HI, SON. 148 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,578 HI, DAD. ANY LUCK FINDING A JOB? 149 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,747 NO, BUT I GOT A LEAD ON ONE. 150 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,917 I'LL KNOW IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN. 151 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:51,253 YOU THINK WE'LL EVER LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE AND HAVE A LIMOUSINE? 152 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:55,146 OF COURSE, AS SOON AS THEY MAKE ME PRESIDENT OF ZIMBABWE. 153 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,198 ANYONE WANT SECONDS ON DESSERT? 154 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,062 EXCEPT FOR ARNOLD, WHO'S UP TO FOURTHS? 155 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:06,902 NO, THANK YOU, ADELAIDE. THANK YOU, ADELAIDE. 156 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,371 CONGRATULATIONS, ADELAIDE, 157 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,573 ON ANOTHER CULINARY TOUR DE FORCE. 158 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,964 RIGHT. AND THE FOOD WASN'T BAD EITHER. 159 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,714 HEY, KIMBERLY, WHAT'S ALL THAT FANCY TOUR DE FORCE JAZZ? 160 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,615 IT'S FRENCH, MY PETITE CHOU-FLEUR. 161 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:23,041 DAD, YOU GOING TO LET HER USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE? 162 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:28,190 ARNOLD, THAT'S A KIND OF A TERM OF ENDEARMENT IN FRENCH. 163 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:31,916 RIGHT. LITERALLY, I WAS CALLING WILLIS MY LITTLE CAULIFLOWER. 164 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:37,233 [FRENCH ACCENT] YOUR LITTLE CAULIFLOWER THANKS YOU... 165 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,124 MY LITTLE CABBAGE HEAD. 166 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,540 [DOORBELL RINGS] 167 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,497 WOULD ONE OF YOU VEGETABLES PLEASE GET LE DOOR? 168 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,280 I'LL GET IT. [CHUCKLES] 169 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,770 MERCI. 170 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,873 [DOORBELL RINGS] 171 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,354 HI, ARNOLD. 172 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,457 DUDLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 173 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:01,958 I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME. 174 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,292 I JUST CAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 175 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,527 RUNNING AWAY? 176 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:08,030 YEAH, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 177 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,599 ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE? 178 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:13,536 NO. MY DAD STILL DIDN'T FIND A JOB TODAY, 179 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,271 SO I'M GETTING OUT BEFORE THE SOCIAL WORKER 180 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:17,840 COMES AND SENDS ME OFF TO ANOTHER FOSTER HOME. 181 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,376 BUT YOUR FOLKS LOVE YOU. 182 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,178 I'M SURE THEY'LL WORRY ABOUT YOU. 183 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,113 BUT I GOT A PLAN. 184 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,048 I'LL HIDE OUT TILL MY DAD GETS A JOB, 185 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,350 THEN I'LL COME BACK. 186 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,118 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IF HE GETS A JOB? 187 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,288 'CAUSE YOU'LL TELL ME. YOU'LL BE MY SECRET CONTACT. 188 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,791 THAT'S JUST LIKE IN WATERGATE. 189 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,915 I'LL BE DEEP ARNOLD? 190 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,997 YEAH. 191 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,466 [SNIFFS] 192 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,402 BOY, SOMETHING SURE SMELLS GOOD. 193 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,971 [SNIFFS] I'LL BET YOU HAD ROAST BEEF FOR DINNER. 194 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,906 YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 195 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:53,050 I CAN SMELL IT ON YOUR BREATH. 196 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,807 DO YOU WANT ME TO BREATHE ON YOU A LITTLE? 197 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:00,959 WOULD YOU? WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR? 198 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,559 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, YOU HAVEN'T EATEN DINNER YET TONIGHT? 199 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,627 NO. I RAN AWAY BEFORE DINNER. 200 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,729 ARE YOU CRAZY? 201 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:16,253 NOBODY RUNS AWAY BEFORE DINNER. 202 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,938 COME ON IN. I'LL GET YOU SOME FOOD. 203 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,040 BUT IF YOUR DAD SEES ME, HE'LL CALL MY DAD. 204 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,676 THEN I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED FROM. 205 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:30,212 WAIT A MINUTE. TELL YOU WHAT, 206 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,515 YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND GET IN MY CLOSET, 207 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,417 AND I'LL SNEAK SOME FOOD UP TO YOU. 208 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,018 YOU MEAN LIKE SOME ROAST BEEF 209 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,687 AND ANY DESSERT THAT HAPPEN TO COME WITH IT? 210 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,555 THAT'S RIGHT. 211 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,658 THANKS, ARNOLD. YOU'RE A REAL FRIEND. 212 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,059 Mr. Drummond: ARNOLD! 213 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,183 WAIT HERE. 214 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,330 ARNOLD, WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG? 215 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,665 WHO WAS THAT? 216 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,501 OH, THAT WAS JUST THE AVON LADY. 217 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,571 SHE WOULDN'T STOP TALKING. 218 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:57,796 SHE, UH... TRIED TO SELL ME SOME BUBBLE BATH. 219 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,443 OH, WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID VERY POLITELY, 220 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,387 WE'RE HAVING DINNER, SO, PLEASE, TAKE YOUR BUBBLES AND BLOW. 221 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,339 THAT'S FUNNY, DAD. HA HA HA HA! 222 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,324 UP THE STAIRS, FIRST ROOM ON YOUR LEFT. 223 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,759 MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE. 224 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,561 WHAT'D YOU TELL HIM? 225 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:22,386 NEVER MIND, BUT IF HE SEES YOU, JUST TELL HIM YOU'RE THE AVON LADY. 226 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,877 DUDLEY, WHERE ARE YOU? 227 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,378 [WHISPERING] I'm here. 228 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,915 HERE. YOU MUST BE STARVED. 229 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:42,785 YEAH, BUT DID YOU COME TO FEED ME OR GIVE ME YOUR LAUNDRY? 230 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,842 I NEEDED SOMETHING TO STASH ALL THE FOOD IN. 231 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,860 THERE YOU GO. WHAT A SPREAD! 232 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,862 I GOT YOU SOME ROAST BEEF, 233 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,886 A BAG OF MASHED POTATOES... 234 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,438 THIS CUPCAKE... 235 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,022 AND THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER FOOD IN HERE. 236 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,543 HEY, DUDLEY, YOU'RE MY KIND OF EATER. 237 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,200 DESSERT FIRST. 238 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,883 LISTEN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT? 239 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,118 OH, I'LL JUST WANDER AROUND 240 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,554 LOOKING FOR A PARK BENCH OR A CLEAN GUTTER. 241 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,689 YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING IN ANY GUTTER. 242 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,225 I'LL HIDE YOU HERE TONIGHT, 243 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,592 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TOMORROW? 244 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,661 I DON'T KNOW. 245 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,229 BOY, WHAT A PROBLEM. 246 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,831 I SURE HOPE YOU GET LUCKY SOMEDAY 247 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,767 AND GET SOMEBODY TO LEGALLY ADOPT YOU LIKE I DID. 248 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,202 THEN YOU CAN STOP RUNNING. 249 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,337 YEAH. 250 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,307 HEY, ARNOLD, THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA. 251 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,676 WHAT IS? 252 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,577 TO GET YOUR DAD TO ADOPT ME. 253 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,668 WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, DUDLEY? 254 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,319 I DON'T MEAN FOREVER. 255 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,421 IF AN IMPORTANT PERSON LIKE YOUR DAD ADOPTS ME, 256 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,990 THE SOCIAL WORKERS WILL LEAVE ME ALONE. 257 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,091 THEY WILL? 258 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,192 YEAH. THEN WHEN MY DAD 259 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,127 GETS HIS JOB AND SAVES SOME MONEY, 260 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,997 I'LL MOVE BACK IN WITH HIM. WOULDN'T THAT BE TERRIFIC? 261 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,499 YEAH, BUT WAIT A MINUTE, DUDLEY. 262 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,535 WHAT IF I ASK MY DAD AND HE SAYS NO? 263 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,570 BUT YOU WROTE IN YOUR COMPOSITION LETTER 264 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,706 HE WAS A GREAT GUY WITH A BIG HEART. 265 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,907 WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT... 266 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:11,841 OH, I GET IT. 267 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,609 THAT WAS JUST A CROCK, HUH? 268 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,077 NO, IT WASN'T. 269 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,913 YES, IT WAS, BECAUSE IF HE'S SO GREAT, 270 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,180 WHY YOU AFRAID TO ASK HIM? 271 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:19,882 I'M NOT AFRAID. YES, YOU ARE. 272 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,918 NO, I'M NOT, AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, 273 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,287 IF I ASK HIM TO ADOPT YOU, HE WILL. 274 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,990 SO, TERRIFIC. 275 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,524 NOW I'M GOING TO BE YOUR BROTHER, 276 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,508 CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM? 277 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,499 YEAH, I-IT'S OVER THERE. 278 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,401 THANKS, ARNOLD. YOU'RE REALLY MY BEST FRIEND. 279 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,025 AND YOU'RE MINE, TOO. 280 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,368 IT'S RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR. 281 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,512 DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST DID, ABRAHAM? 282 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,948 I'M TRYIN' TO ASK MY DAD TO ADOPT ANOTHER KID! 283 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:55,484 BOY! I SURE HOPE ONE DAY, 284 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,208 MY BODY'LL GET TO BE AS BIG AS MY MOUTH. 285 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,862 ME AND MY BIG MOUTH, ABRAHAM. 286 00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:10,766 LET'S SEE. HOW AM I GOING TO ASK MY DAD ABOUT DUDLEY? 287 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,434 WELCOME HOME FROM WORK, DAD. 288 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,537 HERE'S YOUR PAPER, HERE'S YOUR SLIPPERS, 289 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,494 HERE'S ANOTHER KID TO ADOPT. 290 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,210 I'M READY TO SEE YOUR DAD. 291 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,578 I WASHED MY HANDS AND FACE, 292 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,614 AND I EVEN GARGLED WITH SOME OF THAT AWFUL GREEN MOUTHWASH. 293 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,084 GREEN? THAT'S NOT MOUTHWASH. 294 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,508 THAT'S WILLIS' AFTERSHAVE LOTION. 295 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,957 YUCK. SINCE WHEN DID HE START SHAVING? 296 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,081 SINCE THOSE 2 HAIRS GREW ON HIS CHIN. 297 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:42,364 WELL, YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT EVERYTHING IS AFTER I MOVE IN. 298 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,166 YEAH. LISTEN, UH... 299 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:47,936 DUDLEY, I JUST THOUGHT OF A LITTLE PROBLEM. 300 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,639 IF I ASK MY DAD TO ADOPT YOU, 301 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,941 HE'LL CALL YOUR DAD. 302 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,576 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 303 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,447 HEY, NOT IF YOU TELL YOUR DAD THAT MY FOSTER FATHER BEATS ME. 304 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,817 HE DOESN'T BEAT YOU. 305 00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:03,119 YEAH, BUT NOBODY KNOWS THAT. 306 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,289 THAT'S TRUE. 307 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,979 ONLY YOU AND ME AND YOUR BUTT. 308 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,331 SO TELL YOUR DAD THAT MY FOSTER FATHER BEATS ME. 309 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,598 ALL RIGHT. 310 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,601 I'LL EVEN THROW IN THAT HE'S A BOOZER, TOO. 311 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,904 RIGHT! TELL HIM I NEVER KNOW WHO HE'S GOING TO HIT FIRST... 312 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,806 ME OR THE BOTTLE. 313 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,830 [WILLIS LAUGHING] 314 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,677 HI, WILLIS. 315 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,677 HEY, GET YOUR SWEATER. 316 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,445 DAD'S TAKING US TO THE MOVIES. 317 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,782 NAW. I THINK I'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE. 318 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,383 SAY WHAT? 319 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,985 YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES? 320 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,443 MAN, THAT'S LIKE CHRYSLER TURNING DOWN A LOAN. 321 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,260 UH... WILLIS, THE MOVIE'S THAT WAY. 322 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,961 YEAH, BUT MY GRAY SWEATER'S THIS WAY. 323 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,796 DON'T DO IT, WILLIS! WHY NOT? 324 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:52,668 BECAUSE THAT GRAY SWEATER LOOKS JUST TERRIBLE ON YOU. 325 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,136 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD-LOOKING DUDE, 326 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,238 IT'LL SPOIL YOUR COOL IMAGE. 327 00:14:56,262 --> 00:15:00,442 HEY, YEAH, LITTLE BROTHER. 328 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,144 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 329 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:06,515 I MEAN, I GOT TO BE FAIR TO MY PUBLIC. 330 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,950 GUESS I'LL WEAR THE BLUE ONE. 331 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:11,910 I MEAN, IT FITS TIGHT AND GIVES ME THAT LONG, SLIM LOOK. 332 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,591 LIKE A PIPE CLEANER. 333 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:19,227 I'LL GET YOUR BLUE SWEATER FOR YOU. 334 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,418 THE BLUE ONE! 335 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,758 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? 336 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,107 BLOW MY NOSE? 337 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,810 WHOOPS. HA HA. MUST BE MY EYES. 338 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,746 ADELAIDE MUST BE SLIPPING ME SOME WEAK CARROTS. 339 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,115 THE BLUE SWEATER I MEANT TO GET YOU 340 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,707 IS HANGING ON THE FIRST HOOK! 341 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,113 GO GET 'EM, HOT LIPS. 342 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,596 DAD, ARNOLD DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES. 343 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,967 OH, SURE, AND THE POPE DOESN'T WANT TO GO TO MASS. 344 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,535 YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 345 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,136 I'LL JUST HIT THE SACK. 346 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,840 WHAT? RIGHT AFTER DINNER? 347 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,197 SURE. THAT WAY I'LL BE RESTED UP FOR BREAKFAST. 348 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,512 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING ALL RIGHT? 349 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:11,781 I'M FINE. 350 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,085 Dudley: AH-CHOO! 351 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,273 AH-CHOO! 352 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:19,922 EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE COLD? 353 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,226 Dudley: AH-CHOO! 354 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,995 THAT'S AN INTERESTING SNEEZE YOU GOT THERE. 355 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,052 IT HAS AN ECHO. 356 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,700 IT MUST BE THAT NEW ONE THAT'S GOING AROUND. 357 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,003 THE HONG KONG SNEEZE. 358 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,971 I GUESS I CAUGHT IT. 359 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,427 [CRASH] 360 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,934 YOU MUST HAVE CAUGHT A CRASH, TOO. 361 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,603 EXCUSE ME, ARNOLD. 362 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,507 HI. AVON CALLING. 363 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,963 DAD, YOU KNOW MY FRIEND DUDLEY JOHNSON. 364 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,598 OH, SURE. DUDLEY WAS AT THE BIRTHDAY PARTY. 365 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,166 HE WAS ALSO ON THE PEEWEE FOOTBALL TEAM, RIGHT? 366 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,300 YEAH! 367 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,359 WE BOTH PLAYED THE SAME POSITION: BENCH. 368 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,574 HEY, DUDLEY, WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE CLOSET? 369 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,432 HAVING DINNER. 370 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,803 LITTLE BROTHER, HOW COME YOUR DINNER SMELLS LIKE MY AFTERSHAVE LOTION? 371 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,809 ARNOLD, WHAT IS GOING ON? 372 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:29,758 DAD, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 373 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,627 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME THE FATHER... 374 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:35,185 OF A BOUNCING BOY WHO'S ALREADY HOUSE-BROKEN. 375 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,940 ARNOLD, I'M SURE DUDLEY'S A FINE BOY, 376 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,508 BUT ADOPTION ISN'T THE KIND OF THING YOU DECIDE TO DO 377 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,410 ON THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT. 378 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,245 I'M NOT TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU, DAD. 379 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,614 GOOD. WHAT'S THE ANSWER? 380 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:56,018 ARNOLD, DUDLEY ALREADY HAS PARENTS. 381 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,221 BUT HIS FOSTER FATHER IS A TERRIBLE GUY. 382 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,255 HE BEATS HIM! 383 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,724 HE BEATS HIM? 384 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,692 OH, THAT'S HORRIBLE. 385 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,327 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, ARNOLD. 386 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,995 IF DUDLEY'S FATHER IS SO BAD, 387 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,530 HOW COME EVERY TIME I PICK YOU UP AT SCHOOL, 388 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,165 DUDLEY'S FATHER IS THERE PICKING HIM UP? 389 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,835 I... GUESS HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE SURE 390 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,159 DUDLEY GETS HOME IN TIME FOR HIS BEATING. 391 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,342 A MAN LIKE THAT SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL. 392 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,511 DAD, IF YOU ADOPT DUDLEY, 393 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,912 HE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE. 394 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,336 INSTEAD OF A DOUBLE BUNK, WE'LL HAVE A TRIPLE BUNK. 395 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,180 SURE. I CAN KEEP ADOPTING KIDS TILL THE BUNKS HIT THE CEILING. 396 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,789 NO, LOOK, GANG, 397 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,224 OF COURSE WE CAN DO IT. WE HAVE ENOUGH ROOM, 398 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,995 BUT ADOPTING A CHILD IS A VERY BIG COMMITMENT. 399 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,096 I GUESS SO. 400 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,664 AND WHEN YOU ADOPTED US, 401 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,288 YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT YOU WERE COMMITTING. 402 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,137 OF COURSE HE DID, ARNOLD. 403 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,439 YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER WORKED FOR DADDY FOR A LONG TIME. 404 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,075 THAT'S RIGHT, AND I WAS VERY FOND OF HER. 405 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,110 SO WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, 406 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,778 I PROMISED THAT I WOULD. 407 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,680 NOW, I HADN'T EXACTLY PLANNED ANYTHING LIKE THAT, 408 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,617 BUT THEN EVENTUALLY I GOT TO KNOW YOU AND I GOT TO LOVE YOU, 409 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,486 AND THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED TO ADOPT YOU. 410 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,777 BOY, IT'S LUCKY WE'RE LOVEABLE. 411 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:12,093 YEAH. AND ANOTHER THING, I'M NOT AT ALL SURE 412 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,563 THAT A LARGER FAMILY'S WHAT I WANT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE. 413 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,455 BUT DAD, I PROMISED DUDLEY THAT YOU'D ADOPT HIM. 414 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,470 HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? 415 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,195 I JUST OPENED MY MOUTH, AND OUT IT CAME. 416 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,842 MOVE OVER, ARNOLD. 417 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,145 THERE'S A NEW EATING CHAMP. 418 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,846 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DID IT, 419 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:36,551 BUT HE GOT 80 POUNDS OF FOOD INTO A 40-POUND STOMACH. 420 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,510 WELL, I'LL BE IN WHAT'S LEFT OF THE KITCHEN. 421 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,024 MR. DRUMMOND, IF YOU ADOPT ME, 422 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,292 I WON'T ALWAYS EAT THIS MUCH. 423 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,495 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDLEY. 424 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,063 NOW, LISTEN, ARNOLD HAS BEEN TELLING ME 425 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,465 ABOUT YOUR FOSTER FATHER. 426 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,600 CHILD BEATING IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER. 427 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:53,736 IT SURE IS. 428 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,337 THE FIRST THING WE'RE GOING TO DO 429 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,440 IS WE'RE GOING TO REPORT THAT FOSTER FATHER OF YOURS TO THE POLICE. 430 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,442 WHAT? 431 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,011 OH, PLEASE, DON'T CALL THE POLICE, MR. DRUMMOND. 432 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,382 I MEAN, MY FATHER'S LIABLE TO GO OVER THE WALL AND BEAT ME UP WORSE. 433 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,684 Y-YEAH, DAD. 434 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,686 DON'T CALL THE POLICE. 435 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,254 IT'LL JUST UPSET HIS FATHER. 436 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:15,457 UP UNTIL NOW WHEN HE BEAT UP DUDLEY, 437 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,814 HE WAS IN A GOOD MOOD. 438 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,030 DON'T YOU WORRY. 439 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,632 HE'S NOT GOING TO BEAT YOU ANYMORE. 440 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,300 BOY, APPEARANCES ARE VERY DECEIVING. 441 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,337 I MET YOUR FATHER. HE SEEMED LIKE A PLEASANT, HAPPY MAN. 442 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,738 WHY SHOULDN'T HE BE HAPPY? 443 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,741 HE'S DOING WHAT HE LOVES, BEATING UP PEOPLE. 444 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,943 [DOORBELL RINGS] 445 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,445 HOLD IT, KIDS. I'LL GET THAT. 446 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,469 THANKS. 447 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,519 EVENING, DRUMMOND. DAD! 448 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,887 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 449 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,957 RAMSEY, I AM JUST ABOUT TO REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE. 450 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,893 JUST FOR RINGING YOUR BELL? 451 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,562 I'D LIKE TO RING YOUR BELL. 452 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,597 DUDLEY HERE HAS JUST TOLD US THE WHOLE STORY. 453 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,066 STORY? WHAT STORY? 454 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,569 DUDLEY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 455 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,036 DON'T YOU COME NEAR HIM. 456 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,138 DUDLEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 457 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:06,074 YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK? 458 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,676 I'VE EVEN BEEN TO THE POLICE. 459 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,260 I GUESS THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD JACK THE RIPPER UNDER THEIR NOSE. 460 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,582 RAMSEY, HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT DUDLEY WAS HERE? 461 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,351 WELL, I KNOW THAT ARNOLD'S HIS BEST FRIEND, 462 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,875 SO I TOOK A CHANCE AND CAME OVER. 463 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:20,411 COME HERE, SON. 464 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,695 DUDLEY, WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY? 465 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:30,399 NOW, DUDLEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU TOLD US THE TRUTH, 466 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,301 THAT YOU RAN AWAY BECAUSE YOUR FATHER BEAT YOU? 467 00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,805 BEAT YOU? SON, I'VE NEVER LAID A HAND ON YOU, 468 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,789 EXCEPT TO HUG YOU. 469 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,311 WHY WOULD YOU MAKE UP A LIE LIKE THAT? 470 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,445 I'M SORRY, DAD. 471 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,913 I LOVE YOU AND MOM, 472 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,781 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB, 473 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,765 AND IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD ME, THEY'LL SEND ME TO ANOTHER FOSTER HOME. 474 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,856 NO, SON. THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT WORKS. 475 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,824 AND NOBODY'S EVER GOING TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM YOUR MOTHER AND ME. 476 00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:59,127 IN FACT, AS SOON AS I CAN, 477 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,428 I'M GOING TO LEGALLY ADOPT YOU. 478 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,164 YEAH? REALLY? 479 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,532 REALLY! 480 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,922 OH, THAT'S GREAT, DAD. 481 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,170 LOOK... 482 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,906 I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS, DRUMMOND. 483 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,541 SO AM I. BY THE WAY, WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOU DO? 484 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,210 I'M A SALESMAN. 485 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,812 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME TOMORROW? 486 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,513 WE JUST MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING WOULD INTEREST YOU. 487 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,549 THANKS. THAT'S A LOT BETTER THAN YOU RINGING MY BELL. 488 00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:23,151 YEAH. 489 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,487 THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 490 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,823 HEY, ARNOLD, THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT. 491 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,993 THAT'S OK. YOU CAN HIDE IN MY CLOSET ANYTIME. 492 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:34,184 AND IF YOU'RE EVER HUNGRY, COME OVER HERE AND I'LL BREATHE ON YOU. 493 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,367 BOY, MR. DRUMMOND, ARNOLD WAS RIGHT 494 00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,868 WHAT HE WROTE IN HIS COMPOSITION. 495 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:42,571 YOU REALLY ARE A TERRIFIC GUY, 496 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,406 JUST LIKE MY DAD. 497 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,673 THANK YOU, DUDLEY. 498 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,164 LET'S GO HOME, SON. 499 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,145 Arnold: I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, DUDLEY. 500 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,447 BYE-BYE. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 501 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,791 OK. BYE, DUDLEY. 502 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:58,119 NOW... WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A COMPOSITION? 503 00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:01,356 OH, IT'S SOMETHING ARNOLD HAD TO WRITE FOR HIS SCHOOL ABOUT HIS FAVORITE AMERICAN. 504 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,820 YEAH, AND HE CHOSE YOU, DAD, OVER BETTY CROCKER AND SARA LEE. 505 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,764 REALLY? AND HE'S NEVER EVEN TASTED MY FUDGE BROWNIES. 506 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,201 ARNOLD, I'M VERY TOUCHED THAT YOU CHOSE ME. 507 00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,236 I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOUR COMPOSITION. 508 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:18,028 WELL, I WANTED TO WAIT TILL I GOT A GOOD GRADE ON IT FIRST, BUT OK. 509 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,011 "MY FAVORITE AMERICAN IS MY DAD PHILIP DRUMMOND. 510 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,746 "HE'S A REALLY SMART GUY. 511 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,081 "HE WENT TO COLLEGE, 512 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:29,150 AND HE DOESN'T SAY A LOT OF DUMB THINGS LIKE MOST GROWN-UPS." 513 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,588 THAT OUGHT TO WIN YOUR TEACHER OVER IN A HURRY. 514 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,391 "MY DAD'S VERY KIND AND HE NEVER PUNISHES US FOR BEING BAD, 515 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,147 UNLESS WE GET CAUGHT." 516 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:41,329 "HE'S ALSO VERY GENEROUS, AND BECAUSE OF INFLATION, 517 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,731 "I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO GIVE ME 518 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,875 AND MY BROTHER AND SISTER A RAISE IN ALLOWANCE." 519 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,203 I'LL PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT PART. 520 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,705 I HEARD THAT. 521 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:50,739 SO DID I. 522 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,709 "MY DAD IS THE GREATEST, COOLEST, NEATEST, 523 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,444 "MOST THOUGHTFUL, UNDERSTANDING GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 524 00:23:56,468 --> 00:23:57,979 MY DAD IS ALSO..." 525 00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,747 ARNOLD, HOW LONG IS THIS COMPOSITION? 526 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,183 A COUPLE MORE PAGES. 527 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,618 WELL, LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN? 528 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:04,786 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 529 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:05,787 WE'LL ENJOY IT. 530 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,790 WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. 531 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:09,991 "MY DAD..." 532 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,461 NO, START FROM THE PART THAT GOES... 533 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:17,365 "MY DAD IS THE GREATEST, COOLEST, NEATEST... 534 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:20,568 MOST UNDERSTANDING GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 535 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:24,205 OH, DADDY, YOU MEAN EXACTLY LIKE THAT. 536 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,942 "MY DAD IS THE GREATEST, COOLEST, 537 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,443 "NEATEST, MOST THOUGHTFUL, 538 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,947 UNDERSTANDING GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 539 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,692 ♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪ 540 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:47,095 ♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪ 541 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,131 ♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪ 542 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,266 ♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪ 543 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:54,903 ♪ A MAN IS BORN, HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪ 544 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,005 ♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪ 545 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,774 ♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪ 546 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:01,009 ♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪ 547 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,044 ♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪ 548 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,846 ♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪ 549 00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:07,315 ♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪ 550 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:11,742 ♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD, MMM ♪ 40734

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