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(WHO HASN'T FANTASIZED ABOUT BEING BRAVE ENOUGH TO PARADE NAKED)

(AND FREE ON A CATWALK AND STILL FEEL SEXY?)

(WITHOUT FEAR OF BEING TOO MASCULINE OR TOO FEMININE.)

(I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FASCINATED WITH BALLROOMS, AND FINALLY.)

(I WAS INVITED TO ONE... BY BALLROOMLIFE)

@MASCFORMASC. - ONLY MASCULINE GUYS.

- NO CAMP. - NO PAINTED NAILS.

- NO PROGRESSIVES. - NORMAL GUYS.

@ONLY LOCALS. DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE:

- BLACK.

- ASIAN.

- LATINO.

ONLY DECENT LOCAL PEOPLE.

@LOOKING_FOR_HUNG REAL XXL HUNG GUYS ONLY. (SEND PHOTO)

NOTHING UNDER 8 INCHES

IF YOU HAVE A MICRODICK, GO TO THE NEXT PROFILE.

@MASC REAL ✓ONLY FIT GUYS.

✓ GYM-BRO. ✓ NON-SCENE.

✓ VERY STRAIGHT-ACTING. IF NOT U, UR NOT MY TYPE. DEAL WITH IT.

NO CAMP GUYS

ONLY_LOCALS

NO FAT GUYS

NO FOREIGNERS

NO LATINOS

NO BLACKS

MAX. 35 Y/O

HUNG 4 HUNG

NO CAMP

4 FIT BOYS

ONLY HUNG

LOOKING FOR MASC

NO FEMS

ONLY GYM BROS

NO SHORT GUYS

MAX. 40

XL 4 XL

WANT_MASC

NO_PROGRESSIVES

ONLY WHITE

NO CAMP

ONLY MASC

Where are you, girl? You're coming to the ball, right?

I'm walking soon and I want you to see all this divinity.

Remember the category, glitter and sparkle.

Bye! See you soon.

(CATBOY)

Hey, queen!

Girl! I thought you wouldn't come!

Ah! So exciting!

So, you're going to walk tonight, right?

No idea.

Seriously? People would go nuts if they saw how you move.

Hey! What's up with you?

Nothing…

Yeah, right. I know you!

Let's see, what have we here?

NO CAMP GUYS

XL 4 XL

NO BLACKS

Are you really mad at this?

Yeah, no-one talks to me.

If I add a profile pic nobody messages me.

When I take it down, they talk then block me when they see I'm black.

Well, make the most of the ballroom.

Here we celebrate everything that's punished outside.

Here people don't care about your skin colour, your body shape

or how camp you are.

Here, let me put a little glitter on you.

This will help a bunch.

Babe, stop, stop.

Ugh, girl, relax! Feel the fantasy.

Let's see what you've got.

Are you for real?

You'll get chopped the minute you walk wearing this.

Here, I've brought something.

You're going to slay.

- What? - I won't take no for an answer.

Final category of the night, Catboy Sex Siren!

Girl, everyone is looking at us.

Have you seen yourself? You're stunning!

That's what you're here for!

The judges have decided that we start…

Come on, you're good.

From the House of Fire, we have Leo Fire!

Fire, fire!

10, 9, 8, 7,6, 5,

- Go, go, come on! - 4, 3, 2, 1.

We have a newcomer!