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This programme contains adult humour
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MUSIC: Igor's Theme
by Tyler, The Creator
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Let me see his face.
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So you're the slippery little scrote
who's been making me look like a
right mug.
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You got any last words, treacle?
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Yeah.
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Why don't you do one, you two-bob...
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GUNSHOTS
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Mate, that is sick!
Thank you, thank you.
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Sorry, sir, I missed it.
One of my eyelashes slipped, innit?
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Ha!
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Usma literally blinked
and missed it.
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HE LAUGHS
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As glorified extras go,
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it's giving more horrified.
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Extra? I had lines.
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A line.
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Get her, Jade!
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Look, it is a process.
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I'm building my brand.
My agent is getting...
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Ah, no, please. Agent-schmagent.
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The only reason you got signed is
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because I injured myself
in the school play.
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They've clearly got no taste.
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Says the guy that's, what is it?
"Self-represented."
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Ah, don't you dare talk about my
Warren like that!
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SINGS: ♪ He works hard
for the money! ♪
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What money?
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Fine! If you're going to be like
that, let's get to work.
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Open up your phones
to Madonna's filmography.
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THEY GROAN
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HE IMITATES
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Sorry,
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do we have better ideas?
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I do.
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Drama wars! Superhero style!
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CLAMOUR
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MUSIC: Mr Motivator
by Idles
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Hee-hee!
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Ah! Ow! Ow!
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Shamone.
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Ooh. Ah!
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Waaatch out! Ooh.
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Bow!
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Wrong MJ. You're supposed to be
Zendaya from Spider-Man.
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The Marvel movies?
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GIGGLING
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Damn. Ow!
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I'd get changed first.
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Maybe don't tell your parents
about this.
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♪ Yeah, proper tings
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♪ Original style
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♪ We come to kick it down
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♪ The wicked man is wild
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Oh, what's this?
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Ooh, that's a bit morbid.
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Gluten tag, Sally Bowles!
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Love the hat.
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Yeah. Fortune cookie?
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"What size are Fraser's feet?"
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"True or false, Fraser can fit
both fists in his mouth?"
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Are these questions all about you?
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Write what you know.
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"Where's the bomb?"
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- All right, forget that one.
- STEPHEN CLINKS CUP
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Cooee!
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Meeting, please. Come through.
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How y'all doing?
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Fire. So, as you are all aware,
this year, we are hosting
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the Competitive Theatre Games,
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competing against the most
prestigious schools in the country.
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And, as such, it's an opportunity
for us
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to pretend we care about the arts.
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See you later.
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Oh, sorry, my loves. I was
just on the phone to my agent.
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Harper, not that it matters because
by law we have to be inclusive,
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but are you wearing lipstick?
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Oh, it's this Lizabeth Erden stuff.
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Yeah, I got to glam up.
Just booked a short.
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Be warned.
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I booked a short for a fete once,
stole all the petty cash.
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Quick little chaps.
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Um, I think Mitchell's
talking about a short film, Fraser.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's well arty.
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Anyway, so competitive theatre is
all about improvisation, hmm?
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And this year we have to devise
a piece inspired by a word.
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Are there any nude scenes?
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Well, no, Mollinson
because they're... They're children.
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I mean his film,
not your silly little competition.
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Mollinson, there is tons of
shagging.
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I've had to start putting
cream on my todger.
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Oh, well, it sounds appalling,
although if my time at Boohoo has
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taught me anything, it's that the
British public will buy anything.
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Um, this year, I have no doubt
in my mind that we are going
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to snatch that crown
from St Maud's,
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because we have a secret weapon!
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Me! Mr Harper!
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Pardon? Well, if we want to beat
St Maud's,
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we need a professional in charge.
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I mean, Mr Harper may be Z list,
but at least he's on a list.
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Stephen, it is no maje deal.
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No! Make it make sense!
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Well, it kind of does, you know.
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I'm a working actor,
killing it in the game right now,
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and you're - no shade -
just in a transitional moment.
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You think you could last
a day in my shoes?
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Your chode toes could never.
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Oh, what, and you think my job
is easy, do you?
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Well, I would love to see you
take on my legendary Nando's
assault course.
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Hmm! Piece of piss.
I'm glad you feel so confident.
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I'll need someone to teach PE
whilst Mr Harper teachers drama.
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Um, sorry, what?
You want me to be him?
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What, a highly respected teacher
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affecting positive change in
students' lives? Good luck!
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Fine. Go off. I will just
sit back
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wearing market stall rejects
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whilst I grab whatever processed
gunk I can get my mitts on.
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All right.
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Fortune cookie?
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Why not? Enjoy.
Who cares any more?!
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Pop it in.
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You can't do it, can you?
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Screw you!
I haven't eaten a carb since 2015.
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Just had me hair cut.
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It's looking a bit dry, though.
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Well, it's made out of recycled
fishnets. I really like it.
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Come on, you lot.
I don't want you late for my class.
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Uh, we've got drama next.
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Correctamundo, mon petit pois.
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But Hoburn has put a bona fide
film star in charge of the drama
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department to whip you lot
into shape for the big competition.
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Sir, are you sure you're ready for
this? We're up against St Maud's.
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Those stuck-up bitches beat us
in everything.
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Last year, them pagans pelted our
team with perfectly ripe avocados.
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Sir, St Maud's have one of the best
drama departments of the whole
country.
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Ain't St Maud's your old school,
Jinx?
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Yes, but my theatrical
training ended the day
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I went up for Maria Von Trapp
in The Sound of Music.
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Patience Fitzwalker spread a rumour
that I skied in Croatia.
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I was blacklisted after that.
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HE INHALES SHARPLY
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Blessing, what are you doing?
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THEY LAUGH
SHE SIGHS
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I like the fit.
Move it, you lot.
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I'm on Community Service
again for being late.
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I told Hoburn it's cos I got to drop
my little brother off
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at school first, but she don't care.
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Mate, that is bang out of order.
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Well, she's pushed me
too far this time.
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Operation Boss Man is go.
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PHONE PINGS
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Bernadette...
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"Bernadette."
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..on behalf... "On behalf of
the League of Super Heads,
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"thank you for wearing that bowler
hat, as we requested."
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You must complete...
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"But you must complete many more
tasks before we deem you worthy
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"of joining our powerful
and well-paid fraternity.
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"Today, you must provide
your students with food from these
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"approved vendors,
to boost their productivity.
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"See that it is done."
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Mr Boss Man.
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"Mr... Booss Mahn."
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Super Head of the League
of Super Heads.
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Hang on, so you're Mr Boss Man?
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- HE LAUGHS
- That is quality.
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I'm going to bankrupt her, then I'm
going to humiliate her
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in front of all the posh schools.
But I need your help.
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OK, but first, you have got to
change because that look is not very
forgiving and I am not living.
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Why are you talking like that?
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And where's Mr Carmichael?
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HE SCOFFS
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Legendary.
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Please!
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Ugh!
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MUSIC: Players
by Coi Leray
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Why you so scared?
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Tomato, tomato, tomato!
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OK, Miss Girl!
Think you ate that, right?
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Well, you didn't!
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Miss Honey!
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Less Gigi..
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..more Bella.
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HE GASPS
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It's giving couture.
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Careful of the...
Agh!
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It's fine. He'll live.
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Fine, I'll call for the medic.
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Oh!
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Ugh!
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Mm! Mm!
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Good morning, actors.
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What the hell, man?
Everything's gone.
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Where's the selfie corner?
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How can I create bomb content
with this dead overhead lighting?
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Ah, tsst. On your arses.
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SHE SIGHS
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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After spending the evening watching
YouTube clips
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of Inside The Actors Studio,
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I realised that if we are going
to win this competition,
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then we need to start taking our
craft a little bit more seriously.
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Well, you've messed up my craft now,
you little weirdo.
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We need to focus
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on authentic human observation.
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Posture, Warren. Ow!
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I won't tell you again. Thank you.
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Take, for example, Usma.
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Hmm?
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She is SO obsessed with her
outer appearance,
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but does she ever really work
on what's on the inside?
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Is she too afraid to show
people the real Usma?
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Is she worried that they might
not like what they see?
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I've got to get out of here.
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Not being funny, sir,
but you need a therapist.
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You're sick!
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Mr Harper, what has got into you?
That was so not OK.
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That! Is! Acting!
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Speaking of which, today we are
focusing on Hong Kong cinema.
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Y'all are my crew of assassins,
Harrison, Warren, you're doves.
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Fly as if you are the souls
of my fallen enemies.
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Let's go!
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Operation Boss Man, phase two.
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I'm going to blast Hoburn in front
of the best schools in the country.
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Paint grenades?
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Yeah. So I'm going to need you to
unlock the school for me tonight.
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I'm going to rig the stage
with them.
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Nope, can't do that.
What? Are you on her side?
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No, but competitive theatre
is a moment,
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and nothing can stop us
from slaying tomorrow.
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Sir! I trusted you.
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AMERICAN ACCENT: The only person
that you can trust is yourself.
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Cue the doves!
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MUSIC: Spybreak!
By Propellerheads
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MUSIC DROWNS SOUND
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No.
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RUCKUS
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Let's get our arms up!
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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SHE SIGHS
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You're welcome, you're welcome.
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Um, what is this trash?
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I ordered a super-charged
vegan avocado pot noodle.
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They don't... Da-da-da!
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Don't test me, Warren.
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Oh!
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Mr Carmichael,
what are you wearing?
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Sports luxe.
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Since you demoted me to PE, I've had
to give in to stretch fabrics.
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Well, it's not appropriate in a
school. You look like Paris Hilton.
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I met her once at a perfume launch.
Work?
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Yes, it was. I couldn't
understand a word she was saying
254
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,999
and the perfume brought
the customers out in hives, but you
live and learn.
255
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,439
Sir?
256
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,639
Sir, what's happened?
You're not strutting.
257
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,319
Oh, you're wearing Uggs!
Do I look awful?
258
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,719
Well...
Don't answer that.
259
00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,759
Oh, Warren, I'm so ashamed.
260
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,239
I'm...
261
00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,500
WARREN GASPS
262
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,759
I'm back on carbs.
263
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,879
Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
Maybe this is your mid-life crisis?
264
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,919
Mid-life?!
265
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,759
Um, I'm sorry, quarter life.
Better.
266
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,639
Sir, we've really missed you.
All this drama's gone to
Mr Harper's head.
267
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,119
Oh, yeah, well,
it's gone to my hips, hmm?!
268
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,879
I'm a size 32 now. 32!
269
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,399
I mean, what is the point in living
270
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,599
if I can't fit into my personally
curated fashion archives?!
271
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,519
But I know who's to blame.
Yeah, Miss Hoburn.
272
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:40,559
No! You bunch of sell-outs
for taking my beauty and talent
for granted, hmm?
273
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,279
And in doing so,
creating a monster in Mitchell.
274
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,759
He's got even worse ever since
he got verified on Instagram.
275
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,919
Verified?
276
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,559
DISTORTED RINGING
277
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,239
Sir?
278
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,719
Sir? Medic!
279
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,740
Medic!
280
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:56,760
SOUND DISTORTS
281
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,159
Doughnuts! No!
282
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,120
I need doughnuts! No!
283
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,800
Oh, for God's sake, no!
284
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,480
"Bernadette, you continue
to impress us." Hmm!
285
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:16,239
"But it would not be appropriate
to serve street food
286
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:20,039
"to St Maud's and the other
schools competing tomorrow.
287
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,399
"They will expect a banquet,
288
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,960
"which you must create tonight.
Single handed."
289
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,279
"Only then will you be worthy
of the league.
290
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,359
"Mr Booss Mahn."
291
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,879
Shit!
292
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,920
MUSIC: Dumbest Girl Alive
by 100 gecs
293
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,720
Ugh!
294
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,200
BIRDS CHIRP
295
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,560
Wassup!
Wassup!
296
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,600
BOTH: What's happening?
297
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,720
Oh, no...
298
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,839
Oh, my God, look at the time!
Shit!
299
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,240
Shit!
300
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,919
Stephen's turned into Mitchell,
Mitchell's turned into Stephen
301
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,520
and now Hoburn is...
302
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,199
..me.
303
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,240
MUSIC: Used To Know Me
by Charli XCX
304
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,160
The fortune cookie.
305
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,760
What have I done?
306
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,559
Jinx, you OK?
307
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,359
Yeah, fine.
308
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:02,079
You're supposed to be able to
hear your own heartbeat, right?
309
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,000
Oh, God, it's Patience Fitzwalker.
310
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,559
Oh! Hey, Jemima.
311
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,199
Long time, no see.
312
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,580
Looks like you've settled in
313
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,960
quite nicely.
314
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,959
GIRLS LAUGH
315
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,119
Try her again and you're going
to wish you stayed at home
316
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,200
to blend out that dead contour.
317
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,039
Thanks, bestie.
318
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,039
We got you. You Are quite annoying,
319
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,839
but only we can tell you that.
320
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,159
FRASER: Oh, God, Class K.
321
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,600
What the hell? Oh...
322
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,479
Straighten that tie. You'll never
succeed looking like a slattern.
323
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,719
And don't breathe
in that gormless manner.
324
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,079
St Maud's are here.
325
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,839
Welcome!
326
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,760
Hello. Shake a leg.
327
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,239
Come on, Bernie.
You can do it.
328
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,920
Time to become the Super Head
you were born to be!
329
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,239
Oh, hello!
330
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,479
Bernadette Hoburn, headmistress.
331
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,760
Welcome to Abbey Grove.
332
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,399
Quack quack!
333
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,079
What is she doing?
334
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,399
I don't know,
but I'm kind of into it.
335
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,599
Whoo-whoo!
336
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,959
I've taken the liberty
of preparing some luncheon.
337
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,080
Amuse bouche?
338
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,880
ALL: Ugh!
339
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,719
No, this is mostly chocolate.
Ugh!
340
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,879
Please, right this way.
341
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,639
Wait, wait, come back!
342
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,000
I-I-I presume you've already eaten?
343
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,439
You all right, miss?
344
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,439
Oh, yes. Absolutely fine.
345
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,759
Yes, I obviously just haven't
got what it takes.
346
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,759
Or maybe this is part of the test.
347
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,720
You need to prove your courage
to the League of Super Heads.
348
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,239
WHISPER: How do you know about
the League?
349
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,959
I'm a... legacy, innit?
350
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,119
Mr Boss Man's, like, my weird uncle
or something.
351
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,959
Boss Man?!
I've been pronouncing it Booss Mahn!
352
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,999
I know how you can earn
back his respect
353
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,639
and get revenge on St Maud's
for humiliating you.
354
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,520
Of course. Anything.
355
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,838
♪ I got a wife and a three kids
356
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,599
♪ One day my boss said to me... ♪
357
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,920
MUSIC: Money
by Leikeli47
358
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,520
SOUND DISTORTED
359
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,079
Actors...
360
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,759
..why y'all looking
so... Les Miserable?
361
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,759
I'm not sure everyone's
recovered from yesterday, sir.
362
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,999
I couldn't sleep after being called
a first-class fun sponge.
363
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,399
Warren, we were just
tapping into the foundations,
364
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,919
so we can slay the house down shoes!
Boots.
365
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,240
Never question my methods,
all right? I need y'all to focus.
366
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,159
I've just dropped my first
line of merchandise.
367
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,359
It's called Merch-ell.
Have a look.
368
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,700
HE CHUCKLES
369
00:18:10,701 --> 00:18:12,039
Look.
370
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,799
It's me. Get the logo in,
get the logo.
371
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,759
So, I need y'all to sell, sell,
sell, sell, sell!
372
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,679
Nope, I'm sorry, sir. Selling a
rival's merchandise is a complete
373
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,759
breach of contract
with Mr Carmichael.
374
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,399
Potato, potato, potato!
375
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,439
Circle of trust, guys.
Come on, let's warm up.
376
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,399
HE INHALES DEEPLY
AGGRESSIVELY: Try it, you slice.
377
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,040
- Try it, you slice!
- KIDS JOIN IN
378
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,639
ALL: Try it, you slice!
379
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,759
Seven sorts shagging
on Southend's sea shore.
380
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,839
ALL: Seven sorts shagging
on Southend's sea shore.
381
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:44,559
It's an honour to host
the tenth annual Theatre Games,
382
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,839
combining the thrill of sport
with the sitting down of theatre.
383
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:52,719
As host school, Abbey Grove
will choose the key word.
384
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:57,039
Each team will have one hour
to devise a theatrical piece
385
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,759
based on that word.
386
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,000
Mr Harper...
387
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,680
..pick an envelope.
388
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,919
B for "Britney, bitch."
389
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,239
And the word is...
390
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,359
..abasement.
391
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,199
Sir, do you even know what
abasement means?
392
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,519
Duh!
393
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,639
It's under a ground floor.
Um...
394
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,839
Oh.
395
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,200
Right, line up in, um...
396
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,879
..height order.
397
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:38,999
OK...
398
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,839
Quickly, hurry up.
I've got a bit on you.
399
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,239
Definitely taller than you.
Picture this.
400
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,399
Fear And Loathing In Bas Vegas 3...
401
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,719
..The Russian Job.
402
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,639
Right, we're moving powder out of
Budapest because... Well, work.
403
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,199
But some slags from Moscow
have got us cornered.
404
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,399
Oi, Vladimir, Oestrogen,
let us out!
405
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,799
"Na-yet!"
406
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:04,719
So now it looks like we've got to
shoot our way out of this abasement.
407
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,479
Right, everyone,
behind the barricade.
408
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,159
Yeah!
409
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,479
We're not going to win, are we?
410
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,999
I don't think so, no.
411
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,040
MUSIC: Dance Around It
by Joel Corry and Caity Baser
412
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:28,760
Welcome to the - quote, unquote -
legendary Nando's assault course.
413
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,359
The rules!
414
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,999
Get the balloon round
the course using teamwork.
415
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,199
The balloon cannot touch the floor.
416
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,799
The black balloons at the very top
of the spice scale
417
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,279
are full of something called
California Reaper.
418
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,279
But you're not ready for those.
419
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,560
Plain Janes...
420
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,639
..let's go.
421
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,240
MUSIC: Whoo! Alright - Yeah... Uh Huh
by The Rapture
422
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,839
HE COUGHS
423
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,880
GIRL SCREAMS
424
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,719
Get it together, you pussies!
425
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,319
It's only lemon and herb!
426
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,680
I guess I'll have to show
how a real legend does it.
427
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,359
Cor, these Russians
are proper naughty!
428
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,839
They got dogs an' all.
429
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,399
Looks like it's curtains for me
and my geezers -
430
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,559
Jason, Baz, Boney and Turkish Tel.
431
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,279
THEY SNICKER
432
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,199
STILTED: They ain't taking the
abasement yet.
433
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,399
Let's paint the walls with 'em.
434
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,679
Oh, my God. Cut!
435
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:44,239
I have seen more passion
in a Mariah Carey performance.
436
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,079
I've had it! That's enough!
437
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,319
We've got ten minutes left
and nothing to show for it!
438
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,440
Bye!
439
00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:51,559
SHE SIGHS
440
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,399
Sorry, sir, but you are three-much!
441
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,959
We're relieving you of your duties.
442
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,200
Wait, what? Is this is a stitch up?
443
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,599
No, no, no, no, no... Mutiny!
Mutiny!
444
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,120
You're all traitors!
445
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,879
No, no, no, no, no,
get that thing away from me.
446
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,399
Not carbs, you little feeder!
447
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,679
Eat it!
My body is a temple!
448
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,999
No!
Eat it!
449
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,079
No, no!
450
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,999
Yes, yes, yes!
Get it down you!
451
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,199
Mm! Mm, mm!
452
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,220
Dirty boy.
453
00:22:19,221 --> 00:22:20,239
HE LAUGHS
454
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,280
MUSIC: 2 Be Loved (Am I Ready)
by Lizzo
455
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,220
HE GASPS
456
00:22:31,221 --> 00:22:32,439
Holy shit!
457
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,279
What?
458
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,679
Why am I wearing a beret?
459
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,639
Do you really not remember?
460
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,920
I remember...
461
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,959
I remember I was a bit of a prick.
462
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,759
I'm sorry, guys, I...
463
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,279
I think I was just hangry.
464
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,159
That'll do, Mr Harper. That'll do.
465
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,799
But what about the play?
466
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,639
I'm guessing abasement doesn't
mean a basement?
467
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,239
It's too late, sir.
468
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,039
The performance starts
in ten minutes.
469
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,999
No, I am not going to let you
go out there and look like a bunch
of wankers.
470
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,240
We need Mr Carmichael. Yeah.
471
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,839
A bit dramatic.
472
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,280
STEPHEN: Watch and learn.
473
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,159
Sir, sir, we need you! I messed up.
The show starts in ten minutes
474
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,199
and we have nothing to show for it.
Please, come back. Please! Sh.
475
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,999
I knew you lot would come
crawling back.
476
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,319
Well, forget it!
477
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,599
Look, I know that I let the acting
go to my head,
478
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,079
but don't take it out on the kids.
479
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,239
It's about time you lot
learned a lesson.
480
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,959
Y'all can sleep in your lumpy beds
cos I ain't ever coming back.
481
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,039
Shapische?!
482
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,119
HE SCREAMS
483
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,879
Argh, my eyes!
484
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,240
Jesus Christ!
485
00:23:36,241 --> 00:23:37,599
ALL COUGHING
486
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,159
Did you use real chilli powder?
487
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,679
Well, duh! Are you mad?
488
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,360
- I just...
- HE COUGHS
489
00:23:42,363 --> 00:23:44,959
I just tell the kids it's chilli
powder to get them psyched up!
490
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,919
What is legendary about that?!
491
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,839
Oh, my God! Warren!
492
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:53,279
My faithful companion, help me!
493
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,999
Oh! I've hit rock-bottom!
494
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,759
I'm dying. Don't worry, sir,
everything's going to be OK.
495
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,240
My eyes!
496
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,719
DRAMATIC SOBS
497
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,640
- STIFLED COUGHING
- Sh, sh!
498
00:24:05,643 --> 00:24:09,039
Oh, Class K! Sing me
my favourite lullaby.
499
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:14,639
ALL, SLOWLY: ♪ Don't you wish your
girlfriend was hot like me? ♪
500
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,079
Thank you!
501
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,100
♪ Don't cha...? ♪
502
00:24:17,101 --> 00:24:18,119
STEPHEN SOBS
503
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,840
♪ Don't cha?
504
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,480
♪ Don't cha? ♪
505
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,279
We're sorry we abandoned you.
506
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,519
We had our heads turned
by Mr Harper's 15 minutes of fame.
507
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,920
But now we know what a real star
looks like.
508
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,519
A star?
509
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,199
Maybe I was once, but...
510
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,360
..look at what I've become.
511
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,520
A shadow of my former self!
512
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,560
But I will wilt no longer...
513
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,319
..and lay before y'all
in this deadout look
514
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,719
and unmoisturised skin.
WHISPERING: Skin, skin!
515
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,999
Ready to emerge from this cocoon!
516
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,040
AUDIENCE GASPS
517
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,959
Was he wearing that the whole time?
Sh!
518
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,919
I remember that the bad bitch life
chose me
519
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,640
and I will never, ever be
basic again.
520
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,560
♪ I may have been humbled!
521
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,360
♪ I may have been abased! ♪
522
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,240
But now...
523
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,839
I'm free!
ALL: Free!
524
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,279
Bravo!
Hmm?
525
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,340
Bravo!
526
00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:42,399
CHEERING
527
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,760
Wait...
528
00:25:43,761 --> 00:25:45,119
HE CHUCKLES
529
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,720
Is this for me?
530
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,559
What is this?
531
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,239
Oh, Warren, describe their happy
faces to me.
532
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,000
Paint me a picture of their tears.
533
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,399
Gentlemen! Refreshments,
Abbey Grove style.
534
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,479
We've got tea, biscuits and some
old copies of Rustle I had
535
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,799
squirrelled away for the janitor's
Christmas present.
536
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,599
That poor man never got over
the loss of his wife.
537
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,879
Um... Oh.
538
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,039
Oh, that's got a bit of...
539
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,519
Is that milk? Hmm.
540
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,480
OK. Um... Shall I be mother?
541
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,599
Ow!
Sorry.
542
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,839
And, um... I'm sorry.
543
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,839
I think we both got a bit
carried away.
544
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,199
Yes...
545
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,959
..you did.
546
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,079
But I'm sorry too.
547
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,119
Your assault course
was actually pretty epic
548
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,599
and I maybe underestimated you.
549
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,599
Or overestimated me.
Huh?
550
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,759
Using real chilli powder?
551
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,039
I mean, that's a bit bloody
irresponsible, even for me.
552
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,679
I mean, I guess I didn't see you
harnessing the power of illusion
in PE.
553
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,399
Careful planning is the key to
a successful lesson.
554
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,879
Ooft, you sound like a real teacher.
555
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,920
MITCHELL GAGS
556
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,199
You smell like a vindaloo!
557
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,479
Vinder who?
558
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,520
EXCITED CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
559
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,060
DRAMATIC SIGH
560
00:27:12,061 --> 00:27:13,559
Congrats on the win,
561
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,999
cos you're certainly not winning
at life.
562
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,319
Ugh, piss off, Patience.
563
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,559
Shove your straw hat up your arse.
564
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,079
Oh-ho-ho!
565
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,639
ALL: Oh-ho-ho!
566
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,880
LAUGHTER AND JEERING
567
00:27:24,881 --> 00:27:26,119
I can't believe I did that!
568
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,359
Oh, my God!
569
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,999
Any second thoughts?
570
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,359
Absolutely not.
We're over Dresden, Blessing.
571
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,640
Bombs away!
572
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,919
Mr Boss Man...
573
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,479
..isn't real.
574
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,799
But the bowler hat?
The food stalls?
575
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,719
It was all me.
576
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,239
You were punishing me for looking
out for my little brother,
577
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,080
so I wanted to get you back.
578
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,440
But you're all right, Miss.
579
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,159
And you're...
580
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,839
..top button is undone. I want a
2,000 word essay
581
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,759
on the importance of a covered neck.
582
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,719
You know I'm never going
to do that.
583
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,399
I know.
584
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,199
I know!
585
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,599
Oh!
586
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,639
ST MAUD'S STUDENTS SCREAM
587
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,679
LAUGHTER
588
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,000
Miss!
589
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,359
SHE SCREAMS
590
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,400
MUSIC: Igor's Theme
by Tyler, The Creator
591
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,839
So you're the dirty little...
592
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,319
Hi-yah!
593
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,239
Huh! Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah!
594
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,559
Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow!
595
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,639
Hit!
596
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,359
Ow! Huh!
597
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,119
Hoi! Hoi!
598
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,520
Ha!
599
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,079
Ah!
600
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,119
GUNSHOTS
601
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,160
EXCITED CHATTER
602
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,600
Now, THAT'S acting!
603
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,080
♪ Yeah, proper tings
604
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,399
♪ Original style
605
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,759
♪ We come to kick it down
606
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,279
♪ The wicked man is wild
607
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,480
♪ Yeah. ♪
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