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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,533 --> 00:00:19,433 - Ahhhhhhh! 2 00:00:19,536 --> 00:00:22,815 Timmy! Help! 3 00:00:22,919 --> 00:00:25,163 - Hang on, guys, I'm on my way. 4 00:00:28,752 --> 00:00:30,030 - Maybe not that way. 5 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:31,652 Oh! 6 00:00:40,661 --> 00:00:42,318 - Ohhhh! 7 00:00:53,432 --> 00:00:54,709 - Here. 8 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:03,235 - Oh! 9 00:01:04,685 --> 00:01:06,756 - Later! 10 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:07,964 Whoa! 11 00:01:09,552 --> 00:01:13,487 Whoa! Whoa! Ah! 12 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:14,971 Ah! Ah! 13 00:01:20,701 --> 00:01:23,428 - Timmy! - Combo, Wanda, Poof! 14 00:01:23,531 --> 00:01:26,293 - This lava's cooking us to medium rare. 15 00:01:26,396 --> 00:01:28,398 - Can't you guys just zap us out of here? 16 00:01:28,502 --> 00:01:29,710 - Sorry, Timmy. 17 00:01:29,813 --> 00:01:32,161 Something about the magnetic rock in this molten magma 18 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:34,163 neutralizes our fairy powers. 19 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:37,580 - And don't even ask about the Wi-Fi reception. 20 00:01:37,683 --> 00:01:40,272 - We're all at the mercy of the maniac in the skirt! 21 00:01:40,376 --> 00:01:43,862 - The maniac? 22 00:01:43,965 --> 00:01:46,313 Legend say Crocker Shaka will quell the volcano's hunger 23 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:50,662 by sacrificing these magical-- fairy godparents! 24 00:01:50,765 --> 00:01:52,077 And by sacrificing, 25 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:55,011 I mean to the non-denominational volcano entity. 26 00:01:56,737 --> 00:02:01,293 - Timmy! 27 00:02:01,397 --> 00:02:04,469 - No, wait! 28 00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:06,954 - I'll take it from here, Timmy. 29 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:08,404 - Huh? 30 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:10,992 - Sorry, Crocker Shaka, don't mean to pry into your lava life. 31 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:11,993 - Tootie! 32 00:02:12,097 --> 00:02:14,410 - Tootie... 33 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:24,592 - But nobody flambés my friends. 34 00:02:24,696 --> 00:02:27,492 - Gung gung bunga lunga. A-he-hem. 35 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:38,951 - Gotcha! 36 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:40,746 - Good job, Tootie. - Thanks. 37 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:52,620 - Oogas! Oogas everywhere! 38 00:03:06,462 --> 00:03:07,877 - Ohhh... 39 00:03:11,018 --> 00:03:12,053 - Oomba. 40 00:03:18,094 --> 00:03:19,406 - Come on! 41 00:03:28,518 --> 00:03:30,417 - Hurry, the cave's closing! 42 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,626 - Run! Timmy! Run! Run! Run! 43 00:03:32,729 --> 00:03:34,075 We've gotta get out of here! 44 00:03:37,493 --> 00:03:39,080 - Oh! 45 00:03:49,401 --> 00:03:50,609 - Come on! 46 00:04:21,191 --> 00:04:23,573 - Timmy!!!! 47 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:29,269 - Timmy Turner, you did it again. 48 00:04:29,372 --> 00:04:31,961 - Turner! 49 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,583 Wake up, Timmy Turner! 50 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:34,895 Who said what now? 51 00:04:34,998 --> 00:04:37,691 - Coffee break is over, Turner. Time to get back to work. 52 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:41,039 And don't forget to re-punch the clock. 53 00:04:41,142 --> 00:04:43,490 I love to re-punch the clock. 54 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:45,077 - Ha ha! 55 00:04:47,425 --> 00:04:49,772 - And I'm sitting here because? 56 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,291 - Jorgen gave you a summer job 57 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:52,740 because you're grown up now 58 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:54,984 and we all agreed that you should work for a living. 59 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,435 Remember? - Oh, yeah, I have a job. 60 00:04:59,575 --> 00:05:02,198 - Even worse--you have a summer job. 61 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,062 Ha ha ha. What a loser. 62 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:06,651 Hey, I'm here, too. What were you thinking? 63 00:05:06,754 --> 00:05:08,411 - Well, Tootie has that cool summer job 64 00:05:08,515 --> 00:05:09,792 where she helps helpless creatures. 65 00:05:09,895 --> 00:05:12,588 I thought I'd just impress her by working here. 66 00:05:12,691 --> 00:05:17,593 - What girl doesn't love a guy in a yuck disposal unit? 67 00:05:17,696 --> 00:05:19,974 - And you have your own plunger. 68 00:05:20,078 --> 00:05:22,183 That's good. 69 00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:26,636 - Yeah, I guess, but... this just isn't me. 70 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:28,535 I feel more like-- 71 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:30,744 - Ah! - Ah! 72 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:47,761 - This being grown up stuff just really stinks sometimes. 73 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:49,728 - Oh, actually, Timmy, that's another 74 00:05:49,832 --> 00:05:51,937 load of yuck being deposited. 75 00:05:57,909 --> 00:05:59,773 - I sure do miss Dimmsdale. 76 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:05,054 - Yes, Mother, I found the Dimmsdale shuttle stop. 77 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:07,021 I'm now awaiting the bus to transport me 78 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,678 to the dirigible station or whatever they're calling 79 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:11,440 zeppelin conveyance these days. 80 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,236 - Yes, I understand you think this little retreat 81 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:17,618 will help me with my "problem." 82 00:06:17,722 --> 00:06:21,035 But I assure you, Mother, I am not seeing things. 83 00:06:21,139 --> 00:06:24,349 Fairies actually exist. 84 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:30,355 - Bye, Timmy. - See y'all later. 85 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:32,012 - Thanks for the lift, guys. I'll see you tomorrow. 86 00:06:33,358 --> 00:06:36,982 - Goodbye! 87 00:06:37,086 --> 00:06:41,021 Fairy godparents! Ah, ha, yes. 88 00:06:41,124 --> 00:06:45,439 Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. 89 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,787 Oh. 90 00:06:48,891 --> 00:06:51,583 - I can't believe we're actually going to Hawaii. 91 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:54,759 Yes, this family vacation is long overdue. 92 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:56,001 - It is. 93 00:06:56,105 --> 00:07:01,144 - After all, according to my calculations... 94 00:07:01,248 --> 00:07:05,148 we've only spent 16 hours together as a family this year. 95 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:07,150 - Yes, I'm looking forward to getting to know 96 00:07:07,254 --> 00:07:10,947 our kids even better, Monty. - Marty. 97 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:14,434 - Anyway, this is so cool! 98 00:07:14,537 --> 00:07:16,505 And I'm actually kinda surprised. 99 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:19,197 Usually some "thing" comes up at the last minute 100 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:21,682 and you two can never go anywhere with us. 101 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:26,515 - Oh, dear, Snookums, we totally forgot about that thing. 102 00:07:26,618 --> 00:07:29,138 - Egad, not the thing! 103 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:31,934 - The thing. 104 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:33,245 - We're sorry, kids. 105 00:07:33,349 --> 00:07:35,489 We've got to get to Kuala Lumpur by tea time 106 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:38,009 or we'll be social outcasts. 107 00:07:38,112 --> 00:07:41,633 - So, let me guess-- no family Hawaii trip. 108 00:07:41,737 --> 00:07:43,877 - Don't be ridiculous. 109 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:46,500 Of course you're going on a family Hawaii trip. 110 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:50,366 Just not with your family. 111 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,989 - You two can go to Hawaii by yourselves. 112 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:56,752 Here, take our Gold Hunk credit card. 113 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:00,928 - But it's my birthday. 114 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:02,585 I was hoping for a fat bunny. 115 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:03,759 - Perfect. 116 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:06,140 Kuala Lumpur has great shopping. 117 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:08,211 We'll buy your birthday present there. 118 00:08:08,315 --> 00:08:10,248 - Maybe a koala. - Or a lampoor! 119 00:08:13,423 --> 00:08:17,497 - But how are we supposed to go to Hawaii by ourselves? 120 00:08:18,843 --> 00:08:20,914 There--I've just contacted the best nanny 121 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:23,295 in all of Dimmsdale. - Oh, yes. 122 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:25,643 She has quite the reputation in this town. 123 00:08:25,746 --> 00:08:26,713 - Who? 124 00:08:26,816 --> 00:08:29,474 - Yoo-hoo! 125 00:08:29,578 --> 00:08:33,927 Hi, Mulligan family, I'm Vicky, your new nanny. 126 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:38,690 Sorry I took so long. I hardly had time to pack. 127 00:08:40,071 --> 00:08:43,212 - I'm so excited to take your little angels to Hawaii. 128 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:47,768 Hey, kids, can you say Hawaii? 129 00:08:47,872 --> 00:08:50,012 - Hawaii? 130 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:51,945 - Isn't that fun. 131 00:08:52,048 --> 00:08:56,052 And who is this cute little thing? 132 00:08:56,156 --> 00:09:00,056 Isn't this just so, so, so precious. 133 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,026 - Hey, maybe Tootie can get off work early today 134 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:06,511 and we can take a bike ride down by the lake. 135 00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:07,892 The summer doesn't have to be a complete waste. 136 00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:09,652 - That's the spirit, Timmy! 137 00:09:09,756 --> 00:09:12,655 - Yeah, see? Summer's not so bad when you're not stuck at work. 138 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:14,795 Hold, please. 139 00:09:14,899 --> 00:09:17,660 - Ever notice how Timmy slathers on lip balm 140 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:19,800 whenever he mentions Tootie? 141 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:23,217 - Something tells me he's hoping for kissy lips. 142 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:27,256 - Come on, guys, my lips are just chapped from, uh... 143 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,120 working so hard. See ya at home. 144 00:09:29,223 --> 00:09:31,881 Later, kissy lips! 145 00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:35,160 Hmm... 146 00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:38,060 - You coming, Poof? - Hmm... 147 00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:39,993 - Soon, my foolish fairy friends, 148 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:42,858 Your time shall come very soon! 149 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:46,965 So pretty. Better. Laugh. Laugh. 150 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,933 - Foop here. 151 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:50,244 Hello, your Highness. 152 00:09:50,348 --> 00:09:52,108 Yes, of course, I'm still on my mission. 153 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:54,214 Just trying to destroy those fairies, you know. 154 00:09:54,317 --> 00:09:56,319 It is a bit of a boring job. 155 00:09:56,423 --> 00:09:59,702 - What? Oh, no, not to you. I'll get right back on it. 156 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:18,894 - How wonderful. This is great. 157 00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:21,172 - Timmy! 158 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:22,173 - Timmy, what are you doing here? 159 00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:23,692 I thought you were at work. 160 00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:25,797 - Oh, well, yes, done for the day. 161 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:28,006 I was in the area, so I thought I'd drop by and... 162 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,043 - Oh. - I dropped my lip stuff. 163 00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:33,736 Oh! 164 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,739 I've got some lip stuff, if anybody wants any. 165 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:39,604 - Oh, Timmy, we've got wonderful news. 166 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:42,124 You remember my mentor, Professor Butterfartz. 167 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:44,747 - Oh, of course. How could I forget Professor... 168 00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:47,439 Butter... Butter... 169 00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:51,374 - ...fartz, Butterfartz. - That's your name. 170 00:10:51,478 --> 00:10:53,583 - Timmy, you won't believe what we're about to undertake 171 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,102 thanks to Professor Butterfartz' output. 172 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,761 - See? Timmy, the rare spotted dolphin 173 00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:01,074 is suffering from something called dolphin halitosis. 174 00:11:01,177 --> 00:11:03,110 - And if the malady were to spread, 175 00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:05,388 the whole species could be wiped out in one mating season. 176 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:07,321 - So, guess what Professor Butterfartz created 177 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:09,772 out of thin air? - Please don't say it. 178 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:12,810 - A gas. A gas that'll cure the whole species. 179 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,674 - So, naturally, there is only one person 180 00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:16,883 I would trust to deliver my formula 181 00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:20,610 to our spotted dolphin research team in the South Pacific. 182 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:24,753 Tootie, I have chosen you to pass my gas. 183 00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:30,310 Wait! What? - That's right. 184 00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:33,140 I'm going to Hawaii. - You're going all the way to-- 185 00:11:33,244 --> 00:11:35,556 - Hawaii. But just for the whole summer. 186 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,630 - That's great. 187 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,254 - Oh, Timmy, I knew you'd be happy for me. 188 00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:50,054 - Go with the wind. - Oh. 189 00:11:56,992 --> 00:12:00,271 - Well, there goes my summer. 190 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:03,619 - Best summer ever! - Mom? Dad? 191 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,725 - Timmy! 192 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:07,968 - You know the pencil company your father works for. 193 00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:09,280 - Pencil Nexus. 194 00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:12,352 - They're having their annual company retreat in... 195 00:12:12,455 --> 00:12:14,388 Hawaii! 196 00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:16,597 - It's a luau in celebration of 197 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:21,741 the once-in-a-lifetime Aloha Moon. 198 00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:24,053 - Aloha Moon? What's that? 199 00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:25,330 - I dunno. 200 00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:27,298 Oh, and check it out. 201 00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:30,508 My boss is trusting me with a lotta money. 202 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:34,926 - For some reason, your dad's boss, Mr. Ed Leadly, 203 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,895 has put your father in charge of the closing entertainment-- 204 00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:40,276 a real Hawaiian fire dance. - Yeah. 205 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,175 Oh, and look what he wrote. 206 00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:44,694 Oh, I guess Mr. Ed Leadly has some big plans 207 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,593 for your old man, huh? 208 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,629 I don't even know what a fire dance is. 209 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:52,737 Imagine that kind of trust. Oh, I love my boss! 210 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,674 - That's great, Dad, but maybe you missed this part. 211 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,917 - Eh? 212 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,746 - "If you mess this up, you're fired, Turner. 213 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:04,024 Cordially, Mr. Ed Leadly." 214 00:13:04,128 --> 00:13:06,061 - I knew it was too good to be true! 215 00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,649 - You're right. Oh, no. 216 00:13:08,753 --> 00:13:11,376 I don't know the first thing about fire--or dances. 217 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,482 Oh, I hate my boss! 218 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,173 Now I'm gonna lose my job 219 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:17,797 and we'll all have to go live in a dumpster. 220 00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:21,455 - Dad, you'll do fine. 221 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:24,320 Fire dancers practically fall from the trees in Hawaii. 222 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:25,735 They're everywhere. - They are? 223 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,910 - They have trees? - Yeah, of course. 224 00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:30,533 Now just relax and enjoy your once-in-a-lifetime 225 00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:32,190 Aloha Moon Luau. 226 00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:34,192 - Oh, you see, honey? He's right. 227 00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:36,160 - Yeah, and don't you worry, Timmy, 228 00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:39,370 I will make you a sandwich before we head to the airport. 229 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:43,684 Well, as they say in France, aloha! 230 00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:46,515 - Bye-bye! - Aloha! 231 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,379 Here we come. 232 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,657 - Aloha--that's Hawaiian 233 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,487 for have a boring summer, Timmy Turner. 234 00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:58,803 - Cheer up, Timmy. 235 00:13:58,907 --> 00:14:02,013 - Just think--only 165 days until Christmas. 236 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:04,705 - But in Fairy World, time moves slower, 237 00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:09,158 so it's really 656 days. - Yay! 238 00:14:09,262 --> 00:14:13,818 And, as an early gift, we will now escape with our lives! 239 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:16,441 - Ah! - Turner! You're late! 240 00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:19,962 Again! How many times do I have to tell you? 241 00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:23,172 - You're getting a promotion. 242 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,242 - Huh? 243 00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:28,868 - I need you to take over my position. 244 00:14:28,971 --> 00:14:31,801 I'm going on vacation. Hawaii. 245 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,597 I've entered the Muscle Manly Man Tanning Contest. 246 00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,117 This year, I'm going after the big trophy-- 247 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:39,154 Mr. Bronze Bicep. 248 00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:42,226 - And you need me to do what, exactly? 249 00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,642 - Abra-cadabrium. 250 00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:49,267 All the magic in the universe is generated by this substance. 251 00:14:49,371 --> 00:14:51,752 Guard it with your life, Timmy Turner. 252 00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:53,409 And never forget... - Oh! 253 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:56,723 - ...the Abra-cadabrium is the most important thing 254 00:14:56,826 --> 00:15:02,246 in all of Fairy World. 255 00:15:02,349 --> 00:15:03,764 Aloha. 256 00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:13,464 - The Anti-Fairy Council is unhappy 257 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,293 with your progress, Foop. 258 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:16,950 You're supposed to annihilate 259 00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:20,712 the likes of Cosmo, Wanda and Poof once and for all! 260 00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,337 - But, you see, my usual tricks aren't working. 261 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,545 Although I did discover that they have 262 00:15:25,648 --> 00:15:28,134 an amazing power source called Abra-cadabrium. 263 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,205 Perhaps, I could destroy that. 264 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,898 - What? Hey, wait a minute! 265 00:15:34,002 --> 00:15:36,556 My bottle is the source of most of my power. 266 00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:38,592 And the source of most of my apple juice. 267 00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:39,766 I am a baby, after all. 268 00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:44,633 - If you succeed, we'll give your bottle back. 269 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:45,910 - Splendid! 270 00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,360 - But be warned, Foop, 271 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:50,742 anti-fairies cannot touch the Abra-cadabrium. 272 00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,607 It contains far too much goodness. 273 00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:55,057 - Ugh! 274 00:15:55,161 --> 00:15:58,509 - If you touch it, you will be destroyed. 275 00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:00,338 - But if I can't touch the Abra-cadabrium, 276 00:16:00,442 --> 00:16:01,995 then how am I supposed to destroy it? 277 00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:04,170 - That's your problem. 278 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:08,139 Because, should you fail, your only reward 279 00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:12,695 will be unspeakable horror. 280 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:22,084 - I think I need to change my diaper. 281 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,712 Some summer vacation. 282 00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:32,370 - Hmmm... 283 00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:35,270 - Timmy, we have wonderful news! 284 00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:37,134 - I'm done working and can enjoy my summer? 285 00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:39,274 - Even better--this. 286 00:16:39,377 --> 00:16:42,001 - Lunchtime! 287 00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,629 - Mmmm, rhubarb! 288 00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:51,010 - I can tell Dad made this. 289 00:16:51,113 --> 00:16:54,151 He just wraps stuff up in whatever he finds lying around. 290 00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,393 He's clever like that. 291 00:16:55,497 --> 00:16:58,051 Yuck! Ew! Ew! 292 00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:00,433 Huh? 293 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:01,779 Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing? 294 00:17:01,882 --> 00:17:04,368 - Yes, a cream cheese and rhubarb sandwich 295 00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:07,371 without the crusts cut off. The horror! 296 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:09,373 - No, my Dad wrapped my sandwich in the check 297 00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:11,616 he was supposed to use for his company's party. 298 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,135 When he tells his boss that he forgot this check, 299 00:17:13,239 --> 00:17:15,724 the whole party will be ruined and my dad will be fired. 300 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,382 - Oh, this is awful. 301 00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:20,384 The stress is making my lips chap. 302 00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:22,351 What? 303 00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:23,835 This isn't my lip stuff. 304 00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:33,431 - Like the wind, Tootie. 305 00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:35,951 - Oh, no. 306 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,333 Tootie. And the spotted dolphins. 307 00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:40,990 - Yes, Timmy, I see them, too. 308 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,545 So beautiful. - No. 309 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:44,822 Tootie took my lip stuff 310 00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:46,444 instead of the cure for the dolphins. 311 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:48,101 Without this gas, they're doomed. 312 00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:49,792 And everyone's gonna blame Tootie. 313 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:50,931 - That's it! 314 00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:53,072 We have to go to Hawaii and give Tootie 315 00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:54,866 her dolphin gas and bring Dad his check. 316 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,730 - We can't leave the Abra-cadabrium. 317 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:58,111 You're responsible, Timmy. 318 00:17:58,215 --> 00:18:00,976 The lives and happiness of fairies everywhere 319 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,495 count on it being safe. 320 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:03,806 - If I can't stay here and guard it, 321 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:04,980 I'll just take it with me. 322 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,051 - If you remove the Abra-cadabrium, 323 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:08,777 the Big Wand will have no power 324 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,710 and you'll destroy Fairy World. 325 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:12,815 - Including us! - Nooo! 326 00:18:12,919 --> 00:18:14,162 - Not exactly. 327 00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:15,473 Check it out. 328 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:24,137 - The Big Wand has back-up power. 329 00:18:25,932 --> 00:18:27,865 There--that should keep things humming 330 00:18:27,968 --> 00:18:30,523 until we get back. 331 00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,422 - Oh, I have a bad feeling about this. 332 00:18:43,363 --> 00:18:45,469 - We'll be back before Jorgen even knows we left. 333 00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:46,918 What could possibly go wrong? 334 00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:48,644 - We can't be gone long, Timmy. 335 00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:51,302 We're gonna need the fastest way to get to Hawaii. 336 00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:53,408 - I'm all over it. 337 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:56,135 - Oooh. Gee. 338 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,076 - Wahoo! Yeah! 339 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,458 Prepare for re-entry. 340 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,223 - I wonder what he means by re-entry? 341 00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:20,159 Ohhhhhh! Hot! 342 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:23,714 Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! 343 00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:25,785 - Aloha, and welcome to Hawaii. 344 00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:27,166 - Put your backs into it, twerps. 345 00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:30,583 It's a long way to the hotel. 346 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:32,792 - Hm...Oh. 347 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,693 Pull. Yoink. 348 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:43,699 Huh, I fit right in. 349 00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:45,218 - Ah! 350 00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:47,462 - You must be Denzel Crocker. 351 00:19:47,565 --> 00:19:50,361 Your mother described your hump, cadaver-like skin, 352 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,639 and horrible haircut perfectly. 353 00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:53,847 - Well, I... 354 00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:56,333 - Welcome to Hawaii. Aloha! 355 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:57,989 - I'm not paying for that. 356 00:19:58,093 --> 00:20:00,751 And I'll have you know I'm only here at Mother's insistence. 357 00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:02,856 I don't actually see things. 358 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,274 - Oh. Well, that's why you're here 359 00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:09,242 at our Defective Obsessive People Enriching Selves seminar 360 00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:10,830 here in Hawaii, Denzel. 361 00:20:10,933 --> 00:20:13,729 You will get to speak with other like-minded new friends. 362 00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:17,906 - You can't just-- - Hey! 363 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,632 See that flying pink elephant over there? 364 00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:22,359 - No. - It's smiling at me. 365 00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:24,015 But I'm not gonna loan it any more money. 366 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:25,672 - Okay. - That'd be crazy... 367 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,226 after what it did last time. 368 00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:28,951 - Okay, I think this one's got a problem. 369 00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,884 - Okay, come along and find your buddy. 370 00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:34,888 - But not I. 371 00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:36,890 I am here to prove to Mother that I'm completely free 372 00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:39,962 of my insane obsession with fairies! 373 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,346 There's my luggage rack. 374 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:51,111 A human! 375 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:53,459 - Them! Fairies! 376 00:20:53,562 --> 00:20:55,564 Oh... 377 00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:56,669 - Foolish human. 378 00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:59,154 I shall destroy you like I'm going to destroy 379 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,639 Timmy Turner and Fairy World! 380 00:21:01,743 --> 00:21:02,675 - Destroy Timmy Turner and Fairy World? 381 00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:05,402 Why those are my six favorite words. 382 00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:07,507 Oh... 383 00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:11,718 You're not a fairy. - Huh? 384 00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:14,790 - You're an anti-fairy. I know all about your kind. 385 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:16,689 You're the opposite of fairies. 386 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,623 You're mean instead of good. Angry instead of happy. 387 00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:23,316 They're cute, you're deplorable. - Deplorable. 388 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,111 We're finishing each other's... 389 00:21:25,214 --> 00:21:27,907 - ...sentences. 390 00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:29,218 - Oh, I see it, too! 391 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,979 - Hold all your money. It'll only break your heart. 392 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,705 Then try and move into your guest room. 393 00:21:32,808 --> 00:21:34,983 - Okay, everyone have their bags? 394 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,985 Let's go do some healing. 395 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,435 - I saw it! - The flying thing! 396 00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:41,334 It's after me! - Call the President! 397 00:21:45,614 --> 00:21:47,996 - I can fly! - Come back! Come back! 398 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,172 - I got this. 399 00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:57,523 - Weirdoes. - Well, there goes my ride. 400 00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:59,352 - Fear not, unattractive human. 401 00:21:59,456 --> 00:22:02,251 I think we may have more in common than you think. 402 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:07,429 In fact, I think we're gonna be besties! 403 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:22,202 - Move it, twerps! Vicky's gotta get her beach on! 404 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:25,274 - Turner! 405 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,829 - Oh, hi, there, Mr. Ed Leadly, sir. 406 00:22:27,932 --> 00:22:30,383 - I'm looking forward to tonight's fire dancers. 407 00:22:30,487 --> 00:22:33,731 - Oh, me, too, Mr. Ed Leadly. When does it start? 408 00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,250 - I don't know. - Eh? 409 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,286 - Because you're in charge. - Huh? 410 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,633 - That's why I wrote you a check for a whole lotta money-- 411 00:22:38,736 --> 00:22:41,429 to hire fire dancers. - Oh! Uh... 412 00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:42,913 - You know, you confuse me. 413 00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:45,260 I have no idea what you even do at this company. 414 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,883 So I've given you a task to test your mettle, 415 00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:50,679 to see if you're Pencil Nexus material. 416 00:22:50,783 --> 00:22:53,302 In short, if you mess up the fire dance, 417 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,752 you're fired! - Oh! 418 00:22:54,856 --> 00:22:56,271 - You get that, right? - Uh... 419 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,963 - Did you bring the check? - Oh, the check, yes, I, uh... 420 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:01,172 I have it right here. Yes, I... 421 00:23:01,276 --> 00:23:04,659 I believe it's right here, Mr. Ed-- 422 00:23:06,695 --> 00:23:09,388 - Sand? Shells? What, are you kidding? 423 00:23:09,491 --> 00:23:11,804 Of course, he's kidding. 424 00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:13,668 We put the check in our hotel room safe. 425 00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:15,048 Right, honey? 426 00:23:15,152 --> 00:23:18,258 - Safe? Hotel? Right! 427 00:23:18,362 --> 00:23:19,984 We certainly didn't lose it. 428 00:23:20,088 --> 00:23:22,262 Only a foolish fool person would do that. 429 00:23:24,092 --> 00:23:27,267 - Well, I'll be right back, Mr. Ed Leadly, sir. 430 00:23:27,371 --> 00:23:29,200 - Who would have imagined 431 00:23:29,304 --> 00:23:30,270 that my tropical therapy session 432 00:23:30,374 --> 00:23:32,963 would lead to all my dreams coming true? 433 00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:37,243 Sitting on a tree branch. Teaming up with this anti-fairy. 434 00:23:37,346 --> 00:23:41,212 And plotting the destruction of Timmy Turner and his fairies. 435 00:23:41,316 --> 00:23:43,698 - Truly a partnership forged in hatred. 436 00:23:43,801 --> 00:23:45,182 Excuse my asking, new B.F.F., 437 00:23:45,285 --> 00:23:46,528 but are you sure this is the best way 438 00:23:46,632 --> 00:23:49,807 to initiate our evil plan? - Absolutely! 439 00:23:49,911 --> 00:23:51,084 From our perch 50 feet in the air, 440 00:23:51,188 --> 00:23:54,467 in this ancient acacia tree, we can see for miles. 441 00:23:54,571 --> 00:23:56,020 We'll easily spot Turner 442 00:23:56,124 --> 00:23:57,884 and this Abra-cadabrium that you speak of. 443 00:23:57,988 --> 00:24:00,818 - By ancient, could you mean rotten, old, and unstable? 444 00:24:00,922 --> 00:24:02,717 - Oh, why must you bring Mother into this? 445 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,719 - I'm talking about the tree. - What of it? 446 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,446 - Oh, I see. 447 00:24:15,108 --> 00:24:17,317 Ahhhh... 448 00:24:19,112 --> 00:24:20,804 Oh, hello? 449 00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:22,115 What have we here? 450 00:24:22,219 --> 00:24:26,948 - A cave--creepy, dark, foreboding and desolate. 451 00:24:27,051 --> 00:24:30,296 - Home sweet home. 452 00:24:33,955 --> 00:24:35,922 - It's awful! Terrible, I tell you! 453 00:24:36,026 --> 00:24:37,165 Out of the way, lead head! 454 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:38,925 - Oh! 455 00:24:41,618 --> 00:24:43,689 - Dear, that is not like you. 456 00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,553 At home, you only shove strangers to the ground 457 00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:47,278 when you're at the mall. 458 00:24:47,382 --> 00:24:49,522 - I know. But you don't understand. 459 00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:51,869 I have no idea what I did with that check. 460 00:24:51,973 --> 00:24:53,802 I've lost the money that I'm responsible for. 461 00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:56,667 I'm gonna ruin the luau, then I'll get fired. 462 00:24:56,771 --> 00:24:59,187 I'll have to throw myself into that volcano. 463 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:02,570 - Oh, now that is just crazy talk. 464 00:25:02,673 --> 00:25:04,572 Not until you give me the room key, our credit card, 465 00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:07,126 and the travelers checks before you jump. 466 00:25:08,368 --> 00:25:12,545 - Room service! 467 00:25:12,649 --> 00:25:15,272 - Not now, Timmy, we're-- 468 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:17,032 Timmy? 469 00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:19,207 - Hey, Dad. I got the sandwich you made for me. 470 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,243 As they say in Hawaii, mahalo. 471 00:25:21,347 --> 00:25:22,417 - Uh, gesundheit. 472 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,108 - What are you doing here, Timmy? 473 00:25:24,212 --> 00:25:25,524 Shouldn't you be working at your mystery job 474 00:25:25,627 --> 00:25:27,318 we know nothing about? 475 00:25:27,422 --> 00:25:28,527 - I brought my work with me. 476 00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:32,323 Oh, and, Dad, you wrapped my sandwich in this. 477 00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:34,084 - Huh? Oh, it's a check. 478 00:25:34,187 --> 00:25:35,568 The check! 479 00:25:35,672 --> 00:25:37,501 - Oh! - You found it! 480 00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:41,125 Oh, Timmy, now I don't have to throw myself into that volcano. 481 00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:44,473 - Oh, Timmy, you saved your Dad and the luau. 482 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,648 We have to go and hire some fire dancers. 483 00:25:46,752 --> 00:25:49,202 We'll hug you when we get back to Dimmsdale. 484 00:25:49,306 --> 00:25:51,239 - Yeah, we'll "pencil" you in. 485 00:25:52,689 --> 00:25:56,485 - Let's go, hon, let's go. 486 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,764 - Best parents ever. 487 00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:00,800 Now, let's go find Tootie. 488 00:26:18,715 --> 00:26:21,649 - Oh, wonderful! 489 00:26:21,752 --> 00:26:23,547 - You must be Tootie. 490 00:26:23,651 --> 00:26:25,169 - Yes, I crossed the entire Pacific Ocean 491 00:26:25,273 --> 00:26:27,171 as fast as I could. 492 00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:30,589 - Dr. Butterfartz has a lot of trust in you, young lady. 493 00:26:30,692 --> 00:26:33,177 In this suitcase may be 494 00:26:33,281 --> 00:26:35,973 the scientific discovery of a lifetime. 495 00:26:36,077 --> 00:26:39,252 - Oh, I hope so for the sake of spotted dolphins everywhere. 496 00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:45,120 - Finally, a cure for... 497 00:26:45,224 --> 00:26:47,226 Chapped lips? 498 00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:52,921 - Uh...Um... 499 00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:56,097 - You know, Tootie, if this is some sort of joke, 500 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,616 it's in very poor taste. 501 00:26:57,719 --> 00:26:59,652 - No, no, it's gotta be here somewhere. 502 00:26:59,756 --> 00:27:01,930 - She left it with me. - Oh. 503 00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:03,483 - Timmy! 504 00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:05,347 - That Tootie--always thinking safety first. 505 00:27:05,451 --> 00:27:06,797 She thought it'd be safer to leave the gas 506 00:27:06,901 --> 00:27:10,387 with a second party, so it wouldn't be... 507 00:27:10,490 --> 00:27:12,665 stolen by pirates. 508 00:27:12,769 --> 00:27:15,772 - That is the most... 509 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,844 brilliant thing that I have ever heard of. 510 00:27:18,947 --> 00:27:20,708 I will let Dr. Butterfartz know 511 00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:23,918 that you have succeeded in passing Butterfartz gas. 512 00:27:26,127 --> 00:27:29,682 - I would assume that he would want you 513 00:27:29,786 --> 00:27:32,996 on the first team tomorrow distributing the serum. 514 00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:35,654 - I would be honored. - Wonderful. 515 00:27:35,757 --> 00:27:37,345 I'll see you tomorrow morning. 516 00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:39,865 Until then, why don't you and your ne'er-do-well friend here 517 00:27:39,968 --> 00:27:43,213 relax and enjoy this beautiful island? 518 00:27:51,048 --> 00:27:53,292 - Oh! 519 00:27:53,395 --> 00:27:56,364 Oh, this place is as dark and empty as my tip jar 520 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:58,711 on Teacher Appreciation Night. 521 00:27:58,815 --> 00:28:00,023 Huh? 522 00:28:00,126 --> 00:28:01,472 Oh... 523 00:28:01,576 --> 00:28:02,922 Oh, look, graffiti. 524 00:28:03,026 --> 00:28:05,718 Isn't any surface safe from the spray cans of young hoodlums? 525 00:28:05,822 --> 00:28:07,651 - These are cave paintings, Crocker, 526 00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,308 thousands of years old, 527 00:28:09,411 --> 00:28:11,379 ancient tales that no human or anti-fairy 528 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,036 has ever laid eyes on. 529 00:28:13,139 --> 00:28:14,554 - Oh, of course. 530 00:28:14,658 --> 00:28:17,316 Um...what...what does that mean? 531 00:28:17,419 --> 00:28:18,697 - This cave is an anti-chamber 532 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,975 that can access the volcano's lava stream. 533 00:28:21,078 --> 00:28:22,286 - Mm-hm? 534 00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:24,806 - Eons ago, during something called the Aloha Moon, 535 00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:25,945 the moonlight would illuminate the way 536 00:28:26,049 --> 00:28:28,396 to bring molten lava into this chamber. 537 00:28:28,499 --> 00:28:29,811 The natives used the lava to melt the captured 538 00:28:29,915 --> 00:28:31,951 stone idols of their enemies... 539 00:28:32,055 --> 00:28:34,333 - ...which they believed destroyed their spirits. 540 00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:36,335 - Oh, destroyed spirits? Like my students. 541 00:28:36,438 --> 00:28:38,578 Ho, ho, wonderful! - Wait! 542 00:28:38,682 --> 00:28:41,650 Melted their stone idols! Do you know what this means? 543 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:43,342 - Yes, it means we're standing in a human cave 544 00:28:43,445 --> 00:28:45,413 that reeks of evil! - Oh! 545 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:47,001 - Throw in some bingo games and a mini-fridge 546 00:28:47,104 --> 00:28:48,243 and I think I found Mother's retirement home. 547 00:28:48,347 --> 00:28:49,417 Oh, mama! 548 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,557 - No, you idiot, the lava melts stone. 549 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:54,077 If it melts stone, it'll melt anything. 550 00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,595 The Abra-cadabrium is made of 551 00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:57,321 the strongest elements in the universe, 552 00:28:57,425 --> 00:28:59,392 nearly impervious to destruction. 553 00:28:59,496 --> 00:29:02,326 But, if we could figure out how to access this lava stream 554 00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:03,983 during tonight's Aloha Moon, 555 00:29:04,087 --> 00:29:06,779 we could use this chamber and its lava stream 556 00:29:06,883 --> 00:29:09,782 to destroy the Abra-cadabrium and wipe out Fairy World. 557 00:29:09,886 --> 00:29:12,095 But, first, we have to find it. 558 00:29:12,198 --> 00:29:14,580 - Oh, think we could also find a bathroom? 559 00:29:14,683 --> 00:29:17,272 That airline food went right through me. 560 00:29:17,376 --> 00:29:19,861 No, got it. 561 00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:30,078 - Timmy, you saved me. How can I ever thank you? 562 00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:31,321 - You can tell Timmy 563 00:29:31,424 --> 00:29:33,012 he'd better head back to Fairy World before-- 564 00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:34,669 - --before he wastes a single second 565 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,498 of our very brief Hawaiian visit. 566 00:29:36,602 --> 00:29:38,224 I just want to avoid Jorgen. - Jorgen, why? 567 00:29:38,328 --> 00:29:40,019 - Come on! - Huh? 568 00:29:50,961 --> 00:29:56,622 ♪ Can't seem to get my mind off of you ♪ 569 00:29:56,725 --> 00:30:02,870 ♪ Back here at home there's nothing to do ♪ 570 00:30:02,973 --> 00:30:05,700 ♪ Now that I'm away 571 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,083 ♪ I wish I'd stayed 572 00:30:09,186 --> 00:30:11,326 ♪ Tomorrow's a day of mine 573 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:15,158 ♪ That you won't be in 574 00:30:15,261 --> 00:30:16,573 ♪ Vacation 575 00:30:16,676 --> 00:30:18,264 ♪ All I ever wanted 576 00:30:18,368 --> 00:30:19,369 ♪ Vacation 577 00:30:19,472 --> 00:30:21,129 ♪ Had to get away 578 00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:22,234 ♪ Vacation 579 00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:25,202 ♪ Meant to be spent alone 580 00:30:25,306 --> 00:30:27,411 - Ooh, a shell! 581 00:30:27,515 --> 00:30:28,516 - ♪ Vacation 582 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,552 ♪ All I ever wanted 583 00:30:30,656 --> 00:30:32,002 ♪ Vacation 584 00:30:32,106 --> 00:30:33,348 ♪ Had to get away 585 00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:35,868 - Oh! 586 00:30:35,972 --> 00:30:37,559 - Oh! 587 00:30:46,810 --> 00:30:50,538 - That's him, all right, the pink-hatted lame-o. 588 00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:51,850 - Hm, Timmy Turner. 589 00:30:51,953 --> 00:30:53,644 I've waited years to make that insidious man-child 590 00:30:53,748 --> 00:30:55,750 pay for the pain that he's caused me. 591 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,303 - Good, then maybe you have some insight 592 00:30:57,407 --> 00:30:59,719 on how to get that bag out of his goody-goody clutches 593 00:30:59,823 --> 00:31:01,790 so we can destroy it in the lava cave. 594 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,344 - Hm, Timmy Turner's days of outsmarting I, 595 00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:06,588 Denzel Crocker, are coming to an end. 596 00:31:06,692 --> 00:31:09,350 You'll get your bag, my four-sided friend. 597 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:12,111 Leave that to me. 598 00:31:12,215 --> 00:31:13,492 - ♪ Vacation 599 00:31:13,595 --> 00:31:14,665 ♪ All I ever wanted 600 00:31:14,769 --> 00:31:16,944 ♪ Vacation 601 00:31:17,047 --> 00:31:18,462 ♪ Had to get away 602 00:31:18,566 --> 00:31:19,601 ♪ Vacation 603 00:31:19,705 --> 00:31:21,086 ♪ Meant to be spent alone 604 00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:24,537 The wiki-wiki sleeping beetle. 605 00:31:24,641 --> 00:31:25,918 One sting from this and Turner won't wake up 606 00:31:26,022 --> 00:31:28,024 until Fairy World's nothing but burnt mud, 607 00:31:28,127 --> 00:31:31,751 or April 19th, whatever comes first. 608 00:31:31,855 --> 00:31:33,615 - Three, two, one... 609 00:31:35,134 --> 00:31:37,412 Just inhaled bug. 610 00:31:37,516 --> 00:31:39,725 So sleepy... 611 00:31:39,828 --> 00:31:42,762 - Oh, that was our last bug. 612 00:31:45,558 --> 00:31:48,216 - Hey, Mitzie, the pool has a slide. 613 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,255 - I know. Hey, Vicky, mind if we go play in the pool? 614 00:31:52,358 --> 00:31:53,808 - Too much chlorine in the pool. 615 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,604 - You'll wrinkle. You're safer on the sand. 616 00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:58,295 - Can we go in the ocean? 617 00:31:58,399 --> 00:31:59,710 - Pets go to the bathroom in the ocean! 618 00:31:59,814 --> 00:32:01,298 You'll get rabies! 619 00:32:01,402 --> 00:32:02,437 Make a sandcastle. 620 00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,198 Play with the beach ball I bought you. 621 00:32:04,301 --> 00:32:07,822 - Actually, you found that in the garbage. 622 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,755 - And it has a hole in it. - Mm-hm. 623 00:32:09,858 --> 00:32:11,791 - A deflated ball is less dangerous. 624 00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:13,621 Now stop interrupting me, I'm talking! 625 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,105 - Oh... 626 00:32:15,209 --> 00:32:16,313 - Sorry about that. 627 00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:19,075 Now we can be alone and finally enjoy Hawaii-- 628 00:32:19,178 --> 00:32:21,077 just me, the beach, and you. 629 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:22,871 You're so pretty, pretty, pretty. 630 00:32:27,497 --> 00:32:31,811 - Maybe Vicky's right. Let's make a sandcastle. 631 00:32:37,507 --> 00:32:40,786 - Ah, bottle knockers. I love this game. 632 00:32:40,889 --> 00:32:45,515 I always win! 633 00:32:45,618 --> 00:32:47,586 - Hm, I'm not sure why, but you seem to be 634 00:32:47,689 --> 00:32:49,243 drawing unwanted attention to us. 635 00:32:49,346 --> 00:32:51,279 I think it's your unusual moustache. 636 00:32:51,383 --> 00:32:54,110 - Fine, fine, I'll change into your average, boring human 637 00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:57,527 and I'll blend right in. 638 00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:00,116 - Seriously? That's it? 639 00:33:00,219 --> 00:33:03,015 - What do you want, Fonzie? Gimme a break. 640 00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:04,465 I'm low on my powers. 641 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:16,339 - Lunch! 642 00:33:16,442 --> 00:33:17,857 - Oh. 643 00:33:40,915 --> 00:33:44,608 - Unh! - Ow! 644 00:33:58,484 --> 00:33:59,416 - Hello, little girl. 645 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,108 Goodbye, little girl. 646 00:34:07,735 --> 00:34:08,770 - I have to admit, Crocker, 647 00:34:08,874 --> 00:34:10,634 I thought the typical pit in the sand trap 648 00:34:10,738 --> 00:34:11,946 was pretty pedestrian 649 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,500 until I saw you wrangle that Siberian tiger in there. 650 00:34:14,604 --> 00:34:16,054 - Well, any cat will do what you want it to, 651 00:34:16,157 --> 00:34:19,229 if you rub it the right way. 652 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,687 - Hey, what the... 653 00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:31,655 No, you fall through the... 654 00:34:31,759 --> 00:34:34,589 Hm... 655 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:40,802 - Yes. 656 00:34:40,906 --> 00:34:41,941 Chuck it. 657 00:34:42,045 --> 00:34:44,461 Yikes. Yikes. Yikes! 658 00:34:44,565 --> 00:34:47,775 - Incompetent boob. 659 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:48,879 - What a tiger! 660 00:34:48,983 --> 00:34:51,019 You work a different area of the body. 661 00:34:53,608 --> 00:34:55,714 - All right, twerps, it's 4:00 p.m. 662 00:34:55,817 --> 00:34:56,853 Bedtime for you kids, 663 00:34:56,956 --> 00:34:58,751 while Nanny Vicky hits the gift shop 664 00:34:58,855 --> 00:35:02,548 and then the disco. 665 00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:05,793 Hey, brats, I said it's time to go. 666 00:35:32,889 --> 00:35:34,546 - Yeah! 667 00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:39,482 - Wahoo! 668 00:35:41,553 --> 00:35:43,382 - Wa-ha! 669 00:35:44,694 --> 00:35:46,661 - Hawaii is so fun. 670 00:35:46,765 --> 00:35:48,215 The thought of going back to my boring job at Fairy World 671 00:35:48,318 --> 00:35:51,252 makes my head hurt. 672 00:35:51,356 --> 00:35:52,771 - And so did that. 673 00:35:56,637 --> 00:35:58,742 - We are so sorry. 674 00:35:58,846 --> 00:36:01,089 Marty, I told you not to do anything 675 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:02,953 to draw attention to us. 676 00:36:03,057 --> 00:36:05,128 - Oh, sure, blame the guy who did it. 677 00:36:05,232 --> 00:36:09,270 Sorry, mister. - Aw, that's all right. 678 00:36:09,374 --> 00:36:11,410 I'm Timmy and this is Tootie. 679 00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:14,793 - I'm Mitzie. The guy who hit you in the head is Marty. 680 00:36:14,896 --> 00:36:17,520 - Oh, and that's what drew attention to you. 681 00:36:17,623 --> 00:36:19,729 What are you guys, a couple of fugitives? 682 00:36:19,832 --> 00:36:21,317 - Not exactly. 683 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:25,493 - Let's just say we have to have fun as fast as we can. 684 00:36:25,597 --> 00:36:27,978 - As fast as you can? - Yeah. 685 00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:29,601 We have an evil babysitter. 686 00:36:29,704 --> 00:36:32,017 She's wrecking our Hawaiian vacation. 687 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,846 We have to have fun before she finds us. 688 00:36:33,950 --> 00:36:35,469 - Huh, that's weird. 689 00:36:35,572 --> 00:36:38,023 I used to have an evil babysitter when I was small. 690 00:36:38,126 --> 00:36:40,370 Her name was-- 691 00:36:40,474 --> 00:36:44,374 - Vicky?! - Oh, no. 692 00:36:44,478 --> 00:36:46,031 - Timmy Turner! 693 00:36:46,134 --> 00:36:48,654 I should have known you'd be behind their escape! 694 00:36:48,758 --> 00:36:50,035 - Escape? 695 00:36:50,138 --> 00:36:51,968 - Oh, don't play smug with me, twerp. 696 00:36:52,071 --> 00:36:54,557 I'm their nanny. It's my summer job. 697 00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:57,111 I'm in charge and there's nothing these little brats 698 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,873 or the likes of Timmy Turner can do about it! 699 00:37:00,977 --> 00:37:02,944 - We just wanted to have fun. 700 00:37:03,048 --> 00:37:04,498 - You will do what I say and like it. 701 00:37:04,601 --> 00:37:07,294 And you stay away from my kids, if you know what's good for you! 702 00:37:07,397 --> 00:37:10,228 - Oh... - Come here! 703 00:37:10,331 --> 00:37:11,643 - Don't! 704 00:37:11,746 --> 00:37:14,024 - Only Vicky could ruin Hawaii. 705 00:37:14,128 --> 00:37:16,061 I wish I could make those kids happy. 706 00:37:16,164 --> 00:37:19,892 - Done! 707 00:37:23,862 --> 00:37:26,071 - Yeah! 708 00:37:26,174 --> 00:37:28,453 - Who eats cake on the beach?! 709 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:34,838 Turner! 710 00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:37,255 - Any more ideas, genius? 711 00:37:37,358 --> 00:37:38,842 We need that Abra-cadabrium. 712 00:37:38,946 --> 00:37:41,742 - Oh, I have no shortage of devious plans, my blue friend. 713 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:44,676 I am, after all, a public school teacher. 714 00:37:44,779 --> 00:37:46,194 - Oh... 715 00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:47,989 - Greetings, lowly island-dwellers. 716 00:37:48,093 --> 00:37:53,063 Are you the people who do the fire dances for the luaus? 717 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:55,445 - Oh, yes, of course. 718 00:37:55,549 --> 00:37:59,449 We do the luaus with the hula and the waka-waka 719 00:37:59,553 --> 00:38:01,934 and the...pineapples. 720 00:38:02,038 --> 00:38:03,591 - Perfect! 721 00:38:03,695 --> 00:38:05,248 - Here's a sandwich-stained check for a whole lotta money. 722 00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:07,802 I need the best fire dance Hawaii's got 723 00:38:07,906 --> 00:38:11,910 tonight, for the Pencil Nexus convention--say, sevenish? 724 00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:13,532 - His entire career is at stake. 725 00:38:15,016 --> 00:38:16,570 - Oh, that's right. My life could be ruined. 726 00:38:16,673 --> 00:38:17,881 So make it great! 727 00:38:17,985 --> 00:38:20,090 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, we will. 728 00:38:20,194 --> 00:38:21,713 - See, honey, I told you 729 00:38:21,816 --> 00:38:24,129 these typical Hawaiians were trustworthy. 730 00:38:24,232 --> 00:38:26,062 - You certainly have a good eye for people. 731 00:38:26,165 --> 00:38:27,788 - Yeah, you're right. 732 00:38:27,891 --> 00:38:29,928 - Okay, well, we'll see you at 7:00 733 00:38:30,031 --> 00:38:32,448 with some fire and the...dancing. 734 00:38:32,551 --> 00:38:35,313 You're good, good, go. - Yeah, mahalo. 735 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:38,419 - Idiots. - Yes, doink. 736 00:38:38,523 --> 00:38:40,387 But they've given me an idea. 737 00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:43,735 If we actually did look more like "typical Hawaiians," 738 00:38:43,838 --> 00:38:46,669 we could blend in and move about more stealthily. 739 00:38:46,772 --> 00:38:49,465 - You mean cheap disguises? - That would work, too. 740 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,851 - You realize there are no monkeys in Hawaii. 741 00:38:56,955 --> 00:38:59,095 - Silence. Nobody would believe that. 742 00:39:00,855 --> 00:39:05,722 Follow me. 743 00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:10,209 Oh, aloha, random people I've never seen or met before. 744 00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:11,832 A beautiful day out, isn't it? 745 00:39:11,935 --> 00:39:13,834 - Yeah, it sure is. - Whatever. 746 00:39:13,937 --> 00:39:15,698 Sorry to bother you, but my native Hawaiian name 747 00:39:15,801 --> 00:39:16,975 is Hunkalotapoopoo. 748 00:39:17,078 --> 00:39:19,253 And this beach is where I and my pet, uh, 749 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:22,946 Hawaiian monkey, Jeep-Jeep-- - Jeep-Jeep? Are you kidding? 750 00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:25,846 - --practice our ceremonial puke-puke dance every year. 751 00:39:25,949 --> 00:39:27,710 Do you mind if we break it down right here 752 00:39:27,813 --> 00:39:29,539 in front of you and your possessions? 753 00:39:29,643 --> 00:39:32,473 - Not at all. I've never seen a Hawaiian dance before. 754 00:39:32,577 --> 00:39:35,165 - Well, as they say in Hawaii... 755 00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:36,753 let's get funky. 756 00:39:36,857 --> 00:39:38,721 ♪ Everybody dance now - Hm? 757 00:39:49,594 --> 00:39:51,492 ♪ Everybody dance now 758 00:39:57,947 --> 00:40:01,399 ♪ Everybody dance now 759 00:40:01,502 --> 00:40:04,574 - I love monkeys as much as the next gal, 760 00:40:04,678 --> 00:40:07,405 but that animal doesn't look well. 761 00:40:07,508 --> 00:40:09,337 - I was thinking the same thing. 762 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,274 ♪ Everybody dance now 763 00:40:16,931 --> 00:40:20,176 Done. 764 00:40:22,247 --> 00:40:24,111 Your clapping has scared away my Jeep-Jeep. 765 00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:27,459 Go get him! 766 00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:43,579 I snatched it right out from under Turner's smug little nose. 767 00:40:43,682 --> 00:40:45,270 - Well done, new partner. 768 00:40:45,373 --> 00:40:46,720 It'll almost be a shame to destroy you 769 00:40:46,823 --> 00:40:49,170 after our mission is complete. 770 00:40:49,274 --> 00:40:51,207 But, for now, we must get back to the volcano 771 00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:53,589 before the Aloha Moon rises. - Oh, indeed. 772 00:40:53,692 --> 00:40:55,729 We'll move as stealthily as cats. Meow! 773 00:41:02,770 --> 00:41:04,772 - Watch out, you ankle-biters. 774 00:41:04,876 --> 00:41:07,810 - Sorry, mister. 775 00:41:07,913 --> 00:41:10,398 - You saw nothing. 776 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,331 Be gone, two urchins. 777 00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:18,786 - Jeep-Jeep? Here, boy. - Jeep-Jeep, where are you? 778 00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:24,827 Wait a minute. - Huh? 779 00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:27,036 I didn't think there were monkeys in Hawaii. 780 00:41:43,673 --> 00:41:45,433 - Hold it right there, Turner! 781 00:41:47,643 --> 00:41:49,783 Oh, boy. 782 00:41:49,886 --> 00:41:52,682 - Tell me, Turner, what are you doing in Hawaii? 783 00:41:52,786 --> 00:41:56,099 - Uh, working, of course. I brought my work with me. 784 00:41:56,203 --> 00:41:57,687 - What do you mean you brought your work with you? 785 00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,793 You're supposed to be guarding the Abra-cadabrium. 786 00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:01,760 - Yeah, I have it with me. But don't worry. 787 00:42:01,864 --> 00:42:04,211 It's perfectly safe. - You brought it here? 788 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:06,524 - For a very short time. Relax. 789 00:42:06,627 --> 00:42:08,180 I switched the Big Wand to auxiliary power 790 00:42:08,284 --> 00:42:09,699 and we were only gonna be gone for a little while. 791 00:42:09,803 --> 00:42:11,011 - A little while? 792 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:12,771 Don't you know the Abra-cadabrium's 793 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:15,256 auxiliary power can only support the Big One's magic 794 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,189 for 12 hours! - Calm down. 795 00:42:17,293 --> 00:42:19,951 I had a bit of an emergency, but everything's all better. 796 00:42:20,054 --> 00:42:21,677 I'll be back in Fairy World before anyone even realizes 797 00:42:21,780 --> 00:42:23,955 the Abra-cadabrium's-- 798 00:42:24,058 --> 00:42:28,718 Huh? Gone? - Please tell me "gone" 799 00:42:28,822 --> 00:42:31,859 is a Hawaiian term meaning it's right there. 800 00:42:31,963 --> 00:42:34,379 - Guys, where's my bag? 801 00:42:34,482 --> 00:42:37,520 Uh, the one I was paying very close attention to. 802 00:42:37,624 --> 00:42:40,143 - Oh, right, the last time I saw it, 803 00:42:40,247 --> 00:42:41,800 you had your back to it and were watching 804 00:42:41,904 --> 00:42:44,734 a crazy guy dance with a monkey. 805 00:42:44,838 --> 00:42:47,634 - You lost the source of all magic in the universe?! 806 00:42:47,737 --> 00:42:50,533 - Uh, it was right there. 807 00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:52,535 - This is the worst thing that's ever happened-- 808 00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:55,193 the end of Fairy World as we know it. 809 00:42:55,296 --> 00:42:58,886 I'm getting so...mad! 810 00:43:03,546 --> 00:43:06,687 - Oh, wow! 811 00:43:06,791 --> 00:43:10,829 Oh, Thomas, look at the tanning on those biceps. 812 00:43:10,933 --> 00:43:12,141 Spectacular! 813 00:43:12,244 --> 00:43:15,454 The radiant cranberry hue gives way to a fuchsia flash. 814 00:43:15,558 --> 00:43:17,422 I don't think there's any question here. 815 00:43:17,525 --> 00:43:20,667 Jorgen wins! 816 00:43:20,770 --> 00:43:23,704 Third place, Mr. Bronze Bicep. 817 00:43:26,569 --> 00:43:28,329 - Turner, find the you-know-what before 818 00:43:28,433 --> 00:43:29,883 all of Fairy World implodes. 819 00:43:29,986 --> 00:43:34,059 I'd help, but I have to do some publicity. 820 00:43:34,163 --> 00:43:37,545 - We'll split up and scour the entire island, if we have to. 821 00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:39,962 We have to find that bag. - Okay. 822 00:43:43,793 --> 00:43:45,174 - Oh. 823 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,181 - Tootie! - Hiding again? 824 00:43:52,284 --> 00:43:55,805 - Yep. Hey, what's up with you? 825 00:43:55,909 --> 00:43:58,532 You look as haunted and stressed as we are. 826 00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,397 - Well, Timmy lost something really, really important-- 827 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,019 a gym bag. 828 00:44:03,123 --> 00:44:06,747 It has something very valuable inside. 829 00:44:06,851 --> 00:44:08,611 Someone stole it. 830 00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:11,821 - Did this bag have a wand on it? 831 00:44:11,925 --> 00:44:13,858 - You've seen it? 832 00:44:13,961 --> 00:44:15,653 - Uh-oh. 833 00:44:15,756 --> 00:44:20,347 - Cosmo, we have to look for Timmy's Abra-cadabrium bag. 834 00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:22,694 Why'd you pouf us into his parents' hotel room? 835 00:44:22,798 --> 00:44:24,869 - Deductive reasoning, Wanda. 836 00:44:24,972 --> 00:44:27,181 As a master detective, I deduced that 837 00:44:27,285 --> 00:44:30,495 since the bag was with Timmy, and Timmy's not too bright-- 838 00:44:30,598 --> 00:44:32,566 - Said the pot to the kettle. 839 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,154 - --that Timmy might have left the beach bag 840 00:44:34,257 --> 00:44:35,776 in his parents' hotel room. 841 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,571 - Wow, that's the most sense you've made 842 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,194 since you gave up porcupine juggling. 843 00:44:40,298 --> 00:44:42,576 - Thanks, but there's also a fully-stocked mini-fridge 844 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,061 in here and I'm starved! 845 00:44:45,165 --> 00:44:48,375 Let's see, pineapple chips, cocoanut cola... 846 00:44:48,478 --> 00:44:51,481 Ah, here we go! Macadamia nuts. 847 00:44:51,585 --> 00:44:56,486 - Cosmo, put that down! Hotel food is expensive. 848 00:44:56,590 --> 00:44:58,661 Hey, someone closed the door! 849 00:44:58,765 --> 00:45:00,767 - Don't get your twirly hair in a twist. 850 00:45:00,870 --> 00:45:03,390 Plus, it already is in a twist--weird. 851 00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:04,632 Anyway, I got this. 852 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:06,911 - Oh, no, our wands are losing power. 853 00:45:07,014 --> 00:45:08,360 Ohhhh! 854 00:45:14,850 --> 00:45:17,784 - Hey! 855 00:45:17,887 --> 00:45:19,233 What? 856 00:45:19,337 --> 00:45:22,374 What are you doing? 857 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:26,033 - Sorry, we handed those guys Timmy's bag. 858 00:45:26,137 --> 00:45:27,690 We didn't know it was stolen. 859 00:45:27,794 --> 00:45:29,209 - It's not your fault. 860 00:45:29,312 --> 00:45:31,521 But we're running out of time. We've gotta find that bag. 861 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,040 - We'll help you. 862 00:45:33,144 --> 00:45:35,146 Marty, you dabble in the stock market. 863 00:45:35,249 --> 00:45:38,287 If you're moving a large sum of ill-gotten valuables, 864 00:45:38,390 --> 00:45:40,116 and you've gotta unload 'em fast, 865 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,187 where is the first place you'd go? 866 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:45,570 - Follow me. - Okay. 867 00:45:45,673 --> 00:45:49,643 Let me do the talking. 868 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,611 The last thing we need is for you to reveal our plans. 869 00:45:52,715 --> 00:45:55,304 Ahem, excuse me, my good man. 870 00:45:55,407 --> 00:45:57,030 My companion and I are about to destroy 871 00:45:57,133 --> 00:45:58,756 every fairy in the universe 872 00:45:58,859 --> 00:46:00,999 and we require transportation to your volcano. 873 00:46:01,103 --> 00:46:02,690 - Smooth. 874 00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:06,039 - If I were you, I'd rent the most expensive one. 875 00:46:06,142 --> 00:46:08,455 - Oh, now see here. What do you take us for? 876 00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:11,216 A pair of idiots? 877 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,736 - I'll throw in some spinny hats. 878 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:18,051 - Oooh. Spinny hats! 879 00:46:18,154 --> 00:46:21,779 - I call shotgun. - Goodness! Here. 880 00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,507 - Help, let us out! 881 00:46:26,611 --> 00:46:27,957 We're trapped! 882 00:46:28,061 --> 00:46:29,959 - Wanda, want a macadamia nut? 883 00:46:30,063 --> 00:46:33,929 - No, you m-m-moron. They're $12 a bag! 884 00:46:34,032 --> 00:46:37,484 - Help, we're trapped in here with food we can't afford! 885 00:46:43,662 --> 00:46:46,562 - That's them! - They're getting away! 886 00:46:46,665 --> 00:46:49,047 - Follow me. 887 00:46:56,883 --> 00:46:59,368 - We've lost them. - They won't get away. 888 00:46:59,471 --> 00:47:02,095 My G.P.S. shows three possible paths-- 889 00:47:02,198 --> 00:47:05,132 the Honolulu police station, the hotel gym, 890 00:47:05,236 --> 00:47:06,547 and the volcano. 891 00:47:06,651 --> 00:47:08,549 - Okay, well, you guys know what they look like. 892 00:47:08,653 --> 00:47:09,999 Where do you think they'd be, Mitzie? 893 00:47:10,103 --> 00:47:13,520 - Well, they're criminals, so the police station is out. 894 00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:16,419 Clearly, they've never seen the inside of a gym, so... 895 00:47:16,523 --> 00:47:17,835 - Volcano! 896 00:47:17,938 --> 00:47:19,077 - Hang a right! - Okay. 897 00:47:19,181 --> 00:47:20,734 - Whoa! 898 00:47:30,813 --> 00:47:33,851 - Huh? 899 00:47:40,064 --> 00:47:41,582 - Huh? 900 00:47:41,686 --> 00:47:43,274 - Where are those little brats? 901 00:47:43,377 --> 00:47:46,242 Ahhh! 902 00:47:51,972 --> 00:47:53,940 - Wait a minute. I have fairies. 903 00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:57,736 Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! 904 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,118 Huh, they're not answering. 905 00:48:00,222 --> 00:48:01,706 Where could they be? 906 00:48:05,606 --> 00:48:07,574 M-m-m-macadamia nuts? 907 00:48:07,677 --> 00:48:09,748 Rodents! 908 00:48:09,852 --> 00:48:13,373 - I'm so weak. - It's in my eyes. 909 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,550 - Pipe down, you nincompoop. 910 00:48:18,654 --> 00:48:20,311 Hey, you've got a tail. 911 00:48:20,414 --> 00:48:22,554 - But Mother said she had that removed when I was a boy. 912 00:48:22,658 --> 00:48:24,936 Why I... - No, you idiot. 913 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,145 Someone's following us. 914 00:48:27,249 --> 00:48:29,561 - There they are! - We've almost got 'em! 915 00:48:29,665 --> 00:48:31,839 - Yeah! You know what, Tootie? 916 00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:34,428 This is the most fun we've had this whole trip. 917 00:48:34,532 --> 00:48:37,915 - Wahoo! 918 00:48:38,018 --> 00:48:41,090 - Egad, howling banshees. Let me hit the gas. 919 00:48:41,194 --> 00:48:42,402 Full speed ahead! 920 00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:48,339 Oh, I can feel the wind on my hump. 921 00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:50,306 It's exhilarating. 922 00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:53,447 Oh, look. - The Aloha Moon is rising. 923 00:48:53,551 --> 00:48:55,863 We must hurry! 924 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:57,382 - I said pipe down. Faster! 925 00:48:57,486 --> 00:48:58,763 You're doing great, Tootie! 926 00:49:01,662 --> 00:49:04,700 - The Aloha Moon! 927 00:49:06,391 --> 00:49:09,291 - I think we lost them! 928 00:49:09,394 --> 00:49:14,952 - My wings are frozen. I can barely fly. 929 00:49:15,055 --> 00:49:17,402 - Bug spray and ice-- not helpful. 930 00:49:17,506 --> 00:49:20,198 Must make it to windowsill. 931 00:49:24,892 --> 00:49:27,792 - What happened to you guys? 932 00:49:27,895 --> 00:49:29,587 - Trapped in a mini-fridge. 933 00:49:29,690 --> 00:49:32,107 - Again. - I hate when that happens. 934 00:49:32,210 --> 00:49:34,212 But why didn't you just use magic to escape? 935 00:49:34,316 --> 00:49:37,181 - We tried, Timmy. Our magic is weakening. 936 00:49:37,284 --> 00:49:39,114 We can barely hover. 937 00:49:39,217 --> 00:49:42,289 Something is terribly wrong in Fairy World. 938 00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:53,438 - What's happening to us, Timmy? 939 00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:55,993 I'm so weak. 940 00:49:56,096 --> 00:49:58,133 - Oh, this is all my fault. 941 00:49:58,236 --> 00:49:59,755 We have to find the Abra-cadabrium. 942 00:49:59,858 --> 00:50:02,620 Come on, I'll carry you. 943 00:50:09,696 --> 00:50:13,044 - See? Look, honey, I'm hula'ing. 944 00:50:13,148 --> 00:50:15,081 - Ho, ho, ho, and I'm limbo'ing. 945 00:50:15,184 --> 00:50:17,117 Oh, I've never felt so alive! 946 00:50:17,221 --> 00:50:19,775 - Oh, my back! 947 00:50:19,878 --> 00:50:22,433 I've never felt so much pain! 948 00:50:22,536 --> 00:50:24,918 - Oh, honey, here, here. 949 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,920 - Aloha, Turner. - Huh? 950 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,681 - I'm looking forward to the big luau finale. 951 00:50:29,785 --> 00:50:31,821 The fire dance. Are you ready? 952 00:50:31,925 --> 00:50:35,411 - Oh, yes, I have my most trusted man on it, sir. 953 00:50:35,515 --> 00:50:37,551 - And who would that be? 954 00:50:37,655 --> 00:50:41,245 - Uh...Uh... 955 00:50:41,348 --> 00:50:45,249 - It's like taking Abra-cadabrium away from a baby. 956 00:50:45,352 --> 00:50:48,321 - And here comes the Aloha Moon! 957 00:51:02,162 --> 00:51:08,927 - Punch this and so it begins. Yes! 958 00:51:09,031 --> 00:51:12,379 Punch again! 959 00:51:12,483 --> 00:51:14,968 The plan is working. 960 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:18,558 Punch again and the third one's the charm. 961 00:51:23,632 --> 00:51:25,323 - Aha, we did it! 962 00:51:25,427 --> 00:51:27,014 Here comes hot lava. 963 00:51:27,118 --> 00:51:30,017 Hot, scary, deadly-- just like me. 964 00:51:30,121 --> 00:51:32,261 - Well, you're kinda cute. I wouldn't say hot. 965 00:51:32,365 --> 00:51:33,642 - Silence! 966 00:51:33,745 --> 00:51:34,919 Since I can't touch the Abra-cadabrium, 967 00:51:35,022 --> 00:51:36,748 you'll have to do the honors. 968 00:51:36,852 --> 00:51:39,958 - Me? Oh, I... feel so special. 969 00:51:53,972 --> 00:51:56,803 - You're not worried, honey? 970 00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:59,357 You think those nice Hawaiian men are gonna come through? 971 00:51:59,461 --> 00:52:01,842 - Oh, have a little faith, sweet nugget. 972 00:52:01,946 --> 00:52:03,396 Everyone trusts Hawaiians. 973 00:52:03,499 --> 00:52:05,294 They're like human koala bears with grass skirts. 974 00:52:10,851 --> 00:52:12,336 - They must be in there. 975 00:52:15,891 --> 00:52:17,513 - Okay, I can't thank you two enough, 976 00:52:17,617 --> 00:52:19,170 but I don't know what I'm gonna find in there. 977 00:52:19,274 --> 00:52:20,965 So you take this cart back to the hotel 978 00:52:21,068 --> 00:52:22,760 as quickly as you can, and if you see Timmy, 979 00:52:22,863 --> 00:52:24,589 tell him where I am. - No way. 980 00:52:24,693 --> 00:52:26,073 We're a team. - Yeah. 981 00:52:26,177 --> 00:52:29,007 What do you take us for? A couple of helpless creatures? 982 00:52:29,111 --> 00:52:31,872 Look, you may need help. We got your back, Tootie. 983 00:52:31,976 --> 00:52:33,805 - No, no, no, I think it's better if I just-- 984 00:52:33,909 --> 00:52:35,186 Oh, okay. 985 00:52:35,290 --> 00:52:37,154 - I've always wanted to go inside a scary cave. 986 00:52:40,605 --> 00:52:42,711 Throw it! Throw it! Before it's too late! 987 00:52:42,814 --> 00:52:45,921 - Are you sure we should do this? 988 00:52:46,024 --> 00:52:47,750 Ooh, wouldn't you rather get some sweet rolls 989 00:52:47,854 --> 00:52:49,787 and write awful keen letters to hospital patients? 990 00:52:49,890 --> 00:52:50,926 - Silence! 991 00:52:51,029 --> 00:52:52,652 You'll do this because I told you to. 992 00:52:52,755 --> 00:52:54,309 And, after that, I'll destroy you 993 00:52:54,412 --> 00:52:55,931 since you'll be of no more use to me. 994 00:52:56,034 --> 00:52:57,933 I love saying everything I'm thinking out loud. 995 00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:03,352 - I can't do it. 996 00:53:03,456 --> 00:53:05,906 My heart's growing larger. 997 00:53:06,010 --> 00:53:09,255 - Crocker, you fool! 998 00:53:09,358 --> 00:53:11,429 You're letting the goodness overtake you. 999 00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:12,741 Throw it, Crocker! Throw it! 1000 00:53:12,844 --> 00:53:14,846 - Mr. Crocker? Is that you? 1001 00:53:14,950 --> 00:53:19,472 - Uh, no, it's... me, Jim Dunkelwapit. 1002 00:53:19,575 --> 00:53:20,680 - Huh? 1003 00:53:20,783 --> 00:53:24,235 - Oh, it's me. But it's the good me. 1004 00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:26,375 - Do it, you fool! Destroy it! 1005 00:53:26,479 --> 00:53:28,860 - No. No, I won't destroy this magical substance 1006 00:53:28,964 --> 00:53:30,759 for you or for anyone else. 1007 00:53:30,862 --> 00:53:33,313 I was wrong to want to destroy every fairy in the universe. 1008 00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:35,729 I only hope that some day, they can forgive me. 1009 00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,662 - Fool! 1010 00:53:37,766 --> 00:53:39,388 - You did the right thing, Mr. Crocker. 1011 00:53:39,492 --> 00:53:42,529 - Wow, that's very moving-- an ultimate punch! 1012 00:53:48,742 --> 00:53:51,366 The lava's rising nicely and your perch is crumbling. 1013 00:53:51,469 --> 00:53:52,781 Now to watch you goody-goodies 1014 00:53:52,884 --> 00:53:55,715 and the Abra-cadabrium be destroyed! 1015 00:53:55,818 --> 00:53:58,994 - Hold it, Foop! - Timmy! 1016 00:53:59,097 --> 00:54:01,203 - Well, well, if it isn't Timmy Turner. 1017 00:54:01,307 --> 00:54:03,032 I guess you could say goodbye to your fairies 1018 00:54:03,136 --> 00:54:05,897 and Fairy World once and for all. 1019 00:54:06,001 --> 00:54:08,175 - Look, this is all my fault. 1020 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:09,487 Maybe we can work something out. 1021 00:54:09,591 --> 00:54:10,902 - Work something out? 1022 00:54:11,006 --> 00:54:13,284 What have you got that I would ever want? 1023 00:54:13,388 --> 00:54:15,528 - Well, I... I have lip stuff. 1024 00:54:15,631 --> 00:54:16,839 I'll trade it for the Abra-cadabrium 1025 00:54:16,943 --> 00:54:18,255 and my friends' lives. 1026 00:54:18,358 --> 00:54:19,704 - Seriously? 1027 00:54:19,808 --> 00:54:22,086 Well, I could use some waxy goodness on my kisser. 1028 00:54:22,189 --> 00:54:25,538 Cherry-flavored or regular? - Uh...regular? 1029 00:54:25,641 --> 00:54:27,712 - Ah, your friends are doomed! 1030 00:54:27,816 --> 00:54:30,163 - I'm surprised the negotiation even got that far. 1031 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:33,615 - Don't worry, Timmy, we've got this. 1032 00:54:33,718 --> 00:54:36,790 Actually, we don't got this! 1033 00:54:36,894 --> 00:54:40,277 - No power. - Ahhh... 1034 00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:43,487 Okay, we're doomed. Strength gone. 1035 00:54:43,590 --> 00:54:46,731 - You had strength? - Pathetic! 1036 00:54:46,835 --> 00:54:50,597 But what more would one expect from fairies or Turner? 1037 00:54:50,701 --> 00:54:54,498 - Timmy, an anti-fairy can't touch the Abra-cadabrium. 1038 00:54:54,601 --> 00:54:57,052 But if he knocks it in the lava, he'll destroy us all. 1039 00:54:57,155 --> 00:54:59,917 - Ooh, that makes it even more fun. 1040 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:02,264 Who's up for a nice game of bottle knocker? 1041 00:55:24,838 --> 00:55:26,426 - This time, you're too late, Turner. 1042 00:55:26,530 --> 00:55:28,739 I smell a strike. - Hold it! 1043 00:55:28,842 --> 00:55:30,499 - Huh? - Hey, twerp. 1044 00:55:30,603 --> 00:55:33,295 I followed you here out of pure revenge. 1045 00:55:33,399 --> 00:55:37,057 How about a slice of hot payback pepperoni? 1046 00:55:38,887 --> 00:55:41,545 - Seriously?! 1047 00:55:41,648 --> 00:55:44,755 Well, how about some hot knuckle pie? 1048 00:55:49,553 --> 00:55:52,349 - Help, Timmy! 1049 00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:58,700 - What about me? 1050 00:56:02,669 --> 00:56:05,292 - Uh, Timmy? What about us? 1051 00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:09,676 - I'd never forget about my best friends. 1052 00:56:13,335 --> 00:56:16,718 - Yes! You did it, Timmy! 1053 00:56:16,821 --> 00:56:18,651 - Oh, well, that was easy. 1054 00:56:18,754 --> 00:56:20,894 - Thanks, Timmy. 1055 00:56:20,998 --> 00:56:22,862 - Up top, anyone? Nothing. 1056 00:56:22,965 --> 00:56:26,141 - Not so fast, fairy lovers. - Huh? 1057 00:56:26,244 --> 00:56:28,971 - Excuse me, I thought you couldn't touch that. 1058 00:56:29,075 --> 00:56:30,732 - Because it will destroy me? 1059 00:56:30,835 --> 00:56:32,216 But it's worth it. 1060 00:56:32,319 --> 00:56:35,530 A small sacrifice, if it means the destruction of all of you! 1061 00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:37,290 - Oh, no, you don't! 1062 00:56:41,156 --> 00:56:44,642 - It's mine! No! Noooo! 1063 00:56:50,510 --> 00:56:55,170 - No, Timmy! - Timmy! 1064 00:56:57,724 --> 00:56:59,623 - No! - He's gone. 1065 00:56:59,726 --> 00:57:01,176 - Again! 1066 00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:03,489 - Oh, I'm so sad... 1067 00:57:03,592 --> 00:57:05,318 like I've lost a good friend that I... 1068 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:10,116 wanted to destroy. - Huh? 1069 00:57:15,017 --> 00:57:17,503 - What is it? - Is it an alien? 1070 00:57:17,606 --> 00:57:21,058 - Is it a ghost? - Mother? 1071 00:57:24,682 --> 00:57:25,959 - Yahoo! 1072 00:57:30,136 --> 00:57:31,827 - Timmy? 1073 00:57:31,931 --> 00:57:34,071 - Whoa, how'd I do that? 1074 00:57:34,174 --> 00:57:35,762 - Timmy, what happened to you? 1075 00:57:35,866 --> 00:57:37,039 - I know what happened. 1076 00:57:37,143 --> 00:57:39,317 When you fell into the lava with the Abra-cadabrium, 1077 00:57:39,421 --> 00:57:42,217 the heat must have made you absorb some of its power. 1078 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,082 Now you've got magical abilities of your own. 1079 00:57:45,185 --> 00:57:47,394 - Do you realize what this means? 1080 00:57:47,498 --> 00:57:49,707 - It means I'm just like you guys! 1081 00:57:49,811 --> 00:57:51,260 This is awesome! 1082 00:57:51,364 --> 00:57:54,712 - Oh, that's what it means. I was way off. 1083 00:57:54,816 --> 00:57:58,267 - Hey, cutie, how'd you like your own personal magic fairy? 1084 00:57:58,371 --> 00:57:59,959 Really? 1085 00:58:00,062 --> 00:58:01,650 Well, only if we can use your new fairy powers 1086 00:58:01,754 --> 00:58:02,962 to help helpless creatures. 1087 00:58:03,065 --> 00:58:05,861 - You bet! - Then I'm in. 1088 00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:12,316 - Tootie, we thought you guys were cool before. 1089 00:58:12,419 --> 00:58:15,353 - But you are now officially the coolest people, 1090 00:58:15,457 --> 00:58:18,598 uh, and fairy, in the universe. 1091 00:58:18,702 --> 00:58:20,289 - Yeah. 1092 00:58:20,393 --> 00:58:22,119 Where am I? 1093 00:58:22,222 --> 00:58:23,983 Oh, the last thing I remember, I was standing 1094 00:58:24,086 --> 00:58:26,503 next to a pool with a square blue guy with facial hair. 1095 00:58:26,606 --> 00:58:28,712 Ooh, was I in Vegas? 1096 00:58:28,815 --> 00:58:31,162 Turner! Hm... 1097 00:58:31,266 --> 00:58:33,406 I remember you as bigger. 1098 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,340 Bless my bodkins, Timmy Turner has become his own-- 1099 00:58:38,549 --> 00:58:41,172 Oh, mama... 1100 00:58:41,276 --> 00:58:43,036 Fairy godparent! 1101 00:58:44,486 --> 00:58:47,627 - Wait, speaking of fairies, where's Foop? 1102 00:58:47,731 --> 00:58:50,319 - Just so you all know, 1103 00:58:50,423 --> 00:58:52,598 I'm still a force to be reckoned with! 1104 00:58:52,701 --> 00:58:55,497 Pound. Steal. Steal. 1105 00:58:58,569 --> 00:58:59,915 Look out! Beware! 1106 00:59:01,917 --> 00:59:03,678 - Well, then that happened. 1107 00:59:03,781 --> 00:59:06,163 - Wow, guys, this is pretty incredible. 1108 00:59:06,266 --> 00:59:08,199 I've always wondered what it felt like. 1109 00:59:08,303 --> 00:59:09,925 - It's wonderful, Timmy. 1110 00:59:10,029 --> 00:59:13,032 But what does this mean? 1111 00:59:13,135 --> 00:59:14,827 - I will tell you what it means. 1112 00:59:14,930 --> 00:59:18,071 It means now that Timmy Turner has the powers of a fairy, 1113 00:59:18,175 --> 00:59:20,764 he no longer needs the services of Cosmo and Wanda. 1114 00:59:20,867 --> 00:59:23,042 - No! - No! 1115 00:59:23,145 --> 00:59:25,458 - Calm down, wimps. 1116 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,253 I'm going to reassign them to some kids 1117 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:30,014 who are not only very deserving of fairy godparents, 1118 00:59:30,118 --> 00:59:32,499 but also because I'm out of air miles, 1119 00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:33,604 conveniently close by-- 1120 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:35,502 Marty and Mitzie. 1121 00:59:35,606 --> 00:59:38,022 Uh, what? 1122 00:59:38,126 --> 00:59:42,061 - What's the matter? Don't you want your own fairy godparents? 1123 00:59:42,164 --> 00:59:45,167 - Well? 1124 00:59:45,271 --> 00:59:48,170 - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1125 00:59:48,274 --> 00:59:51,139 - Wait. Will I ever see them again? 1126 00:59:51,242 --> 00:59:52,243 - Of course. 1127 00:59:52,347 --> 00:59:54,176 Now that you have the powers of a fairy, 1128 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,420 you can see them at all the fairy union meetings. 1129 00:59:56,523 --> 00:59:59,388 Speaking of which, your godly dues are due tomorrow. 1130 00:59:59,492 --> 01:00:02,633 That'll be $600. - Huh? 1131 01:00:02,737 --> 01:00:06,188 Yes. 1132 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:09,019 By the power vested in me by Fairy World, 1133 01:00:09,122 --> 01:00:11,366 and the city of New Baltimore, Michigan, 1134 01:00:11,469 --> 01:00:14,783 I hereby declare that Cosmo and Wanda 1135 01:00:14,887 --> 01:00:17,717 now belong to Marty and Mitzie. 1136 01:00:17,821 --> 01:00:21,894 - Wahoo! 1137 01:00:25,242 --> 01:00:27,140 - Use your new powers responsibly, Turner. 1138 01:00:27,244 --> 01:00:29,039 - Mm-hm. - I'll be watching. 1139 01:00:29,142 --> 01:00:32,249 In the meantime, I'm taking this back to Fairy World. 1140 01:00:32,352 --> 01:00:37,012 See you Monday morning, Turner! Aloha! 1141 01:00:37,116 --> 01:00:39,601 - Huh? 1142 01:00:39,705 --> 01:00:41,741 - Fairy dust's gonna give me asthma. 1143 01:00:41,845 --> 01:00:45,262 - Mr. Crocker, were you really ready to destroy Fairy World? 1144 01:00:45,365 --> 01:00:48,541 - Yeah, that was pretty mean, even for you. 1145 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:51,475 - Me? Oh, no, no. I had no part of that. 1146 01:00:51,578 --> 01:00:53,753 I have no idea who that square blue fellow was. 1147 01:00:53,857 --> 01:00:56,100 Why, I no sooner knew that angular criminal 1148 01:00:56,204 --> 01:00:58,206 than the ridiculous boob who handed me 1149 01:00:58,309 --> 01:00:59,656 this check for a whole lotta money 1150 01:00:59,759 --> 01:01:02,244 in exchange for a fire dancer show. 1151 01:01:02,348 --> 01:01:05,075 Oh, yes, life is just so random. 1152 01:01:05,178 --> 01:01:06,904 I'm innocent. 1153 01:01:07,008 --> 01:01:09,838 - Hmm... - Oh, no, Dad! 1154 01:01:09,942 --> 01:01:11,806 Okay, my first official wish as a fairy 1155 01:01:11,909 --> 01:01:13,186 is gonna involve some dancing, 1156 01:01:13,290 --> 01:01:14,498 and Mr. Crocker, you're gonna help. 1157 01:01:14,601 --> 01:01:17,018 - Oh? Huh. What could I possibly do? 1158 01:01:23,265 --> 01:01:25,095 - Oh, Turner! - Huh? 1159 01:01:25,198 --> 01:01:27,822 - The luau's almost over. Where's my fire dance? 1160 01:01:27,925 --> 01:01:30,410 - Uh, well, uh... 1161 01:01:41,283 --> 01:01:42,664 - Not bad, Timmy. 1162 01:01:48,463 --> 01:01:51,431 - I cannot begin to tell you how hot this fire is. 1163 01:01:51,535 --> 01:01:54,883 Oh, ho, aloha, mama. 1164 01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:16,698 - The fire dance is el fuego, Turner. 1165 01:02:17,872 --> 01:02:19,632 - And where'd you get that guy? 1166 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:23,325 - Oh, it burns! Oh, it burns! 1167 01:02:23,429 --> 01:02:25,811 - He looks like he just popped out of a live volcano. 1168 01:02:28,503 --> 01:02:32,024 - Turner, it's time we talk about your new promotion. 1169 01:02:32,127 --> 01:02:35,165 - Great, Mr. Ed Leadly. 1170 01:02:35,268 --> 01:02:39,790 Oh, may I have this dance? 1171 01:02:39,894 --> 01:02:41,481 - Hi, Mom and Dad. 1172 01:02:41,585 --> 01:02:43,794 Yeah, we're having the best time ever. 1173 01:02:43,898 --> 01:02:45,796 We love Hawaii. 1174 01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:48,799 - Vicky? We love Vicky. 1175 01:02:48,903 --> 01:02:52,044 - She's so cute and cuddly. Best babysitter ever! 1176 01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:54,356 Can we keep her? - Please? 1177 01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:55,564 - Please? 1178 01:02:55,668 --> 01:02:56,911 Yay! Thanks! 1179 01:02:57,014 --> 01:02:59,637 Love you Mom and Dad! 1180 01:02:59,741 --> 01:03:01,329 - Guess what, Vicky? 1181 01:03:01,432 --> 01:03:05,505 Mom and Dad say you can be our nanny for as long as we want. 1182 01:03:05,609 --> 01:03:06,713 - Isn't that great? 1183 01:03:06,817 --> 01:03:09,233 - This isn't funny, ya little brats! 1184 01:03:09,337 --> 01:03:10,579 Change me back immediately, 1185 01:03:10,683 --> 01:03:13,203 or you will find pellets in your flip-flops, so help me! 1186 01:03:13,306 --> 01:03:15,619 And someone bring me some carrots! 1187 01:03:15,722 --> 01:03:19,554 I am loving having fairies! 1188 01:03:28,977 --> 01:03:32,084 - May I have this dance, Tootie? 1189 01:03:32,187 --> 01:03:35,397 - This is gonna take some getting used to. 1190 01:03:50,896 --> 01:03:52,759 - Aloha! 1191 01:03:55,624 --> 01:03:58,248 - Ah, ah, unspeakable horror! 1192 01:03:58,351 --> 01:04:01,251 Oh, what is that? 1193 01:04:08,292 --> 01:04:11,364 - Okay. 1194 01:04:11,468 --> 01:04:12,538 - Have it ready and remember you-- 1195 01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:14,574 - Wait, is this sand? 1196 01:04:14,678 --> 01:04:17,646 - No, that's graham crackers. 1197 01:04:17,750 --> 01:04:20,132 - What's my line? 1198 01:04:21,409 --> 01:04:23,998 - As they say in Hawaii, malaho, mal...mahalo. 1199 01:04:24,101 --> 01:04:25,516 Malaho? What is that? 1200 01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:29,658 - Alamo! 1201 01:04:29,762 --> 01:04:32,144 - There's a very loud helicopter coming here, Crocker. 1202 01:04:32,247 --> 01:04:35,250 - Hey, Charlie don't surf. 1203 01:04:35,354 --> 01:04:39,565 - Butter...Butterfartz. 1204 01:04:39,668 --> 01:04:41,808 - Oh...eh...uh... It went well, uh... 1205 01:04:41,912 --> 01:04:43,293 The, uh... 1206 01:04:49,747 --> 01:04:53,165 - Maybe a koala. - Or a lampoor. 1207 01:04:56,444 --> 01:04:58,135 - They're not even real creatures. 1208 01:05:03,969 --> 01:05:05,694 - Oh! 1209 01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:10,527 - Uh, next record. 1210 01:05:10,630 --> 01:05:14,600 - You wrapped my sandwich... - Oh, it's flying. 1211 01:05:18,673 --> 01:05:20,433 - It's raining! 1212 01:05:20,537 --> 01:05:21,883 Hard! It's raining! 1213 01:05:21,987 --> 01:05:24,472 - Are we rolling? - Yeah. 1214 01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:27,509 - Oh, dear, that is not like you. 1215 01:05:27,613 --> 01:05:30,098 At home, you shove the... Oh. 1216 01:05:30,202 --> 01:05:33,895 At home, you only shove the... Dang it. Dang it. 1217 01:05:33,999 --> 01:05:35,310 - Dear, that is not like you. 1218 01:05:35,414 --> 01:05:37,347 At home, you only shove the strangers to the floor 1219 01:05:37,450 --> 01:05:39,418 when...Oh, gosh darn it. 1220 01:05:44,112 --> 01:05:47,667 - Great! 1221 01:05:51,602 --> 01:05:54,743 - Oh! Uh... 1222 01:05:54,847 --> 01:05:56,021 Sorry. 1223 01:05:56,124 --> 01:06:00,853 - I get smacked in the face by her hair. 1224 01:06:04,305 --> 01:06:07,411 - Wait. What? Huh? 1225 01:06:07,515 --> 01:06:09,379 - Stop. 88571