All language subtitles for The O.C. (2006) - S03E21 - The Dawn Patrol_track3_[eng]

Previously... Summer, I like you

this much.

God, how did I not get in?

Why are you lying about it?I got in!

She said if I didn't
get in and she did,
she wouldn't go to Brown.

We applied to Brown
so that we could be together.

I guess I
changed my mind.We're over.

MARISSA:
I keep trying
to picture myself at Berkeley.

I can't.

Check out Newport Barbie.

GRIFFIN:
How about $700 million?

Now you're trying to bribe me.

You've got to get him
to quit this.

I can't just quit.

I went to see your mother.

All you have to do is go
to your son's birthday.

I don't know.

SANDY:
She wanted to make it here
but she... she couldn't.

Nice job on the grill, Seth.

Those swordfish
look perfect.

SANDY:
Wow, the student
becomes a master.

There's a new king
of the B-B-Q.

I cede you my oven mitts.

And here I thought
I was destined

to live in your shadow.
See, buddy?

No need to become
a fisherman after all.

Yeah, that was
a bad idea.

We all have our moments.

You mean like
you lying

to Summer and breaking up
with her to cover it up?

No, actually,
I think that was a great idea.

Yeah, 'cause what was your other
option: telling her the truth?

Exactly.Yeah.

What are you guys
talking about?

RYAN/SETH:
Nothing.

Ryan, I don't know if you saw,
your graduation tickets came.

Aisle seats. Nice!

Although you'd think after
sending two kids to Harbor,

they could cough
up more than two
tickets per student.

He's just worried
about the Nana.

Well, she is
an excellent clapper.

She can do
the two-finger whistle.

She's never taken a
picture out of focus.

The woman was born
for graduations.

Well, let her take my tickets.

I mean, Seth's got
you guys covered.

I'd hate
to see mine go to waste.

Why don't you invite someone
from your family?

Your mom would love it.

I'm going to go wash up.

Sink's right here, uh...

I don't think it's such
a good idea, honey.

I tried this already.

She signed up for AA.

She's starting her life again.

Yeah, after writing bad
checks and getting arrested

and disappearing.

She doesn't have the
greatest track record.

I think I'm going
to wash up, too.

It's important to him.

I just don't want to
see him get hurt again.

It's his decision.Well, he's still a kid.

Right.

Because when we get older,
we make much better decisions.

I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean to...

No, it's fine,
it's fine.

It's something I've been
thinking about for a long time.

I haven't seen
her in so long.

If I don't invite her
to graduation,

will I ever see her again?

Look, I know the last time
she was here, it was difficult.

When Sandy saw
her, how was she?

Honestly, not good,

but she's trying.

Maybe seeing you again
will be just the thing

for both of you.

What if she's worse?

There's only one way
to find out...

and if you want me to fly
to Albuquerque with you...

If I do this, I
need to do it alone.

But you're right.

You're right.
She's my mom.

I owe her a chance.

How bad can it be, right?

Right.

[ piano and acoustic guitar
strumming gentle melody ]

♪ California, here we come

♪ Right back where
we started from ♪

♪ California

♪ California...♪

Hola, senorita.

What are you doing in here?

I just got back from my
little trip down Mexico way.

I bribed your maid with
a little bit of local speak.

Oh, really? 'Cause Mima's
from the Philippines.

Must have said
something right.

Hope you weren't too
lonely without me.

I survived.

[ grunts]:
Okay.

W-We can't do this, okay?

What are you
talking about?

I go away for a few days,
and you get over me?

No, it's not that.
It's just...

Her mother
might find out.

You know, I told Neil
this house had rats.

How you doing?

It's nice to meet you.

Keep that grimy paw
away from me,

unless you want to see
what ten years of cardio bar

can do to your face.

I was just leaving anyways.

Yeah, I think
your daughter's over me.

I guess I was
just a phase.

Spare me the lecture.

Oh, no lecture. I get it.

He's cool, he's got great abs...

and personifies everything
that's bad for you, Marissa.

Oh, so you want
to sleep with him instead?

Marissa, the choices
you make now

are going to
affect your future.

He's not that bad.

Look, you were wrong
about Ryan.

Maybe you're wrong
about him.

Well, we're not going
to test that theory,

because I'm not going
to allow it.

[ sighs]

I completely
went overboard

and made you a ridiculously
gigantic sandwich
for the flight.

Thanks. Looking
forward to it.

And I booked you a car service
to go anywhere and everywhere.

No, that's all right.
I can take a cab.

Just humor me. I worry enough.

All right.

Actually, I'm a
little worried, too.

I, uh... I didn't get
a lot of sleep last night.

Do you have a game plan
when you get there?

Yeah... I guess.

Uh, she mentioned
in her birthday card

some diner she's working at.

I figure I show up and...

say hi and wait
for the fireworks.

Well, whatever happens, you have
at least one proud mother

watching you when you graduate.

Yeah, thanks.

Hey, Sum.

If it makes you
feel any better,

I just saw Seth,
and he looks

as miserable
as you do.

The only thing
that would make me feel better

would be seeing that assless,
gutless wuss skinned,

flayed and served as assless,
gutless wuss tartare.

Oh, well, that's very
descriptive, Summer.

All right, look, T. to the T.,

I know you're all up with life,
down with God,

and you have a very positive,
optimistic view on the world,

but I ain't having it.

Summer, I'm not trying
to offer you anything

other than my
friendship...

but you know, I mean,
if you want to be alone,

that's totally
okay with me, too.

How could he lead me on
and agree

that we should plan our futures
around being together

and then just decide,
"Oh, you know what?

"Yeah, maybe we shouldn't.

We're not destined
for each other."

That I should just go ship off
to Rhode Island all alone.

I'm literally going to be
deserted on an island.

Well, technically, Rhode
Island is only bordered

on three sides
by water, so...

It was an awful
thing to do.

And to think...
just two years ago,

he stood up
on that very coffee cart

and declared his love for me.

Oh... that
was so sweet.

You didn't see me,
but I was there...

and I remember that
geek was totally
in love with you.

And I have only gotten hotter
since then.

Something is up.

A guy like Cohen
is physically incapable

of walking away
from a girl like me,

unless he is hiding something.

And no one hides
anything from me.

I'm going to get
to the bottom of this,

and no one is going to stop me.

Thank you so much
for a pep talk.

Another star and ginger.

Why don't you get it
in a to-go cup?

What's the
matter, Sandman?

You're not happy
to see me?

You don't know
when to quit, do you?

What's this?

A projection of what
my future earnings

with the Newport
Group would have been,

plus pain and suffering,
which were considerable.

You want me to pay you?Actually, Griffin.

He's the one I've
got the evidence on.

Otherwise, I think
the D.A. would be

very interested in
the documents I've got.

You're talking blackmail,
it's not even noon yet.

Tell your boy Griffin to
pay up in cash tomorrow,

or I start
spreading the news.

Put it on his tab.

You're getting yourself
in pretty deep here, Matt.

No deeper than you.

[ sighs]

[ knocking at door]

Yo!

Did you forget
your watch again?

No, I came to see you.

Look, I get it.

Your mom doesn't like me.

I'm a bad influence.

Blah, blah. See you around.

Actually, I was thinking
maybe you'd want to hang out.

What about school?

Second semester, senior year.

Unless you don't want to.

Well, if you're going to stay,
then stay.

WAITRESS:
Wherever you want.

Place is all yours.

Uh, actually, I'm looking
for someone-- uh, Dawn Atwood?

Her shift doesn't start
for a couple hours.

Who should I say
is looking for her?

A friend.

Um, I'm staying at La Crescenta,
I think.

Nice hotel.

Dawn doesn't really have
any friends

that stay at nice hotels.

I got a good rate.

She does, however, have a son.

Lives with some
pretty wealthy people.

Supposed to be cute.

Ryan.

Chloe.

Your mom is going to lose it
when she finds out you're here.

I hope not.

Uh, couple hours, you said?

Great. Uh,
I'll be back.

I'll be here.

Okay.

All right, let's review
factoring a polynomial.

This is good stuff,
you guys.

All right, what we have
is an expression

in which constants
and variables

are combined using

only addition,
subtraction

and multiplication.

[ laughing loudly]

Seth, you
are so funny!

I'm sorry,
that was just

such a knee-slapper.

Is there a problem,
Miss Roberts?

No, no.

Um, well, not unless
you're insulted

by Seth's impersonation of you

behind your back,

involving
penguin-walking buck teeth

and crossed eyes.

You do an impression of me,
Mr. Cohen?

Uh, no, no.

I... don't do any impressions.

I don't, um, use props.
I don't like jokes in general.

Well, why don't you work on some
one-liners in Dr. Kim's office,

and why don't you join him?

Since you're
such a receptive audience.

Should be
a hilarious weekend detention.

What is your
deal, woman?

I've never been
thrown out of a class
in my whole life.

Okay, sorry to tarnish
your perfect record, Cohen,

but how else
was I going to talk to you?

The breakup is off.
That's right.

I broke up with you,
and technically,

it's in my power
to technically un-break us up.

You can do that?

Technically,
I just did.

So unless you can explain
to my satisfaction

what your deal is and why
you suddenly don't want

to be together next year,
we're back on.

Yeah, technically,
officially, completely.

Okay, now...

Wait, here we are:
Dr. Kim's office.

You know what?
I'll go first.

You just plead
temporary insanity.

It's good
to have you back, babe.

Enjoy.

[ laughs]

CHLOE:
You're not coming in?

I don't think so.

Do you want

to go somewhere?

Sounds good.

[ knocking at door]

[ groans]

Hold that position.

It's, uh... it's
probably my supply drop.

I'm having
some people over tomorrow.

JULIE:
Marissa!

Oh, my God, it's my mom.

I'll handle it.

Good, 'cause I'm going to hide.

Where's my daughter?

Is she in here?

And I thought you were my
dealer. Kind of disappointed.

Don't get smart with me,
you don't have the equipment.

Her school called.
She didn't show up today.

She already got into college.

Listen up, Tommy Lee,

you're just the latest
in a series of experiments

my daughter likes to make
when acting out,

so enjoy it, because
right here, right now

is as good as it gets for you.

Soon, Marissa's going
to wake up and realize

she is so much
better than you
and your life.

And you think she's going
to come running back to you?

Marissa knows
that I will be there for her

whenever she decides
to come home,

because I am
her family,

not some punk with a smirk,
three brain cells

and a good
coke connection.

You tell her that.

That's my mom.

I'm going to get some beer.

Best not to tell my
mom about the beer.

Also not going to tell
these guys you're under 21.

Hmm, good idea.

Cheers.

You traveled pretty far
to avoid her?

Yeah, well, I'm
working up to it.

I don't know how
much you know,

but my mom and I
haven't always had

the easiest
relationship.

Knowing Dawn a little,
I figured,

but if it makes
you feel better,

she's doing well.

Yeah, I saw that.
She seemed happy.

There was a tattooed guy
that made me a little nervous.

Oh, that's just Ron,
her new boyfriend.

That's what I
was afraid of.

He looks hard-core,
and yeah, he does own

a rather large snake,
but he's got a good heart.

Hmm, yeah.
They all do at first.

I love this song.

Do you want to?

Um...

Come on.

I don't really...
dance so much.

I, uh...

This is not
what I expected.Yeah?

Well, maybe
it's what you need.

Well, you've got a way
with people.

Urban planning committee
has signed off.

What can I say?
I'm very charming.

Close the door.

Your message
was rather cryptic.

Do we have a problem?

Matt's not giving up,

and since you
had nothing to do

with the ass-
kicking he took,

the news shouldn't
get your blood up.

What does he want?Money...

in exchange for the
incriminating files

which you claim couldn't
possibly be incriminating.

You know what--
I'm going to let the cops deal

with the
whole thing.

And destroy
all your hopes and dreams?

Watch all of this disappear?

We have done
such good work so far.

I'll deal with Ramsey,

explain to him the importance
of this hospital.

No. I'm making
Matt my problem.

Well, then, good luck...

for both of you.

Definitely not going
to say anything to
your mom about this.

Yeah, good plan.

Oh, so that's why
you came looking for her.

Invite her to graduation?

Yeah, something like that.

Oh, your mom and Ron
should blend right in

at your private school.

You've got
to send me a photo.

Thanks for the company.

[ phone ringing]

Hello.

Hey, man.

How's Albuquerque?

Well, I did just hook up
with a waitress.

Oh, that would never happen
to me, you stallion.

Y tu madre?

Uh, doesn't know I'm here.

Actually, I'm thinking about
taking an earlier flight back.

You can't just fly
all the way to New Mexico

and not even say hi to your mom.

Yeah? You really want to meet
her trucker boyfriend

and his python at graduation?

So don't invite anybody
to anything.

Just do a quick pop in,
say hello.

What's the worst
that can happen?

Not a question I want answered.

Just be a man.

Someone around here ought to.

You still lying to everyone
about everything?

I'm trying to speak
as little as possible.

The less I say, the fewer lies
I have to track,

but Summer wants answers.

I'm telling you, though,
if I tell her the truth,

she'll throw away
her future over me.

Yeah, well, sounds like
we both have women to face.

Each who suffer blackouts
of their own kind.

Well, good luck.

You, too.

Here you go.

My baby!

Hi!

Hi.

What are we
doing tonight?

Since we're
dating again,

we should go
on a date.

Except, uh, since
you un-broke up with me,

it sort of put the ball
back in my court...

and... now I break up
with you,

which means only I have
the power to un-break us up.

You're breaking
up with me?

Yes. I'm sorry.

I really am, but I feel
it's for the best.

What? I... I only
un-broke up with you

so that I could find
out why you were

breaking up with me
in the first place.

Well, I guess now
you'll never know.

You look so good, sweetie.

So do you, Mom.

Ah...

When Chloe told me
you were in town,

I couldn't believe it.Oh, she told you
I was here?

And my answer's yes, Ry.

100 percent.

I wouldn't miss your graduation
for anything.

Yeah? She told you
about the graduation, too?

Sh-She just called.

[ bell ringing]

Let's go, Dawn.
Food's getting cold.

Yeah, I hear you, Nick.

Hey, Nick, that's my baby.

This is my meat loaf.
Get it out there.

Hey, you know what?

You're busy.
Let's talk tomorrow.

You bet.

It's so good to see you.

It's good to see you, too.

Thanks for
asking me, Ry.

Here you go.

[ sighs]

Hey.

[ shuts door]

GUY:
Nice!

Let's light up,
you know?

[ girls squeals]

[ indistinct chattering]

Light it up! Light it up, man.

Dude, are you still sleeping?

Hmm? Mm-mm-mm.

The party's starting
a little early.

Are you going to
call your mom?

Nah.

So, the princess fell
off her throne

and landed
on Volchok's mattress.

Hey, Heather,
it's good to see you, too.

Who said it was good to see you?

You know, the dress you wore

to, uh, PJ's going-away party
was pretty cute.

Mm, kind of plain,
don't you think?

You should see the way
the women dress in Newport.

[ sighs]:
Like in the magazines.

You should treat yourself.

[ knocking at door]

Chloe, you've got a customer.

Dawn, your boy's here.

Morning, hon.

Morning.

I'll get some coffee.

Chloe here's been trying
to talk me into a new dress

for the big day.

You don't have
to buy anything, Mom.

Oh, no, I-I want it to
be perfect, you know?

And I was thinking,
after the ceremony,

I'd like to take
everyone to dinner.

You know?

I mean, nothing
fancy if I'm footing
the bill, but...

[ phone ringing]Uh, hang on.

Hey, baby.

Staying out
of trouble?

No, I was sorry

you had to go on
the road last night.

I really want
Ryan to meet you.

Yeah, no, I checked
on the flights to Orange County,

and... um, hang
on a second.

It's okay if I bring
a friend, right?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Uh, let me get my calendar.

She on cloud nine or what?

She's very excited.

Sorry I ruined
your surprise.

I mentioned I
ran into you,

and it just kind
of slipped out.

You were going to
invite her, right?

Yeah, totally.

Okay.

No way. No scheming, no plan Bs,
no wacky hijinks.

Cohen broke up with me.

Only he has the power
to un-break us up.

There's no way I'm going
to go groveling back to him

like some pathetic,
brokenhearted little bitch.

Do you still
love him?

Yeah. There's something wrong
with me, huh?

Did he say
that he doesn't love you?

Now that you mention it,
no, he did not.

You see? He's
acting out of fear.

He's trapped in
an anxiety spiral,

and in the Rock, Paper,
Scissors of romance,

love trumps fear.Hmm.

Actually, love
trumps everything.

So, let's just say,
for conversation's sake,

I was open
to a little scheming.

Well... I have an idea.

You didn't get
into Brown, too, did you?

[ phone ringing]

Hey, Taylor, what's up?

Listen, I just wanted to let
you know that detention today

is being held
in the student lounge.

And you're
telling me this because...?

Because it's my job
as a Harbor Student Proctor.

I'm supervising detention
this week.

How is that any better
than having actual detention?

Seth, student lounge.

And don't be late, or I will
have to give you a tardy.

[ phone ringing]

Hey, honey.

You left early this morning,
without saying good-bye.

Well, I didn't want to wake you.

And last night when you came in?

It was late.

I need you home tonight, Sandy.

We have to talk.

I just feel like
we're so disconnected right now.

You're right.

Well, I think
I can be home by... by 7:00.

Thanks. I'll see you then.

I'll see you.

You buying again?

Oh, you should stop celebrating
and start packing.

I spoke to Griffin.

He's not interested
in your deal.

That's not what he said.

You called him?

He called me, actually.

He said that
you two talked.

He understands
what he has to do,

and he's willing
to do it, too.

And the only thing
he's willing to do

is go round two
on your skull.

He's meeting me tonight
with the money.

If I give him
what he wants,

this time next week, I'll
be on a beach in Cabo,

getting some
well-earned R&R.

I'm going to start my
own business in Chicago.

He can't be trusted, Matt.

If anybody should know that,
you should.

I hold all the
cards here.

You willing to bet
on that?

GUY:
Yeah, Heather, come on, baby.

Mm-mm.Mm-mm-mm-mm...

Hey.

She's having fun.

More than you.

Yeah, well,
I'm not wasted.

That's not bad.

Whoo!Yeah!

GUY:
You need another beer, Heather.

Hey, Heather.

Drink it, baby.

Drink it up.

There you go.
Come on, little bit more.

Oh, yeah, I like that.

I like that a lot.
Come on.

SUMMER:
Hey.

Got ten bucks?

What are you doing?

I know you're afraid, Cohen.

Yeah, that you're
going to fall...

Don't go up there.

Your breakup

was missing
a key ingredient.

The only ingredient,
really.

Which is?

That you don't love me anymore.

Summer...

Look... I love you this much,

and I want to be with you now,
and next year,

and whatever comes
after that.

So I'm asking,

in the presence
of this coffee cart

and the sacred moment
that it represents...

if you can honestly tell me
that you don't love me anymore.

Summer...

Just say it.

Cohen, if you don't love me,
I promise I will go to Brown

by myself, and I will be cold
and miserable and alone.

I will never
bother you again.

I don't love you anymore.

Oh, my God.

Summer...

Just get away from me, okay?

Just get out of here, Cohen!

I'm so sorry...

I've got to go
to detention.

[ sighs]

[ phone ringing]

Come on, let's go.

Where are we going?

Don't worry about it.

Hey, Heather.

Hey.

I'm glad
I found you guys.

Um, I left my jacket
in the van.

Volchok said
you had the keys.

It's not that cold.

Yeah, true, but it's
my favorite jacket, so...

Hey, get off
of me. Heather!

Shut up, bitch!

Heather!

GUY:
Dude, wait your turn!

Oh, my God!
Get off of her!

What the hell?!Get off of her!

Oh, God! Get out!

Guys! Come on, dude.

Hey, it's cool,
we were just having

a little fun.

[ knocking at door]

Yeah! One sec.

Hey, Mom.

I was going to go look
for you at the diner.

Well, she wouldn't
have been there,

because the girls have gone
on a serious shopping spree.

RYAN:
Yeah?Okay.

I know this isn't like
what Kirsten wears...

It's kind of low-cut,

a little sparkly,

but it's a
special occasion.

You've got
to see it on her.

Go put it on.Okay.

RYAN:
Uh, you know what?

I, uh, I don't have
the time right now.Oh.

Yeah, yeah, I, uh,
I got an earlier flight.

Mom, um...
I was talking to Seth,

and, you know, graduation
is just a ceremony.

I mean, everybody
in those funny hats,

a bunch
of boring speeches...

Well, it wouldn't
be boring to me.

Yeah. We were thinking
about just blowing it off,

you know, getting
out of town that weekend.

Uh, out of...
out of town?

Yeah, but, you know,
I mean, you could...

come in later in the summer

and visit me,
or I could come up here...

But, um... no
graduation?

No. No, I guess not.

You know, you don't
have to lie to me, Ryan,

and you don't
have to worry

about me embarrassing
you at your graduation.

Mom...You know what?

I may not have been
the best mother of the world,

but I have never been ashamed
of my family.

I never said I did.

It's been the same thing
my whole life.

She gets clean for a little
while, promises she's changed,

and then she meets
some lowlife,

he moves in with her,

she bottoms out.

How many of these lowlifes
did she meet in rehab?

Hasn't had a drink

in 12 years,
pays for their apartment,

even fixed up
one of his old cars for her.

Yeah, well, I didn't know that.

Didn't want to.

Maybe you already made
up your mind about him,

and about your mom, too.

[ luggage zipper squeaking]

I've got to get to the airport.
The car's waiting.

I'll drive you.

After all the
trouble I've caused,

it's the least
I can do.

And there's a stop
I want to make on the way.

Hi, this is Sandy Cohen.

I can't get to the phone
right now, but...

[ clicks phone off]

[ car approaching]

I see you brought
your nurse.

And your money.

The files are in the
back seat of my car.

The door's unlocked.

You're not gonna send
your guy to get them?

Well, he's not here
for the files, Matt.

SANDY:
Just as well,

since there are no files.

The only evidence Matt has
is of his own bad judgment.

You expect me to believe
this is all a bluff?

Go check the car yourself.

After we spoke,
I had your hard drive searched,

checked your emails.

You never had
any evidence.

Whatever you think
Griffin was up to

was based purely on gossip
and hearsay.

Yeah, well, I figured
if he was guilty,

he'd pay up,

just to be safe.

Wasting my time, Ramsey.

Yeah, think about all the sick
people you could be healing.

What's this?Your severance.

It might not buy you
that beach in Cabo,

but it'll get you
on your feet in Chicago.

I can't take this,
not after...

I put you
on this path, Matt.

Take it and go.

Sandy?

I'm sorry.

Me, too.

[ cork pops]

[ door opening]

Hey, Mom.

Hey.

Where have you
been? It's late.

Uh, Full Metal Yakuis on,
and 99 Cycling Swords.

Those are movies?

I thought a few hours

of mindless bloodshed
and violence

might help kill
the pain.

You want to talk?

I was going to actually ask you
if you've seen Ryan.

Not yet.

Okay.

Everything okay?

Yeah, everything's okay.

Okay.

Good night.

Night.

Before you leave,

I just want you
to know something.

You're her whole life, Ryan.

Uh... Kirsten sent that stuff.

She's a real nice lady.

Don't worry, my eyes are red
from crying, not from drinking.

I'll be out there.

I'm sorry.

You know, when Sandy came
to invite me

to your birthday party,
I-I really wanted to go.

But you didn't.

I wasn't ready.

I guess I know the feeling.

But I've been showing up
at my meetings,

and showing up for work,

and... finally picked
a decent guy.

You probably don't understand

how hard it is
to hold it together every day.

I don't know about that.

I may live in Newport,
but, uh...

I'm still your kid, after all.

So I'm still your mom.

Yeah.

If there's a little bit
of me in you,

then I can't be
all bad, right?

Promise me
you'll remember that.

I promise.

So, I'm sorry...

It's okay.

Your little family intervention
seems to have worked.

Oh. Then I'm not sorry...

...for anything
that may have happened.

Me, either.

And, uh...
But my ride's here.

I have a flight to catch.

Well, if everything works out
at graduation,

maybe we'll see
some more of you.

Yeah, yeah. Sounds good.

Okay.

[ beeping]

MARISSA:
Mom?

Marissa, honey.

You want me to whip up
another round of frappuccinos?

They say chocolate and sugar
send endorphins to your brain.

Come on, tell me
you feel better.

He doesn't love me.

[ sighs]

Welcome back, buddy.
How was your mom?

Coming to graduation.

You really waiting here
to ask about my mom?

I think I made the worst mistake
of my entire life.

Now I need to get Summer back,
and I have to get into Brown.

Great. How?

That's where you come in.

We need a plan?

It's going to be
a long night, Ryan.

A lot of whining,
a lot of pining.

Ah.

Maybe some brainstorming.
You don't mind?

It's good to be home.

All right, how are
we going to get
you Summer back?

Plan A.Yeah.

I fake my own death.

You never want
to underestimate

the power
of the sympathy vote.

Is there a plan B?

Yeah, yeah,
uh, I could hack in...

through
the Brown firewall

into the, uh,
Admissions Office mainframe

and reverse
my acceptance.

Wow, that's
actually a good idea.

You know how to do that?

I had an uncle
who went to DeVry.