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Yes, the atomic bomb
is terrible.
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But more terrible still
are the effects of atomic mutation.
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Hello, I'm Lawrence Woolsey...
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and I want to warn you about
something that could happen...
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something that does happen
in my newest motion picture.
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Observe the ant...
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...a miniature marvel of social cooperation and prodigious strength.
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But, if a man and an ant...
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were exposed
to radiation simultaneously...
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the result would be terrible,
indeed.
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For the result would be...
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... "Mant!"
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No! No! No!
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Dennis, you're gonna miss it.
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I feel I should warn you.
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The story of "Mant!"
is based on scientific fact...
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... on theories that have appeared
in national magazines.
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Yes, these terrible events
could happen...
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... in your town,
in your home.
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And they will happen
in this theater...
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...In "Atomo Vision"
the new motion picture miracle...
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that puts you in the action.
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Lawrence Woolsey,
the master of movie horror.
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In 1960, he hypnotized you.
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Look...
Look into the eyes of Dr. Diablo.
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Yes, master, I will.
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- In 1961, he insured you against...
- Gene, cut it!
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- ... death by flight.
- Where am I?
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Now, in 1962,
he exterminates you...
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... with "Mant!"
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Gene! God!
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It's just me... this time.
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{\an8}Look, Dennis, no nightmares, okay?
Or else you can't see "Mant!".
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Lawrence Woolsey?
He's coming here?
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That's right.
Tell all your little friends.
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- Wow!
- Wow!
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{\an8}Gene, that couldn't
really happen...
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{\an8}could it?
With the ant?
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{\an8}In fact, it has happened.
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{\an8}Up in Tennessee,
about a year ago.
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{\an8}This poor bastard got trapped
in an uranium mine with a click beetle.
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{\an8}- He combined with it.
- What?
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{\an8}It was six feet tall.
They killed it finally, but...
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{\an8}a lot of people were deaf by then,
from the clicking.
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The poor bastard...
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{\an8}Don't curse, Dennis.
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{\an8}How's it goin', kid?
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{\an8}So maybe the giant bug saw his mom
and dad get crushed by a little kid.
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{\an8}The guts and everything!
So he goes looking for a kid he can crush.
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{\an8}- Gene!
- Revenge, that's what insects like.
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{\an8}Gonna go down and
shoot some tree frogs.
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{\an8}- Wanna come?
- Yeah, can we?
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No. No thanks, Andy.
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It's disgusting.
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{\an8}Yeah, disgusting.
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- Hi, mom.
- Hi!
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Whoa!
Gene, what did you take him to?
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- Giant bug show!
- The movie wasn't that scary...
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- but the coming attraction was great.
- Well, it's not real, sweetie.
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It's not?
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- No, of course not.
- Thanks a lot.
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- He can take it, can't you, squirt?
- You're the squirt!
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- Mom, I really wanna see that movie.
- With the bug?
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- You're gonna get bad dreams.
- Uh-uh, I promise.
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We'll see.
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Oh, you should've heard
his heart beat!
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You're scaring him
half to death.
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In this box
we have two white rats.
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1... 2.
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Two women's rats
that they put in their hair.
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Martha Washington.
You got that?
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Remember that. Okay?
Bring the lady back in.
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Get her out of her dressing room.
She doesn't know a thing about this so far.
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We want to see whether
a woman's unreasoning fear...
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... will prevent her
from getting a prize. Alright?
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You could have invited
that Andy in.
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In our house?
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- Well, he is your age.
- So what? He's a jerk!
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Maybe he knows some kids you would like.
If you wanna make friends...
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Mom, don't you get it?
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We move to a town, everybody's
known each other since nursery school.
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The kids in town
don't like the kids from the base.
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Then we move again,
anyway.
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So what's the point?
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Your father says
we may be here for a few years.
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Oh, don't put
a plate down for him.
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What's wrong?
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They sent them out today,
a lot a guys from the base.
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- Out where?
- I don't know.
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He called and said it was some
kind of exercise, Special Ops.
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Something...
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They won't even tell them for how long.
Just had to go.
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- Well, it's...
- Yeah.
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$100 in cash if you will
just put your hand in there...
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where those two rats are.
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Alright, come on.
Put your hand in.
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- Put it in.
- What is it?
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They're white rats,
aren't they?
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What did they stop it for?
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NBC News brings to you
from the White House in Washington...
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... an address by
President Kennedy...
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... declared to be officially
of the highest national urgency.
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The President
of the United States.
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Good evening,
my fellow citizens.
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This government, as promised,
has maintained the closest surveillance...
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... of the Soviet military buildup
on the Island of Cuba.
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- Within the past week...
- Hey, mom?
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... unmistakable evidence
has established the fact...
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... that a series
of offensive missile sites...
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... is now in preparation
on that imprisoned island.
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Several of them include
medium-range ballistic missiles...
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... capable of carrying
a nuclear warhead...
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... for a distance
of more than 1,000 nautical miles.
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Each of these missiles,
in short...
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... is capable of striking
Washington D.C., Cape Canaveral...
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... or any other city in the southeastern
part of the United States.
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They're gonna bomb us?
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- No.
- To halt this defensive buildup...
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... a strict quarantine
on all offensive military equipment...
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... under shipment to Cuba
is being initiated.
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All ships of any kind
bound for Cuba...
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... where they're found to contain cargoes
of offensive weapons, be turned back.
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We will not prematurely
or unnecessarily...
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... risk the cost
of worldwide nuclear war...
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... but neither will we shrink
from that risk...
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... at any time
it must be faced.
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Gene, is dad in Cuba?
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Well...
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He's on a ship
over near there.
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There's a bunch of ships
and they're gonna stop the Russians...
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from taking
any more weapons in there.
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How?
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If a Russian ships comes
they make them stop...
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- ... and they go on there and search it.
- Does dad have to go on too?
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- He might.
- What if the Russians don't let them?
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I don't know.
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I'm scared.
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Everybody's scared,
everybody in the world.
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You have to try
and not be, okay?
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But you wanted me
to be scared of “Mant!"
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You should get some sleep.
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Okay, but can you
turn the radio on?
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... steaming towards the quarantine point
500 miles off Cuba in the Atlantic.
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Meanwhile, in Washington,
round- the-clock meetings are being held...
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Hey, Larry. Larry!
Look at these headlines.
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This Key West
is only 90 miles from Cuba.
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- Shouldn't we postpone this few weeks?
- You kiddin' me?
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The timing's perfect.
This war stuff spooks 'em.
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Then we come in. Pow!
The main event.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
- Just hang with me, baby.
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This guy, Spector...
Wow! "Man-i-gator"...
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... "Alli-man".
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Spector comes to the preview,
he can pick up a phone
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- ... and book us into 50 theaters.
- Well, he'd better.
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This came from the lab.
If we don't pay up by next Thursday...
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- they're gonna sue us.
- Boy, this business has changed.
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- They used to settle these things with violence.
- That's cute.
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Honey?
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Hey, boy! Make sure you get
the bugs off that windshield.
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I hate bugs.
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"She-gator",
"Gator-gal", "Gal-i-gator"!
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Why don't you
hold onto that?
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I may not be around
the next time you need it.
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- What do you mean?
- I mean, we're going nowhere, Larry.
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Matter of fact, we're there.
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If this picture's a flop,
I'm gonna look into real life.
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- Which, as we know, lets you out.
- Wait a minute!
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- You'd leave me over money?
- It's not the money, Larry.
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It's ducking the people
that are trying to collect the money.
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Excuse me, that'll be $2, sir.
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- Here.
- Thanks.
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Hey, aren't you that guy
that makes them scary movies?
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Well, yes, I am, Richie.
Pleasure to meet you.
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- What are you doin' down here?
- We're going to Key West.
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Preview my new picture.
I got a new process. It's big.
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Don't want any of the boys from
the studios comin' around, steal it from me.
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Wow! Ah, could you...
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Thanks, Mr. Hitchcock.
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Listen, don't be surprised if we go
on a surgical air strike by 2400 hours.
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Blow 'em up! Pow!
Cuba's radioactive for nine lifetimes.
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Yeah, where'd you hear that?
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- My dad's Navy. We live on base.
- Ooh, I'm impressed!
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- What's your dad do?
- Motor pool.
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Hey, they still hear stuff,
though.
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Maybe we're attacking Cuba
with jeeps.
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- It's only 90 miles.
- Yeah, we put pontoons on 'em.
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Hey, see that kid over there?
His dad's on one of the blockade ships.
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- Yeah?
- Hey!
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Tell 'em about your dad.
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Um, well, he shipped out
but we didn't know where.
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Did he call you from there?
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- They're not allowed 'cause of security.
- That's tough.
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Face-to-face with Ivan, man!
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Damn, got Color Guard.
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Aw man, look at Michelle!
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Think if the bomb were about to fall,
she'd do it with me?
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Ask her!
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Now, your red meat,
food group...
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you want to make sure
you have three servings a day...
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... to satisfy this food group.
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Brekfast: You gonna have bacon,
sausage, something of this nature.
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Lunch: A hamburger, pork sandwich,
something like this.
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And then dinner...
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OK, people, this may not be a drill.
Single file, quickly.
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Assume the duck-and-cover position
with your head down. No talking.
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Single file. Let's move!
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Okay, people, duck-and-cover position,
hands behind the back of your neck.
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No talking to you neighbor.
Everybody, heads down.
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This isn't real.
If it was real, they'd use different sirens.
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- How do you know?
- My father.
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I said, no talking.
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- No, right now!
- No, I'm not gonna do this!
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We're not having this from you, young lady!
This is for your protection!
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Yes, but it isn't any protection.
It doesn't do any good!
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- Keep your heads down.
- If you think it's gonna help...
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to put your hands behind your neck
when the bomb falls, you're wrong!
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Young lady, we've had
just about enough of this!
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- That girl's a communist!
- Heads down, people!
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If you die when the bomb first falls,
you're lucky!
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Cause if not,
you're gonna get radiation poisoning.
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First your hair's gonna fall out,
then bleed from your intestines.
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Then you're gonna start throwing up,
but you're not throwing up food.
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You're throwing up
your own organs!
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- Yeah, "eew" is right.
- Principal's office, let's go.
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But I won't have the protection
of being on the floor if the bomb falls.
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- I said, let's go!
- They don't tell you the truth!
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They tell you put your hands behind
your neck, and they keep building bombs.
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- What is that?
- It's a man in the bathtub.
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- He's leaning over and scrubbing himself.
- Oh, geez.
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- Tough. Where'd you learn that from?
- My dad showed me.
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- That's so stupid!
- What?
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That trick his dad taught him.
Never give him a spoon.
233
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,968
Hey, Navy, have a seat.
234
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,482
Good move.
235
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,355
- Man!
- What?
236
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,438
This sandwich!
My folks had a fondue party last night.
237
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,695
So now I've got this sliced,
solid fondue sandwich.
238
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,367
Look at that!
239
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,741
Your folks are having parties
during this?
240
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,947
Well, they had it
already melted.
241
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,409
Any of you guys going to that
horror show on Saturday?
242
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,243
Yeah, if they still have it.
243
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,672
- If they still have Saturday.
- Hey, that's deep.
244
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,046
I think it's called "Mant!".
The guy who made it was on TV.
245
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:02,051
- P.T.A.'s trying to ban him.
- Tough. What's his name?
246
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,226
Lawrence Woolsey.
He's coming in person.
247
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,351
- He's got a new process.
- What's the process?
248
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:14,025
It's things like 3-D
or when stuff comes out of the walls...
249
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,227
like on
"Island of the Flesh Eaters."
250
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,064
They locked the theater so you
couldn't get out if you were scared.
251
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,069
Oh. yeah,
I heard in this one town...
252
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,198
... the projector guy
got so scared he died.
253
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,872
That was a different movie,
and it didn't happen.
254
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,995
That was the one
where they hypnotize you:
255
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,373
"The Eyes of Doctor Diablo."
256
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,876
Hey, Navy here
is a walking encyclopedia.
257
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:40,794
- My name's Gene.
- They hypnotized you?
258
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:44,882
I don't know. They guaranteed
that you wouldn't remember.
259
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,343
That'd be the best show
to take a girl to.
260
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,725
She gets really scared
so she grabs onto your arm.
261
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,524
- You kinda sneak your arm over in there.
- Hey, quit it!
262
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,568
- Your elbow doesn't count, man.
- Sure, it counts!
263
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,113
What is there, rules?
264
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,324
Hey, Navy, wait up!
265
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,703
We move every year,
sometimes more.
266
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:15,003
You move every year?
How many gym suits do you have?
267
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:19,174
- I have 3 Wildcats, 2 Pirates, 2 Cougars.
- Wow!
268
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,173
- You got a date for that show Saturday?
- No.
269
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:26,803
You oughta get one.
This is a kinda special place you're in here.
270
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,350
- Florida?
- No, Key West.
271
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,724
It's, like, the make-out capital
of the world.
272
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,057
It's like there's something in the air.
Even grown-ups like doin' it.
273
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,188
Get a date for Saturday
and see what I mean.
274
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,940
- I haven't met anybody.
- Just walk up and ask 'em. It's easy.
275
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:43,113
Like, "I'm taking you
to a monster movie.
276
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,942
"Don't worry about the monster gettin' you.
Worry about me.
277
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:49,620
- Don't be late. I wanna get milk duds."
- Really, like that?
278
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:54,372
Yeah, 'cause you're in control, man.
She likes that.
279
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,121
What?
280
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,098
Sherry, hi.
281
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,300
Hello, Stan.
282
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:16,940
This is my friend Gene here,
from out at the base.
283
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:21,315
Ah, Gene's father's
on one of those blockade ships.
284
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,739
- Off of Cuba.
- Oh, my gosh, is he?
285
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:28,363
You must be so worried about him.
But, that's wonderful.
286
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,866
I think everybody's
thinking about "our boys"
287
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,790
- Not that your father's a boy or anything.
- Well, he's forty.
288
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,835
I think people just naturally
refer to them as "our boys".
289
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:41,665
And I think there should be
a special prayer moment...
290
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,171
... for all of them
in study hall.
291
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,218
- So do I.
- Yeah?
292
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:57,272
Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
Bye, Stan. Bye.
293
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,024
Hey, you okay?
294
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,105
Yeah, I'm fine.
295
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,441
The last guy she went out with
is in reform school.
296
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:12,245
- Yeah?
- Yeah, this guy, Harvey Starkweather.
297
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,198
Really bad kid.
Wow...!
298
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,080
I see that girl, I just...
299
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,000
Listen, we gotta get
a date for you.
300
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:26,050
- You wanna come over after school?
- Okay. Sure.
301
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,254
Alright, better hurry,
you're gonna be late.
302
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:38,896
The entertainment capital
of this country is Las Vegas.
303
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:42,521
What's the attraction that all support,
all of the moralists...
304
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,943
- ... all of the Censors, all of the senators?
- Alright, this part here.
305
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,897
Tits and ass
is the attraction.
306
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,530
I beg your pardon.
Give me the second biggest attraction.
307
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:54,157
More tits and ass.
That's it.
308
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:58,287
- Tits and ass and ass and tits.
- Damn, it's my mom!
309
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:13,389
- Stan?
- Ah, we're in here, mom.
310
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:17,764
Thank god, you're home.
Everybody is so crazy out there.
311
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,517
- Mom, this is Gene.
- Oh, hi, Gene.
312
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,476
- Gene's from on base.
- What have you heard over there?
313
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,607
They don't tell us much.
314
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:30,531
They're sayin' on the radio
that the world is right on the brink.
315
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:33,406
And that is the terms
they're puttin' it in.
316
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:37,159
Do you know they're using
the Casa Marina Hotel for a barracks?
317
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,536
I mean, I almost couldn't
get back here.
318
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,916
They got army trucks comin'
down the A1A holdin' everybody up.
319
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,418
- Cool, let's go look!
- Stanley, you...!
320
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,125
Mom, I'll be alright.
Don't worry about it.
321
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:53,304
Alright, but you stay within 17 minutes
of this house, you understand?
322
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,722
And if you see that flash,
you don't look.
323
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,972
- You get down...
- And I put my jacket over my head.
324
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,430
Then get home
as fast as you can.
325
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,732
Gene, you just get on back
to the base then, alright?
326
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,684
- Yes, ma'am.
- Alright.
327
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,520
Mom, don't worry.
328
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,773
Don't worry...
329
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,585
Damn!
330
00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:32,635
Let's go!
Move out, on the double!
331
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,463
Go! Go! Go!
Move 'em out!
332
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,690
What's that one?
That's a mobile radar unit.
333
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:56,492
So is that one,
and that one.
334
00:24:56,578 --> 00:25:00,663
- That one there?
- That's a missile launcher.
335
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,992
Man, that little thing
can reach Cuba?
336
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,872
That's the plan.
337
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,499
See right over there?
338
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,830
That's where I got on top
of Denise Rogers last summer.
339
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,791
Fellows, we need you
outta this area.
340
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:15,469
- Gonna pull some trucks up in here.
- Ah, sure.
341
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:25,267
- Man, what's the deal?
- Watch it! Watch it!
342
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:44,290
- It's a riot!
- I know. It's tough.
343
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,249
Hey, look!
344
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,755
- Hey, excuse me!
- Hey, let go of that!
345
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:53,424
- You'll have to hand it over to me.
- I was here first!
346
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:56,343
- Both of you, stop it!
- Hey! That's my shredded wheat!
347
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,012
Is there more in the back?
348
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,214
There's no more shredded wheat
in the back.
349
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,300
There's no more shredded wheat
in the whole Keys...
350
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,807
... and one of you will have to go
to the atomic destruction...
351
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,980
... with no damn
shredded wheat.
352
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,183
What do you think about that?
I think it's my box...
353
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:12,985
- Hello, Mr. Elroy.
- Hello, uh, son.
354
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,562
Hey!
355
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,148
Hey!
356
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:21,528
You will have your answer
in due course.
357
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:24,831
I'm prepared to wait for my
answer until hell freezes over...
358
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:28,956
- ... if that's your decision.
- He said "hell".
359
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,707
That's okay. It's a crisis.
360
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,256
He has been watching this
all afternoon.
361
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,583
Will you please
continue your statement.
362
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,293
Why don't you
take him to the movies?
363
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,549
They've got one of those
flying professor pictures.
364
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,927
You could go see a movie
without a monster for once.
365
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,679
- No monsters?
- No!
366
00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:47,220
Hell...
367
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:50,932
- Where did he get that from?
- The U.N.!
368
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,400
We have no time to lose,
Mr. Adams.
369
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,986
We have to find uncle Cedric
before he gets into more trouble.
370
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,538
- What does uncle Cedric look like?
- He's a shopping cart.
371
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:10,334
You know, chromium finish,
and his right front wheel, it's sort of wobbly.
372
00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:13,333
- A shopping cart?
- Yes!
373
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:16,381
Well, of course he wasn't always
a shopping cart.
374
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,631
He had a spell put on him,
and it's all my fault because...
375
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:22,304
Alright, stick 'em up,
both of youse.
376
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,974
Gimme youse poise.
377
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,563
Alright!
Hold it right there!
378
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,440
Uncle Cedric!
379
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,028
You see?
380
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,238
He likes you.
381
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,452
Can we go home yet?
382
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,917
They're playing this thing
on Saturday...
383
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:02,629
- ... unless you people stop them!
- Ask the people who run this theater.
384
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:06,057
Ask 'em why they're selling this
town's kids, your kids, down the river.
385
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,805
Look at this!
Monsters taking women and...
386
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:12,764
Wait a minute!
Have you seen the movie?
387
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,940
No, I haven't, Miss.
388
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:18,315
I haven't taken a tour of the sewer,
but I know what's down there.
389
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,193
This guy, Woolsey,
his pictures are all the same,
390
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,570
A cheap, sick thrill for a bunch
of hop-headed teenagers.
391
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:27,324
What about letting people
make their own decisions?
392
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:30,497
Sure, let the kids see it.
They'll wake up screaming every night.
393
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:32,370
Let them forget about church,
school and...
394
00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:33,747
Oh man, come on!
395
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:36,875
Sure, and let the fellas
at the base come too.
396
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,455
Just when this country
needs to be strong.
397
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,837
- Are you sayin' these people are commies?
- No, it's not about politics!
398
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,590
- Hold on a minute.
- It's him!
399
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,012
I'm Lawrence Woolsey.
Who are you fellas?
400
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,682
We're from "Citizens for
Decent Entertainment", Mr. Woolsey.
401
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,431
- I've never heard of your organization.
- You're gonna hear.
402
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:54,309
I don't think you're being
very fair to my movie.
403
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,561
They were fair to your movie
in Little Rock, pal.
404
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:59,064
- Look what it got 'em.
- Full-scale panic.
405
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,612
- People terrified!
- Let him finish!
406
00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,439
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
407
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,399
I don't have
a big speech to make...
408
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:08,361
but I was under the impression
that Key West...
409
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,412
... was a pretty
sophisticated place.
410
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:14,413
- Not like coming to some hick town.
- Nah, man, do your worst.
411
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:19,043
I'd like to hand out some free passes
so people can decide for themselves...
412
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:21,920
- if this movie is really so terrible.
- That's fair.
413
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,844
It's true that my movies show things
that others won't show...
414
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,673
things that some people say
are shocking...
415
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,384
things that some people
are scared to even imagine.
416
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:35,688
But is that really more terrible
than the world we live in every day?
417
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,812
- That's a real pretty speech, pal.
- Does that help you sleep nights...
418
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,234
... while you're turning kids
into hoodlums?
419
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,278
I sleep like a baby,
my friend.
420
00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:46,949
- We gonna get free passes?
- Here you go, sonny.
421
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:51,746
Here. Maybe you two
could decide for yourselves.
422
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,994
Thanks, but that's not
the way we get our kicks.
423
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,995
What about
the first amendment?
424
00:29:56,086 --> 00:30:00,171
There's no first amendment
to the ten commandments, pal.
425
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,354
Herb Denning.
426
00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,565
I knew it!
427
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,776
Stan, before we go out
on Saturday...
428
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:29,529
there's something
I have to talk to you about.
429
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:30,654
Sure.
430
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:35,536
You know, for a while I was seeing
this older boy, Harvey Starkweather.
431
00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:38,492
- I heard that.
- It was a mistake. I see that now.
432
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:41,124
Although in some ways
he was a very good person.
433
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,546
He was really sensitive.
434
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,920
- Did you know he writes poems?
- Really?
435
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:49,720
Yeah. I could tell you one
if you'd like to hear it.
436
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:54,426
- Yeah, uh, sometime.
- Okay.
437
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:57,432
Anyway, he used to get himself
involved in things...
438
00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,435
... like holding up liquor stores.
It's over now.
439
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,108
Although
he did teach me a lot.
440
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,856
What about?
441
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:09,361
Well, about my body,
my desires.
442
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,736
About being a woman.
443
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,741
He was very good for me.
444
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,252
Stan?
445
00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:30,218
You don't think they're gonna
shoot off those missiles, do you?
446
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,763
- No, I don't.
- Because Harvey was always saying...
447
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,214
... that the whole world's
gonna blow up anyway...
448
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,846
... so we should just do
whatever we want.
449
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:40,100
- That's crazy.
- I know.
450
00:31:41,108 --> 00:31:43,691
This writer in New York,
that Harvey sent his poems to...
451
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:48,112
... said that Harvey was an example
of a complete primitive.
452
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,485
I could've told him that.
453
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:55,069
Anyway, I don't think
they'll set the missiles off.
454
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:58,406
Kennedy and Khrushchev are probably
working this whole thing out right now.
455
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,786
It's on this high level.
456
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,868
It makes more sense
when you explain it, Stan.
457
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,330
I know we'll have a good time
on Saturday.
458
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,791
One thing
I thought we might do,
459
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,750
They're showing this movie
at the Strand...
460
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,836
- ... where this guy...
- That sounds really nice, Stan.
461
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,672
But in Mallory Square
they're having a special exhibit on coral.
462
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:18,100
Little animals and things
people make out of it.
463
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,847
- That sounds great.
- Okay.
464
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:24,023
- So, I'll see you there about 1 p.m.
- Alright.
465
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,495
Hi.
466
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:51,129
- Hello.
- Uh, my name's Gene.
467
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:55,717
I saw you in that
air raid drill yesterday.
468
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,923
Yeah, the whole world did.
469
00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:03,639
- What did they do to you?
- Detention for a week.
470
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,222
Wow!
471
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,775
They put Gandhi away
for a year.
472
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,445
I don't know
that many people here.
473
00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:23,207
You're not one of those guys
by the tetherball, are you?
474
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,455
No, I just met them.
475
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:28,708
Well, I mean,
I just moved here this year.
476
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:32,541
I've lived here all my life.
You haven't missed much.
477
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:35,549
I thought people
were supposed to like it here.
478
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,590
It's supposed to be the most
wonderful place on earth.
479
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:44,770
The beautiful coral reef,
the beautiful hibiscus flower, blah-bla...
480
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,188
If it's such a wonderful place,
how come the negro kids...
481
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:51,735
- ... have to go to a different school?
- I don't know. I guess they do that...
482
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,984
It's because they're not really
supposed to be people.
483
00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:57,157
Neither are the Russians.
484
00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:01,954
If they're not real, just go ahead
and kill them, send in the Navy.
485
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,284
My dad
doesn't wanna kill anyone.
486
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,461
Who's your dad?
487
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:13,166
He's on one of those ships
over by Cuba.
488
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,926
- I'm sorry, I didn't...
- That's okay.
489
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:24,472
You must be worried
about him.
490
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,774
Well, I hope he's alright.
491
00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:31,475
Thanks.
492
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:44,488
Tell me your name.
493
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,075
I'm not mad.
I just wanna know your name.
494
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:48,784
Stan.
495
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,789
Stan, you're gonna have
to give me some answers.
496
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,417
If you don't, then I'm gonna have
to hurt ya!
497
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,624
What's that gonna solve?
498
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,131
It's not gonna solve
anything.
499
00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:00,178
Just more pain.
500
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,636
- Answers?
- About yourself and Sherry.
501
00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,388
You goin' out with her?
502
00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:10,644
Well, we were gonna look
at some coral on Saturday.
503
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,224
Coral?
504
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,519
She likes coral.
505
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:21,113
All those little animals givin' up their bodies
to make somethin' pink for Sherry.
506
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,159
You can't do it, Stan.
507
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,707
You can't do anything
with her.
508
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,285
And you can't tell her
we had this little talk.
509
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:34,872
Because the fact that
things like this have to happen...
510
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,333
It's crazy, you know?
511
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:41,011
Well, uh, maybe it doesn't
have to happen.
512
00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:43,008
No, Stan, it does.
513
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:48,010
It's like I once wrote
in a poem:
514
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,483
"Destiny...
515
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,479
... it's like a crazy river...
516
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:04,531
... where you see
different people's boats...
517
00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:08,580
... that they have
going by on it.
518
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,541
But tomorrow...
519
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:14,460
... tomorrow's a knife.
520
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:18,040
Tomorrow's a big knife."
521
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:23,300
You get it?
- Uh... Sort of.
522
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:26,382
It's abstract, Stan.
523
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:48,237
- Mr. Woolsey?
- Hello, son, good to see you.
524
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,413
- Comin' to the show, Saturday?
- Sure.
525
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,663
I was here the other night
when you got here.
526
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:56,836
You know those two guys who were
yelling at you about your movie?
527
00:36:56,923 --> 00:37:01,918
Oh, yeah. We get some
of those people in every town.
528
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:05,970
Sometimes it's a church group,
sometimes the P.T.A.
529
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:10,767
- You know, they mean well, but...
- One of those guys was Herb Denning.
530
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,845
He was in
"The Brain Leeches."
531
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:16,227
He played the third man
at lunch counter.
532
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,107
Just cruise it around town
for a few hours.
533
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,484
Schools, Navy base...
534
00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:29,821
You see, son...
535
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,155
... Herb turned against me.
536
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:34,916
Okay, he didn't turn against me.
He's still working for me.
537
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,119
- What's your name?
- Gene Loomis.
538
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,250
You're very observant, Gene.
That's a good habit.
539
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,206
Hi, how ya doin'?
Saturday night, right here.
540
00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,668
Big show. Don't miss it.
541
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:48,847
Herb's an interesting guy.
He used to be kind of, uh...
542
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:52,676
... well, dishonest.
Shakedown artist, strong arm.
543
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:56,935
Someone sent him to collect money from me
just when I needed an inexpensive actor.
544
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:59,517
Isn't it fun to know these things
about your favorite stars?
545
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:02,603
- He's pretty good.
- Bob's even better. That other guy?
546
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:06,235
But he got himself on the stupid blacklist.
That's why he's workin' for me.
547
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:07,487
They're both good.
548
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:10,410
It's just hard to get
people around here stirred up.
549
00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:12,738
Could be this bomb business.
550
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,870
I don't have to tell anyone
those guys work for you.
551
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,043
- You want a pass for the show Saturday?
- I've already got one.
552
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,292
- What do you want?
- To help you out.
553
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,794
I mean,
you must have a lot to do.
554
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:27,674
- Okay, you're with the show for an hour.
- There you are.
555
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:30,051
- What is all this?
- It's a secret. Can you keep a secret?
556
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,257
- I already am.
- Right!
557
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:35,310
These are a little surprise for
the audience rigged to the seat cushion.
558
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,182
Feel that.
559
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,683
Giving it to the people
right where they need it most.
560
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:43,439
- Cool.
- Mr. Woolsey...
561
00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:46,192
this is a national crisis
that's going on.
562
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:49,400
If you start vibrating the theater
and scaring people...
563
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:53,783
- What's that?
CONELRAD, the Civil Defense Channel.
564
00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,955
They're tied straight in
to the distant early warning.
565
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,999
If there's an attack,
they will broadcast on this wavelength...
566
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,327
... a full 90 seconds
before we have local sirens.
567
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:04,631
I really wish you'd...
Anyway, you see what I'm saying.
568
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,505
The country is on Red Alert.
People are already scared.
569
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:11,759
Exactly! What a perfect time
to open a new horror movie.
570
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,342
Think of it, my friend.
Millions of people...
571
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:18,303
looking over their shoulder
waiting for God's other shoe to drop.
572
00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:23,359
Never knowing if each kiss,
each sunset...
573
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:25,902
... each malted milk ball
might be their last.
574
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,696
Please.
575
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,403
We're halfway home.
576
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,780
We'll fill this place.
What's capacity here?
577
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:37,707
- 500 down here and 100 in the balcony.
- That's all for the balcony?
578
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:41,535
- Safety restrictions, termites, the tropics.
- Whatever, we'll fill it.
579
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,836
The yokels
are on pins and needles.
580
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,041
Mr. Woolsey, people in Key West
are not yokels.
581
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,752
Well, then they shouldn't have
any problem with it.
582
00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:51,962
I'm glad you spoke up.
583
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,467
- What a jerk!
- Oh, I kinda like him.
584
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,268
You know where we can find
a hardware store?
585
00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,140
Yeah, I'll show ya.
586
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,649
I didn't think anybody'd
recognize Herb.
587
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,818
You spend your whole life
sittin' in monster movies?
588
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,691
A lot, yeah.
589
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:12,866
Somebody like Herb
or Vincent Price...
590
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,115
- ... it's like they're my friends.
- That's a strange group.
591
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:19,539
- What are your real friends like?
- I don't have too many.
592
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:22,209
My dad's in the Naw,
so we move all the time.
593
00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:26,380
Oh, man! 500 new kids a year?
That's scary.
594
00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:30,460
I remember one time we moved.
This was to the big town, Hatfield, Missouri.
595
00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:33,295
I was petrified of those guys.
596
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,590
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
597
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,221
But see,
now I get my revenge.
598
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:42,521
I get to scare everybody else,
but it's for their own good.
599
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:46,441
People go like this
at the scary parts.
600
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,894
They're not gettin' the whole benefit.
You gotta keep your eyes open.
601
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:52,606
- What's the benefit?
- Okay, like, uh...
602
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,032
a zillion years ago
a guy's livin' in a cave.
603
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,157
He goes out one day. Bam!
He gets chased by a mammoth.
604
00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,659
Now he's scared to death
but he gets away.
605
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,866
And when it's all over with,
he feels great.
606
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,168
- Yeah, 'cause he's still living.
- But he knows he is!
607
00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,870
And he feels it.
608
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:11,710
So he goes home, back to the cave,
first thing he does...
609
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:14,170
he does a drawing
of the mammoth.
610
00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:16,220
And he thinks...
611
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:19,049
... people are comin'
to see this!
612
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,350
Let's make it good!
613
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:25,351
Let's make the teeth real long
and the eyes real mean!
614
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:36,613
The first monster movie.
That's probably why I still do it.
615
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:39,821
Make the teeth as big as you want,
then kill it off.
616
00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:43,452
Everything's okay.
The lights come up.
617
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:51,506
You see, the people come into your cave
with the 200-year-old carpet.
618
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:55,256
The guy tears your ticket in half.
It's too late to turn back now.
619
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,088
The water fountain's
all booby-trapped and ready...
620
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:00,674
the stuff laid out
on the candy counter.
621
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:03,430
Then you come over here
to where it's dark.
622
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,855
Could be anything in there!
And you say:
623
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,023
"Here I am!
624
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,278
What have you got for me?"
625
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:17,775
Hey, Larry, where do you
want me to put this thing?
626
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,736
Put it next to the ax
on the floor up there, sweets.
627
00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:23,742
What ax?
628
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,708
Isn't that...?
629
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:28,751
Ruth Corday.
630
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,126
She's somethin', huh?
631
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:35,209
She's got that... bearing.
632
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:40,844
All the real stars have that,
whether they're movin' big equipment, or...
633
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:45,473
whatever.
They got it.
634
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,189
- Yeah.
- Hey, don't!
635
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:52,984
Don't touch that part up there!
I'll get that later. Just leave it.
636
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:58,489
- Is all this stuff yours?
- Yeah!
637
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:01,238
Atomo Vision, Rumble Rama...
638
00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,741
... it takes a lot more
to scare people these days.
639
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,199
Too much competition.
Give me them pliers, will ya, kid?
640
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,995
Now they got bombs
that'll kill a half a million people.
641
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,798
Nobody's had a
good night's sleep in years.
642
00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:19,799
So, you gotta have a gimmick, y'know?
Somethin' a little extra.
643
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,973
Hey, that thing's live!
644
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,971
I'm sorry!
645
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:31,936
I'd better go.
Um, I'll see you Saturday.
646
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:34,518
Yeah, God willing.
647
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,034
Hello?
648
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:46,580
Sherry, it's Stan.
649
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,577
Hello, Stan.
650
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:51,747
Um, listen, uh...
651
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,546
I'm not gonna be able
to go with you on Saturday.
652
00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:57,340
Oh, no? How come?
653
00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,418
Well, uh,
coach Burnett called...
654
00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:05,053
and they want guys to put sandbags
up in front of the all-purpose room...
655
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,305
in case
there's a missile attack.
656
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:10,183
Oh, Stan,
the all-purpose room?
657
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:14,016
Well, yeah,
'cause it faces south.
658
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:18,733
They think it's gonna take all day,
unfortunately.
659
00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,780
I'm sorry.
660
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:24,318
Well, I understand.
That's important.
661
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:27,996
So, we'll just
do it next weekend.
662
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:30,039
Uh, yeah.
663
00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:33,209
I'll see you at school.
664
00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,037
Bye, Stan.
665
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:44,174
- Hey, Sherry.
- Dwight, you little brat.
666
00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:47,007
Go back and knock first.
667
00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,308
You weren't supposed to write
to that guy in jail!
668
00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,181
Gimme those!
669
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,980
Boy, these are dirty.
His poems don't rhyme.
670
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:55,727
They're not supposed
to rhyme.
671
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,936
- I'm gonna show mom.
- You are not!
672
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:04,074
- What do you want?
- You to take me to the horror movie Saturday.
673
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,401
It's got a guy
that turns into an ant.
674
00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:10,204
- Some people throw up at it.
- How wonderful!
675
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:13,283
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
676
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:14,993
Okay, okay.
677
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,128
Neat!
678
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:22,085
This one's real hot!
Better hold onto it.
679
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:32,226
You know,
we should've elected Nixon.
680
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:34,429
He put those bombs
in Russia.
681
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,434
This whole thing
would be over.
682
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:49,614
How ya doin'?
683
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:53,703
We're doin' fine, my friend.
684
00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:57,206
Except for this big truck load
of sociopathology...
685
00:45:57,296 --> 00:46:00,288
that's just about to be dumped
out here on Duval Street.
686
00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:03,045
- We're just dandy.
- Socio what?
687
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:05,877
This so-called monster movie
that's coming on Saturday.
688
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,554
I never heard about that.
689
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:12,100
Maybe it's time you took a good look
at what's going on in your own town, mister.
690
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:15,599
- Wake up and smell the coffee.
- Smell the wreckage of young minds.
691
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:18,808
Gag on it.
What's your name, friend?
692
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,938
Harvey.
693
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:23,986
Harv, do you know
they let children see these things?
694
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:25,780
What's the message
they put out?
695
00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,324
That atomic power
is nothing but trouble?
696
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:32,700
And it's all right for mutations
to rip the clothes off of young women?
697
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,157
That's what they teach
the youngsters, Harv.
698
00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:39,745
That's a long way from George Washington
and the cherry tree, isn't it?
699
00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:40,795
Yeah.
700
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:46,752
This is our organization, Harv:
"Citizens for Decent Entertainment".
701
00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:55,427
Gee, can I keep this?
702
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:58,434
Sure.
Keep it and read it, Harv.
703
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,858
Yeah, I will.
704
00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:23,246
Harv, I don't think you'll mind
if I take this back from you.
705
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,924
You must get caught pretty often, Harv.
You ever do any time?
706
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,251
Yeah, Opa-locka Boys' Reformatory.
707
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:31,589
- I just got out. I did 7 months.
- Not long enough.
708
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:35,391
- You didn't learn very much.
- It was supposed to be a year...
709
00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:39,517
but, you see, I write poems,
and this guy in New York got me out early.
710
00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:42,440
- Poems?
- Yeah, you wanna hear one?
711
00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:46,235
- I don't think so, Harv.
- You guys really from that...?
712
00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:49,781
It's a funny world, Harv.
Almost nobody's what they seem to be.
713
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:53,451
And the ones that are,
you really have to watch out for.
714
00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,995
Can we give you
some advice?
715
00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:58,744
Get yourself
a square job, Harv.
716
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,791
You're not very good at this.
717
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,494
Hold him.
718
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:20,686
And at 1 hour, 28 minutes,
"The End" comes up...
719
00:48:20,773 --> 00:48:23,265
... count five,
house lights up.
720
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,316
Those doors open.
721
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:29,938
That's the timetable.
Those are the facts.
722
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,278
That's not the whole story.
723
00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:37,784
I know some of you have never been
in the motion picture business before...
724
00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:41,161
and some of you have been
at it a long time.
725
00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:45,328
But I want all of you
to look at the faces out here...
726
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,585
... during this picture.
727
00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:50,504
There's gonna be room in their heads
for only one thought:
728
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:53,006
"Don't let it get me."
729
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:55,429
They know
we can't hurt 'em...
730
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:59,760
... but they're still gonna be scared
half to death.
731
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:04,644
And all of you,
when you thread the projector...
732
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,775
... when you tear the tickets...
733
00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:09,899
... when you sell the jujubes...
734
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:12,447
... you're all a part of it.
735
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:17,656
And just when it gets the worst,
when they're sitting there...
736
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:22,081
... and their hearts are going
like trapped animals out here in the dark...
737
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,785
... we save them.
738
00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:29,624
And they say,
"Hey, it's alright!"
739
00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:34,382
"Thank God!
Hey, can I see that again?"
740
00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:39,140
P.S.: No, they can't.
We clear between shows.
741
00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:46,932
That was wonderful, Larry.
I'm all a-tremble.
742
00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:48,391
Thanks.
743
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:51,103
- Where are the guys applying for the job?
- Only one showed up.
744
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:53,609
- I sent him to try the suit on.
- Only one?
745
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:57,408
How many people are gonna wanna
dress up in a rubber Mant-suit?
746
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,987
Hey, not bad!
747
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,663
Lawrence Woolsey.
- Harvey Starkweather.
748
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,787
Take your head off.
749
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,369
Harvey Starkweather.
750
00:50:07,463 --> 00:50:10,922
- What kind of job exactly...?
- It's just a one-day thing.
751
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,999
Some of it's running
electrical stuff.
752
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:16,757
Switches and things
back here behind the screen.
753
00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:21,678
But the other part,
you have to scare people!
754
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:24,887
Really shake 'em up.
Think you could do that?
755
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:28,974
- Yeah, I could do that real well.
- Good.
756
00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:33,653
'Cause, when you put the suit on,
when you hit these switches...
757
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:36,902
- ... those people...
- This is where I came in.
758
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,743
Those people out there
in the dark.
759
00:50:42,414 --> 00:50:44,075
Fred, oh my God!
760
00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:46,783
You'll wake the kids up.
761
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,702
Are you kidding?
I'll wake them up right now.
762
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:51,333
No, honey.
763
00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:55,717
I would have called you
to say it was over...
764
00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:58,636
but they want to keep
a lid on it.
765
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,735
Dad?
766
00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:14,392
See the nurse
before the show.
767
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:23,569
Major Rudolph Anderson,
a Navy pilot from South Carolina...
768
00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:26,777
was shot down
by a Russian missile over Cuba...
769
00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,282
... earlier today
and is presumed dead.
770
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:32,081
Anderson, the first-known
casualty of the showdown...
771
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:34,408
... was one of the pilots
whose reconnaissance...
772
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:38,087
... first revealed the presence
of Soviet missiles in Cuba.
773
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:41,507
I hope this thing closes
faster than it opens.
774
00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:45,257
30 seconds.
Alright, let's add it up.
775
00:53:45,347 --> 00:53:48,760
Office to stairwell,
58 seconds.
776
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:51,013
Stairwell to shelter,
11 seconds.
777
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:53,720
Zero hour checklist,
15 seconds.
778
00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:55,930
Check air-intake level,
8 seconds.
779
00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:58,607
Automatic door, 28 seconds.
780
00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:02,528
16 and 5 is 21... 22...
781
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,694
Stan, how's it going?
782
00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:08,947
- Hey any of you guys seen Gene?
- So!
783
00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:10,744
- Sherry!
- Neat!
784
00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:12,196
So this is how you're spending
your day:
785
00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:14,783
Not sandbaggin' the all-purpose room,
not with me.
786
00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:17,494
- Down here at the monster show?
- No!
787
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,579
- See, I...
- That's very immature, Stan.
788
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,755
Who's that?
789
00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:25,130
- That's nobody.
- I'm telling anyway.
790
00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:31,391
- Sherry, wait!
- The all-purpose room?
791
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,806
Oh, man.
792
00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:37,309
Sign here, please.
793
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,766
- What are these things for?
- It's a release form.
794
00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:42,898
It says it's not our fault
if the movie scares you to death.
795
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:45,229
- Wow!
- It's not a joke.
796
00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,907
We've had ten-year-old kids
having heart attacks at this movie.
797
00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:50,109
They're recovering,
but we can't be exposed legally.
798
00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:55,449
- Now, if you don't sign...
- But, we're not scared, are we, Dennis?
799
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,498
No.
800
00:54:57,336 --> 00:55:00,545
Nurse! I cut my elbow!
801
00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:03,168
That looks terrible... Next!
802
00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:05,590
Sign here, please.
803
00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,921
Hey, look it!
804
00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:23,522
Sandra!
805
00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:25,444
Hi!
806
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,444
I didn't know
you liked monster movies.
807
00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:31,026
I'm here with my parents.
808
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:34,453
- Here she is... Whoa!
- Oh, God!
809
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:37,874
- That's disgusting!
- I know, Rhonda.
810
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,292
Well, the point isn't
whether we like it or not.
811
00:55:40,379 --> 00:55:41,744
- No.
- The point is...
812
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:45,048
If we start letting them
tell us what movies we can see...
813
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:49,718
- or what music we can listen to, then...
- I know, Jack.
814
00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:56,805
Okay, well,
we'll... see you later.
815
00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,727
Okay, yeah.
816
00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:01,480
- Bye.
- Bye.
817
00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:04,187
Those two for real?
818
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:08,317
'Course they're real,
they're my parents.
819
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,198
They're great, you know.
820
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:16,079
So what actually happens
in this?
821
00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:17,905
It's just a movie.
822
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,743
Right, I just heard
they had some other things.
823
00:56:21,837 --> 00:56:25,546
Well, there's some stuff
to make it scarier.
824
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:28,590
When the guy in the movie says:
"You don't understand my wife's is in there.
825
00:56:28,677 --> 00:56:31,089
My God, look out!"
That's cue number five.
826
00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:34,672
Turn 1 up to 4,
2 up to 3.
827
00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:38,384
For cue number 6,
1 goes to 5, 2 goes to 7.
828
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:42,221
But you never ever
turn 1 above 6.
829
00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,432
- Right.
- Okay. Now this stuff over here.
830
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:48,064
The guy's gonna say:
"Stay down low and don't look.
831
00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:52,274
Those are atomic weapons."
Bip, bip, bip...
832
00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:54,696
Okay.
833
00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:57,410
You're not a bad-lookin' kid.
834
00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:59,659
You ever done any acting?
835
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:02,158
How do you do it?
836
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:05,168
Never mind,
go put your costume on.
837
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:09,169
- Do you like poetry?
- Just the man I was looking for.
838
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:12,877
That's some audience.
They're practically tearing the place to shreds.
839
00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:15,713
I would like to be paid in cash
as soon as the show is in.
840
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:19,596
As a matter of fact, I'd like to be paid
in cash for both shows.
841
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:22,644
Mr. Woolsey, we've never
shorted anyone, really!
842
00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:25,018
Well, you should learn how.
843
00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:30,232
The roar of the crowd.
844
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:36,446
Hi! How are ya?
Good to see ya. Enjoy the show.
845
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:38,652
- No running.
- Good to see ya.
846
00:57:38,747 --> 00:57:44,834
We want "Mant!"!
We want "Mant!"!
847
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:50,211
We want "Mant!"! We want "Mant!"!
We want "Mant!"!
848
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,587
Down here looks good.
849
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:21,196
Hello, I'm Lawrence Woolsey.
850
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:24,782
The feeling at this atomic test site
is an anxious one.
851
00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:28,494
But then, you're about to see
for yourselves what I mean.
852
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:31,376
My terrifying new process,
Atomo Vision...
853
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,707
... puts you, the audience,
at ground zero.
854
00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:36,294
Not a safe place to be.
855
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:40,552
But today, there is
no safe place to be.
856
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:54,566
How we doing, nurse?
857
00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:57,023
Just too dazzled by
show business to speak.
858
00:58:57,117 --> 00:59:00,075
- That's the stuff.
- Hey, Wooley!
859
00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:01,493
Mr. Spector!
860
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:04,242
- Hey, how's it going?
- Sensational!
861
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:07,165
Ruth, this is Mr. Spector
from Megalopolitan Theaters.
862
00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:09,789
Enchanté.
863
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:12,371
I'm up here.
864
00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:14,582
Hello, Mr. Spector.
865
00:59:14,676 --> 00:59:16,667
How are you, Harold?
How are the numbers?
866
00:59:16,762 --> 00:59:18,469
It's Howard.
We're sold out.
867
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:19,966
Fantastic. What did I tell ya?
868
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:22,298
You told me I wouldn't have
to wear this uniform anymore.
869
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:25,475
The question is how the picture
will play with an audience.
870
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:28,395
That's what I'll be watching,
with great interest.
871
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:32,141
- What the hell is that?
- War news.
872
00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:33,851
Oh, you got a bet on it?
873
00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:37,108
When you see
what I've got cooked up!
874
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:41,534
- Wait'll you see the feelers on this thing.
- I'm sure it's wonderful.
875
00:59:42,037 --> 00:59:46,531
I'm sorry.
That's all the balcony can safely hold.
876
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:49,959
- There's a few seats in front.
- Oh, man!
877
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:53,128
It all started out
so innocently...
878
00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:57,209
... with one of those dental checkups
you're supposed to get every six months.
879
00:59:57,302 --> 01:00:01,011
I guess Bill and I always thought
if you just do what you're supposed to...
880
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:03,180
... then life
works out for you.
881
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:06,054
- Popcorn?
- How wrong we were!
882
01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:10,012
- You're lucky to be alive, Bill.
- I wish I was dead.
883
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,269
How could such a thing happen,
Dr. Grabow?
884
01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:15,317
X-rays, Carole,
a form of radiation.
885
01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:19,112
An ant must've bitten Bill
when he was having his teeth X-rayed.
886
01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:21,315
I've been meaning
to have the office fumigated...
887
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:24,197
... but I've been
too darn busy!
888
01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:28,622
Anyway, the ant's saliva
must have gotten into Bill's bloodstream...
889
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:31,996
... and gone straight to his brain
just as the radiation...
890
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:35,500
... which is measured in units
called Roentgens, was released.
891
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:38,799
- And that's how he became a...
- Mant!
892
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:49,014
- Oh, Bill.
- He's in a biological no-man's-land.
893
01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:51,015
- Somewhere between the insect kingdom...
- Gene?
894
01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,813
... and our own.
895
01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:56,357
- Is it reversible?
- I'm afraid not, Carole.
896
01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:59,733
- Once a radioactive event has taken place...
- Excuse me.
897
01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:02,235
So, I'll always be this thing!
898
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:06,034
Don't say that, darling.
You're still Bill, my Bill.
899
01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:09,864
- So where were you?
- I wasn't trying to get out of anything.
900
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:14,577
I had a date with Sherry.
We were going to look at coral animals.
901
01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:17,625
So, what happened?
902
01:01:17,716 --> 01:01:20,083
Harvey Starkweather.
903
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:22,418
He basically said he'd kill me.
904
01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:25,220
Now she's here with her brother
and she wants to kill me!
905
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:29,517
Tell the truth, honey.
If I looked like this when we first met...
906
01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:33,221
I would've been afraid, Bill.
I would've been very afraid.
907
01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:35,556
Can I sit with you guys
at least?
908
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:38,733
- But we can't be afraid now.
- Sure.
909
01:01:39,905 --> 01:01:42,567
Hey, isn't that that
"ban the bomb" girl you're with?
910
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:46,154
We're just sitting together.
911
01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:49,282
You hound!
912
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:53,161
By the way, I did get
your X-rays back, Bill.
913
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:58,121
I don't 'spose it makes much difference
to you now, but you didn't have a cavity!
914
01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:00,422
- Swell...
- Come in.
915
01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,587
Welcome, Doctor.
916
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,760
Who's this guy?
917
01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:08,635
I took the liberty
of inviting Dr. Flanken here.
918
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:13,265
He's with the office of unforeseen
atomic events in Washington.
919
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:20,522
Young man, I'm afraid
you've suffered some of the worst...
920
01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:25,106
...of what our mighty little friend,
the atom, has to offer.
921
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,784
It can power a city.
Or level it.
922
01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:30,611
But how can it cause this?
923
01:02:30,705 --> 01:02:35,074
Young lady, human-insect mutation
is far from an exact science.
924
01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:37,205
But there are some things
we do know.
925
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:42,290
You'll continue to metamorphose...
or change...
926
01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:45,297
... taking on more
ant-like characteristics.
927
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:48,971
And... you'll grow...
928
01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:53,134
- ... become bigger.
- I'm sorry, Bill!
929
01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:55,219
Sorry?
930
01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:58,601
Do you think this is
some picnic for me?
931
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:02,976
Did you hear
what I just said?
932
01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:06,780
Picnic! Get it?
Ants... Picnic.
933
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:10,617
What am I, alone here?
That's funny!
934
01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:13,571
- Isn't it funny, doctor?
- Doctor, watch out!
935
01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:28,135
What's happening to him?
- He's all right.
936
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:32,260
Any ant would react
to a small dose in the same way.
937
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:37,095
You're just seeing it in a magnified...
or larger form.
938
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:38,853
Oh, Bill.
939
01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:41,978
Thanks, doc,
I needed that.
940
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:47,028
We said we'd try and live a normal life,
but we were kidding ourselves.
941
01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:51,905
Crumbs! How long can I exist on crumbs?
I'm hungry!
942
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,282
I'll show you!
943
01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:01,334
Go, my brothers and sisters!
Go!
944
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:04,584
- You're free! Free!
- No, Bill.
945
01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:09,418
Behold the great emancipator!
946
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:13,005
- And now, to go downtown.
- No, Bill, you mustn't.
947
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:16,763
- I'll call Dr. Grabow.
- Get away from the telephone, Carole.
948
01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:20,517
Don't make me use this.
949
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,832
Gotcha!
950
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:51,510
Oh, Bill, if you could just listen to the man
in you and put the insect aside.
951
01:04:51,596 --> 01:04:55,715
- Insecticide? Where?
- No! No, I mean...
952
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:58,676
Doctor, he belongs in a hospital,
not in a prison.
953
01:04:58,770 --> 01:05:02,934
Where would you have me send him,
a funny farm or an ant farm?
954
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:04,935
How could you be so cruel?
955
01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:09,771
How could you not love me
now that I'm the only real man in your life?
956
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,365
Just kidding, Bill.
957
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:19,121
Electricity plus atomic energy.
958
01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:23,792
Now he'll grow at an accelerated,
or speeded up rate.
959
01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:52,571
- Are you all right?
- I hope so.
960
01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:55,695
We'll have to have
that bite looked at.
961
01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:59,278
Good Lord,
he's becoming huge!
962
01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:03,036
Who can possibly stop him the way he...
Look out!
963
01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:09,500
He's breaking
through the roof!
964
01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:20,633
The American blockade
has intercepted one ship...
965
01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:24,220
... the Soviet cargo vessel Marucla,
which was boarded by armed sailors...
966
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,681
... from two U.S. destroyers,
this morning.
967
01:06:26,774 --> 01:06:30,813
That inspection was described as tense
but no weapons were found.
968
01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:36,616
And so, today, an anxious world holds
its breath waiting for the next confrontation.
969
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,568
Waiting for
the next rumor of war.
970
01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:44,407
The Presidential Press Secretary,
Pierre Salinger, has scheduled a statement.
971
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:47,205
Sherry.
972
01:06:47,295 --> 01:06:51,163
- Oh, hello, urn...
- Gene.
973
01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:55,501
Gene. Yes. I hope you and
your friend Stan are enjoying the show.
974
01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:57,256
I'll have a Hershey bar
and popcorn, please.
975
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:59,679
- Could I talk to you for a minute?
- What about?
976
01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:03,384
About Stan.
This wasn't his fault today.
977
01:07:03,478 --> 01:07:05,560
He really wanted to go see
the coral with you.
978
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:07,263
I find that hard to believe.
979
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:11,066
Well, it wasn't the coral so much.
See, Stan likes you.
980
01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:12,358
He really likes you.
981
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:14,527
He certainly has
a strange way of showing it.
982
01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:18,448
He was probably afraid
that you'd think it was childish to...
983
01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:21,653
To be here?
I do.
984
01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,997
Yeah, well,
he was gonna go with you.
985
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:30,169
But then he remembered he said he'd go
to this movie with me and my little brother.
986
01:07:30,255 --> 01:07:35,125
You see, Stan kind of calms
Dennis down when he gets scared.
987
01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:38,131
- He's like an uncle to him.
- To your brother?
988
01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:42,180
Sure. And he knew Dennis
was really looking forward to it.
989
01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:46,386
He said "I can't do it.
I can't let the little guy down."
990
01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:48,436
That's sweet of him,
thinking about a little boy.
991
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:50,764
- Well, we're missing it.
- Go away, Dwight.
992
01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:54,817
- I'm telling.
- That's the kind of guy Stan is.
993
01:07:54,904 --> 01:07:58,397
He just thought,
with our dad being out there...
994
01:07:58,491 --> 01:08:00,983
he didn't want Dennis
being alone in here.
995
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:04,786
And with you living on the base
and being less advantaged...
996
01:08:04,872 --> 01:08:09,161
- Oh! That is moving.
- I know.
997
01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:13,453
Hold your fire!
998
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:23,256
- What in creation do you call that thing?
- Bill.
999
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:28,514
Bill, this is General Ankrum.
1000
01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:31,939
Surrender now.
Come down off that building.
1001
01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:34,608
We've got sugar for you.
1002
01:08:40,742 --> 01:08:43,484
Men, fire your D.D.T. Missiles.
1003
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:13,393
Major cities, resort areas.
1004
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:16,601
It's all gonna be looking
like the surface of the moon.
1005
01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:19,277
The people
should be prepared to...
1006
01:09:24,202 --> 01:09:25,784
This is it!
1007
01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,991
A direct hit.
1008
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,702
It didn't even stun it!
1009
01:09:31,793 --> 01:09:34,785
- Sherry!
- Stan, Gene explained everything to me.
1010
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:36,620
I'm so sorry.
I didn't realize.
1011
01:09:36,714 --> 01:09:39,206
- There? only one thing left.
- No, general!
1012
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:41,962
Yes, atomic weapons.
1013
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,132
Zero Hour Checklist.
1014
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,397
Fish food!
1015
01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:06,862
Quickly, it's headed
for that movie theater.
1016
01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:10,696
It? Don't you understand?
He's not a monster, he's a shoe salesman!
1017
01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:13,748
Would you let that
fit you in a pump?
1018
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:17,669
- A real general wouldn't say that.
- Shut up.
1019
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:41,728
- Look out! Behind you.
- It came out of the screen!
1020
01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:46,361
Don't worry, Dennis.
It's just some guy in a suit, okay?
1021
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:49,318
Look out!
There, in the tenth row!
1022
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:51,870
- It's in the theater.
- How could this happen?
1023
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,332
Look out!
1024
01:10:57,837 --> 01:11:00,329
He looks mad, doesn't he?
1025
01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:03,211
- Run for your lives!
- Don't let it get you!
1026
01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:06,214
Oh, no!
He's got a hold of someone!
1027
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:09,216
Run! Run!
1028
01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:12,425
Jesus, what the hell's
he doin' to that kid?
1029
01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:17,517
Hey! You're supposed to scare him,
you idiot hick!
1030
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,231
Hey, come back!
1031
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:28,156
Wait! It's leaving!
It's going outside.
1032
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:32,406
Thank God!
1033
01:11:32,497 --> 01:11:34,784
Oh, what was it?
1034
01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:37,707
See what he's putting back?
The showmanship.
1035
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,252
This, to my mind,
is what's been missing!
1036
01:11:45,092 --> 01:11:48,005
Do you really think these atomic things
will change Bill back?
1037
01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:49,961
You like to talk, doc.
You tell him.
1038
01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:52,423
That kid is not laying a hand on me, Larry.
There are limits.
1039
01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:55,350
Okay, okay, I'll talk to him.
1040
01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:57,302
Great stuff.
1041
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:12,029
Stop! Don't shoot!
1042
01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:16,613
Stan?
1043
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:18,573
- In here.
- Stan?
1044
01:12:19,544 --> 01:12:21,626
What happened?
That guy was crazy!
1045
01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:25,080
I don't know, man,
but I scared him away with this.
1046
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:26,505
Look at this.
1047
01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:30,130
Yeah, I know, it's a fallout shelter.
We've got one at home.
1048
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:33,714
See this? It purifies the air
so you don't breathe in the fallout.
1049
01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:36,140
What's this thing for?
1050
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,219
Nothing.
1051
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:44,440
- And this bike?
- Generator. To run the lights and everything.
1052
01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:48,691
Yee, there's a shower and books
if you get really bored.
1053
01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:52,399
There's no phone!
1054
01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:55,861
On! Right.
1055
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:59,414
What?
1056
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:02,458
Who?
What are you doing in here?
1057
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:05,287
Get out! The door is closing!
Get out!
1058
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,169
Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's happening!
1059
01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:10,591
This is it!
The bomb's exploding!
1060
01:13:10,678 --> 01:13:13,796
- Let me out!
- Let me in!
1061
01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:22,853
We're locked in.
1062
01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:38,236
Listen.
1063
01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:45,827
Was that... it?
1064
01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:49,168
Was that really it?
1065
01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:52,004
Uh, I don't know.
1066
01:13:58,309 --> 01:13:59,674
I can't find him anywhere.
1067
01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:03,228
He went out this door
and I was scared and...
1068
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:08,980
Okay.
1069
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:11,277
I love you. Bye.
1070
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:16,032
Why is this terrible thing
happening?
1071
01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:21,363
I have been over and over in it my mind
and I can't find an answer.
1072
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,869
All night long,
I lie awake thinking.
1073
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:28,500
Why?
Why does it have to happen?
1074
01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:31,877
You're a doctor. Tell me.
1075
01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:35,088
I wish I knew, Carole.
1076
01:14:35,179 --> 01:14:37,341
I wish I knew.
1077
01:14:37,431 --> 01:14:40,173
Wrote this too, did ya?
1078
01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,133
Yeah.
1079
01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:44,344
Excuse me a minute.
1080
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,644
It's not fair!
1081
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:52,068
It's supposed to be for me!
1082
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:57,149
Hey, you see that kid
in the ant suit?
1083
01:14:57,243 --> 01:15:00,611
The Russians have attacked.
The bombs are falling.
1084
01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:04,699
- You saw this on TV?
- No. It went out.
1085
01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:06,874
They must've hit
the TV stations first.
1086
01:15:06,961 --> 01:15:10,750
And then everything started shaking
from the blast waves!
1087
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,751
My God.
1088
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:17,006
It's not the Russians.
It's "Rumble Rama."
1089
01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:20,471
- What?
- That stupid kid I hired.
1090
01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:24,176
He probably turned
all my stuff up way too high.
1091
01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:28,059
- Did you hear any air raid sirens?
- No, but...
1092
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:31,016
What about your radio,
your CONELRAD?
1093
01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:34,818
My radio.
1094
01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:38,273
My radio is... is...
is in my office.
1095
01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:40,900
Well...
1096
01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:46,411
Well, I, uh,
I guess everything is...
1097
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:49,538
Wait a minute. There are two kids in there!
My fallout shelter!
1098
01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:51,369
- Let 'em out.
- I can't.
1099
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,922
It's on a time lock.
It won't open for months.
1100
01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:55,840
- It's not my fault.
- Is there food?
1101
01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:59,885
Yes, but...
I forgot to set the air-intake blower.
1102
01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:02,259
- The which?
- The air-intake blower.
1103
01:16:02,349 --> 01:16:05,182
It brings the air in.
It's got a fall-out filter, but if you don't set it...
1104
01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:08,227
- You mean, there's no air in there?
- There won't be soon.
1105
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:09,554
Dandy.
1106
01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:12,686
Well, we'll have to pop this off
right here.
1107
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:16,862
- Find crowbars and hammers.
- Sure.
1108
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,813
- They guaranteed it couldn't be opened.
- Who?
1109
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,240
The people
who sold it to me.
1110
01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:24,278
Boy, am I
in the wrong business...
1111
01:16:33,130 --> 01:16:34,495
Gene?
1112
01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:37,298
Yeah?
1113
01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:43,972
What if we're the only ones that made it
into one of these things in time?
1114
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:47,050
Then...
1115
01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:50,728
Then we'd be the only people
in the whole world.
1116
01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:58,653
- It's like we're...
- Like we're what?
1117
01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:03,149
Adam and Eve.
1118
01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:09,326
I mean, if there are still
gonna be people afterwards...
1119
01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:13,125
Babies...
1120
01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:18,289
Well... yeah.
1121
01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:23,173
Then maybe
they will be the ones...
1122
01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:26,052
... that'll live here
without blowing it up.
1123
01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:31,561
It's our responsibility
to carry on.
1124
01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,730
That's right.
1125
01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:40,357
Are you scared?
1126
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,782
Yeah.
1127
01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:48,403
Me too.
1128
01:18:26,619 --> 01:18:29,407
- Mom!
- Yes. You okay?
1129
01:18:29,496 --> 01:18:33,660
Gene and "Mant" went out the door with...
With him!
1130
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:37,494
- Uh... Hi. Uh, are you Gene's mom?
- Yeah.
1131
01:18:37,588 --> 01:18:40,831
- But how can this be a free speech issue?
- That ant can't hurt you.
1132
01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:43,713
- I don't know.
- So don't be scared. Okay?
1133
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:46,464
- Ants...
- American movies...
1134
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:47,636
Where is he?
1135
01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:49,964
You see, uh, Gene and
this girl Sandra got stuck in a...
1136
01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:52,426
Sandra? My Sandra?
1137
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:01,859
- Good Lord!
- Bill, put that down!
1138
01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:16,540
Hey, quit it, you guys!
1139
01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:25,424
Whoa, whoah, whoah,
young man.
1140
01:19:25,511 --> 01:19:28,378
I want you to wait for me right here.
Don't you move.
1141
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:30,338
Don't move!
1142
01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:53,031
There's something alive.
1143
01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:57,282
They want to get in.
We have to let them in!
1144
01:19:57,376 --> 01:20:00,539
- But the radiation.
- That doesn't matter!
1145
01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:06,500
- Sandra?
- What are you doing?
1146
01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:09,753
Oh, Rhonda!
1147
01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:12,088
- Mom!
- Oh, my God!
1148
01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:16,433
- Are you okay?
- Looks like he's doin' okay to me.
1149
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:19,182
- Thank you.
- We thought everyone else was dead.
1150
01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:21,731
You were acting like everyone was dead.
Your little brother has been terrified!
1151
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:26,903
- No, mom!
- Excuse me! Excuse me, excuse me.
1152
01:20:27,781 --> 01:20:30,318
Stan, do you really have
one of those shelters at your house?
1153
01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:32,400
Yeah, down in the basement.
1154
01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:35,907
He usually doesn't even meet people.
I'm sure she's a very nice girl.
1155
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:38,581
- Is the boy military?
- Oh, God.
1156
01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:42,080
Well, it's rough, kid.
But on the plus side the world's still here.
1157
01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,501
No, no, no!
It's just that stupid kid.
1158
01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:49,334
He's going crazy
with my stuff.
1159
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:57,891
- Where'd he go?
- It lost us.
1160
01:20:57,978 --> 01:21:00,845
There! There he is!
1161
01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:02,976
Stop him!
Someone stop him!
1162
01:21:03,067 --> 01:21:06,276
- He's got that woman!
- She's a nurse!
1163
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:08,319
Where's he taking her?
1164
01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:11,864
- After him!
- But it's so...
1165
01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:15,739
So what? Do you know what something
like that will do to a human woman?
1166
01:21:19,291 --> 01:21:22,249
I told Larry I'm not doing this!
Don't put a hand on me!
1167
01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:25,454
- Come on! Put me down!
- Beautiful, beautiful!
1168
01:21:25,547 --> 01:21:29,131
You're not even going
the right way, you jerk!
1169
01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,754
You're supposed
to go out the lobby!
1170
01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:35,179
Hey, what're you...?
Put me down, you moron!
1171
01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:44,063
That Woolsey's a genius.
1172
01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:47,562
You can't drop an atomic bomb
on Chicago!
1173
01:21:47,653 --> 01:21:50,896
We've evacuated the civilians
to a safe place.
1174
01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:55,150
Safe from fallout,
from radiation poisoning?
1175
01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:58,532
No more screamin'
or I'll cut you!
1176
01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:01,580
There they are.
1177
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,453
He's just a bug, a big bug.
1178
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:06,161
He's got a knife!
1179
01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:08,371
- It'sjust a bug!
- And it's a big knife.
1180
01:22:08,465 --> 01:22:11,173
- Sure... it's a bug...
- Give me the money fast!
1181
01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:14,878
A million dollars worth of radar
can't track it.
1182
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:18,590
Enough fire power to wipe out
a regiment can't even scratch it.
1183
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,470
Come on, Sherry.
1184
01:22:20,561 --> 01:22:22,427
You're comin' with me.
We're going far away.
1185
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:25,309
- No, please don't hurt her!
- Come on!
1186
01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:27,561
We belong out there.
1187
01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:31,861
It's like a poem I once wrote:
The road, the sacred pavement.
1188
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:35,406
We are the traffic.
We are what we traffic in.
1189
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,907
And the truck stops here.
It's no skin off my asphalt.
1190
01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:43,581
It's just a line,
just a yellow line.
1191
01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:47,501
- No! No!
- My socks are red and I'm ready to ride.
1192
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:52,798
What does she see
in that guy?
1193
01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:55,673
Hold it, son.
We'll call the police.
1194
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,934
Give me the police.
1195
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:17,649
It's still shaking.
Feel it?
1196
01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:23,742
Help me, somebody!
1197
01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:28,125
Help!
Somebody help me! Stop!
1198
01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:37,085
Once we so cleverly let that
atomic genie out of its bottle...
1199
01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:39,841
... there is no putting it back,
gentlemen.
1200
01:23:41,934 --> 01:23:46,178
Wow, that thing's ready to drop.
We gotta get everybody off of there.
1201
01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:49,229
- Do we turn off the movie?
- Then they stomp.
1202
01:23:49,316 --> 01:23:50,898
Come on!
1203
01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:54,648
It's a different world now...
1204
01:23:54,738 --> 01:23:58,857
... from the one we knew
only a few short years ago.
1205
01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:01,446
What's going on?
1206
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,653
We're gonna have to get
a little ahead of the picture here.
1207
01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,909
Make sure
the aisles are clear.
1208
01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:08,491
Open the back doors,
will ya, hon?
1209
01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:11,327
Kid, heat up number two
for me, will ya?
1210
01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:16,082
But I don't understand.
Why would you want to examine me now...
1211
01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:17,883
Clear the aisles, please.
1212
01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:19,586
Please take your seats.
1213
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,172
- I saw that!
- Your appointment is today.
1214
01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:24,758
- Big kid...
- People always find a reason to put it off.
1215
01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:27,263
That's the kind of thing
people like to do.
1216
01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:31,598
Um, yes, but after everything
that's happened, maybe you...
1217
01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:34,229
Maybe I'm what?
1218
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:37,778
Unfit to work on people's
precious little teeth?
1219
01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:46,495
Why are you keeping
your hand...
1220
01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:51,167
Because it's not my hand.
It's not a hand at all!
1221
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:54,496
Not since Bill bit me!
1222
01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:15,982
Jesus! This is it!
1223
01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:52,228
Hey! Hey, look!
1224
01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:54,351
It's still here.
I don't believe it.
1225
01:25:54,441 --> 01:25:56,728
It's all still here.
It's all right.
1226
01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,434
Hey, hey, hey!
What the hell are you doin'?
1227
01:25:58,528 --> 01:26:00,439
I was in the theater!
They had the atomic bomb!
1228
01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:04,899
- I thought the world was gonna end.
- Man, I'm seein' this twice!
1229
01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:08,702
- Come on, guys, let's go. No tripping.
- Nurse, look, this guy fainted!
1230
01:26:08,789 --> 01:26:11,247
You're right.
Everybody, let's go. Out that door.
1231
01:26:18,965 --> 01:26:20,376
Harvey, watch out!
1232
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,428
Stay back, stay back!
1233
01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:34,888
- Sherry! Sherry! Sherry!
- Stan!
1234
01:26:34,981 --> 01:26:37,769
Oh, thank god you got here.
I was so scared!
1235
01:26:37,859 --> 01:26:41,318
- You were wonderful!
- I was?
1236
01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:43,021
Dennis?
1237
01:26:43,949 --> 01:26:45,565
Dennis?
1238
01:26:46,910 --> 01:26:50,653
- He was down here! Dennis?
- Dennis?
1239
01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:51,782
Mom!
1240
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:56,993
Help.
1241
01:27:06,012 --> 01:27:07,047
Dennis!
1242
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:18,063
Dennis, hold out your hand.
1243
01:27:19,943 --> 01:27:22,105
Give me your hand.
1244
01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:31,740
Come on.
Give me your hand.
1245
01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:43,544
Okay. That's it.
Come on.
1246
01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:45,590
Nice and slowly.
1247
01:27:46,386 --> 01:27:50,345
Come on. Come on.
Reach for me.
1248
01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:55,801
Gene!
1249
01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,560
That's it.
1250
01:28:14,372 --> 01:28:17,535
Mom! Gene! Help me!
1251
01:28:18,418 --> 01:28:21,661
Gene, pull me up.
Please!
1252
01:28:21,755 --> 01:28:23,291
Pull him up, okay?
1253
01:28:26,510 --> 01:28:28,217
Pull me up!
1254
01:28:35,101 --> 01:28:36,842
It's burning.
1255
01:28:39,105 --> 01:28:40,436
No, it's not.
1256
01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:12,212
- There's no fire in there.
- No, I turned it off.
1257
01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:15,093
Folks, we won't be having
a second show today.
1258
01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:17,470
- You're kidding!
- What?
1259
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:21,976
We will be giving you a free pass
to a future presentation.
1260
01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:24,853
My son's been waiting three weeks
to see this movie!
1261
01:29:24,943 --> 01:29:28,436
You tell him he can't see this movie!
You tell him!
1262
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:33,490
Hey, Woolsey!
1263
01:29:33,577 --> 01:29:37,115
This crowd is turning into a mob.
Congratulations.
1264
01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:40,288
- Hey, let me ask you something.
- Excuse me.
1265
01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:42,992
Do you own that process?
1266
01:29:43,086 --> 01:29:45,293
Yep. It's something
I've been working on for a while.
1267
01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:47,838
Some of it's stage lighting,
some magic show stuff.
1268
01:29:47,924 --> 01:29:50,040
But the big studios,
none of them have anything like it.
1269
01:29:50,135 --> 01:29:53,594
You know why?
They're dinosaurs! No vision.
1270
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:55,591
- They were scared, weren't they?
- Terrified.
1271
01:29:55,682 --> 01:29:57,844
- Might even want to tone it down a little.
- Sure.
1272
01:29:57,934 --> 01:30:00,847
Normally you can let the people
leave the theater at their own pace.
1273
01:30:00,937 --> 01:30:03,099
Easier on the carpets,
you know what I mean?
1274
01:30:03,189 --> 01:30:06,022
Also, I'm still concerned
about that bomb thing.
1275
01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:09,227
- Little question of taste?
- No, no. But your younger patrons...
1276
01:30:09,321 --> 01:30:13,110
You could have some seat wetness.
This I see as a definite drawback.
1277
01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:17,739
Right. Hey.
You know what wouldn't be bad?
1278
01:30:17,829 --> 01:30:22,164
Ghosts. They come through the screen,
fly over the heads of the audience.
1279
01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:25,117
- Ghosts that drip blood!
- Drip it on the audience.
1280
01:30:25,211 --> 01:30:26,121
That was my thought.
1281
01:30:26,212 --> 01:30:29,580
I can see it all now.
"Blood-o-scope," "Bleed-o-rama."
1282
01:30:29,674 --> 01:30:33,383
- You wrecked my theater.
- I did not! He did.
1283
01:30:33,470 --> 01:30:35,086
Sherry!
1284
01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:40,132
- Sherry!
- It was great, Mr. Woolsey.
1285
01:30:40,226 --> 01:30:42,388
It's kinda hard to believe
that you're a grown-up.
1286
01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:43,810
No kidding.
1287
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:46,935
You think grown-ups know
what they're doing?
1288
01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,356
That's a hustle, kid.
1289
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,981
Grown-ups are making it up
as they go along just like you do.
1290
01:30:52,072 --> 01:30:54,780
You remember that,
you'll be fine.
1291
01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:58,951
- That's beautiful, Mr. Woolsey.
- No trouble.
1292
01:30:59,037 --> 01:31:00,744
Nurse.
1293
01:31:02,290 --> 01:31:03,826
- But he...
- Will you stop worrying?
1294
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:05,578
The insurance will cover it.
1295
01:31:05,669 --> 01:31:09,583
In fact, I'd leave the balcony out.
I'd put two more screens up there.
1296
01:31:09,673 --> 01:31:12,631
The sound leaks, and people will hear
two pictures for the price of one.
1297
01:31:12,717 --> 01:31:14,754
The wave of the future!
1298
01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:17,211
- I'll call you.
- I'll call you too.
1299
01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:20,468
- Nice to meet you. Bye-bye.
- Yes, good-bye.
1300
01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,433
The announcement
came in a communique...
1301
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:26,057
... from chairman Khrushchev
to president Kennedy...
1302
01:31:26,147 --> 01:31:29,435
... saying that the Soviets
would dismantle the missiles on Cuba...
1303
01:31:29,526 --> 01:31:31,813
... and return them
to the Soviet Union.
1304
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:34,395
- Quoting: "To give reassurance...
- Gene, Dennis!
1305
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,571
- ... to all people who crave peace...
- Come in here!
1306
01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:38,899
... and to reassure
the American people...
1307
01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:41,235
... all of whom, I am certain...
1308
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:42,615
- ... also want peace...
- It's over.
1309
01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:45,789
.... as do the people
of the Soviet Union."
1310
01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:50,415
The pentagon said that the American
naval quarantine of Cuba would be ended.
1311
01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:53,873
And that the ships would be returning
to their home ports...
1312
01:31:53,967 --> 01:31:55,332
... by the end of the week.
1313
01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:58,670
And so a sigh of relief
around the world...
1314
01:31:58,763 --> 01:32:02,347
... as two of the great powers
pull back from the nuclear abyss.
1315
01:32:02,434 --> 01:32:06,098
Amazing! You won't believe
the kind of ink we're getting.
1316
01:32:06,187 --> 01:32:10,181
Look at this:
"Horror Stunt Saves Patrons' Lives."
1317
01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:11,765
Where?
1318
01:32:13,445 --> 01:32:14,856
Oh, down there.
1319
01:32:14,946 --> 01:32:16,732
Yeah, well, we're up against
this Cuba thing.
1320
01:32:16,823 --> 01:32:19,406
Anyway, Spector's getting
us into 60 theaters.
1321
01:32:19,492 --> 01:32:22,780
- How do you like the car, kid?
- It's great.
1322
01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:26,205
- Well, we're off to the opening.
- Cleveland.
1323
01:32:26,291 --> 01:32:29,033
- Congratulations.
- Exactly.
1324
01:32:36,593 --> 01:32:38,175
Honey?
1325
01:32:46,436 --> 01:32:50,100
So, now, you two,
was that your first date?
1326
01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:52,101
Ah... Yeah.
1327
01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:54,149
Hard to top.
1328
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:57,318
You guys'll do it, though.
Well...
1329
01:32:59,282 --> 01:33:01,398
Better be rolling.
1330
01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:04,406
- Uh, keep your eyes open.
- I will.
1331
01:33:04,496 --> 01:33:06,078
Bye.
1332
01:33:19,177 --> 01:33:23,262
- Keep your eyes open for what?
- The scary parts.
1333
01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:27,842
Nice kids.
1334
01:33:28,394 --> 01:33:31,932
That wouldn't be bad,
you know, have a couple kids.
1335
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:35,186
We have to be married
for that, Larry.
1336
01:33:35,276 --> 01:33:36,687
Yeah, I know.
1337
01:33:38,196 --> 01:33:43,066
- Boy, you are the shock expert.
- Think about it.
1338
01:33:43,159 --> 01:33:45,196
You see the look
on those two?
1339
01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:47,277
It's like their whole life
got called off and then...
1340
01:33:47,372 --> 01:33:49,534
"No, wait a second, sorry,"
it's on again.
1341
01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:53,993
That's how everybody looks now.
People are walkin' around...
1342
01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:56,328
They made it. Safe.
1343
01:33:57,006 --> 01:33:59,748
Uh-huh.
How long do you give that?
1344
01:33:59,843 --> 01:34:01,629
Couple weeks, couple years,
then bang...
1345
01:34:01,719 --> 01:34:04,427
somebody else comes along
with another way for the world to end.
1346
01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:07,256
Only this time, they mean it.
1347
01:34:07,350 --> 01:34:10,468
At least those two
got a jump on it.
1348
01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:14,555
They've seen
the coming attractions.
1349
01:38:32,532 --> 01:38:34,318
Oh, Bill!110118
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