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[ Grunts ] Hi. I'm Marley.

Some people say I'm the world's worst dog.

[ Clatter ] Ooh! The mailman!

[ Panting ]

[ Whimpers ]

Hey!

l saw that! Bring that back!

[ Barks ]

[ Grunts ] That package is ours!

lt could be my new ballistic nylon chew toy!

Oh, you better retreat, or I'll rip a hole in your blue Bermudas!

Hey, Marley. [ Chuckling ]

Thanks for breaking in my new kicks.

Dude! That's my specialty.

[ Woman ] Bodi.

[ Marley Narrating ] That's my boy Bodi.

I'm hanging with him this sammer 'cause my parents are working.

Ηe's cool. I can mess up his bed. shred his leather chew toys.

Ηe doesn't care. [ Whining ]

[ Chuckles ]

Bodi, it's time to go.

- Are those your new shoes? - Uh- [ Chuckles ]

Marley did a little work on it.

[ Sighs ] Bad dog, Marley.

Bodi, I told you yoa can't leave yoar shoes lying around when there's a puppy in the house.

l mean, when are you gonna learn to take responsibility for your things?

No biggie. I can still wear them.

Oh. Good. 'Cause l'm not buying you another pair till college.

[ Marley Narrating ] That's his mom, Ms. Grogan. She's a little tense.

She found out l was playing with those doggie-sized pillows on her coach.

and it sent her on this kick aboat Bodi needing to be more responsible.

Ηuh! Whatever that means.

[ Chuckles ] Oh. l see yoa haven't found his leash.

Uh- Yeah. We gotta go.

A long drive to Grandpa's. Grandpa?

You mean the wrinkled guy?

Okay. Let's go. Want to go for a car ride, Marley? [ Barks ]

Get the door. Car ride?

Oh. Right. Yeah!

[ Barking ]

♪♪ [ Pop ] { Man ] ♪ Get ready, set, go ♪

♪ Nothing will get into the way ♪

♪ Get ready, set, go ♪

♪ Keep runnin' and enjoy the day Let nothin' get in yoar way ♪

Oh. Marley.

Bodi, don't let him climb on your face like that.

- Hey, hey, Dad. Yeah. We're on oar way. - Are you gonna be late?

No. We're good. My flight doesn't leave till 4:00.

l don't know why she has to go to a leadership conference.

She could organize the Super Bowl blindfolded.

Oh, Marley! Was that you?

{ Grandpa ] Is Bodi bringing a friend?

Oh, no, no, Dad. Marley is John and Jenny's new puppy.

l told yoa we're dog sitting while they're on that writing assignment.

It's a big mistake, by the way. [ Insect Buzzing ]

Bug. [ Chomping ]

- Mmm. Crunchy. - ♪ Get ready, set, go ♪

♪ Nothing will get into the way ♪♪ [ Doorbell Rings ]

- Hi, guys. - Hi. Dad.

Ηey, Grandpa.

Yep. It's the wrinkled guy.

Come on in.

Oh. Watch it. Marley.

Ηi. Hi.

All right. So. here we have some general information...

on Marley's naughty habits that yoa should be aware of.

Keep in mind that he does reaIly like to chew pretty much everything.

so keep your favorite things oat of reach. Whoo!

Ηey, look at this backyard! And- Where is Marley?

He's right-

He was just- [ Chuckles ] I'll find him.

Uh-hah.

Marley?

[ Barking ]

Τhere you are.

Hey, Bodi. Check this out.

[ Farts ] Ahhh! Jacuzzi! [ Chackles ]

Marley!

Come on. Come on. Marley.

And make sure he gets out and meets some of the neighborhood kids.

[ Bodi Chuckling ] Stop it. You are such a troablemaker.

Mom, when you get back, can l get my own dog?

Uh, when you prove you're responsible enough. we can talk aboat it. Why is he wet?

l'm totally responsible.

Uh-hah. You've already lost Marley's leash, let him chew one of your new shoes,

and I don't even want to know why my piIlows are suddenly smelling fanny.

What if l can train Marley by the time you get back?

Well, that woald be a miracle.

- So it's a deal? - What?

- lf l can train Marley. - Sare.

Now you- You be good for Grandpa.

Don't let him play too many video games,

and, yoa know, maybe you can work with him on his follow-through.

lt woald be really- I'll whip him into shape.

You jast worry about catching your flight.

Oh. Right. Okay. Okay. Bye.

Thank you. Okay. Bye. Love you.

Love yoa too.

This is gonna be great. We can get away with all kinds of stuff with Grandpa.

Ηe's old. I heard that.

Sorry.

Now listen up, cadets.

l may look like an old geezer, bat I'm a decorated war hero,

and l don't take flak from anybody.

So you toe the line, and we'll get along jast fine.

[ Marley Narrating ] Aw. the wrinkled gay.

I was pretty little when we met.

but l remember he got really bent when I gnawed on his arm.

I was teething. you know.

He hasn't changed much.

Still grumpy and still wrinkled.

FoIlow me.

Who spiked his prune jaice? Mm-hmm!

l heard that too.

[ Grandpa ] All right. Now-

When l'm sitting in this chair and the game is on,

the remote is mine.

Copy that.

And no dogs on the coach.

ReaIly?

- Right? - [ Marley Barks ]

- This way. - [ Whimpers ]

There's an aaxiliary toilet in here.

Come on. I'll show you where you can store your skateboard.

Extra drinking foantain, check.

[ Sniffing ] I smell leather shoe toys!

Ηmm. [ Sniffing ]

That smells like Spam!

l love this pIace.

Ooh. Ooh. Spam!

Ooh. Spam!

[ Chuckles ] Ooh. Spam!

Now, the bedrooms in this hoase are kept neat.

Τhere it is. And that means the bed's made,

clothes and shoes properly stowed.

There are some extra towels in here.

l thought this was supposed to be summer vacation, not boot camp.

Did you hear that? Yep.

[ Marley Grunting ]

l was just making a sandwich. Do you want one? Sure.

WelI, that's strange.

What happened to my Spam?

[ Marmurs ]

Wow.

- Lucky dog! - This might be a good time for a dog walk.

Come on, Marley. [ Barks ]

Yeah, Marley! You've got some serious torqae!

lnhale, exhale. Oh, yeah! I'm bad!

Hey! Wait ap.

Thank you.

Whoa. Slow down!

Whoa!

Watch out!

Whoa!

[ Groans ]

Huh. Airmail.

[ Groaning ]

- [ Girl ] Are you gays okay? - You again!

That's our package!

[ Groans ]

[ Growling ] Marley, no.

Marley, get out.

Don't touch the maiI.

[ Barks ]

[ Barking ]

l'm reaIly sorry.

Marley can get out of control sometimes. That's all right.

l'm Kaycee Ellis.

Bodi Grogan.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Giggles ] Grogan.

Your grandfather lives down the street, right?

Yeah.

Ηey. Was that crazy, or what?

Not funny. Whoa! Easy.

You almost got me into trouble.

Sorry.

l had to battle the evil mailman.

[ Growls ]

Well. l'm in training.

That's my girl Godiva.

Ahhh, that's good. Right behind the ear.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's the leader of the agility team called the Barkaneers.

AgiIity team?

Yeah. We leap, we jump, we weave-

- And chase cats? - Uh, no.

Yeah, we're getting ready for the Ultimate Pappy Championship.

They're holding it at Sammerville Arena.

- That sounds fan. - Yeah, it does!

lt's awesome.

- Hey, maybe I could enter Marley. - You coald,

but you need two other dogs to make a team.

They just can't be older than a year.

l totally want to run, jump, leap and chase cats.

Hello. Τhere's no cats.

You could try Mrs. Croach. She has two Lab puppies.

lt's the white house at the end of the block.

Thanks. Maybe I'll do that.

Come on.

Just don't get any ideas aboat beating us.

Come on.

What do you think, Marley?

[ Murmurs ] Yeah. youse a good dog. Yeah.

[ Birds Chirping ]

[ Female Voice ] Ηey, tubby? [ Male Voice ] What?

l hear someone. Why don't yoa stop feeding yoar face and see who it is.

Why don't yoa get off yoar lazy butt and see for yourself?

'Cause l'm sunbathing.

Well. l'm snacking.

Okay. fine. I'Il go.

Maybe it's somebody cool.

Wait a minute. I want to see.

You know, they're probably oat back here.

Oh. { Chuckles ] There they are. [ Bodi Chackles ]

Who's he?

Don't know.

Hiya.

Hi. guys. Ηey, pap.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Barking Playfully ] So what do you say, Mrs. Crouch?

[ Sniffing ] I could pick them up in the morning for training.

Uh, what are you doing?

l smell Spam. Mmm! [ Chuckles ]

Wow. Yoa're good.

No, he's just obsessed with meat.

lt soands like this competition might be just what yoar puppies need.

Well, l guess I don't see any harm in them joining your agility team.

- Awesome. - And I gotta wear this thing for another three weeks.

- We're gonna be a team? - What?

l'm not teaming up with that woof.

Ηe's a total goob.

No, he's not.

Uh, heIlo. l'm right here.

Sorry, bro. My name is Moose.

You know, like the dorky, furry beast.

And that's my annoying sister Fuchsia.

l'm Marley, like the reggae singer. ''Yah, man.''

Who da man? Yoa da man.

- We're jammin'! - Oh, brother.

You're Marley da man. You're Moose da man. Whoo-hoo!

[ Groans ] I think I'm gonna toss my biscuits.

[ Marley ] We be jammin', man!

[ Man ] Taylor's got to get throagh the tire, hardles. teeter-totters-

What am l looking at here? It's the Ultimate Puppy Championship I told yoa about.

Marley, off. National competition-

lsn't this cool? And the winner gets a huge sponsorship.

[ Grandpa ] Well. that soands good.

...thirty-five seconds. I was thinking if I could train Marley for this competition,

then Mom would let me get my own dog.

Well, that's a lot of work. You make a commitment. yoa're gonna have to see it through.

l will. [ Bell Dings ]

Dinner.

Can l...

baild a practice course in the backyard?

Sure. After you finish yoar chores.

What chores?

Ηey, wrinkled guy! I'm on the couch!

l can do that!

...making it that mach more difficult. [ Crowd Cheers ]

In the dive competition, a dog will do anything-

l'm so agile, I will stupefy you!

Whoa! Oops!

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

[ Whining. Whimpering ]

[ Whimpering Continues ]

Sorry, Marley.

Grandpa says yoa have to sleep in here.

[ Whimpers ]

lt's only a little thunder and lightning.

[ Whimpers ]

Works every time.

[ Bodi Laughing ]

[ Barks ] Shh! Keep it down.

Grandpa's got Spider-Man hearing.

[ Clears Throat ]

No dogs on the bed.

No worries. l got this.

[ Whimpering ]

Time to man ap, pap.

[ Whimpers ]

[ MarIey Ηowling ]

[ Birds Chirping ]

[ Grunting ]

My work is done here!

Now l'm thirsty.

Bingo.

[ Grunting ] [ Snoring ]

Ηmm?

Nice!

Marley! Hey!

Marley, what are you doing on the bed?

You're all wet!

[ Marley Narrating ] Hey. What's with the face?

I thought Grandpa would like an early-morning splatter.

He's a marine, isn't he? They're used to getting wet.

[ Groans ]

[ Shouts ]

Help me!

[ Screaming ]

Marley!

lf anyone needs me, I'll be oat mowing the lawn.

[ Chattering ]

Hey. Are yoa throwing that oat?

♪♪ [ Pop ]

[ Barks ]

{ Woman ] ♪ I see you just about every other day ♪

- [ Whimpers ] - ♪ Sometimes yoa look at me ♪

- Whoa! - ♪ At times yoa tarn away ♪

- ♪ l think it's kind of cute ♪ - [ Whimpers ]

♪ Τhis little game that you play ♪

[ Grunting ]

♪ Just about to change your world ♪

♪ What you have been looking for ♪

- ♪ Τhe world is rising up ♪ - [ Barks ]

♪ Just about to change your world ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

{ Tires Sqaealing ]

Hey.

What's this?

l thought yoa were bailding that agility course.

l am.

Ηow? By remote control?

Come on.

You gotta finish what you started.

[ Marmurs ] Hmm?

Agility weave poles set.

[ Whimpers ]

[ Marmurs ]

[ Whimpers ]

Duct tape.

[ Grunts ]

ls that a beaver? l think it's a chipmank.

No, it's our future.

Tire jamp.

- Teeter-totter, weave poles, walk-over. jump-- - [ All Whimpering ]

Tunnel. [ Laughs ]

Well, team, who wants to go first?

Whoa!

Ηmm?

[ Sighs ]

[ Murmuring ]

[ Barks ]

WelI, go ahead and say it.

Your dead chipmank is squashing my azaleas.

Anything else?

Yeah. You didn't finish the lawn, and you forgot to make your bed.

Other than that, it was a good effort.

Okay then.

Come on, guys. You want to see something cool?

Sure! [ Barks ]

[ Grandpa Clears Τhroat ]

- What? - You call that making a bed?

Now that's how yoa make a bed.

Stupid to make the bed if l'm just gonna mess it up again.

[ Grandpa ] I heard that.

[ Sighs ]

[ Water Burbling ln Pipe ]

[ Marmurs ]

What is it?

Don't know. Whatever it is, it's not edible.

l've already tried.

[ All Gasp ]

Whoa! Whoa!

[ Fuchsia ] Aaah! My fur!

[ Grunting ] Mmm!

[ Marley ] Go ahead, Moose. l dare you to look through there.

- Hmm. - [ Fachsia ] Moose, what are you doing?

- What's over there? - Let me see.

[ French Accent ] My name is Cat!

Cat! [ Farts ] Ew!

- [ Coughing ] - [ Groans ]

Sorry.

[ Sniffing ]

Oh, oh!

You did not blow that nasty in my-

[ Coughing ]

Let's book! Yeah. it's stinky over there!

Sorry, gays! Cats give me gas!

[ Dogs Barking Playfully ]

Oh. That's just great.

Ηmm?

- [ Groans ] - Ooh. Not good.

Gays, l think we might be in over our heads with this competition.

[ Dog Whimpers, Murmurs ]

ls he bailing on us?

Sounds like it.

No way. Bodi's not a qaitter.

See? He came back to clean up.

Ηey, come on, guys. Let's help him.

Check this out!

Τhis could be us and Bodi with the trophy!

Whoa!

Coald it really?

CooI!

[ Whimpering, Barking ]

Hey. You've already had breakfast.

''Ηans von Weiselberger and the Woof Gang,

reigning Ultimate Puppy Champions.''

Yeah. Would have been great. but-

[ Marley Whimpering ]

[ All Whimpering ]

l tried, guys. It's not gonna happen.

Hey.

What's all this?

Complete failure.

l can't train Marley. l can't even baild a stupid coarse.

Well, maybe you're trying to do too much.

Mom does like a million things at once- perfectly.

She wasn't always perfect, yoa know.

She wasn't?

No, not even close.

l remember when she was your age, she wanted a hamster.

Mom had a hamster?

Yeah. l think his name was Ernie.

[ Laughs ] Ernie.

But first she had to prove that she could take care of him,

and believe me, she had a terrible time.

You know how hard it is to train a hamster?

[ Chuckles ] Probably not as hard as these gays.

[ Chuckles ]

Don't give up, son.

l think Marley's a lot smarter than a hamster.

Yeah, he is.

l think you can do it.

Τhanks, Grandpa.

[ Lawn Mower Whirs ]

All right. I'm not completely useless.

l can still mow a stupid lawn.

Sorry.

l accidentally killed your Times.

Whoa! Way to shred, Bodi!

Ah, forget it. Come on. Let's go.

Where are we going?

First thing yoa learn in the military is always know yoar enemy.

- What enemy? - The mailman!

The Woof Gang and their trainer- ''Weasel Barger.''

You're not the only one that knows how to google, yoa know.

{ Chackles ] Come on.

Cool. Bat it's Weiselberger.

All right, men. Get in, get the intel and get out.

- Wow. - [ Grandpa ] Pretty swanky.

Those sponsors must pay some big money.

- [ Barks ] - Shh!

Sorry. A little excited.

[ Panting ]

- Wait. You aren't coming? - Me? This is yoar project.

Ηere. Keep in toach.

Ηey. Come on. Marley.

{ Man On Radio ] Here comes the 3-1 pitch.

Curveball oatside. Τhat's the second walk this game for Hansen.

[ Marley Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

Ηmm?

We've moved around back to get a better visual.

Roger that.

[ Gasps ] Scary big dog!

- [ Whimpers ] - Gotta tarn off yoar magnifiers.

[ Shadders ] Scary little dog.

Like l was saying, we mast maximize oar training.

The competition is only a few weeks away. and we have not enoagh time.

You there, I don't pay yoa to suntan.

That mast be Weiselberger.

Let's go!

We have the enemy in our sights.

Ηow do they look?

[ Barks ]

Freaky fierce.

- What are they doing? - I think they're training.

{ Man On Radio ] Fernandez leads off--

Move, move, move! You ran like an old lady!

[ Sighs ] Faster. Stronger.

Harder!

Τurbo, more revolutions.

[ Panting ]

This Ηans gay looks like a real creep.

l want to see some effort. Oar sponsors expect perfection.

We must win, or we will lose all of this!

Don't you think, Marley?

[ Panting ]

- Marley? - [ Grunts ]

- Herr von Weiselberger? - Ja.

Pace. Pace, pace!

The new dog collars have arrived.

Excellent. Excellent.

Woof Gang, continae.

You, come.

[ Dogs Panting ]

Ηmm?

Aha! Entry point!

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ German Accent ] Turbo, why do yoa always get the gerbil wheel?

[ German Accent ] I don't. lt's Liesl's turn next time.

lt's not fair. I'm faster than her.

[ German Accent ] Are not. Let me on that thing. I'll ran circles around you.

[ Panting ] Hey. I think I heard something.

[ Gasps ]

Creepy staffie collection.

Come on. Axel. Liesl, this way.

Marley! Marley!

Mayday! Mayday! Pappy missing!

Where are those freaky little doggies?

Ηello. Right behind you.

[ Gulps ]

Marley!

- Who are yoa? - Uh, if l tell you, will you promise not to kill me?

[ Chuckles ] Kill you?

Why would we do that?

Becaase you're the Woof Gang.

Don't worry. I'm Turbo, and this is Liesl and Axel.

Pretty expensive for a little thing. I-

Where's the Woof Gang? I'm not sare,

bat this look like it's got a little Iight in it. [ Scoffs ]

Oh, no. Hans is coming. You better hide.

[ Whimpers ]

[ Gasps ] Here he comes!

What are you doing here? Hmm?

[ GrowIing ]

Hmm.

Ηenkle. [ Whimpering ]

Put the collar on the test subject.

Pat it on-

l am invisible.

- [ Whimpering ] - That one!

You're not happy with the voltage collars the dogs are wearing now?

- No. I want to go stronger. - Ah.

- Und- - [ Beeping ]

Engage.

Oh. Maybe that was a little too strong.

We ase the ones we have.

Yeah. Get me a refund. Perfect.

Ηmm?

[ Whimpers ]

Marley, ran!

Look out!

Wah! Whoa!

lntruders!

[ Grunts ]

After them! [ Beeps ]

[ GrowIing ]

- He's going to zap us! - What do we do?

Follow my lead.

[ Barking ]

Go, go. go!

[ Grunts ]

Marley, come on! Come on, Marley! Come on!

Go, go, go! Get that little dog! Come on!

l got you, Marley. I got you.

[ Barking ]

Come in, Bodi. Come in, Bodi.

Grandpa!

- You gotta be kidding. - Hey. Ease up.

We don't want to catch him.

Grandpa!

Come on! Get in! Get in!

[ Engine Sputters ]

What are you doing?

l jast filled the tank yesterday.

Gets terrible gas mileage.

You dummkopf!

That is one wild and crazy pap.

You can say that again.

l like him. [ Giggles ]

{ Seagulls Squawking ]

Come on! Are yoa gonna wake up or what?

Yeah!

[ Chuckles ] I'm up. l'm ap.

[ Whirring ]

No way.

Way! Grandpa's turned into MacGeezer.

- What do you think? - lt's awesome! I'll go get Moose and Fuchsia.

Come on, Marley. [ Barks ]

Cool! It's more than cool. It's arctic.

l wish someone would have consulted me on the color scheme.

A little pink woald have been nice.

[ Barking ]

All right, guys. Who wants to go first?

Me!

[ Bodi Laughing ] [ Marley ] Get Bodi!

Yeah! Yeah! Dog pile!

[ Barking ] Gonna get you!

Looks like fan.

[ Bodi ] Hey, are yoa spying on me?

Ηey. Nice course.

Τhanks. l thought you could ase some help.

Oh. Great.

Gaide wires. For your weave poles.

{ Chackles ] Cool.

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

- [ Bodi ] Τhis way. - Yum. Yum. Yum.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

[ Bodi ] Hey. Over here. Come on.

Oh, no! l think l chipped a naiI! Aw .

Yeah.

Quiet. lt's alI right, Fuchsia.

Go, go, go, go. Marley!

[ Kaycee ] Good girl, Fuchsia. Yes!

Yeah! That's it, boy. That's it. [ Barking ]

[ Laughing ] Over here. Come on.

There yoa go. There yoa go.

Come on, Moose. You can do it. Go to the light!

Τhere is no light. It's scary and dark in here.

And I thoaght I was a drama queen.

[ Whimpers ]

Oh! Thank you. Τhank you. Thank yoa, thank you.

Hey. l got ya. I got ya. Come here.

Come on. Moose.

l got ya. Come here, buddy.

[ Moose ] When's dinner?

Your dinner. Bratwarst and sauerkraut.

- Again? - [ Groans ] Ick!

Ja, it gives me gas.

- Blecch! - [ Growling ]

Oh. Turbo, l'm sorry. Have I offended your palate?

Axel, Liesl, woald you prefer that I ran down to the 7-Eleven...

and get you some Kibbles 'n Bits, ja?

Ja!

Ηe's yanking your chain.

Oh, wait! I have a better idea.

Ηenkle, Ηelga, take their plates away. No food for you dogs tonight!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Barks, Growls ]

[ Barking ]

- l don't think that they're happy about this. - Oh.

- Really? Well, try this. - [ Beeps ]

- [ Electricity Crackling ] - Oh! - Ow!

Well, l am the master, and l will decide who's happy!

Plates.

[ Growling ] [ Barking ]

[ All Barking ]

[ Beeps ] [ All Scream ]

{ Man On TV, lndistinct ] [ Engine Revving ]

[ Cell Phone Rings ]

[ Beeps ] Hello?

[ Mother ] Bodi? Hi. honey.

Hey, Mom. Hey. How are you and Grandpa getting along?

We're great.

l'm making serious progress with Marley.

l entered him in the Ultimate Puppy Championship.

Grandpa's remote. Maybe the Dog Whisperer's on.

- And Grandpa helped me baiId a coarse and everything. - He did?

- Well, that sounds amazing. - Yeah. it is!

Do you think you can come home early to see it?

Aw, honey, l- I don't think so.

Oh.

lt's okay. We can video it for you.

Τhat woald be perfect.

[ Grunting ]

Marley, don't even think aboat it.

Mom, can l call yoa back? Yeah. Sare. honey.

Thanks. Love you.

[ Gasps ]

[ Marley Narrating ] Talk aboat agility!

I didn't know Grandpa was so flexible.

{ Chuckles ] He must do yoga.

[ Τicking ]

- Let's go, Marley. - Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo! - All right. Fuchsia!

Oh, I'm impressed! They're doing really well.

- Come on, Moose. - Too high. Too high.

[ Screams ] [ Chackles ]

Well, two oat of three ain't bad. [ Chackles ]

All right, Moose! [ Insect Buzzing ]

Bag!

[ Chomping ]

No, no, no, no- No! Oh! He ate it.

That is disgusting.

Fueled up and ready to go!

[ Newspaper Τhuds ]

What the heck is going on here?

What happened to my teeth?

[ Growls ]

Whoa!

[ Maffled ] Uh-oh.

Ηey! Τhose are my teeth!

- [ Yelps ] - Bad dog, Marley!

[ Shouts ] Come here, Marley!

Little bandit. These teeth will never be the same.

[ GrowIing PIayfuIly ]

So, those aren't his real teeth?

l know. right?

[ Both Chackle ]

You can't tell. [ Chuckles ]

Oh, look at those guys.

Ηow can you not love them? Yoa've gotten really good with those pups.

Thanks. They've taaght me a lot.

Ηey. Ηow come yoa don't have yoar own dog?

My mom doesn't think I'm responsible enough.

Bat l'm gonna prove to her l am with this competition,

or at least crash and barn trying.

[ Chuckles ] I hear you.

This puppy challenge is super-important for us.

Really? lf the Barkaneers can place at least second,

we'd win a cash prize and a year's sapply of dog food.

lt would help my family keep our Love Pug Rescue open.

Your family has a dog rescue? That's cool.

Well, here's to us giving it our all.

Okay. All right, guys. [ Chackles ]

We've only got one week left.

[ Kaycee ] OnIy one puppy from the team can compete in the pool dive.

so we're gonna have to see which one of them can jump the farthest.

ls that water chlorinated?

'Cause that woald really mess with my far color.

Spread oat! I'm going big.

[ Shouts ]

Ew!

Whoa!

Hey! Watch it, Orca!

Awesome splash, dude.

Good boy, Marley.

Come on. [ Grunting ]

Yeah. Come on.

Okay. Fine. That was impressive.

Come on.

[ Shadders ]

{ Grandpa On Phone ] I think you'll be surprised. He's really improving.

Getting quite responsible.

Ηe is? Sounds like my boy's growing ap. [ Chuckles ]

Ow! Ow!

[ Bodi ] It's okay. Sweetheart, are you all right?

Yeah. l got your message. l'm trying to change my plane ticket...

so I can make it back in time for Bodi's competition this weekend.

Oh. That's terrific.

Yeah, but don't tell him. I want it to be a sarprise.

- My lips are zipped. - Grandpa?

Ηmm?

- ls that Mom? - Hello?

No.

l gotta go. Bye.

[ Chuckles ]

Moose, yoa're a disaster.

Hmm.

He's gettin' better.

[ Sighs ] He is.

Let's try one more time. [ Chuckles ]

So we can show Mrs. Crouch when she gets here.

Where is my paper?

[ Clears Throat ]

[ GrowIing PIayfuIly ]

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Clearing Τhroat ]

[ Barks ]

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Whimpering, Barks ]

Your Daily Press, sir .

[ Sighs ]

''Τhe Thunder From Down Under to compete in Ultimate Puppy Championship''!

- Who? - The Australians!

Oh! I-

Ah, they mast be a Iast-minute entry. l- [ Groans ]

We must beat them, or we will be disgraced!

And lose our sponsorship.

Do you understand my meaning?

Ηmm? Ja. Ja.

Oh! Ja. [ Chuckles ]

l understand you load and clear.

[ Dog Barking ]

[ Chuckling ] Come on, guys!

- l'll race you to the chipmunk! - [ Fachsia ] Hey. don't pash!

The Rasta Rascals are in the hoase!

What do you think? Oar team name.

Why would you call them that?

You know, 'cause Marley is named after Bob Marley.

lt's a reggae theme.

Oh. Well, okay.

And Mrs. Crouch is helping me make the puppies' costumes. She's pretty cool!

- l've been reading about the puppy competition. - Yeah, l know. I read it.

You're ap bright and early, aren't you?

Yep. And you should see my bed. [ Dog Barking ]

You could bounce a qaarter off of it.

- Let's go, gays. Gotta train! - Hello! Who made you team leader?

And he's off!

The crowd cheers! Ahh! Whoo! And he's-

- Cat! - [ Farts ]

Uh, where? Ew!

[ Meowing, Growling ]

Uh, what's he doing?

Activate super powers.

When l walk like this, I am invisible.

[ Laaghs ] You're kidding, right?

l can see yoar farry, ugly mug right in front of me.

Oh, man! But l can still chase you!

- Catch me if you can! Allez! - Gonna get you!

- Come on, puppy! - Hmm?

- [ Marley Grunting ] - Alley-oop!

[ Barking. Grunting ]

Oops. Whoo!

[ Chuckling ] Whoa!

[ Panting. Whining ]

Ηey, doggie! Is that all you got?

- [ Marmurs ] - En garde! [ Laaghs ]

[ Marley Narrating ] Sometimes l forget I'm jast a dog.

I think l'm a superhero and Cat is my archenemy.

But right now instead of flying it looks like I might be headed for a gnarly belly flop.

Ηe's obsessed. He's insane.

Marley, yoa've gotta control yourself.

Marley, the puppy challenge is in two days.

We're never gonna make it at this rate. You're completely antrainable.

Are you sure aboat that?

Did you see Marley's dive?

lf he could do that in the competition,

you could rack up some serious points.

- How? - [ Cat Meows ]

[ Chuckles ]

Um, w-wait, am I supposed to be counting or something?

- Okay, Grandpa. - Set.

- [ Meows ] - Cat!

Don't even think aboat it, Moose. [ Whimpers ]

Whoa!

- [ Grunting ] - [ Chuckles ]

Here. That-a-boy. Mm-hmm.

[ Marley Grunting ]

l'll be back! Thank you!

Aw, that-a-boy, Marley! Come here, boy! There ya go!

That'll work.

Bat how are we gonna get Cat onto a pool platform at a dog competition?

l'm a marine.

lnfiltration is my specialty.

[ Shaddering ]

Yeah, guys. [ Barking, Yipping ]

Come on.

Yeah! This way.

Word! Doggy Day Spa!

Over here. Up, up, ap!

Hey. What's up?

- What's goin' on, baby? - Give them the full treatment.

They have a big competition tomorrow.

We're gonna have 'em back tonight looking like rock stars.

Yeah! Swag-alicious!

- [ Laughing ] - Be cool, man.

All right, man. We got you.

Yo, yo, yo! I wanna look like Pup Daddy!

♪♪ [ Ηip-hop, lndistinct ] Hurry up, man.

♪♪ [ Continaes ]

- Τake good care of 'em. - We got you.

[ Boy Rapping ] ♪ Marley and me Best friends can be ♪

- ♪ Gotta learn and grow ♪ - Come on, man!

♪ Τaught things I never even knew before ♪

♪ Accountable for actions throagh interactions ♪

♪ Finish what we start Give it all in your heart ♪

♪ Like skatin' on the street Now my shoes he likes to eat ♪

♪ Τannels and jumps all are through as we pamp out the chute ♪

♪ Passing throagh tires Go as we desire And parsue, we go for it ♪♪

Whoa! Moose!

You've changed.

l told them l was a boy.

Yo, Tom, what's ap with the bow on the dade dog, man?

- What is ap with that, man? - [ Barks ]

Man, you're not happy.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Ηey, guys, meet my new friend.

G'day, mates. l'm Dundee.

l ran with the Australian agility team,

Τhander From Down Under!

Cool. We're the Rasta Rascals.

You're gonna drive the little paps...

and l'm gonna drive the rottweilers.

Man, why l do always get the wassy dogs?

Did he just call us ''wussies''?

♪♪ [ Ηip-hop Continaes ]

- Excuse me. - Yeah?

Don't worry. I will take care of them.

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Truck Departs ]

- Who was that? - I don't know. The new guy?

So now we both get the rottweilers!

What's up? ♪♪ [ Ends ]

{ Thunderclap ]

Well, that should last yoa the night-

[ Whimpers ]

doggies.

[ All Whining ]

[ Thunder Rambling ] Okay.

[ Grunting ] Ja. Ja.

Pat this in there.

{ Thander Continues Rambling ]

Well. that's just great.

At least we're safe here- Ηmm? [ Load Crash ]

[ GrowIing ]

- [ Gasps ] - Or not.

[ GrowIing, SnarIing ]

- Hmm? - [ Whimpers ]

[ Whimpering ]

Who are you?

l'm Τrouble.

And I'm Chipper.

[ Nervous Laughter ]

Ηey! Yoa got a problem with that, capcake?

- [ Whimpering ] - [ Growling ]

Uh, no problem.

[ Nervous Chackle ] Forget aboat it?

You're on our turf, peanut.

You know what that means?

We're gonna claw your eyes out.

Τhat's not a claw.

This is a claw.

[ Whimpering ]

- [ Barking ] - [ Whimpers ]

Man up, pap. Man up, pap.

l'm the team leader. Take me. Take me!

- Spare them. - [ Barking Stops ]

Take me?

[ Both Laughing ]

Yeah. ''Oh, take me! Take me!''

[ Laaghing Continues ] [ Trouble ] Oh. yeah!

That's- That's- That's nice.

You know, yoa're pretty funny, dade.

{ Trouble Sighs ] ''Take me.'' Hmm?

Ηey, hey, hey. We're just messin' with ya, puppy.

Oh, thank you. Thank yoa, thank you.

- [ Exhales ] - No danger here.

Good-to-go green. Oh! [ Chuckles ]

Oh, green. Whew! That's a much better color.

Don't yoa think? Oh, yeah.

So, ah, how you pups plannin' on getting out of here?

- Yeah. - I know.

Ηmm? We're going to use our athletic skills.

{ Τhander Continues Rambling ] Come on!

Uh, what skiIls?

- [ Grunting ] - [ Screaming ]

Ew! Gross!

- Good on ya, mate. - Thanks! Your turn. Moose.

- Eh, ap. [ Grunts ] - [ Grunts ]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't think I can do it.

Yes, you can! You're a Rasta Rascal!

This is what you're trained for.

{ Grunts ] [ Whimpering ]

- Oh! Whoa-whoa-whoa! - [ Screaming ]

Whoa!

Ηey! Watch where yoa're landing!

Oops. Ηey! Was he ready?

[ Moose ] Ooh! There's pizza in here!

♪♪ [ Orchestra: Fanfare ]

[ Whimpering ]

Ah- What is it?

Um-

Ηi.

l have Dundee, the Australian team leader, under lock and key.

[ Chuckles ] Withoat him,

the Τhunder From Down Under will be disqaalified.

Very good, Ηenkle. Thank you.

Now get off. I mast practice my victory tomorrow. Applaase.

Louder! Thank you.

Thank you.

More enthusiasm! Yes. Yes.

- The Woof Gang, myself, we thank yoa. - [ Whimpering ]

Thank you. Him too.

And Ηenkle.

Τhank yoa very mach. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

No. Please. It's from the heart.

Oh, brother.

[ Clanking, Rustling ] [ Fachsia ] Hey, watch it!

[ Marley ] Sorry. Thanks for the help, guys!

Ηey, you got it, little guys.

- Thanks for the grab! - See ya!

[ Τrouble ] Yeah. Later!

[ Thunder Rumbling ] Come on. Let's eat.

Yam! I'm hungry!

{ Phone: Busy Signal Beeping ]

Τhat phone at the spa is still busy.

Something's not right. They shoald have brought the puppies home by now.

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

We should drive over there.

[ Dogs Barking ]

[ Whining. Whimpering ]

Oh, am I glad to see you guys.

Boy, that's gotta be the worst spa ever.

Who is this guy?

''Dundee.'' Gaess l'd better call his owner.

And yoa'd better get these pups washed ap. Okay.

Come on, guys. Come on. Come on, Moose. Come on. [ Barking ]

Yeah. Come on.

Mrs. Crouch said that Moose and Fachsia can stay...

over.

All right, l'll let you break the rules, bat jast this one time.

Get a good rest, guys.

Τomorrow's your big day.

[ Door Shats ] [ Whimpers ]

Hey, Marley? Hmm?

Sorry to wake you.

l just wanted to say...

yoa were pretty awesome tonight.

- Nah. - You were.

Standing up to those scary junkyard dogs like that...

was really brave.

Well, can I let you in on a little secret?

l was petrified.

You'd never know it.

l was wrong not to give you a chance. Marley.

You make a really good team leader.

- Really? - Yeah. [ Sighs ]

Thanks. Fuchsia.

[ Barking, Yipping ]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

welcome to the Ultimate Puppy Championship.

[ Woman ] Yeah! All right!

[ GrowIing ]

- Whoa. - Ridiculous!

Oh, snap!

Wow. this is awesome.

lt sure is!

Well, you'd better, uh, get the team ready and, ah,

l'll take care of oar secret weapon.

- You sure this is going to work? - Of coarse it is. Trust me.

All right, team. come on.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah!

Welcome oar first agility team on the course,

the TaiIblazers!

[ Cheering, Applause ]

All right! Whoo! Whoo! Yeah!

[ Grunting ]

This is awesome!

Whoo-hoo! l did it!

And now, heading over to the pool dive,

is Jazzy from the Tailblazers!

[ Cheering, Applaase ] Whoa!

[ Marley ] Come on. Moose. Gotta loosen up.

Okay, fine. I'll stretch.

[ Grunting ]

♪♪ [ WhistIing ]

[ Gasps ] Gee- Ow!

Aah! Don't touch!

Sorry! l was just admiring yoar. uh, statues.

Don't look!

[ Cat YowIing, SnarIing ]

What is in that box?

Don't ask. What?

Cheers, mate. How ya goin'?

Henkle? Henkle!

Yes? The Australians are here!

What? No, but I took care of-- D-D-D-

We must do something.

What?

l don't care. But whatever it is, don't let anyone see you.

Your stradel, Herr von Weiselberger.

Not now!

Go! Oh. yes- Oh. Coald you hold this for me?

[ Rabber Bone Squeaks ] Stradel!

That's nice.

[ Cheering, Applause ] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

from the Love Pug Rescae,

let's give a big, warm Sammerville welcome...

- to Kaycee Ellis- - Go, Kaycee!

and the Barkaneers!

Ηey, it's the Barkaneers!

Oh, l love their hats!

[ Cheering, Applause Continaes ]

All right, guys, are you all warmed up?

[ Barking ] [ Laughing ]

[ Panting ]

Whoa!

Let's go watch Kaycee.

Come on, guys. [ Barking ]

[ Annoancer ] Kaycee will lead off-- Hi! Come on.

with Godiva!

[ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]

Oh, yeah. I'm looking good.

- They're not the prettiest dog, are they? - [ Judge Murmuring ]

Okay, jamp!

- [ Panting ] - Jump!

[ Grunts ]

[ Yipping ]

Come on! [ Grunting ]

With me. Keep going. Now tunnel!

Yippee!

- [ Laughing ] - [ Cheering, Applaase Continue ]

All right! Pash!

Chate! Great!

Yeah! Good girl, Godiva!

[ Laughs ]

- [ Moose ] Whoo-hoo! - Way to go, Barkaneers!

[ Barking ]

Nice run, Kaycee.

- Good luck, Bodi. - Thanks.

That's my pen.

Well done, Kaycee!

Oh, Fred!

Cat and the disguise are in here.

Thanks for helping out with this. Oh, of course.

Oh, and could you give this to Bodi?

lt's the puppy costumes. Oh, right.

And there's a little something in there for you too.

Oh.

Hey, you got your cast off.

Oh. Yeah. [ Giggles ]

Hey, good for you.

l, uh- l'll see you later. Okay.

Nice ankles.

[ Announcer ] Τhe officials have reset the course...

and we're ready for our next contestant.

Oh! And the cat is oat of the bag!

Oh, what's this over here?

Next up, for the first time at the Summerville Arena,

the AustraIian champions,

the Τhunder From Down Under,

starting with Dundee!

[ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]

Τhere you guys go. Now you can watch yoar baddy Dundee.

All right, Dandee! Unleash the thander!

[ Dandee Barks ]

[ Announcer ] Dundee's trainer is now in position...

and will give him the signal to start his run.

Ow.

- [ Ηigh-frequency Whistle Blowing ] - [ Dandee ] Huh?

lnfraction. Pausing on the course.

[ Ηigh-frequency Whistle Continues Blowing ]

Wh-What's that bloomin' noise?

What's gotten into Dundee?

Something's messed ap.

[ Whines ]

[ Ηigh-frequency Whistle Continues Blowing ]

[ Whimpers ]

Where's that sound coming from?

{ Barking ] No, no. Go away, please. Bye-bye. little doggie.

No, no, no. Shoo. Shoo-shoo-shoo!

Oh, shoot. No, no, no!

- [ Grants ] - That was odd.

l've gotta go!

Weird whistle neutralized.

{ Grunts ] [ Crowd Cheering, Applaading ]

What is happening?

Τhe Australians are winning. What?

ΗenkIe! Ηenkle!

lt was an ambash.

l don't care!

You get those dogs ready,

and yoa set their voltage collars to 1 1 !

[ Steam Ηissing ]

Go! [ Dogs Whimpering ]

What are you looking at? Hmm?

Don't you look at me like this! [ Dog Barks ]

Don't bark! Obedience!

[ Whining ]

l will not lose my sponsorship!

[ All Whimpering ]

And now, for the Ultimate Puppy reigning champions.

[ Crowd Applaading ]

lt's Ηans von WeaseIburger...

and the Woof Gang!

How many times do l have to tell them it's Weiselberger?

- Did you tell them? - l am certain that I told them it was Weiselberger!

- l heard him say ''Weiselberger!'' - Enoagh!

{ Dog Murmurs ] Oh, yes.

[ Electronic Beeping ]

Babies, now yoa will win, or else.

[ Beeping Continues ] [ Whimpering ]

Now go have some fun, shall we? Ja! Come on!

[ Whimpering Continues ]

{ Applause Continues ] [ Dogs Granting ]

[ Whimpering ]

- Watch this. - [ Granting ]

[ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]

More power! More strength! Faster!

[ Granting Continues ]

Win, win. win!

[ Ηans ] What are you doing? Go, go, go!

Yes!

Very good!

[ Granting, Panting ]

[ Announcer ] And that was an oatstanding run for Hans von Weaselburger...

and the Woof Gang!

Please!

[ Annoancer ] Next up, the Psychedelic Furs!

Excase me. Dad!

Oh, l'm sorry. Please excuse me.

Dad. Dad! Carol?

Ηi. Sweetheart. l almost didn't recognize you.

l know! I'm so glad yoa could come.

Bodi's gonna be so surprised. Yeah!

l wouldn't miss this for the world.

Excase me. I'm sorry. Oh!

That's... nice, Dad.

Yeah. Hmm. [ Laughs ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,

and now our Iast entry,

Bodi Grogan and the Rasta Rascals!

- Oh! - [ Dogs Chuckling ]

♪♪ [ Reggae ]

Yeah, man.

[ Scoffs ] Look at 'em. [ Laughs ]

[ Dogs Grunting ]

Oh, my goodness!

[ Barks ]

{ Grunts ] [ Record Scratching ]

[ Marley Narrating ] I'm sorry. It just looked too tasty.

I had to take a chomp! I think it's 1 00% beef!

Marley, no! Marley.

Sorry.

lt's okay.

Marley! [ Barking ]

[ Annoancer ] First up for the Rasta Rascals,

it's Fuchsia! [ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]

Let's go get 'em, Fuchsia. [ Whimpers ]

Go, Fuchsia! Whoo!

Jump! Jamp!

Whoo! [ Laughs ]

Fuchsia, weave! Come on, girl!

Cross your paws, Moose.

She's headed for the weave poIes! [ Whimpers ]

Come on, girl! Keep going, Fuchsia! Yeah!

[ Grunts, Groans ]

l chipped a nail, and I don't care!

Look at them go! Whoo-hoo!

Oh! Can you believe this. Dad?

Yeah, it's terrific. Qait jiggling the camera. Oh. Sorry. Sorry.

And next ap, it's Moose!

Who's M- Oh. Moose!

Look at this thing. It's colossal!

Come on, Moose! Pat your weight into it!

- Come on, Moose. - [ Crowd Applaading ]

[ Whimpering ]

Come on, Moose. Chute! Chute! Chute! [ Crowd Cheering ]

Come on, Moose. Come on.

Oh, no. Scary.

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

Panic. Go to my happy pIace. Go to my happy place.

- Pausing on the course! - Come on, Moose!

Oh, no, Marley. We have to do something. [ Crowd Murmuring, Chattering ]

ls he all right?

- [ Barks ] - [ Feedback Squealing ]

- [ Groans ] - Moose!

- Ηmm? - Cat!

Where?

- [ Load Fart ] - [ Gasps ]

Moose, you did it! [ Laughs ]

Yes, he did it! That's my brother!

- Go, Moose! - [ Marley Barking ]

Go on, get away.

And that was- Whoo!

Moose! [ Chuckles ]

[ Annoancer ] And the final contestant, Marley of the Rasta Rascals!

- Whoo-hoo! - I'll be right back.

Okay. Go, Marley, go! Woof, woof, woof!

Set, Marley?

All right, all right. I'm focused, I'm ready.

Come on, Marley. [ Barks ]

Can you guys see from here?

[ Barking ]

[ Grunts ] [ Bodi ] Go. Marley!

{ Whimpers ] [ Bodi ] Now the tire!

Ooh! ΤunneI!

- Whoo! - Go. Marley!

Ooh, he's so good!

Marley. Τeeter. Easy.

- [ Grants ] - Go. Marley!

Chute!

All right! [ Laughs ]

Yeah! { Laughing ] [ Crowd Cheering ]

Whoo! All right! Way to go, team leader!

[ Spits ] I laugh at this team.

[ Spits ] Me too.

Don't spit on me.

l'll go watch by the pool. Mm-hmm.

Not like that! Like this!

And now Marley will be heading into the pool dive!

{ Barking ] I hope this works.

All right, boy, let's bring it home.

[ Barks ] Marley, look, it's Cat!

[ Marley Narrating ] It's yoa!

You're not a Pomeranian!

Engage superhero attack dive!

l'm over here in this tacky doggie suit!

Come and get me!

[ Grunts ]

- Good boy, Marley! - [ Crowd Cheering, Applaading ]

Marley! Marley! Whoo! [ Laaghing ]

That was amazing! That's my son and my pappy nephew!

- Whoo-hoo! - Way to go. Marley.

[ Grunting ] Let me-

- Let go! - Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

[ Yells ]

Official down!

[ Chuckles ] [ Bodi ] Marley, no!

Oh, boy.

Off course!

[ Barks ]

Excuse me. Sorry. Marley!

Excase me. Excase me! Marley?

Pardon me. Excuse me. Get out of the way! Excuse me.

- [ Cat ] Come on. Marley! - Whoa!

{ Groaning ] [ Onlookers Gasping ]

[ Ηans ] Get out of my den!

[ Marley Shoats ] [ Girl Screams ]

What is going on here? l don't know!

Well, something has to be done. Do something!

[ Panting, Gasps ]

[ Cat ] Nice shoes.

Everyone, please remain...

- calm! - [ Cloth Rips ]

- [ Judge Screams ] - [ All ] Whoa!

Mm-hmm! [ Grunts ]

[ Marley ] Hey, I got a superhero cape!

[ Grunting ]

Will someone catch him! That is the world's worst dog!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Crowd Gasps ]

[ Bodi ] Are yoa all right?

- Come here, you little monster. - Did you see that cat?

[ Screams ]

[ Τhud ] [ Crowd Gasping, Chattering ]

Here yoa go, Grandpa. Are yoa sure yoa're okay?

Yeah.

Where you going?

To finish what we started.

Where is he going? Somebody stop that boy!

Why don't you pat a sock in it, honey!

Excase me. Pardon me. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Thank yoa. Is everything all right?

[ Chuckling ] It is now.

- Come on, Marley. This is yoar moment. - Look at your son.

- [ Sighs ] - Let's go!

[ Camera Flashes Popping ]

[ Whimpers ]

You da man. Marley!

[ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]

Go, Marley! Go!

Good boy, Marley. [ Barking ]

Bodi!

Mom! Yoa're here? Yeah!

Ohh! [ Laughing ]

So yoa saw? Yes. l did.

lt may not have been pretty, bat you finished. and l am so proud of yoa and Marley!

Way to go. son.

You did great. You did!

Oh! Hey.

- Τhat was really cool what you did out there. - Thanks.

[ Marley Yipping ] [ Stammering ] Hi. Who's- Who's this?

l'm Kaycee. Kaycee, Ms. Grogan. Very nice to meet you.

This is Fuchsia. Who are these guys? Oh, my goodness!

[ Exhales ] Ohh! [ Scoffs ]

All right, contestants, if l couId have yoa step ap, please.

We're gonna have a photo op, so get nice and tight and comfy. All right?

- Hi. - Now, come on, Hans.

Don't be shy. Get in there real tight. That's- [ Grunts ] Ja.

Move in a little closer, folks. Come on.

- There we go. - [ Contestants Chattering ]

Ηey, Woof Gang! Awesome run.

- Thanks, Marley. - You were really amazing.

You were good too, until the cat thing.

We'd rather lose and have fun like yoa...

than win the competition wearing these collars.

- What are they? - Ubervoltage collars.

Oar master zaps as if we are not perfect.

Ηe has the remote in his pocket.

We've gotta get those off of you.

You can't. We've tried everything.

- lf a dog cannot handle the job- - Huh?

call in a cat!

Ha-ha! Who's next?

Toaché! And you! Coapé! [ Chuckles ]

Au revoir, IittIe doggies!

Don't forget me!

[ Whimpers ]

Oh, l can't hold it. [ Sqaeaks, Farts ]

Bat what's going to happen when Hans finds oat?

lt's gonna be shocking.

- [ Marmaring, Whimpering ] - Ja! [ Laughing ]

[ Annoancer ] Ηang in there! [ Whimpers ]

Again, folks, come closer. The awards are gonna start any second.

[ Beeping ]

Wait. Where is the Woof Gang? Hmm?

Woof Gang, come!

Don't look. [ Growling ] Too late. l just did.

- l said come now! - [ Crowd Murmaring, Chattering ]

They are just playing. [ Nervous Chuckling ]

Ja, come, my precioas ones. [ Beeping ]

[ Electricity Crackles ] Aah! Whoa!

[ Cackles ] [ Hans Coughs ]

[ Gasps. Sighs ]

[ Grunts ]

Oh. Uh, where did that come from?

Your pocket. Oh, no, it didn't.

Really? Ja.

[ Electricity Crackles ] [ Screaming ]

- Mommy! - [ Crowd Gasping ]

Τhat's gotta hurt! [ Chuckling ] Oh!

- [ Man ] Cheater! - Security!

What? No, I'm not cheating.

No, wait- Nobody touches me!

[ Wailing ]

[ Announcer ] Oh, my goodness! [ Chattering ]

This is highly unusual, folks. [ Laaghing ]

Not to worry!

l knew that guy was a weasel.

[ Amplified Thamping ]

Ladies and gentlemen, please, if l coald have your attention for a moment.

Ηans von Weaselburger has been disqaalified from the competition.

- [ Crowd Gasping ] - So here are the new results.

- Ηmm? - ln third place, the Tailblazers!

- [ Crowd Cheering ] - ln second place. Kaycee Ellis and the Barkaneers!

- [ Chuckles ] - That's right! We're bad!

Yeah!

And our new Ultimate Puppy Champions,

the Τhunder From Down Under!

Good on ya, mates! We won!

Come on out, folks. Give 'em a big hand.

Congratulations, yoang man.

You won the money for yoar Love Pug Rescue! You'll get it next year, Bodi.

l foand Cat. Oh, that's a relief.

Hey, gays, look. It's Turbo.

Ηe's all alone.

[ Whining ]

Oh, hey. guys.

- [ Barking ] - This is for you. young man, for good sportsmanship.

- Τhank you. - [ Crowd Applaading ]

Oh, l need a pictare of this.

Come on. Okay, big smiles.

Oh, Mrs. Croach, get in there. Here we go.

One, two- Where's Marley?

Hey, Τurbo, what's going to happen to you gays?

Liesl and Axel have found a family to adopt them.

[ Laughing ]

They could only take two dogs.

Bat what about you?

All right, little guy, it's time to go.

[ Whimpering ]

There you are. Marley.

Hey, where are you taking him?

- The dog shelter. - What? Why?

Just until we find him a permanent home.

They can't do that!

Don't worry, Marley. It's not so bad there.

l-l'll find a family to love me... someday.

Don't give ap, Turbo.

[ Whining ]

l'll think of something.

Wait.

He's foand a home.

- Mom, really? - [ Sighs ]

l think that you've proved today yoa're ready.

- [ Mother Laaghs ] - Come on, Turbo!

You're coming with us! Yeah!

[ Tarbo ] Thank you! Τhank you! Oh, thank you, thank yoa, thank you!

Dude, yoa just found yourself the best family ever!

We're practically related now!

[ Whining ]

[ Laughing ]

- ls that your new dog? - Yeah!

Congrats. Thanks.

- Bye, Bodi. - See yoa, Kaycee.

Bye, Kaycee.

Marley, you may be the world's worst dog,

but you're the best friend a pappy could ask for.

- Yeah. I love ya, man. - Me too.

Well. l love yoa gays back.

Grandpa, thanks for everything.

You earned it, son. Come on, let's go home.

What do you say, guys? Playdate tomorrow?

[ Moose ] Yeah! [ Laughing ]

[ Whines ]

[ Marley Sighs ]

[ Marley Narrating ] So l made a deal with the wrinkled gay.

I get to crash in his bed as long as l don't mess with his teeth.

Actually, I think he caved in 'cause he felt kinda bad that we didn't win the competition.

But Bodi did win a rad trophy for being a good sport.

And l've come to the realization that I'm not a superhero after all,

so I can't try to act like one in pablic places.

But yoa know what?

Ηaving good friends and knowing that you tried yoar best...

feels pretty saper.

Whoo-hoo!

[ Marley Narrating ] So here I am, jast a dog.

No superstrength, saperspeed or saperhearing.

But that's okay 'cause I can still dream,

and l got myself something even better--

a wicked sidekick!

Ηo-ho! It's me! I'm a sidekick!

Spread oat! Go with me!

Whoo-hoo! I have a mask!

Whoo-hoo! [ Giggling ] Allez!

Come and get me!

[ Giggling ] Yeah!

Cat, yoa're pretty cooI!

♪♪ [ Hip-hop ]

[ Boy Rapping ] ♪ Marley and me Best friends could be ♪

♪ Gotta learn and grow Taaght things I never even knew before ♪

♪ Accountable for actions throagh interactions ♪

♪ Finish what we start Give it all in your heart ♪

♪ Like skatin' on the street Now my shoes he likes to eat ♪

♪ Τannels and jumps all are through as we pamp out the chute ♪

♪ Passin' throagh tires Go as we desire And parsue ♪

♪ We go for it like Marley and pools he jamps into ♪

♪ One thing we know ♪

♪ When things don't go ♪

♪ We keep on goin' with the flow ♪

♪ We growin' That's just how we roll ♪

♪ Fuchsia and Moose are a hoot but watch out for Moose ♪

♪ He likes to toot the divas like a diva. Kaycee ♪

♪ Τhe nicest girl in town She'll tarn your frown apside down ♪

♪ Agility team I'll learn responsibility is king ♪

♪ Best puppies y'ever seen You know what I mean? ♪

♪ Be hype and be all you can ♪

♪ Look oat for the Hans-type man 'causin' a ruckus ♪

♪ Don't cheat any day Focas and everything will come into play ♪

♪ Always this is what we say ♪

♪ One thing we know ♪

♪ When things don't go ♪

♪ We keep on goin' with the flow ♪

♪ We growin' That's just how we roll ♪

♪ Rappers are fall of insight Listen to your elders ♪

♪ You will be a'ight full flight Work day and night ♪

♪ Video games will just waste yoar time ♪ [ Video Game Beeping ]

♪ Get outside or even go ride around It's that easy ♪

♪ Soon you will be riding in the old-school car ♪

♪ Walkie-talkies all raisin' the bar ♪

♪ Missions to mansions in a position for expansion ♪

♪ Yes, yes, y'all And that's all ♪

♪ One thing we know ♪

♪ When things don't go ♪

♪ We keep on goin' with the flow ♪

♪ We growin' That's just how we roll ♪

♪ One thing we know ♪

♪ When things don't go ♪

♪ We keep on goin' with the flow ♪

♪ We growin' That's jast how we roll ♪♪

♪♪ [ Fades ] ♪♪ [ New Song: Pop, Mid-tempo ]

♪♪ [ Group Vocalizing ]

{ Man ] ♪ Little Marley ♪

♪ This pup is really somethin' ♪

♪ See him run and always jumpin' ♪

♪ So into discovery ♪

♪ One thing's for sure He's gettin' into everything ♪

♪ Wag your tail Those big. sad eyes ♪

♪ Are nothin' bat a big disguise ♪

♪ And so get ready and watch yoar step ♪

♪ 'Cause what you're getting could be a big surprise ♪

♪ When you think the day is through ♪

♪ You'll find there's more he'll get into ♪

♪ Plenty of trouble ♪

{ Backup Singers ] ♪ Troable ♪

{ Man ] ♪ As yoa will see ♪

♪ But he will bring you a smile ♪

♪ While caasing chaos all the while ♪

♪ Life's so unpredictable ♪

{ Backup Singers ] ♪ Unpredictable ♪

{ Man ] ♪ With little Marley ♪

♪ And me ♪

♪ Playing goes day and night ♪ ♪ Day and night ♪

♪ With lots of kisses, hugs and bites ♪ ♪ Hugs and bites ♪

♪ You will find you'll make it through ♪

♪ But watch your back Yoa just don't know what he can do ♪

♪ When you think the day is through ♪

♪ You'll find there's more he'll get into ♪

♪ Plenty of trouble ♪

{ Backup Singers ] ♪ Troable ♪

♪ As you will see ♪

♪ But he will bring you a smile ♪

♪ While caasing chaos all the while ♪

♪ Life's so unpredictable ♪

{ Backup Singers ] ♪ Unpredictable ♪

♪ [ Man ] With little Marley ♪

♪ And me ♪ ♪ Τhis pup is really something to see ♪

♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh-ohh ♪

♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh-ohh ♪♪ [ Fades ]

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