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["The Star-Spangled Banner"]

Okay, step bro.

I can tell you've been wanting to talk to me for a long time.

Oh my god, we shouldn't be doing this.

Our secret, right?

Rude to them last Christmas.

I think they were even flirting with me.

I'm an asshole.

That's why I'm gonna spend Christmas alone.

I wish there was just some way I could turn back time and relive that Christmas.

I'd have done things so much differently.

Guess I'll just get it bad.

Not much else I can...

What?

Where am I?

I'm back in my old room.

What am I doing here?

I've done making sense.

What's going on?

I've been here in years.

What's...

What's that sound?

Where's that music coming from?

It sounds like my sister's bedroom.

What the heck are you guys doing here?

What do you mean what are we doing here?

We're practicing our dance for the talent show.

The talent show, but wasn't that like years ago?

No, should we show him?

Do you want to see?

I mean, I kind of just want to make sure we're still good.

I guess?

You guess?

No, no, that's not what I mean.

Sure, why don't you guys show me your dance for the talent show?

Yeah, okay.

I'm so excited.

Nervous.

I'm excited.

She never talks to us.

Wait, hold on, hold on.

What are you guys doing?

Calm down.

We've got to change.

We're just your stuff sisters.

It's really not a big deal.

Calm down.

But I'm in the room.

And you're...

We're literally just changing.

I can't.

You're so funny.

Is this really happening?

Yeah.

Okay, I'm so excited.

Should I go first?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, how do I get this cute little thing on?

I'm so excited for Christmas.

I'm so excited for you to see this.

Yeah, I'm really curious how your dance is.

My outfit is so appropriate.

What?

Oh my god, that's so cute.

I don't know.

I think it is so cute, right?

Yeah, you were great, Emma.

Thank you.

You're too grit.

You're so sweet, Alex.

Okay, got my belt on.

Everything is perfect.

Is it like good?

I love it.

Okay.

Let's get these on.

We always give each other so we can be so strong.

I know, but it works.

Well, Alex, I think you were going to love these dancers.

I don't know.

We've been working really hard on them.

Okay.

Is there like underwear to your outfit?

Obviously not.

Is that an issue?

No, I just noticed.

Okay, well, get ready because this is my part.

So obviously the music is playing.

And then towards you.

Did you like it?

I love Dad.

You're going to do so good.

He's going to love it.

Right, Alex?

Yeah, I'm sure I will.

I definitely love that outfit.

Really?

Okay.

And then the music starts playing.

So you're doing great.

I haven't really thought of it.

That's perfect.

You love it.

We both love it.

That was something.

Are we going to win?

Yeah, I mean, I think you guys, I mean, I really like your dance.

Yeah, okay.

If I liked it, I mean, I feel like other people will too, right?

Right, like your friends and everybody else, right?

Yeah, exactly.

I'm so happy we did so good.

You know what?

There's actually a part two.

We're kind of scared to show you, but I don't know.

I think you would love it the way that you reacted.

I also think the judges would like it.

I think we should show him.

I mean, he's going to see anyways.

Okay, yeah, you're right.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That is some part two.

You like it?

Yeah, it's a...

I've worked on this so hard.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

What are you guys doing here?

I'm just coming to check on you.

You seemed a little down.

Yeah, I guess maybe a little.

Well, what happened?

We were just worried.

I've been having some issues with my girlfriend.

Oh, my God. What happened with her again?

Well, we kind of broke up.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

It's the worst.

She's a bitch anyways.

She doesn't deserve you.

I don't want you to be upset.

You're the best big brother ever.

What's the best?

What are you doing?

I mean, I just kind of want to give you a gift.

I don't know. I just feel really bad.

Kind of gift.

Just something that feels really good.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Does this feel good?

Yeah, that does feel really good.

I think we can make it feel a little bit better.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How would you do that?

Like this.

Oh, my God.

Our brother has a huge dick.

Oh, yeah, he does.

Oh, my God. She's missing out.

She's seriously missing out.

Oh, my God.

Do you have a loop in here?

Good idea.

Good idea.

Yeah, it should be on the side of the bed somewhere.

I think it's maybe over there.

Oh, my God.

I forgot where to put it.

Your hand, my hand.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

You like that?

Oh, I fucking love that.

What are you guys doing dressed like that?

Well, we felt really bad about you and your girlfriend.

So we kind of decided to, I don't know, give you a little gift.

Just like you wanted.

Oh, my God.

I have two sexy reindeers on my very own.

Holy shit.

It's your very own Christmas miracle.

Wow.

This really is a Christmas miracle.

Oh, my God.

Do we look cute?

Oh, yeah.

You guys look fucking amazing.

I'm glad you like it.

This is just barely peeking through.

Oh, my God.

This is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Oh, my God.

I'm so excited for you to see what we have next.

Yeah, you want to see?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to take it so big.

Yeah.

Look at me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you're fucking taking this whole day.

Oh, my God.

And you feel her up like that?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Kidding?

No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

So stretched out.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, rub his balls.

Oh, you're like it.

You're sliding.

Oh, you like it?

Yeah, it feels good.

You can feel so funny.

You can't like that.

You.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

You're so deep in me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Holy fuck.

Holy fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Holy fuck.

Holy fuck.

Oh!

Yeah.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, oh my God.

Just like that.

Oh my God.

Just like that.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, oh.

Yeah.

You can't feel like that.

Oh my God.

Oh, you can't feel like you're so good.

Oh, oh my God.

Mm-hmm.

Father's dick feels so fucking good.

I know.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.