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[folk song]

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- Hey, did you all eat anything yet? - No, not yet.

Come on, come meet the little one!

- Hello, Mohini. - Hi, Manju.

- How is it going? - I'm doing great, thanks.

Congratulations.

- Why did you go through all that trouble? - It's okay.

Where is the baby?

Over there.

I hope God keeps him safe from any harm.

Yeah, now that you've warded off the evil, he'll be just fine.

So what's the little guy's name?

He'll decide that once he gets here.

We'll take care of that as soon as he arrives.

"Radhe!"

"Radhe, Radhe!"

Look, he is here.

"Radhe!"

"Radhe, Radhe!"

Congratulations, Manish!

Congratulations, Manish!

Come on, get up so I can congratulate you.

After 10 years of hard work, you finally got an heir!

I mean, you produced an heir.

You see the heir, but don't see a genie with him?

- My dear ladies... - And gentlemen.

I'm not really concerned with the gentlemen.

My dear ladies, we're about to name my colony friend,

Ms. Manju Devi's son.

I'm naming this child Mr. Krishnesh Kumar Rasiya.

Great name!

Damdar Singh, you're new here, so you don't know much about him.

What do you mean by that?

I mean, I prayed and worked so hard to have a baby,

but it just didn't happen for me.

You know, this Prem guy made my wife take some kind of concoction last year,

and she ended up having a baby in just 8 months!

Seriously?

Is he a doctor or something?

No, he's not a doctor, he's just a pervert.

You'll have to eat this.

Here you go.

Look this out.

He's flirting with Madhu like a bee going after a flower.

He's stealing my honey.

I feel like taking this fork and just jamming it into his ears,

really bust them open.

No, nothing's going to get busted open. Nothing.

You know what he did during my daughter's wedding sendoff?

Oh Radhika's mom... our little girl is going away.

He was acting like he was her father, not me!

Don't worry about your mom. I'll take good care of her, dear.

I get so damn angry when I see him,

I swear if he's thirsty, I'll put poison in his water.

And you know what, I might just murder him and leave the knife in his hand,

and write a note saying

"I am taking my own life. Thank you."

I should be thanking all of you, really.

After hearing all this, I kind of feel like I should be touching your feet.

This guy is doing all this stuff with your wives,

and you all aren't doing anything about it?

If this keeps up, it won't be long

before your wives will be yours in name only

and this guy will get all your marital rights.

while you're just the name on the wedding invite,

and he's the one on your kid's school forms.

While you're just the one waking up early,

He'll be the one enjoying the milk.

Here we go, guys!

Radhe, Radhe!

"Radhe!"

"Radhe, Radhe, Radhe, Radhe!"

"Last night, Shyam appeared in my dreams."

"Last night, Shyam appeared in my dreams."

"He broke the pot with a mighty thud."

"With a mighty thud."

"The hanging curd, he quickly fed."

"The hanging curd, he quickly fed."

"The hanging curd, he quickly fed."

"The hanging curd, he quickly fed."

"To his mother, Sudhama said."

"Shyam played Holi with Gopis leaving them wet,"

"It has got Radha really upset."

"The hanging curd, he quickly fed."

"The hanging curd, he quickly fed."

"The hanging curd, he quickly fed."

Then why don't you tell us what we should do about this guy?

You could try complaining about him to his wife.

What wife? His wife died like 20-25 years ago?

- Seriously? - Yes.

So he's all alone.

No, he's not alone, Brother.

He's got a son, Luv.

Oh no!

Oh, my God!

Hello, Aunty. Rodriguez, why did you kick the bucket out of the blue?

- He-he... - That's rude.

He's dead and you're laughing?

You were the first man who I could understand

and who had a special place in my heart.

I'm saying this with love, "Get up", or else I can wake you up with a whack too.

Hey, didn't you get your engine started at home?

I'm the Shah Rukh Khan who attends weddings and events, not funerals.

What are you doing here then?

Where's Luv?

I'm right here.

A wedding without a bride,

a birthday party without a cake,

and a tonsuring ceremony without a child

- those are still possible, but they are not possible without Luv.

But Luv, where's Sanju baba?

You know my son was a big fan of his.

Where is he?

He can't come here.

Yesterday, I took him to a child's tonsuring ceremony,

and there he told the baby, "You're my baby!"

The baby's father got suspicious of the mother and really beat up Sanju and broke his circuit.

Why did you leave us? Why did you go so soon?

Hey, keep it down.

These are sophisticated people.

People like them get easily disturbed even after they die.

Why are you breaking your bangles?

He's a client, not your husband.

But it was part of the package.

Then let in the package.

If you keep crying like this, forget funerals,

you won't even get invited to birthdays.

Alright, get out of here quickly. You've got a wedding to go dance at.

Let's go dance at a wedding.

Yes, let's go.

Be careful.

Hello?

Hey, where are you taking my son's body?

Someone stop him!

Why did you get the car inside?

To transport the dead body.

Who touched you, Dad?

They didn't touch me, son. They beat me up.

They beat me up so bad, that the cavity from this tooth shifted to this one.

Who did this?

These guys.

I'm going to thrash you so hard,

you'll be begging for forgiveness and running for your life.

Who do you think you are, huh?

I'm the pain your body is about to feel.

You...

"Radhe!"

Hey, look! There's Luv.

- We're not going to spare him today. - Hit him.

Today, we're taking not just one, but two dead bodies from here.

- Come on! - We won't spare him. Let's go.

Luv...?

What?

Luv, I came here to take my son's dead body.

Oh, I'm really sorry. It's in that car, you can take it.

- Alright, let's go. - Yeah, let's go, hurry up.

Anyone else?

Bless you, son.

Luv Kumar, my son, you're the best son in the world.

So why do you want the world's best son to start a world war, huh?

Why do you get so close to the ladies that their husbands start feeling bad?

There's this thing called humanity, right?

And your humanity is only limited to the ladies?

Come on, Dad, what are you doing?

You're sometimes fixing someone's hair.

You're sometimes helping them with their sari.

You're sometimes at their home, delivering a baby like a midwife.

And you even... hooked Gauri's blouse?

I hooked it, I didn't open it.

While she was wearing it, right?

I'm the first son to get complaints about his father.

Tell me one thing.

- What? - Where were you on Monday?

I had gone to watch a movie.

Which movie?

"Humjoli."

You went to see the movie "Choli Mein Humjoli" with Shobha!

You really watch such low-grade movies?

No, you got it wrong.

Shobha was at a protest with Ravi.

That wasn't Shobha.

Was it Anita?

No, I met Anita at a restaurant.

Babita! Her husband is so cruel, son.

He keeps her in a cage and doesn't let her see me.

And Mimi... she was at a spa.

And... no, I met Padmini at the bus stop.

Stop it, Dad.

Why don't you just get down with all the women in Orchha at once?

Luv Kumar, I want you to give me an honest answer.

Can't a girl and a boy just be friends?

A boy?

Do you know how old you are?

Of course! I'm only 40-plus.

Only 40-plus!

It's 40 plus 15! You're 55 years old!

Leave the women alone, at least now.

Wait a second, wait a second.

Your mom, my wife...

The mistake I made by not spending quality time with her,

the same mistake these poor women's husbands are making.

And what am I doing? I'm doing social service.

I'm helping the society.

Dad, if you're so attached to these women, then change!

Okay.

- Change your gender. - Okay.

Radhe, Radhe!

Radhe, Radhe!

- Hello. - Hello, son. How are you?

- Please come in. - God bless you. All okay?

- Sister! Oh, my sister! - Uncle, hello.

- Welcome, welcome. - Yes, I am here.

- Brother! - Brother-in-law.

- All okay? - All good.

So you're here.

No, I'm not here.

I'm still on the way.

I'll get here soon.

You're still sad and angry that I got my sister married to you.

Come on, move on already.

Tell me, did you have any inconvenience on the way here?

It's not like I came here sitting on a knife.

Tell me, why didn't you come to pick us up?

At the wedding, all of Orchha came to drop us off.

And now no one comes to pick us up.

- Well, Dad had a fall. - Huh?

Can he even fall any lower?

How much more can you stoop, huh?

Mr. Mishra, you must be tired. Go and rest.

You can fight later.

- He'll never change. - Go upstairs.

Let's go.

Come on, Brother-in-law.

This is a good match for Luv.

I hope it's a match and not a plan to seek revenge on me.

Look, just because I married your sister

doesn't mean I'd get Luv married to just anyone.

He's like a son to me.

Mr. Mishra, don't say you're more concerned about my son's wedding than me.

You'll worry about it only when you're free from the women.

There you two go again.

Look, Brother, this time I've brought a match

that will work well and never break.

Tell me about her family.

She doesn't have a dad.

Her mom runs a garage and they have a used car showroom.

What? Her mom runs a garage?

When a woman can run a country, why can't her mom run a garage?

There you go, Mr. Tiwari!

Your second-hand, brand-new Audi!

A car worth 45 lakhs for just 12 lakhs.

You won't get a deal like this anywhere else in Bhopal.

Do they have any elders at home?

Yes, they do. Mr. Bala. He's a very well-cultured man.

What are you doing here, Grandpa?

And who are you sharing this knowledge with?

- What happened? - Sir, why have you allowed him

to stand here?

I've caught him in a drunk driving case.

Excuse me, I'm an advocate.

Jitendra Choudhary, BA LLB LLM.

He doesn't own a car, so how can you book him for drunk driving?

Counselor, he's so drunk that he won't listen to anything.

He was standing in the middle of the road, making honking sounds.

And he even blew into our alcohol detection machine and ruined it.

Come here, Luv.

Coming.

I've found a suitable girl for you to marry.

Look, I have a marriage line on my palm, but no wedding line.

You'll definitely get married.

Your aunt has worked really hard this time.

I've done a lot of research and got this precious gem from Bharat Matrimony.

Wait, I'll show you her details.

Look at this.

Look at this, my boy.

She's an interior designer.

And she's so well-behaved.

Catch!

Looking good there!

Hand me the car keys.

You're acting like you're more eager to elope than I am.

I am.

Put the bag inside.

Oh my, my!

Alright, listen up...

Yeah?

Sweetheart, I brought everything along.

My mom's jewelry, my dad's cash,

and my grandma's two golden teeth.

And when do we get married?

Get married?

We'll get married eventually. What's the rush?

We'll go to Goa first, then Manali.

We'll get cozy in the winter.

And what about our parents?

They are old. Forget about them.

So, what's your plan?

What are you doing, Ishika? This is my house!

Damn it!

Have you gone crazy, Ishika?

Have you lost your mind?

Have you gone nuts or what?

This is my house. What are you doing?

Let's get your parents' blessings first.

Mom. Dad.

Grandma.

Ishika.

- Grandma. - Oh, my baby!

Where did you go without telling us?

We were so worried.

- I was with her. - I see.

Hello, Aunty.

- Your "baby"... - Yes?

He's all grown up now.

- What? - I'm an adult now, right, Dad?

He didn't just step out for a bit,

he was actually eloping with me.

He was eloping?

Your "baby" smokes and drinks.

You forgot your 60-year-old parents for a girl you met just 4 days ago!

Don't you have any shame?

She's just kidding.

She's been like this since she was a kid.

Open it.

Why should I open the bag?

- Open it. - Open what?

Wait, Aunty, let me show you something.

- Remember, you had got it for me. - Wait, wait, wait.

What are you doing?

Have a look at this, Aunty.

Let me show you what it contains.

- Your jewelry... - My cash!

Huh!

- What is this? - What is that?

I don't know.

- I found it in Dad's room. - Huh?

- Yes. - In my room?

- After Titu, I have... - Quiet. Just keep quiet.

- I'll deal with you later. - Fine.

And you...?

- What is this? - Okay, okay, wait, wait.

I love you.

- You love me? - Yes.

To love someone means being someone's friend and lover.

It's about friendship and partnership.

Boys like you can never be anyone's friend or husband.

For boys like you, love starts from the waist and ends in the bedroom.

I can do anything for you.

I can even die for you.

You can die for me?

- Of course. - Aunty...

What?

- You... - Aunty, your son can die for me.

- Really? - Hey!

- Wait, wait... - Are you crazy or what?

Did you forget to take your meds or something?

You can't even cut onions for your mom,

and you think you can cut your wrist for me?

She's right. She's absolutely right.

He can't even carry a 25-kg cylinder,

and he picks up his 50-kg girlfriend like a bouquet.

What are you doing, Dad? What are you doing?

I taught you how to walk, and now you're running away!

Dear, I hope everyone has a daughter like you.

Uncle, I hope God never gives a son like him to parents like you.

Listen...

Ishika?

"Thief! Thief!"

"A thief is here, watch out!"

"He has broken all the locks out!"

"He has stolen the fan and also the."

"A thief is here"

"A thief is here, watch out!"

Stop here.

Excuse me, sir.

Where's Ms. Supriya's place?

Looks like you're here to meet Sister Ishika.

She's your sister?

Not just us, every boy in the neighborhood is her brother.

But it seems you're here to marry her.

Brother, you just go straight and take a left.

The first bungalow in that lane is theirs.

What potential match number is this for her?

22nd, huh?

- 22nd - 22nd what?

Bungalow No. 22.

"Thief! Thief!"

Yes?

Is Ms. Supriya home?

Everyone's home.

- Okay. - No one's out here.

Who are you?

We are here with a wedding proposal for Ishika.

Oh, you're here with a wedding proposal.

Greetings.

Please, go inside.

I'll break your legs if you dare enter.

Now, will a thief decide who goes inside and who stays outside?

You can escape the cops, but not a lawyer.

What's this nonsense?

Sorry, Brother, I was talking to a client.

Oh.

- Who are you all? - They are here with a wedding proposal.

Oh, welcome, welcome. We've been waiting for you.

Please, come in.

Everyone's home. Please, come in.

- Let's go. This way, please. - Come on.

"Thief! Thief!"

Excuse me?

Where do you think you are going?

Please come inside.

I'll be back after a smoke.

There's no coming back from smoking. People leave for good.

Come in, I'll get you a cold drink.

I'm not allowed to have a cold drink.

- You can have something else then. - Listen...

We have lots of things to eat as well.

I need to take my meds.

You shouldn't drink or take meds on an empty stomach.

- I don't drink. - What's your name?

- Jugnu. - Dugnu.

Sorry, had a blade in my mouth.

You seem like a decent guy.

According to my calculations, you haven't gotten the sweets yet.

Here you go.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

'So many keys.'

'Looks like I'll get to break into a lot of safes today.'

She reminds me of the Hindi movie "Suhagraat" (The Wedding Night).

Don't misbehave.

What?

I was just talking about the movie.

Hurry up and get the tea, Guddi.

Coming, Mom. Please don't mess this up

this time, Ishika.

Here you go.

Here, take this and go outside.

What kind of tradition is this, Mom?

Why does the girl always have to serve the tea?

Stop this nonsense.

And please don't reject this boy, okay?

I've shown you all the available options for boys who are alive.

You know the boy's really cute.

- Yes. - I would've married him...

- if I was single. - Shhh.

Come on, let's go.

Tea.

Greetings.

Oh shit.

What's wrong?

- Yes? - The tea's too sweet.

My sister made it.

Okay.

The Kachoris are good, though.

We got them from Panditji.

The snacks are from Gupta Bhandar.

And the water's from the pot.

You belong to this house, right, dear?

Or have you been imported from somewhere too?

Which one of you is the potential groom?

I am. My name is Luv.

Luv. Such a lovely name.

Thank you.

I'd like to know more about you.

- Can I talk to you, alone? - Why not?

Dear? You're not alone when there are two of you.

You should talk to him, right here, in front of everyone.

No, we're quite modern.

And we believe in giving our children their space.

I see.

Luv, you have your aunt's blessings to go.

Yes, son. Take care, okay?

Can I say something?

Your daughter is so well-behaved.

I hope she doesn't mess this up.

Please have something.

Oh, sorry.

Look, I don't want to marry you.

So, did you invite us here just to enjoy the overly sweet tea?

I still have a lot to do in life.

Fine. You can do whatever you want after we get married.

I don't want an arranged marriage, I want a love marriage.

So we'll fall in love first and then get married.

Besides, you're getting married to Luv.

What's your educational qualification?

BA (Bachelor of Arts).

You've only learned two letters, and that too backwards?

It's an old joke.

I won't waste a new joke on you.

You should give it a try.

Do you listen to music?

I like ghazals.

That means you've got a lot of free time on your hands.

In this age of 15-second reels, who listens to 8-minute-long ghazals?

Do you drink?

Only at parties.

In other words, when it's free.

Favorite food?

I'm a simple guy. I prefer lentils and flatbread.

Lentils and flatbread?

So, no progress in life.

Huh?

How much do you make a month?

75,000!

75,000?

That's kind of like my monthly expenditure.

The one who came before you used to make 175,000.

Sister!

- Sister! - Sister Ishika!

Why do all the boys in the locality call you sister?

I've rejected them all.

So what kind of a husband are you looking for?

I want someone who is handsome,

good with words, good at romancing me,

good in action, good at singing songs, and...

So, basically, you want Ajay Devgn.

They are taking too long.

She must be torturing him out there.

That reminds me, why don't you have some Kachoris?

I haven't eaten anything.

It's good, it's good.

Oh, they are here.

This is great.

I don't like the boy.

What?

Come on, Mom, why did you invite such paupers home?

They look bad in good clothes and good in bad clothes.

They will dirty the soap if they wash their hands with it.

Oh wow, we didn't know we had such qualities.

You keep quiet.

But I didn't say a word.

Still, you better keep quiet.

Hey!

Prema, you said she's well-behaved.

But her behavior would give anyone a run for their money.

No, Brother, she...

Hey, matchmaker, why don't you meditate?

I think the girl's family is right.

What?

But what the boy's family said is also right.

- What nonsense! - What?

So the more right one is right.

I don't want the Samosa or the Kachori to come out.

Bathroom?

He is already ready to eject everything out?

Ms. Supriya, look...

You shouldn't feel bad about this, Mom.

In fact, they should feel bad.

They put 5 bucks in a donation plate and pray for millions.

Forget willingly, girls like me wouldn't marry boys like you

even out of helplessness.

Keep quiet.

She doesn't know what she's saying.

Exactly, Mom.

I don't understand why, despite me saying so many things,

they didn't feel bad at all.

I think abuses were invented for situations like these.

Why don't you hurl some of those as well?

What?

Look, Miss Beauty Queen,

just because we're quiet doesn't mean we don't know how to talk back.

Then do so.

That's exactly what I'm doing now.

We came here to meet you as a prospective bride.

And just for that.

You came to see me, huh?

Well, I've seen many like you.

I'd rather regret

- than marry someone like him. - Enough.

Enough of this nonsense.

I won't hear a single word against my family.

Even those who don't know what to say don't say that much.

Ravana was better than you. He had an attitude because of his knowledge.

You have no knowledge of your attitude.

- Stop your nonsense. - Why?

Do you alone have the license to do that?

No one would give you a second look,

forget looking at you as a prospective bride.

Now I'll tell you how you look.

You'll face disgrace soon.

You'll lose your honor anytime now.

If we wipe off your makeup,

we'll see such big cracks that I can keep my books in them.

And you, why did you get married into this family?

Because of the bike.

- Huh? - What?

- What did you say? - I meant because of my wife.

She's so beautiful. Actually, she's a beauty with brains.

Look, you are...

What should I look at, huh?

Take a good look at yourself first.

I know the tea was bad, but it was still better than you.

I've never regretted drinking alcohol as much as I regretted drinking that tea.

Aunty, tell me the truth, is she your daughter or a problem for you?

- Problem. - What?

- Mom! - Yes.

One more thing.

Boys are questioned before the wedding, but why not the girls?

What is your educational qualification?

- I... - MMA.

Why do you girls want everything double?

You always want a dream prince.

You never want a dream cook, electrician, plumber, confectioner, gardener.

You dream about princes and marry men like Jethalal.

A few more females like you,

and we'll have to write

"save yourself from the girl child" instead of "save the girl child".

What else did you ask? Do you drink?

Yes, I drink, I treat others with it, and I also throw liquor parties.

What else did you say?

People who listen to ghazals are lonely.

We're not lonely, we have a lot of patience.

That's why I've been listening to your nonsense for the past 10 minutes.

Aunty, no matter what kind of girl you get for me,

don't get me a girl like her.

I'll say yes to her without even seeing her.

- Get out! - Yes, we're leaving.

Forget coming back to this house, we'll never even come back to Bhopal.

Who invited you anyway?

We are leaving anyway.

- Then leave. Go. - Get lost.

- This is my house. - Buzz off.

- Leave! - I'm leaving.

- Get out! - Get lost!

Don't show us your face again! Let's go!

Where are you going? Listen!

- Let's go! - Get lost! Get out of here.

Hey! This happened because of you.

- Come on, Mom... - It's always because of her.

Do you have anything left to say?

Aunty, whenever you get her married,

you should either keep her mouth shut or find her a deaf husband.

Okay? Bye.

I'll find her a deaf husband.

Daughter-in-law!

What are you doing?

- Step back! - Mom, step back from there!

Move aside, Dad.

I'm jumping today, no matter what.

Back up, now! Back up!

- Don't stop. Just jump. - No, come down from there!

What are you saying?

Stop it! Don't jump!

That's what I said. Don't stop. Jump already!

What are you doing, Mom?

This is just silly.

I'm done with this life.

This is my final decision, and this will be my one last smoke.

That's the 22nd guy you've turned down.

Why don't you just get married already?

I can't leave my mom alone, unlike you.

What do you mean you don't want to leave you?

I mean, if I get married, who's going to take care of you then?

As if you're taking care of me now.

I make your morning tea.

Say what you want, but I'm not going anywhere, end of story.

Sending brides off is so old-fashioned these days.

It's more like shifting now,

you know? Shifting things from one place to another.

Daughters these days spend most of their time at their parents' place anyway.

Alright, I'm jumping.

Come on, hurry up!

- Lock that gate up, quick! - They're back!

Why did you come back?

What made you come back?

Grandpa, there's a real mess going on outside.

You always cause a scene wherever you go.

Step back, step back.

Did that girl start a riot or something?

Prema!

What's wrong? Prema!

Let's go.

Don't let them leave!

Come on, hit it.

Hurry up.

Move aside, son.

Prem...

Are you okay?

Careful. Take rest.

There has been a big clash between the political parties,

and it's led to riots all over the city.

People are protesting by blocking the roads everywhere.

Schools, transport, hotels -

everything's been shut down under Section 144.

The hotels and guest houses were all closed,

so we didn't really have anywhere else to go.

No, you did the right thing by coming here.

You can stay here.

What do you mean "you can stay here"?

They left like they'd never come back.

We came back because we had no other option.

We wouldn't have wasted our time on you otherwise.

No. What are you so proud of, huh? All that attitude...

- Just keep quiet. - Dad...

- Hey, hey... - I'll...

Let me handle this. You just sit here and keep quiet.

Calm down, son.

Look, you should stay here until the riots are over.

Consider this place as your own home, okay?

Dad, did you really have to come here of all places?

Couldn't you find somewhere else?

We came here because we had no choice, son.

Look at your aunt's condition.

We should have just admitted her somewhere.

But where? All the hospitals are closed because of the riots outside.

If we stay here, we're going to have riots in here too.

Oh no.

This house is like a treasure chest, not your average place.

They are loaded.

And they never lose power supply.

Yeah, that's right.

I won't leave until I've robbed this place clean.

Come on, my lovely, will you marry me?

What?

I've already given you 15 wedding necklaces.

When?

Hey!

She always hangs up when I ask her to marry me.

There's a 10,000 rupee reward for anyone who helps catch the thief.

Great.

The old guy is reading the news at an age when he should become news.

But who took the thief's picture from the newspaper?

Now even if I see him, how am I supposed to recognize him?

Good morning.

There are some details mentioned here.

This thief looks innocent, but he's very smart, cunning and clever.

There's a special thing about him.

If he gets less than 10 lakhs,

he mercilessly kills the eldest family member.

He kills them mercilessly.

He kills them mercilessly.

I'm the eldest member here.

I'm the eldest in this family.

I have 7.5 lakhs rupees.

I can't get myself killed for just 2.5 lakhs.

- You're bound to die. - What nonsense!

No matter what you do.

- Death is certain. - What nonsense!

I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to my client.

Jitendra Choudhary, BA LLB LLM.

I'll get him such a harsh sentence that he'll die as soon as he hears about it.

Why haven't you sent the cars yet?

I've already spoken to them at the RTO.

Yes, I've already talked to them.

Send all the cars; it will be taken care of.

Look, please don't mind this,

but we can't stay in your house for free anymore.

We'd like to contribute to the expenses.

No, you don't need to do that.

I have Ishika and Guddi helping me out.

But you do need the help.

I'm ready to help out in the kitchen.

You can cook?

My food is so delicious that people from 8 kilometers away come

to lick it off my fingers.

As for cleaning the house...

My brother-in-law can clean anything, from the washroom to the commode.

What did you say?

You want me to clean the house?

That's enough humiliation!

A man who doesn't even take food from the kitchen on his own

is supposed to clean the toilets here?

A man who has never wiped tears

is supposed to wipe the commodes here?

I thought of you as a relative, but you're nothing but a curse.

I deserve some respect, got it!

I'm leaving, Brother-in-law.

- Brother-in-law! - Shut up, Brother-in-law!

That's good, they at least have someone in their family who feels humiliated.

- Ishika! - Come on, Mom.

Look, there's no need to worry.

My brother-in-law calms down very quickly.

His temper is like a bubbly soda.

Soda. Soda reminds me of alcohol.

Did you say something?

No, I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

Ishika, you're responsible for washing everyone's clothes.

Ask this prince what he's going to do.

Yes, I'm a prince.

I'll do what I can understand, and I won't do what I can't understand.

Then you won't be able to do anything.

Because you don't understand anything.

I think you should go and get groceries from outside.

You don't need to step out when I'm here.

Pyare at your service.

I got you the groceries without you even asking.

You shouldn't have bothered, Uncle Pyare.

Uninvited guests and unnecessary groceries aren't good for the house.

Where should I keep these groceries, Brother?

Keep them on your head.

They will fall.

Don't you know where the kitchen is?

Is this your first time in this house?

"Pyare, my dear."

Who are they?

Uncle Pyare, they have very limited time left here.

They have very limited time left?

- What illness are they suffering from? - Shh.

They came to ask for Ishika's hand in marriage.

Huh?

How are you doing?

Myself Pyare.

And yourself?

Myself Prem Kumar.

- Luv - And I'm Luv Kumar, Prem Kumar's son.

"Pyare, my dear."

Hey, watch it!

Don't worry, it's fine.

- Did you get my meds, son-in-law? - Yeah, I got them.

Here you go.

How many times do I have to tell you not to keep the bottle there?

It gives me a weird high, you know.

I hide it there to get away from the cops.

I want to make sure it's out of the police's reach.

What are you saying? You should enjoy this in a cocktail.

When are you finally going to get me married to Ms. Supriya?

Let's discuss that when the time is right, okay?

And when's this "right time" going to come, huh?

What if your time is up before that right time comes?

- What are you saying? - What am I saying?

I've fed you so much alcohol, you know...

If I'd given even half that much to Bhairavnath,

I'd already have kids running around my courtyard.

You've been calling me son-in-law for the last 8 years.

You've been drinking the booze I provide.

But you're not doing anything for me.

You're also making me spend so much money.

Speaking of money, do you have 2.5 lakhs rupees?

I don't have a penny to spare before I get married.

Get us married and I'll hand over the whole of Bhopal to you.

Got it?

How many times do I have to tell you that

smoking is bad for your health?

Life's like a lit cigarette, you know.

It's going to end whether you enjoy it or not.

Oh, I see.

By the way, you've picked a really nice boy for Ishika.

Yeah, right?

I liked him too, but Ishika rejected him.

That's why the guys here have a hard time expressing their feelings.

- Huh? - Yes.

I mean, I was thinking

you'd be all alone after Ishika gets married.

Why? I'll have Grandpa for company.

Grandpa's days are numbered.

People his age have already died, reincarnated,

- and started going to school again. - Hey, cut it out.

I was just thinking...what happens to you after Grandpa's gone?

I'll still have you, won't I?

Tell me, why haven't you gotten married yet?

I'm working on it.

Once I can add a couple of inches to my height, I'll get more confidence.

And once I have that confidence, I'll talk to this girl.

Really? Yeah?

Who's this girl?

You... know her.

Seriously?

Don't worry,

you'll be the first to know once I get that confidence boost.

"Pyare, my dear."

What are you doing here, Uncle?

I've been looking all over for you.

Everyone's waiting for you for dinner.

Are you still mad at me?

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at your dad.

Do you hate him that much?

Do I hate him? I hate him so much that if I could legally commit seven murders,

I'd kill him seven times.

But what did Dad do that's so bad?

What did he do, you ask?

There's a moon up in the sky, and there's one right here with me too.

I've saved every last drop of my love

- just for you. - Really?

Come on, let's just drown in it.

- Come here, you. - Oh, my, my!

Your legs are so smooth, you know.

I massaged your legs and your whole body just blushed.

My darling, let's turn this double bed into a single one, huh?

I get it, I get it.

You're feeling shy, aren't you?

Okay, fine, I'll close my eyes then.

I won't open them till...

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

This is amazing, isn't it?

You got goosebumps standing up like little mustaches

the moment I touched you.

It happens, no big deal.

This is our first night together.

- I'm coming, baby. - Come here.

You come closer too.

- Hey darling... - Yeah?

April fool!

April fool in December? Really?

Damn you!

Such a big betrayal!

Prem won the bet that night, but he lost me in the process.

Now whenever I try to get intimate with your aunt,

I end up seeing your dad's face instead.

It totally kills the mood.

He's ruined all the romance in my life.

Not fair, Uncle. Enjoying breakfast all by yourself, are you?

I was starving.

Let me see your face.

- Come on, show me. - Why?

Did you swallow a knife or something?

- Your face is bleeding! - Sit down, sit down.

Good that you showed up.

I wanted to ask you something.

- Go ahead, ask. - Tell me,

how exactly are you related to this family, anyway?

Hmm?

I'll go wash my hands.

Come on, you can wash them after you eat.

So how are you related to this family?

I'm close to this family.

Explain.

We're distant relatives.

- How distant? - Very distant.

No, really, how distant?

I'm related to the girl's dad's paternal uncle's

maternal uncle's aunt's husband's brother.

Get it? Or do I need to repeat that?

No, I don't think I need to understand all that.

What does who think what now?

Who's trying to explain what to whom?

It's nothing, I was just talking to Jugnu.

About what?

Nothing, we were just discussing our relationship.

I too am confused about what a relationship is.

Oh boy.

Give him some water.

I'm fine, thank you.

- Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah, I'm good.

- A relationship, you ask? - Hmm.

Well, it's about love, you know.

It gives you a sense of belonging.

- Okay, got it. - Yes. - Do you think I'm stupid or something?

Do you think I can't see through this?

You want to tell the truth or should I?

I'll say it.

Actually, I'm not doing this of my own free will.

- I see. - I'm helpless.

Grandpa, I'm not what I seem.

Hmm. Huh?

- And I'm actually a very famous-- - Speak up!

I'm not... Is this loud enough for you?

Yes.

I'm not what I seem.

I'm a very famous--

Wait, wait, wait.

Don't interrupt me.

I'm on the phone here.

Why can't I hear you? I've been trying for so long to...

Everyone is hereby informed that

there's a 2-hour break in the curfew.

You all can go out and get your daily necessities, then head back home.

How is it going?

Where have you been, Bhagwan?

I went to supply groceries at Imperial Heights, Pyare.

You had sent me there, remember?

It is such a big tower.

If you look at it from the roof, everyone down there looks tiny, like you.

Keep talking trash and you'll meet the big guy upstairs real soon.

Come on, you know you love me.

But you have to start paying attention to your height now.

Your height is so small, that if you drop your phone, it'll never break.

How do I get taller, huh?

Where's that big black cardamom?

Straight ahead and right, go get it.

He wants the "big" black cardamom!

You see that? People always want the big stuff,

even for something small like a cardamom.

How do I grow taller, huh?

I've even tried giraffe fritters and bamboo kebabs, but they don't help.

In fact, I ended up with diarrhea like ten times.

After a certain age, no matter what meds you take, it just isn't happening.

I didn't quite get you.

Let me explain.

Here.

Explain.

Hey bro, this list is taller than you!

You better get those groceries out, or I'll kick your tiny butt.

What do I say, Luv?

I'm in such a bad state that when I pass by a mutton shop,

the customers ask for "big" pieces.

Don't worry about it.

Look, almost every big shot in the world has had a short height.

Really?

Sachin Tendulkar, Aamir Khan, Hitler, Napoleon, Duggu Gupta.

- Yeah. - They still ruled the world, though.

Who is Duggu Gupta? I've never heard of him in history.

He's from the neighborhood.

He's small, but he's done big things.

- Yes. - You're a really interesting guy,

you know that?

Do you drink?

Pour me a 90ml too, will you?

Stay back, Pyare, or you might just fall into the glass.

Shut up, man.

Tell me,

why did you refuse to marry Ishika?

You won't find a girl like Ishika anywhere in Bhopal, you know.

Nobody wants something that can't be found in the whole city.

No, no, you're wrong.

I agree that Ishika talks a lot,

but she's really soft on the inside.

Even though she looks as hard as a coconut on the outside.

I kind of feel like cracking that coconut open.

Let's not talk about breaking things, alright?

You just didn't understand her.

Ishika doesn't want to leave her mom alone,

that's why she turns down potential grooms.

Heed my advice and marry Ishika.

You're the only one in this neighborhood who wants me to get married.

What's going on here?

Luv, he's got Supriya not just on the shop board,

but etched in his heart too.

Cut it out. He's let the cat out of the bag.

You love Ms. Supriya?

You still haven't said "I love you" to her?

I'm scared to even say I see her, and you're asking if I said I love you?

Ms. Supriya has been my childhood love.

She was a few years older than me in school.

I had just started falling for her

when her scumbag classmate ruined it.

"Pyare, my dear."

Ever since then, my life has been all about Ms. Supriya.

You're the only one who can help me out.

I'll definitely help you out.

You take the daughter, I'll take the mother.

Let's drink to that!

Let's drink to that!

You are drunk? In my house?

Have some shame, man.

I like to drink just like your mom likes to smoke.

What's the problem with that?

Keep it down, everyone's sleeping inside.

What a mess!

Come on, let me take you to your room.

No, no, no. I'm not that kind of a guy.

Before marriage... it's wrong.

Huh?

Listen up, Einstein, I'm talking about taking you to your room.

This is the problem with you middle-class boys.

You don't know how to talk to girls.

You know better about the middle class, huh?

We middle-class guys can't afford an iPhone

because that money can cover our sister's education.

We have no fashion sense.

Nope, no fashion sense.

Our style is just matching

white with white, and black with black.

Our life is stuck between having a lot and just scraping by.

Sometimes a lot, sometimes too little.

Are you done with your lecture?

Let's go inside now.

Come on.

You kissed me!

You kissed me!

No, I didn't kiss you.

Your cheeks were just this close.

They attracted my lips towards them.

If you don't want it, then give it back.

"Love creates great lovers, like Ranjhas and Mirzas,"

"Love can teach you how to love,"

"It makes you go crazy,"

"This magic of love,"

"It makes everything colorful,"

"You're coated in its shades,"

"Such is the hue of love, bae."

"I always pray,"

"Just for you, my dear."

"I have fallen,"

"I have fallen in love with you, from the bottom of my heart,"

"Listen to the secrets of my life, sweetheart."

"I'll become a recluse,"

"I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love,"

"I'll become a recluse,"

"I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love,"

"I'll become a recluse,"

"I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love,"

What is going on, huh?

Looks like someone's been pampering Luv a lot lately.

Luv?

I mean the lovebirds.

Yeah, so what's new about that?

I do this every day.

What's new is that I've noticed

how you've been hovering over Luv like a bird these days.

That's not it.

I'm your elder sister.

I can listen to your silence and know what's in your heart.

You are in love.

Not yet, but it'll definitely happen if you keep saying it.

Hey, listen! Where are you going?

"I'll become a recluse,"

"Your footsteps bring springtime's glow,"

"Seeing you brings peace, you know"

"Your presence, my love,"

"Your presence makes me feel like the king of the world, my dove,"

"I have fallen,"

"I have fallen in love with you, from the bottom of my heart,"

"Listen to the secrets of my life, sweetheart."

"I'll become a recluse,"

"I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love,"

"I'll become a recluse,"

"I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love,"

"I'll become a recluse,"

"I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love,"

Thank you very much.

Thank you for what, Uncle?

Thank you because I'm really happy to see that

you and Luv are getting along well and staying together.

I'm glad all the fights have been resolved.

You and Ishika used to fight so much, remember?

But now you're living together so peacefully, right?

That would be wonderful

if we could all stay together as one big happy family.

Of course, Uncle.

You know, you should start calling me Mom

- instead of Aunty now. - Okay, Mom.

You should start calling me Dad instead of Uncle.

Sure thing, Dad.

- "I'll..." - Sorry, sorry, sorry.

"Thief! Thief!"

After you, Rangoli.

"Thief! Thief!"

"A thief is here, watch out!"

"A thief is here, watch out!"

"He looks innocent, but he schemes."

"He is not what he seems."

"A thief is here, watch out!"

"A thief is here, watch out!"

Jugnu?

"Thief! Thief!"

How did they end up with you?

They ended up with me by mistake.

Wait, how did they all get bent like that?

What are these things anyway?

Keys.

I know they're keys.

But why do you carry them around with you?

It's just a childhood thing. I've always wanted to have them with me.

A man didn't sleep all night because of them!

- What? - Nothing.

Go on dangle them around your waist and go roam around.

They look kind of cool that way.

Crazy woman.

We have some good news for you.

The curfew under Section 144 has been lifted

- because the riots have calmed down. - Listen!

From tomorrow, everything is going to be back to normal.

- Buses, trains, transport... - Hey, mister,

your daughter's calling you.

What? She's my wife, not my daughter.

There's a big age gap between you two.

What kind of pills do you take? What mantras do you chant?

What black magic spell did you use in your old age,

that you're going around with a new, fresh wife?

Hey!

Come on, please tell me. Please!

The first time I saw her, I just fell in love.

The second time we got together, we got married.

You shouldn't take too long to express your love

or you'll just grow old waiting.

You all done there, sweetheart?

"Pyare, my dear."

"Pyare, O' Pyare."

Listen, I have something I want to tell you today.

But please, don't turn around, okay?

Because if I look into your eyes,

I won't be able to say those three special words

I've been trying to say for the past 30 years.

That's why I want to say it from behind you.

I love you.

I love you, Supriya.

What's this I'm hearing?

The truth that's been in my heart, my mind, and on the tip of my tongue.

I can't believe it.

Yeah, me neither.

I mean, I've been bringing you a rose every day, but today,

I've got a rose to propose with and a ring too -

one I got made with my very first paycheck.

Tell me something, I want to know the truth.

Do you really love me too?

Do you want to marry me?

If your answer is yes, then don't turn around.

Don't turn around.

Don't turn around.

Don't turn around!

Yes!

Great! Awesome arrangement, right?

It's Supriya's birthday.

It's such a joyous occasion.

Hey! Yes!

Come here.

Keep this child over there.

Bhagwan!

Yes, Pyare?

Have you got the wedding invites printed yet?

Yes, bro.

What about my wedding dress?

It's so beautiful, you won't even want to take it off on your wedding night.

Of course, I won't. I'll freeze otherwise.

Oh yeah, that reminds me,

I booked you a two-day,

eight-night honeymoon package.

Two days and eight nights? What's that all about?

Come on, man!

If you stay awake for eight nights,

you're bound to sleep for two days,

- right? - Great thinking!

Go and check all the arrangements.

Eight nights and two days!

Pyare!

- Pyare, my son-in-law... - Yes?

What's the update on the 2.5 lakhs I asked you for?

Grandpa, you'll have to be patient.

Today, I'll give you 5 instead of 2.5 lakhs.

As soon as she cuts the cake, I'll write you a check.

- Seriously? - Yes.

You'll be known as the greatest son-in-law ever.

I can see the future.

You shouldn't come up to me like this, so suddenly.

Why? What happened?

I memorized a poem for you, you know.

But I forgot it as soon as I saw you.

You can forget all you want now.

But you have to promise me one thing -

you won't forget anything once we're married.

No matter how full you are, you'll always eat with me.

No matter how sleepy you feel, you'll sleep facing me.

No matter how tired you are from work,

you'll still spend time with me.

If your wife's upset, you'll comfort her like a friend.

And if your friend's upset, you'll tolerate her tantrums like a husband.

And the most important thing is,

you'll never sacrifice your own happiness for my sake.

You know, I thought I never had a love line in my hand.

But today, I realized that love doesn't exist in the hand,

it exists in your company.

Happy birthday, Ms. Supriya.

Happy birthday, Ms. Supriya.

Happy birthday.

My mother-in-law's looking so happy today, isn't she?

Yeah, today, on her birthday,

we're going to give her the biggest gift of her life.

- We'll surprise Dad. - Yes.

Today, on my birthday, I want to share something with all of you.

I want to introduce you to someone who's been with me since we were kids

and is still by my side.

He's super simple, honest, and lovely.

And our friendship has now blossomed into love.

Wonderful!

There's no one greater than God,

and if God decides to unite two people, then He makes it happen.

Just like a thirsty person finds a source of water,

love too finds love on its own.

If I hadn't seen our childhood photos in an album at Supriya's place,

I would've never realized she was my childhood sweetheart.

You and I were in the same school.

We used to share the same lunch box.

"Pyare, you poor thing."

"Pyare, O' Pyare."

And now, we're going to get married and come together as one.

'You should start calling me Dad instead of Uncle.'

'You should start calling me Mom instead of Aunty now.'

Ms. Supu, I love you.

I love you too.

"Pyare, you poor thing."

You're a very lucky guy, son.

You just got a new mom and a new sister, all at once.

Buzz off.

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

(Rap song)

"Baby, you'll apply henna of my name on your hands for me, won't you?"

"And wear those pretty red bangles too."

"Baby, you'll apply henna of my name on your hands for me, won't you?"

"And wear those pretty red bangles too."

"I'll come to your yard with a wedding band in tow,"

"I'll put you in a palanquin and take you with me, you know."

"From the day I saw you, I fell in love with you,"

"My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real."

"My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real."

"My heart's eagerly awaiting our wedding vows to seal,"

"My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real."

"Get me diamond earrings, pretty please,"

"And some golden bangles to match with ease."

"For I like to dress up only for you, my only love,"

"Get me diamond earrings, pretty please,"

"And some golden bangles to match with ease."

"For I like to dress up only for you, my only love,"

"I'll fulfill your every wish, "

"The stars and the moon, I'll lay them at your feet."

"I can't take my eyes off your lovely face, my dear,"

"My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real."

"My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real."

"My heart's eagerly awaiting our wedding vows to seal,"

"My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real."

How am I supposed to face everyone in court?

What's this society going to say, huh?

I came here to get my sister-in-law married,

and ended up getting my mother-in-law married instead?

People are going to point fingers at me.

My son is gone.

And the truth is,

my daughter-in-law didn't just give me a place in her house,

she also took care of me like her own daughter.

No one says anything when you get married young, right?

But now, when you want to get married at an older age,

even the mutes are objecting to this wedding in writing!

There's no perfect age to get married!

You've lost your mind.

No, no, no.

I haven't lost my mind, I've actually found it.

Just try to understand.

She's my childhood sweetheart.

You're acting so childish in your old age.

You hardly have anything left.

Quiet, everyone.

Prem, my brother, your sister is with you.

Here's the thing,

those who want to attend this wedding can stay,

and those who don't can leave.

Hey, do you have a problem with this marriage?

No, I was just going to make some tea.

You have the worst timing!

Enough!

You'll have to go over my dead body to arrange this marriage.

No, I think he's on a Bluetooth call.

I'm not talking to anyone.

This time, I'm talking to you all.

All her life, my mother took care of everyone.

She looked after the business,

she went through so much hardship.

And now, when it's her turn to be happy, you're saying all this?

"Society will say this and that!"

Society also points fingers at those who don't stand up to them.

You're absolutely right.

What would you do if she had eloped with Prem?

Dad!

I'm just saying.

They'll get married...

and that is my last wish.

I mean that is my final decision.

Ishika, this is the first time I've fallen in love with someone.

And that someone is you.

What, you think

I fall in love every day or something?

I love you too, Luv.

But when I see Mom's love,

mine looks so pale in comparison.

Our love isn't pale, their life is.

They're past their prime years,

while we still have our whole lives ahead of us.

They'll get married no matter what!

Why don't you get it, Ishika?

My dad's a total pervert.

He gets way too close to his female friends.

They become so comfortable with

each other that when those women fight with their husbands,

they come to him instead of going to their own parents.

But my mom's not like that, Luv.

She only loves your dad.

I've seen her laugh a lot,

but this is the first time I've seen her truly happy.

But my dad's happy with every other woman.

He's so old, his biscuit would melt even

if you dipped it in a cold cup of tea.

You'll probably find him snoozing on his wedding night.

And in nine months,

they won't have a baby, they'll have a fight.

You can bad mouth your dad all you want,

but they're getting married, no matter what.

Okay, then I'll tell everyone we love each other

and we want to get married.

Luv, if you do that,

then whether or not Mom and Dad get married, we certainly won't.

Listen to me, Ishika.

Hey!

Ishika, what about my love?

Pyare, my son,

come and have some sweets.

I'll have some, but after I kill someone first.

What are you saying, son?

"What are you saying, huh, son?"

Why, you won't call me son-in-law today?

Why would Dad call you son-in-law?

Hey!

No one should interfere today.

Otherwise, there will be bloodshed.

Old man, I used to get you alcohol

from places my hands couldn't even reach.

The thing is, when they want to get married willingly,

what can I do, huh?

"What can I do!"

And what haven't I done to be your son-in-law, huh?

I carried gas cylinders for you.

I cleaned the cobwebs!

I plastered and painted this place hanging from a rope!

I even cleaned the gutters!

If I had worked half as much for my country,

they'd have honored me with a national holiday.

Pyare, let me pay you back for everything you've done for us.

I don't want any payments today.

Today, I'm here to pierce you with this!

- Don't do that. - Wait a minute.

Pyare, why do you want to hurt Dad?

Because he's a sinner!

He kept calling me son-in-law and kept...

Yes, yes.

He kept fooling me.

Why didn't you tell me about this?

I didn't hide anything.

It's all out in the open.

Haven't you seen my general store?

It has "Priya General Store" written on it in big, bold letters.

It's inspired by your name!

Pyare, I always thought of you as a little...

Stop!

If you say another word,

I'll chop off your tongue and then kill myself.

Hey, who gave him a kid's sword?

Who are you calling a kid, huh?

I'm on a Bluetooth call, Brother.

Listen up, you Phone Booth.

I'll chop your ear off and put it in your hand with your Bluetooth.

Your call is terminated.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

Please calm down. Give me that sword.

Hey! Forget the sword and think about your skirt.

Come here, come here quickly.

Pyare, my friend, you look upset.

Don't call me your friend, Prem.

What do you mean?

I have plenty of reasons to say that!

Here you go!

When we were kids, I used to get the eraser,

but you were the one using it.

Shush.

When we were kids, I used to get the eraser,

but you were the one using it.

I used to bring the lunchbox, but you were the one eating it.

I chose the girl,

and you were the one who stole her...

Today, I'll shove this sword in such places,

you'll die of shame even if you survive.

Come on, Pyare, what are you doing?

All this is because of you.

I'm still a virgin because of you.

What happened? What's wrong?

I had so many dream castles for you, Supriya,

but you chose this wreck.

- I won't allow that! - No! No! No!

One!

Two!

Three!

Charge .

What are you doing, Prem?

Dad!

Did it go all in?

Why did you have to use such a rusty sword?

What if I get septic from it?

You want a choice in death too, huh?

You demanding old man!

- It's me, it's me, let me go. - How can I let you go?

It's me, Pyare.

Oh my god, Bhagwan!

Poor Pyare.

I can't eat, I can't drink, I can't live without Priya!

Calm down, Pyare.

Get me something to drink, please.

Wait a minute, Pyare.

- Poor Pyare. - Here you go.

Why are you crying, bro?

You love me so much, Bhagwan.

You're so worried about my height.

But I don't need any meds now.

Bro, this isn't medicine.

- Okay. - It's poison.

Give it here. Let me have this poison.

This is poison?

Yes.

- It's a little bitter. - Okay.

If you add some jaggery, you'll enjoy dying.

You'll be tall and gone forever.

I thought you were God, but you turned out to be a devil!

Wait, you scoundrel! You just wait.

Hey!

Look who's here, Bhagwan.

You should pour that poison into two glasses.

Give one to me and the other one to his dad.

You couldn't say three words in 30 years.

Whose fault is that, yours or my dad's?

Plus, you couldn't increase your height or tell her how you felt.

I did tell her how I felt.

I even gave her a bouquet and a ring.

She was like, "Oh, my God!"

"I can't believe it."

I told her,

if she loves me too,

don't turn around and look at me.

And then?

Then she did a 180 two days later and kept my ring too.

They're getting engaged tomorrow.

What do we do now?

Go ahead, Ms. Supriya.

No, Mr. Prem should go first.

Alright.

I'm here! I'm here!

Stop! Get out of my way! Get out of my way!

I'm here, my child!

I'm back, my child!

Here I come!

Dad...

Hello, Uncle.

I'm back.

Wow, you've really grown up!

What are you doing?

She's not your daughter.

What are you talking about, Dad?

Being away from your daughter for a while doesn't make her a stranger.

You are right.

She is your daughter.

She is even taller than me.

Ms. Supu, is that guy who looks like a constable your husband?

Is he the same one whose photo has a garland on it over there?

A garland on my photo?

What's this I'm hearing?

I was gone for 23-24 years and you thought I died?

You were missing for 23-24 years, so we assumed...

That I died?

Wow, this is great.

Did you hear that, Dad?

I didn't get any updates on you all for the last 23-24 years either,

so I should've thought you all...

Cut the nonsense!

Did you ever try to find out how we are doing?

You never even called once.

Dad...

It's off-record.

Only a few know I'm a RAW agent.

Huh?

A RAW agent, really?

Look at this RAW agent's face.

Looks like he's been selling peanuts from a cart for the past 23 years.

You don't know what it takes to become a RAW agent.

Sometimes you have to be a cleaner, sometimes a launderer.

You have to go undercover and keep tabs on the people.

But one day,

during a secret mission,

the Pakistanis recognized me and caught me.

My god.

Then one day, I got the chance and escaped.

You all are getting a daughter married in her father's absence.

Shame on you.

Who is my son-in-law?

I'm Jugnu.

He looks like he could be my son-in-law.

- Come here. - He is not the son-in-law.

Then who is?

He is the son-in-law.

He!

Come on, Dad, you're getting my daughter married to this guy?

It's not your daughter who's getting married.

Huh?

It's my daughter-in-law who's getting married.

What's this I'm hearing?

You're getting married to this magician?

Looks like he'll just pull a pigeon out of his pants.

Look, her absconding husband,

no matter who I am, I'm not a fugitive like you.

Listen, you sock-wearing guy.

Hey, raw apple,

don't ruin the mood and atmosphere here.

What will you do, huh?

I'll push you and you'll end up on a funeral pyre.

Leave this place.

And never come back.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Do you have a lawyer here?

Yes, sir.

I'm Jitendra Choudhary, an advocate with a BA, LLB, and LLM.

I've been out of this country for 24 years.

So I want to know if the laws have changed to allow people

to remarry without getting divorced first.

No sir, the rules are still the same.

You'll fight my case then. Thank you very much.

Yes sir.

I won't let this happen.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

You're a good actor, you know.

Excuse me?

I don't know what would've happened

with my relationship with Ishika if it wasn't for you.

Then let's increase my fees.

What do you mean?

I mean, the amount you paid me to break up

Prem and Supriya's wedding was this much.

And now for getting Pyare married to Supriya, it's this much.

And now for getting my daughter Ishika married to Luv, it's this much.

So the total comes to 15 lakhs.

- Huh! - Hey!

15 lakhs!

15 lakhs?!

Have you ever even seen 15 lakhs rupees?

In this day and age,

I'm letting you marry my wife off to someone like you,

and you don't want to pay me for it?

Forgive me,

but no one would do something like this even if they were paid for it.

I'm the only one willing to do it.

But 15 lakhs is a lot.

- I'll need to get used to having a wife then. - Stop, stop, stop.

Alright, 15 lakhs, done!

- Done. - But you won't sign the divorce papers.

Sign the divorce papers.

I won't sign them.

Sign them and leave.

You are saying that?

What is this nonsense?

Just quietly sign the papers.

Dad, please sign them.

Why are you forcing him if he doesn't want to?

Hurry up, our train leaves at nine.

It's okay.

Don't stress, Dad. Just sit there and relax.

Would you like a cold drink?

Get him a cold drink.

Yes, I got.

Cold drink.

Keep it down.

Pinky!

Pinky!

Pinky, Vikram, Pinky.

Pinky?

Yes, Mom, his second wife, Pinky.

And he has two lovely kids too.

Come on in, kids.

He's saying he's a RAW agent, which is just another lie.

I'm not lying.

I am a RAW agent.

I supply raw materials like sand, bricks, iron rods, cement, etc.

And I'm also a booking agent for buses, trains, flights.

So I'm a "raw agent".

Cut the nonsense.

Either quietly sign the papers or I'll call the police right away.

Happy now?

Let's go.

Come on, kids, let's go.

Biswa ji, he turned out to be such a fraud.

Luv, I never thought you could be so selfish.

- But I love you. - Love?

You ditched your dad for a girl you just met two days ago?

Look how happy they look together.

People can tolerate sorrows for their parents,

and you can't tolerate even their happiness?

You betrayed a dad who loved you,

named you,

supported you. You betrayed your own father.

Good thing I didn't end up marrying you.

- Greetings, dear. - Greetings.

How are you doing?

I'm doing well. What brings you here?

We've come to meet your mom.

Where is she?

She's over there.

Oh, okay.

Come on, let's go.

- Greetings. - Greetings, dear.

Hi.

Hi.

You'll know when we tell Uncle and Aunty.

It's okay. Greetings.

Greetings. Greetings.

Ms. Supriya, this is my son, Titu.

I want to make your daughter my daughter-in-law.

What?

Ishika, it's only because of you that

my son Titu is not just carrying gas cylinders now,

but taking care of all the household responsibilities.

Aunty, I mean, Mom, once Ishika dropped me home.

And today, I want to take her to my home.

All I need is your blessings.

But...

only my daughter Ishika can decide that.

I like him.

I want to be with the boy who puts his parents first.

- That's great! - Congratulations!

Congratulations!

"After falling in love, my heart suffered a lot,"

"Still it misses her a lot,"

"After falling in love, my heart suffered a lot,"

"Still it misses her a lot,"

"It fell for her for no good reason at all,"

"It trusted her fake loyalty for no good reason at all."

"Now it hurts so bad, I can't sleep at night,"

"If only my heart had been smarter, I wouldn't be in this plight."

"If only my heart had been smarter, I wouldn't be in this plight."

"I wouldn't be in this plight."

"Her innocent face deceived me."

"She gave me dark nights and took my glowing days away,"

"Her innocent face deceived me."

"She gave me dark nights and took my glowing days away,"

"I'm breathing just to survive because that's all I can do,"

"Even death is surprised by the pain she put me through."

"By the pain she put me through."

"I sought promises in her lies for no good reason at all."

"I tried to live in her fake world for no good reason at all."

"I finally compromised in love."

"If only my heart had been smarter, I wouldn't be in this plight."

"If only my heart had been smarter, I wouldn't be in this plight."

"I wouldn't be in this plight."

"I wouldn't be in this plight."

"I wouldn't be in this plight."

Can you forget Priya for just a couple of minutes?

Priya isn't just a memory, she's deeply ingrained in my mind.

She's been my childhood love.

Childhood love, really?

Has anyone ever actually been able to end up with their childhood sweetheart?

People don't even understand if you confess your love,

and here you are, still secretly harboring it in your heart.

I won't keep it hidden anymore.

If Priya can't be mine, then she can't belong to anyone else either.

- What is this? What nonsense is this? - What?

Why didn't you tell me you love Ishika?

What would be the point of telling you anyway?

Listen, Luv, with age, opportunities, and girls -

once you lose them, you never get them back.

I have a plan.

Why don't you get it?

Dad needs to get married more than I do.

This is not some treatment which he needs more than you.

Excuse me, but he's so old that he might start the wedding night,

but he wouldn't be able to finish it.

Are you done?

Listen, Luv...

Luv! Listen to me, son. Luv...

Tell me your plan.

The best I can do is get you some Complan.

Don't joke around.

I can't live without Priya.

She's way out of your league.

Well, if I don't get the book, I'll just tear the pages apart.

And I'll write "revolution" on the back.

No one can come between Priya and me.

Anyone who tries will be stabbed by an ice knife.

They'll die, and no one will find any evidence.

Oh, Prem... Prem! We were just talking about you.

- Mr. Mishra? - Yes?

What are you making me do here?

Something that's right for Luv.

And I still need to settle the score with your brother.

That's... That's Prema?

That's the plan.

How will she manage to pull it off?

Now you'll marry Supriya, Pyare.

Stop, stop, stop.

Stop it.

Prem's set the scene on fire, and you can't light a cigarette.

- I wonder how long I've to keep doing it. - Drink slowly.

Why do you look so worried?

Didn't you like the girl?

I'm better off being single, Brother.

What do you mean?

I mean Prem Kumar, the pervert, is back.

No, 20.

Shoulder 20.

Hey, come here quickly, guys.

- What's wrong? - What happened?

- Take a look. - What's wrong?

- Take a look. - What's wrong?

What happened?

The one who usually measures women is being measured by them.

We'll have to do something about him.

We need to act fast.

Look.

No, thanks.

Where are you going, Prem? Sit down and have some tea.

I've already had 20 cups of tea.

Now if I go to the washroom, I'll be peeing tea and pooping tea powder.

Oh no, are you having stomach issues?

Where's Prem?

We've sent Pyare to deal with Prem. Got it?

Look, Prema, you have to keep up the drama.

And don't worry. Just remember our Plan A,

or it'll ruin our Plan B.

- And what's Plan B? - I don't have one.

This is your problem, Mr. Mishra.

I have known my brother since we were kids.

He's very clever, smart, and cunning.

If God asks him to ask for one boon, he'll manage to include three in it.

Don't they have a female server here?

Yes, they do.

Excuse me, send a female server here.

Yes.

Tell me,

Ask.

do you plan to replace the entire male population or what?

Not at all.

You remind me of a couplet:

You've come into this world to leave your mark behind.

Every lane you cross, you should hear a child calling you "Dad"!

Is that what you intend to do?

Manish?

What are you doing with these three worthless creatures?

Not three, but four.

- Grab them. - Scoundrels.

Call Prem. Call him. Where is he?

Check if maybe he ran off with someone else.

Mr. Prem isn't like that.

I meant he must be busy somewhere else.

He'll be back soon enough.

These boys can act like girls sometimes.

Step aside.

I told you to tie it tightly. Look, he got away.

Oh my, you look so beautiful

that I fear the one trying to ward off the evil eye from you

will actually end up casting one on you.

Not fair, Mr. Prem, you forgot your stars after finding your moon.

No one cares about loose change after they get a 2000-rupee note.

So we're the loose change now?

I was just joking. Don't take it seriously.

He's just joking.

Your acting skills are more natural than natural ice cream.

If I could, I'd give you an acting award bigger than the Burj Khalifa.

- This isn't acting. - Then what is it?

This is my love talking.

Ms. Supu, they are the women of our colony.

They look more like his women than the colony's women.

They are all my close friends. They are my buddies.

They seem pretty close.

What are you waiting for? Come and welcome Ms. Supu.

Come on, come on.

Welcome, Supu.

Welcome her.

Come on, come on.

Thank you.

You kept calling yourself middle-class,

but you've made great arrangements here.

Great decoration.

I feel even those who aren't invited will try to gate-crash the wedding.

Well done, Luv. You've spared no expense.

Looks like you have more cards than cash.

Where did you get this kind of money from, hmm?

Nowhere.

This is the result of a broken fixed deposit and a broken heart.

What?

Come on, we're celebrating two big occasions.

Dad's wedding and your wedding.

We're bound to have a double celebration.

- Luv... - Yeah?

Are you happy with my wedding?

Even girls can't understand girls.

You're impossible.

If I'm sad that you're getting married, you'll scold me.

And if I'm happy, you'll get suspicious.

I'm so sorry, Luv.

When I see Mom so happy about the marriage, I get scared,

fearing something might go wrong.

Don't be scared,

this wedding will happen no matter what.

I may be able to escape police custody, but I can't escape your demands.

I'm coming. I can't just fly there.

Jugnu... -Hey...

Oh, Rangoli.

Where are you going?

Outside.

What?

Take these with you.

No, I don't need it.

Yeah, why would you take it?

You usually steal them, right?

That's nonsense. What kind of a joke is this?

What is it?

I found this photo of yours in the newspaper.

I snipped this picture from there.

Why didn't you tell anyone at home?

You know, Jugnu,

I used to be a thief too, once upon a time?

I'd steal utensils.

People used to curse me a lot.

Then I ended up in this house.

I got so much love, respect, and praise here.

I believed you would change.

That's why I didn't tell anyone.

I'm such a bad thief.

I kept stealing things

but never managed to steal a relationship.

There's this girl

who wants everything from me except me,

and then there's you, Rangoli,

who wants nothing from me except me.

Hello, sweetheart, congratulations.

Your thief got stolen.

Listen, never call this number again.

This mobile belongs to my wife, Rangoli.

Thief. Thief.

Jugnu!

Well, I may have changed,

but my hands haven't.

You better mend your ways.

Hey, stop! Stop, I say.

Where are you going? The ladies' room is over here.

Come on, Brother-in-law,

I'm not in such a rush that I'd barge into the women's washroom.

Then where's Prema?

Prem's a scoundrel.

He's an expert at opening up both women and sacks.

- Look, man. - Yes?

You should take 10 minutes and sit on him.

You'll crush even his soul.

Look, man.

I've got a better idea.

Let's put poison in his cottage cheese and peas and kill him.

Listen.

- Mr. Prem! You've got a long life ahead. - Welcome.

We were just talking about you.

Welcome, welcome, Mr. Prem.

What would you like to have?

I'll have cottage cheese and peas.

You're not Prem, but Prema, right?

How do you know?

A girl just walked by, and you didn't even look at her.

You know my brother so well.

But why are you dressed as Prem?

It's a secret plan, not a public announcement.

- Come on down, and we'll tell you. - Come here.

- Let's go. - Come here.

[folk song]

[folk song]

[folk song]

[folk song]

I don't understand what are they doing.

They've just started the turmeric ceremony.

Couldn't they have done my son's turmeric ceremony as well?

I told you to talk to them yesterday.

Why should I talk to them? You should go and talk to them.

- What will I tell them? - You're so strange. - Sir.

Get lost.

You'll regret it if you don't listen to me, I'm telling you.

I've regretted whenever I've listened to you.

- You're always... - What are you doing?

It's time to celebrate, and you two are fighting like kids.

But...

You forgot what your future daughter-in-law had said?

What had she said?

- About the baby? - No!

She said loving someone means being someone's friend and husband.

Mom, say sorry to Dad.

Say sorry.

Sorry.

Dad, come on.

Sorry.

- Perfect. - Keep them carefully, okay?

Where is he?

Look over there, Uncle.

Come here, son.

Well done, Dad. You look hot.

You look like a 24-year-old lad.

"Look like"? He is!

I think the mare he'll get on might end up running away with him.

You're happy with this marriage, aren't you, son?

Happy? I'm so happy that if I dance,

I'll end up breaking my anklet, even though I'm not wearing one.

Wow! That's my boy!

Are you not happy with this wedding?

No, Mom, it's not like that.

I won't cry today, even if something gets in my eye.

- They look so pretty. - Yes.

Welcome. Welcome.

Shoo, shoo.

- Get those flies away, everyone. - Hello. Hello.

Let's go. The henna ceremony is about to begin.

Wait.

Good God. he sat down again.

Let me finish this.

How much more are you going to drink?

He's my only brother-in-law,

so I'll be the first one to apply turmeric to him.

- Go on and apply it. You have the right. - Yes.

Open your eyes, brother-in-law.

Open your eyes.

Good gzod.

- My eyes. - Did he gauge them?

My only brother-in-law, you put the turmeric in my eyes.

Go and help him wash his eyes.

My eyes are burning.

"Radha-Radha."

Here's the washroom.

Go inside and wash your eyes properly.

I'm waiting right outside.

Yes.

"Radha-Radha."

"Radha-Radha."

Come on, Mr. Prem.

Please apply it.

Please, Mr. Prem.

Even the doctor doesn't stick a needle where he's applied the turmeric.

That's okay between friends.

This isn't Holi, Mr. Prem. This is your turmeric ceremony.

You can't apply it to me.

Look, I'm getting married soon.

Then I won't get a chance to play with my female friends.

This isn't just a turmeric ceremony.

This is a turmeric bachelor's party, dear.

Come on!

Come on, where are you going?

- Come with me, my friends. - Come here.

Watch out.

Look, he turned the turmeric ceremony into a bachelor's party.

- No! - Come on, girls, start dancing.

Just like we're used to seeing our wives with him,

Ms. Supriya will get used to it too.

You are right.

He's touching his cheeks with theirs in front of everyone.

I'm sure a lot of things happen in private.

Come on, that's okay between friends.

I've known him since my school days.

Really?

He's so old that there are veins in his nails,

but he still remains a sleazebag.

He'll never change.

Pyare sweetheart.

Do you want a cigarette?

Pyare sweetheart.

Pyare sweetheart.

Pyare sweetheart.

Come on, run.

"Radha-Radha."

"Radha-Radha."

"Radha-Radha."

Where are you going?

Over here.

"Radha-Radha."

"Radha-Radha."

"Radha-Radha."

What are you doing, Mr. Prem?

It's pretty late.

What's happening?

Someone else is stealing your power. That's what's happening.

Hello?

Pick up the phone.

Yes.

Okay.

What are you doing in a ladies' washroom?

Shut up!

Hey!

Damn it!

What have you done?!

Rascal.

I've seen many things,

but I've never seen this happening out in the open.

He celebrated his wedding night even before the wedding could take place.

Now say that they're friends...

Are you alright, mom?

Mom.

Papa.

What?

Wait, stop.

- Pyare! Where are you going? - Stop.

Come here.

Why are you coming alone? The auspicious time is passing.

Why did you do all this?

There are some here who can't be with their love,

and here you are sacrificing your own love.

Don't worry, Luv, I've got this.

You just keep loving.

You're becoming a problem for me, Uncle.

I've got everything ready,

from the wedding dress to the ring that fits my dad.

In fact, I even brought a mare that's the right size for him to ride.

Well done, Prema.

You've acted so well.

I fell for Prem the first time

I saw you dressed up as him.

What you two have done is wrong.

It would be wrong if I hadn't done this.

I don't believe that.

My happiness lies more with Dad than with Ishika.

I don't know if we can live without each other.

But I do know that Dad can't live with Ms. Supriya.

Listen up, Dad should be with the one he loves.

I don't care about anything else.

You listen too.

If I don't marry Ms. Supriya while I'm alive, then after I'm gone,

I'll enter your dad's body and love her myself.

But I will love her, no doubt about it.

I've been in love with her for the past 30 years,

but it hasn't had any effect on her.

Let me be clear.

You can make all the sacrifices you want.

I want to marry Ms. Surpriya, and you all better not interfere.

Don't interfere.

The thought is very clear.

Don't interfere.

Well done.

You guys are drawing chits to pair people up, huh?

Amazing.

Mom will go with him, and the daughter...

Well, the daughter will go wherever you tell her to go.

Uncle Pyare, you...

we thought of you as a family member,

but you ended up being a member of the parliament

You played politics with your own friend.

You feel bad when an outsider betrays you.

But it hurts even more when someone close to you betrays you.

Yeah, it really hurts.

I see my dreams and someone else's dreams coming true.

Yes, it hurts.

I set up the tent, and she marries someone else.

Yes, it hurts.

She shares her feelings with me but loves someone else.

Yes, it hurts.

It's not love, Uncle Pyare. It's friendship.

My mom treats you as a friend.

But she loves Uncle Prem.

And she wants to marry him.

We don't decide who we love.

Love decides who gets our love.

And I've decided that Mom will marry Uncle Prem.

You're right, Ishika.

You shut up.

- Listen, Mom, it's not Uncle's fault. - No way.

Don't try to explain things to me.

Was what I saw a lie?

It's my fault.

Holding someone's hand

and supporting them are two different things.

As they say,

you have to suffer for the things that aren't meant for you.

Let's add one more to the count today.

Mom, please, try to understand.

Enough.

I think this man is characterless.

Ishika's right, Mom.

Please forgive me.

I should be the one apologizing to your dad.

I was about to turn his colorful life into black and white.

Neither you nor Dad is wrong.

It's my fault.

I didn't want this wedding to happen.

Why not?

Why? Why did you want that?

Because of love.

Because of my dad's love.

I've always received so much love from him.

But today, I'm afraid his love might get taken away.

That's why I had to do all this.

But what I saw...?

That was my aunt.

Your aunt?

My aunt was dressed as Dad so his image will fall in your eyes.

It was my fault.

I was trying to take Dad's love away from him.

Please forgive me.

Don't worry. This wedding will happen no matter what.

Please, don't tell Dad about any of this.

Son, the way after selling all these veggies,

you come back and give free coriander...

amazing!

This is great.

"My heart grooves, my love, "

"It dances when music plays in rhythm above."

"My heart grooves, my love, "

"It dances when music plays in rhythm above."

"My sweetheart, believe me, I worry about you,"

"I don't want you to fight and be upset too."

"Our steps match, whenever we hit the dance floor,"

"We will rock it, can't wait to dance some more."

"Music flows, whenever we hit the dance floor,"

"I welcome you, can't wait to dance some more."

"Your lovers dance here to celebrate,"

"It's like the world Celebrates at the sight of the moon."

"Everyone is crazy about your beauty,"

"They will place their hearts at your feet, my lovely beauty."

"The crazy world is waiting outside your house,"

"What do we call this magic of love that has taken over you?"

"The crazy world is waiting outside your house,"

"What do we call this magic of love that has taken over you?"

"My sweetheart, believe me, I worry about you,"

"I don't want you to fight and be upset too."

"Our steps match, whenever we hit the dance floor,"

"We will rock it, can't wait to dance some more."

"Music flows, whenever we hit the dance floor,"

"I welcome you, can't wait to dance some more."

"Your lovers dance here to celebrate,"

"It's like the world Celebrates at the sight of the moon."

"Everyone is crazy about your beauty,"

"They will place their hearts at your feet, my lovely beauty."

[Wedding chants]

This isn't fair, Mr. Prem.

You love me, and yet you're having a love marriage with her?

What can I do?

I fell in love with you when I was 55,

while she's been my childhood sweetheart.

By the way, you look great today.

How dare you touch my husband!

Come on, Ms. Supriya, you're worrying for no reason.

Mr. Prem is a close friend of ours.

He was.

He's not that anymore.

What's the problem with us being friends?

You're trying to make friends at an age when even enmity ends.

Come on, Ms. Supu, did our friendship end?

It didn't. In fact, I'm getting married to you.

Exactly. Marriage is between two people, not a hundred.

She's right, Dad.

Just let them go.

How can I let them go, son?

They're all close friends of mine.

That's not called friendship, that's called being a philanderer.

Philanderer!

Great, you're already acting like a wife before you're even married.

You're so smart, Mom. Please don't say that.

She's absolutely right.

Dear, today your mom is trying to stop me from seeing my friends.

Tomorrow, she'll ask for my phone's password.

And the day after, she'll give me pocket money from my own money.

Don't use that tone with my daughter-in-law.

I've been noticing you and your antics from day one.

Come on, Late Grandpa.

- When did Grandpa pass away, huh? - When did I die?

Look, this Pyare,

this Chota Bheem is always sitting next to you, but I never complained.

Yes, he sits next to me, but he maintains his distance.

He talks to me, but he's always well-mannered.

He's not like you.

If a woman has a headache, you give her a full body massage.

What's wrong with that, Ms. Supu?

If someone has a headache or body ache,

we should share the pain, right?

I'm not like your Chota Bheem who, under the pretext of talking, keeps...

Watch it, Prem Kumar Lusty Singh.

Don't make me say it.

Everyone here knows that if someone even mistakes your name,

they'll give them your character details before your address.

You are a pervert.

You would give goosebumps to a dead woman.

Don't get me started.

Everyone addresses a nurse as "sister," right?

Yes.

But this guy, when he was born, he saw the nurse and said, "Hello, baby."

The nurse started crying.

You're a scoundrel.

Yes. Yes, he's a scoundrel.

- Huh. - Yes, he's a scoundrel.

He's a scoundrel.

- Brother-in-law? - He's a scoundrel.

Brother-in-law? What are you doing?

Shut up, you scoundrel.

I'll tell him who's called a scoundrel.

Listen carefully.

A scoundrel is someone who lacks nothing.

What is he saying?

I always thought you just standing by my side.

But today, for the first time, I see you standing in my support.

Your honor is my honor, my brother-in-law.

Do you get it?

A brother-in-law can tolerate his brother-in-law's sister,

but he cannot tolerate someone insulting him.

Listen, you've seen him putting hooks on women's blouses, right?

But you never noticed he kept his eyes closed.

But he's not a scoundrel.

I know he drags the sari up to his knee while putting on an anklet,

but he's not a scoundrel.

He grabs a chicken's eggs and a goat's milk, but he's not a scoundrel.

- He can grab a flying bird's... - Enough, enough, enough.

That's enough, Brother-in-law.

I think you should go stand on their side.

You've ruined my image in front of everyone.

He doesn't need to.

You've already lost your image.

- Calm down, Dad. - There's a limit...

How can I calm down, son? She's insulting me.

It's not like that, Mom.

You're right, son.

He's not what I thought he was.

If he keeps behaving this way,

we'll have no choice but to cancel the wedding.

Then so be it. Let's cancel it. I won't tolerate being insulted.

Let's go, dear.

- Come with me. - Let go of his hand.

No, Mom.

Hey! Where are you going?

Ms. Supriya, do you really think I'll stay single if you don't marry me?

No way! I won't stay single even for 90 seconds.

I just need to pick up a wedding necklace

and 40 women will be ready to marry me.

- You're not perfect, you know! - Let's go.

- Mom! - What's this drama, huh?

Please get married to him.

- No, I don't want to get married. - Think twice

before making such a big decision

I've thought about it a million times before deciding this.

- I don't want to get married. - Yes.

- I don't want to get married. - Come on, couples fight sometimes.

- That doesn't mean you end everything. - Dad, please wait.

What is it?

Ms. Supriya is your childhood sweetheart.

You can have child marriages as kids, but you can't fall in love.

- Right, Ms. Supriya? - Yes.

You're fighting today,

but tomorrow you'll realize how hard it is to live without each other.

We sacrificed our love so you two could be together,

and now you want to call off the wedding?

We knew.

What?

Remember that day of the turmeric ceremony?

Well done, Prema.

You've acted so well.

I fell for Prem the first time I saw you dressed up as him.

'That day, it was me there, not your aunt.'

My happiness lies more with Dad than with Ishika.

I don't know if we can live without each other.

But I do know that Dad can't live with Ms. Supriya.

'I told everyone what I had learned from you,'

'and planned how to go ahead with Luv's arranged marriage.'

Now you two can get married while we continue to love each other.

Yes.

How could you two even think

we'd be happy after taking your happiness away?

Mom...

I thought you'd be all alone without me.

But today I realized

we kids are the ones who are alone without our parents.

We think we can hide anything from you.

But we forget

you understand our problems even when we don't say anything.

I'm really sorry, Mom.

Son, when you were a kid,

you used to share everything with me.

Now that you're an adult...

You hid such a big thing from me?

I would've never been at peace if this wedding had gone through.

Son, you should share your happiness with your family,

not take it away from them.

Got it?

Parents are always giving to their children.

First, you gave us life.

Then you gave us good values.

And today, you gave us your love too.

We tried to outsmart the ones

who raised us

and know us better than anyone.

We thought... God can only be found in temples.

But today, we realized they're actually at home.

Sorry, Dad.

Well, the confusion is all cleared up now.

A big round of applause for this family.

Stuff happens. It's alright.

- Mr. Prem, I have a small request.

Two couples were meant to get married today.

These two will, that's one.

Let us be the second couple.

We've been seeing each other.

I seek your blessings, Mother-in-law.

You know what, Brother?

- Keep this. - Hey!

- No, keep it. - But...

- Keep it, it's fine. - But...

- This is my wedding gift for you. - Thank you, thank you.

And you, my brother, are great.

It was my playground, my bat and ball,

and you hit a six on the last ball and got the girl, huh?

Everyone, listen carefully.

Never change for a girl.

- Why, Brother? - Because then the girl changes.

Oh, yes.

Hello, Nisha? Parchit is a smoker.

- Don't marry him. - Listen!

Where are you going without us?

- Let's go. - Wait, I'm coming.

Brother, listen... there's a 7:45 fast train. Take it.

'Whether it's a cigarette or love,'

'the flames always die out by the time they reach me.'

"Let us sit under love's shade forever,"

"Let us both listen,"

"Let us not say a word, no never."

"Let us sit under love's shade forever,"

"Let us both listen,"

"Let us not say a word to each other."

"Let the world be upset with me,"

"But you never be upset with me,"

"Let's gaze into each other's eyes and communicate, my friend,"

"Let us begin something that never ends."

"Let's gaze into each other's eyes and communicate, my friend,"

"Let us begin something that never ends."

"My heart gets restless if you're not near,"

"It worries about you, my love, my dear."

"I love everything you say as your words are so sweet,"

"Our meetings are like delicacies I can't help but repeat."

"I find my nights lost in your dark eyes,"

"In your arms I reside and in your gaze my soul lies."

"You seek yourself in me, and I lose myself in you,"

"Let's come together in a bond that we can never be separated too."

"Let's gaze into each other's eyes and communicate, my friend,"

"Let us begin something that never ends."

"Let's gaze into each other's eyes and communicate, my friend,"

"Let us begin something that never ends."