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I'm so happy!

I'm happy!

It has begun...

What's so happy about this?

Dunno.

Calm down, calm down.

Put your hands together like this.

Hands together?

Now we just pray for happiness.

Put my fists and your head together and that's unhappiness!

Amen to that.

Are you the ones who woke me?

W-Who's that?

Look over there!

What?

Who the hell are you?

My name is Miroku.

I am here to save the world when it is at its darkest moment...

All right, you're the savior guy!

Hurry up and make me happy!

Hey, I was the one who opened the lock!

I'm gonna be happy first!

Buzz off, I'm the unhappiest guy in the world, so I gotta be the first!

What are you talking about, I'm unhappier than you!

What is your definition of happiness?

To have all the hot babes, money and fame of this universe!

To say the least, the end of the world has come.

People, as everything is uncertain...

...your desires are just vain dreams of the moment...

Why would you call that happiness?

Huh?

What the hell are you talking about?

Stop meditating on it and just make me happy!

Stop deceiving them, Miroku!

Sanzo!

Then what's the meaning of salvation to the Hotoke?

That vestment...

You should know if you serve the Hotoke.

Yes, I do know the answer...

The decadent age, reincarnation and paradise, don't make me laugh!

Salvation is an absolute peace, an absolute fairness...

...in other words, nothingness...

...which means the end of the world.

Well, if people decide to live under the laws that God created, then fine.

But if they break the laws, drowning in their desires, then there will be chaos...

...the end of the world will come.

I am here to meet the end of the world and see the demise of everything...

...and become the salvation of those who seek me...

Yes, but Miroku, this isn't the time for you to wake up yet.

According to the Hotoke, it's not for another 5.67 billion years.

It seems like some strange time far away...

It's probably nothing to the Hotoke, but...

...I wonder if humans will even be around then.

Why would the Hotoke make your destiny to wake up in that distant time?

Miroku, do you really think that the Hotoke even wanted you to wake up?

What?

Do not wake up, Miroku!

No one wants you!

You will forever exist only in myth.

It only means something if you never wake!

Nobody wants me to exist?

That's right, you're the final weapon created by the Hotoke's pure arrogance.

Like a forbidden box never meant to be opened!

The Hotoke's arrogance?

I once believed in the compassion of the Hotoke...

...until I came to this Horai Mountain...

When I came to Horai Mountain as the leading warrior for the Hotoke...

...I met Queen West.

Humans are weak.

They cannot exist without the Gods.

The Hotoke are promising salvation for all of us.

Salvation?

If the Hotoke really care for humans, then why they don't save humans now?

People are starving, hurting and suffering now...

Why are the Hotoke promising salvation in such a distant future?

That's because the end of the world hasn't come yet.

The end of the world?

Their "end of the world" is when the world becomes inconvenient for them.

The Hotoke will eliminate anyone who gets in their way, that's their plan.

Don't be fooled!

The Gods and the Hotoke have never had plans to save anyone!

Whether it's the end of the world or not...

...they're just taking advantage of the humans for fear of the future...

...so they could control the humans!

That moment, a doubt started to grow in me, until it became a realization.

I then decided...

If the Hotoke cannot save the humans, I'll become the savior of the universe!

And I will be the ruler of the universe!

Sleep, Miroku!

And live forever in a myth!

That's the only meaning of your existence!

I shall never exist?

The reason for my being was to never be?

Then why was I ever born?

Damn it, stop talking nonsense!

You're just supposed to make me happy!

Do you seek me?

Are you asking me to save you?

Who said anything about saving, I said to make me happy!

Isn't that the same thing?

Listen, "saving" means when I'm broke and hungry, you'll give me food.

"Happiness" means I get free food even when I do have money!

See, that's totally different.

Isn't that more like "selfishness"?

You're a real knuckle-head!

To be saved means you can't exist without that person being around.

I don't want that at all!

But if there's someone who will let me eat for free, I can't pass that up, can I?

I wouldn't need to eat, but if I could eat anyway, I'd be happy.

That's so you, Gokudo...

You are a very unique human...

I would like to see the real you.

I've been saved!

Gokudo, you're back to normal!

Hey that's not fair!

Huh?

Oh yeah!

It's been way too long, but I'm finally back to my great self!

Magic Sword appear!

How can you have your body back?

I'm the one who activated the Savior Device!

Why are you the only one who became happy?

Unfortunately, he hasn't gotten his real body back.

What?

I am just projecting your true body with my light.

Oh right, I'm still using your body.

Phew!

I thought I was out of a job for a second.

What the hell?

By the way, who is he?

He's supposed to be the savior, Miroku.

He's really the wishy-washy type!

Hello Mr. Miroku, don't hesitate and make me happy!

Aren't you from the Magic World?

Why do you seek happiness from the Hotoke?

If you can make me happy...

...I don't care if you're from the Hotoke or the Magic World.

Hey jerk, don't try to steal my happiness!

What?

Look Miroku...

Humans are crass and greedy creatures.

Even if you didn't destroy them, they would eventually destroy each other.

Grant me your power and sleep forever.

I will deliver the true salvation!

I told you, I don't need any salvation!

So what's your answer?

Are you gonna make me happy or not?

Neither the Hotoke nor the humans ever wanted me...

Who am I to make you happy?

Perhaps I wasn't really supposed to wake up.

How come you're so hopelessly indecisive?

Who cares about anyone else?

What do you want to do?

If you want to destroy mankind, go ahead and do it.

Wait a second, Gokudo!

But if you do, I'll destroy you.

It's not about what other people think, but what you really want to do!

That's human logic.

A Hotoke like me cannot live for himself...

Okay, I'm out.

I'd rather be unhappy than be friends with him.

Just stop being a Hotoke then!

It's your life, isn't it?

Stop being a Hotoke?

Oh yes, then I want to be you!

What?

What did you say?

Please let me into your body.

Then I can be free from this ruinous situation!

You have to be kidding me!

Why do I have to be your host body?

You're the one who told him to do whatever he wanted!

I may look like this but it's still your body, you know!

Do you want him to be in your body?

You're already in my body anyway!

You won't be a host body, we are going to unite.

You will still be you.

I will see the world through your eyes, feel the world with your skin.

I will not be in your way at all.

And you will have access to my power.

Don't do it, Miroku!

If you give the power of the Hotoke to that crass being...

...it'll be the end of the world!

Unite with me!

I will be able to use your power in a greater way!

Your logic is the same as the Hotoke's.

You are calling the Hotoke arrogant, but look at yourself!

Enough, enough!

Damn!

What?

Wow!

Gokudo...

Huh?

Let me into you.

Get away!

I'll slice you up!

No!

G-Go away!

Are you okay?

What do you think?

Gokudo, how do you feel?

Anything different?

I don't know...

I'm right here, Gokudo...

Your heart is hot, so hot...

Kind of like ventriloquism!

Shut up!

Damn you, Miroku and Gokudo...

I will not lose this battle.

If the Savior Device works on the power of thought...

...then even I should be able to activate it.

What are you doing?

I am going to become beyond God.

Whether human or the Hotoke, I'll destroy anybody who gets in the way!

I've been saved!

Rayuka!

Darling Tei!

Rayuka!

Oh Darling Tei!

Rayuka!

What about me?

Look at my great power!

I'm now beyond God!

Anyone who tries to cross me should die!

I think Sanzo has really gone off the deep end.

Gokudo, you're still alive!

Die, all of you!

What a horrible thing...

Oh look, it's Run-run and the others!

You're all okay!

So are you!

Where's Gokudo?

Isn't Gokudo with you?

Sorry to disappoint you Tei, but I am your darling Gon-gon.

Huh?

No way!

Darling Tei!

Oh no, he's coming back!

Oh crap!

Die you scum!

Later guys!

Hey, don't run away!

Huh?

Hey Miroku, don't stop me!

Fight Gokudo!

You cannot let him do this.

Why me?

If you want to go, then go!

Let's go.

What do you think you're doing?

Gokudo?

How odd.

I thought you wouldn't fight for free.

I wouldn't ever, but Miroku's doing this!

Gokudo, you are the source of all evil!

You shall die along with Miroku!

You're the one who called him, idiot!

I won't let you go!

Miroku, you better do something!

Oh great!

I'll squash you like a bug!

H-H-Hey stop it!

Hey I completely forgot about it, but I've drunk Jyoka's holy water...

Could this possibly mean that I'm invincible?

Huh?

What?

Who called for me?

Hey, it's you, Jyoka!

Weren't you a girl before?

What are you doing here anyway?

Because you called for me.

Me?

Jyoka?

Are you the Serpent of Creation?

That's right.

The Hotoke turned me into this ugly thing...

...but when Gokudo called for me, the curse wore off.

Is that because...

That's right, it's the holy water.

Because you drunk the water, I'll appear wherever you call.

Not again, another thing I didn't ask for!

My life is full of misery!

Jyoka, this is not the place for you to intrude.

Because I am the new ruler of the universe!

Who do you think you are, I won't let you have your way!

Let me down!

What is that?

Oh, Great Jyoka!

Jyoka?

That Grandma Tree?

Watch your mouth!

She's the legendary creator of Chingensai!

She's here to save our land from danger.

Come on, surrender!

That's pretty cool, choke him tighter!

What's this?

These are the souls of the monsters and gods that I acquired.

If you try to fight them, they'll die.

You coward!

I don't care!

Yuck!

Lost souls, take over their bodies!

Hey Ikkyu, do something!

I'll grant your wish as long as...

You idiot, there're a ton of souls right in front of you!

Oh yeah, all you can eat!

Well then I say grace and...

Let's eat!

What?

Oh boy, I really stuffed myself!

Damn...

What's that?

Your little game is over.

Humanity is waiting for my salvation!

Oh no, he's planning on taking over the human race!

Gokudo, you can't let him go!

The Savior Device will only bring the ruin of the human race!

I don't care what's going to happen to the human race...

...but I just gotta kick this Sanzo's ass once and for all!

Hey Miroku, you have any suggestions?

Use my power!

Gokudo, now I understand what you were trying to say earlier.

People were born to live through their lives.

Huh, I don't really understand complicated stuff.

All I know is that I'm alive right now!

I think, therefore I am...

Yes, I do exist right here, right now.

To defeat those who try to rule other in the name of God...

...I was born from the prayers of the people.

Miroku!

Sanzo, I'll make your wishes come true and take you up to God.

I'll take you to heaven.

No!

Good job, Gokudo!

Shut up, it wasn't me.

Hey Gokudo, you're in my body again!

Miroku's gone, so I guess the magic lost its power too.

Damn it!

You stinky Miroku!

Oh how I've been waiting for this time to come...

Finally, the day has come!

Welcome back, my body!

What the, it's the shocking conclusion of the adventure in Chingensai!