Original subtitles

After all that trouble, we finally got to Konron Mountain.

But that stupid Djinn got caught by Sanzo the Monk.

What an airhead!

Now we can't get our bodies back again!

On top of that, the Prince and Gokuu suddenly disappeared...

I can't take this anymore!

Come on, everybody!

The Chingensai Sisters are finally here!

Let's give them a big hand!

So this was the great idea?

This is the easiest way to get in here.

Stop complaining and get to work!

W-Whoa...

Let's forget the days without dreams and believe in tomorrow.

The rainbow is endless, I can't find the answer yet.

When I feel down...

... you're the only one who can cheer me up.

I can never go back to the past, but...

... even when the night is Ionely...

... or when the day is rough...

... if you're with me, everything will be fine.

The bright new morning.

The bright new shining future.

Take me with you.

Let's go together!

The bright new morning.

The bright new shining future.

Take me with you, because...

... I love you!

I love you!

I love...

Oh, thank you so much.

I hope you enjoyed our show.

Oh, I'm in ecstasy!

I will treasure this forever!

Hey, everybody!

The new photo books of the Chingensai Sisters are now on sale!

Ikkyu, have you found out where the Prince is yet?

It's not that simple...

But if we stand out this much, they'll know that we're here, right?

How much longer do I have to embarrass myself?

What the hell?

A kappa and a pig?

Could they possibly be working for Sanzo?

Who the hell are you?

Oink!

Kappa!

Master Sanzo is calling for you!

Oink!

Did you say Sanzo?

What are we gonna do, Gokudo?

What choice do we have?

Where do we have to go?

Come follow us!

Oink!

Master Sanzo, I have brought them for you!

It's a pleasure to meet you, Chingensai Sisters...

I am Sanzo.

He seems like a normal monk to me.

I thought you'd be a lot creepier.

It seems that rumors and lies have kept you from seeing the truth...

You must be under the wrong impression...

Wrong impression?

Don't give me that, you made that puppet of me and tried to attack us!

That was all Queen West...

You are all being misled by her...

What?

Tei, it was Queen West who brainwashed your father.

I was the one who saved him from her.

Well, where is my father now?

I have put him where Queen West won't be able to find him.

No need to worry.

Stop lying!

Queen West is just trying to use you to undermine the Hotoke.

I can't trust you.

You too are deceived by the words of Queen West...

What if I return your bodies back to you, will you believe me then?

But how can you return them their bodies if everyone is not here?

Oink!

Kappa!

P-Prince!

Me!

What are you guys doing here?

Hey Gokudo, Sanzo turned out to be a cool guy!

And those guys are my old buddies.

What the hell do you think you're doing...

...while we're working so hard to find you?

Here, open your mouth.

Here.

There you go.

Hey Gokudo, that's totally unfair, me too!

Damn, I can't believe you guys started the party without me.

Please, everyone join us.

Huh, um, oh...

...uh, well, this is a rare occasion, but...

Darling Tei?

You big cheater!

Why do you guys always have to act like this?

Why do women always get so hysterical?

What's that?

Where's Djinn?

The rest of your friends are being held captive by Queen West.

What?

This is the true Queen West.

Djinn!

The woman with your friend is a White Tiger maiden, both are hostages...

I don't know which one's telling the truth!

I'd trust these hot babes more than that Tiger Lady, of course!

Yeah, Rubette, Queen West is the bad one.

Really?

When you get your bodies back with my spell...

...we'll defeat Queen West together and rescue your friend.

I still have a funny feeling about this.

Weren't you the one who trapped Gokuu in an egg?

I did that to protect you from Queen West.

I deeply apologize for getting you involved in this mess.

All right, all right...

So Sanzo, can you give us our bodies back now?

Okay...

Reekiri suno uko gomu geyu jimu ge yu ji...

Reekiri suno uko gomu geyu jimu ge yu ji...

Let's start with you.

Achoo!

Darling Tei!

Tei's trapped in an egg?

What?

What's going on?

Oink!

Kappa! Oink!

What are you doing?

Stop it!

Rubette!

Let me go!

W-What the hell is going on?

Fools!

Rayuka!

Rayuka!

Get your hands off my Rubette!

Yuck, don't touch me, you pervert!

You fooled us!

Why don't you be an egg too?

Gokudo, use these!

How am I gonna fight with a couple of plates?

Enough already!

You better be ready!

You think that measly thing can hurt me?

Damn!

Buzz off, you monsters!

Master Sanzo!

Now's your chance!

Prince, watch out!

Thank you Rubette!

I love you!

Prince!

Moron.

Be careful, Gokudo!

Shut up, I'm busting my balls over here!

Shikinka!

You stinky monk...

Finally it's your turn...

Uh-oh...

You quick little rat!

You think you could shoot me with your stupid light?

Huh!

Take that!

Gokudo!

Come on, let's retreat!

Okay, be right with ya!

Take this!

Gokudo, what are you doing?

Remember, we gotta be together to get our bodies back.

This is Master Gokudo you're up against, I won't get caught so easily!

Kiss my ass!

Damn you, Gokudo!

Go get them, Sagojo, Chohakkai!

Kappa!

Oink! Kappa!

That bastard Sanzo!

I'm gonna chop him up next time I see him!

Wait Gokudo, I still have something to do!

What do you have to do?

The Savior Device...

What's that Savior thing?

According to Queen West, the Savior Device can make you as happy as...

...you are unhappy.

As happy as you are unhappy...

Wait, that sounds like the device is made just for me!

We gotta take it with us!

Hey Gokuu, that device is mine, got a problem with that?

You gotta be kidding, it's mine!

Hell no, I'm definitely unhappier than you!

I was trapped inside a rock for 500 years!

Gimme a break!

You have no idea what kind of crap I've been through!

Can it!

I'm unhappier than you!

No way, I'm a lot unhappier than you!

It doesn't matter, if we don't hurry up, we'll get caught!

Oh yeah, I forgot!

I'll get that Saver-Whatever!

No, I will!

These two are hopeless...

So it's in here, huh?

Yup!

Open!

It's just eggs...

And lot of them...

It should be in here, we gotta find it.

We found you!

Just surrender!

Jeez, these pesky idiots!

Oink!

Kappa!

Hey Gokuu, call the Magic Sword!

What's that?

Just call it!

How do I call it?

Say "Magic Sword appear"!

That's so lame!

Just call it, damn it!

Magic Sword appear!

W-What's that?

K-K-Kappa?

I've missed you, my Magic Sword...

Huh?

Hey, Magic Sword, this is no time to play!

What's up with that sword?

It doesn't recognize Gokudo.

Hey Magic Sword, just beat those guys up!

If you don't listen to your master, I'll melt you and turn you into a teapot!

Watch who you're attacking!

Damn it, I don't have choice!

Take these!

How dare you trap me...

I'll take revenge on you for trapping me!

No, stop it!

Hey this is kinda cool.

Keep throwing those eggs, guys!

All right!

Oink!

Kappa!

All right, let's find that Savor-Whatever now!

Oink!

Kappa!

Master Sanzo!

What's all this whimpering, do not let Gokudo escape!

Where the heck is this Savior-Whatever?

There's gotta be a key hole somewhere.

What was that?

What's this?

Where am I?

Who are you?

King Yama?

Hey King Yama, it's me, Gokuu!

Gokuu, is that you?

I thought you were confined in a boulder...

It's a long story, but listen, Sanzo has gone mad.

What, Sanzo?

That bastard...

By the way, King Yama, where's the Savior Device?

Savior Device?

What are you planning on doing with that?

Queen West gave me the key.

She did?

Well if it's the Queen's idea...

Sanzo!

King Yama, it seems that you've woken up...

This is as far as your ego will go!

My ego, you say?

I have the power to overthrow the Hotoke.

What's the problem if I become the ruler of the universe?

Rule the universe?

It was your plan to confine all the monsters in eggs...

...so that you could use them as your soldiers!

I kept you alive for the fight with the Hotoke, but...

...you can rot in hell!

Hey King Yama, come on, where's the Savior Device?

What, the Savior Device?

There's a statue of a Hotoke in the back of the room.

I'm pretty certain that's the Savior Device!

No, Gokudo, you must not activate the Savior Device!

The device will appear at the end of the world to save the universe...

You said it yourself, Sanzo!

W-Well...

I leave the future of Horai Mountain and the human race to you...

Hurry and go!

No, Gokudo!

The Savior Device is not what you think it is!

Get out of the way, King Yama!

Don't let me down...

That's it, give me the key, Gokuu.

Here.

Come on, hurry up and make me happy!

W-What's happening?

Gokudo!

O-Oh no, the Yama Palace is going down!

W-What's that?

Whoa, I'm getting sucked in!

Oink!

Master Sanzo!

Oink!

Kappa!

Kappa!

Why do they look so happy getting sucked in?

You fools, the Savior Device is the final weapon of the Hotoke.

Happiness to the Hotoke means absolute fairness...

...which also means everything will become nothing!

You gotta be kidding, if that's happiness then I don't want it!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

That hurts!

Let go, come on, let go!

This pretty boy we met in the Savior Device...

...turns out to be a total quibbling shmuck!

Whoever threatens Chingensai, I'll kick their asses!