Original subtitles

I'm not gonna try to explain who's who anymore!

But the one who got us into this mess is a real creep, Sanzo the Monk.

And Monkey Me turned out to be his spy!

Now we've been thrown into hell as part of Sanzo's master plan...

Hey, it's Djinn!

Huh?

Tarilariran?

What the hell is that?

Jade?

Hey lady, his name is not Jade.

You must've mistaken him for someone else.

Hey, Djinn, say something.

Tarilariran!

Forget it, he's totally Tarilariraned.

Whoa, I like an audacious lady!

What are you doing?

That's a White Tiger's fur!

White Tiger?

Without a doubt!

You must be the royal servant of Queen West...

And your name is Nanya if I'm not mistaken.

What, what?

And what about this White Tiger's fur?

If you wear the White Tiger's fur, you'll be protected from the Tarilariran curse!

All right!

Hey, don't hog it!

Let me wear it, too!

I want to get in, too!

Buzz off, this is mine!

Hey, my body!

Tarilariran!

Come back, my body!

Let's follow them, they might know the way to get out of this desert.

Hey, wait up!

Go!

I think she's trying to lose us.

You gotta be kidding!

Gokudo, can't you run a little faster?

So soft!

All right, this will go for a lot of money, it's a White Tiger's fur!

What is he thinking about now?

So predictable...

I think we're okay now.

I can't believe this.

Look, she's coming back.

Thank you for the fur back there.

Hey, what's with the attitude?

Hey! Hey, what's with the attitude?

Hey!

Wait for me!

You're still around?

You guys are mean, leaving me all alone like that.

Hey, why aren't you Tarilariraned?

It must be that special bamboo he ate.

If you all had eaten some, you wouldn't need that tiger skin.

I'd rather be wearing this than let that bamboo make me a tripping idiot!

Moron!

It's really tasty.

You're totally bamboozled.

What do you think you're doing?

I borrowed this from Queen West.

I never said you could have it.

Damn it, you're stingy!

Who is this Queen West?

She's a guardian spirit of Chingensai.

But seeing the state Horai Mountain's in...

Queen West is fine.

Oh, is that so?

Are you in love with me?

I'm a man of sin.

To have you fall in love with my looks...

Um, uh...

Wait!

Where are you taking Djinn?

There's no reason to tell you.

I saved you only because you're Jade's friends, nothing more.

You gotta be kidding!

That's my body, you better give it back to me!

What are you talking about?

Jade!

Tarilariran!

No, idiot, get away from me! Tarilariran!

No, idiot, get away from me!

Tarilariran!

Cut it out, pervert!

But you look perfect together. Cut it out, pervert!

But you look perfect together.

Get away from me!

No!

Go away!

Tarilariran!

Whoa, Gon-gon's special attack, Throwing Snakes!

Although Djinn's been Tarilariraned, his spirit still cares for Gokudo's spirit...

...while the Prince's body is still attracted to Rubette's body, it's so complicated.

It's love!

Tarilariran!

Stop it!

You pervert, I didn't know you're into that kind of stuff!

Stop it!

Stop Jade!

Tarilariran!

Jade...

What's up with her?

Are you...

Keep walking!

Girl, be respectful and get off your horse!

Why?

We're transporting a major enemy of the Hotoke right now.

We'll have to slay anyone who comes in our way!

Is that also King Yama's order?

Of course!

You are the ones who are shameless!

Do you know I am Nanya, the royal servant of Queen West?

Queen West...

We have an intruder!

What?

What are you doing?

We cannot let the Queen's servant go.

Everyone, attack!

Hurry, run!

Damn you!

Go!

Don't let them get away!

Wait, why is everybody so serious?

Are you sure you're watching "Gokudo"?

Why did you save me?

They said that you're an enemy of the Hotoke, just like us Gods.

The Hotoke...

Well, because I'm from the Magic World.

What?

I've been caught because I'm in the guise of the Prince from the Magic World.

Are you the Prince from the Magic World?

Why are you here?

Long story, but my friends will come and save me soon.

Your friends?

Monsters?

King Yama himself, but why?

Danrokogansamaruda!

Let me down!

Huh?

Hurry!

I'll take care of them.

But...

If you run into someone named Gokudo, please let him know that I'm okay.

Gokudo...

She's a very foul-mouthed girl.

With blonde hair and purple eyes, you'll recognize her right away.

I didn't even ask his name...

Jade-colored eyes...

Wow, how romantic.

Shi-shi is moved to tears, it's like a movie!

What are your plans now?

I'm going to take him to Konron Mountain.

Queen West might be able to cure him with her supernatural powers...

I can feel your pain.

I hope that my soul will return to my body...

...so that I can love you with all of my being...

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

The thorns, the thorns!

You don't get it, do you?

Nanya didn't fall in love with your face.

It's Djinn's heart!

Heart?

Yes, sir!

That's so hypocritical, it's not like you.

You know that the first impression is always based on looks, don't you?

I don't want to hear it from somebody who'll go for anything besides turtles.

Wrong, Rubette, I don't like monkeys either.

Moron...

I'm...

Don't worry, you don't have to explain yourself!

I wish I could fall in love like you!

To feel so much passion from just one encounter, that's dynamite!

My stomach hurts!

What's going on?

What, what?

My tummy hurts, my tummy hurts.

My tummy hurts!

What's wrong?

He was eating a blue egg in the desert, remember?

Maybe that's it...

Ouch, ouch, ouch...

Whoa, Panda's gonna explode!

Uh?

What happened?

I think it happened...

We're asking you what happened!

I'm pregnant.

Hey, are you a female?

What are you talking about, I'm a male!

Everyone, wake up!

Nanya and Djinn are gone!

What are you screaming about?

Nanya and Djinn...

...are gone?

D-Djinn's gone?

My body!

Come back!

Prince's getting the hang of being a monkey, don't you think?

Where did you go?

What are we going to do?

Just let them be...

Let them be?

She would do anything to save her lover...

It doesn't matter what happens to anyone else, that's beautiful!

Nanya's true love!

Risking her life for love!

Aw, it's too romantic!

We're the ones with our lives on the line!

Run-run, don't you have...

...someone you love?

Huh, me?

Please!

Of course not, why would you ask me that?

You silly snakes!

Sounds fishy!

It's just Prince's body, who cares, really?

What?

You won't be able to get back into your body without my body either!

So what?

I'm getting used to Rubette's body.

Getting used to it?

I'll make a bundle when I make my debut as a pop star!

I'll do anything to make some money!

No way!

Why does Gokudo have to be in Rubette's body?

Calm down, calm down.

Hey Ikkyu!

That girl said that she was going to Konron Mountain yesterday.

Where's Koron Mountain?

Here.

Here?

Yup.

Konron Mountain rises in a dense fog, if you get lost, that's the end...

Seems like we're lost.

Why are you so calm, then?

If you're a sage, do something!

Less haste, more speed.

My body!

Oh yeah!

Pegasus!

Go!

Gokudo, what did he say?

He said "Tarilariran."

Damn useless horse...

I guess I better start rehearsing my dance steps!

Stop it!

Huh?

We finally meet again, Gokudo!

Tei?

Hey, you're the Monster Buster!

Oh Ikkyu, it seems like my magic has faded away on you.

Well Gokudo, shall we continue our kiss from where we left off?

Darling Tei!

Long time!

That voice...

It's us!

Y-Yikes!

H-Help!

Playing around with a woman's heart!

Why did you forsake my sister?

Answer me, or I'll squeeze you to death!

I didn't mean to forsake her, I can explain, please let me explain!

Oh, you can?

Go ahead.

What is all this?

It's Gon-gon's promo photo!

U-Um, t-that's a...

Darling Tei!

Explain it! Darling Tei!

You're the son of King Yama.

You know the way to Queen West's, don't you?

Yes, ma'am...

You hurt my sister's feelings, and you're gonna pay for it big time!

Yes, ma'am...

What the hell is this?

Gon-gon action figure.

Look, a Gon-gon fan!

Hey, this is a very rare item, Gon-gon's toothbrush!

Any Panda stuff?

Yikes, your costumes, too?

Oh!

What's this?

Could that be a straw that Gon-gon used?

He's sick!

We were also in the Chingensai Sisters, you know?

How come there're only Gon-gon collectibles?

Don't tell us you didn't recognize us.

I didn't recognize you...

Ouch!

You've got good taste!

Oh, thank you...

I think we could be good friends!

You two-timing bastard!

You said you loved me!

Why don't you learn a lesson from Nanya?

So Gokudo, looks like you've got a serious fan boy, huh?

This is disturbing!

I'm gonna get rid of all this stuff!

Oh, my collection!

Unidentified flying object approaching Konron Mountain!

No response to the light signals!

Ready to attack!

Shoot!

Hey, what's the problem here?

The Hotoke have trapped Queen West in Konron Mountain...

...and they're guarding the area heavily.

But Nanya was able to get in, wasn't she?

There is probably a secret path that only the White Tigers know about.

Well then go there!

I don't know where it is, I thought if we got closer we'd find a way...

So you were just guessing?

It's coming, it's coming!

I'm having contractions!

You gotta be kidding!

Idiot, not now, hold it in!

My baby doesn't care, it's ready to come out now!

Why do you have to make things even more difficult at a difficult time like this?

I'm gonna throw you out!

No!

Come on Panda, you can do it!

We'll help, too!

Shi-shi will make a home video for you.

At a time like this...

...us males are useless.

So, which one of you is the father?

Not me!

Not me! Not me!

It's coming!

There's nowhere for us to be!

I-It's coming!

O-Okay, just relax and breathe.

Inhale, and exhale.

Inhale, and exhale.

Inhale, and exhale.

Once more!

Inhale, and exhale.

Inhale, and exhale.

Okay, push!

Oh, oh, it's coming out!

No way!

It's coming!

It's coming!

What's this light?

We lost it, sir!

Congratulations!

Show me, show me my baby!

Oh my, it looks kind of...

...like a monster.

What the hell is this baby?

When you put a certain soul and a certain body together...

The worst baby is born!

Who really is this Queen West, the White Tiger Goddess?

I'll rule by the end of the century!