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Are you confused enough yet?

My soul is still in Rubette's body.

Rubette, who's in Djinn's body, became a sexy babe.

And guess who's in my body, a monkey!

In order for us to get our bodies back, we all have to be together.

So we need to save Djinn who's in Prince's body from Hell somehow.

We have to fish out the Prince who's inside Gokuu first, but...

Hey, I don't want to be bait!

Ouch...

Where am I?

Who are you?

I can see you're a female human...

I'm a man!

Are you one of Gokuu's followers?

Take me to your boss!

Don't get cocky with me just because you're human, you chump!

Damn monkey...

Hey, it's Gon-gon!

It's really her, oh my God!

Look, it's Gon-gon!

Hey, stop calling me that!

Who the heck is Gon-gon?

You're getting old if you can't keep up.

She's from the Chingensai Sisters, look!

Oh, them!

The one that the boss is bonkers for...

Yes, that Gon-gon!

Yeah, but the boss calls her something else...

Um, Ru-something...

Rubette, right?

Yeah!

That means...

If you don't take me to your boss, he'll be really pissed off, won't he?

U-Uh...

Well of course, he's the biggest fan of Gon-gon!

If we let you leave now, I don't know what he'll do to us.

So what are you going to do?

All right, you take her to him...

...but make sure the old lady doesn't catch you.

Yes.

So, how are the other sisters doing?

Who cares, this is some place you got.

The boss has cast a camouflage spell on this place so no one can find it...

...not even the Hotoke.

I see...

Here we are!

What is this?

What do you think?

It's a shrine to Gon-gon!

How the hell did he get all this? It's a shrine to Gon-gon!

How the hell did he get all this?

Oh no, this isn't the boss's room, it's my own private room!

Why would I want to see your room?

Oh, don't be like that.

We're finally alone together...

Ooh, a split end, I'm keeping it as a memento.

You perverted monkey!

Yes, Gon-gon punched me with her own hands!

Can it, loser!

Hey, cover for me!

Again?

Is it you, Rubette?

Huh?

You came to see me!

Oh Rubette, I knew you cared about me!

Let's start a new life together!

Wait a second, are you the Prince?

Huh?

Look at you!

Hilarious!

I-Is it you, Gokudo?

Why are you Rubette?

How should I know?

S-So everybody else, too?

I'm not the only one who's in this situation?

So, is this your tramp?

Oh no.

What is that?

My wife.

When did you get married?

I didn't get married, it's Gokuu's wife!

What are you mumbling about?

I've caught you red-handed, and you're still making excuses?

Hey, I have nothing to do with this!

Who asked you?

What is that thing?

The lady isn't an ordinary monkey, she's a magic being, just like the boss.

Man, I can't believe you married that monster.

I've tried escaping thousands of times...

You should be ashamed of yourself, hanging around with this tramp!

What's so good about her?

I told you, she's...

No excuses!

You guys should be on a talk show!

You asked for it.

It is time for "Ask the Wise Monkey Ladies"!

What about me don't you like?

Let me be blunt.

I used to just hate turtles...

...but now I hate monkeys too.

Then why did you marry me?

Now we have a commercial break...

Stop interrupting!

His infidelities are the problem, right?

Yes, it's all that girl's fault...

What?

Look at you in that tacky outfit, you must be a dim bulb.

Really!

Before you start stealing women's husbands, you better smarten up!

What was that?

Gokudo, now's our chance!

You don't have to tell me, I'm outta here!

I won't let you go!

It's pulling!

Yes!

I guess it's the bait that makes the difference.

This is big...

I need all you to help!

Is it something we can eat?

Okay...

One, two, three!

Get off of me!

Off, off!

Showed you!

What was that?

Gokudo, where's the Prince?

Hi!

I-It's Gokuu!

Oh my!

Hey, where are you touching?

Get off of my body!

Oh, I remember this wonderful scent and beautiful voice!

Oh my dear Rubette, I've missed you!

Are you really the Prince?

Yep, no mistake about it.

Look at him.

Hi, Ran-ran and Kin-kin!

You look so much cuter in person.

What's with this little monkey?

Here's a banana, come here!

How about this?

Stop showing off!

Ooh, he's hot!

He's cute!

You two...

Hey Gokudo, I want to know what's going on with our bodies and souls.

Can you explain?

How should I know?

We're just scattered everywhere.

Listen Prince...

Djinn is in your body, but...

...he's been captured by the Hotoke and taken to Hell.

So my body's in Hell...

I look like this right now, but it's just magic and I'm really in Djinn's body.

And Gokudo is in my body and a monkey is in Gokudo.

So the four of us plus one monkey, oh wait, I forgot about Gokuu.

But wait a second!

I'm so confused!

What are you getting all panicked about?

Yeah, you're a dum-dum!

Shut up!

But something's not right!

If a monkey is inside Gokudo...

Well, that means...

You gotta be Gokuu.

Hey me, are you Gokuu?

I can't understand you even with Solomon's Ring...

You aren't just a monkey...

If you're not Gokuu, then who are you?

He's running away!

Wait, me!

Damn, where did he go?

Look, up in that tree!

Hey, get down from there!

Huh?

Take cover behind me!

He's so brave!

So manly!

He's not a normal monkey!

I can see that!

Who are you really?

Who in the world are you?

Magic Sword, appear!

My name is Sanzo the Monk.

What?

Hey, who do you think you are, using my sword like that!

I'll take you on, Sanzo!

Wow, he's so sexy!

Go, go!

How disappointing!

Indeed!

The Prince of the Ashuras...

Now I have all of you.

What?

I overheard what happened in Inaho and I got you all to come here.

So you're the one who got us into this mess!

What are you going to do to us?

There's no reason for you to know.

What?

I don't care about that, just give me back my body!

This isn't your body.

Huh?

But it looks just like Gokudo, though...

Even like this?

That's funny!

That's not funny, stop playing with my face!

This is a body made to look just like you...

...so I could observe your moves.

A puppet...

Be careful, Sanzo's real body is elsewhere!

What do you mean?

Sanzo is controlling this puppet from somewhere far away.

How clever of you, Jiki.

But what are you going to do about it, exactly?

I'll show you this time!

Wow, he looks so cool!

Look over here!

I'll give you copies!

Thank you!

Get serious!

Here goes!

I need something to fight with!

Hey Jiki, gimme those bamboo sticks!

Oh, I ate it all!

Can't you do anything else besides eat?

Sure.

Here!

Bunshin Magic!

Oh look, aren't they cute?

But they don't look very strong.

Rubette, now's your chance!

Leave it to me!

Go ahead, shoot.

What?

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

Why is Gokudo hurting?

How should I know?

How pathetic.

What do you think will happen if you damage this body?

Oh no, that puppet has a curse on it!

What?

What's that?

There's a curse cast on that puppet...

If you hurt that body, the real owner of the body...

...in other words, you, will get hurt.

What?

Exactly, so what's your next move?

Damn you!

What are you going to do, Gokudo?

Don't be stupid!

Listen, if you lay a finger on this body, I'm gonna kick your ass!

Get out of the way, Gokudo!

I have a score to settle with him!

Then you'll have to fight me first!

Okay then, brace yourself, Gokudo!

Wait a second!

Gokudo is in my body!

If Gokudo gets hurt, so does my body!

You heard her.

Oh, damn!

How could I think of doing something like that?

Forgive me, Rubette!

It's been set up, so that if you hurt your body, somebody else gets hurt.

You all are in this together.

There isn't much you can do.

With this scheme I've trapped many monsters.

And, you all will share the same fate...

Huh?

Hey wait a minute!

If this body is a puppet, where's my real body?

It's in the palm of my hand.

Huh?

What are you going to do to us?

I am going to send you to the depths of Hell.

I'm asking you where my body is!

You should suffer in Hell for your sinful desires...

My body!

And you'll be trained to serve as my faithful servants...

Where's my body?

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Be careful, don't forget it's my body!

Aren't you hot?

It's Djinn's body, so I'm okay.

The others aren't human, so they're okay too.

So I'm the only one getting burned?

That's not fair!

Duck! That's not fair!

Duck!

Hey, don't fall asleep!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Be careful with my face!

Gokudo...

Gokudo.

Are you all right?

Ouch...

Where are we?

I believe we're in the Tarilariran Desert.

Tarilariran?

This desert is known to be cursed...

Look, the transformation spells are fading away...

See what I mean?

You're a turtle?

And we're also back to our real selves.

This is what we really look like.

I hate being a snake!

So you really are snakes?

Yes!

But when we fell into that special hot spring, you didn't turn into snakes!

Forget about the past.

We have the present to worry about.

That's not the answer!

You two look pretty hot as snakes too!

Oh, thank you.

Shut up, what is this, a zoo?

Oh, stop bickering.

You're ruining my appetite...

Oh, am I, really?

Look, there's somebody over there.

That's...

Djinn!

That's my body!

Hey Djinn!

What are you doing here?

Long time no see.

Something's strange, he's not responding.

It's me, Rubette, don't you recognize me?

You're the one who transformed me into this.

Tarilariran!

Tarilariran!

What the hell?

What's wrong?

Gokudo, what is he saying?

He's saying the same thing, "Tarilariran."

Hey Pegasus!

Have you been here the whole time?

I have no clue...

He's out of it too...

What happened to Djinn and Pegasus?

This is the horrible curse of the Tarilariran Desert.

What do you mean?

Under the curse, everyone becomes Tarilariran.

But what the hell is Tarilariran?

Just as you see it.

Tarilariran!

We'll be like that soon.

How do we get out of here?

I don't know.

What?

No way!

Tarilariran!

I can't just sit here and wait until we become Tarilariranized!

Do something!

You're hurting me, let go!

Someone's coming!

It's a girl...

She might know a way out of here.

I bet she's another Tarilariran.

Let me handle this!

Hey beautiful, where are you from?

We're actually...

What's up with her?

I told you, she's Tarilariran.

We finally meet...

...Green Eyes.

W-What?

Green Eyes?

When a girl falls in love with green eyes, a flower of love blooms in Hell.

How sad and romantic...

I told you, a love story isn't my style!