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What's up everybody, I'm still Rubette!

I'm starting to have a blast being Rubette!

Rubette, who's stuck inside Djinn, has now turned into this babe!

And Djinn, who's inside the Prince's body, has been arrested by the Hotoke.

I finally found my body, but it turns out that a monkey is inside of it.

Isn't the Prince supposed to be in my body?

Who the hell is responsible for this?

Huh?

So, here we are at "Hell's Greatest Hits", one last song...

Today's number one band is...

The Chingensai Sisters!

Yeah!

We've been waiting for this moment!

They came out like a shooting star and danced their way to number one!

We're broadcasting their first live performance ever from...

...the Yama Palace Stadium tonight!

How is the crowd, Ikkyu?

Here I am, Ikkyu at the Yama Palace Stadium!

I've got a hot show for you tonight!

Are you ready?

Yeah!

Let's welcome the Chingensai Sisters!

Come on, let's go!

Run-run!

Ran-ran!

Kin-kin!

Gon-gon!

What's wrong, Gon-gon?

Oh jeez!

Let's forget the days without dreams and believe in tomorrow.

The rainbow is endless, I can't find the answer yet.

When I feel down...

... you're the only one who can cheer me up.

I can never go back to the past, but...

... even when the night is Ionely...

... or when the day is rough...

... if you're with me, everything will be fine.

The bright new morning...

The bright new shining future...

Take me with you.

Let's go together!

The bright new morning...

The bright new shining future...

Take me with you...

... because...

... I love you!

Oh, I'm in total bliss!

Shi-shi totally loves it!

Why the hell do I have to do this, it is so embarrassing!

What are you talking about, who wanted to sing the lead so bad?

Our plan is finished if I let a hopelessly tone-deaf person like you sing it!

Who are you calling tone-deaf?

You!

You! You!

You!

Now I will astonish the audience with my amazing magic.

Well, see this rope, I'll cut it in half right in the middle like so...

And I'll pull it apart...

Ta-da, it's a magic rope!

Everybody's so amazed that they're speechless!

Go home!

We wanna see the Chingensai Sisters!

Yeah!

Go home, go home!

Go home, go home!

What's so good about those trashy girls anyway!

You think he's going to be all right?

Shall we go help him?

Nah, he'll be fine!

But the audience's getting angry...

Then you go!

Give us Gon-gon!

Gon-gon!

Come on Gon-gon, they're calling you!

Hey stop calling me that!

H-Hey, wait!

Hey, what are you doing here, you've had your turn!

We came out because you suck, be grateful!

Who asked you?

What'd you say, you punk?

You wanna fight? What'd you say, you punk?

You wanna fight?

Hey, what are you doing to our Gon-gon?

Ah, help!

Gon-gon, here we come!

Hey, don't hug me!

Move away!

No, don't touch me!

Shi-shi's grossed out!

Ran-ran and Kin-kin, let's get out of here!

Hey, you scum, where do you think you're touching?

Gon-gon, this way!

Oh jeez, why does it always have to be like this?

Gosh, I'm exhausted.

I can't run anymore!

Hey, what happened to Ikkyu?

I'm over here!

Oh, me!

I'm glad that you're okay!

Good gig, everybody.

Tomorrow, we're scheduled to perform at the Yama Palace department store...

...and then there's an interview with "Burning at the Stake" magazine and...

...a photo shoot for "The River Styx"...

Look, Ikkyu. ...a photo shoot for "the River Styx"...

Look, Ikkyu.

You're a great promoter, but you are looking for the Prince, right?

Of course, I've been searching for the Prince with the money you guys made.

Huh, I wonder...

Found them?

No!

Where did Gon-gon go?

Kin-kin!

Gon-gon!

They're everywhere.

We better get out of here.

All right girls, I'll see you tomorrow!

Hey, you girls!

Who was that?

Where are you looking, up here!

Up?

Aren't you the Chingensai Sisters?

I know where you can hide from those icky fan boys.

What's that, a human tree?

Hey, don't say it like I'm some kind of monster!

You look like a monster to me!

I thought I would help you all out, but you're a rude little girl!

I'd like to see what your parents are like!

Yeah right, you're gonna eat us, aren't you?

An ill-mannered girl like you deserves to be captured!

What did you say?

Wait!

Will you really help us?

I was going to, but I've changed my mind because of your rude friend.

Who are you?

Me?

I am Jyoka.

Jyoka!

Jyoka, the high-ranking wizard?

If we're lucky, she might save us from this dilemma!

That would be fabulous!

O venerable Jyoka, forgive our many trespasses.

These people are foreigners and have not heard of your greatness.

Forgive us.

Well, well, I'm not a fiend.

So for you two, I will forgive that rude girl.

Hey Rubette, are you going to trust that thing?

You can wait here if you'd like.

All right...

Coming through.

It's pretty roomy inside.

Hey, it's water!

I'm thirsty!

Me too!

Wait a minute!

Don't drink that water!

Huh?

What?

Jyoka is a tree of the sages.

The tree bears fruit once every 900 years...

...it is said that if you eat the fruit, you become a mortal sage.

Mortal sage?

A sage that lives on earth.

A mortal sage is invincible, nothing can hurt him.

That water is the nectar inside the fruit.

What's wrong with getting a body like that?

You idiot, not everyone can become a mortal sage.

If a person who isn't qualified drinks this, who knows what will happen?

Too late, I already drank the water.

Hey, that's my body you are messing with!

Oh yeah, then your body is gonna be invincible.

Oh shoot.

What are you talking about, that water could turn you into a monster!

W-What's wrong?

Oh no...

It's not my fault.

I'm hot!

Oh no, what's happening to my body?

Gokudo!

Are you okay?

Gokudo!

Gokudo, wake up!

Oh, it's just me.

Even if it is me, I look really stupid!

Hey, wait a minute...

Where did everybody go?

They didn't leave me here, did they?

But Rubette wouldn't leave her body...

Okay, me, let's go find them!

Hey, Jyoka!

What do you want now?

Where did everyone go?

How would I know?

I'm busy watching a talk show, don't talk to me right now!

What a useless shrew!

Rubette!

Hey Rayuka, Shikinka!

What is that?

What a strange couple!

Yuck!

Hey, you've got some attitude for a bird, I'll roast you in a second!

Oh no, he's angry!

We better flee!

Let's go!

Even birds are making fun of us.

Wait!

How come I don't understand this monkey with Solomon's Ring?

The ring was also useless when Rubette was a monster...

This ring works only on normal animals...

That means...

He may look like a monkey, but maybe he isn't an ordinary monkey...

Hey, me, you really are Gokuu, aren't you?

Stop acting already!

If the Prince's soul is in Gokuu's body, where's Gokuu's soul?

You are Gokuu, aren't you?

You demon, stop it right there!

Who the hell are you?

In the name of Sanzo the Monk, I am taking you to Hell.

What the hell?

The Magic Sword!

Magic Sword, appear!

Huh?

Oh right, I forgot I was Rubette...

Listen to me, copy what I do.

Magic Sword, appear!

So, have you made up your mind?

Um, not really...

Stupid bird, take this!

Damn you!

Let me go!

Give it up.

Damn...

What happened?

Quick, hurry!

That's Garuda, a servant of Sanzo the Monk.

You have no chance.

Sanzo the Monk?

You old man, how could you?

Huh?

What am I doing here?

That's right, I am a seagull.

I gotta go to Mars and have tea with the Venusians.

What happened to that bird?

It seems to have worked.

What worked?

It's this bamboo.

It's not ordinary bamboo.

It's called "Mousou-chiku" and it makes anyone delusional.

Delusional?

A while ago, some panda ate Mousou-chiku by mistake...

...and it became delusional and tried to take over the world.

Panda...

Hey, I know him!

You mean that fella has returned to Horai Mountain?

Oh boy, what a useless panda!

So, who are you anyway?

Me?

I am Jiki the Sage.

Really?

Hey!

Gokudo, what are you doing here?

Oh, thank you.

Jiki the Sage, why are you here?

The Hotoke came out of nowhere and captured me...

...but I managed to escape somehow.

So, old man, have you heard of Gokuu?

Gokuu?

Oh, I know him!

Really?

When Horai Mountain was still a paradise...

...a monster monkey was born out of a stone, that's Gokuu.

After causing all kinds of mischief, he stole the Peach of lmmortality...

...and attained eternal life and god-like powers.

So all the sages came together and decided to lock him up in a huge rock.

...but recently, a humongous meteor crashed into the rock.

The impact may have woken Gokuu...

That meteor must've been the Prince!

That's why Prince's soul got into Gokuu's body!

Who's this Prince you speak of?

The Prince of the Ashuras.

What did you say?

The soul of the Ashura Prince is in the body of Gokuu?

We must find Gokuu before Sanzo the Monk does!

Sanzo the Monk?

That bird mentioned that name too...

Sanzo the Monk is assembling a cadre of monsters, and planning something.

If Gokuu decides to follow Sanzo, who knows what's going to happen?

Hey old man, you aren't planning to catch him with a banana, are you?

Do not worry.

It is a sage's duty to stop human follies.

What the hell are you mumbling about?

Shush, be quiet! What the hell are you mumbling about?

Shush, be quiet!

Hey, is it...

Got it!

Is it Gokuu?

Here we go!

P-Panda!

Huh?

It's you again!

What the hell are you doing?

I have no idea myself...

Oh.

It's Jiki the Sage, enjoying fishing, huh?

Hey old man, this isn't Gokuu!

I was just in Gokuu's hideout.

What?

See, I know what I'm doing!

There was a problem with the bait.

The Prince won't go for a banana.

I know what the Prince will go for...

W-What?

H-Hey, what are you guys doing?

Hey, stop, let me go!

W-Wait, don't let me go!

I'm not crazy about using my body as the bait, though!

Then stop this right now!

Oh well, I should take it as a compliment, huh?

What?

W-Whoa, wait, hey!

Hey, I said I'll rule by the end of the century!

We finally join up with that stupid Prince.

Hey monkey me, who the hell are you anyway?

Here we go again, to Hell!