Original subtitles

Hello, we're still doll-size!

My soul is stuck inside Rubette.

I'm dying here living like a transsexual!

Rubette is still in Djinn's body...

...but she screwed up a magic spell and turned into this goofball monster.

And Djinn is in Prince's body.

And the two sisters Rayuka and Shikinka who turned us into dolls...

Boy, are they hot!

Oh but seriously, where the hell is my body?

Phew, I'm okay!

Hey Djinn, are you all right?

No, it's me, Rubette!

I guess the spell has been broken.

Huh?

Oh yeah, Djinn!

I have your body again!

I'm so glad!

Oh, that's so wonderful, Rubette! I'm so glad!

Oh, that's so wonderful, Rubette!

Look, male bonding!

Are you in a "relationship"?

Of course not!

You two seem okay too.

But I wonder why my spell was broken.

It's because of this hot spring.

Huh?

This is the Supernatural Hot Spring.

It breaks any spell or curse cast by another.

Oh yeah, we're back to our normal size again.

But they were so cute as little dollies!

They're not cute anymore!

But wait a second...

If it's supposed to break all magic spells, why are we still in the wrong bodies?

Yes, good point...

At least I should return to normal, because my body is right here.

You're always thinking about yourself!

C'mon Djinn, please turn me back to myself with your magic!

I don't think it's going to work, but I'll give it a try...

Fudo boma tsa tsa!

See?

See what?

Nothing's changed at all!

It seems like my magic cannot break this spell due to some unknown reason...

No, no, no, no!

How long do I have to wear these gigantic striped pants?

You looked much better when you were a monster!

What did you say?

Yuck, his beard touched me!

Go away, shoo!

That's really mean!

That's it, I'm shaving off this beard!

No! That's it, I'm shaving off this beard!

No!

Please, not my beard!

Then you have to at least turn me into a girl!

All right then...

Ita betan meran shi tsui!

Whoa!

Oh my, she's my type!

Hmm, not too shabby!

Oh baby, please tell me your name, your sign and your cell phone number!

You perverted panda!

You better just tell us how we can get to Horai Mountain now!

I'll have to bid farewell to you all.

Huh?

Great!

You didn't have to kick him!

Who cares, if you pamper him, he's just gonna get spoiled.

Hey Panda, stop sulking and show us the way!

No can do.

I'm going on my journey to conquer the world now!

Conquer...

...the world?

A panda taking over the world, yeah right!

You can laugh all you want...

But I'm serious!

I am going to create a bamboo utopia by pandas for pandas...

I'll give my life for it!

Hey, I'll make you my first wife.

So how about it?

What?

Me?

A panda keeps his word.

Uh, I'll pass.

I'll go on all by myself then...

...on a heartbreaking journey...

Wait!

Huh?

Stop playing dumb already!

Hey, you almost made me drop my lunch!

Huh?

What's that?

Can't you see, it's an egg.

It was in one of those urns.

Speaking of urns, where are the other urns?

Where's Ikkyu?

The rest are all empty.

Well then...

Hey!

Hi, will you take us to Horai Mountain too, please?

You too?

My sister's fiancee went to the mountain and hasn't returned.

Oh...

It's okay Shikinka, don't worry about him...

Don't lie to your heart.

You can't even sleep at night worrying about him!

Oh, Shikinka, stop torturing me!

Rayuka!

You two are so corny, I'm gonna puke!

Can't we do anything about it?

That's impossible.

Horai Mountain is a really special place.

It's in another dimension where only the chosen mountain wizards can go.

Oh, but there is one way...

What?

You might be able to go if you ask Jiki the Sage who lives in a mountain cave.

Great!

Take us to the cave!

Why should I?

If you show us the way, I could help you take over the world.

Hmm?

If I get my body back, you have nothing to worry about, what do you think?

Gokuu on my side...

Here he goes again...

But I can't go to such a scary mountain!

Then you two just go home!

Witches like you two won't be allowed on the mountain anyway.

No way!

I know, how about if we just get Jiki the Sage to come over here!

Wow, Shi-shi, that's brilliant!

Thank you!

I can't take this anymore.

Silence, and come over here!

Now!

Hey!

Bring me a palanquin!

Now!

You two please go home!

You don't understand women at all.

Um... You don't understand women at all.

Why should I?

Will someone call a cab?

Well... Will someone call a cab?

Oh gimme a break!

Maybe I can take you there... Oh gimme a break!

Maybe I can take you there...

...if I turn into a dragon.

Now you tell us?

Hop right on.

This dragon looks kinda cheap.

Sorry, the Prince has very little magic powers right now...

Jiki the Sage!

Jiki the Sage, are you there?

Who's that calling me?

It's me, Panda, the Hermit from Horai Mountain.

Never heard of it.

Pandas should be in the zoo playing with tires.

Huh?

Hey, now what are we gonna do?

Something's weird...

Jiki the Sage doesn't sound like this!

Damn, I've been discovered.

Ikkyu!

I thought you might come here, so I waited for you.

Your voice!

You sound like your old self again!

It's because of that hot spring.

Where's Jiki the Sage?

He's out, I'm just housesitting.

So let me show you around!

So Ikkyu, why are you here?

Oh, I'm here because of you guys, Gokudo, Rubette, Djinn and Prince...

I was ordered to collect your bodies and souls.

By whom?

Who do you think?

Of course, it's the Master!

M-M-Master?

That old hag again?

Dammit!

No, not again!

How am I gonna get you out of my life?

Master says that you won't be able to get back into your bodies...

...until you're all together.

The only ones missing are Prince's soul and Gokudo's body.

It's not my fault!

What are you doing to my body?

It's not me!

Someone is...

Are you trying to pick a fight?

Do you think I'd do this to myself?

That's enough!

It's me!

Master Gokudo?

Oh, I finally found you!

Me!

Stop it!

Oh no, my body!

My poor body!

Huh?

P-Prince?

What?

Are you Prince?

M-Me?

Here, I'll give you a banana.

He's cute, Shi-shi wants this monkey!

Monkey?

Monkey?

Monkey?

Monkey?

Hey Prince, stop acting like a monkey!

Prince, did you forget who we are?

No matter how you look at him, he's...

...a monkey!

Monkey?

Monkey?

I'm a monkey?

Hey Panda, is this the Gokuu you were talking about?

Gokuu isn't that funny looking.

He's a terrifying monkey monster.

This one looks like a plain monkey.

So that means this monkey is also...

A monkey, I'm a monkey... So that means this monkey is also...

...mixed up with the rest of us?

This is getting very complicated.

No freaking way! This is getting very complicated.

No freaking way!

Oh stop it, this means the Prince is in serious trouble now!

Why?

If a monkey is in your body...

...then the Prince's soul is...

He's happy as long as there's somebody who's suffering more.

We have to save the Prince!

Ikkyu, do you have any leads?

U-Um...

The Prince might have already gone to Horai Mountain...

And why is that?

Well, when I came here a while ago under the Master's orders...

...a monkey came here and asked me the way to Horai Mountain.

What?

The Prince was here?

Why didn't you stop him?

I didn't know that he had turned into a monkey!

But how did you know the way to Horai Mountain?

Right then some monster buster...

...from Horai Mountain came out of that pot.

He caught me but the Prince just escaped and went into that hole...

So that pot leads to Horai Mountain!

Wait, me!

Let's go after him!

It looks different from what I imagined.

I thought it would be more heavenly.

Hey Panda, is this really Horai Mountain?

Yes, this is it.

This is my home.

It looks kind of like Hell to me...

Some people call it Hell.

What? Some people call it Hell.

What?

Something smells yummy.

It's dumplings!

Ooh, Shi-shi likes dumplings!

D-Dumplings?

Oh, my buddy's restaurant is right around the corner.

Let's take a break.

No, it can't be...

Best taste and price in the world...

King of Dumplings, King of Dumplings!

The delicious taste and quality sauces...

King of Dumplings, King of Dumplings!

Plenty of garlic, he's the greatest king of dumplings.

Do you eat your dumplings everyday?

Yeah!

Welcome!

Oh, Mr. Panda!

It's been a while, when did you come back?

Just now.

Let's save the talk for later and just serve us some food.

Hey, come over here...

Hey wait!

Gokudo!

You owe me money!

I won't let you get away this time!

What are you doing to my poor monkey?

This is the little punk named Gokudo!

Who's a little punk?

Oh shut up!

Dum...

...plings!

Huh?

Huh?

H-He is a wanted man with a reward on his head!

Hotoke officer!

Ah, this must be my lucky day, now I'll get the reward...

Officer, I'm the one who caught him!

Even the Magic World's prince can't hide from the watchful eye of the Hotoke.

Hotoke?

Since when are you a follower of the Hotoke?

Young lady, you can't live here unless you are a follower of the Hotoke.

This is where criminals who are opposed to the Hotoke get exiled to.

What?

What happened to the Gods?

They've fought with the Hotoke and most of them have been locked up in Hell!

Take him away!

Wait a sec...

I mean, will you please listen to me?

What?

Well I'm actually the one who captured this man.

What?

I just said hi to him and he totally fell head over heels for me.

What are you doing?

I'm copying you.

I don't act like that at all!

So you flirted with him and...

Of course not, I'm not that kind of girl!

I'll give him to you.

No!

Don't worry, I'll come and save you later.

Really?

Please I beg you, don't forsake me!

Give the reward to this lady!

Oh, thank you!

Why, why...

Shi-shi wanted to eat dumplings!

You better rescue Djinn or else!

Relax!

We can't get our bodies back unless we're all together.

Well, we have to find the Prince...

Hey Panda, find him with your crystal ball.

Not for free, it's going to cost you.

Damn you, no wonder you were coming along with us so quietly...

Fine, here!

That's not enough, keep going.

D-Damn you...

Look, there's a flock of Peking duck!

Really, they're my favorite!

Where are they?

Sorry, it was just a cloud.

You're so bad...

Here!

Well then, let me take a look.

Whoa!

This is Gokuu!

What?

No doubt, he's the one who came to the cave.

So the Prince is in Gokuu's body?

Hey Ikkyu...

...when you were with that monster buster...

...weren't you on your way to catch Gokuu?

I don't have much memory of the time I was captured.

And I've never seen or heard of Gokuu...

Really?

First things first, we have to find where the Prince is now!

Do you know where that place is?

I really don't want to get involved in this...

I think this is the garden of the Yama Palace.

Yama Palace?

Yes, it's the palace of King Yama, the caretaker of Horai Mountain.

He used to be one of the Gods...

...but now he's working for the Hotoke.

He sounds like a worthy opponent!

Opponent?

You must be joking...

Of course not!

I'm sure the Prince is thinking the same.

Whatever!

And this is the Yama Prince.

What?

The monster buster!

Tei!

Darling Tei!

Huh?

So is this the guy you were looking for?

Yes, this is him!

My sister's fiancee!

What?

You're a witch dating with a Hotoke prince?

I thought he was a human the whole time!

He fooled you, huh?

Don't cry, Rayuka!

What a terrible man, playing with a lady's feelings...

Shi-shi will teach him a lesson!

But the Yama Palace has very strict security.

Humans couldn't even get near it.

There must be a way to get in there!

It's close to impossible.

This is when you can count on me!

Well...

I got it!

Come on, everybody!

Forget all your troubles from work, let's have a blast!

Are you ready?

For the first time ever, the cutest foursome is here tonight, I give you...

...the Chingensai Sisters!

Dammit!

Why does it have to come to this?

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you, the Chingensai Sisters!

They're hip, cute, and talented!

Looks like I'm going to rule by the end of the century!