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So guys, have any clue who's who?

Right now, my soul is stuck in Rubette's body.

And Rubette's soul is in Djinn's body.

Djinn's soul is in the Prince's body.

And the Prince's soul is in a monkey for some reason.

Hey, but then who's in my body?

No, it can't be...

Hey!

What the hell do you think you're doing?

"A Quick Guide to Magic"?

What's that?

I have no clue.

Shut up!

Oh jeez!

I'll have Ikkyu translate for you.

Hey, Ikkyu come out!

What the hell is this panda?

I was being a little naughty and I got caught!

Whatever, you'll do.

You two are both animals, translate what this weirdo is saying.

Sorry to say, but I can translate anything but the monster language.

Well then, what can you do?

I may look like this but I really am a hermit.

So, I can grant you almost anything you wish with my supernatural powers.

But you don't understand monsters?

Well...

Anyway, just wish for something else.

All right, then find my body.

What are you talking about?

You already have a nice body!

No, this isn't my body, I really am a man.

With long slender legs...

I'm so good-looking, you won't believe your eyes...

Hey, you don't even know what I really look like!

How would you know?

Hey, quiet down now. How would you know?

Hey, quiet down now.

Rasa rasa hano sasa...

... ha no sasa!

It's the Prince!

Someone you know?

You just stay out of this!

So this isn't you?

All right, I'm going to try one more time, so just be honest.

Oh yeah, my body is with...

...Gokuudo.

Also known as Gokuu, a very notorious monkey.

Wait, did you say Gokuu?

You know him?

I don't want anything to do with him!

Hey, wait!

There she is!

Miss Gokudo!

Tei?

Miss Gokudo, I came to save you.

Miss Gokudo!

Are you okay?

Master, that monster is trying to escape to Fuyo Mountain!

Fuyo Mountain?

What's the matter?

We'll retreat for now.

Miss Gokudo, I'll come and save you...

Huh?

What?

Wake up, monster!

Where are we?

There's no point in talking to you...

What did you do that for?

Damn you, monster!

Um...

Huh?

Excuse me...

What brings you here?

Two hot babes!

My name is Rayuka...

I was enjoying a morning walk with my sister Shikinka.

What a coincidence!

So were we, right, weirdo?

What an adorable monster!

We don't have this type of monster in our collection.

Huh?

Collection?

Oh, nothing.

What do you think Shikinka, shall we invite them to breakfast?

Why yes.

This is my lucky day!

Wow, this is awesome!

Yummy!

Eat as much as you please.

What's wrong with...

I don't care if I get fat!

This body ain't mine anyway.

Let me eat!

Wait, damn you!

W-What's wrong with these people?

They look cute, but...

You idiots, I'm really a man!

A man?

Somehow my soul got separated from my body and went into the wrong body!

Oh my, Shi-shi's shocked!

Stop referring to yourself in the third person, it's annoying!

Well, that explains why you're so foul-mouthed and unladylike.

That's not Kosher!

Whatever!

I don't care what you say!

Gotcha!

What's going on?

Hush, little ones...

Rayuka.

Rubette?

Rubette, it's you!

Who the hell are you?

Let go of me!

Rubette, it's me!

Prince?

I know I may look like him, but I'm really Djinn.

Rubette, what is this strange creature?

I'm not Rubette, I'm Gokudo!

Oh yeah, that voice...

You just figured it out?

Listen to me, Master Gokudo.

I had already become Prince when I awoke.

Me too, look at me.

Shut up, can't you see we're in the middle of something?

Hey, that's my magic book!

But how?

This page explains how to transform into a dragon...

What?

Perhaps you tried to become a dragon and turned into this?

That's some nice looking dragon!

So who are you?

What, me?

Why, that means...

Are you Rubette?

Rubette, it's really you?

Too bad, until I find my body, this body is mine.

You better shut up and behave yourself.

You dimwit, you don't get it, do you?

Do you still wanna make a fuss?

Want to see something fun?

How about this?

Get mad, hit me harder!

You're hurting your own body, Rubette!

Please, that's enough from both of you!

What's all the noise?

What the hell, how did she get so huge?

Master, we must've been shrunken to doll-size by a magic spell.

That's right.

What?

What are you gonna do to us?

What a beautiful day!

And we have so many cute dollies.

Let's play in the garden today.

I can't wait!

I feel bad for Momo, but he can't have these souls until I'm bored with them.

M-Master...

They're planning on playing dollies with us.

No way!

I'm not gonna be their stupid plaything!

And also they're talking about something strange, giving souls to Momo...

What the hell is Momo?

I don't know.

But...

...it's starting to get troublesome since Momo's getting bigger and bigger...

But he was so small and cute when we got him.

I told you, all pets are like that, they grow up eventually.

Did they just say "pet"?

So giving our souls means...

Don't you get it, they're gonna feed us to Momo!

B-But is there a pet that eats souls?

Shut up, use your magic and do something about it!

That's impossible.

My magic powers were taken away when I became this size.

Damn you, you useless shmuck!

Hey, whoever's in there, come out and help us!

Sorry, but Rayuka and Shikinka are notorious evil witch sisters.

I'm gonna pass on this one.

You again!

Forget it, I'll just open up another urn!

It's no use.

What?

Tei put a special spell on us so that we can only use good magic.

So you're just telling us to get eaten up by Momo?

Don't you know some kind of monster repellant magic?

Why would I know magic?

You're a hermit, right?

Oh yeah, I do have this magic mirror called Somakyo Master Tei gave me.

What's that?

It absorbs any magical creation you direct it at, I believe.

Just come out!

R-Rayuka!

Who are you?

Oh, I'm Panda.

Help!

Move your butt!

Just hold on a second.

Here!

Huh?

They aren't getting absorbed.

But why?

How the hell should I know?

I don't have a clue either.

Uh-oh!

Hey, what's going on?

I don't know!

Look Rayuka!

S-Shikinka!

What the hell is that?

I don't know!

Momo, hungry!

M-M-Master Gokudo!

What the hell, that's Momo?

Look what you did, you woke up Momo!

It's not my fault!

It's your doing, isn't it?

Shut up!

Do something about that monster first!

Momo has gotten too big for our magic to work on him!

That's why we had him sleeping all this time!

What?

Then all we can do is run!

Poor Momo, he's just hungry!

Gimme a break!

If he catches us, he's gonna eat you too!

Shi-shi will be fine.

Momo is very attached to me.

Hey Momo, Shi-shi is here!

Momo, hungry!

Momo, how could you?

Momo, please calm down!

Momo, hungry!

Oh no, let's run away!

Flying Nimbus!

Wow, cool!

Shikinka, hurry!

Hey, don't leave us!

Momo, hungry!

What is that ugly peach-headed monster?

Shi-shi doesn't know.

You don't even know what your pet is?

Well, he was so small and cute in the beginning!

He just got too big and started getting really barbaric...

And you just couldn't control him anymore.

That's right.

So while Momo was sleeping we cast a spell and turned him into a house.

It's quite amazing that you were living in there, of all the nerve!

So you kidnapped travelers and fed Momo their souls.

Yes, but just once a week.

The basement is Momo's tummy.

What a heinous thing you've been doing!

I don't care, just return us to normal size!

I'd need my koto.

Just give it up!

You're telling me to stay tiny like this forever?

It might be quite economical.

Hey, are you trying to pick a fight?

You two stop it.

There's nothing we can do, but we know of some people who might help.

Who are they?

The Mountain Wizards.

With their supernatural powers, they can return you to normal size...

...and fix the mix-up with your bodies and souls too.

What?

Where can we meet them?

In Horai Mountain.

That sounds familiar...

It's a legendary mountain in the East where people believe Mountain Wizards live.

But nobody has been there before.

So we don't even know if it exists.

It exists all right.

I used to live in Horai mountain.

What?

Rayuka...

So it does exist...

What's going on?

Huh?

What the...

Oh crap!

Momo is coming after us!

Gimme food, gimme food!

Hey, Momo learned a new word!

Are you an idiot?

Sheesh!

Food, gimme food!

Right, go right!

No, left, Rayuka!

Go down!

Down, down!

Stop bossing me around!

Just shut up and go down!

Who do you think you are?

You're really annoying!

I don't have a choice, you guys are the only ones who can fight!

What about that panda?

Momo, hungry!

He's useless!

See, he won't be able to get us here!

Momo...

Hungry!

Oh man!

C'mon, you guys gotta do something!

Rayuka!

Shikinka!

Hey, you keep driving!

Momo, hungry!

M-Master!

Dammit!

I'm not gonna be pet food for you, stupid giant peach!

Food, gimme food!

This is hopeless!

Hey, this is all your fault!

M-My fault?

A mirror that sucks up magical creatures?

It's totally backwards, you just woke up a sleeping monster!

Backwards?

Huh?

P-Panda, sir?

I had the mirror the wrong way.

I didn't know it had a front and back!

Food, gimme food!

If you let go of that mirror, I'm gonna throw you in the zoo!

O-Oh no!

I'm getting pulled in!

The brakes!

Hit the brakes on the Flying Nimbus!

Shikinka!

Shi-shi's scared!

I need your help.

Rayuka!

One two...

Yes, we did it!

It worked, Master!

Of course it did, and who saved the day, huh?

Dammit!

What should we do with him?

He isn't cute anymore.

Oh boy.

Being these girls' pet isn't easy...

Whatever!

Let's fly to Horai Mountain!

Huh?

The Flying Nimbus is melting from that battle!

Oh no!

Gokudo's body finally appears, but who's in his body anyway?

It's one thing after another, when am I gonna get my body back?

I'll rule by the end of the century!