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Yo, everyone, how's it going?

I ended up breaking the Magic Sphere in Inaho, but...

...who's still standing tall after all this?

Now, I rule Inaho after the Gods and the Hotoke got sucked in to sky!

It's a demon, a demon's coming!

Hey, it's over there, look!

Surrender, you little demon!

Hey woman, if you wish to cross this bridge, you best leave all your belongings!

Go ahead, make my day!

Take this, woman!

What a joke!

The path of the warrior ends in death!

W-Where am I?

Demon Island?

Hi everybody!

Y-Y-You are a demon woman!

Who are you calling a demon?

You demon, we'll defeat you!

Maybe I'll have a little fun with these guys.

You're going down!

This isn't gonna do it...

Master, we can't continue living like this.

Can it!

I'm collecting debts and bodyguard fees owed to me.

Owed to you?

Do you know what everyone thinks we are?

Demons from Demon Island!

How embarrassing!

Born from a peach, I am Momotaro!

Come out, you cowardly demons!

What's the matter?

You Red Demon!

Red Demon, that's harsh!

You said you were born from a peach?

That's pretty weird, Peachy!

Are you the leader of the demons?

Huh?

Stealing food and gold...

...kidnapping innocent women...

I will defeat you evil demons with all my might!

I didn't kidnap anybody!

Those ladies came here voluntarily.

I'm just taking what I deserve!

What a cutie!

Everybody shut up!

Ready?

Dog!

Monkey!

Quail!

If we win, I'll give you ten millet balls and firewood that Grandpa chopped!

You said millet balls?

I just got hungry, gimme some!

I'll be on your side.

C'mon, gimme a millet ball!

I'm not giving anything to a demon!

Damn you shrimps, I'll make you cry.

Magic Sword, appear!

What the hell?

Oh no!

Where did Prince go?

I did it, I did it!

I beat the demons!

Banzai, banzai!

Banzai!

And they lived happily ever after...

Good, you've regained conscious!

Master Tei, Master Tei!

The guest is conscious now!

Ikkyu?

Have you met Ikkyu before?

Have I met him?

He's my buddy, the devil from the Magic World.

I am, in fact, from the Magic World, but I've never met you before.

You've never met me?

May I pour you a cup of tea?

Hey twerp, will you stop joking around?

No way!

Hey, give it to me straight.

Do I look like a man?

Huh?

You look like a very beautiful woman to me.

I also agree.

What's happened to me?

Ikkyu, you did this to me, didn't you?

Turn me back to normal!

M-Master Tei, help me please!

Stop acting already!

Please!

What did you do?

I can't move...

It's a freezing spell, I practice non-violence.

A lady shouldn't use violence anyway.

Who are you guys?

My name is Tei.

He's a renowned spiritual master.

A spiritual master?

I'm a professional monster buster.

I catch monsters and set them straight with my magic.

I like helping others.

I am a Master Tei's favorite pupil.

It's my great pleasure working for him as his assistant.

Setting monsters straight, huh?

Are you okay?

I'm sorry I got rough with you.

I just don't know how to treat such a beautiful person like yourself...

Oh really?

Well then, let me teach you what happiness means to a woman.

Women have it easy!

Rubette, I'm gonna take advantage of your body for a bit...

No, wait!

I'm a man, the world's greatest adventurer!

Does happiness mean a good appetite?

Um, I still don't know your name...

My name is Gokudo.

Gokudo?

Oh Ikkyu, you finally remember!

It's the same name as that monster!

M-Master Tei!

Master?

Oh, Gokudo...

What a beautiful and elegant name...

Master Tei, Gokudo is the same name as that monster!

Who are you calling a monster?

There's a monster with a name that sounds just like yours.

His name is Gokuudo, not Gokudo.

Gokuudo!

Also know as Gokuu, he's a real baddie.

Enough, Ikkyu!

Who is he, this Gokuu guy?

He's actually a monkey.

A monkey? He's actually a monkey.

A monkey?

Gokuudo is a monstrous monkey that appeared in the East.

He uses fire magic and can burn down a whole village in a second...

That's my Magic Sword!

He's using my Magic Sword to make fire!

M-Maybe...

And his name is Gokudo?

Well, like I said, it's Gokuu.

What is going on?

It sounds like it's me!

He's causing a ruckus everywhere...

...and I was asked by townspeople to catch him.

We were actually on our way east to conquer this villain, Gokuu!

Shut up!

I'll conquer you if you ever try to do anything to me!

But I'm quite proud of myself, still being Gokudo as just a body!

Way to go, me!

She isn't making any sense.

Master Tei, I don't think you should associate with this person anymore.

Ikkyu, I'll be okay, you can go back now.

Didn't I tell you that Ikkyu is now a changed person?

Inside this little gourd is special magic that changes monsters into nice people.

I can't let you be a nice person, Ikkyu!

I'll make you evil again, so you can help me get my body back.

It's such a pleasure to travel with you.

Hey, is this Inaho?

Inaho is the island across the sea.

Huh?

We are in Chingensai.

Chingensai?

What the heck is my body doing in this country?

No!

Why, oh why have I turned into Djinn?

Djinn, c'mon, tell me what's going on?

Gokudo, Prince!

Anyone out there?

Rubette, calm down...

Especially at a time like this...

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...

That's right, if I'm Djinn, I can use magic!

Well...

There's gotta be something, somewhere...

A quick guide to magic for advanced magicians only...

...by the National Magician's Union.

Any useful magic...

Well...

Turning a prince into a frog...

Turning a pumpkin into a carriage...

Nothing stands out...

Turning into a dragon!

This sounds cool!

Why not, I'll try this as a warm-up...

I gotta practice, right?

Visualization is important...

Now imagine a dragon...

Why am I Prince?

Could this be some kind of body-swapping magic...

It must be Prince, he likes this kind of mischievous spell.

Which means...

Master Gokudo and everyone else might be all mixed up too?

Hello.

Can I help you?

Um, no, well I thought you might be lost...

We were wondering if you would like to stay at our place tonight.

Thank you, but I'm in quite a hurry, so good night.

Oh, what a pity...

We have food and sake prepared for you.

Sake!

It would be shame to waste all that sake...

Oh, I'm so glad!

I must resist...

I'm acting just like Prince.

Let us go.

Our home is very close.

I forgot to tell you, my name is Rayuka.

I am her younger sister Shikinka, nice to meet you.

Oh my, what a beautiful home.

I've never tasted sake this good!

Yummy, yummy!

Sister, will you play the koto for us?

Yes, I would love to, Shikinka.

The koto, how refined!

Sleep tight.

Yes, beautiful traveler...

Well, I guess anything goes in my case...

I'm so happy that you've decided to come along.

I'm sure we'll have a wonderful trip.

Moron!

Once I get Ikkyu back, I'm outta here!

Oh yes, before we set off to catch Gokuu, I have something to take care of.

Huh?

I heard that some monster has been causing trouble.

Thank you for making the long trip.

I'm the mayor of this village.

This monster has been spotted around here for the last couple of days...

I see.

What's the damage?

I don't know if you call it damage, but he's been kidnapping many women...

Kidnapping women, how evil!

But strangely, the women have been returned unharmed.

What?

Yes, he took me to a cave deep in the hills, and...

...showed me this funny dance, then took me home.

A dance?

Oh yeah, that monster came here a couple of times.

He brought in some mountain greens and nuts.

So I bartered some goods for them.

What could this mean?

Don't look at me!

I mean, I don't know.

Yeah, he's got a cute face.

I was scared when he kidnapped me, but...

...he was actually polite, and I wouldn't mind having him as a pet.

Cute face?

But he's a monster, right?

Well, a lot of folk are saying a monster's a monster, but...

...he's harmless, so I'd like you to just scare him away.

I see, I understand.

I'll go to his cave first thing in the morning.

Oh thank goodness, you'll do it for us?

Prepare the banquet for Master Tei and his companion.

Later Tei, thanks for Ikkyu!

Jeez, which one is Ikkyu?

Whatever, I'll just take all three.

Miss Gokudo.

U-Uh, yes?

I was watching you.

W-What are you talking about?

You're a bad girl, aren't you?

Don't worry, I will reform you into a good-willed person.

What in the world are you saying?

What the hell are you?

You are that monster!

Master Tei, I heard noise...

It's a monster!

Wait!

Master Tei, please wake up!

What's gonna happen to me?

Hi, everybody.

There's some monkey business going on.

The true identity of the mysterious monster is...

What, you already know?

Well, I guess you deserve my kiss as a reward...