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What a shocker!

Even a god would've never have known that little Nihi was really the Dragon God!

Oh yeah, that spoiled goddess, Nano, got kidnapped.

I couldn't care less about the Hotoke or the Gods.

After all, I have the Magic Sphere in my hand...

Whatever happens now, running means winning!

Damn Gedomaru, where have you gone?

You stay there, the Magic Sphere belongs to the Gods!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

No, you stay there!

We Hotoke have been just, the Magic Sphere belongs to us.

Do not interfere!

Not so fast, Indra!

Fool.

You think you can hurt me with your evil magic?

What a joke!

I'm the prince of the Magic World, I will fight you even if I'm powerless!

You scum.

You should say your final prayers and die!

You're going down!

Take this!

Oh no, Rubette!

I don't have time to play with you.

Oh no, you aren't getting away!

Damn...

Rubette!

What is going on?

Rubette...

Can you escape by yourself?

I think I'll be all right...

Good, I'm going after Indra, we'll catch up later.

Umona tashiri coobi!

H-Hey, wait!

Don't leave me alone, use magic and take me with you!

Crap!

What have I done to deserve this?

Hmm, I wonder where in the world she could be...

Oh, what's that?

I've found you, Lady Nano!

Lady Nano, we're here!

Oh thank goodness, you're all right.

Who the heck are you?

You ugly weirdo!

It's a monster!

It's me! It's a monster!

It's me!

It's Djinn, the Rasetsu!

What, Djinn?

Yes...

You're late, what took you so long?

I was looking all over the town.

You sure are slow for a Rasetsu.

Um, I'm sorry.

Here, let's get out of here.

How, exactly?

Oh, so this is what you really are.

No wonder you're so good at playing horsy.

Here, come this way, please.

Ah!

Ng?

The palace is in ruins.

Seems like Master Indra was there.

Is this the Rasetsu's doing?

Is this the Rasetsu's doing? Or is it the Ashura?

Or is it the Ashura?

Ah?

Ng?

Nano?

Who's with her?

A Rasetsu?

Whoa, what a nice view!

Lady Nano, this is no time to relax...

Stop right there!

Oh no, they found us!

Hut, two, three, four!

W-Wait, Lady Nano! Hut, two, three, four!

W-Wait, Lady Nano!

Stop...

Stop... ...right there!

What losers!

Even we...

Even we... ...fail at times.

...fail at times.

You Rasetsu scum!

We'll show you!

Ah!

Ng!

We need cover...

Sorry!

Sorry about that, but we needed quick cover.

Then you should've just asked me to cry!

Oh, I didn't think of it.

You didn't think of it?

Ouch, ouch, ouch... You didn't think of it?

Ouch, ouch, ouch...

Rain falls...

...and the earth hardens.

Nano's escaped...

...and Master Indra will be mad!

Ah-Ng!

Wait!

Sun Goddess!

What is this, a maze?

Everything looks the same, how am I gonna get out of here?

Ah?

Ng?

What's wrong?

I think I just kicked something...

Watch where you're going, hey...

It's you!

Gedomaru!

I'm not giving this to you!

Not giving us what?

Not giving us what? The Sun Goddess?

The Sun Goddess?

Huh?

Oh, I thought you were looking for the Magic Sphere...

Magic...

Magic... ...Sphere?

...Sphere?

I-I-I said Raven's Lear!

Um...

Hey by the way, I think I saw Nano over there!

What?

Is it a...

Is it a... ...fact?

A fact is a fact, as a matter of fact, you wanna know something?

Yes, yes.

You really wanna know?

Yes, yes.

Then I won't tell you.

Ah-Ng!

Why?

How come?

You gotta pay.

Pay you?

Pay you? You mean money?

You mean money?

Yes, money.

I guess it's better than...

...getting yelled at by Master Indra...

Ah...

Ng...

Wait here for a second.

What suckers.

Keep it hush, hush...

Keep it hush, hush... ...with Master Indra.

...with Master Indra.

No problem, you guys are pretty bad too, I like that!

Yes!

Money, money!

Uh, where's...

Uh, where's... ...the Sun Goddess?

...the Sun Goddess?

Don't panic, I'll tell you.

What the hell?

You little disrespectful twerp, hand over the Magic Sphere!

We're really sorry!

Don't you have anything else to say?

Shut up, twerp!

I have nothing to say to a demon like you!

You just talk way too much, dude!

It's very rude to run away when somebody's talking!

We didn't get in trouble.

It's our lucky day.

Well it seems...

Well it seems... ...that's it for us.

...that's it for us.

It sure is.

Well then, let's excuse ourselves.

Ah-Ng!

Stop right there!

Yeah right, I'm gonna stop because you tell me to!

It's a dead end, you dirty bastard!

Repent, Gedomaru!

M-Magic Sword...

Silence!

Hey you, let go!

You little bug!

Goddamnit!

Let me go!

So Gedomaru, do you feel like handing over the Magic Sphere now?

Yes I do, so just let me go, okay?

You little demon, can you only lie with that little evil mouth of yours?

You think you're so great, if you kill me you won't get the Magic Sphere.

Are you saying it's somewhere else?

I'll squeeze you until you tell me!

Ouch, ouch, ouch... I'll squeeze you until you tell me!

Ouch, ouch, ouch...

Okay, I give up, I'm gonna give it to you, seriously!

You're still lying!

Here comes my lunch...

My money!

Oh, you got caught?

What a loser.

Shut up!

You better stay out of this, you little Ashura twerp!

Make me!

Absolute Destruction...

Fool!

How about this?

Did it work?

Is this everything the prince of the Ashuras has?

I guess it's only a matter of time before we destroy the Magic World.

Show some dignity before you die.

Now's my chance!

I'm counting on you, Prince!

Go away!

Man...

Huh?

Ouch...

Oh, Rubette! Ouch...

Hey Gokudo!

You better give the Magic Sphere to the Dragon God!

No way!

You want to be an old man again?

I don't care, it's mine!

I'm sick of this!

Magic Sword, appear!

I'll blow you to pieces!

Huh?

W-What the...

What's wrong?

S-Shut up!

Let me get up...

Hey, pervert...

We don't have time for jokes right now!

O-Ouch...

Something's wrong, I have no strength.

What?

Wrinkles...

Like I told you...

Dragon God!

So, it's been a week?

Yes.

Gedomaru, you're aging as we speak.

Come on, give up the Magic Sphere, and we'll be fine!

No way!

I heard you!

So you do have it on you!

Where are you going, I'm here!

Hey, you're not my enemy!

Prince!

Prince!

Oh, hey, don't leave me here.

Give me back the Magic Sphere!

Are you kidding?

Huh?

Give it back!

Never, never!

The treasure belongs to the Hotoke!

For the sake of the universe, I must not hand it over to the Gods!

What?

That's what we should be saying.

Want justice?

Bring it on! Want justice?

Bring it on!

If I only had my true strength...

Prince!

Rubette!

What's wrong, are you giving up?

No, not yet!

Good, come on.

Yeah.

You're not so bad yourself.

Neither are you.

Well, looks like everybody is busy...

Here I go...

I don't think so!

Stop doing that already!

All right!

O-O-Ouch...

Hand over the Magic Sphere!

Master Gokudo!

Look out!

Master Gokudo!

Master!

Don't die on me!

Please, Master Gokudo!

Even Gedomaru has no chance surviving that.

Master!

No!

Gokudo!

Gokudo...

No...

Master was a lying, cheating, sniveling bastard, but...

I loved him, I really did!

Forgive me Rubette, if only I wasn't so incompetent...

Demons!

If you don't want to end up like Gedomaru, hand over the Magic Sphere!

How could you?

I don't care if you are a god!

Djinn, your beard tickles...

Too bad, I'm not dead yet, guys!

What the...

You're still alive!

I was saved by this.

Thank you!

You sneaky little...

It's mine! You sneaky little...

It's mine!

Over my dead body!

I said let it go!

You let go!

No way!

It's mine...

Uh oh, it's broken.

W-W-W-What...

What have you done?

What's that?

Why are they leaving?

It's over, everything is all over now!

Ah?

Ng?

Ah!

Ng!

Isn't that Ah-Ng?

What's going on?

You idiots!

The Magic Sphere is what kept us here.

It was transmitting powers to us from the Heavens!

Without it, neither the Hotoke nor the Gods can stay in this world.

No more Hotoke or Gods, and it's all your fault.

Human desires will overrun this world and make it one big mess!

That's great!

What?

That's what I call paradise!

Y-You idiot!

Oh, with all the powers and forces of Heaven...

S-Sister!

Oh no!

Dragon God!

This is all the Hotoke's fault!

Hey, let go!

Shut up, I'm taking you with me!

Let go!

Hey, nice hairpiece, baldie!

This is it...

The Heavens have forsaken us!

Everyone's flown away...

Oh no, I'm still cursed!

Hey Dragon God, get your butt over here!

O-O-Ouch...

You got what you deserve.

But why are you and the Prince all right?

We're from down below.

I told you, a different world, a different system.

I see.

I can't believe this!

If only I had the Magic Sphere now...

Hey Gramps, you look so sad.

Well, what can you do?

Hey, Gokudo?

Huh?

You're young again!

What?

I'm back!

I guess the spell was broken because the Hotoke and the Gods are gone.

Oh, how boring.

Hey, look everybody, I won!

I beat 'em, I beat 'em!

There's nothing I can't do!

Look at me go!

Yahoo!

What a spaz!

I guess the gods really have all disappeared...

So it seems.

People in this world may have lost their gods, but...

...instead, they gained something called freedom.

Well, I guess it doesn't hurt to have one chaotic place without gods, right?

I don't know if it's good or bad...

Who the hell cares?

It's not for us to decide.

I guess that's true.

To lighten the mood...

...I�ll sing a song!

I'm Rubette, a bright-eyed cutie, beauty of the century...

...who can also sing and dance and kick some butt...

Will you please stop, you're awful!

La la la la!

With the Magic Bow in my hand, traveling the world, I'll aim for your heart!

I'm a super star, Rubette!

Rubette La Lette!

What the hell, why am I Rubette?

The chaotic adventure in Chingensai has just begun!

Where did my body go?