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We ended up asking the Dragon God's sister, Nano, for help.

But, she turned out to be a real spoiled brat.

On top of that, once we learned that the Magic Sphere was in the Inaho capital...

...she decided to come along.

Hey, I don't have time to baby-sit a little pipsqueak like her!

Hut, two, three, four, hut, two, hut, two...

Hut, two, three, four, hut, two, hut, two...

Hut, two, three, four, hut, two, hut, two...

Wow, it's such a beautiful day.

Well, of course.

That's because the Sun Goddess, Lady Nano is in such a great mood.

I see.

Ah, I love this!

You're a very good horsy, and comfy too.

Me, horsy!

Good horsy.

Hey, Pegasus!

I told you we're in a hurry!

If you keep horsing around, we're never gonna get to the capital!

Okay, me, no more horsy.

No, no, no, I like the horsy game!

I want my horsy!

You really are a brat!

Look, I only have a week before I turn back into an old fart.

How many days do you think it's been since we left the Ryugu Castle?

Idiot, I couldn't care less what happens to Gedomaru.

You little...

I could suddenly become old and die on the way!

This is it...

I don't think we'll get rid of you so easily.

Well, if you become an old man again...

...I�ll give you a piggyback ride, Grandpa.

You think it's funny, huh?

You b...

That brat!

It's best we let her sleep, so we can travel faster and quieter, right?

Let's go.

This forest is kinda creepy, don't you think?

Yes, it is...

What's the matter?

Something's there.

Hey!

What the hell is your problem, are you trying to kill me?

W-What the hell...

Giant Sand Spiders, watch out, they're poisonous!

Me, fight.

I'll take care of Lady Nano...

You ugly monsters!

Magic Sword, appear!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

The Sand Spider's venom will burn you! Ouch, ouch, ouch!

The Sand Spider's venom will burn you!

I can't move...

Gokudo!

Damn...

You guys are getting on my nerves!

Right on, Gokudo!

Rubette, I have the antidote.

Me, burned!

Ouch!

Okay, okay, give me a second.

Are you finished getting rid of the bugs?

Good work.

Who the hell do you think you are?

It's not my job to fight monsters.

That's your job.

What's your job then, is it...

..."Hut, two, three, four", huh?

Gimme a break, you little brat!

You disrespectful low-life, I am a goddess!

Goddess, shmoddess, you're just a brat who deserves a good spanking!

Here, spank, spank, spank!

M-Master...

I'm gonna cry.

I'm gonna cry!

Cry then, come on, now!

Gedomaru, I don't think it's a good idea to make Lady Nano cry...

Shut up, this is how you raise a brat...

You think crying is gonna make it all better, huh?

There, there, I understand you're upset but please stop crying.

But Gedomaru is being mean to me...

Yes, yes, Gedomaru is a bad man.

Hey Nihi, will you give me something if I stop crying?

Certainly, whatever you desire.

I want the...

...Magic Sphere.

That's a different story!

Well, it was worth a shot.

Gokudo, what the heck happened to your hair?

Gokudo, hair weird.

Serves you right, Gedomaru!

Damn you, I'll get you back...

What is going on?

Some strange sea creature is stuck in the nets!

Hey!

Ho!

What is it?

Please let me go!

Your raven hair, your beautiful eyes... Please let me go!

You're like a work of art!

P-Prince...

Would you like to see the ocean at dawn with me?

Hey, no poking!

Rubette!

What the hell...

Prince...

Hi, how are you all doing?

They're friends with this monster!

What on earth happened to you?

Oh, I ran away from Princess Oto...

Anyway, she decided to change me so I was more her type...

That sounds like Princess Oto...

You're such a loser.

But why are you here?

Sweet Rubette, isn't it obvious?

I came looking for you.

Nihi, please help the prince.

There's no way we can travel with him like this.

But he ran away from the Ryugu Castle, right?

That means he's a fugitive...

You got to help him.

What do you think, Lady Nano...

Huh?

Lady Nano?

Stop poking me!

Lady Nano!

I say turn him back into what he was.

But he betrayed Princess Oto...

Maybe so, but from the way that demon girl is acting, he must be important.

All right.

I guess I'll have to turn him back with the magic of the Dragon Gods.

There!

Oh my, he's a human!

What a relief!

Oh no!

Prince!

You pervert!

Oh, jeez!

Prince, for the time being...

Ha-ha, what a sight!

Me, saw...

What the hell?

You freaks, leave our village now!

What did we do?

Strange things have been happening in this village lately.

We've had enough!

What strange things?

Before this fish man, there was a fox with a strange ball in its mouth!

What, a strange ball?

Could that be the Magic Sphere?

Do you know where the fox went?

To the Fox Shrine at the foot of the mountains!

Don't be stupid, you don't want to get involved in this.

Let's go!

A fox with a strange ball...

So we just have to catch that little furry critter, huh?

So, this is the Fox Shrine.

It's so run down...

What a bummer.

There's no fox or Magic Sphere!

Something must've happened to White Fox...

What about the Magic Sphere?

Whoever did this...

...must've taken it.

I have a hunch about who did this.

Look at those giant footprints.

That could only be from the Hotoke, there's no doubt.

Lady Nano...

Hear that, Djinn?

Hush, Prince!

Hey Prince, do you know something?

M-Master!

There's no need to hide.

The moment I saw you, I already knew you were from the Magic World.

Well then, we can be open about using magic now, right?

Rubette, what do you think?

You like?

Oh, dear.

But it's against the rules for people from the Magic World to come to Inaho...

If the Hotoke found out about this, there would be an uproar.

Well, we didn't come here to cause any trouble...

What's so special about the Hotoke?

Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Djinn, explain it to her, so she'll understand.

All right.

Let's see...

Djinn the babe's information center!

How did those of us from the Magic World become so divided from the Hotoke?

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess...

...and one romance started all of this.

Aw, what kind of romance?

The princess was a Rasetsu from the Magic World.

She was exquisitely beautiful.

One day, she fell in love with a young man from the Ashura family.

But then a young man from the Hotoke family also fell in love with her.

And her innocent heart was torn between the two men.

Oh, I understand.

It's a crime to be born beautiful...

And that princess is, of course...

...none other than our Master!

Damn it, it's her again!

Why won't she leave us alone?

Stop blushing, it's gross!

Don't talk about Mommy like that!

And she finally decided to marry the young man from the Ashura family.

That's my Daddy.

In short, the rejected fellow still bears a grudge for being dumped by our Master...

End of story.

The end!

So if the Hotoke people find out that you're here, it'll cause a war!

Well, I am the prince of the Magic World, so I'll show them my greatness!

Oh, sure.

That's right, show them what you're made of!

Let's defeat the Hotoke and take back the Magic Sphere from them!

Yeah!

Wait a second...

You two aren't trying to use us to get back at them or anything, are you?

Yeah, you know that you can't defeat the Hotoke on your own...

...so you're trying to get us to fight for you.

Sneaky!

Sneaky, very sneaky!

Um, it's not like we planned it...

Who cares about that?

Focus on the Magic Sphere!

It's always about you, you, you.

Look who's talking.

What do you mean?

Oh no, the Hotoke?

It's not my fault!

Whoa, what a hot babe!

She's so graceful!

Long time no see, White Fox.

What have we here, a little conspiracy?

So you're the Fox God.

Where's the Magic Sphere?

What are you talking about?

Stop acting dumb, we know you stole it!

You think you can defeat me with that arrow, Miss?

Prince, Gokudo, are you ready?

Yeah!

Hey gorgeous, let's get together sometime.

My lady, the word "foxy" must've come from you.

What do you think you're doing?

What about you?

What are you two perverts doing?

It's no use, she doesn't have a solid body.

We can't lay a hand on her.

What?

You're still as sharp as a tack, Sun Goddess.

Yes, this is my ghost body.

It wasn't easy flying all the way here.

The Magic Sphere is...

White Fox, is it with the Hotoke?

Well, where is it?

In the capital of Inaho...

So, it is the Hotoke's doing...

White Fox is being held captive with the Magic Sphere there!

Let's save the foxy lady along with the Magic Sphere!

I'll save her!

No, I'm going to save her!

Whatever!

What's wrong?

Well, something's bothering me...

What is it?

I hope this isn't a Hotoke trap...

Thanks.

There's a huge ruckus at the capital.

One of the two princes is gravely ill.

The royal court is desperate to save him.

Prince Hanayo and Prince Tsukiha...

The ill one is Prince Tsukiha, but this is some strange illness...

Is it incurable?

He's been possessed by a fox spirit!

A fox?

Must be White Fox...

We must see Prince Tsukiha right away.

But I don't think we can get to meet him that easily.

I have an idea, a great idea...

Would you like to hear it?

Me, want hear!

Stop showing off and spill it!

If the royal court wants to cure the prince...

Well...

Hi, Rubette, I'll be your doctor.

Take off your shirt.

Perv! Take off your shirt.

Perv!

This is no time to play around!

You've got it wrong.

You see, I can heal any kind of illness instantly...

I see, you're going to disguise yourself as a super doctor with magic!

Oh...

The patient has to undress first.

Let's play doctor!

That's enough, you two! Let's play doctor!

That's enough, you two!

Hey, cut it out!

Look at that sky.

W-Who are you guys?

My name is Ah!

My name is Ng!

Together we are Ah-Ng!

Ah?

Ng?

What's wrong with these guys?

They are even breathing in unison...

Yes we are, young lady.

That's one of our finer qualities.

Let us show you something fun...

I'm Ah!

I'm Ng!

Together we are Ah-Ng!

What's the most important thing...

Uh-huh.

...as the Hotoke's servants?

Yes, the most important thing is...

...is harmony.

Exactly.

Inhale, then?

Exhale.

If you hit it?

If you hit it? It shakes.

It shakes.

If you call it?

If you call it? It answers.

It answers.

And she sells...

And she sells... ...she smells by the seesaw.

...she smells by the seesaw.

You can't say it at all! ...she smells by the seesaw.

You can't say it at all!

Ah-Ng!

Are they really the Hotoke?

They seem kinda stupid.

No, no.

These comedians are not the masterminds.

The real enemy is their leader, the Indra God!

How dare you speak so lightly of...

...our master, Indra!

How dare you, how dare you!

Shut up!

Who asked you for sucky jokes?

Just cough up the Magic Sphere, you losers!

I remember, we did have the Magic Sphere.

But we don't have it anymore.

Stop lying!

Too bad, we sold it.

Yeah, we sold it...

...like Hotoke!

Very clever, tell me another one!

Some like it Hotoke!

Ah-Ng!

You, funny, very funny!

No, they ain't!

You guys suck big time.

Magic Sword, appear!

We are the ones...

...who think you suck!

Ah!

Ng!

So this is the best the Hotoke can do?

I'm shaking.

Bastards!

Shinken shirahadori!

Nice try, though.

Ouch!

Damn you...

Lady Nano!

You've crossed the line, attacking a goddess...

Huh, are you Nano?

Oh no?

Another good one!

So funny, so funny!

No, it ain't!

You guys suck!

Shut up, we had no interest in fighting you from the beginning!

All we want is Nano!

Using the Magic World people to take the Magic Sphere back...

...you're the most detestable goddess of all.

It's none of the Hotoke's business!

Are you disgracing the god, Indra?

Meditate on that in hell!

Meditating isn't my style.

Prince!

My Ashura blood is on fire!

Ready, set!

Go!

W-What the...

The Thousand-armed Kannon Dance!

My arms are getting tired!

Oh, my eyes...

I feel dizzy...

I have an idea, let's play doctor!

I'll examine you from head to toe...

Oh right, we gotta get the Magic Sphere!

I'm still gonna rule by the end of the century!

Oh yeah.