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It's good to be young again!

But only for a week, unless I find the Magic Sphere for the Dragon God.

If I don't, I'll be an old man again!

We had no time to waste, but then Princess Oto showed up.

Well, what can I say about her...

Yikes!

Holy...

Hey, you stud, I'm so jealous.

Princess, why don't you come closer.

Yes, Father.

You're always so beautiful.

Oh Father!

Did you see that, the turtle's blushing...

Your sweet turtle.

There is a young man from a foreign land who is dying to meet you.

Which one would that be?

Gokudo, we better get going!

I thought you would go for any type.

I-I am just not into turtles!

Oh, don't be shy.

Young humans are so innocent.

What do you think, Princess, isn't he quite handsome?

Oh Father, I'm so embarrassed!

Hey, hey!

Young man, the Princess dropped her fan, why don't you pick it up for her?

No!

Whoa!

Oh, you're naughty...

Aw, he's so shy and cute!

Ouch!

I-I can't breathe, let me go!

Let me go!

U-Unfortunately your father has just asked us to go find the Magic Sphere.

Oh, did he?

Uh, um, well, yes...

No!

Father, how could you?

You don't love me!

D-D-Don't cry Princess.

Oh boy, I guess I don't have a choice...

Young man, you stay here with us.

No!

Oh, Father!

Well, if it is an order from the Dragon God, we have no choice.

You traitor!

But if we find the Magic Sphere, you must give us back this young man.

I don't think that will be a problem.

The princess gets bored very easily.

Oh, Father, not this time.

I'd like to marry this man.

M-Marry me?

Till death do us part...

N-No way!

Darling!

Catch me with your big strong arms!

Darling, will you be super sweet to me?

I won't let you sleep tonight!

Hey, Djinn, Gokudo, help!

Rubette, Pegasus, Mommy!

I'm counting on you!

Whatever.

Hey, what the hell are we supposed to do in the middle of nowhere?

Someone is meeting us here soon.

Here he comes.

Who's that kid?

Is that magic?

Hi, you must be the traveling bunch?

I'm Nihi, a priest from the Hanishi, who worship the Dragon God.

Nice to meet you!

Nihishi hashini hahi?

I'm Nihi, a priest!

You don't know what a priest does?

Don't they teach anything in school?

Listen...

Priests can receive messages from the Gods and have supernatural powers.

So we're kind of important and...

Are you listening?

Okay, I get it, just take us where we have to go!

Then, get off those turtles and hop over here.

Excuse me, but not all of us are blessed with supernatural powers like you.

You think I'm floating on water?

You're not?

Look...

Something's there!

Of course there is, how could I be walking on water?

We're going to ride on this dragon.

Then why didn't you say so from the beginning?

Uh oh, we better hurry.

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

The Sun Goddess is in a bad mood.

Let's get to the Fire Land before a storm comes.

How do you know that the Sun Goddess is in a bad mood?

Once the Sun Goddess is in a bad mood...

...it keeps raining for days, sometimes weeks.

What a selfish goddess.

You'll understand once you meet her.

Hold on tight!

All right, we have to walk from here.

What, can't we take a break?

No, no, we can't waste time.

How far do we have to walk?

We're almost there.

You said that ten minutes ago.

Oh boy...

Stop!

Who are you?

Hi, working hard, huh?

I'm a priest of the Hanishi.

Our Dragon God is the younger brother of your Sun Goddess...

...so I guess we're all related.

Right, brothers?

Well, that's true, the Higashi and Hanishi are related...

...but why are you here to visit us unannounced?

Well, brothers...

...there's been an emergency and we have to meet with the Sun Goddess.

With Lady Nano?

Lady Nano is in a really bad mood right now...

Well, we'll let her know of your intentions...

Come with us.

Please, wait here.

Wow, a nice house.

Hey, Gokudo!

He's never gonna learn...

Lady Nano, Lady Nano!

Lady Nano is mad again!

What in the world is going on?

Lady Nano has gone outside, close all the exits!

Well...

Lady Nano is in a very bad mood...

...I think you should take a rest here tonight.

Hey, we don't have time to take a rest!

Oh boy...

We don't have a choice.

It's morning?

What, it's still night...

It's still dark...

I feel like I slept for a long time...

It's still dark...

What time is it?

That's strange, it's past noon.

Oh no, this couldn't have happened at a worse time...

Wake up already!

What are you doing!

Wake up, or your brains are going to turn into pudding!

Come on, it's still dark!

It's really past noon.

Your watch is busted then!

Hey, lady!

What time is it?

W-Well, uh...

I think it's going to be dark for a few days...

What?

What's going on?

Well, um...

Lady Nano lost her temper and locked herself up in the Rock of Heaven.

Who is Rock?

It's not someone's name.

It's a cave where the Sun Goddess locks herself up when she gets upset.

Oh, I see, so that means it'll be dark till she comes out.

What are you talking about?

I have to meet the Sun Goddess now!

Drag her out of her little cave!

Well...

But once she's in there, it'll be a while...

All right, then, I'll bust the cave open!

Bust it open, me bust it open!

Lady Nano, please!

Please come out, Lady Nano.

Our crops will die.

Hey, is this where the Sun Goddess is?

Oh, hello again, we're sorry about this, but...

He's gonna bust this cave open, so you better get out of the way.

Me strong, me bust open!

Thanks for your support but...

...I think it's impossible, even if he's really strong...

Hey, don't compare him to some ordinary guy.

He's really a horse...

H-He really likes horseradish, right?

What are you doing, I can't breathe!

Oh, is it time for breakfast?

No, those are offerings for Lady Nano!

Don't worry about it.

Pegasus, show them what you've got!

No, me have nothing!

I mean, move the rock.

Okay, me try hard!

Bring out more food, this isn't enough!

It'd be nice to have some fruit as well!

You two, don't you think you're being a little rude?

Oh, Sake!

Hey lady, three more bottles, please!

Djinn, I think you've had enough.

What are you saying, you think I'm drunk?

You reek!

Pegasus, what's taking you so long?

All right, I'm gonna cheer for Pegasus.

Go, go, Pegasus!

You can do it, Pegasus!

Oh, look at Djinn.

Hey, that's...

What?

A Laughing Apple...

...to cheer up the Sun Goddess.

Hey, Rubette, you're in a good mood, aren't you?

Cut loose!

Okay!

Rubette is gonna sing a song!

Bright red apples are red, red, red!

A monkey's butt is red, red, red!

Red, red, red, red, red!

What the... Red, red, red, red, red!

My heart is also red, red, red!

My bank account is in the red, red, red!

Red, red...

Stop it, you suck!

I'm not done!

Red, red, red, red, red...

Go, go, Pegasus!

No open...

Me feel bad...

You should be ashamed, Pegasus!

All right, I'll open it!

Gokudo's butt is also red, red, red!

Go, go, Gokudo!

Gokudo, Gokudo, Goku...

It stinks!

Can't breathe... It stinks!

Smells bad...

Pegasus, come on!

The door, the door is opening!

Oh, the sun!

It stinks!

What?

Huh?

Who's this little twerp?

Are you the one who cut that stinker?

Yeah, got a problem with that?

What the heck did you eat to get such stinky gas?

What did you say, twerp?

Is this little one the Dragon God's sister?

She's so cute!

How rude!

Were you the one singing so horribly?

Hey, that's not a nice thing to say!

Tone deaf girl, my ears were about to fall off!

What?

Hey, let go of me!

Hey, let me go!

Hey, you stinker, what is your name?

I am Gokudo.

Gokudo Yucott Kikansky!

That's a weird name.

What?

Call yourself Gedomaru from now on.

Hey, you can't change my name like that!

I am a goddess, if I say that your name is Gedomaru, then you are Gedomaru!

You're a very selfish goddess, aren't you?

Hey, drunk girl.

Yes?

You're not really human, am I correct?

What?

What could you be talking about?

Don't play dumb!

Only the Holy Spirits and Magic Gods who serve...

...the Hotoke have names like yours.

What are the Hotoke?

Hotoke?

They're foreign gods from across the sea.

Now they are worshipped as guardian deities in Inaho.

Before the Hotoke arrived, Inaho belonged to us...

...but now it mainly belongs to the Hotoke.

We of the Higashi tribe and the Dragon God's Hanishi tribe...

...escaped to south Inaho.

What a sad story...

So basically, you all fled with your tails between your legs.

What a wimpy goddess!

You vulgar man, shut up!

I could smash you like a stinkbug and eat you for breakfast!

Too bad, I already ate a stinkbug for breakfast!

Magic Sword, appear!

W-What?

Is it a demon or an evil spell?

So, you have a magical sword, Gedomaru.

I'm not Gedomaru!

I'm not impressed by your stupid sword at all.

A magic sword from some foreign land isn't gonna scare me!

You twerp, you really want me to slice you up, huh?

They said that the Magic Sphere is in the capitol of Inaho.

You know bird language?

It's because of my ring.

Lady Nano, thank you for investigating.

The Dragon God will be elated.

Oh, it's Nihi, you're impolite as usual.

Tell the Dragon God that a brother like him is really a pain in the neck.

He was telling me that you are the pain in the neck.

Shut up!

If I had the Magic Sphere, it would have never been stolen in the first place!

What do you have to say about that?

That's why I'm with them, as a representative of the Dragon God.

Don't worry, we will get back the Magic Sphere.

Hey guys, don't ignore me!

How amusing...

You guys are amusing demons.

I like you.

Everybody, listen up!

I am going with these demons to retrieve the Magic Sphere!

W-Wait a second!

Why do you have to come along, Lady Nano?

Yeah, you're just going to slow us down!

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

If I say I'm going, I am going!

I am going!

Ouch!

The mysterious destiny of the Hotoke and Magic Gods is...

I just wanted to be dramatic!

This argument over the Magic Sphere is gonna be trouble.

Huh, what's up with this couple of comedians?