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Damn it, I'm never going to trust women ever again!

Princess Coco and Issa tricked me and tried to sacrifice me to the Goddess.

And the mysterious White Knight on the Unicorn turned out to be Rubette.

I don't understand women at all!

Ouch, hey, stop it!

Damn Rubette!

Hey, hey, hey!

Stop flailing around!

Just take me to the treasure!

Yee-haw!

That's the spirit!

Well, this is nice.

Stupid bat.

What the...

Is that the Holy Relic?

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

What do you think you're doing?

Crap!

Ouch...

Master Gokudo!

How do you know my name?

Hello, it's me.

I don't really hang out with dragons...

Oh, that's right...

Djinn, it's you!

Hello, it's been a while.

What a surprise, running into you in a place like this.

To hell with surprises, you set me on fire!

Force of habit, it's my job.

Your job?

Hey, that answering machine of yours really got me into trouble.

Oh, I'm sorry about that.

So, what are you doing here?

It's my part-time job, I'm a security guard.

Huh?

The Parmettian Empire has a pretty good relationship with the Magic World.

We've been renting out our dragons to protect this Holy Relic.

But this year we don't have any dragons available, so...

...l'm the dragon this year.

What do you think?

Stop showing off!

Oh, sorry.

By the way, why are you here?

Don't tell me you're in the race to be the King.

So what if I am?

What?

I just thought that you and Rubette had a thing going...

Don't even imagine me together with that shrew!

Who are you calling a shrew?

Hey, it's you!

Rubette!

Hey, Djinn!

I've missed you!

Me too!

Rubette, what are you doing here?

Why did you ditch me back there?

Did I, really?

Stop joking around!

I just went to look for a way out.

Mr. Unicorn told me that the only exit was in this sanctuary.

You left me knowing that I didn't have any weapons!

Oh yeah, why didn't you use your Magic Sword earlier?

It doesn't work in here.

We've found out where the Magic Sword is...

You know where it is?

Of course we do!

Don't we?

Yup.

Cool it, you snobby horse!

Tell me now!

Stop it, Gokudo.

I heard that the Magic Sword is kept with all other treasures in the sanctuary.

Really?

That's good, Djinn, take me there.

But, you better be careful.

Now people here believe that you and the Magic King...

...are plotting to take over this empire.

What are you talking about?

We overheard the tomb workers talking.

"The owner of the Magic Sword is up to something."

"He must be the evil one...

...who sealed up the Goddess and trying to take over this empire."

"He's overthrown the King of Eshallatto and now..."

Gokudo, they were talking about you!

No way!

Don't get mad at me.

Damn it!

How did I wind up being the bad guy?

I wonder who sealed up the Goddess...

I don't care, I gotta get the Magic Sword back first!

If I had my sword, I'd find out who locked away the Goddess.

You're going to find out?

You?

Yeah, when I get my sword back, I'll kick some bad-guy butt...

Oh dear, did you hear that?

Oh yes, I sure did.

Oh please, he's talking like he's fighting for justice something...

Like he cares...

I'm sure all he's thinking about is the treasure.

I bet if he gets his sword back, he's going to steal a few treasures along with it.

Yeah, no kidding.

Who the hell are you?

Anyway, I will play no part in this evil scheme of yours.

You just shut up and take me to the treasure!

But I can't leave my post...

How about Mr. Unicorn?

He's strong and trustworthy.

He's no dragon, but he's still a genuine monster from the Magic World.

He'll be perfect for this job!

Well then!

You guard the Holy Relic, okay?

Let's get going already, Djinn.

Please, come this way.

Don't you think that unicorn guy was acting a little strange?

He's probably afraid of getting punished.

Unicorns are strictly prohibited from visiting the Human World.

I didn't know, please Djinn, don't rat him out.

He's been protecting me.

Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

Oh good.

Are we there yet?

We're almost there.

Mago kerahi no kusoku yao!

W-What the...

This is the Royal Vault, it is off limits.

What?

U-Um, I know I look like this now, but...

...l'm really the dragon that guards the Holy Relic.

I'm one of you guys.

It's not you. I'm one of you guys.

It's the adventurer.

What the hell?

You are Gokudo, are you not?

I know you and the Magic King are plotting to take over the Parmettian Empire.

It's just a big misunderstanding...

I'm glad to see you again, Gokudo.

Princess Coco?

Did you really think you could kill my fianc� and get away with it?

You're wanted all over the empire.

Look...

Oh yeah, that's him!

Master, is it true that you killed this woman's fianc�?

Djinn, look, it's a long story and...

Give it up, Gokudo!

I will avenge my dear Issa!

Gokudo, prepare to die!

Get him!

Yeah!

See ya!

Stop there!

And I'm supposed to listen to you?

W-W-What's this?

H-Hey...

I won't let you get away!

This is for you, Issa...

I'll send you to...

...hell!

Do not interfere!

Hold on a second.

Master, what's going on?

Under certain circumstances, I won't be on your side.

That man sold my fianc�'s soul to a devil...

...so that he could solve the Sphinx's riddle!

How about you, you tried to turn me into a human sacrifice!

That's true, you're the one who tricked Gokudo in the first place.

You got what you deserved.

What did you say?

Aren't you ashamed of how you flirted and acted seductive to trick Gokudo?

Taking an advantage of someone as dumb as Gokudo, that's so low!

Hey Rubette, who are you calling dumb?

You, idiot!

It's all your fault anyway, for falling for a skank like her!

Skank?

Hey, you just called me an idiot!

Yeah, so what?

Don't you dare ignore me!

Shut up, I'm talking now! Don't you dare ignore me!

Hey, shut it!

You jerks!

Enough!

Let me be the intermediary in this affair.

First, Mr. Gokudo, give me the name of this devil you had a deal with!

Um, what was his name?

Don't joke around!

You were calling him Ikkyu.

Ikkyu?

The black sheep of the Magic World and the worst punk of the Human World...

Okay, let's call Ikkyu!

Ikkyu, come out!

Yes!

What's up?

If you're in need of some wit...

...call somebody else!

Give it up, and have a seat.

All right...

Hey buddy, are you always in trouble with Djinn too?

Shut up!

Seems like you stole Issa's soul in a very crooked way.

Of course not.

It was a legitimate exchange.

Stop lying!

It's strictly prohibited to take somebody's soul without his permission.

We, the creatures of the Magic World, are blessed with many powers...

Oh no, not again...

Ikkyu, just give Issa back his soul.

Nope.

Ikkyu!

If the Magic King finds out about this, do you know what he will do to you?

On behalf of the Magic King, I command you to return Issa's soul this instant!

Man, I can't believe this.

Issa!

Bring Issa's body here!

Issa, now hurry!

Issa...

Issa!

Princess Coco.

Oh, everyone's here.

Oh Issa!

You're resurrected!

Resurrected?

Was I dead?

Yes, you were tricked by Gokudo and Ikkyu and got your soul taken away.

Oh, so instead of tricking Gokudo, I was tricked by him?

How embarrassing.

What's so funny, you wanna return to the other world?

Stop it, he just came back to life.

Anyway, Issa and Princess Coco will lose their rights to the royal title now.

I should think so, how could this doofus be the King anyway?

Well, there's already one doofus king in this room.

Who are you talking about?

You, doofus!

Why does everyone make fun of Issa?

He may not be gifted in magic or courageous...

...but that doesn't mean he isn't fit to be the King.

What do any of you know about Issa?

We aren't making fun of him.

The real issue is, will Issa be happy as the King?

He's right, Princess Coco.

I've always felt bad that I wasn't gifted in magic.

But there are lots of people who live happily without magic...

...like Gokudo and Rubette.

I once had a dream of becoming the King, but I realize that it isn't for me.

I just want to keep doing research on monsters.

Issa...

Princess Coco, will you still love me even if I don't become the King?

Of course I will.

It's my fault that you got into this whole mess...

I'm sorry!

It's okay, Princess Coco.

Issa!

Princess Coco! Issa!

Aw, I just love a happy ending.

Isn't that nice, Master...

Hey, wait!

I'll wait if you just give me your you-know-what...

You evil...

Is it over?

Oh, you hopeless bunch...

Well, I've settled one matter!

Stop doing that!

Don't forget the Magic Sword, I want my sword back!

Please, do take it.

Whoa!

Wow!

You can only take the Magic Sword, remember?

I know!

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, I finally got you back!

My precious, did you miss me too, huh?

Will you please hurry up?

It was great to see all these shiny treasures...

Well, thank you for waiting.

Oh boy, just as I thought...

Yes, sir. Oh boy, just as I thought...

H-Hey, stop it!

What do you think you're doing, hey!

Is this all?

Damn it, how could there be more?

Well, just asking.

Right on, Gokudo!

Hush, idiot, Djinn is gonna hear us!

Ikkyu, don't those sleeves look a little heavy?

Ta-da!

What do you have in there?

I'm not sure, but since it has a seal, this box must be magical...

You can thank me later, now hand it over!

No way.

What about you, Missie?

Were you wearing that ring before?

Oh, well, this is...

Hand it over.

N-No!

What's the matter?

Oh, nothing.

Oh, by the way...

...what happened to the race to be the King of the Parmettian Empire thing?

It's been on my mind too.

Princess Keruna's candidate, Ya Sager, has dropped out...

...and so has Princess Coco's, then...

...the only one left is Princess Elma's candidate.

Rubette, aren't you Princess Elma's candidate?

Of course not, I'm a woman.

But the Magic Mirror showed you on the Unicorn.

I bet you were tricked again.

But the Magic Mirror doesn't lie.

What's so funny?

Because you guys are so stupid!

Stupid?

That's right, the Magic Mirror showed you and the Unicorn.

If you aren't the candidate, then...

Mr. Unicorn is the candidate?

T-The horse is the fianc�?

Well, he's not a horse, but not really a human either.

If he's not a human...

...then he's gotta be a horse.

Don't you have any imagination?

Ikkyu, you know something, don't you?

I heard a little rumor in the Magic World.

That Niari went out to visit the Human World behind the Queen's back...

So you're telling me that the Unicorn is Prince Niari?

Oh no!

Hey, Djinn wait, what's going on?

Who's Niari?

He's the young prince of the Magic World.

The only son of the Magic King and Queen.

G-Granny's son?

Yeah, but he's such a rake.

He's a liar and a player.

He's a lot like you, actually.

The Gokudo of the Magic World?

What does that mean?

Where did Mr. Unicorn, I mean Prince Niari go?

He's disappeared along with the Holy Relic.

What is up with this guy?

He's a flashy, foppish, self-centered egoist, showing up in a blizzard of roses.

He stands out a lot more than I do.

It's our final chapter in the Parmettian Empire!