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The desert's a nice place, you should come and check it out.

Anyway, the race to become king of Parmette is getting exciting!

Actually, not at all.

This race keeps getting weirder...

Those silly hybrid monsters are just a big joke for my Magic Sword.

So, I thought I'd ask Princess Coco what the hell is going on.

What are you talking about, Darling?

What weird stuff?

Forget the weird stuff...

Calling me out in the middle of the night...

Naughty boy!

Princess Coco, what's going on in the desert?

Oh, that's right.

The Star of Dawn knows the answer!

And the "Star of Dawn"...

...is the Daybreak Star on your forehead!

Well, it is called a daybreak star, but...

I have yet to see a single real monster since I've started this race...

Princess Coco, if you know something, please tell us!

Don't try to change the subject again!

Gokudo, you must not use violence.

Get out of my face.

Issa!

Ouch...

All right, I'll tell you.

Princess Coco...

There are things that are better left unknown...

...in life.

Stop being so dramatic and just tell us the truth!

The Parmettian Empire is going through a terrible crisis.

The magic energy that's been protecting the empire is rapidly disappearing.

What?

It started from this desert.

All the monsters just disappeared one night.

What's wrong with that?

If the monsters are gone, you can live in peace, right?

No, those monsters are valuable tourist attractions for the Parmettian Empire.

This is the only place where you can find natural monsters in the world.

Our economy depends on these monsters.

After the monsters disappeared, those strange hybrid monsters showed up.

We tried to turn those monsters back to normal...

...but we just ended up making more of them.

Some strange mischievous magic is...

...trying to take over this empire.

How about the Goddess?

We can't find her.

Some unknown entity has put a very powerful curse on her.

Princess...

I haven't heard anything about it.

The fate of this empire is at risk...

We couldn't tell that to anybody, not even to a Royal Wizard like you.

My father decided to go on with the race, so that people wouldn't worry.

I see...

So it was all a part of his propaganda...

I'm sorry, Ya Sager.

We had to do this for the empire.

Princess Coco...

Huh, big deal.

Do you have any plans to solve this crisis?

Princess Coco...

I might not be of much help, but I'll do anything to save the empire.

Princess Coco, what's the matter?

Gokudo...

What do you want?

You're the only one who can save the Parmettian Empire.

Huh?

The Royal Prophet has told us that a traveler from a foreign land...

...could break the curse on the Goddess.

Another prophecy?

You defeated the Magic King in the Eshallatto Empire.

With that power, you can help us save the Goddess!

You're kidding, you tricked me.

Drop dead.

You'll be given great magic powers by the Goddess herself.

And saving the Goddess means that this empire will be yours!

I don't want this shabby empire.

See ya.

Wait!

I hearby drop out of the race.

Gokudo, I place the future of this empire in your hands.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Princess Coco, I devote myself to the Parmettian Empire.

This is a crucial time, please call for me if you ever need my help.

I'll be there in no time.

Ya Sager...

Let's go, Pegasus!

Ya Sager...

Well, I guess I'll be on my way too...

Gokudo, where are you going?

That's none of your business.

Don't you want magic powers?

Anything you want will be yours.

Gimme a break.

Magic powers, my butt.

Sounds like you can't do anything without the Goddess...

You guys are too needy.

Don't be so mean and please help us!

We need your help, Gokudo!

I'm begging you!

"I'm begging you"?

Then I'm begging you too, to stop begging me, you idiot!

Gokudo...

I-I misjudged you!

What do you mean by that?

Issa, no!

Fireball! Issa, no!

Fireball!

M-Magic Sword, appear!

I hope you know what you're doing.

Oh, I'm sorry, please forgive me!

Hey you, wizard!

Y-Yes...

My face is my selling point...

What are you doing, throwing a fireball at my face?

L-I-I-I didn't...

I didn't mean to...

Sphinx, it's a misunderstanding!

Silence!

How dare you foolish humans insult this Sphinx, servant of God!

Oh no, scary music...

Please, forgive him!

Never!

Just in time!

Here's the Moon Drop!

Wow, dude!

Pretty nifty, eh?

This is the real stuff, 100% pure Moon Drop.

Take a look.

Is this the Moon Drop?

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you...

The Moon Drop can only be stored in that special vial.

What?

If you open it, it'll turn into plain water.

If I can't open it, how am I supposed to check if it's real?

I can guarantee it's real!

You can guarantee it?

Don't make me laugh, I bet it's just water inside it.

A lady gets skeptical as she gets older, eh?

What?

Okay then, I order you to bring me proof that this is really the Moon Drop.

Oh no, a Sphinx can only ask one riddle!

That's the rule.

Too bad...

You should've asked me before, I would've brought you the proof.

Oh, that's a good one!

Oh, please.

You are pretty bad, aren't you?

Not as bad as you, Gokudo.

All right, enough!

I grant you permission to enter the tomb!

Oh my...

Y-Y-You are...

Where are we?

We're inside the Royal Tomb.

Ouch...

It's all your fault, Ikkyu.

I didn't wanna get involved in this.

Hey, don't forget the deal, I helped you solved the riddle.

Stop being so greedy.

Just take it whenever you want...

Ouch...

Who are you?

Where are we?

I'm hungry.

H-Hey, where are we?

I don't know.

Hey Ikkyu, what happened to Princess Coco and Issa?

How should I know?

Oh man, something smells good, I'm getting hungry.

Let's go!

Hey, help me out too!

Don't be so hasty.

Hey, gimme some of that.

Oh, crap...

Eight gold coins...

You owe me eight gold coins!

Hey, I know that voice, but it can't be...

Dumpling King, I thought you were dead.

Well, I was hospitalized for two weeks because of you!

My flying broom ran out of magic and I fell into this tomb...

...then these mummies saved me.

You should've just become a mummy...

This is tasty.

Delicious.

Hey Ikkyu, that's not fair.

This is truly amazing.

You're a great chef.

I've been doing this for over thirty years.

Hey, Dumpling King, gimme some, please.

I'm gonna starve to death.

I guess I should let you enjoy your last meal...

Last meal?

Isn't that delicious?

By the way, how did you get ingredients in a place like this?

There are plenty of ingredients.

How do you like the fresh zombie meat?

Zombie?

No wonder, I can totally taste the difference.

You can't get this flavor just anywhere.

Y-You are sick.

This is Issa, isn't it?

Princess Coco?

Did you enjoy your last meal?

What are you talking about?

Darling, please explain to him.

Hey there, Gokudo.

Issa, you're still alive?

Hey, weren't you calling Gokudo "Darling" earlier?

Oh please, Issa is the only Darling in the universe.

I hope you don't mind, Gokudo.

Issa, I'll kill you...

I told Princess Coco that it was wrong to mislead people but...

...she just wouldn't listen.

I don't know how to thank you, Gokudo.

Now the Parmettian Empire will be saved in exchange for your life.

What?

Ikkyu, hurry up and untie me!

Sure, but now you know what it means to ask a devil for a favor, don't you?

You evil...

Well, I'm a devil.

"Sacrifice a hero from a foreign land to the Goddess...

...then the Parmettian Empire will be saved."

That's the real prophecy.

So, we just need to sacrifice you.

Well, that's the story.

Issa, you knew it all along!

Gokudo, we owe it all to you for getting us here safely.

All we need now is your life.

I'll make delicious dumplings with your corpse.

What?

Princess Coco and I share the same interest...

...and also I was able to open up this restaurant with her magic.

Come on, Gokudo.

We'll all be happy if you just d-i-e.

You damn bastards, I'll slice you up...

Don't get so cranky, Gokudo.

Magic Sword, appear!

H-Huh?

Hey, Magic Sword?

Hello?

I put a special barrier around the tomb.

You can scream all you want, but the Magic Sword won't appear in here.

Right, Darling?

I'm sorry, Gokudo.

You bastards...

Hey Ikkyu!

Let me take a break first.

This is no time to relax!

The deal we talked about earlier...

Huh, right now?

You're talking about the deal, am I correct?

I've been waiting for this time to come...

You're pretty evil yourself...

Odabutsu, Kodabutsu...

It's to time to eat!

Issa, what happened?

Issa!

Issa, wake up, Issa!

Great meal!

Issa, talk to me, Issa!

L-lssa!

Issa, no!

What have you done to him?

You're gonna pay for this!

H-H-Hold on!

Thanks for the great meal, here is a little something for you...

Well, it's time for pay back.

Gokudo Punch!

Ouch...

What did you do to my Issa?

Hey, don't get mad at me.

I just took what was promised to me.

Gokudo said if I solved the Sphinx's riddle, I could take Issa's soul.

Right, Gokudo?

You idiot, shut up!

You pitiful creature!

Uh oh, I better get going, later Gokudo!

Hey wait, Ikkyu!

Die, Gokudo!

You've got the wrong guy.

Go after Ikkyu!

Shut up, it's all your fault!

We're even then...

Prepare to die!

Hell no...

You twerp!

Oh, no!

Wait!

H-Hey hold on, hold on!

Gokudo, go to hell!

What the...

We're even now.

What are you talking about?

He has no clue, he's really dumb.

He sure is.

Rubette?

Get ahold of yourself, you'd be dead if it wasn't for me.

You want the magic powers too?

I should've known...

No, idiot, I just came here to bother you during the race.

The Parmettian Empire would have no future if you became the King.

Oh, you're so thoughtful...

Anyway, how did you get in here?

Mr. Unicorn here helped me disguise myself as the White Knight to get inside.

I can't believe that Sphinx let you through.

Mr. Unicorn said a few words and she let us through.

You bribed her, didn't you?

An idiot like you doesn't need to know.

You're really getting on my nerves...

Hey, let me ride too!

You've got quite an attitude for a horse!

Stop being so rude.

Mr. Unicorn only lets noble virgins ride him.

And who would the noble virgin be?

That would be me, of course.

Hey, it's a dead end.

No, look at the floor.

What is this?

It's a secret code.

A secret code?

If we crack this secret code, we'll be able to enter the room of the Holy Relic.

But how?

We'll find out when we figure this out.

Oh jeez, it doesn't seem like there's any other exit...

I guess I have to solve this.

You think you can solve this?

Shut up.

I've heard that the treasures of Parmette rest with the Holy Relic...

What treasures?

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know what you're thinking.

Oh, you think you're so smart?

Then why don't you figure this out?

I shouldn't have helped you earlier.

Are there really treasures?

Shut up, I can't concentrate.

Doesn't this symbol mean that there is a hot spring nearby?

You idiot.

I hope it's a mixed bath...

Then you and I can get to know each other better in a very special way...

What are you thinking, you pervert!

Stop kicking me in the face!

That symbol meant hot steam...

An angry woman with hot steam coming out of her head...

...kicks a man's face with her right foot.

Then the path to the treasure appears...

So, that's what it meant.

That's stupid...

What kind of secret code is that?

Why me?

Hey, Rubette, help!

Mr. Unicorn, now!

Okay!

Sorry Gokudo, I gotta go!

Hey you guys, don't leave me!

I'm never going to trust women ever again!

Finally, I find the sanctuary of the Royal Tomb.

Huh, what is that dragon?

Is that...

The truth behind Mr. Unicorn is revealed at last!

The third man, his name is...

Watch the show and find out!