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I've entered a race to be the Parmettian King for the love of Princess Coco.

Then Ya Sager, another candidate for Princess Keruna, appeared.

That mustache geezer!

He's using magic to turn his pupil, the Dumpling King, into a monster.

I'm in big trouble.

Hi...

Hey, wake up, Issa!

Stop kicking me.

Look!

Huh?

A human cow!

Moo, moo, moo, moo!

Isn't that hilarious?

So cool!

Moo, no!

Why?

What is this?

I thought I cast the Minotaur spell correctly...

Ya Sager, it's the other way around.

A Minotaur has a bovine head and his body is...

I know that!

I'm a Royal Wizard!

Royal Wizard?

You must be kidding me!

Magic Sword, appear!

You know how to use magic?

No, it's not me.

The sword has magic powers.

I got it.

I've been feeling an irksome power since I set foot on this desert.

What do you mean?

Your sword must be emitting some negative energy!

No way, that's just stupid.

That doesn't mean anything!

This sword is...

Moo!

G-Gokudo!

It's a monster!

What the heck is that?

It's a sandworm!

He exhales poison air, we must do something!

N-No, that's not a sandworm.

What in the world is that?

That's not a sand worm.

That's a sand parrot!

That's a parrot?

That's a parrot.

Something's strange.

That's not a natural monster.

It's a hybrid monster, artificially produced by magic.

Hybrid?

Who made this wierd creature?

Who made this, who made this?

What a loon!

W-Watch out!

Damn worm...

What's happening?

T-This is Petrification Magic.

Its weapon isn't poison.

It turns people to stone, Petrification Magic.

Which means...

So this is the man who became a rock in that royal groom race.

What a pity, he was so young!

No!

Hey Ya Sager, you've got to help me out!

I need a lot of energy to undo Petrification Magic.

Alas, I've already used up too much of it and I don't have much energy left.

You should ask your assistant magician.

Issa!

I-I don't really know how to undo the Petrification Magic!

Yikes!

What do you think you're doing?

You are my bodyguard, aren't you?

Idiot, what am I supposed to do like this?

Use your magic, idiot!

Fight it with your magic!

Y-Yes.

Here I go...

Fire...

...Ball!

Ouch, ouch, ouch...

Fire...

...Ball!

It can repeat magic, too!

Wake up, wake up, wake up!

Gokudo, you're conscious.

Where am I?

Didn't I turn into a rock?

Oh no, you're okay now.

After that, we put up our tents and Ya Sager carried you in here.

Boy, you were really heavy.

You being a rock and all...

Then Ya Sager recharged his energy and he turned you and his pupil...

...that guy who became a cow...

...back to normal.

What a relief.

And I took care of that burn on your butt and bandaged it.

Don't worry about thanking me.

Thanking you?

You're the one who burned my butt!

T-There is no reason to get violent...

No more violence, no more violence!

Princess Coco?

I called her here.

Princess Coco was so worried...

You stud!

You...

And Ya Sager has already departed.

You have to be strong.

Gokudo, get better soon.

Oh darling, please eat as much as you want.

Don't mind if I do!

What shall we do?

He's such an eyesore, isn't he?

I'd like to settle this before we get to the Royal Tomb...

I must say Ya Sager does seem like the strongest...

Oh yeah, isn't there someone else besides that mustache geezer?

O-Oh yes, my sister, Elma's candidate...

Why don't we take a look?

Magic Mirror!

By the wishes of the Royal Parmettian women.

Show us Princess Elma's candidate.

Huh, the third guy is some knight who rides a white horse.

He looks strong...

And look at his glorious armor.

And that horse!

That's a unicorn.

G-Gokudo!

It can't be!

There's no one here.

What was that?

Idiot.

What did you say?

T-That wasn't me.

Y-You!

It's Princess Elma's groom candidate!

That is correct.

You're just a horse...

Can't a horse speak?

Somebody put a magic spell on my master which prevents him from talking.

So, I'm speaking for him.

A magic spell?

Yes, it was a Muting spell, wasn't it, sir?

Muting spell?

Magic that steals away your voice.

You can't cast spells without your voice.

Now is your chance, Gokudo!

Even if my master can't use magic, he can defeat anyone with his sword.

Especially a little adventurer like you.

You're on a high horse.

Magic Sword, appear!

I'll show you!

That's it?

What?

Are you surprised?

You didn't think we knew all about your fire sword beforehand, did you?

So, we took the trouble to buy some fire resistant armor.

It was pretty expensive.

Wasn't it, Master?

I'd like to praise you for doing your homework.

But don't take me too lightly!

Now I'm really mad!

Take this!

Okay...

Eat this!

That's not fair!

It's time for a break.

Are you running away?

It's daybreak.

When the sun rises, those monsters come out and just cause trouble.

Yeah, there were no monsters during the night...

These desert monsters come out only when the sun is in the sky.

And how about you?

You were out here last night.

Please don't compare me to those second class monsters.

Stop acting so cool.

If you want to know why there are so many hybrid monsters...

...and why they only appear at night.

You should ask the Star of Dawn.

Adios!

Hey, wait!

Isn't this just perfect for some lazy student's research?

Hey, I didn't come along to study that kind of monster.

Gee...

What the heck are they?

Gokudo!

This voice...

We'll settle our debt today for sure!

Here I come!

Heck no.

I just pulled an all-nighter.

No need to talk!

Roast pork sounds good.

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Issa, get the rope!

How's that?

Later!

Gokudo, I won't forget this!

It's so strange...

...how the monsters disappeared along with the day.

It just makes everything a lot easier.

Mr. Gokudo!

What?

Mustache geezer!

If you're looking for the Dumpling King, he's gone now.

It's not about my pupil.

I came to see you, Gokudo.

The other day, I was sure I cast the correct Minotaur spell.

But the result was...

Well, that's not all.

All of the tourists' favorite monsters in the Parmettian desert...

...have turned into these second class hybrids.

Don't you find that puzzling?

Yes, that is absolutely strange!

Something confusing is happening to the magic in this country.

So, Gokudo, I thought we could put our heads together and investigate...

No thanks, I'll pass.

I'm not interested in that kind of stuff.

Sir Gokudo!

Gokudo, that's the Parmettian Royal Tomb!

There it is.

That glow could only be the red magic stone of the Parmettian Royal Family.

It has been my dream...

...to put that stone on my forehead and give myself to protecting...

...the peace of Parmette!

My dream is now right in front of my eyes.

If I stretch out my arms I can reach my dream!

You've got long arms.

Hey, use your magic powers to lengthen your arms!

Hey, what are you doing?

Gokudo, now isn't the best time to joke around.

In order to get the Holy Relic...

You must answer the riddle...

...that the Holy Guardian of this tomb, the Sphinx, gives us.

What riddle?

Will you be able to crack the riddle?

Who is summoning me from my sleep?

So you're the Sphinx...

Hey, I'm Gokudo!

Oh, you are the Gokudo that sealed up the Magic King?

I heard you were quite villainous, but you're nothing but a kid.

Shut up!

Just tell me your riddle.

You're in high spirits now, but if you can't answer my riddle...

We're prepared for it.

I won't have any regrets if I'm eaten by the mighty Sphinx.

Hey, are you kidding me?

That's the rule.

Says who?

I'm not going to get involved in this!

Gokudo, please calm down! I'm not going to get involved in this!

Gokudo, please calm down!

Shut up!

You're a punk just like I've heard, so I'll give you an especially difficult riddle...

What beautiful moonlight tonight!

Will you be able to bring me back a Moon Drop?

A Moon Drop?

How am I going to get a Moon Drop?

Well, Gokudo, it's all because you upset the Sphinx...

Shut up!

I'll get that Moon Drop no matter what, I'll teach that weird Sphinx a lesson...

What's this?

It's a Magic Circle, we can use it to call the Magic King and ask for his help.

The Magic King?

Wait a minute!

I don't want see the Magic King and his family right now.

N-No, please...

Is the Magic King here?

What?

What's this noise?

This is the Magic King?

Of course not.

I'm the wisdom genius of the Magic World, the little monk Ikkyu!

Oh not again!

The magic in this country is really messed up.

We're getting a lot of mix-ups.

Our temple is right next to the Magic King's castle.

So we've been getting his calls and even his mail.

I have no business with you, you may go now.

Don't act so modest.

I'm here anyway, so why don't you ask me your question?

Yeah, don't act so modest.

Well...

Sphinx asked us to bring back a Moon Drop...

A Moon Drop?

Whoa, aren't you in trouble?

Is the old lady getting senile?

She's still got sharp ears.

Women are very sensitive when somebody speaks ill of them.

I didn't ask about women, can you get me a Moon Drop?

Leave it to Ikkyu!

Hey, let's take a little jog.

What are you doing?

G-Gokudo!

Look, you bring me the Moon Drop!

I can't do that.

A Devil won't betray the wizard that called him.

Whatever, just bring it to me!

If you bring it to me, I'll give you whatever you want.

Whatever I want?

Oh really?

I am really a Devil, you know...

You know you're dealing with a Devil, don't you?

Of course I do, so what do you want?

You know what I want?

Well...

I want your soul!

Your soul, your soul, your soul, your soul...

Unfortunately, I can't give you my soul...

But...

Gokudo!

I'll give you his soul.

You're pretty evil yourself.

I like you.

Well...

Off I go!

Gokudo.

Were you trying to take away my helper?

Sorry, old man.

You're going to do whatever it takes to win the race, aren't you?

Of course!

I misjudged you.

A person like you doesn't deserve to be king of the country...

...let alone be qualified to have the Daybreak Star on your forehead!

Daybreak star?

What are you talking about?

That red stone that adorns the foreheads of all the royals...

...given by the Goddess as a blessing.

Those with the Daybreak Star emblazoned on their foreheads...

...possess the greatest magic powers.

Princess Coco didn't tell you?

Oh, that's what it was about.

If you want to know, ask the Star of Dawn.

Good news, Ya Sager.

We can find out why your magic is messed up now.

What?

Hey, Princess Coco!

Princess Coco, come out!

Gokudo, I think Princess Coco is probably out or something...

You idiot!

I remember now.

I have to call out...

Hon...

Honey!

Hello, Darling!

Princess Coco, are you hiding something from us?

What do you mean by that?

Aren't there some weird things going around here lately?

So, what's the deal?

You know all about it, don't you?

N-No, I don't...

What weird stuff?

Why would I know such a thing?

This unicorn gave me a little tip.

He told me to ask the Star of Dawn, then I'll find the answer.

Wait...

The Star at Dawn is...

The Daybreak Star!

And the Daybreak Star is...

Oh no!

Isn't it that star on your forehead?

The King's race's heating up!

Who's behind all this nonsense?

That fighting machine girl is meddling too.

Am I going to be dumpling?

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