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I am Gokudo Yucott Kikansky, an adventurer destined to be rich.

However...

I was changed into a girl by this genie that came out of a pebble.

Then I got kidnapped and I'm about to become...

...a human sacrifice soon!

But this is the real me, and don't you forget it!

Listen!

I'm a daughter of the Lord of La Lette, gifted with a noble title from the King.

You think you can get away with this?

Shut up!

This is the royal dungeon of the Lord of La Lette.

Well, that's impossible!

So, the King ordered the kidnappings?

Yes.

You all have been brought here to be sacrificed to the King.

The blood of young virgins will nourish the King's power.

Be honored. Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Wait a second!

It seems that this ritual will give the King strength.

Whatever, I'm a guy so it doesn't matter to me.

Hey Gokudo, you're a vestal virgin now, remember?

What?

I totally forgot that I'm still a woman.

Djinn, you better change me back!

I told you that my powers have been blocked...

Useless genie!

There's got to be some way...

Why have your powers been blocked anyway?

That's a good question.

The only person who can block my powers is my master.

Your master?

Yes, the leader of the National Union of Sorcery.

Go get your leader, then.

I can't do it now.

What?

I guess I will have to bust out of here on my own.

Without any weapons?

Weapons?

Yes, weapons.

Let's see...

Hey, move out of my way.

Look out ladies, my secret weapon!

Secret weapon?

Magic Sword, appear!

How about that!

Oh yes, your Magic Sword.

My precious sword...

Wow!

You know magic?

No, I don't, but the sword does.

What are you guys...

Where did you get that sword?

Oh, this?

That is a...

...secret!

Wow, awesome!

Later!

Hey, wait up!

What, an invader?

Yes.

Do not worry, we have taken care of it.

Your majesty, the maidens have escaped from their cell.

And the legendary King's sword seems to have appeared.

Catch them.

It's not the prince from the prophecy, is it?

I assure you that is impossible.

Hey, wait up!

Gokudo, let's bring them along.

Buzz off, you're slowing me down.

What a jerk!

Watch out!

Huh?

Whoa.

What the...

Gokudo!

T-The sword!

How's that?

White panties!

I mean, where'd you get that sword?

What?

I took it from that jail guard you beat up.

You naughty twerp.

Like you aren't.

Gokudo, you're bleeding...

Big deal, it's just a nosebleed.

Oh, no.

Rube leaves are great for nosebleeds.

Here.

You too, Djinn.

No, I'm not...

Well thank you.

You know a lot about herbs.

We run an inn for adventurers, so I've learned a lot from caring for our guests.

Oh, I see.

There're a lot of other herbal remedies...

Hey, Mora...

How did you know about that trap?

My father is a hunter so I have very sharp animal instincts.

Rubette, you're quite the sword fighter.

Oh, I prefer fencing over my dance lessons.

Waiting for some prince to kiss me is no match for fighting an evil dragon!

You still think we're slowing you down?

Damn.

What was that monster before?

An evil entity.

An evil entity?

Wait a second.

Didn't the Eshallatto Empire do a massive witch-hunt 15 years ago...

...and wipe out all magic?

You don't get it yet?

If I were a wizard, other wizards would be in my way.

The King of the Eshallatto Empire is trying to kill you.

What if it's true...

It's coming.

Is this castle haunted?

Huh?

Gosh, that feels good!

Rubette, look ahead!

Gokudo, cover me on the right!

Gokudo?

Time-out!

I said time-out!

Are you done?

Good job!

Let's go.

I feel a little draft in the air.

You bastard! I feel a little draft in the air.

There's an exit nearby.

Okay, let's go...

Let's go!

Yes...

Open up!

Is this really the King's castle?

It's more like a haunted house.

His majesty has been in seclusion for 15 years, ever since the Queen's death.

I've heard stories about how much he hates people.

But, hasn't this gone a little too far?

Hey, Mora, where's the exit?

Let's get out of this creepy place.

What's up?

It's a trap.

There's someone here.

What, an enemy?

Oh, no, that person is caught in a trap.

Come on, don't bother with a loser like that.

Oh, no.

You have to help him, please.

What's the matter?

That woman is hard to deal with.

H-Hi...

Thank you very much.

You've saved my life.

W-What?

Aren't you the maidens I came here to rescue?

Yes, we are.

We escaped from our jail cell.

Oh, what brave women you are!

Your chivalry has earned my greatest respect.

What the...

What's up with this sappy guy?

Oh.

Let go, slimeball!

I see you are very shy.

Shut up.

Call me shy again...

...and I'll punch you so hard that your head will be spinning.

I haven't introduced myself yet.

He totally ignored me...

I am Seigi, I am here to save you.

We're the ones who saved you.

Yes, I'm very ashamed.

But aren't you glad that I am here?

Oh yes!

Looks like we have a new friend!

Get them, Rubette!

Does she look like a helpless young lady now?

Hey, guys!

Why are you slacking off?

Shut up, you fighting machine!

What are you, a drag queen?

What?

Watch out! What?

Come on, monster!

The Magic Sword!

Let me handle this.

Behind you!

You owe me one.

That was just luck.

What should I ask for?

That's not fair.

Uh, excuse me?

Is that a Magic Sword too?

Yep.

I beat up a Knight and took it.

Be careful!

Seigi, yours is also a Magic Sword, isn't it?

Yeah...

I received this sword from the people who raised me.

Wow, then you must be the legendary prince.

The legendary prince?

Did you feel it?

Yes, flames and ice.

It's the same vibration, but something is different.

Go.

Could it be the legendary prince?

The King sells his soul to the Devil, then the empire will crumble...

...but the legendary prince returns with the Magic Sword to overthrow the King.

It was a true story!

Arsaga, calm down!

Ouch.

When I was a baby, somebody gave me to my parents and they raised me.

Along with this sword.

It sounds like you could be that legendary prince.

You must be!

The legendary prince!

Wait a minute! The legendary prince!

Wait a minute!

But that's what happened to me too.

I'm adopted and have no idea who my real parents are.

It doesn't suit your image.

You're a transvestite, how could you be a prince?

I'm not a transvestite!

Then how do you explain this Magic Sword?

You stole it, didn't you?

Unlike him, you didn't grow up with your sword, do you?

Your story isn't as deep.

Shut up, enough with the story!

I got it!

I now understand what my father meant by using this sword against the King.

That is...

...my...

...destiny!

Oh, Prince!

What destiny?

Oh, my prince.

How sappy can they get?

Well, let's move ahead!

Yes, my prince.

You're one brave girl...

Wait! You're one brave girl...

I feel something, someone is coming.

The legendary prince.

We apologize for being late.

Are you the King?

Take this!

Indeed...

That is the King's sword, or at least a fragment of it.

A fragment?

We don't have to trouble the King to squash a bunch of punks like you.

Seigi!

What a wimp.

Is this the legendary prince?

Hey, hey, aren't we in trouble?

This entity is stronger than anything we've encountered.

I'm getting out of here!

Don't run away!

Young ladies, why don't you come with me?

I'm not a lady!

What?

Is that the King's sword?

Lmpossible.

Is there a princess too?

You idiots, I'm a man!

What?

Why do you all seem a little tweaked?

So, what if I'm a guy and this is the other part of the King's sword?

I'd like to know too.

If my sword is too the King's sword, then...

Yes.

These two swords were from the same sword.

They are both indeed the King's sword.

Huh?

Mora?

You!

Who are you?

Did you forget about me?

Why don't you tell them the real story?

You're the ones who killed the prince.

What?

Then, we are...

I brought you back to life.

It was a slight error on my part, so there's two of you.

A slight error?

What do you mean?

Shut up!

What the...

Master!

Sorry Gokudo.

That sexy Mora you liked is really just me.

Damn.

You!

You're the one who gave the King the ominous reading.

I am a traveling fortune teller.

Would you like to hear my reading of the future of the Prince?

Carry on.

Yes.

King of the Eshallatto Empire who has joined hands with evil magic forces...

You will be overthrown by your son in 16 years with the King's sword.

Not only did you ignore my warning, but you also tried to destroy your son.

Silence!

Why don't you rest in eternal peace, for the last time?

We must fight together, my fellow prince.

Whatever!

I'm really pissed off right now!

I hate being toyed with.

Damn it!

What?

The power is getting stronger.

We'll finish you off next time!

Hey, come back!

It's a waste.

Forget it, they are already gone.

Y-Yeah, you're right.

I'm sorry, Gokudo.

I said all those mean things to you but I didn't know you were really a prince...

What are you talking about?

Huh?

So, what if I'm a prince.

Like I care.

I'm sorry.

Look, you don't have to have an attitude.

You enjoy being called a prince, don't you?

I'm not a prince!

This sword isn't even mine...

Why did you do that?

That Magic Sword really belonged to you...

...so fate must have returned the sword to you.

Which means you are its rightful owner.

I don't care, just change me back to a man...

Shut up, that's Djinn's job.

Then change me back, Djinn.

Master, please...

Getting drunk on the job again, aren't you ashamed?

Yes.

All right.

Hocus pocus!

Oh, thank you so much!

La la la...

Hey, change me back now!

Oh yes, of course.

All right, but this counts as your first wish, if it's okay with you.

You're the one who turned me into a woman, give me a break!

I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to grant free wishes...

Again with the rules!

You made these rules, didn't you?

I'll change you back right away.

Oh, it's good to be me again.

Welcome back my body!

You were better as a girl.

You think I'm cute, don't you?

Who would?

Gokudo.

Nice to meet you.

See you later, guys!

Where do you think you're going?

Where do you think?

I'm getting out of this creepy place!

Gokudo!

You're a prince too.

Who cares, it's none of my business.

Hey, Granny!

Wake up!

You know where the exit is, don't you?

Let go of me!

This castle is under the King's spell.

There's no way out unless you defeat him.

Stop joking around.

Smarty pants over there got in here.

He was sucked in by magic forces.

Oh, that's why it was so easy to get in.

Listen...

...in order to overthrow the King, you have to work together.

Yes!

I'm not interested!

Idiot!

This is the destiny of the one who possesses the King's sword.

Ouch, you old witch!

If this empire collapses, you'll have all the gold and treasure in this castle.

You are the Prince, remember?

Treasure!

Gokudo...

Let's fight together to ensure the peace.

Right on!

Gokudo!

We will triumph!

I'm a little worried.

By the way...

Let me give this to you.

What's this?

It's a Magic Bow.

Magic Bow?

The Magic Bow can shoot infinitely if you wish.

Wow, infinitely?

Just between you and me, I think you will be more helpful than Gokudo.

Leave it to me!

It's so easy to manipulate these kids.

It's going to be more difficult now...

I don't care about the secret of my birth or fighting for justice.

All I want to do is...

...walk out this place a rich man!

Next on Gokudo, Please, Grant My Last Wish.

I'll rule by the end of the century!