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Your life is in danger.

W-What's your problem?

You better respect people's privacy!

Hey Granny!

I'm in the middle of dinner.

Go beg from somebody else!

See, I'm a traveling fortune teller...

...and I can't ignore a young man with such an interesting future.

What interesting future?

You're paying for dinner, right?

Of course...

I put it on your tab.

You better listen up.

About the man who's after your life...

Tell me already!

This man is...

...is the...

This man is the king of the Eshallatto empire!

I think you're running a fever.

You better go to the doctor or something.

Hey, let go!

Oh, I'm running a little late.

See you around!

Hey, wait!

I'm not done talking to you.

Whatever!

Why don't you kiss my...

This meal's on you, Granny.

That stinks!

Hey, you better come back!

Gokudo, you're home...

Mr. Gokudo, I hope your overdue bill will be...

All right!

It's been a while since I've struck it rich.

What's this, gems?

Gold?

Better hurry.

No!

He's barking again, Father.

Just ignore it, Arsaga.

W-What is this, a pebble?

What am I going to do with this worthless crap?

What?

Did you summon me, Master?

Who are you?

I am Djinn, Master.

What are you, a genie?

Like in fairy tales.

You grant three wishes.

Are you one of those genies?

Yes, that is correct, Master.

So, please allow me...

...to grant your three wishes without further delay.

How come?

How come?

Because that is my job.

To grant wishes?

Yes.

Without asking for anything?

Of course.

Hey, you're not going to trick me, are you?

I see, you're suspicious.

Most people are thrilled when this happens.

Anyway, those are the rules.

So, please tell me your wishes.

Okay.

I want all the wealth, honor and gorgeous babes in this world!

You don't understand, do you?

Huh?

You are dazed by petty desires and have no idea what's important.

That will not do.

I can't tolerate such an attitude.

Just shut up and grant my wishes.

Isn't that your job?

Look, you must listen.

W-What?

Why has it become so difficult for humans to experience true happiness?

Because they have lost their spiritual connection.

Wealth and materialism have overshadowed happiness in this world...

Hey you!

Be quiet.

Well, humans are...

...so, I want you to know what true happiness is for human beings.

I'm not finished talking to you.

Why did you come here?

I came here to grant you three wishes.

Then stop lecturing and grant me my wishes!

Well, then you must wish for something more serious.

What's wrong with my wishes?

The wealth, the fame and...

You weren't listening to me at all, were you?

I don't even want to listen to you.

Very well, then.

I will deeply discuss the spiritual path tonight.

Wow, that is so cool.

No, you may not.

Give me something too!

No, what you need is abstinence.

Yum.

Let me talk to you a little bit about vanity.

Come on, give me a break.

Yo-ho!

People need to seriously contemplate the meaning of happiness...

Hey, Master?

Hello, hello!

Just shut up, will you?

I'll get into trouble if you don't tell me your wishes.

I will have to follow you around until my work is finished.

No way!

Do you think I'm going to take some weird genie with me?

It can't be done any other way, these are the rules.

Enough with the rules!

I'm going to bed!

Well, how about this, then?

You won't have a problem with me now, will you?

Kiss!

No, I won't!

You know my type exactly.

Now I'm wide awake.

You're a hot babe.

You could be a dancer at a bar.

You could give me the management fee...

Who the hell is it?

Mr. Gokudo!

I-I don't have the money to pay you yet...

No, no, I need your help.

Y-You need my help?

My daughter, Arsaga has been kidnapped!

Oh, that's nice.

I sent Arsaga on an errand...

...but the witnesses say that...

...it seems some men dressed in black scooped her up.

It's horrible!

Please, you have to rescue Arsaga!

How much are you paying?

Huh?

Let me tell you, I will be risking my life for this.

You think I work for free?

How much should I pay you?

Let's see.

Give me fifty gold coins for now.

So, where shall we start?

What do you mean, where?

Don't you have to find the Innkeeper's daughter?

What are you talking about?

We could just go somewhere and keep all this money.

Today's my lucky day.

You're joking, right?

No, I'm not.

I don't have to help anyone.

Wait a second!

What do you want?

The strong protect the weak.

That's common sense!

So, does that mean the rich take care of the poor too?

That's how things should be.

But it doesn't work that way in real life.

No one feeds me when I'm starving.

I have to take care of myself.

Whether you're strong or weak, you've got to protect yourself.

If you can't, you die.

Hey, why are you so self-centered and selfish?

Shut up!

How about if I use my first wish to shut your big mouth?

But that's...

If you understand, then shut up.

What's going on?

Who the hell are you guys?

This should be fun.

I've been getting lectured since yesterday and I'm not in a good mood.

Come and get me!

He's good.

What the...

That's a monster.

And you guys thought you could beat me?

Are you the leader of the pack?

I won't waste my breath!

Whatever you are, I'll slice you up!

You think you're tough?

What the...

What?

You bastard!

Only cowards use magic!

What do you want, money?

I have no interest in your money.

I want the girl.

The girl?

You can take her.

Gokudo!

You can boil her, bake her, do as you please.

H-Hey...

You're a fool.

I'll take the girl.

But...

...l'll kill you too!

Later!

No way!

What?

W-What the...

That was close, are you okay?

Don't you worry.

I won't bite you.

Shut up.

Your saving my life won't count as one of my three wishes, will it?

How can you think of that before feeling gratitude?

How strange...

The monster with such a magical sword...

I bet we could make a fortune if we pawned it.

Oh, not again.

I believe that this sword has been under some kind of magic spell.

If you hold it even once, it will serve its owner till death.

Huh?

You're the first person to have it after its previous owner died...

...which means...

What are you doing?

Damn you, my new sword...

Calm down and just call the sword.

Call the sword?

Yes, call the sword from the depths of your soul.

I think you watch too much TV.

Come on.

Don't you want the sword back?

Magic Sword, return!

...or whatever.

So, are you surprised?

Gokudo?

Sell this sword to a weapon shop and collect the money.

Leave the store, then call the sword back.

I'll go to a different store and repeat it over and over and make a fortune!

I'm a genius.

You can't do that.

You've just gotten this great sword and all you can think of is making money!

I can do whatever I want with my stuff.

He really went to sell it.

I can't believe it.

Hey, sweetheart.

Want to have a drink with us?

It's on us.

You bet I would!

Here you go.

Thanks.

Are you really sure about selling such a great sword?

I don't care.

By the way, do you know where adventurers hang around in this town?

Oh, is that why you're here too?

Huh?

Haven't you heard?

Lord La Lette is the ruler of this land.

And his only daughter, Rubette, has been kidnapped.

Kidnapping is pretty popular these days.

There is a big reward for the return of Lady Rubette.

This town is now crawling with bounty hunters and adventure seekers.

One two, one two, one two, one two...

Move!

D-Djinn!

Hi, darling.

Welcome back.

Hey!

Are you drunk again?

Oh no, I'm not drunk at all.

Shut up!

You can stay here for the rest of your life!

Y-You're so mean.

I said I would stay with you forever, didn't I?

You don't understand a thing about a woman's heart...

Take that!

What a babe!

What babe?

I'm talking about you, pretty girl.

Yeah, how about we have a drink?

What the hell are you talking about?

Do I look like a woman?

L-Look...

My, is she a babe...

What?

What the...

Djinn, what did you do to me?

Oh, do you like it?

You bastard, change me back!

No way!

You and me are dancing queens...

...forever.

What?

Everybody likes more dancing girls, right?

Yeah!

Damn perverts...

My act isn't cheap!

Looking good, baby!

Hey, hey, give us tips!

I'm glad you're conscious.

Djinn...

You're finally up.

Snoozing away at a time like this.

You don't have to be so mean.

Is that you, Arsaga?

What?

How do you know my name?

Have you forgotten my face already?

So, where are we?

Are you blind?

We're in a jail.

A jail?

Why are we in jail?

Just be quiet!

You snore and grind your teeth.

Don't you have any feminine modesty?

What feminine modesty?

I'm still a woman!

Hey Djinn, change me back to a man right now!

Y-Yes, Master.

There.

Uh-oh.

There, there, there!

Are you two all right?

What's wrong, Djinn?

It seems something is blocking my magic.

What the...

You mean I'm going to be a woman forever?

Well, it looks that way.

I'm a little confused.

You nosy twerp!

Mind your business!

Excuse you, you panicking brat!

Why do I have to take orders from you?

Boy, don't you have guts.

Who do you think you are?

Me?

I am Rubette, Rubette La Lette.

Oh, so you're the kidnapped daughter of that lord?

Yes, I am.

Then who's that chick?

Oh, her name is Mora.

Mora lmez.

Wow, she's hot!

Oh, Gokudo, is she your type?

Did you say Gokudo?

Arsaga, you know him?

But Gokudo is a man...

Like I've been telling you...

I am Gokudo Yucott Kikansky, the bravest adventurer in the world!

Gokudo, I didn't know you liked to dress in drag.

I've never seen a transvestite before!

Who are you calling a transvestite?

Can a transvestite be sacrificed?

Sacrificed?

Tomorrow at dusk, there will be a horrific ceremony...

...and they are planning to sacrifice us.

Oh my gosh!

What are we going to do?

I'm in deep trouble.

This sappy guy suddenly shows up...

...and we have to fight together, hot and cold!

Next on Gokudo, Sappy Sidekick, Bracing Appearance.

I'll rule by the end of the century!