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So the Vietnamese
carjacker that used
to do my nails
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just got out
and now I don't have
anyone to do my pedicure.
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I'm so sorry.
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I hope the guy who does your
waxing is in here for life.
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Hey, Wayne, anything
you want to talk about?
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Nope, I'm good.
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You've been staring
at the wall for the last
40 minutes.
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You want to turn your chair
around and join the group?
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No, thank you.
If I look anybody
in the face,
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I'll just want
to bite their eyes out.
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Oh, come on, Wayne,
I'd like to think that
you and I have
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developed a bond
of mutual trust.
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The problem is,
they want to add another
18 months to my sentence.
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So instead of being here
until 2144,
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I guess you'll be stuck here
until September 2145.
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[ all laugh ]
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It's not funny.
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I'm gonna miss another
beach season, Charlie.
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So why did they change
your release date?
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Well, they reclassified one
of my murders as a hate crime
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'cause the victim was
half Cherokee.
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I'd never kill a man
'cause of the color of his skin.
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That's true Wayne.
According to your file...
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that is about
the only reason
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you haven't killed.
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We're all the same
on the inside.
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At least
from what I've seen.
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[ beeps ]
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Excuse me, miss,
do you have any piercings
down there?
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Hey, hey, Bruce,
how about phrasing that
a little less personal,
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like, "Excuse me, miss,
do you have a chandelier
in your foyer?"
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That's very sweet,
but these are just
my earrings.
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Okay, just right
through that door.
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Thank you.
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I mean, he kinda jumped
to conclusions, didn't he?
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I know, but...
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he was right.
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These are decoys.
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You have my
complete attention.
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- Charlie.
- Wynona.
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Look, I wish I could talk,
but I'm here visiting
my brother Scooter.
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Ah, that's too bad.
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I was gonna see
if you wanted to grab
a cup of coffee.
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You know,
sure.
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Scooter's not going
anywhere.
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He tried that once,
but they caught him.
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I need to warn you, though,
the coffee shop's not nearly
as exciting as this place.
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There's no one there
patting you down
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or checking for piercings.
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Unless I really knock this
coffee thing outta the park.
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You know, Wynona,
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we've been sleeping together
for a couple of weeks now.
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I think it's about time
we went and got that coffee.
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[ theme music playing ]
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Thanks for coming out
with me, Patrick.
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I've been feeling
kinda lonely lately.
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I'm between relationships
myself,
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but I tend to eat away
my depression.
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That's why I've never been
"six-pack abs gay."
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I'm more "Mini Cooper
sweater vest gay."
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Hey, Nolan,
can I get you guys
a couple beers?
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Thanks, Daley.
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By the way,
did you ask?
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Yeah, but my boss,
he's not gonna put
pizza rolls on the menu.
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But if you
want pizza rolls,
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you can always come to
my place tomorrow night.
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I have a microwave
and a Jacuzzi.
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I can't make it.
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But I'd definitely use
the microwave to make
the pizza rolls.
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The Jacuzzi will just
make them all soggy.
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Sure, I'll get you guys
those beers.
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Are you nuts?
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You just said
you're lonely,
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and she was blatantly
hitting on you.
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Actually, I have plans
with Lacey tomorrow night.
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She's gonna be getting
undressed by her window,
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and I'm gonna be
in my car watching.
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That's not "plans with Lacey,"
that's a misdemeanor.
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It's not like
she doesn't know
I'm out there.
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It's an unspoken game
we've been playing
for months.
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You're delusional.
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Come and see
for yourself.
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I will,
but only to prove to you
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that you're living
in a fantasy world.
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And you just passed up
a real opportunity
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with a great girl
like Daley
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for some bizarre stoner
version of "Rear Window."
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Ernesto,
you seem upset.
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Anything you want
to talk about?
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I told Wayne
to quit looking at me.
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He said he's gonna
eat my eyes out.
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[ sighs ]
He's not gonna eat
your eyes out.
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Wayne, tell Ernesto
you're not gonna eat
his eyes out.
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I'm gonna eat
his eyes out.
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Oh, Wayne,
we know that's
an empty threat.
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Last time you attacked a guy,
you only plucked out one eye,
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and you couldn't
even finish that.
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Why are you
so mad at Ernesto?
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My baby sister came
to see me the other day
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and this unworthy
son of a bitch started
hitting on her.
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I see, and how did
that make you feel?
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I was angry,
but she was all,
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"It's okay, Scooter.
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Don't hurt him, Scooter.
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Let him live, Scooter."
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Scooter?
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It's what she calls me.
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When I was little,
I beat up a kid and took
his nickname.
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And just for the sake
of conversation,
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did you-- does your sister
have a name?
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- Wynona.
- [ coughs ]
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And if I find out any of you
even looked at her,
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I'll stab you in the heart
with a fork.
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Well, the important thing is
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that Wayne has a sister that
he cares very much about.
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And no one here
has even seen her
or talked to her.
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Except Ernesto.
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- Hey there.
- Hey, buddy.
What's going on?
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Well, I finally got
the window fixed
on my car.
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They named
a sandwich after me
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at the little cafeteria
downstairs from my office.
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Oh, and I'm dating
a serial killer's sister.
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What? Oh, my G--
how the hell did
that happen?
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I go in there and I order
the same thing every day,
turkey and avocado--
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No, no, no,
I mean the serial
killer thing.
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I know, I know, I know.
I'm still trying to
figure out what to do.
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I met her at the prison,
had no idea who she was,
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and now I'm convinced her
brother's gonna kill me.
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How's he gonna kill you?
He's locked up.
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Of course.
You're right.
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Now she's
gonna kill you.
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Your girlfriend was spawned
from the same horrific
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genetic pool
that her brother was.
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I know, I know,
there's all this
research about
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if one sibling has
sociopathic tendencies,
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odds are the other
one will too.
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Break up with this girl, man.
Break up with her now.
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I'm a black man yelling
at the movie screen
of your life.
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Don't go in the basement!
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And I'm the white guy
sitting in front of you
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who wants
to say, "Be quiet,"
but I'm afraid.
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Patrick:
Don't you even feel the least
bit creepy sitting here
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waiting to peek at someone
through their window?
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Nolan:
It's not creepy,
it's like we're on a date.
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Patrick:
This is all in your head,
Nolan.
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Nolan:
No, it's not.
Look through your binoculars.
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Five, four, three,
two--
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see? Told you.
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Patrick:
So what? So she opened
up her blinds.
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Nolan:
Keep watching.
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Patrick: So what?
So she opened up her robe.
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Nolan:
Keep watching.
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Patrick:
Okay, so she's got
a feather duster.
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I'll admit that's odd.
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Nolan:
Keep watching.
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[ Nolan laughs ]
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Patrick:
I can't believe she's
doing this on purpose.
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I am calling her.
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[ phone ringing ]
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Hey, Patrick,
I'm in the middle
of a date right now.
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Can I call you back?
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Patrick:
A date? Anyone I know?
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Just some hot guy.
Probably a basketball
player or something.
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Patrick: Really?
Where did he take you?
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Nowhere,
just a swanky new club.
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Patrick:
That's funny, I don't hear
anything in the background.
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Oh, well, yeah,
that's because it's this
hot new place
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called... Silence.
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No one's allowed to talk.
Everybody's looking at me,
I gotta go.
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Nolan:
Well?
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Patrick:
Okay, you're right.
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But what does it tell you?
That she's embarrassed,
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ashamed, and doesn't want
to admit it's even happening.
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Nolan:
That she's in a relationship
with me!
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Isn't this place great?
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Yeah, I mean,
it's the middle of nowhere.
How did you find it?
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Oh, this guy I used to date
when I first moved to LA
brought me here.
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I love this spot,
but he turned out to be
a real ass clown.
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Something you should
know about me.
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Ever since I was a kid,
I've been terrified of
ass clowns.
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Yeah, I try to avoid
the ass circus altogether.
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Oh, damn it,
I hit the trunk latch.
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You know what?
Let's just leave it.
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Nah, somebody might think
we need help.
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And we know
what we're doing,
don't we?
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah. I'm fine.
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Are you sure?
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You really shouldn't
keep a bottle of bleach
in the trunk.
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It could spill.
But that's probably
why you have
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the shower curtain in there--
to protect everything.
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Like the roll of duct tape
that's there for apparently
no reason at all.
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Also, why do you
have an axe?
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Yeah, I really wish you
wouldn't have seen that.
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Me too-- I mean, why?
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Because I'm a slob.
[ nervous laughter ]
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Yeah, all that stuff
is in there from fixing
up my bathroom,
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and the axe is from
last Christmas when
I cut down my own tree
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and just left it
there like a lazy bones.
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And where does one cut down
their own tree in Los Angeles?
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There's fir trees
all around.
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I mean, look, over there,
there's one right behind you.
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Ah, that's okay,
I believe you.
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What's with the private
session, Charlie?
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00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,480
Well, Wayne, you are making
so much progress
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that I thought
we'd try a new exercise.
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I'm gonna present some
hypothetical anger triggers
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and you're gonna tell me
how you might respond.
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It's tough to say,
but I guess I'd
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take a ballpoint pen
and try to punch a hole
in your windpipe.
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We haven't started yet.
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Oh.
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Okay, okay.
First hypothetical--
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I noticed that you had
a visceral reaction
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to the idea of Ernesto
dating your sister.
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Is this something you feel
with any guy that tries
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to date your sister?
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Is this about
you and my sister?
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- What?
- Yeah, we talk.
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What did she tell you?
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Everything.
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Oh.
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Welcome to the family,
Charlie.
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I look forward to being
Photoshopped in all your
family pictures.
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Look at us,
we're practically kinfolk.
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Wayne, I'm wondering,
do you and your sister
share any...
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unusual personality traits
that might be viewed as
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outside the social norm?
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Well, we both have
perfect pitch.
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Hmm.
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D-sharp.
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Sometimes siblings
share certain traits
like, you know...
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perfect pitch...
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killing people.
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I get what
you're saying, Charlie.
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Don't worry,
she was adopted.
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Wow, I gotta be honest,
I'm really relieved.
238
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,529
I started to think that
maybe she was, you know...
239
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:48,316
- Gonna kill you?
- Yeah, with an axe.
240
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,361
I found one
in the trunk of her car.
241
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,886
Oh, no,
she's back to that?
242
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,365
Back to...?
243
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,237
Cutting down her own
Christmas trees.
244
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,629
That's an industry,
Charlie.
245
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,631
She should be
buying that from
a reputable ex-con
246
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,591
in a dirt lot
behind a tire store.
247
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:05,376
So she was using it
for a Christmas tree.
248
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,726
Hmm.
249
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,119
D-sharp again.
250
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:13,776
I'll be up here,
hmm, you meet me
down there, hmm.
251
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,084
[ both humming ]
252
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:21,262
Anyway, I've been
ashamed of what happened
253
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,829
my whole life.
254
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,831
Ed, this is a safe place.
255
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:28,443
I promise,
no matter what you say,
nobody here will judge you,
256
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:31,054
because judgment makes us
small, Patrick and Lacey.
257
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,581
Okay.
258
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:41,282
I was born different.
259
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:44,024
When I was 10 years old,
260
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,460
I had to have
261
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:49,203
one of my nuts removed.
262
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,684
When the kids at school
found out about it,
263
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,122
they threw acorns at me
and yelled,
264
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,473
"Here!
We found your nut."
265
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,171
[ laughs ]
266
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,786
I'm so sorry.
I thought you were done.
267
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:11,486
Ed, I apologize.
It must be difficult
only having one testicle.
268
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,314
Oh, no, no,
I have two.
269
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:15,838
Oh. Oh!
270
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,188
[ laughs ]
271
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,191
I'm gonna stop talking now.
272
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,893
Okay, we'll talk about
the damage that did to you
next time.
273
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,025
See everybody
next Thursday.
274
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,943
Oh, hey, Nolan,
I'm gonna go to the
Merry Peasant tomorrow night.
275
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:37,642
Do you want to join me?
I bet that waitress who likes
you will be there.
276
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,079
Cool, I'll meet you there
at 8:00.
277
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:42,996
Does anyone know when
this heat wave is gonna end?
278
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,999
I heard it's gonna be even
hotter tomorrow night.
279
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:50,220
I think I'm gonna
have to start sleeping
in a wet T-shirt.
280
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,658
Sorry, I can't
make it tomorrow.
281
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:57,358
Family emergency.
My aunt is...
282
00:13:57,401 --> 00:14:00,796
fine.
It was totally
unexpected.
283
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,714
You are despicable.
284
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,020
What?
285
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,935
I was with Nolan
last night.
286
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,414
You were?
What'd you see?
287
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,678
Everything.
I am trying to get him
a social life,
288
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,942
and you're keeping him from
having a real relationship.
289
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,639
If you cared
about him at all,
290
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:21,034
you will stop jerking him
around... or start.
291
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,123
Oh, come on,
it's no big deal.
292
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,908
Like you've never danced
in a window for a guy.
293
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,910
This is not about me.
294
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,568
How about I get us
a couple of beers?
295
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,483
That sounds great.
296
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,484
So, wait a minute,
wait a minute--
297
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,226
where did you
learn all that?
298
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:42,446
After high school,
all the girls in the graduating
class went to France,
299
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,318
and I stayed home
and banged their boyfriends.
300
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,843
Cool.
301
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,936
Can I borrow your robe?
302
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,591
Gonna take a shower.
I left all my clothes
downstairs.
303
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,201
Wynona: Oh, yeah, no problem.
304
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,341
Huh.
305
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,908
[ shouts ]
306
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,825
Uh, what happened?
307
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:17,525
Oh, nothing.
It's just a noise I make
when I'm really happy.
308
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,875
[ mock shouts ]
309
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,833
You looked in the closet,
didn't you?
310
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:25,098
Animal skulls?
Who said anything
about animal skulls?
311
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,971
Charlie, they're just
roadkill heads.
312
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,017
J-j-just
roadkill heads?
313
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,497
Yeah.
It's a hobby of mine.
314
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,022
Ah.
315
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,285
Yeah, if I see little animals
on the side of the road,
316
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:42,767
I skin them and boil them
and display their heads.
317
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,553
Oh, good, good,
I was afraid it might
be something weird.
318
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,819
Wow, you're really
freaked out, aren't you?
319
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:54,518
Oh, it's because
my brother's a serial killer.
320
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,651
That shouldn't matter
because he's not even
your real brother.
321
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,131
You were adopted, right?
322
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:01,525
Kinda. I was adopted
away from the family.
323
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,440
I'm sorry, what?
324
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:07,270
Oh, yeah, apparently,
I was a handful.
325
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,012
Mom and Dad were always
worried about Wayne's safety.
326
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,535
So they sent me away.
[ chuckles ]
327
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,409
Wayne, when you told me
she was adopted,
328
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,019
you made me
think she wasn't
your real sister.
329
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:20,153
Charlie, my family crest
features a Trans Am,
330
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:24,287
a broken lawn mower,
and a dead guy looking
for his Trans Am.
331
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,466
We are not
the Vanderbilts.
332
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,860
You cannot trick me
into liking her.
333
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,557
I'm sorry about that.
334
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,342
I care about her
a lot, Charlie,
335
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:38,040
and I want her to have
a chance at a relationship
with a nice guy.
336
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,826
Yeah, but she's crazy.
She has a necklace made
of kitten teeth.
337
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,655
I've seen 'em.
They go with everything.
338
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,092
You know what,
I'm sorry.
339
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,790
I can't do this.
I have to break up
with her.
340
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:52,881
I'm just scared
that she's gonna put
my boiled head on a shelf.
341
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,709
You got any ideas?
342
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,190
I don't know.
She tends to react
343
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,235
pretty badly when a fella
breaks up with her.
344
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,715
Then why don't you
take the heat off of me?
345
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,369
You tell her
it was your idea.
346
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:06,242
She does look up to me as kind
of a urbane man of the world.
347
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,679
I've been to six different
county lock-ups,
348
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:12,248
numerous small-town pokeys,
and a Mexican prison...
349
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:15,425
that might've just been
a really dirty motel.
350
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,387
Nolan:
I don't understand.
She's 15 minutes late.
351
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,606
She's never
been late before.
352
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,435
Patrick:
Maybe she finally realized
353
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,394
that she's been
holding you back.
354
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:31,050
Now come on,
let's go to the bar.
Daley will be there.
355
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,661
Nolan:
What if she needs help?
Maybe she's hurt.
356
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,272
Maybe when she went
to open up the blinds,
357
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,100
she got distracted
by her shadow,
358
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,884
accidently wrapped
the cord around her neck,
359
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,061
and almost hung herself.
360
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,541
Patrick:
That happened to you,
didn't it?
361
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,717
Nolan:
Maybe when I was a kid...
362
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,980
and last week.
363
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:52,027
Patrick:
Nolan, you can do better.
364
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,074
This is a very low bar.
365
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:59,382
Let's go.
366
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,471
[ car engine starts ]
367
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,868
[ gasps ]
Oh, no.
368
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:28,063
It's not just that
she had all these creepy
little rodent skulls,
369
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,718
it was that she
named them after
famous killers.
370
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,241
Two of my favorites being
371
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:36,419
Lizard Borden and
James Squirrel Ray.
372
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,160
So what'd you do?
373
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,119
Did you grow a pair
and break up with her?
374
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,859
No, no, no.
375
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,471
I asked Wayne to
talk to her for me.
376
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,081
Interesting choice.
377
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,170
When it comes
to affairs of the heart,
378
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:52,174
no one can match the delicate
touch of a serial killer.
379
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,308
- Charlie!
- Wynona!
380
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:58,963
How's it going?
381
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,792
Not good.
Who's your friend?
382
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,534
Detective Mike Bowman,
LAPD,
383
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:07,015
and my mom knows I'm here.
384
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,974
Look, Charlie,
I just finished talking
to my brother
385
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,151
and he said he's going to
have us both killed if we
keep seeing each other.
386
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,065
Oh, my God, no,
that's terrible.
387
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,416
Well, he does have
friends on the outside,
so we have no choice
388
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,113
but to never see
each other again.
Take care.
389
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,984
No, no, no,
don't be afraid of Wayne.
390
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:23,292
I mean, you're his therapist,
you can change his mind.
391
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,817
This is really hard
for me to admit, but...
392
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,907
I am a terrible therapist.
393
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,998
It's true.
He's worthless.
394
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,435
Thank you, Michael.
395
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,741
I've known him for a long time,
I've seen his work.
396
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,744
There's lab rats with more
insight into human psychology.
397
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,355
So there's
nothing you can do?
398
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,052
One of his patients
actually died
399
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:47,011
from banging his head
into a brick wall out
of frustration.
400
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:50,972
Thank you, Detective,
she gets it.
401
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,715
I'm sorry,
Wynona,
402
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:58,675
I wish there
was another way,
but there's not.
403
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,591
I don't want to risk
your safety, so...
404
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,246
you should go.
405
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,683
I'm sorry.
406
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,860
I have to walk
away now.
407
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:13,603
[ whispers ]
Mostly because all I have
is a little blue spatula.
408
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:22,133
It doesn't matter now.
Nothing matters now.
409
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:33,057
I want you to have this.
410
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,277
His name is Ted Bunny.
411
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:39,760
Oh, like Ted Bundy.
That's cute.
412
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,591
Good-bye, Charlie.
413
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:47,333
Good-bye, Wynona.
414
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,683
Whenever I'm traveling
down the highway
415
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:53,034
and I see
some roadkill,
416
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,905
I'll think of you.
417
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,606
[ sobbing ]
418
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,655
A spatula?
419
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,224
[ creepy voice ]
Yes...
420
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,879
a spatula.
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