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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,577 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 2 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,347 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON. 3 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,149 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 4 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:19,553 WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE? 5 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,289 IN YOUR SOCK DRAWER. 6 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,824 HOW COULD YOU? 7 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:28,496 AFTER ALL WE'VE DONE FOR YOU. 8 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,264 OK. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 9 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,166 IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK. 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,704 IT'S OREGANO AND FRESH ROSEMARY. 11 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,706 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YOU CAN COOK! 12 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:39,507 YOU PUNK! 13 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,675 NO! NO, I CAN'T COOK. I SWEAR! 14 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,043 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS? 15 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:46,880 THIS, UH... IT'S MARIJUANA. 16 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,317 THIS WHOLE TIME WE'VE BEEN EATING HER SLOP, 17 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,685 AND YOU'RE A DAMN GOURMET! 18 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,654 NO! NO, IT'S POT. I SWEAR. 19 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,589 I--I SMOKE IT WITH MY FRIENDS. 20 00:00:55,623 --> 00:01:00,961 I--I LOVE TO TOKE UP ON THE FAT DADDIES... 21 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,230 DUDE. 22 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,931 OH, I BLAME MYSELF. 23 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:05,699 HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED ALL THE SIGNS? 24 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,068 I MEAN, JUST LAST MONTH I WAS DOING LAUNDRY, 25 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:11,372 AND I FOUND A MEASURING SPOON IN HIS PANTS. 26 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,408 I WAS AS BLIND AS YOU, SALLY. 27 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:15,943 AT THE MALL HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO 28 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,478 THE COMIC BOOK STORE 29 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,413 BUT I SAW HIM COME OUT OF THE WILLIAMS-SONOMA. 30 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,048 OH! 31 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:24,352 OH, TOMMY. 32 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,721 IT'S CONFECTIONERS' SUGAR! 33 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:28,956 CONFECTIONERS' SUGAR?! 34 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,491 SO YOU'VE BEEN BAKING, TOO! 35 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,025 OH! 36 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:34,695 LOOK WHAT YOUR SELFISHNESS HAS DONE TO SALLY. 37 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,897 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! 38 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:41,335 OH, BUT FIRST, MAKE ME A SPINACH AND FENNEL FRITTATA. 39 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,072 HEY, TOMMY. WHAT DO YOU GOT? 40 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:20,641 THEY HAD SOME REALLY NICE SNAPPER. 41 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,909 OH, GREAT! 42 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,611 I GOTTA SAY, I FEEL LIBERATED 43 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,112 NOT HAVING TO SNEAK AROUND ALL THE TIME. 44 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,581 IT'S JUST SO NICE BEING ABLE TO WEAR MY APRON 45 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,683 OUT IN THE OPEN. 46 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,151 WELL, THAT BREAKFAST WAS GREAT. 47 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,020 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER HAD A SPINACH FRITTATA. 48 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:35,956 INCOMING MESSAGE... 49 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,791 FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 50 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:40,127 OH, MY GOD. DICK, GET IN HERE! 51 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,061 WHAT IS IT? 52 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,896 OUR RECORDS INDICATE THAT YOUR STATUS REPORT 53 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:46,334 IS 22 DAYS LATE. 54 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,469 PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR FINISHED REPORT 55 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,771 TO THE BIG GIANT HEAD'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT, 56 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,173 BIG GIANT JENNY. 57 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,644 I HATE THAT BITCH. 58 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,414 TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3, 2, 1. 59 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,316 AH-CHOO. 60 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,017 OH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 61 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,319 DICK DIDN'T FINISH THE STATUS REPORT. 62 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,086 YOU DIDN'T?! 63 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,988 OH, COME ON. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 64 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,558 ANYWAY, I'VE HAD MORE IMPORTANT THINGS ON MY MIND. 65 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,759 THIS WEEKEND, MARY AND I 66 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:12,893 ARE CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY. 67 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,161 ANNIVERSARY OF WHAT? 68 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,064 THE SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FIRST REAL DATE 69 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,967 AND ITS REAL-DATE CONSEQUENCES. 70 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,235 INFER AT WILL. 71 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:24,472 OHH. WHOA. 72 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,106 SHE'S NOT EVEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 73 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,208 WELL, WE DON'T CHOOSE TO RESTRICT OURSELVES 74 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:30,511 WITH TERMS LIKE GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND. 75 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,646 WE DON'T CORRAL OUR EMOTIONS. 76 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,415 NO, WE LET THEM RUN FREE 77 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:38,051 ON THE OPEN PLAINS OF AMBIGUITY. 78 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:40,354 SO MARY WON'T LET YOU CALL HER YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 79 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:42,956 SHE PREFERS THAT I DON'T. 80 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,926 HELLO, HARRY. 81 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,397 VICKI. 82 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,333 YOU'RE ALIVE! 83 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,034 OH, VERY MUCH SO. 84 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,404 OHH! BUT--BUT... 85 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,005 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. 86 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:01,642 OH, PLEASE DON'T SAY THE ALPHABET. 87 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:04,978 NO... 88 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:08,015 HARRY, WHILE I WAS AWAY I-- 89 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,850 I HAD NEEDS. 90 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:12,986 OH, REALLY? 91 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:16,223 AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT INVOLVE MYSELF WITH MEN 92 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:20,594 IN AN OVERLY CARNAL, NAKED WAY. 93 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:21,829 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 94 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,397 I HAD... 95 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:24,532 A BOYFRIEND. 96 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:25,633 HIS NAME WAS RANDY. 97 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:28,302 BUT--BUT IT'S ALL OVER NOW, HARRY. 98 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,540 OH, REALLY? 99 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,508 YES, REALLY. 100 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:37,345 WELL, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 101 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,317 Mary: * JUNE IS BUSTING OUT ALL OVER * 102 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:46,854 * ALL OVER THE MEADOW AND THE HILL * 103 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,428 HA HA! 104 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:55,929 JUST FINISHED YOUR LAST CLASS. 105 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,898 YOU KNOW IT! 106 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,132 HA HA! 107 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,834 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THOSE KIDS, AREN'T YOU? 108 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,136 OH, YEAH. THAT'S WHY I NEVER LEARN THEIR NAMES. 109 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,005 IT WOULD BE TOO HARD. 110 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:05,906 YES! 111 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,274 NINA. MARY. 112 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,776 HI, DICK! 113 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,678 OH, HO HO HO HO HO HO! 114 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,346 OH, YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD. 115 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,146 I AM. 116 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,214 WOULD IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH 117 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,683 A CERTAIN SPECIAL DAY? 118 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,617 OF COURSE. 119 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,286 IT IS THE MOST FANTASTIC DAY OF THE YEAR. 120 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,754 OH, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. IN FACT, 121 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,690 I'M THROWING A LITTLE PARTY FOR US 122 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,124 TO CELEBRATE IT. GREAT! 123 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,393 NINA, DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS 124 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,427 FOR SATURDAY NIGHT? 125 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,495 OH, I HAVE A CONCERT. 126 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,796 OH, TERRIFIC. 127 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,063 THAT SPARES ME THE AWKWARDNESS 128 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,332 OF NOT INVITING YOU. 129 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,604 OH, GOOD NIGHT, DON. 130 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:37,705 GOOD NIGHT, SALLY. 131 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,173 AND, BY THE WAY... KICK-ASS DATE! 132 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,609 OOH, COME IN FOR A SECOND. 133 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:42,743 HEY, YOU GUYS! 134 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,944 BIG NEWS. 135 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,913 DON AND I WERE SEEING A MOVIE-- 136 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:46,747 UH, SALLY? 137 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,716 AND OLD DONNY HERE GOT TO SECOND BASE! 138 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,050 THAT'S UP MY SHIRT! 139 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,351 DONNY, GOOD FOR YOU! 140 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,186 WAY TO GO! 141 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,188 OH, HEY, DON, 142 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:57,024 YOU SHOULD SEE THEM IN THE LIGHT. 143 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:01,061 [SIMULATES RADIO CALL] 144 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:02,195 ROGER. 145 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,230 I--I GOTTA GO. 146 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,932 I'M WORKING ON A PAIR OF HOT TIPS. 147 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,401 AND--A FIRM BUST. 148 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,036 A BIG--BIG BUST. 149 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,204 THERE'S BEEN A MURDER! 150 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,041 BYE, MR. HAPPY HANDS. 151 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:17,611 OH, GOD. THAT WAS FUN. 152 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,713 I WANT MORE. 153 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:20,481 MORE WHAT? 154 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:21,415 WELL, I'M NOT SURE, 155 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,017 BUT I THINK I'M READY TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY. 156 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,320 HEY! GOOD FOR YOU, LIEUTENANT. 157 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:30,824 I WANT DON TO GO TO THIRD BASE. 158 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,961 WAIT, SALLY, THAT'S STILL GONNA LEAVE YOU 90 FEET SHORT. 159 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:39,232 HEY, YOU KNOW, I HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY. 160 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,401 SATURDAY NIGHT I'M HOSTING A ROMANTIC DINNER PARTY. 161 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:42,436 YOU AND DON SHOULD COME. 162 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,537 THAT'S PERFECT! 163 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,138 YEAH. TELL HIM TO SWING FOR THE FENCE. 164 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,940 I WILL! 165 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,377 TOMMY? 166 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,446 WHO DISTURBS ME? 167 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,282 WHY WEREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL TODAY? 168 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:56,416 WERE YOU SICK OR SOMETHING? 169 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:59,687 YES. SICK OVER THE LACK OF FRESH RAPINI GREENS 170 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,955 IN THIS CURSED TOWN. 171 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,191 HOW DID YOU LEARN TO COOK? 172 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:05,258 I SHOULD JUST AS SOON ASK, 173 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,528 "HOW DID YOU LEARN TO BREATHE?" 174 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,763 NOW STIR THIS CREME FRAICHE. 175 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:10,631 FOR HOW LONG? 176 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:13,634 UNTIL YOUR ARM FALLS OFF. 177 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,938 OH, VICKI! 178 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:18,839 WOW. 179 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,674 EVERYBODY LOOKS SO NICE. 180 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,010 I FEEL LIKE I'M AT THE TRACK. 181 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:25,045 VICKI, YOU REMEMBER 182 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,314 MY TRUE LOVE, DR. MARY ALBRIGHT? 183 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,315 OH, YES. 184 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,684 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, VICKI. 185 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:33,521 OH, YES, MA'AM, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. 186 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,689 DOCTOR. 187 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:38,325 YOU KNOW, I HAVE THIS LITTLE PAIN IN MY LOWER BACK-- 188 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:39,593 OH, VICKI, 189 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,261 I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR. 190 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,765 I'M A DOCTOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY. 191 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,367 WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT, LIKE, THE REAR? 192 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,640 SO I SAID TO THE BURGLAR, 193 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,742 "NOT YOUR PANTS, THE GUN!" 194 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,510 THE GUN! HA HA! 195 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,245 HA HA! 196 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:06,186 OH, THAT--THAT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN. 197 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,055 SO, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW 198 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,489 WHAT YOU WERE DOING THE FIRST TIME? 199 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,891 OH, PLEASE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING. 200 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,192 HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. 201 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,863 THE BUS KEPT MAKING ALL THOSE STOPS. 202 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,434 YEAH, BUT YOU FIGURED IT OUT. 203 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,470 OBVIOUSLY. 204 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,439 YEAH, IT WAS AWKWARD AT FIRST. BUT, YOU KNOW, 205 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,676 ONCE WE GOT THAT SEAT TO OURSELVES. 206 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,744 IT GOT BETTER. 207 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,816 SO THE THIEVES DROVE OFF, 208 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,318 AND HIS WOODEN LEG WAS STILL IN THE CAR! 209 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,488 OH, MY GOD! HA HA! 210 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,860 HI, HI, HI. VICKI, THESE JUST CAME FOR YOU. 211 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,396 OH, MY. HONEY, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 212 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,498 OH, GEE. 213 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,400 LOOK, THERE'S A CARD. 214 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,035 OH, GEE. 215 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,739 "I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU. LOVE, RANDY." 216 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,008 OH, GEE. 217 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,275 THIS CAME FOR YOU, TOO, HARRY. 218 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,243 OH. 219 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:07,080 "HARRY, WATCH YOUR BACK, RANDY." 220 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,383 WELL, THAT'S JUST GOOD ADVICE. 221 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,820 EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY. 222 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,455 FIRST, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL 223 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,224 FOR COMING TO OUR LITTLE FETE. 224 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:21,561 TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE DEFINING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 225 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,597 AND I KNOW I SPEAK FOR MARY WHEN I SAY 226 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,099 THAT SHE FEELS THE SAME WAY. 227 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,768 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DARLING. 228 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,502 AW. 229 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:32,305 EXCUSE ME? 230 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:35,208 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. TO US. 231 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:36,877 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 232 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,080 UH-OH. 233 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,214 2 YEARS AGO THIS NIGHT 234 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,084 I IRREVOCABLY GAVE YOU MY HEART... 235 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,419 AND MY BODY. 236 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,456 BUT APPARENTLY THAT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU. 237 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,927 NO, NOW I REMEMBER! 238 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:57,397 HA HA! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DICK. 239 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,532 WHO HAS ROOM FOR KIWI TARTS? 240 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,369 I DON'T! 241 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,745 OPEN THE DOOR, DICK. 242 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,214 SALLY, MAYBE DICK NEEDS SOME TIME TO COOL OFF. 243 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,217 I KNOW, BUT MY BEDROOM'S THROUGH HIS. 244 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,986 CAN'T IT WAIT? 245 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,321 YEAH, I GUESS IT CAN. 246 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,124 I JUST THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE SEX NOW. 247 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:29,863 DICK! DICK, I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3, 248 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,632 AND THEN I'M BLOWING THE LOCKS OFF! 249 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,275 IT'S COLD, 250 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,610 BUT THE SAUCE IS SO DELICIOUS. 251 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,912 WHAT DO YOU PUT IN IT? 252 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,547 YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SHARE MY SECRET RECIPE 253 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,082 WITH YOU? 254 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,450 WOULD I MAKE A CONFIDANTE 255 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,352 OF MY POT SCRUBBER? 256 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,322 I THINK NOT! 257 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,560 VICKI, ANOTHER DELIVERY FOR YOU. 258 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,629 NOT FROM RANDY?! 259 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:08,268 EWW! EWW! 260 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,737 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE QUINCY TO KNOW 261 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:12,873 THAT'S A PIG'S HEART. 262 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,075 WELL, IT'S A NICE THOUGHT. 263 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,878 I'LL GO GET A VASE. 264 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,215 SALLY, WE'RE IN! 265 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:22,682 DICK. 266 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,416 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 267 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,085 OH, LET ME EXPLAIN. 268 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:25,753 YOU CAN EXPLAIN, 269 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,787 BUT I STILL WON'T LIKE YOU. 270 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,756 UH, DON'T MIND US. 271 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,624 POLICE LINE. DO NOT CROSS. 272 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,161 MY FAMILY WAS RIGHT. 273 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,129 WE DON'T HAVE A REAL RELATIONSHIP. 274 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,998 DICK, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 275 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,166 OH, AM I? 276 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,333 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH 277 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,969 TO MAKE THIS EVENING SPECIAL FOR US-- 278 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,203 THE PLANNING? THE PREPARATION? 279 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,404 DO YOU THINK THIS ENSEMBLE 280 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,941 JUST THREW ITSELF TOGETHER? 281 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:48,976 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 282 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,278 WHAT I WANT IS FOR YOU TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 283 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,612 FINE. I'M SORRY. 284 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:53,814 OH, AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO JUST MAGICALLY 285 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:54,647 MAKE IT ALL BETTER? 286 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,817 YOU'RE SORRY?! 287 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:57,650 LOOK, DICK, 288 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,319 THERE HAVE BEEN PLENTY OF TIMES 289 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:02,455 WHEN YOU HAVE DONE STUPID AND INSENSITIVE THINGS. 290 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,590 AHA! 291 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,324 SO YOU ADMIT THAT WHAT YOU DID 292 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,393 WAS STUPID AND INSENSITIVE. 293 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:06,960 FINE. 294 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:07,928 SOMETHING I MIGHT DO. 295 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:08,796 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 296 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:09,763 FOR THE FIRST TIME, MARY, 297 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:13,733 YOU ARE JUST AS STUPID AND INSENSITIVE AS I AM! 298 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,369 OK. WE'RE EQUALLY DUMB. 299 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,871 HAPPY, DICK? 300 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:21,441 WELL, HAPPI...ER. 301 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,544 SO, UH, DON. YOU READY? 302 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,479 YES. 303 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,483 SO--SO WE'RE GONNA DO IT? 304 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,451 I WANT TO DO IT. YOU WANT TO DO IT? 305 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,053 I WANT TO DO IT. 306 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,157 SO, UH, YOU READY TO ROCK MY WORLD? 307 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,258 WELL, YOU'RE-- 308 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:38,926 [CLEARS THROAT] 309 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,861 DEFINITELY IN FOR A JOSTLE. 310 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,096 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 311 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,999 I'M--I'M TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES. 312 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,368 OH, RIGHT. YES! 313 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:52,505 LET'S GET NAKED. THAT'S BRILLIANT! 314 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,374 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT, ISN'T IT? 315 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,708 I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE IT. 316 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,846 WELL, GOOD. 317 00:12:58,879 --> 00:12:59,746 AND--AND EVEN IF I DON'T 318 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,349 IT WON'T LAST THAT LONG, RIGHT? 319 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,885 WELL, SALLY, I, UH-- 320 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,553 NO. 321 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,554 GOOD. 322 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,656 UH, SALLY, UH, IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR 323 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,958 THAT YOU WOULD LIKE, 324 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,527 I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE. 325 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,931 OH, ARE YOU KIDDING? 326 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,200 THERE'S--THERE'S LOTS OF STUFF I LIKE. 327 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,803 I MEAN, THERE'S THAT WHOLE... 328 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,406 THE FAMOUS, UH, TRIPLE-- 329 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,942 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 330 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:33,580 SO, WHAT HAS THIS FLAGRANT DISPLAY OF INSENSITIVITY 331 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,016 TAUGHT YOU, MARY? 332 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,084 THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A MONOPOLY 333 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,119 ON IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR. 334 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,054 EXACTLY. 335 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,090 SO, DICK, CAN YOU FORGIVE AND FORGET? 336 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,624 OH, I FORGIVE. 337 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,593 BUT I DON'T FORGET. 338 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,362 AND I DON'T FORGIVE. 339 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,300 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL NIGHT. 340 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,803 AND YOU'RE A GENIUS. 341 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,838 MY GENIUS. 342 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,440 I'M HUNGRY FOR YOU, TOMMY. 343 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,742 AND I KNOW YOU HUNGER FOR ME. 344 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:03,977 OH, TOMMY! 345 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,112 OH, AUGUST. 346 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:05,712 [DING] 347 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,047 OH, WAIT. MY SOUFFLÉ. 348 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,649 OH, TOMMY, TOMMY! 349 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,818 LET IT BURN. 350 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,353 [SLAMS OVEN DOOR] 351 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,757 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. 352 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,061 GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! 353 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,395 YOU CHEFS... 354 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,130 ARE ALL ALIKE. 355 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,864 EH. 356 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,735 SO, YOU MEAN HE'S WILLING TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT? 357 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,939 YEAH, BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ASK HIM FOR. 358 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:35,408 WHOA! THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A HIGH-CLASS PROBLEM. 359 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,344 IT IS? 360 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,380 LOOK, IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR MOOD, YOU KNOW? 361 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,350 ARE YOU FEELING NAUGHTY? 362 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,018 SAUCY? 363 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,554 RAMBUNCTIOUS? 364 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,523 ACTUALLY, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GASSY. 365 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,127 WELL, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR ROOM! 366 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,428 OK! 367 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,731 YOU GO FOR IT, GIRL. 368 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,468 MAN! NOW WHERE WERE WE? 369 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,835 WELL, LET'S SEE... 370 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,605 I AM DR. MONICA VAN KLEEF, 371 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,541 CHIEF OF NEUROSURGERY AT GENERAL HOSPITAL, 372 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,144 AND YOU HAVE A VERY SERIOUS CONDITION 373 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,579 THAT COULD RELAPSE AT ANY MOMENT. 374 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,948 YES, I'M NOT FEELING VERY... 375 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,583 STABLE! 376 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,152 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 377 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,489 PATIENT EXHIBITING DANGEROUS EROTIC SYMPTOMS. 378 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,459 YOUR STATUS REPORT IS NOW 23 DAYS LATE. 379 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,394 OH, YEAH, BABY. 380 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,729 I'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL! 381 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,299 PENALTIES FOR LACK OF COMPLIANCE 382 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,167 WILL BE SWIFT AND SEVERE. 383 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:37,237 OH, YOU MAKE ME PAY THAT PENALTY, HARRY! 384 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,605 OH! 385 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,573 YEAH! OH, YEAH! BIG GIANT! 386 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,675 BIG GIANT! 387 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,878 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO OVER IT ONE MORE TIME, SHALL WE? 388 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,847 OH, DICK, CAN'T WE JUST LET IT GO? 389 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,284 MAY 20, 1996, 7 O'CLOCK P.M. 390 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,953 WE ARRIVE TOGETHER AT THE RESTAURANT, AND WHAT HAPPENS? 391 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,126 WE SIT DOWN. 392 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,494 I ORDER TERIYAKI SHRIMP, 393 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,630 YOU ORDER WATER. 394 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,632 DINNER IS LOVELY. 395 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,500 WE MAKE OUT. 396 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,037 I TAKE YOU HOME AND MAKE 397 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,539 THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE! 398 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,773 WHAT? 399 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,109 OH! FALLING FOR YOU! 400 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,846 SINCE THAT DAY, I HAVE GOTTEN VERY GOOD AT FORGIVING. 401 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,448 YOU EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF MY COLLEAGUES... 402 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,482 I FORGIVE YOU. 403 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,716 YOU KILL MY FISH, 404 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,917 I FORGIVE YOU! 405 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,020 YOU PAINT FLAMES ON MY CAR, 406 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,488 I FORGIVE YOU. 407 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,158 YOU MOCK MY WORK, YOU INSULT MY PARENTS, 408 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,360 YOU DESTROY OUR ENGAGEMENT, 409 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,727 AND STILL... 410 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,830 I FORGIVE YOU. 411 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,433 YOU FORGAVE ME FOR ALL THAT? 412 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,603 WHY DO YOU THINK I'M HERE?! 413 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:46,073 BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY IN LOVE WITH ME? 414 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,276 WELL, I'M CRAZY. 415 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,378 IN LOVE WITH ME? 416 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,548 OH, MARY. 417 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,286 I FORGIVE YOU. 418 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:03,223 OK, LET ME BE THE CRAZY MENTAL PATIENT NOW. 419 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:06,459 INCOMING MESSAGE... 420 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,295 WHA?! 421 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,864 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 422 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,233 WAIT A MINUTE, HON. WHERE YOU GOIN'? 423 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,568 I GOTTA TELL DICK SOMETHING. 424 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,411 CAN I HELP YOU? 425 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,945 HUH? 426 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,682 CAN I HELP YOU? 427 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,750 YEAH. 428 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,353 I'M LOOKIN' FOR A SCRAWNY LITTLE RUNT. 429 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,824 OHH. WELL, THERE ARE A FEW OF THOSE AROUND HERE. 430 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,926 WELL, THIS GUY BETTER LOOK OUT. 431 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,162 OH, YEAH! 432 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,198 'CAUSE I'M A BAD, BAD APPLE AND I'M ROTTEN TO THE CORE. 433 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:45,998 NOTED. 434 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,734 YOU NOTE IT GOOD, BABY, 435 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:51,304 'CAUSE RANDY DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET IN HIS WAY. 436 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,972 I'M GONNA FIND THIS GUY. 437 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,875 OH, YEAH! 438 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,746 AND WHEN I DO, I'M GONNA PUT A HURT ON HIM 439 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,947 AND... 440 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,316 LEAVE THIS NOTE. 441 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,355 "DEAR VICKI, 442 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,657 "I CAME TO RECLAIM YOU. 443 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,526 OH, YEAH!" 444 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:18,565 "I ALSO INTEND TO KIDNAP HARRY." 445 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,404 YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE READING OTHER PEOPLE'S MAIL. 446 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,774 HEH HEH HEH HEH. 447 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,742 I THINK YOU'RE HARRY. 448 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,612 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE HARRY. 449 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,748 UHH! 450 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,784 AH-AH-AH! 451 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,191 MMM! 452 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,727 COME ON! 453 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,629 OHH, DON. 454 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,664 OHH, SALLY. 455 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,932 OHH, DON. 456 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,501 OHH, SALLY. 457 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,970 I'M NAUGHTY, I'M SAUCY, I'M RAMBUNCTIOUS, 458 00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,473 AND I'VE GOT A HIGH-CLASS PROBLEM! 459 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,808 OH, SALLY! 460 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,876 Vicki: OH, MY GOD! HELP! 461 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:09,081 UNH! SALLY! SALLY! 462 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,318 HELP! HELP! 463 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,051 WHAT'S GOING ON? 464 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,286 RANDY TOOK MY HARRY! 465 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,554 WHAT? WHO TOOK HARRY? 466 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:19,091 WHO IN JEHOVAH'S NAME POKED MY SOUFFLé?! 467 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,027 [TIRES SQUEALING] 468 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:21,861 OH, MY GOD! 469 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:25,632 [EVERYONE SHOUTING] 470 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,766 HARRY'S GONE! 471 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,834 HARRY'S GONE! 472 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,202 HARRY'S GONE! 473 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,338 WE KNOW! SHUT UP! 474 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,373 MY BIG GIANT HEAD IS GONE. 475 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,007 HUH? WHAT? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? 476 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,278 THAT WAS ONE OF OUR LITTLE BEDROOM CHARACTERS. 477 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,781 INCOMING MESSAGE, BABY. 478 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,350 FAMILY MEETING! FAMILY MEETING! 479 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,984 HARRY'S BEEN ABDUCTED! THIS IS NOT GOOD. 480 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,654 HE'S IN TRANSMISSION MODE. THAT PSYCHO'S GONNA HEAR HIM. 481 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,888 OUR COVER'S GONNA BE BLOWN! 482 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,189 HARRY'S NOT GONNA GET TO SAY MUCH 483 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,691 IF THE PSYCHO CUTS HIS HEAD OFF. 484 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,925 OH, THANK GOD. 485 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,328 NO! THAT'S A BAD THING! 486 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,431 WELL YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE THEY GET TOO FAR?! 487 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,433 THE SAFEST THING FOR US TO DO IS GO BACK TO BED 488 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,135 AND LET THE PROFESSIONALS TAKE CARE OF IT. 489 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,007 WE OUGHT TO CHECK OUT THE BARS BY THE RAILYARDS FIRST. 490 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,309 GOOD IDEA. LET'S GO! 491 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,344 OH, WAIT. [BEEPING] 492 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,381 MY LINZER TORTE IS READY. 493 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,882 AHH. AHH. AHH. 494 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,784 LET'S GO! 495 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,156 YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY TO MESS WITH, HARRY. 496 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,393 OH, YEAH! 497 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,262 I WAS BORN WITH TEETH, BABY! 498 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,531 AH-CHOO! 499 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,302 I'M SORRY. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE TAPE? 500 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,336 NO. 501 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,505 DO YOU WANT ME TO TRY AND PUT THIS PIECE BACK ON? 502 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:42,041 PUT A SOCK IN YOUR BLOW-HOLE, SHAMU! 503 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,111 I'M SORRY, RANDY, IT'S JUST THAT I'M NOT USED TO-- 504 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:48,715 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 505 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,718 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, YOU GOIN' HULK ON ME?! 506 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:55,555 DUE TO YOUR HIGH COMMANDER'S FAILURE TO SUBMIT YOUR REPORT IN A TIMELY MANNER, 507 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,925 YOUR INTERPLANETARY MISSION IS NOW SUBJECT TO AUDIT. 508 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,159 WHAT THE HELL? 509 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,028 REMEMBER, YOUR HUMAN BODIES 510 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,796 ARE PROPERTY OF THE BIG GIANT HEAD 511 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,733 AND CAN BE REVOKED AT ANY TIME. 512 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,636 HOT DIGGITY DAMN! 513 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,804 THIS AIN'T NO NORMAL RUNT. 514 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,241 I GOT ME A BONA FIDE FREAK! 515 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,143 THERE COULD BE MONEY IN THIS! 516 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:27,720 OH, YEAH! 517 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,589 * IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA 518 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:40,700 [HUMMING] 519 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:44,337 OH, HELL, THIS IS CILANTRO. 520 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:49,342 MMM. IT'S NOT BAD, THOUGH. 521 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,379 BEATS THE HELL OUTTA BASIL. 33968

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