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东姑 你好神气啊 搬到外面住大房子啦
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神气什么呀 我老公运气好讨了我
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学人家炒地产赚了一点钱
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喂
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喂
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等一下他们三个随便一个老公回来 就不打了
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喂 喂
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是没电还是断线呢
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用我这个好了 来 给你
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不用了
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响了 喂
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我糊了 浑一色 对对糊 八番 给钱
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妈 今年三十好多人来拿钱 我不回来吃饭了
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喂
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拜托了 快给
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哎 我忘了听电话
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喂 神经病
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你干什么 蹦来蹦去的
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唔
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老妈 你刚才喂喂喂的 什么事呀
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刚刚有个人打电话来 是个女孩子
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喂一声就把电话挂了 真是神经病
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三十晚上你要不要吃饭
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最好可以不吃
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反正我有的是节目
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不过 用不着急
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遵命
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老爸 收到了没有
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我是找我老爸
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老爸 你在哪里
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还能在哪里
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在楼下把车擦干净
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老爸 快点回吃团圆饭
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今天晚上菜很好 有鱼有肉
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有鱼有肉 那不是三家烤肉一家香嘛
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立刻回家
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哗 哈 单约一筒 海底捞月
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给钱 给钱
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老妈 老爸说在楼下擦完车立刻上来
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你叫他慢慢擦啊
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老爸老爸 菜开始变凉了
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这么快输回去了
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谁个这么厉害
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你快点上来吧 十万火急
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妈的 谁啊
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哎呀 自摸浑一色 大满贯对对糊
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收钱 收钱
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什么意思嘛 我早就等糊牌了
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老妈 老爸说还要擦很久
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什么 你叫你爸爸慢慢擦
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收到
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骠叔 你还擦车
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叫你不用等我了嘛
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对
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还没有打完啊
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老婆 我的运气真好 刚才我
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我以为你到深圳到去了
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现在不是回来了吗
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现在什么都没得吃了
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东姑 吃得怎么样
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你们两个女儿都做事了 什么时候搬啦
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搬哪儿去
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有什么地方比这里更好的
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又热闹 连你都回来打牌
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是冬凉夏暖
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还有 过完年我们就装修了
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你说包在你身上嘛 真是
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七条
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真包在你身上 太好了
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什么
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清一色对对糊 我大满贯呀
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骠叔 你真是我的福星
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你刚上来 你老婆就把我包了
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都是你
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这么晚才上来
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我本来赢了五百多块
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现在只赢了五块钱 都是你啊
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大年三十 一团和气嘛
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那倒是 赢五块也算赢啊
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现在有饭吃了吧
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你真的没找过我呀
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福临财至 要买大房子
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老公 你有没有想过什么时候买房子
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可惜你这个人没抽奖命
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申请了九次 没有一次抽中
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每年聚餐 你连鸡毛掸子都没抽中过
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外面房子多贵 你知道吗
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明年更贵啦
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殊 殊
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殊 殊 什么殊呀
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等一下我打给你
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老爸
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这么晚回来打个电话嘛
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让人担心你
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我打过了 老妈在糊牌嘛
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二姐 是你打电话给我
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是啊
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我总共打了四＋八个电话 看看什么人找我
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吃饭了
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吃饭吃饭
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上去叫你大姐 大姐夫下来吃饭
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别那么用力嘛
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老公 房屋署加菜啊
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一个月六百多块 你凑和着住吧
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老公 你运完功了没有
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别吵别吵
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动了 动了
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摸到了
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是儿子
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哗 这样你也摸得出来
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你摸这里
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这是我的肚脐眼 乱说
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我开门 我开门
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开门开门 快去快去
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装修好了
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好漂亮啊
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这么大的照片
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壁纸真特别
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电视这么大啊
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还有音响组合
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如果我们家有这么漂亮的话
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那当然
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我花了一生的积蓄来装修这房子
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老婆 看来以后我得常回大陆
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反正一样嘛 三叔已经移民外国去当大厨了
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他答应把房子借给我们长住了
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喂
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喂 阿卢吗
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三叔啊 加拿大打回来的
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三叔怎么这么早就打电话跟我拜年
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我祝你的餐馆生意兴隆 财源广进
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阿卢 你冷静点听我说
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我这餐馆的生意不怎么兴隆
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呀
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老公
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我一生的积蓄泡汤了
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老公 那怎么办嘛
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别那么紧张 大不了搬回来一起住嘛
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对呀 叫你岳父做厅长
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老公 那我们的家具呢
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别担心 这里有的是地方嘛
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你们的衣橱可以放在这里
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沙发就靠在这里
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让开 让开 帮帮忙
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别急 还有
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老婆 没路走了
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可不可以看看 有什么能扔的就扔了
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你自己看着办 别问我
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老爸 把你的马经扔了算了
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这几叠马经是我呕心沥血的记录
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是靠它把你养大的 傻瓜
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把这部旧电视丢了吧
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这塑胶袋可以扔了吧
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怎么搅的
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这是什么回事
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什么人在墙上练书法
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是啊 怎么搞的
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骠叔
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骠叔 你隔壁那个老王啊
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借了高利货的钱 现在被人追债
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明天一定要搬家了
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砍死你 别跑
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反正早晚要搬 我们早点搬吧
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我们又没有借高利货 怕什么
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我还以为你们睡着了
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你在我门口浇汽油干吗
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那你去浇隔壁嘛
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把隔壁的都烧死了 谁来还我们的钱呢
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你把我们烧死了也没用啊
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不用怕不用怕
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今天晚上演习 我不会放火的
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以后就保证不了
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你们最好赶快报警把消息传出去
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怎么办啦 怎么办啦
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老妈 这间很好啊
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四十多坪 四个房
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两百五十多万啊
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把你卖掉都买不起啊
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你的意思又买不成 是不是
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这些房子不是我们买的
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看清楚地图啊
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临时要我拐弯我可来不及啊
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我脖子都歪了
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怎么会有土人啊
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你带我们到哪里来啦
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我也不知道
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这边 快点
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准备 正式
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我的妈 那个房子究竟在那里
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你带我们来郊游吗
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好像是
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到了到了
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来
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这间屋很漂亮
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哗 风景好棒
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大点 大点
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哗 不错
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老公 这里可以摆张婴儿床
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怎么样
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一百二十万这个价钱 我看
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我老婆假装自杀 人家都不肯减价
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不能减价是不是
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那不能买了
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走吧
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这样吧 我迁就你
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一百二就一百二
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先给你五万订金
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我岳母说一百三十才卖
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什么玩意啊
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凭什么我们要买 他就贵十万呢
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是啊
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好 加十万就加十万
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曾先生 恭喜你
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有个好消息告诉你
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一百三 成交
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五万订金给你
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对了 正好 刚刚我老婆打电话回来说
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她说一百四才肯卖
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开什么玩笑
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走了 别后悔
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后悔是王八蛋
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你就是无聊 现在房子看上了就得买啊
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让我把电视音响全都卖光了 那我也乐意
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我打算生完孩子之后 也出去找点事来做
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干么 你受什么委屈啦
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她的意思是多找几份工作
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你们赚的那些都不够
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我看 只有我多打几场赢将了
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好吧 那就少打几场将好了
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王八蛋先生 又有什么好消息
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这一次是坏消息
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我们一家将陷入困境
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买你这栋一百四十万的房子
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可是问题
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又来了
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这个价钱 我家里还有人反对
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还有谁反对
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我的妈呀
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我要卖一百五十万
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听到了没有
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小妹妹
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我女儿不吃你这一套
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好吧 我跟你交换
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不要钱了
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谢谢你
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老爸 我成功了
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真没出息
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大发地产 找那一位啊
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现在有一个叫王八旦的 要一百四十万买我的房子
250
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你的意思呢
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一百五
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不好意思 这房子我现在不卖了
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你这不是在耍我们吗
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你别这么说
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你要是出一百六十万 我立刻就卖给你
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在村口 还没关门
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你去抢好了
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没钱买什么房子呀
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你们可以走了
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吃什么
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你说什么
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吃大便啦
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搞什么
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这里虽然是旧了一点
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看出去视野也远一点
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吓 这就叫远
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这里是顶楼
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没有电梯啊
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可是电线太旧了 全换掉要花很多钱
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- 对啊 - 这主人房很大
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老妈 厨房后面有个房间 是不是我的
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老婆 记不记得我们住木屋的时候
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这里是高尚住宅区啊
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我们多想搬到这里来住
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你个臭丫头
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你们喜不喜欢
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你高兴买哪里就买哪里吧
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我不管了 我快累死了
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我觉得不错 很清静
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等一等 这地方太吵了
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吃了一之亏得学一次乖
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订金
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那你会不会唱戏
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落番半边百叶窗
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她老母叫她老母骂
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她老豆态度更紧张
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你们两个不是累得不能动了吗
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嗨 老伯 刚搬来的
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以后大家是邻居 都是自己人
290
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有空过来坐啊
291
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这里是我们的音乐室 也是我们的音乐小天地
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他们只适合去欢乐小天地
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这什么样的 头发留得这么长
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Yeah
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不甩又怎么Rock呢
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Yeah
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什么Rock啊
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Rock什么
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Rock 即是摇滚
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我们还没有自我介绍呢
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像一块呢 像一个块
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Pat Pat
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我们是打成一块
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不过 我们上班的时候不戴假发
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老伯 贵姓啊
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小生林子祥
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小女林惠萍
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林忆莲
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所以你们这些小歌星让开去吧
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走 走
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又去哪里呀
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我快累死了
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回去
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有多少钱定期 就付多少钱首期
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你神经 你不会算账的
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我们定期有十一厘利息
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我的意思是 定期不要动
318
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阿珍尽管借
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我还能赚钱啊
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我是想安心点
321
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你也签个名吧
322
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不好意思呀 我是小股东
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你签吧 最重要的是努力去赚钱
324
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还要记得 明天要请假 回来搬家
325
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不行 我下午还要到深圳去办事
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老公
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光天化日别这样嘛
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老公 你这么久都不来看我
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莉疾 我这次过来找称 跟事你商量
330
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什么话到办公室再说啦
331
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先生 买个橙吧
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走吧
333
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我有事跟你说
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坐下来再说嘛
335
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说什么 你要说
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进房再说好了
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啊
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上床再说吧
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没有了
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你没有 我有
341
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我已经申请到香港去了
342
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那我一定会红的
343
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你千万不要 不会红的
344
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什么不会红啊
345
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,950
所有有个莉字的都很红
346
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:31,040
所以我叫作莉疾 一定红的
347
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不要 你千万不要来找我
348
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你要嘛就付钱养我
349
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,540
要不然的话 我一定会想办法Call你的
350
00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:41,370
什么不要 我一定会打电话找你的
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完了
352
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,200
菩萨菩萨 我们终于搬到大房子了
353
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你可要保佑我的女婿对我女儿好一点
354
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保佑我的外孙平平安安的出世
355
00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:56,410
最要要是保佑我在麻将台上
356
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保佑保佑
357
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吃饭
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我们这房子住下来很舒服嘛
359
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,370
那当然 我求菩萨保佑你们嘛
360
00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:11,580
我告诉我的朋友新电话嘛
361
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老婆 我盛汤给你喝
362
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,120
我盛给你喝啦
363
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,740
你不能不相信 才搬到新房子来
364
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,660
懂得爱妻敬岳母呀
365
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:23,250
总得拍拍马屁
366
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我去开门
367
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,370
- 慢慢喝啊 - 谢谢
368
00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:35,620
老公 你怎么又气喘啦
369
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,070
找谁啊
370
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:41,000
我是实长地产发展公司的 这张是我的名片
371
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地产公司
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不喘啦
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什么事
374
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:49,410
我们公司打算收购这栋大厦重建发展
375
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,660
能够赔多少钱
376
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:55,700
这个礼拜的下午有个居民大会
377
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,950
到时候我们老板会解释这个赔偿计划
378
00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:05,700
老公 我们这次真是发财了
379
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,870
你看这里写着 高价收购啊
380
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:13,780
我要环游世界
381
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:15,070
我要买游艇
382
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,500
我要买卡拉OK
383
00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:17,700
我要赎身
384
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:19,540
- 什么 - 赎什么身啊
385
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:27,080
我们这一家真是发财黄金屋
386
00:22:39,410 --> 00:22:42,750
如果住户受到噪音影响 应该立即向警方举报
387
00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:44,950
好 我要绳之于法
388
00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:47,000
快打电话到环保署查询
389
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,990
我要投诉我们的邻居
390
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,950
又弹结他又打鼓的
391
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,950
老爸
392
00:22:56,950 --> 00:22:58,450
我姓雷 不姓老
393
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吵死人
394
00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,700
怎么警察还不来
395
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,870
哈 来了
396
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,990
拉吧 慢慢拉吧
397
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,370
不然不够热闹
398
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,450
Yeah
399
00:23:26,790 --> 00:23:29,660
警方目前对虚报事件会严加惩罚
400
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:33,410
虚报是刑事罪行 请各位市民不要以身试法
401
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,120
林子祥 这么晚
402
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,080
怎么静下来了
403
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,240
十一点噪音管制
404
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,160
有这种法例吗
405
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:49,910
当然有啦
406
00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:50,830
有 好耐啦
407
00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:52,990
不是十一点 是＋二点嘛
408
00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:58,870
明天 明天可以唱一整天
409
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:02,250
我这个人性子急 现在想听你们唱歌
410
00:24:07,410 --> 00:24:08,370
再来一张
411
00:24:08,370 --> 00:24:09,870
这还差不多
412
00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:13,910
千万要拉克一点 不拉克要退钱的
413
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:32,700
Yeah Yeah
414
00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:35,410
我来介绍 这是我的朋友
415
00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:39,990
Yeah
416
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,450
老伯送我们一千块
417
00:24:41,450 --> 00:24:43,070
今天晚上宵夜吃鲍鱼
418
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,120
把钱还给我
419
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,280
开什么玩笑
420
00:24:47,910 --> 00:24:49,700
那才显出的你豪气嘛
421
00:24:49,950 --> 00:24:52,160
我不豪气 我很小器
422
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,030
我想要回我的一千块
423
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,070
不行
424
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,320
这样好了 我唱一首歌还给你们
425
00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:04,830
傲气傲笑万重浪
426
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:11,080
热血热胜红月光
427
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,290
怎么那么高兴
428
00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:23,330
你对面的邻居投诉你发出噪音
429
00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:25,030
把身份证拿出来
430
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,320
身份证放在家里
431
00:25:26,330 --> 00:25:27,700
那你家在那里
432
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,540
那就是说你的家人投诉你发出噪音
433
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,410
我现在过去说声起就没事啦
434
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,500
敬礼
435
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:42,870
怎么样
436
00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:45,160
开始了没有
437
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,070
各位
438
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,290
好累啊
439
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:53,580
我们实长集团 一直以来本着建设香港为宗旨
440
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,530
所以我们不断的盖房子
441
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,410
也不断的拆房子
442
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,000
新的太贵嘛
443
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,320
这一次我们打算把这里
444
00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:08,870
重建一个大型的现代化屋邨
445
00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:14,160
你别那么多瘫话 你到底赔偿我们多少钱
446
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,870
对呀 你赔多少钱
447
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:18,700
至于赔偿的问题
448
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,870
他会向你们解释的
449
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,750
各位 首先我要跟大家 宣布一个内幕消息
450
00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:34,790
发觉这里结构出现了问题
451
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,370
也就是说
452
00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:38,120
这里已经被列为危楼
453
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:46,120
大家不用怕 本公司这一次的收购行动
454
00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:50,120
目的就是让你们大家不会血本无归
455
00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:56,080
就是这个
456
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:57,620
哎 是多少
457
00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:58,950
快说 我还未买菜啊
458
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,450
是每一个四十万
459
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,160
发财了 老公 我的金麻将有着落了
460
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:10,000
我的游艇
461
00:27:13,870 --> 00:27:16,200
各位各位 仔细给大家说一次
462
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,750
是每户四十万呀
463
00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:20,950
你这不是骗人吗
464
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:22,320
对啊 你神经病啊
465
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,570
骗局 这是个大骗局
466
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:29,290
你骗人
467
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,910
骗局
468
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,120
大骗局
469
00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,790
打倒强权
470
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,950
打倒骗子
471
00:27:45,370 --> 00:27:48,830
打倒没良心的地产商
472
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:50,320
大骗子
473
00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:51,540
你快滚吧
474
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,540
快走快走
475
00:27:57,450 --> 00:27:58,660
别乱来啊
476
00:27:59,830 --> 00:28:01,030
他们想买
477
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,540
我们不一定卖
478
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:07,620
喂
479
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,030
色情狂 讲话好恶心啊
480
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,450
挂上呀 还拿着干什么
481
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:22,160
那家伙有毛病的 真是
482
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,490
睡觉睡觉啦
483
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,080
谁叫你抢着听电话
484
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,040
我警告你不要再打电话来
485
00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:35,160
叫佩佩听电话
486
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:40,290
- 知道了 - 睡觉吧 老公
487
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,700
我起来尿了两次了 你还在打电话
488
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:52,990
我不跟你聊了 明天再说吧
489
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,500
你要聊到什么时候
490
00:28:56,830 --> 00:29:00,410
将来我介绍你去做接线生 好好说个够
491
00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:05,950
够了 别再聊了
492
00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:10,950
是啊 已经第三次了
493
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:11,830
你怎么知道
494
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,290
你哪一位
495
00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:16,700
等一下我再提醒你 哈
496
00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:41,280
听听
497
00:29:41,290 --> 00:29:43,290
你去听吧
498
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:46,820
喂
499
00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:48,000
该起来尿尿了
500
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:53,580
我刚刚睡睡 待会再聊呀
501
00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:55,790
神经病 这么无聊
502
00:29:55,830 --> 00:29:57,080
谁啊
503
00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:05,500
搞什么啊
504
00:30:06,450 --> 00:30:08,120
回去睡吧
505
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,070
有没有搞错
506
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,870
一个晚上叮叮当当的 怎么睡呀
507
00:30:36,450 --> 00:30:38,570
原来一个晚上是你们两个在捣蛋
508
00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:40,830
再敲门我就报警 哼
509
00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:48,370
我只是想问问他有没有按我们的门铃
510
00:30:56,450 --> 00:30:57,870
早 许太太
511
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,790
早 骠婶
512
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,790
早骠婶
513
00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,200
张太太早
514
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,500
小乖乖 早安
515
00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:21,410
晚安
516
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,410
一地的弹珠 想摔死人呀
517
00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:28,540
就是
518
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,370
停车
519
00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:46,330
- 是 - 开车
520
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,120
停车 停车
521
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,540
就差这一栋
522
00:31:57,660 --> 00:32:00,330
不过你放心 我很快就可搞定了
523
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:03,370
他说 "你放心 很快就会搞定了"
524
00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:09,580
你从这个角度 这样看过去 你看看
525
00:32:10,410 --> 00:32:11,540
老兄呀
526
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,500
活该
527
00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:24,740
好了 再有人按门铃就会电死他
528
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:28,240
还有 如果晚上还有人打电话 来骚扰你们
529
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,620
就可以用我自己做这个
530
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:31,870
超高频率发射器来对付他
531
00:32:31,870 --> 00:32:33,830
怎么超高法 我看看
532
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,750
要靠电话筒才有用嘛
533
00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,370
那我就作弄我的朋友
534
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,450
你们在搞什么
535
00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:43,910
老妈 弄好了没有
536
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,790
好了 谁个来就让他好看
537
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,290
还不准备吃饭 加了菜啦
538
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:53,870
子祥老伯
539
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,330
老伯再见
540
00:33:10,870 --> 00:33:12,120
呀
541
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,120
老爸触电了
542
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,570
我的信啊
543
00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:24,320
你抢什么 姐夫的
544
00:33:24,330 --> 00:33:25,950
是我的信 你抢什么
545
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,620
柔情难述 电话详谈
546
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,250
我的电情 我的电话
547
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,000
喂
548
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,330
我的耳朵
549
00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,160
你们说什么 说什么
550
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,120
什么人啊
551
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,250
看他还敢不敢瞎说话
552
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:08,700
话该
553
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,580
是谁上当了
554
00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:17,660
看你还敢不敢乱按门铃
555
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:24,830
什么都不行
556
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,250
我的妈呀 救命呀
557
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,540
那么容易啊
558
00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:48,530
什么事
559
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:49,620
拆窗子的
560
00:34:52,950 --> 00:34:54,200
说你们这儿太吵了
561
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,540
所以大家出钱把你们的窗子换成铝窗
562
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,450
香港哪有这么便宜的事 真笨
563
00:35:03,410 --> 00:35:04,750
吃撑着
564
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,370
老伯 这首歌叫《疯了》
565
00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:47,830
你们才疯了
566
00:35:48,290 --> 00:35:50,280
子祥老伯 对我们的音乐
567
00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:51,570
你应该多多鼓励嘛
568
00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:56,700
玩摇滚声音太小没意思
569
00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:57,990
那干脆不唱好了
570
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,410
不唱那最好
571
00:35:59,410 --> 00:36:02,120
不唱 没有精神寄托我们会堕落啊
572
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,750
可能会堕楼啊
573
00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:08,870
回去
574
00:36:10,910 --> 00:36:12,740
老伯 我忘了谢谢你们了
575
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,200
世界上那有这么便宜的事呀
576
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,320
你们以为我钱太多了
577
00:36:20,330 --> 00:36:21,990
脑子长在屁股上
578
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,080
你们被人家骗了 傻蛋
579
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,910
那我们的窗
580
00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:28,740
怎么办啊
581
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,660
你再跟这些人玩 早晚被赶出学校
582
00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:31,950
对
583
00:36:37,830 --> 00:36:39,570
找人回来把窗子换成铝窗
584
00:36:39,580 --> 00:36:40,530
结婚这么多年
585
00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:42,570
你从来没有这么大方过
586
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:45,280
你明知道我不会那么大方 你也相信啦
587
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,410
这边也没有了
588
00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:50,410
完了完了
589
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:51,700
老爸 你选的窗花的颜色
590
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,410
跟我们的壁纸配合得真是天衣无缝
591
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,910
这么大风怎么办
592
00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:12,070
快来挡住啊 快
593
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,450
我的电视机啊
594
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,790
快 快帮忙
595
00:37:18,450 --> 00:37:20,200
你们快来帮忙啊
596
00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:25,540
老妈 我撑不住啦
597
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,370
我的卡拉OK呀 怎么办啊
598
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,660
行了 当心呀
599
00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:58,700
岳父 你刷完牙没有
600
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:01,830
干吗
601
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,950
岳父 什么事呀 什么事
602
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,910
什么事 你看看
603
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,240
我喝醉酒嘛
604
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,120
喝醉酒只是借口
605
00:38:16,290 --> 00:38:17,370
我错了
606
00:38:21,290 --> 00:38:22,740
你玩得可过瘾啦
607
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,160
难为我女儿大着个肚子
608
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,620
我问你怎么对得起她
609
00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:27,570
我想把她甩掉 可是甩不掉她
610
00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:28,820
为什么甩不掉
611
00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:34,780
你帮我个忙吧岳父 你帮帮我吧
612
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:36,450
帮你忙 哼
613
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:38,660
岳父 岳父
614
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,200
- 谢谢你 谢谢 - 谢个屁啊谢
615
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,620
这是我的私房钱
616
00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:46,410
将来有钱你可得还给我
617
00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:47,580
当然啦
618
00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:49,500
记着对我的女儿好一点
619
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,700
当然啦 不当然
620
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,410
我以后再不敢 再不敢了
621
00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:00,290
新铝窗有了
622
00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:08,120
不过银行的存款
623
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,410
没了
624
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,700
我要轻轻的告诉你
625
00:39:15,910 --> 00:39:18,870
不要把我忘记
626
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,000
我去开门
627
00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:25,330
我去开门
628
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:41,160
我知道你一定好兴奋的
629
00:39:46,950 --> 00:39:48,370
我来 我来
630
00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:50,410
老公 谁来了
631
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,910
我想跳舞
632
00:39:57,870 --> 00:39:59,160
浪漫蒂克
633
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,240
你带我到哪里去
634
00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:07,040
这是什么地方
635
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,830
你这么急着来干什么
636
00:40:08,870 --> 00:40:11,370
我正想明天到深圳去找你
637
00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:19,030
不行 我来香港的目的就是为了找他
638
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,780
他答应我
639
00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:21,160
你找他不就是为了钱嘛
640
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,490
钱我可以给你
641
00:40:25,410 --> 00:40:27,530
好啊 有了这些钱
642
00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:30,330
我就可以参加亚洲小姐了
643
00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,580
给她钱参加亚洲小姐
644
00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:37,540
好大胆啊你
645
00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,330
我是李连杰的师妹
646
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,750
我 我真的是李连杰的师妹
647
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:03,870
你 你跟我回家去
648
00:41:03,870 --> 00:41:05,660
老婆轻点 老婆
649
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,620
我的五万块钱泡汤了
650
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:14,490
动作快点
651
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:16,700
把厨房水管子和冲厕所的水管子倒过来接
652
00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:25,160
你看看你 弄得像疯鸡一样
653
00:41:28,330 --> 00:41:30,250
你是不是真的很想赚钱
654
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,370
老婆 我没有做过对不起你的事
655
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:40,290
你是说你刚刚做的事 很对得起我是不是
656
00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,120
刚才那个是误会
657
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,070
坐下来我跟你说
658
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,910
你没资格坐 你这老色狼
659
00:41:44,910 --> 00:41:46,620
你也不看看几岁 你说
660
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:52,450
你呀 千万不要学你岳父这副德性
661
00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:54,950
在外面风流会倒霉一辈子的
662
00:41:55,410 --> 00:41:56,750
你跟我说呀你
663
00:42:00,830 --> 00:42:03,080
你不要说 你什么都不要说
664
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,120
很久不见了 你的房子真的好漂亮
665
00:42:13,290 --> 00:42:14,370
出去
666
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,790
你们来了
667
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:22,000
现在还在床上 你们两个太恩爱了吧
668
00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:25,250
亲得脖子也都红了
669
00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:27,450
如果选模范夫妻
670
00:42:27,450 --> 00:42:30,500
你们这一对一定是第一名
671
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:34,950
这个当然啦 我们的感情特别好
672
00:42:35,580 --> 00:42:37,200
我们感情如胶似漆呀
673
00:42:37,450 --> 00:42:39,410
你什么时候这么俏皮
674
00:42:41,830 --> 00:42:43,750
女儿倒汽水
675
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,820
警告你 她们没离开之前
676
00:42:47,830 --> 00:42:49,160
什么都不准说
677
00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:53,910
来 坐呀
678
00:42:53,910 --> 00:42:55,250
这么漂亮
679
00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:03,570
东姑 你的
680
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:04,580
谢谢
681
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:08,700
南姑 你的
682
00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:09,870
谢谢你了
683
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,620
谢谢
684
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:18,410
呀
685
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,240
女儿呀 这里没有人抽烟
686
00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:26,200
你跟我放回原位
687
00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:36,830
这房子的风水真好 你是怎么找的
688
00:43:37,830 --> 00:43:39,450
我东也找
689
00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:41,620
我西也找
690
00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:46,950
总算给我找到了
691
00:43:49,410 --> 00:43:51,370
骠叔 你干吗哭呀
692
00:43:53,410 --> 00:43:55,570
在我最想念你们的时候
693
00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:57,120
你们居然来看我
694
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,830
我实在太感动 太感动了
695
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,700
感动感动
696
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:08,820
我买了榴莲给你们吃 来
697
00:44:08,830 --> 00:44:11,120
你买了榴莲 太好了
698
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,200
我老公最爱吃了
699
00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:18,320
你喜欢吃就多吃一点
700
00:44:18,330 --> 00:44:24,080
你不吃就是不爱我 你吃 你吃呀
701
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:29,290
真搞不懂 怎么有人爱吃猫屎
702
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:32,570
老公呀 给我们来几杯热茶
703
00:44:47,290 --> 00:44:48,620
别急嘛
704
00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:50,450
老婆
705
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,370
放下 臭死了
706
00:44:56,870 --> 00:44:58,200
谢谢
707
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,030
红中
708
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,000
石亚
709
00:45:02,370 --> 00:45:03,500
三万
710
00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:05,370
三万 卡章 上一章
711
00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:09,580
我没有泡茶 这是开水
712
00:45:23,450 --> 00:45:24,870
怎么回事
713
00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:29,620
好臭呀 臭死呀
714
00:45:30,910 --> 00:45:32,950
老妈 厕所怎么没有水
715
00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:34,500
怎么会没有水
716
00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:50,870
恶心死了 快走呀
717
00:45:54,370 --> 00:45:57,490
老公呀 你想谋杀
718
00:45:59,910 --> 00:46:01,030
- 什么 - 走开
719
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:01,910
你说什么
720
00:46:01,910 --> 00:46:02,620
我
721
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:03,570
好臭 大家一起臭
722
00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:05,370
我让你臭
723
00:46:10,290 --> 00:46:12,000
你知不知道是谁整你
724
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,160
不知道
725
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,790
有没有看见有人整你
726
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,320
没有看到
727
00:46:19,870 --> 00:46:21,530
我就是不知道应该怎么办
728
00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:22,950
这水管的问题
729
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,660
你应该去水务局
730
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:25,950
你应该去警察局
731
00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:31,990
水务局叫我来渠务局
732
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,910
现在渠务局又叫我回警察局
733
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,080
到底我该去哪一局呀
734
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:46,950
大哥
735
00:46:46,950 --> 00:46:49,160
那个老家伙今天走遍了所有的政府部门
736
00:46:50,910 --> 00:46:54,450
他别作梦 如果政府部门理他的话
737
00:46:54,450 --> 00:46:56,660
那我们黑社会还能这么嚣张吗
738
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:13,870
有
739
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,580
有的是红颜祸水
740
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,250
今天晚上又吃什么罐头
741
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,250
红烧鸡
742
00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,580
几点开饭
743
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:37,750
喂 几点开饭呀
744
00:47:39,330 --> 00:47:40,870
不理我
745
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,740
女儿去哪儿
746
00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:46,490
我怎么知道
747
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,120
你是一家之主 你不去问她
748
00:47:53,450 --> 00:47:55,160
是呀 我去看不眠演唱会
749
00:47:55,450 --> 00:47:57,290
不眠演唱会是什么意思呀
750
00:47:57,660 --> 00:48:00,040
不眠 即是通宵的意思
751
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,540
我今晚不回来睡了
752
00:48:03,910 --> 00:48:07,250
我今天晚上出去混 不回来睡了
753
00:48:08,910 --> 00:48:09,570
女儿呀
754
00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:11,700
隔离打成一块也在那里唱呀
755
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,570
不过我们是不是可以商量一下
756
00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:18,620
你不要去呀
757
00:48:18,620 --> 00:48:20,200
老爸 坐下
758
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,700
坐下
759
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,990
老爸 我已经长大了
760
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,620
你是不是想把我关起来
761
00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:32,240
你关也关不住
762
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:37,290
你看你又开始说教了
763
00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:41,740
老爸 你冷静一点 听我说
764
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,200
你不让我出去呢
765
00:48:46,660 --> 00:48:49,250
我出去一个晚上并不代表我会学坏
766
00:48:49,540 --> 00:48:51,870
你要对我公平一点才行嘛
767
00:48:52,410 --> 00:48:54,750
你看你 说两句又撅噘起嘴来了
768
00:48:58,250 --> 00:49:00,740
这才乖 今晚早点回来呀
769
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:01,570
不是不是
770
00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:04,200
我今天晚上早点回 行不行呀
771
00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:08,700
哇嘎 我可以出去了
772
00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:15,120
子祥老伯 子祥老伯
773
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,780
- 帅不帅 - 欣赏吗
774
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,200
帅吧 流行哩
775
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,160
你们打成这副样子
776
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,410
上街不怕吓死人吗
777
00:49:28,450 --> 00:49:30,660
把我们的衣服都撕破了
778
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,570
佩佩 好了没有
779
00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:34,830
快好了
780
00:49:42,950 --> 00:49:44,370
你爸爸跟着来
781
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:50,620
谁跟着你
782
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:52,160
我买东西呀
783
00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:01,200
佩佩
784
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,120
又怎么啦
785
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,370
有需要的时候用吧
786
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:04,410
知道啦老爸
787
00:50:04,410 --> 00:50:06,080
我早点回来就是了 拜拜
788
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,290
记住 记住穿雨衣
789
00:50:13,410 --> 00:50:14,950
安全第一
790
00:50:19,910 --> 00:50:21,410
做了未婚妈妈
791
00:50:21,790 --> 00:50:23,320
为了重整校风
792
00:50:23,330 --> 00:50:25,160
我们今天来一次突击检查
793
00:50:30,290 --> 00:50:32,080
你看你 出去出去
794
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,450
你也出去
795
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,040
我书包里为什么会有避孕药
796
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,370
喂
797
00:50:52,790 --> 00:50:54,160
我是
798
00:50:56,910 --> 00:50:57,950
什么
799
00:50:57,950 --> 00:51:00,200
我们学校的校风一向很好
800
00:51:02,410 --> 00:51:04,450
校方是绝对不能容忍的
801
00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:06,240
如果没有满意的答复
802
00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:07,950
校方会考虑开除她
803
00:51:11,750 --> 00:51:13,660
这明明是我高升压的药
804
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:14,370
如果你们不信
805
00:51:14,370 --> 00:51:15,830
我吃两颗给你们看看
806
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,820
这些真的是避孕药
807
00:51:17,830 --> 00:51:18,820
你怎么知道
808
00:51:24,830 --> 00:51:26,160
我明白了
809
00:51:26,370 --> 00:51:28,870
一定是我女儿上课时跟你们顶嘴
810
00:51:28,870 --> 00:51:30,870
要不然就是你们叫她去买便当她不肯
811
00:51:32,370 --> 00:51:36,030
雷太太 请你控制一下你自己的情绪
812
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,750
我们学校怎么会做出这种事情呢
813
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,580
那一定是你
814
00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:45,370
自己想吃避孕药又不好意思去买
815
00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:47,200
就逼我女儿去买
816
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,830
现在被人家拆穿了 你不敢承认对不对
817
00:51:55,410 --> 00:51:56,450
老婆 什么事
818
00:51:56,450 --> 00:51:57,660
你来得正好
819
00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,620
她们冤枉我女说她吃避孕药
820
00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:00,750
怎么办
821
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:07,290
就是啊 要是被我查出 谁故意陷害我女儿
822
00:52:07,370 --> 00:52:09,700
我一定狠拷他一顿
823
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,580
就是啊
824
00:52:16,910 --> 00:52:17,990
我放进去的
825
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,330
呀
826
00:52:25,450 --> 00:52:29,450
咄 咄
827
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,530
我书读得少
828
00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:32,910
你不要骗我
829
00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:36,950
你有毛病呀
830
00:52:36,950 --> 00:52:38,410
女儿还小啊
831
00:52:38,410 --> 00:52:40,080
现在跟以前不同了
832
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,240
你才跟以前不同
833
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,580
越老越蠢
834
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,700
这次不关我的事
835
00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,120
哪一次关你的事
836
00:52:48,450 --> 00:52:50,330
你没有脑袋 是猪脑啊
837
00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:51,790
你吃什么长大啊
838
00:52:56,290 --> 00:52:57,790
这样安全一点嘛
839
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,660
你们快过来看看
840
00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:01,950
什么事
841
00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:04,200
这么多照片
842
00:53:06,790 --> 00:53:08,080
把我照得那么难看
843
00:53:08,330 --> 00:53:09,740
完了 我大肚子
844
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:11,620
照出来一定很丑
845
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:13,820
怎么没有我
846
00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:18,330
这就是恐吓
847
00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:21,950
以后她上街你要陪着她
848
00:53:21,950 --> 00:53:22,870
听到了没有
849
00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:25,580
你们两个上班放学都由我接送
850
00:53:33,950 --> 00:53:35,580
妈咪 我上学去了
851
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,330
呀
852
00:53:41,450 --> 00:53:43,830
什么事 妈哟
853
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:51,200
送蛇上门了
854
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,750
今天晚上吃蛇肉
855
00:53:53,290 --> 00:53:55,250
蛇吃我的血哟
856
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,000
你戏演完了没有
857
00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:10,200
神童骠 你成熟一点行不行
858
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,490
现在是什么时候啦
859
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,160
人家就快要杀来了
860
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:14,530
就是嘛
861
00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:17,620
我们二人暂且将儿女私情放下
862
00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:21,030
我乃这
863
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,750
这一家之主呀 我来处理
864
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,070
再这样下去我们就要疯了
865
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,740
请体谅一下我们吧
866
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:36,700
我也非常同情你的处境
867
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:43,370
我们已经委托另外一家公司处理了
868
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:48,000
再说 我们实长集团 是一家很有规模的公司
869
00:54:51,870 --> 00:54:54,910
你就放心吧 我一定会想办法帮你们的
870
00:54:55,410 --> 00:54:57,070
那真是求之不得
871
00:55:00,620 --> 00:55:02,200
推卸责任不是
872
00:55:02,580 --> 00:55:04,330
李先生的人真不错
873
00:55:06,870 --> 00:55:08,540
这么幼稚的人都有
874
00:55:13,870 --> 00:55:15,030
你这一点小事都办不好
875
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,660
你是干什么吃的
876
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:18,120
你知不知道再这样下去
877
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,830
我们要赔那日本小子多少钱啊
878
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,500
开灯看看
879
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:36,450
这什么东西
880
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:37,620
老妈
881
00:55:38,580 --> 00:55:39,830
新开张的
882
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,000
不是盖的 真的有的
883
00:55:44,290 --> 00:55:45,660
你胡说什么
884
00:55:45,870 --> 00:55:46,910
小妹妹 上班啦
885
00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:47,620
等下光顾你
886
00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:49,950
光你个头 光不光顾
887
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:55,780
肥婆好啊
888
00:55:55,790 --> 00:55:57,870
冬暖夏凉 一堆肉啊
889
00:55:57,870 --> 00:56:00,490
你们两个大色狼滚不滚 滚不滚
890
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:05,830
老妈
891
00:56:07,910 --> 00:56:09,910
我老公昨天已经跟你们老板都说好了
892
00:56:09,910 --> 00:56:11,540
你们还来搅活什么劲儿
893
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,530
聪明的你就快点搬
894
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:16,950
不然有你受
895
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,790
下流 我们上去
896
00:56:20,450 --> 00:56:22,070
老妈 以后我们怎么出去
897
00:56:24,700 --> 00:56:26,200
许太太 去观光啊
898
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,410
谁有心情去观光 我搬家了
899
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:29,950
搬家
900
00:56:29,950 --> 00:56:31,620
下面开了这么多的妓院
901
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:36,160
我今天早上看见我的老公从里面出来
902
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,280
如果再不搬的话
903
00:56:37,290 --> 00:56:39,370
他可得搬到下面去住了
904
00:56:40,620 --> 00:56:42,910
楼上的陈太太 隔壁的李太太
905
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,500
那整栋大楼 就剩下我们跟他打成一块儿啦
906
00:56:55,290 --> 00:56:57,410
老婆也出来做吗
907
00:56:58,660 --> 00:56:59,410
搞什么
908
00:56:59,410 --> 00:57:00,530
好恶心
909
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:01,870
下次再来吧
910
00:57:06,910 --> 00:57:08,080
你胡说什么
911
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:10,820
老公
912
00:57:10,830 --> 00:57:11,870
当心我揍你
913
00:57:16,330 --> 00:57:19,290
这么吵 怎么做生意嘛
914
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,240
老公 我想死你了
915
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,540
老公
916
00:57:27,370 --> 00:57:29,320
把我的脸都打肿了
917
00:57:29,330 --> 00:57:32,080
害得我不能参加亚洲小姐比赛
918
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:34,910
我看 还是跟着你好一点啊
919
00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:39,250
老公
920
00:57:41,410 --> 00:57:42,700
又是你
921
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:54,830
我书读得少 你不要骗我
922
00:58:02,750 --> 00:58:04,250
老婆
923
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,700
你跟我起来
924
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,700
我是撞上的
925
00:58:22,330 --> 00:58:23,910
要出人命
926
00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:26,000
现在是特别新闻报告
927
00:58:30,370 --> 00:58:33,570
大批存户涌到银行去 财政司责七成
928
00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:34,950
不要吵了
929
00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:39,540
没有事的 广大市民请放心好了
930
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:43,280
港英商业托银行的业务 是绝对正常的
931
00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:44,570
老爸
932
00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:45,870
老爸 你们怎么在这里
933
00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:46,910
我们银行要倒闭了
934
00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:48,410
我打电话回家又没人听
935
00:58:48,410 --> 00:58:50,200
财政司说过没有事的啊
936
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:53,250
你不能听那老外的话 我们银行真的要倒闭
937
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,290
那怎么办 我们的钱
938
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,000
血汗金钱化为乌有
939
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:06,290
我们血本无归
940
00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:07,820
血本无归
941
00:59:07,830 --> 00:59:14,370
政府对不起我们
942
00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:17,750
政府对不起我们
943
00:59:17,950 --> 00:59:19,200
对不起我们
944
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,000
财政司不是人
945
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,870
财政司不是人
946
00:59:26,950 --> 00:59:29,370
狐狸精不是人 是鸡
947
00:59:32,540 --> 00:59:34,370
现在轮到受害人说话
948
00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:41,160
还我血汗金钱
949
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,910
北漏洞啦
950
00:59:49,290 --> 00:59:51,370
让我说 让我说
951
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,000
政府骗走我们的钱
952
01:00:05,660 --> 01:00:07,950
开始我还以为这里好好的
953
01:00:07,950 --> 01:00:09,820
原来是个大骗局
954
01:00:09,830 --> 01:00:11,450
你骂我大笨猪
955
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,660
我们要到大马路了
956
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,500
老妈 老妈
957
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,450
不要哭了
958
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,740
你假装银行没有倒闭
959
01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:56,700
那些钱存了定期 没有拿出来花不就得了吗
960
01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:58,830
这种事怎么可以假装嘛
961
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,780
没了 什么都没了
962
01:01:04,790 --> 01:01:07,250
那老公可不可以再找
963
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:09,780
不可以 你千万不要啊
964
01:01:09,790 --> 01:01:12,070
怎么不可以 你这么对我女儿
965
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:13,580
我把你咔嚓啊
966
01:01:14,370 --> 01:01:17,120
岳父大人 你可要救救我
967
01:01:17,580 --> 01:01:19,120
你不要再叫我救你了
968
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,750
上次替你背了黑锅 还不够啊
969
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,580
岳母
970
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:38,620
你到底会不会做事
971
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,910
是你叫我找兄弟的嘛．
972
01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:43,450
动不动就说找兄弟 你以为不要钱啊
973
01:01:47,330 --> 01:01:49,790
现在那些日本人已逼到头上了
974
01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:52,280
到了期要是搞不定
975
01:01:52,290 --> 01:01:54,000
我破产还要被人砍呢
976
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:10,280
叫你去把那两家也收回来
977
01:02:10,290 --> 01:02:11,910
你办了这么久都办不好
978
01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:15,030
老婆 等了很久啦
979
01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:21,290
接你下班啊
980
01:02:21,830 --> 01:02:22,870
小心上车啊
981
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:24,660
是你叫我不要找兄弟的嘛
982
01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:30,080
我可没钱啊
983
01:02:30,540 --> 01:02:31,950
老公 肚子饿了
984
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,570
我带你去吃东西
985
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:35,620
你可要照顾我的小祖宗啊
986
01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:36,830
现在还等什么啦
987
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,200
别动 我帮你绑安全带
988
01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:44,280
那简单多了 老板
989
01:02:44,290 --> 01:02:47,410
听着 做归做 千万别太张扬
990
01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:55,000
老婆 我们走了
991
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:58,790
- 老公 - 老板 你开了我的车啊
992
01:03:04,370 --> 01:03:06,500
全部都别动 都给我坐在位子上
993
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,580
你 去拆水表
994
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,620
你去把传真机拔掉
995
01:03:12,660 --> 01:03:14,250
还有 你去装电话录音
996
01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:15,280
你干什么
997
01:03:15,290 --> 01:03:16,320
是不是有问题发问
998
01:03:16,330 --> 01:03:17,620
你们是不是来抢劫的
999
01:03:21,450 --> 01:03:24,000
也就是从现在开始 我就是你们老板
1000
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,490
什么意思
1001
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,910
就是你们什么都不用做
1002
01:03:26,910 --> 01:03:28,200
等发薪水好了
1003
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:32,700
是
1004
01:03:34,870 --> 01:03:36,160
坐到自己的位子
1005
01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:38,500
我们终于可以朝夕相对了
1006
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,780
什么没意思 你们银行一天花一百多万
1007
01:03:43,790 --> 01:03:46,040
请我们来看着你们 当然有意思啊
1008
01:03:47,450 --> 01:03:49,620
你是说我们一天花一百多万
1009
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,620
对啊 这样的工作还能去哪里找
1010
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,620
- 不好意思 - 没关系
1011
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:03,790
我们大厦的地址
1012
01:04:07,790 --> 01:04:11,450
原来那个地产商跟日本人签了合约
1013
01:04:12,330 --> 01:04:14,820
明天五点前要交房子 不然的话
1014
01:04:14,830 --> 01:04:16,000
要赔五亿
1015
01:04:16,950 --> 01:04:18,250
过两天就没事了
1016
01:04:19,410 --> 01:04:20,580
你们在干什么
1017
01:04:25,790 --> 01:04:26,530
我来我来
1018
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:27,750
让他去好了
1019
01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:35,330
没有
1020
01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:36,780
- 没有 - 你耍我呀
1021
01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:38,910
明明有人报警说有上来捣乱
1022
01:04:38,910 --> 01:04:40,620
没有就是没有嘛
1023
01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:42,030
你们两个是不是太闲啊
1024
01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:49,540
再打一次
1025
01:04:58,830 --> 01:05:01,790
我再问你一次 有没有人报警说这里打架
1026
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,660
那是不是那肥婆瞎搅和
1027
01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:08,160
什么肥婆
1028
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:09,280
我告你毁谤
1029
01:05:09,290 --> 01:05:10,870
这也算毁谤
1030
01:05:11,410 --> 01:05:12,820
你丑化我老婆
1031
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,450
你请我都不会再来了
1032
01:05:18,450 --> 01:05:21,450
我以后也不要再见你们 神经病
1033
01:05:21,910 --> 01:05:22,790
吃饭啦
1034
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,200
我去你的
1035
01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:32,950
老爸老妈 我们在银行看到一份合约
1036
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,080
真的 这是他自作自受的
1037
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:44,200
糟了 刚才那些警察来来去去的好几次
1038
01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:50,660
这样好了 我们赶快收拾东西去躲一躲
1039
01:05:50,790 --> 01:05:51,660
跟我来
1040
01:05:51,870 --> 01:05:54,370
老婆 别带那么多东西
1041
01:05:58,410 --> 01:05:59,320
我去叫阿勇一起走
1042
01:05:59,330 --> 01:06:00,120
快点
1043
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:10,160
老婆 干什么还大包小包的
1044
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:11,910
是逃难 不是去旅行啊
1045
01:06:11,910 --> 01:06:12,790
快点
1046
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:19,870
走了走了
1047
01:06:22,540 --> 01:06:24,490
老公 我好怕呀
1048
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,580
好黑呀
1049
01:06:28,870 --> 01:06:30,410
快报警啊
1050
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,830
糟了 电话被剪断了
1051
01:06:33,370 --> 01:06:34,620
那怎么办
1052
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,660
你们两出去守住楼梯 不要让他们上来
1053
01:06:39,410 --> 01:06:41,540
- 还有你们两个去窗口看着 - 我好怕啊
1054
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,700
老伯 你家里有没有无线电话
1055
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:45,990
有一部无线电呼叫器
1056
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:50,660
减肥单车
1057
01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:55,370
老伯 有没有手电筒和蜡烛
1058
01:06:55,370 --> 01:06:56,160
有
1059
01:07:11,790 --> 01:07:13,450
大哥 什么声音啊
1060
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:16,910
丧钟已经为他们敲响了
1061
01:07:27,290 --> 01:07:29,660
我们冲上去 看看他们还有什么花样
1062
01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:46,030
接着我啊
1063
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:47,040
快走
1064
01:07:54,950 --> 01:07:56,870
弟兄们 冲啊
1065
01:07:57,830 --> 01:07:59,000
你们弄什么
1066
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,290
快点 快点
1067
01:08:18,500 --> 01:08:20,240
试试看 老伯 你去骑车
1068
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:24,660
他怎么行 骑脚踏车我内行 我每天都骑嘛
1069
01:08:25,790 --> 01:08:26,750
开始
1070
01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:30,820
伯母 你骑快一点 快成功了
1071
01:08:35,330 --> 01:08:36,620
我已经拼了命
1072
01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:39,620
怎么样
1073
01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:47,820
成功了 成功了 伯母 不要停
1074
01:08:47,830 --> 01:08:50,570
神童骠呼救 你们听到了没有
1075
01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:52,120
神童骠 怎么不开工
1076
01:08:52,910 --> 01:08:56,250
唐山大兄 我们麻烦大了
1077
01:08:57,290 --> 01:08:58,870
你的麻烦没有小的
1078
01:08:59,370 --> 01:09:01,160
不是呀 我
1079
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,200
唐山大兄 我们现在被人砍
1080
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,030
你快点来救我们
1081
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,410
叫他快报警 报警啊
1082
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:11,830
老爸
1083
01:09:18,870 --> 01:09:21,290
怎么没声音了 收到了没有
1084
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:23,160
还能收到
1085
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,120
也许我倒下
1086
01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:33,620
你的计程朋友听不听歌的
1087
01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:39,000
音乐电话
1088
01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:41,540
你别跑
1089
01:09:42,870 --> 01:09:43,790
快点
1090
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,450
停下来就没电了
1091
01:09:48,450 --> 01:09:49,500
快点骑
1092
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,370
他们又爬上来了
1093
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,780
快把大剪刀拿给我
1094
01:09:52,790 --> 01:09:53,620
接着
1095
01:10:02,250 --> 01:10:03,580
我来了
1096
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,290
我不剪你 你剪你的绳子
1097
01:10:17,450 --> 01:10:18,870
刚才那个兄弟叫什么名字
1098
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,290
唐山大兄
1099
01:10:32,290 --> 01:10:34,870
神童骠 你是不是有难
1100
01:10:38,290 --> 01:10:43,200
（是啊 是啊 )
1101
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:47,160
神童骠 你又在玩什么游戏
1102
01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:54,620
（救命 我需要人救命 )
1103
01:10:54,620 --> 01:10:57,490
老婆 千万不要停
1104
01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:01,000
（救命 救命 救命 )
1105
01:11:01,660 --> 01:11:02,910
这是什么歌
1106
01:11:04,290 --> 01:11:05,910
这首是披头唱的《Help》
1107
01:11:05,910 --> 01:11:07,280
他们叫救命呀
1108
01:11:09,870 --> 01:11:12,200
神童骠 什么事要救命
1109
01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:14,870
别跑
1110
01:11:15,330 --> 01:11:16,870
你胆子不小呀
1111
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:33,000
喂
1112
01:11:33,450 --> 01:11:35,330
不行了 他们杀上来了
1113
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:37,490
什么人要害你
1114
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:38,870
谁要害你啊
1115
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:48,200
人呢
1116
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:52,910
救命呀 救命呀
1117
01:11:58,790 --> 01:11:59,990
- 怎么办啊 - 顶住啊
1118
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,750
神童骠 你这是什么歌
1119
01:12:08,290 --> 01:12:10,160
兄弟 你怎么这么笨
1120
01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:16,040
十面理伏 他被理伏了
1121
01:12:16,330 --> 01:12:18,700
神童骠 谁埋伏你们
1122
01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:21,250
完了 我想不出歌来了
1123
01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:25,870
周润发 周润发
1124
01:12:26,870 --> 01:12:28,750
不要停
1125
01:12:32,370 --> 01:12:34,450
神童骠 你是不是被黑社会理伏
1126
01:12:34,450 --> 01:12:35,750
你的位置在哪里
1127
01:12:35,910 --> 01:12:37,200
- 你听到了没有 - 我们住哪里啊
1128
01:12:37,410 --> 01:12:39,160
呀 罗大佑
1129
01:12:42,540 --> 01:12:44,780
老婆 别停啊
1130
01:12:44,790 --> 01:12:47,530
皇后大道中又皇后大道东
1131
01:12:47,540 --> 01:12:49,620
大道东还是大道中呀
1132
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:51,290
皇后大道中
1133
01:12:56,870 --> 01:12:57,910
很危险 行不行呀
1134
01:12:57,910 --> 01:12:59,790
不行也得试试嘛 总比等死好
1135
01:13:00,290 --> 01:13:01,830
你过去帮伯母吧
1136
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,580
知道了
1137
01:13:06,410 --> 01:13:08,200
我顶不住了
1138
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:17,620
我看你还能往那儿跑
1139
01:13:19,450 --> 01:13:20,410
老婆 没事吧
1140
01:13:20,410 --> 01:13:22,330
不行了 我腿软了
1141
01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,000
难道鬼上身
1142
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,000
你妈真是神勇呀
1143
01:13:47,330 --> 01:13:48,830
到我背上
1144
01:14:00,620 --> 01:14:04,750
- 老妈 - 老婆 起来
1145
01:14:09,450 --> 01:14:11,330
你们别压我老婆
1146
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,740
这里你作主吗
1147
01:14:17,290 --> 01:14:20,250
走呀
1148
01:14:21,450 --> 01:14:23,330
大哥 他们要去报警
1149
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:29,580
别动
1150
01:14:30,790 --> 01:14:33,450
看到了吧 我很残忍
1151
01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:35,540
聪明的话就马上把合约给我签了
1152
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:39,740
你呢就一刀两个
1153
01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:41,620
我告诉你 你少吓我女儿
1154
01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:42,870
律师 把合约拿过来
1155
01:14:44,790 --> 01:14:45,740
立刻签
1156
01:14:49,290 --> 01:14:50,910
老公
1157
01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:57,410
快点签
1158
01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:02,620
聪明的快点投降 不然我们冲上来了
1159
01:15:02,620 --> 01:15:03,620
是不是警察
1160
01:15:03,790 --> 01:15:05,370
大哥 计程车司机
1161
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,780
什么人都救不了你 快签
1162
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,070
叫没有用 还是冲上去吧
1163
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,120
冷静一点
1164
01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:13,820
你怎么知道他们有没有枪
1165
01:15:13,830 --> 01:15:15,160
现在黑社会的装备
1166
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:16,620
比飞虎队还要厉害
1167
01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:23,910
你们听着 你们已经被包围了
1168
01:15:23,910 --> 01:15:25,790
什么事 什么事
1169
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:28,450
我们是西方日报记者 请问发生什么事
1170
01:15:31,330 --> 01:15:32,990
黑社会砍人啊
1171
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,030
- 不用说了 - 砍人
1172
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,280
一定是那个死肥婆又在作弄我
1173
01:15:36,290 --> 01:15:37,870
警察先生 你们上去看看嘛
1174
01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:46,120
还吵 一刀砍死你
1175
01:15:46,450 --> 01:15:47,870
没有事的
1176
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,070
全部站好
1177
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:15,620
靠墙站好
1178
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,120
别跑
1179
01:16:23,410 --> 01:16:25,570
我的胖子 这次你最可爱
1180
01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:26,750
你有没有事
1181
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:29,740
我这里好痛
1182
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:34,280
你肚子痛
1183
01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:35,070
那怎么办
1184
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:35,830
怎么办
1185
01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:39,950
让开点
1186
01:16:44,750 --> 01:16:46,450
拍什么嘛 有什么好拍
1187
01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:49,950
老公 你在哪里 我好怕
1188
01:16:49,950 --> 01:16:50,740
老婆
1189
01:16:51,950 --> 01:16:54,750
不要怕 我在这里 我没事
1190
01:16:54,950 --> 01:16:56,030
你没事我就放心了
1191
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:58,790
老公 你不要离开我 老公
1192
01:16:59,790 --> 01:17:02,160
我们是部署了很久才采取这次行动的
1193
01:17:04,950 --> 01:17:06,280
是呀
1194
01:17:06,290 --> 01:17:07,410
胡说什么
1195
01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:08,660
再见
1196
01:17:09,290 --> 01:17:11,160
他们说部署了三年是不是真的
1197
01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:15,870
请你告诉我们上面发生了什么事
1198
01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:18,120
是啊 上面发生了什么事
1199
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:19,000
请你说两句
1200
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:22,660
我们被没良心的地产商串谋黑社会迫害
1201
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:26,030
- 对啊 - 新鲜
1202
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,660
说点好玩的事情给我们听呀
1203
01:17:27,660 --> 01:17:28,320
好玩的
1204
01:17:28,330 --> 01:17:29,660
有什么趣闻 说一点来听
1205
01:17:29,660 --> 01:17:30,570
什么趣闻啊
1206
01:17:30,580 --> 01:17:31,870
告诉我们一些花絮嘛
1207
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:37,410
是什么呀
1208
01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:41,740
首先我要谢谢诸葛亮 郑进一
1209
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:43,160
为什么啊
1210
01:17:45,410 --> 01:17:47,040
什么道理
1211
01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:50,370
我们一家人在天台差一点给人砍死
1212
01:17:50,370 --> 01:17:51,490
你们都不问
1213
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,950
问花絮 问趣闻
1214
01:17:55,870 --> 01:17:58,660
那些没良心的地产商 把房子炒高了
1215
01:17:58,660 --> 01:18:00,950
弄得有人没房子住 有房子没人住
1216
01:18:00,950 --> 01:18:02,250
又算什么道理啊
1217
01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:07,830
老公
1218
01:18:08,290 --> 01:18:12,030
老公 怎么这么多人啊
1219
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:13,200
老爸
1220
01:18:17,870 --> 01:18:19,660
好戏在后头
1221
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:29,660
骠叔 五百万已经是个很好的价钱
1222
01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:35,290
你们两位又怎么样
1223
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,790
骠叔 你开个价钱好了
1224
01:18:46,870 --> 01:18:50,740
我做男人 是不理家里的小事情的
1225
01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,320
卖房子这种小事情
1226
01:18:52,330 --> 01:18:53,660
我老婆做主
1227
01:18:53,660 --> 01:18:55,500
骠婶 那你开个价
1228
01:18:59,330 --> 01:19:00,820
肥婆 你别那么拽
1229
01:19:00,830 --> 01:19:02,040
你这个混蛋
1230
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,160
你不要忘记你刚刚才保释出来
1231
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,700
跟我说话那么大声
1232
01:19:10,330 --> 01:19:13,330
好吧 看你这么有诚意
1233
01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:14,790
这样吧
1234
01:19:15,330 --> 01:19:16,000
一亿
1235
01:19:19,870 --> 01:19:20,570
两亿
1236
01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:21,830
你再说我再加
1237
01:19:22,950 --> 01:19:24,250
你给我闭上嘴
1238
01:19:24,580 --> 01:19:27,370
骠婶 别玩我了
1239
01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:33,320
喂
1240
01:19:33,330 --> 01:19:35,500
岳母 诗诗就要生了
1241
01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:37,950
- 医生说他早产啊 - 骠叔 七百万
1242
01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:43,330
医生说要马上动手术
1243
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,450
等一等
1244
01:19:46,450 --> 01:19:48,240
我给你们一千万
1245
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,120
五千
1246
01:19:53,370 --> 01:19:56,370
骠叔骠婶 你们不要再耍我
1247
01:19:56,370 --> 01:19:58,530
五千万实在是太多了 我怎么可以
1248
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:05,250
骠叔 三千万
1249
01:20:05,450 --> 01:20:06,820
你说什么三千万呀
1250
01:20:06,830 --> 01:20:08,070
我不管小事的
1251
01:20:11,660 --> 01:20:13,120
三千万 请收下
1252
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:14,200
这不关我的事
1253
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,450
是我孙子开的价钱
1254
01:20:15,450 --> 01:20:17,040
你不相信 跟我一起去问问他去
1255
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:23,280
你写什么 我们不收支票
1256
01:20:23,290 --> 01:20:24,750
我们要现金
1257
01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:27,820
五千万那么多拿上街 很危险啊
1258
01:20:27,830 --> 01:20:29,740
- 对呀 - 拿着你的支票更危险
1259
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:34,620
这种事是不是要交给律师的
1260
01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:35,620
对呀
1261
01:20:35,620 --> 01:20:37,910
- 我们当然知要交给律师啦 - 对呀
1262
01:20:37,910 --> 01:20:40,990
可是我们受了那么多苦 我们不开心
1263
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:44,990
我们每一次都要收cash（现金）的
1264
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,780
你要是有诚意就送到医院来好了
1265
01:20:46,790 --> 01:20:48,080
计程车
1266
01:20:53,910 --> 01:20:55,750
老板 电话
1267
01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:58,620
喂
1268
01:20:59,660 --> 01:21:01,330
什么 要生啦
1269
01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:06,080
叫爸爸呀
1270
01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:08,120
才生下来怎么会叫
1271
01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:11,250
老婆 谢谢你
1272
01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:20,540
五千万泡汤了
1273
01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:23,250
医生 我老婆生了没有
1274
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:25,740
我的女儿啊 我们房子卖掉了
1275
01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:27,290
价钱卖得很好
1276
01:21:27,830 --> 01:21:29,040
我的外孙
1277
01:21:29,870 --> 01:21:32,160
岳父 有小鸡鸡的
1278
01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:36,070
可是你生三个都没有
1279
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,660
我第一胎就有了
1280
01:21:37,830 --> 01:21:39,370
生个儿子像你就完蛋了
1281
01:21:39,370 --> 01:21:40,700
我三个女儿多好
1282
01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:48,370
孙子的福气真好 一生下来我们就发大财了
1283
01:21:50,450 --> 01:21:51,870
老妈 不知道为什么
1284
01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:53,910
孩子生下来就不停的哭
1285
01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:57,070
他一定会笑的
1286
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:57,950
来人呀
1287
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,750
五千万Cash
1288
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,200
笑了 笑了
1289
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:07,120
给你买奶粉
1290
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:08,740
老板 恭喜你了 你生个儿子
1291
01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:10,950
- 儿子 - 是 不过没屁眼
1292
01:22:11,870 --> 01:22:13,620
生儿子没屁眼
1293
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:20,000
呀 我儿子没屁眼
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