Original subtitles

Would you hurry up? The banquet is about to begin

everybody's gonna be there at six

Change!

Mommy, do I have to go?

Of course!

But I went every time

that's why this can't be an exception

Jody, go change!

If you don't go change at this very minute,

you don't have to go to this banquet tonight.

Thank you, dad!

And you don't go to school starting from tomorrow

thank you, dad!

And don't call me dad anymore

thank you, dad!

And since I'm no longer your dad,

I don't have to buy you those models

I'll go change now, dad!

Honey, is my suit ready yet?

It's hanging in the bedroom. Take it easy, will you?

How can 1?

Even a Buddha needs his gold robe

in Hong Kong, people respect you for what you wear

you can tell the wealth of a guy from his clothes

for instance...

Toe local emporiums here in Hong Kong

are always behind the Japanese department stores

why? Packaging!

Hong Kong is a mean city, I tell you

give me back my comb

no way. The comb is mine

give it back!

What is this? A war!

This building is built by the housing department

it's extremely fragile!

She took my comb

Jody, come out!

She gave me the comb as a present

but she never used it, so I took it back

then you're wrong

since you gave her the comb

it's up to her whether she wants to use it

if you want to use it, ask her if you can borrow it

mommy!

Go ask her!

Can I borrow your comb?

No!

Sis, would you please lend me your comb?

Take it!

So what did you learn from this?

I learned not to give present to anyone

why are you so dressed up?

Those elderly aunts and uncles won't appreciate it

I don't intent go to the banquet

my boyfriend is going to pick me up later

can I go too?

Honey, why is this tie so wrinkled?

Could you iron it for me?

Alright!

Are your clothes wrinkled?

No, they're ok!

Uncle bill! Auntie Lydia!

All dressed up, so pretty! Going out?

Idiot!

Yeah, we're going to a banquet!

If I were going to throw a feast,

I'd invite your whole family,

everybody who lives in this housing estate

knows that uncle bill's family is always the sharpest!

Just look, their three daughters

are just like princesses!

I say, it's better to have daughters than sons!

Uncle bill only has daughters

he's a news anchorman in a TV station,

so he's at an advantage, really

how's that, auntie nam?

He'll nominate his daughters for beauty pageants

the eldest daughter will be miss Hong Kong

the second daughter miss Asia

how boring!

And auntie Lydia can be miss aerobic

you know... her figure...

What's so funny?

We were saying uncle bill's daughters can be miss...

Miss hooker?

Jody can be miss television

but Jody is still a child

pageants won't be popular when she grows up

why not?

How about miss special area?

Well, actually it's not that far away

isn't that right, uncle bill?

You got a big mouth. Go swallow some k-y!

Darling, you'd better go get her

Jody, hurry up!

Remember, don't drink too many coke in the restaurant

or people will think we can't afford it

lolita, come walk over here

somebody might throw something down, you know

it won't happen!

It's safer here

Smiley Joe!

Mia!

My mom!

Ma ma Mia!

My daddy!

Daddy!

Shut up! Who's he?

My friend, smiley Joe

we are going to a concert

I'm not going to the banquet, bye!

But I paid 500 bucks for the gift certificate!

Bring me some oranges then

look at her attitude

I told you not to give birth to any daughters

I didn't conceive them. Don't put them into my access

what about tier?

Daddy, which way are you going?

Causeway bay!

Not in the same direction. Too bad!

Taxi!

Have you struck a gold mine?

Take the subway

subway?

Subway is fast and safe, and air-conditioned as well

come!

Passengers boarding the island line to central,

please go to platform no. 2!

So crowded!

It's the rush hour!

Passenger who couldn't get on, please take next train

Lolita, there's a seat here

hurry, or somebody will take it

you sit, mom!

Okay!

How boring

you look!

Next stop, tsimshatsui

Oops!

Help!

You creep. Trying to molest my daughter?

What school do you go to?

"Kow kung"

what a weirdo!

Two parents sitting in the middle

smile

Lolita, sit down!

Leave her alone!

Ninth auntie, big auntie come take a picture...

Okay! Please sit!

Driver Chang, gardener bing, you two as well,

and nanny...

Let's go, we can never make it

let's find some place to sit

lolita!

Who else hasn't taken pictures?

Yeah... we missed someone...!

We missed lucky and Dolly!

These two dogs are cute!

Everybody please!

That's enough!

That's enough!

Okay!

I am going to move into my new house

I'll throw a housewarming party and invite you all

how much did you spend on decorating the house?

How much?

Only 2 million plus

yes... only 2 million or so!

It's a nice house, but it's far

I bet you place is more convenient

are you still living in a housing estate?

Right!

We'll pay you a visit some other time

no need to bother!

We are just renovating

right!

Lolita, what grade are you in?

What grade?

Form six

she's going to college soon

why not send her abroad?

- I didn't even let my daughter - 1 go to the bathroom

sit through those exam

- and send her to school in la - Leave me~

and she's going to ucla next year

it will soon be 1997

are you planning to immigrate?

We have no such thoughts

we are Hong kongese

we have Chinese blood, you know

and should stay with our own kind

immigrating is irresponsible

we should live up to the invincible Hong Kong image

and stay here... witness the change of times

we should work towards the modernization of our country

so I urge you all to

stay in Hong Kong

don't be a third class citizen elsewhere

Who wants this bowl?

Give it to my cousin, he doesn't always eat

I want to see the manager

you can't go in!

No, it's sour!

Manager, I've come to tell you

I bought the Mark six for you

I'll see you later, manager!

I've checked the numbers

and your car key...

Uncle bill, sit down!

You didn't see anything just then, did you?

No, I saw nothing

compared to what I saw the screening room last time

this is only chicken shit!

And that time at the car park...

Uncle bill, you've be anchor for more than 10 years

you should know what to say

and what should not to say

please

no, thanks

just any what's in the manuscript

not a word more!

That's good!

There's a superstar concert next week wanna go?

Not very interested!

You should see what you ought to see,

and not see what you ought not to see

is that right?

Yes, thank you, manager!

News department, I'm uncle bill!

The producer wants to see you

that witch?

Producer

what does she want from me?

Uncle bill, you've been with us for 18 years

you'd put in sweat and tears

according to company policy I must notify you...

Of ray promotion?

Your three month trial period starts today

what? But I've been here for 18 years!

Why do I need a trial period?

You were still in school when I started my job

let's not talk about these things

just talk about last month

how many mistakes did you make in reading the news

once, twice...!

Stop counting!

We've edited your bloopers together!

Now watch!

In order to promote industrial safety

we need to pump more education into construction work

don't go near places with danger signs...

That's an accident

this now shouldn't be an accident!

I am covering the typhoon situation in sha-tau kok

there's flooding in several places, and landslides...

It's really windy!

Do you still want to watch?

No, I already know what happened!

Please return this car key to the manager for me

because you are close to him

The mushroom department!

What mushroom department?

This place specializes in mushrooms

I'm uncle bill

the two concert tickets I just mentioned

will be sent down to you

don't bother! Manager,

you can keep them for yourself!

What happened?

You just ask my producer!

Now I see everything!

Now I know why poor son always get mean

I am furious, I'll say anything

I damn wish!

I don't believe it!

You tell me, uncle bill

I got my master in communication in the states

and have been working here for 18 months

and I still need to go through a trial period

what's so strange about it?

Someone who has been with the news department

for 18 years, still has to go through a trial period

who can be that stupid?

I would kill myself if I were him!

Really I would rather die!

Die! Die! Die!

Go kill yourself!

Uncle bill, toe manager just called

he told you to return that letter to me

no, I don't think I want to continue

I want to retire

I'll give you one more change

lots of young men here are waiting for their chance

don't waste two chances on me at the same tune!

I've to stick to your principles if you want to fire me

principles are flexible, you know

not if they are really principles

not if it's uncle bill who's getting fired

life in the housing estate:

Four witches are playing mah-jong

there are witches east, south and west

and gone is the wicked witch of the north...

This is chicken feed!

Don't say it out loud!

Okay, I'll look at mom's

that's good!

- Oh! - Don't shoot!

I'll be damned!

Mom, watch out for my video recorder

you are wasting away watching that stuff

why don't you ever study?

I am the hope of Hong Kong's new wave cinema

I am Stephen spielbug!

See fut Bo?

There ain't no treasure in your asshole! Asshole!

Give him a break, lie's not a small kid

I didn't know why I gave birth to this piece of trash

TV kid, would you please get me a hot tea?

It's degrading to wait on women

you are trash!

Trash can be made good use of

so how did it go?

It's only ten, twenty bucks. Small time for me

are you really quitting?

I haven't got time

my husband and I am going to see a new house

you know, all my daughters are grown

my place is just not big enough

uncle bill is such a smart guy!

Just ain't my day. Lost more than 50 bucks

I can buy more than 20 Mark sixes with that money

don't go honey, don't go!

Leave me alone

I promise you: I'll go look for a job tomorrow

I'll be a responsible man

you lose, penalty!

How come? Penalty for that!

Shit, forgot to bring my keys

honey... please don't go!

I didn't bring me key. How can I get in!

Go to the social welfare department

they are good at breaking in

really?

Tell them you are kwok ah-lui's father

right!

Jody, what are you doing?

Dinner is ready soon. Let me do it

slice it here!

Give it back!

Can I borrow a pair of silk stockings?

You've got your own

but I've worn all mine. Everybody has seen them

turn them inside out and wear them

- come on, lend me yours! - What is it?

I'm going to a dance contest tonight

and she won't even lend me her stockings

what is it?

It's very minor, I'll get some band-aids

stop it!

Lend me your purse!

Why do you always eye my stuff?

You never use them anyway

because you always borrow them

stop it!

Your dandruff is all over my comb

that's your own dandruff

I never had dandruff!

Stop it girls. This is a small flat

you don't have to shout!

I am warning you!

Whoever shouts in this house

will be punished

honey!

Honey, I'm back!

What is it with you?

So you're back. You don't have to shout!

Honey, get with it!

The tempo of the city the fashion of the young...

What on earth are you talking about?

I say, I want to catch up with the times

right!

Darling, there's a registered letter for you!

From whom?

Your brother John from Manila

I never read his letters

but you got to read them at least once!

I really dislike this brother of mine

he never respected me!

So nobody should mention him

are you going to the dance contest?

You're not coming back for dinner then

have some fresh milk!

Have some more!

You don't have to shout!

Yeah, this flat is so small

great. Finally finished!

Sis, what do you think?

Are you going to the science project contest with this?

Yeah, the solar system. The nine planets

so what do you think?

- Not bad! - Of course!

How come the Jupiter is so small?

And there's no moon beside the earth

don't pick on it

I don't know

it is finished already?

These balls are so round and so colorful

and they can rotate!

You are a genius, a whiz kid

you definitely have my blood!

Pick a Mark six number

well, gonna win. So number "1"

number one!

You each pick a number!

Yourself are a gambler

but why make your daughters gamblers?

Just asking them to pick a number!

You're always dreaming of a fortune from the sky

sly stallons is a billionaire

because he is hard-working

go serve dinner!

Mommy!

What do you want? Do you want to come in?

Mommy, you're really smart!

Call me aunt!

Call me smiley Joe!

Smiley Joe!

Wait for me one second, I'm going to change

don't rush, there's 2 hours before the dance contest

you're going to dance?

I'm your sister's partner tonight

we going to get first place for sure

dance, let's see!

You think your blenched hair looks pretty good?

Aunt, you're wrong!

This isn't blenched, the rest is

are you missing an earring?

Aunt, you're really out of fashion

you're supposed to only wear one earring these day!

You pierced your ear?

It's for the young, like me

under 25, everyone has pierced ears

after 26 years old, will you fill in the hole?

Aunt, you're a great kidder

uncle, are you off?

I'm still working

I smell something canny

honey, canned food again?

Daddy!

Call me uncle! It sounds better!

Uncle, canned food is better than nothing

I don't even have rotten vegetables to eat sometime

my mom loves to gamble, playing mahjong and Mark six

she doesn't like to cook

it's disgusting!

You're absolutely right

what do you think, aunt?

You have hands, why didn't you cook?

Cook, myself? And have people laugh at me?

Today's woman won't be your servant

because today is woman hasn't meet tomorrow's man

listen to my warning

my daughter is not suitable for you

suitable. May and myself are perfect together

we are two of a kind

I'm shy grass, she's a flower girl

who said?

Uncle!

Then what are we?

I'm rice, and you're the rice cooker

There's something wrong!

Voodoo!

Mia!

Smiley Joe!

Look at him swing his butt

what an ugly sight!

Bye!

Sis, you forgot your purse

stupid!

Have a good time!

But be careful!

What number?

26

26, continue...!

How's the dance contest?

I lost!

Those men are real low!

What happened? Quarreled with that punk?

More than that. We are now strangers!

Did he step on you while dancing?

I'm mad!

After we danced I wanted to go eat

and he was just staring at the waitress thighs

the menu was on her thighs?

Why didn't you leave on the spot?

I wasn't that stupid!

I ordered caviar

250 bucks!

And then rock oysters from New Zealand. 280 bucks

the maim course was baked lobster, 480 bucks

and there was dessert

he must be broke!

It's such a big meal,

you should have called and invited us

I ate away more than a thousand bucks

and told him to get lost after he paid the bill

good girl. You've got character!

You're just like mom in the old days

he went after me, after we left toe restaurant

and I gave him a slap on the face

that's wonderful... you're just like me!

That's what I did to your dad back then!

Fatty, don't distort my image

I'll tell you more some other time

what's your number?

Does it really work?

I'm sure it does!

Pack your stuff and go to sleep

Honey, our new room is really great

how's it upstairs?

It's really comfortable here

I had to fart a lot before

to get this sort of effect

come down quickly. The party's beginning

ah Sam, ah say! Get the food ready?

It's almost ready, master!

Either it's ready or not!

What do you mean almost?

Go to the kitchen and get things ready

yes! Master!

Are tonight fireworks ready?

Yes!

Test it once!

Wow! What a luxury!

Tonight guests will be really amazed

daddy, mommy, come take a look!

I don't understand

why did you pay twice the amount for crazy bank?

Just for fun!

Not expensive, very cheap!

Be careful, don't dirty my carpet

be careful don't break my antique flower vases!

Why are you here yet? Hurry up!

It really is going to be festive tonight

honorable guests, besides being a housewarming

we are celebrating my sister's first prize

now, she will demonstrate how her model works

and winning model is...

Tai long wan nuclear power plant

nuclear power plant?

Councilmen, there's no need to research nuclear plant

all you have to do is look at this model,

your reports taken from it would be even better

mon, dad!

What happened?

I got a divorce

where's smiley Joe?

As soon as we left port he hooked on to a blonde

it really pissed me off!

The radiation...

It's alright. There won't be any radiation within 10 metres.

Let's go quick...

Let's go, girls. Hurry up!

Open the door...

Please let the passengers get off first

Don't go near the tram doors

The next station is "chung wan" oh, "central"

It's very stuffy. I can't breathe

Uncle bill!

He went to the washroom

he's out!

You're too much. Always sneaking away

but the woman just...

Look at your translation

"the 1964 Kennedy murder case". What is this?

There's nothing wrong!

It should be "the Kennedy-was-murdered case"

don't you know grammar?

This is called a "passive verb"

repeat it!

"Passive verb"...

Take it back and revise it

It hurts!

How are you? Are you alright?

My stomach!

You okay?

She's got a stomach ache

quick send her to the hospital

the news will be on air in one minute

vtr control, would you play a couple of songs

can't do. The producer has to do something!

Uncle bill, you're going to do the financial report

him?

Hasn't tie made enough mistakes?

He's screwed up so many times

you just cannot trust this kind of people

I'll do it

10 seconds to news live

10, 9, 8...

54,3,2,1

hello, viewers! You are just tuning into the afternoon news.

3,4,5,6,7,8...

1... and now here's my husband reporting the news.

Dodo the panda has been proven that she is not pregnant.

Since the miscarriage from last time, dodo has been showing signs of pregnancy.

The zoo has reason to believe that

dodo the panda is currently in a state of finding another mate.

That is why she has been very tempermental lately.

Miss lui mor is going to report the financial news

close-up on the witch!

And now on the Hong Kong stock market.

Since the rise of the stock market in August 1984,

it has continually made new records.

The hang seng index has hit a record of 1997 last week.

It had even reached the 2000 point in between.

Other investers for the heng seng including cheung Kong realty,

hutchison, and etc

have increased 30%

since the end of last year.

There has even been a 3-5 times increase

in contrast to the crisis from two years ago.

In other news...

Last two minutes on the news broadcast.

The trade has also been decreased to 3000...

In September...

How come it's a two-shot?

One of the buttons got jammed!

I'll find someone to fix it

everybody's gone

the 2-shot is on air

What is he doing?

I don't know

uncle bill is crazy. Find someone to stop him

Damn! This machine doesn't work!

That's the end of the news and financial report

thank you for watching!

You are dead!

Uncle bill, what's the big news today?

The news today is that I don't have to read the news

I want to see the manager

he's out to town!

But I just saw him this morning

he just left. Won't be back until a week later

Your box is pretty

what's inside is much prettier

it was finished three days ago

you've got get first place!

Let your money ready to take me out for a milkshake

miss, where should I put this?

Put it on the last table

guess whether this volcano is active or inactive?

I hope that it's inactive

look!

This entire clock is made of wood

it works!

Why do you always say "wow"?

Sorry!

Don't say "wow" all the time, okay?

I can't help it

let me take a look at your project I want to see it

let me see yours first

where did you make this?

I made it myself

it's a toy not a science project

his science project is a motor

it runs of soiar power

a flash light works also

did your brothers help you?

No, I did it all by myself

look!

What did you make?

A model of our solar system

model of the solar system? I made that in primary 4

I my model, the sun was illuminated by a light bulb

with the nine planets revising on their own

and all of their moons in tow

but compared to this project that one was nothing

take it away!

This robot operates off a specific sound

ha! It doesn't work!

Move!

Look at it!

Great...!

Stop clapping, it going to short out

you destroyed my project

Miss, can I hand you my project two days later?

The contest is today you've to hand in your project

I still have lots of ideas!

It's good to add more detail

I have to be fair to the rest of your classmates

miss!

We're going to start judging back to your seats

factory girl!

Two stripes, I win!

Television addict!

Honey

buy a chicken and two wings to stew

aren't you embarrassed?

You've been fired

don't you know we're almost out of food?

I'm feeling depressed these days

so I want something good to eat

how can I look for work looking so pale?

You've to eat better if you are poor a in ill-health

right! Right! What about the money?

Money? We've got none!

It would be shameful to buy bean sprouts everyday

don't worry, everyone knows that I'm on diet

the whole family is going on a diet

cut a piece of barbecue pork

hurry up, get the money

Mr. fung, don't ask us to borrow any money

we're so poor, we'll even take poker chips!

You want to borrow money, the best is to ask uncle bill

uncle bill is the most charitable

uncle bill

it's me, Mr. fung!

Oh how nice, you're at home!

On vacation!

These days I'm running short too

my wife left

you guys are so well off that I envy you. I want...

Want to borrow money?

No problem

here's five hundred, take it!

We've neighbors, we ought to help each other

that's what neighbors are for

lending money is like sharing coals during winter

uncle bill, you're right

if everyone were like you

then I'd be rich

remember to pay me back when you have toe money!

Auntie Lydia, I appreciate it

what?

During me times of difficulty

uncle bill lent me five hundred so that we could eat

thank you so much!

I'm going out for a steak, see you later

auntie Lydia, you and uncle bill are truly kind

right, generous and willing to help others

that's the way it should be!

Bill!

Worse comes to worse, we don't eat

did you lend five hundred dollars to Mr. fung?

Move your feet, I'm mopping the floor!

Mommy, you're in my way!

Who's in who's way?

We won the Mark six

I lent someone money you give me bruises all over

but you yourself go out and buy Mark six tickets

when you lend someone money, what do you get out of it?

At least when I buy Mark six, there's a chance of win

chance? When we lose I punched out

what if we win? I get hit over the head with a brick

you're scolding me in front of our daughters

you're afraid of the bricks, forget about the Mark six

why forget about it?

We use money to buy it, we got to take a risk!

That's mine!

You bought so many

no wonder we have been sprouts for every meal

look!

The first number is "22"

we've got one ticket with "22"!

Hail Mary, full of grace

a thousand thanks, a million thanks. I hope I win

I'm not greedy, I just hope to win once

the second number is "6"

number "6", I win again, I got to two numbers

we've going to be rich richer than chow yun fat

the third number is "40"

I've got three number

we've going to be rich beyond our wildest dreams

calm down!

Three more numbers & someone will win the $15m grand prize

stay, let's pay attention to what the fourth number

the fourth number is...

Now I will repeat the last three numbers

number 30, number 35,number 39

everyone, don't get discouraged

discouraged!

Don't get discouraged, we'll start again

honey, you first

I got number 5!

51

10!

While were at it, 15

number 20!

I want number 25!

Honey, pick another number

if we hit here more numbers, three, zero please

30!

Honey, if I win, then I don't need to work

don't day dream, look for a job tomorrow

Miss, give me another cup of coffee

mister, it's your sixth cup of coffee

are you going to get the shakes, drinking so much coffee?

Darling, go and check out

You're sticking around me so much

wait a moment, I ran into someone I knew

don't look over here

manager

how did you know that I was here?

I've been looking for you for a couple of days

how did you find me here?

I have been looking for you, and you are out

but by coincidence I ran into you here

I saw her again

why are you looking for me?

She fired me!

From now on I can't follow you

that's why I feel more relieved

and if I am worried, then I get confused when I talk

unclear, and bullshitting all the time

don't mention it, tonight go back to work

this is no good, seems like I'm forcing you

I'm not that type of person

you're not blackmailing me

I'm blackmailing you so that you can blackmail me

are you blackmailing me?

I'm black mailing myself to blackmailing you to blackmail me

anyway, you got to work tonight

no matter who blackmails who,

anyway, thanks!

Honey, where have the children gone?

Not back from school yet

I have good news for you

the manager asked me to go back to work

starting from tonight, I go back to reporting the news

a couple of days ago I went to wong tai sin

I knew we were going to be lucky

now the time is on our side

honey, come here!

I know you're going to like this shark's fin soup

and also this xo, come!

Honey, you're too much!

I'm still not back at work, not yet getting a salary

you're spending my money already

why are you laughing at me like that?

You idiot, what's wrong with my laugh?

What so happy, where did you get the money to buy the food?

It's my own allowance

you're willing to use your money to buy expensive food

honey, I knew I was wrong in the past

that's why today, you will be fed like a king

who knows where you got the money, I'm not going to eat

you tell me, where did the dirty money come from?

Dirty money?

No wonder these days your laugh is so sexy

I understand, you don't like it because I'm poor

you met another guy!

You idiot, I don't know what you are talking about?

This stuff cost $1000

with $1000,you would have premed your hair

play mahjong, buy Mark six, and daydream

your eyes widen when you see money

you're too practical I won't getting thing from it

what a hell. For money you would sell yourself

you have no values

shut up!

You're trying to force me to lay down all the cards

I know I can't hide anything from you

finally you admit it

if I tell you, you better be able to handle it

there's really a third person

I'll tell you the truth, I...

Won the Mark six!

You win?

I can't hear!

Yes!

How much, tell me fast!

$190,000!

$190,000?

I've never seen that much money in my whole life

honey, wait until we got the money

we'll count the money

until you're satisfied!

What do you mean we'll spend it together?

I bought this Mark six myself. Doesn't belong to you

honey, we are a couple, we share everything

yours is mine!

My money is from other guys, it's dirty

it doesn't matter if it's dirty

we wash it together and it will be fine

it stinks!

It's smells good!

You really know how to turn words around

women usually don't have money

we can't win the Mark six

honey, I was just kidding

a woman like you, you wouldn't have affairs

you mean I'm not attractive

no, you are!

Honey, I need you

I am really love you, honey!

$190,000 is a lot of money?

Uncle bill, this is your last chance

if you don't take it, then disappear

I'll give forgive him

it's impossible for her to make $190,000 in one year, right?

I'd like to learn how?

Dodo the panda is finally pregnant

people at the zoo are extremely happy

before the economic review it's the Mark six news

the winning numbers for this week are

5,10, 15, 20, 25, 30!

I'm going to rich!

Only one person won

the price is $199,700

it's wrong!

It's not $190,000. It is 19 million!

No, it's 19000,000!

19 million?

Honey, is that for real?

Yes honey, yes!

19 million!

Why are you laughing?

Can't I laugh!

Ladies and gentlemen!

He's coming again!

I don't want to work here at the station anymore

the people in charge here are a group of scoundrels

they pick on those who earn less than themselves

I've wanted 18 years of youth

what, woman?

Just like yourself, useless

affairs with our station manager, as if it we're nothing

once you get here, she talks nonsense

Why are you laughing, idiot?

Honey, tomorrow we look for another house

I want to live in a big house

I will never live in such a small place again

if we buy a new house everyone will know we're rich

people will come and borrow money from us

we can more secretly, right?

Let me think, go to sleep!

Honey!

Anyway, we have to move

needn't to pay this month's rent to the housing authority

if we don't have to pay, we won't

they increased the rental too much

okay, let's sleep!

Honey!

Starting from tomorrow

you'll have shark's fin soup to go with your rice

and lobster for your breakfast, okay?

Too much cholesterol

it's easy to get a heart attack

what's the matter, you love shark's fin

go to sleep!

Remember, starting from now don't play with them

if you get excited, you'll spill the beans

I won't say anything

you will!

Okay, tomorrow I will take things to the pawn shop

to let people to know that we are poor

this is a good idea

let's sleep!

What are you thinking about?

What am I thinking about?

You think that I don't know,

now that we're rich, you want me deal?

You're so big, how are you going to die?

I won't let you think about other girls

I won't, sleep!

I won't sleep!

Honey!

Dead beat!

Hands up!

Honey, I know I'm wrong

just because we're rich. I don't want you to die

Mia...

I found Mia

she's by herself

sis, we got a new swimming pool, let's go in?

Do I have a share in the new house?

Because you like me you'll have a room for sure

this is for you

this is for Jody

be careful!

Sorry!

Sis, where are you going for a tan?

If you still have your tan here, my house won't be finished

unless all the guys are legless

you ruined my castle

I'm ss 0 rry!

Mia...

I was wrong in the restaurant last time

you go away. Heartless!

Go for an ice-cream, hurry!

Sis, don't be too soft!

Tire of the girls at the restaurant

and now come to the beach to look

you misunderstood me

I just looked at the mole on the waitress's leg

I thought that was a fly

she didn't feel itchy at all

and closely, I realized that it was a mole

here are a lot of girls who have moles on their legs

why don't you go check whether it is a fly or not?

Look at it, it's no moles, those are flies

get lose!

Buddy, it's not going to work

my car doesn't work too

because of you, my car's dead too

we've going to get fired for sure

as buddies, we have to stick together

no matter what you guys have to help me this time

go!

How can I help?

Why are you here alone?

Let me be your companion

you have a very nice tan

what does it matter to you?

We are just pulling your leg

you're unhappy, you've no boyfriend it's dangerous

I'm here to help you!

Don't be afraid, we won't hurt you

it's hard to say what will happen later

I'm here to save you!

What the hell do you guys want?

We want you!

But it is not time yet

help you!

Help!

Help me!

Smiley Joe, that's embarrassing!

Run!

Smiley Joe

Smiley Joe

Mia...

I finally rescued you!

Smiley Joe

Mia...

Sis!

Your family won the Mark six

yes, it's more romantic when one has money

I'll ask my dad to buy us a yacht

we can go sailing!

It will be us two only

mama Mia!

Dad, you got a postcard

our uncle six sent it from Manila

see what lie wrote!

It's probably nothing!

He said he will visit Hong Kong

and will have a dinner with you

good, help me to write a letter to him

go tell him to screw himself

dad, you guys are brothers

why not have a dinner with him?

You always have dinner with people you don't like

but that's different, your mother is my wife

I don't understand why you hate uncle so much!

Of course you don't understand

you've never had chili sauce poured into your pants

or while sleeping, having circles drawn on your face

dad, you not the unforgiving!

The worst time was

during my birthday and in front of the relatives

he tossed a cake into my face

And he stood there and laughing

he loves to watch me suffer

dad, I want to buy a yacht

okay!

Dad, you're great, thanks!

Don't thank me!

You have to pay for it yourself

I'm talking about the 20 million

we won't spend our money like that

daddy

dad, I got something to talk over

daddy

you got something to talk about, bye!

I'm going with my friends to Japan

no! No!

I haven't finished

you're finished!

I've already invited my two friends to a picnic

go to central park

you're afraid that I spent all the money

it's not safe for girls to go to Japan alone

no!

We're going to a safe place!

Can you speak Japanese?

I'll speak in english

Japanese speak english only Japanese can understand

in Japan, boys and girls bath together

and Japanese men piss all over the place

you can't go there

we're going to the university 1048?

To imitate matsuda seiko and kikuchi momoko

if I become popular, then I'm rich!

You'll imitate okata yuhiko and commit suicide

I just going to check out Japanese culture & history

history? You're talking about history?

The Japanese changed their history

remember when toe Japanese attacked

dad, quit mumbling!

Also, they've seized the island near east China

we don't have anywhere to fish

stop thinking about going to Japan

we're going to China in Christmas

to China?

Why not? If you go to China, people'll admire your clothes!

What a bumpkin

go and see if that is Mr. fung

if he comes here for money, tell him I'm not in

Honey, am I pretty?

That's your hairstyle!

I got it cut and permed, also high-line

only $2000

you're useless

this is "Paris", smells good?

Also my bikini!

That's mine, this year I'm going to wear that

so that I'm in fashion

so whichever beach you're going to, let me know first

so that we can ask them to put up a red flag?

Idiot!

Look at yourself, like a lion

I married you back in the day because you looked casual.

Now you've become a slave to clothing and a prisoner of cosmetics.

Sis, let me help you put it on

honey, watch out!

This diamond costs $3000

honey, people wear clothes to keep warm

you can't judge people from what they are wearing

you have to look at the person's character

the China emporiums won't go bankrupt

because their goods are good and durable

we won 20 million dollars

we can't take to the coffin with us

don't be such a spendthrift

no one in our household has an income

$20m is enough for food during our lifetime

so we can't waste the money

always looking for pleasure you'll be disappointed

it doesn't matter, I always get lost

today you'll need a yacht tomorrow an oceanliner

today it's like this, tomorrow it's something else

daddy

today, you're a lion

tomorrow, you'll be something else

oh, by the way, I just found an apartment

an apartment? What's wrong with living here?

Only $500 where can you find a place like this?

Just now, I picked a Mercedes also

it's easy to buy a car but difficult to keep it up

listen, I'm planning to emigrate

China is modernizing!

What do you know, we got so much money

what happens if other find out

a smart guy never sits under crumbing wall

if we don't leave now, when are we leaving?

You are wrong

like before, each of us will pick a number

everyone of us has the right to spend the money

you so absent-minded, I picked two numbers

I'm the big shareholder, I make the decisions

to decide or not to decide

not fair!

We want democracy!

Chinese don't like democracy!

We want freedom

our bank a/c has no money, what do you mean freedom?

Dad, I'll owe you the money

I've already counted

since you were born to this moment, you owe me $368000

you owe me even more! And you too!

You owe me $138000!

I'll take it from your shares

starting from tomorrow you each get $36

whether you work,

or you don't, you get the same

You crazy!

"Wishing hole"

Honey, you're the best!

Of course I'm the best, go to sleep!

When we get there, there will be lots of sodas

don't drink what we have at home

your suit is great!

Mr. fung, we're not really that well off

clothes are just superficial

we have a banquet to go later

that's why we have to do our best

we're actually poor, I hope you don't mind

let's go!

Since you know, I guess it's ok, if our neighbors know

are you asking me to return your money?

I'm watching a swimming exhibition

My two daughters have taken lessons for 3 months

their instructor told them to represent Hong Kong

this styles is called "lobster"

see if it looks like it

yes!

Idiot, they invite us to come,

and not even serving us a drink

don't be so upset

we now have $20m

and they only got a couple of million

don't worry about it, it's not worth it

Hong Kong living standards are really amazing

you estate is so expensive

cousin, you're really generous

we lived here for over half of my lifetime

comfortably, so why worry about anything

brother!

Uncle!

John, go and talk with your big brother!

Honey!

Baby brother!

Uncle, aunt, you're here!

I didn't know you were sitting here!

You've always looking upward how can you see us?

Brother, sister-in-law!

Uncle!

It isn't easy to get so many relatives together

it helps if you have money

otherwise, we'd never see each other

luckily, we're no longer poor.

Aunt, your gown is really beautiful

I think I saw the last two times we got together

the workmanship is so good, that is why you wear it everytime

this is the last tune I wear it

when it gets cool I'm gong to wear my mink coat

really!

If not, then how can I spend the 20 million dollar

20 million?

Yes, a couple of days, ago, I...

She had a stroke, she doesn't know what she's talking about

you're cr az y!

We have to meet our guests

see you later

mommy, this pool is huge

nothing to be envious about it

later, ours will be even bigger

she said it, not me

call sixth uncle!

Sixth uncle!

Are you the youngest daughter?

We haven't seen each other for a long time

we've got to celebrate

honey, how are you?

I'll take your whole family for dinner tomorrow

it's not necessary

come to my house tomorrow night

okay, but it's going to be a bother

it's not bother, just come

come earlier!

Tamachi kogi

not good enough!

Lower your voice!

You're so beautiful on TV

I'm going to take a taxi back home to watch it

I'm going too!

Junk!

About Japan remind your dad!

If you don't, we won't wait!

Bye, boy!

Quiet down, bitch!

If you don't turn it down, I'm going to blow up your room

You've changed, inviting your brother for dinner?

Yes, I've prepare a great meal

leave!

What's the matter?

I thought you said that we going to see a movie

he's the worst

he's staring at the ticket seller!

You're so dirty-minded!

No, I was looking at her mole

recently, I've been looking into reading fortunes

the book said, depending upon where the mole is located

that person has a certain and distinct fate

why were looking at her chest?

Because her chest had two moles

each person has two "miles" on their chest

but hers were especially big

it means that she is especially confident

you're a pervert!

I'm not a pervert!

You're gay!

It was a man?

How come I didn't know?

Smiley Joe, let me ask you something

do you like men, or women?

Women of course!

Where's your proof?

I like Mia!

I really like her!

Molester!

You're a pervert

you punk, don't come here looking my daughter

daughter, a man doesn't need money

he only needs to love you and treat you well

as for other types of men, forget them!

Men are really shit heads!

This TV should have been thrown away

sound!

Crazy!

Picture!

This is a chimpanzee from Africa

it's only a couple of months old, look how cute it is

it's on, you're in for it now!

Why is Jody on TV?

How come?

This singer looks so familiar

uncle bill's daughter is on TV

Jesus!

We've finished watching the chimp

the next zoological feature will be on Swedish foxes

that's really stupid!

How come it's like this?

I don't know!

Valentino's here!

My hearts wants to say!

Hell!

It sounds awful!

My heart loves you even if you say goodbye

pick a card!

I won!

You punk, go to hell!

You can't, I can still use him

touch what!

Do you like my daughter a lot?

Of course, yes

go some where else to shoot!

You have to answer me one thing

what?

I don't like you!

You like my daughter you have to pass my approval

yes, uncle, tell me!

Do you have time tomorrow?

It's difficult to tell!

Busy in afternoon, then I'm free in the morning!

I'm busy in the morning then I'm free in afternoon!

I'm still free at night time

then do you have anything to do tomorrow?

Tomorrow's Sunday, I'm free the whole day

get a pencil and paper, write it down

I'm going to borrow a uniform tomorrow morning

after which I will deliver cake

did I need to wear a tie?

It doesn't matter!

Why? The better you dress the more tips you get

you're not going to get any tips

you have to go buy the cream cake

does it have to say "happy birthday"?

No, it just has to have cream!

No tie, no tips, more cream

send the cake to my house tomorrow

send it to my house

my house!

You mean my house!

Just write your home address!

Remember this person

when you see him throw the cake into his face

it's going to be great!

No wonder there's not going to have any tips

I've been waiting for this opportunity for ten years

brother!

You thought that it is the same as before?

Come here, say hello to uncle!

This is ray second daughter

this is my eldest daughter

uncle!

What was happened?

She was arguing with her boyfriend

always crying, what a shame!

Good girl, here's a present for you

thank you, uncle!

Be careful, there might be a mouse inside

you still remember that time?

Of course I remember!

Growing up with you, I had to endure a lot

don't do that

brother, I want to apologize for the things before

you never apologize!

I got to say it today

because I'm getting old

and don't have much time

what's he up to now?

I'm serious this time!

I have leg cancer

the doctor said I have a few of months left to live

you're my closest relative

so tonight, I must talk to both of you

okay, fine!

I'm really happy!

It's tragic, so young and still unmarried

I always thought of him as an enemy

this time could be the last time we saw each other

control yourself, don't cry

I can't control myself

Are you going to eat?

No, I'm not going to eat!

Good thing. I didn't prepare anything for you

go and see whether the soup is ready

- uncle! Eat please - Brother, sister-in-law!

Have you ever thought of buying a house and a car?

Yes, yes, why?

I've been working with hang fung bank for 10 years

I still have jots of "quartz" I can give it to you

that way you can get a better interest rate

I hope that you accept my offer

drink the chicken's feet soup, it's good for your leg!

Come and sit down!

Eat...

It's good to eat like this!

Let me tell you guys a joke!

Please!

Once upon a time, there was this guy

is this a joke?

This patient went to hospital for operation

he cut off his left leg

after the operation, he woke up

he saw the doctor and he had a worried look

the doctor said, "I've good news and bad news"

"which one do you want to hear first?"

The patient said, "tell me the bad news first"

the bad news is, "I cut off the wrong leg"

what's the good news?

"There was nothing wrong with your left leg"

Come here and pour the soy sauce for me

hand me the soy sauce plate

you don't need four people to pour soy sauce?

Listen, be careful of what you say

tonight we must treat him well

not only tonight, but from now on

let me open it

who are you looking for?

You!

Don't...!

Is him!

It's funny!

You can lift your head a little higher, driving a car like this.

You don't have to drive yourself hire a chauffeur

that means we have to spend money?

Use my "quartz" to hire him

the car costs less than original price

we hire a chauffeur, we going to be even more proud

mommy, this swimming pool is big, I like it

of course it's big

after buying a house and car, there's only $10m left

it's best to save in my bank

put it in a foreign accounts 18% interest for you

only interest to earn us about a million a year

it'll never be able to use it all!

I could help you keep an eye on it

interest goes up on other accounts, I'll help you swift

we're going to be rich, money from money

it's too bad I won't be around that long

don't shake your leg, you can't have money

you'll be poor if you shake it a lot

you're so stubborn

when I knew I had leg cancer

and had a few months to live

I wanted to do a film

to tell all my relatives

never to shake your leg

no matter what

if I didn't shake my leg in the past

I wouldn't be sitting here now

and telling you about my leg cancer

don't worry!

Uncle, this is fate

life and money is the same

if you have it, you have it. That's fate

you guys come here to see the new house

thought you lied to me

this is a very pretty house, can I stay here?

Where's your sister?

Inside the house

you can't go in!

Do you have to ask to enter this house?

What's your status?

I'm just going to wash room, ok?

Yes, there is wash room in that room

Where can I go take a piss?

- Inside! - Thanks!

I don't think this guy has much of a future

is smiley Joe come here?

Yes, he's is the bathroom

you boy-friend is an embarrassment

This bathroom is big!

You didn't zip up your sipper!

How can you piss like that?

There's only one way to piss

you streaker!

If I don't streak, how can I piss?

How can I piss with my pants in the way?

Get lost, you jerk!

Just because I piss, I'm not jerk

you jerk...!

Pervert!

You are not only a streaker, you a pervert too

you misunderstand

you date my daughter because you want my inheritance

you thought that I didn't know?

Daughter, love can't be like bread

it's important that his status is the same

some treat you good just so they can depend on you

yes! Hop in the car.

Mia...

So what if you win $19 million

who won the Mark six?

I'm not telling you

one more

bro~

coming~

cheers!

Beer~~

don't look down at other people

one day if I have the money

you'll see if I can be a good match for your daughter

drink up...

Did your girlfriend win the Mark six?

It was her mother!

Mama Mia, won it!

Mama Mia, my goodness

let's do something!

Let's do something to her mom

do something to her mom

Right, it's her!

Let's go back. Postpone the plan!

What happened?

This little kid remember me

yes!

Drive by and steal the pantyhose

put it on!

You're smart!

No, this size doesn't fit me

this is size two and I need size four

put it on your head

yes!

This is a European size, size two will fit me

this doesn't fit me

she wants to leave

go!

Lock the door

help!

Help...

Have you finished packing for your Japan trip?

There's nothing to pack empty suitcases will do

and also bring a couple of credit cards

this time I can buy whatever I want

I don't have to be stingy or tightfisted

this television has stereo

hang fung bank is bankrupt after nineteen years

which one?

It's looks like our bank, hang fung

it is $300 billion in the red

it is bankrupt because, since 1985

a couple of banks had financial difficulties

this's the ninth bank to go bankrupt!

I got good news and bad news

which do you want to hear first?

Tell us the good news first

the good new is that I don't have leg cancer

the doctor said that

what about the bad news?

The bad news is that you lost $19 million

- whats! - Sister-in-law!

Don't be depressed

whether you lose or win, it's fate

money and life are the same

if you have it, you got it, it's fate

stop bullshitting you caused us all this trouble

I'm a loser too, I lost my job

give me back $19 million

give me back $19 million

daddy

give me back $19 million. Give it back!

Kidnapped?

Don't fight!

Our sister was kidnapped!

No more jokes. We're not playing games

who said we're playing games? Listen

dad, help me!

I know you don't like me

I will support you for your whole life

don't let me die

did you hear? We want $19 million ransom

you must be joking we're living in the estates!

You said you won't the Mark six?

We don't have it. Didn't you hear the news?

Hang fung went bankrupt,

whats?

Turn on the TV

uncle bill, don't pretend that you are poor!

No, I'm really poor!

No more games, get toe money ready

if you tell the police, I'm going to kill her

brother, call the police!

We can't call the police. They will kill hostage

anyway it's none of your business. Get lost

What are we going to do now?

A mouse bit me, I'm scared!

It's getting worse and worse

what do you mean worse, it's super bad

brother Joe, you're the one responsible

a one man show

in reality, I just wanted to scare the fat woman

who would've thought that a one-time impulse would get us in a huge mess?

Yeah! It was also out of impulse when America built the atomic bomb.

Now, the world praises them for doing the right thing and having it well done.

Why don't we let her go?

Let her go?

- You're crazy! - Ate too much pig

if we let her go now, it's still a kidnapping

we receive $19 million, it's still a kidnapping

the money first before we let tier go, stupid

I'm out of it!

We're all a part of it!

Whether you're in or out, it's still a bad situation

since they still haven't blown your cover

go to their house and spy

if they call the police, let us know

I'm going to wash my hair

go, go wash your hair!

Smiley Joe, did you know someone kidnapping her?

Do your know who is involved?

How do I know?

Good!

You never were any good!

Why do you have a foreign account?

$20 million, gone just that!

We can pretend that if wasn't real

we can pretend that we never won

why should we pretend? I won!

Yes, you had $20 million!

Look around you, no one else had it

it not the time to talk about money

we should think about how to rescue our daughter

without money, how are we going to rescue her?

I cancelled my plane ticket

even my personal saving are here!

Is this enough money to get sis back?

Crazy girl, you're wonderful

you're really wonderful!

Don't use the phone

I'm n 0 t! I 1 m n ot!

They really don't have money

the bank's bankrupts, they don't have money

that means we're wasted our time?

Why don't we just let her go!

What? That's quite a risk

who knows how much money they have left?

About $10000!

About $10000. Forget it! We won't let her go!

Unless she let's us insult her as much as we want

it's like taking rice from a beggar's bowl!

If we get the rice then you have a part in it too

forget about feelings

her sister is your girlfriend, I know

but we are your brothers!

Really?

Are you or not?

Of course!

Ask them for $500000!

I'm uncle bill, you're... Aware of the bankrupt

what? $500000

I don't even have $50000

don't kill my daughter, I'll...

How's my daughter?

She is safe, she's watching TV

eating candy too

sweet and plenty of it

I want to see her first before I give you money

mommy, there's lot of mice here

you heard her? Go borrow $500000!

Tomorrow afternoon put the money in a briefcase

take with you a portable telephone

go to kowloon tong and take the 3:45 tram

you'll see your daughter then

I'll video tape them secretly

are we going to exchange the money in the train?

I looked all over I still can't see the kidnapper

where are you now?

Our tram just passed the Chinese school

there's a hiway ahead your daughter will be there

when you see her throw the money out of the tram

the windows can't be opened, how do we throw it out?

Go to the bathroom, use that window

it's this window!

It's two inches thick, perfect

this train stops at tai poi

even if we call the police they have plenty of time

I can't even rescue my daughter

they're cunning!

I'm going to shoot it for evidence

dad!

Jody!

Big brother, throw the money out

throw the money?

Dad!

Throw the money!

Dad!

Throw the money!

Jody, come quickly!

Dad!

Big brother!

I have no more money

I'm happy if you got the money!

Uncle bill, I'm sorry!

I'll return your daughter

who are you?

Oh! Shit!

You get off at tai poi

go to the quarry, your daughter will be there

the quarry...?

Money...

The rear wheel's gone, help push the car

Listen kid, I'm going to push you later

you say piss & I'll give you a chance to leave

I understand, smiley Joe

how can you know it's me?

I knew it a long time ago, I just didn't say anything 1639?

I was afraid you would kill me

I need to go to the bathroom

shut up!

I can't hold it

you can't go! You have to hold it!

I can't hold it

otherwise, she'll go inside the car

she doesn't even close the door!

Run!

Run, as far as you can!

Why did you let tier go? Are you crazy?

No, it's not necessary!

We don't need to kill her she only a little girl

we don't need to kill her she only a little girl

Still running!

Can't bel

I'll call my wife and let her know

brother, call the police

police?

I'm going to kill you!

Jody!

Help me!

Daddy, help me!

Jody!

Daddy, help me!

Uncle!

Jody!

Uncle!

Jody!

Brother!

Daddy!

- Jody! - Daddy,

- don't leave me! - Jody!

One behind the rocks, another at the entrance

the rest, follow me

daughter, I love you!

Sis!

Jody!

Mum!

Good girl, you worried me to deal are you okay?

You bastard, you took my little girl

you drag, I'm going to beat you to death!

There's another one here

no, he's here to rescue me

he's good, the other two are the kidnappers

smiley Joe, I love youl!

Smiley Joe

he's part of it, don't let him go!

Smiley Joe, you are good, I don't blame you

you're a hero in my eyes

you're really good, really good!

He's involved, arrest him too!

Happy birthday to you~

yeah!

Smiley Joe, washing the rice?

Cooking!

You're the only one who know, don't tell anyone

I'll never do anything bad again

Jody

smiley Joe, sis is looking for you

may, I'm coming!

Smiley Joe!

We don't owe each other anything

go wash your face!

I don't want to be rich, risk being kidnapped

it's better to be poor!

I have three daughters, that's precious

not only three

whats? You...

Brother, congratulations!

This time, it's got to be a boy

and if it's a another girl...

Give it back to the hospital!

Yes~yes~

now, there is special news

one hour ago, finance secretary officially announce

hang fung bank was bailed out by foreign currency

even though many councilman are arguing against it

hang fung has got the government s permission

to reopen tomorrow

whoever has an account may get their money back

We're rich again!

Calm down! Calm down!

Not so loud

don't let anyone know, they'll want to borrow money

Mr. fung, I don't have any money to lend you

I'm here to return all the money I borrowed from you

my wife came back with another man

they came back and we're living together!

Your wife is with another man and you're so happy

of course I'm happy, he's rich!

Mr. fung

what?

You bastard, you're not a man!