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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Steven: I was in a deep,
deep sleep, Elyse!
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You might have considered
picking up the phone!
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Elyse: I was in the shower.
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Hey. Hey, what's going on?
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Shh. Shh.
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A fight? A fight,
and you didn't call me?
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It just started,
but it has real potential.
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The phone rang
seven times, Elyse!
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Elyse: I happen to be
in the habit
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of drying myself after a shower!
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It only takes three rings
to dry yourself!
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Break!
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Wouldn't care... How many
times do I have to...
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Both: Hi, kids.
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Beautiful Sunday, isn't it?
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I guess so.
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Oh, it is. It's a great day.
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Don't you think so, Jennifer?
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Not really.
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The phone woke me up
this morning.
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That was your mother's fault, sweetie.
You're right.
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We should have installed a phone
in the shower years ago.
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It would make my life
a lot easier.
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Okay, Elyse.
Richard and Keith are here.
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Do you think we could stop
this silly fight?
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I know I could.
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Oh... oh, I see. It's my fault.
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Well, y-you're right.
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Look, from now on,
no matter where I am,
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I'll answer the phone.
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If I'm at work
and the phone's ringing,
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you go next door
to the Obecks', call me.
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I'll race home to answer it.
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Even if you're in
a deep, deep sleep?
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Oh, and there's the bell
to end the first round.
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Coming.
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Try to keep some
sense of decorum,
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would you, Elyse?
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The man's been through
a horrible divorce
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and custody battle.
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His view of marriage
is dim enough
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without our snuffing out
what little light remains.
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Alex: Whoa.
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Hear, hear. Bravo, dad.
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What do we have for him, Keith?
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Yes, it's the duro-kite
by Schiff Co.!
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The duro-kite... for a lifetime
of kiting pleasure and more.
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Elyse: Hi, guys.
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And... For the ladies.
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It's daisies. Thank you.
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And the duro-kite by Schiff Co.!
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Thank you, Richard.
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I'm a little short
of duro-kites.
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A hug will have to do. Oh, okay.
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So, Keith, where has this
dad of yours taken you today?
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Well, we started at
the football Hall of Fame.
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Then we went to
the pony rides...
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Uh, don't tell him
any more, Keith.
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It's just gonna make him look
bad in front of his kids.
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No, let's just say we
pretty much toured the midwest.
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Tomorrow, the wine country.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Alex, you want to
go fly the kite?
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Yeah, thanks anyway, Keith,
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but I think I'm
a little old for kites.
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Can I have the red one?
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Mallory?
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All right. Whose team am I on?
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Oh, I tell you. You know?
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What a beautiful sight to see.
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Kids playing together.
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Husband and wife living
together under the same roof.
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I used to have a wife.
I used to have a roof.
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Come on, Richie,
don't get bitter.
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You haven't even
been here five minutes.
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I'm not bitter. I-I'm not.
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I'm philosophical about it,
actually.
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I have no regrets.
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What was, was. It's over.
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I just have one question...
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How'd you let me
marry that witch?
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That's the idea.
Forgive and forget.
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Know what it was?
You two. It was you two.
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You made marriage
look phenomenal.
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Kissing and hugging
all the time.
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Smiling. Happy.
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Shame on you.
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Come on, Richard.
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You and Cynthia had
some terrific times together.
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You remember
that summer in Maine?
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The four of us in Bar Harbor?
Ah!
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Ah, that was great. Tents
on the beach, digging clams.
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That was July of '68.
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Alex turned three that summer.
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I remember we let him
hold the money.
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Oh, I was in love that summer.
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I was in love with
everybody and everything.
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I-I remember your
infatuation with kelp.
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Kelp and Cynthia.
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I just made the wrong choice.
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She's taking Keith
and moving to San Diego.
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What do you mean "moving"?
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Moving. They put your stuff
in a truck,
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they break your dishes...
Moving.
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Oh, Richard, no. I'm sorry.
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W-when...
When is this happening?
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They're leaving next week.
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This is my last Sunday with him.
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You must be excited about
moving to California, Keith.
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Hollywood, Disneyland,
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the Grand Canyon.
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Uh, Mallory, the Grand Canyon
is not in California.
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It's in Arizona.
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He can still visit it,
can't he, Alex?
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Yeah, he can visit Belgium, too.
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What does that have
to do with it?
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You'll like it in California,
Keith. You'll see.
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I wish my dad
were coming with me.
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Of course,
then my mom wouldn't come.
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Aah!
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You broke another one?
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Jennifer, I am doing
the best I can.
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The directions are in Chinese.
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Well, you've broken kites
in three languages now.
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Give it to me.
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I think I could
follow in Spanish.
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Well, you getting
those kites together?
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Yeah, and we're learning
a lot of languages, too.
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Yes, the duro-kite...
It's fun and educational.
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Uh, I'll be honest with you,
Mr. Bailey.
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You got to have
a degree in engineering
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to put these things together.
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Okay, it's ready. Let's go.
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Mallory: Come on, Keith.
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Uh... How did you do that?
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I just used my cabeza.
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Who knows when
I'll see him again.
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This Sunday business
is hard enough...
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Now I'll see him, what,
uh, once every six months?
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That's not a father.
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That's a dentist.
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Um...
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R-Richard, I hate to... Bug you.
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Oh, my god.
I forgot where I was.
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I'll... I'm gonna put it out.
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I'm gonna put it right out.
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I'll just find a place,
then I...
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I just lost my mind, that's all.
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I don't know, um... Where, um...
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Maybe.
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Um, I don't...
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D-did you at least discuss
the move with Cynthia?
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Sure, like we discuss
everything.
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I said don't do it.
She said, "I'm doing it."
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I said I forbid it,
and she threw me out.
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It was one of our better talks.
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What about going back to court?
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Try to share custody.
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Don't say "court" to me, Steve.
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I spent $20,000
and all last year in court.
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The Ohio Bar Association
voted me Ex-Husband of the year.
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I didn't know that.
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Well, you know me.
I don't like to brag.
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Even if I wanted to
go back to court,
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it just wouldn't work.
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I mean, I haven't got a chance.
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I mean, unless
the mother appears in court
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naked and drooling,
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she's gonna get custody
of the kids every time.
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Well, you got to do something.
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What? Tell me. I'll do it.
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I don't know what.
I don't know what I'd do.
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You don't have to worry.
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It's not gonna happen
to you, Steve.
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I mean, you've got
a beautiful thing here.
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When did Elyse ever do anything
to make you mad?
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Well, um... This morning.
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The one morning
I can sleep late.
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I'm fast asleep,
and the phone rings.
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She let it ring...
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Seven times.
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I had to... Get up
and answer it myself.
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She did that to you?
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You got to leave her.
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Is something burning?
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Sorry, sorry. I lit a cigarette.
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A thousand pardons. I lost
my mind. There. I'm sorry.
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Least you could do is apologize.
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Uh, you should get
Keith's things together.
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Cynthia should be here
any minute.
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Stevie, the phone.
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Elyse?
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I hear it.
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What do you normally do
in this situation?
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Hi, dad!
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Hey, how'd the kiting go?
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Does this answer your question?
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There's still one left.
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It's stuck in
Mrs. Obeck's chimney.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Bailey.
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Hi, Alex. Elyse: Oh, hi.
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Oh, there's my little boy.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi. Hi.Hi.
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Do I smell smoke?
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I don't believe it.
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Three hours ago,
in another room.
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The woman ought to have
her nose bronzed.
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Hello, Richard.
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Hello.
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Cynthia,
sit and have some coffee.
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I just made a fresh pot.
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Oh, no, no. Thanks.
No, no. We've got to run.
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Tomorrow's a school day,
so, uh...
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Get your things together, Keith.
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Come on, mom.
Can't we stay a little longer?
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There's still one kite
we haven't broken.
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Please?
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Come on. Please.
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Well, maybe just a minute or two.
Yeah!
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Keith: Let's go. Come on.
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There.
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Hmm.
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So...
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How you doin', Cynthia?
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Fine.
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Good.
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Good!
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Us too.
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We're really fine.
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I was gonna ask.
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Now you don't have to.
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Ah, we're fine...
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fine as, uh...
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fine as gold.
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Good, good.
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So...
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You're fine, huh?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Why shouldn't she be fine?!
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She's got the house,
the bank account,
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my parakeet!
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Do you remember Maine?
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The summers?
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July of '68!
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That was the best one. Yeah.
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00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,300
I remember Maine.
262
00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:29,000
I remember living
in a tent full of kelp.
263
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,460
Is there something wrong
with kelp?
264
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,230
It stinks.
265
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,860
Kelp stinks.
266
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:40,330
How dare you!
267
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,930
That's a stunning brooch,
Cynthia.
268
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,760
Where... where could a person
find a brooch...
269
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,060
How can you do it?
270
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:48,060
How can you take my only son
2,000 miles away from me?
271
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,460
I have got to get away, Richard.
272
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,430
I have got to get out of Ohio.
273
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:54,130
I need a fresh start,
and so does Keith.
274
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,360
Keith is 9 years old.
275
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,030
9-year-old boys
do not need a fresh start.
276
00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:00,360
They need a father!
277
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,260
Oh, my god. I forgot.
278
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:06,030
Go ahead. Smoke.
Let's all smoke.
279
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,700
No.
280
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:10,730
I will not foul your home.
281
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,360
If you should need me,
I'll be on your front lawn
282
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,030
fouling your neighborhood.
283
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,300
He... he's just agitated,
Cynthia.
284
00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:24,000
This... Whole thing's been
very disturbing to him.
285
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:26,200
I am sick and tired of hearing
286
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:28,330
how hard this has been
on Richard.
287
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,560
What about me?
288
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,900
All I ever hear about is how
289
00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:32,600
"daddy took me
to the pony rides"
290
00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:34,360
and "daddy took me
to the movies"
291
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,430
and... and "daddy" this,
and "daddy" that.
292
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:37,760
And what do I do?
293
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,400
I'm the one who makes him
do his homework
294
00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,700
and brush his teeth
and eat asparagus.
295
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:43,900
I'm no fun at all,
296
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,830
and Richard...
Richard is some kind of a Saint!
297
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,200
Can the Baileys stay for supper?
298
00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:50,100
No. No. No.
299
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:52,630
Well,
this is really getting silly.
300
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,430
I've got to get home.
301
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,600
Richard, if you're done sulking,
302
00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:59,060
would you mind sending Keith in?
303
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,230
I'll get him.
304
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:02,460
Goodbye, Cynthia.
305
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:06,200
Uh, Mr. Bailey wanted me
to give you this.
306
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:11,160
"Cynthia, I'm the one
who needs a fresh start.
307
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,330
I'm taking Keith.
Goodbye. Richard."
308
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,900
Keith!
309
00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:23,800
What would you do if mommy
and daddy ever got divorced?
310
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:26,050
Don't worry.
They're not gonna get divorced.
311
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,380
They still act as if
they're on their honeymoon.
312
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:30,950
Just think what
their honeymoon was like.
313
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:33,980
I'd rather not.
314
00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:37,080
Just say they did get divorced.
315
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,710
Who'd you want to go with?
316
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:42,610
I'd get my own apartment
and let them visit me.
317
00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:43,980
What about you?
318
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,210
I'd get my own
apartment building,
319
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,810
let 'em rent from me.
320
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,210
I never dreamed that
it would come to this,
321
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,410
that he would dare.
322
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,510
He was upset, angry.
323
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,850
He was confused. He
didn't know what he was doing.
324
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,680
Stop making excuses for him.
325
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,380
I'm not making excuses.
I'm just...
326
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,210
You kids still up?
327
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,180
Mom, it's 8:15.
328
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,050
Oh. Well, I-it wouldn't hurt you
329
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,410
to get a good night's sleep
for a change.
330
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:13,810
Hey, look.
If you want us to leave,
331
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,510
why don't you just say,
"please leave"?
332
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,550
All: Please leave.
333
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,580
See how easy that was?
334
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,080
You've always been
on Richard's side,
335
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,250
haven't you, Steven?
336
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,010
I'm not taking Richard's side.
337
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,750
I'm not taking sides at all.
338
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,610
A-although when I... when I
spoke to Richard earlier, I...
339
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,280
You spoke to him?
340
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:36,110
What did you say?
341
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,310
Mm, nothing, nothing.
342
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:39,610
All I said was that
he shouldn't sit still
343
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:41,650
and let you take Keith
to San Diego.
344
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,180
That's all you said?
345
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,950
Why didn't you write
a ransom note for him?
346
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:48,710
We had a conversation, Elyse.
He's my friend.
347
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,910
Did you think you had any right
to get involved in this?
348
00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:52,810
I think I had more than a right.
I had an obligation.
349
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,280
Oh, as a man? No.
350
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,350
As a woman? No.
351
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,880
As a friend.
352
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:02,210
I felt sorry for him.
353
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,250
He's been through
a horrible divorce.
354
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,610
It wasn't exactly
a fun divorce for me.
355
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,380
I didn't even get an award
out of it.
356
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:13,850
Look, he needed to talk.
He was lonely.
357
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,580
He was depressed.
358
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,050
He was broke. He didn't even
have money for gas.
359
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,280
Good. Then they can't
get very far.
360
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,150
I gave him money.
361
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,180
Steven, how could you
give him money?
362
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:29,250
I-I hope you realize that
could make you an accessory.
363
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,050
An accessory?
364
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,550
Point of order, counselor...
365
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,680
Weren't you in the room
when I gave him the money?
366
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:38,210
That makes you
an accessory once removed.
367
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,510
You have no right
to call me that, Steven.
368
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,310
Cynthia, I was only trying
to console Richard.
369
00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:46,380
I had no idea
that he'd try to take Keith.
370
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,980
I'll get it.
371
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,510
Hello?
372
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,750
Richard! Just a second.
I-I'll get Cynthia.
373
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,650
Oh... wha...
374
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,780
Come on, Richard. You've
got to talk to her. You...
375
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,680
He won't talk to you.
376
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,180
Look...
377
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,680
Yeah, I-i guess so. I...
378
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:06,650
Okay.
379
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,850
I promise. Where are you?
380
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,050
Okay, I'll leave right away.
381
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,980
What's going on?
Is Keith all right?
382
00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:16,250
Keith's fine.
Richard wants to talk this over.
383
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,450
Well, I'm going with you.
384
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,980
He made me promise
I'd come alone.
385
00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,750
How can I let you go...
Cyn... Cynthia.
386
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,580
Cynthia. It's the only way.
387
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,930
Hey, Keith. How you doin'?
388
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,160
Great. Great, Mr. Keaton!
389
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,460
I just won a free game.
390
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,430
Hey, way to go.
391
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,130
Hello, Richard.
392
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,660
Hi, Steve. Thanks for coming.
393
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,860
Mind if I smoke?
394
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,400
Go ahead.
395
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:55,860
Thanks,
I-i hate to stop mid-pack.
396
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:01,600
Richard... What are you doin'?
397
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,110
I'm not sure.
398
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:05,350
I'm confused as hell.
399
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,450
That's why
I wanted to talk to you.
400
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,080
What you're doing is crazy.
Maybe.
401
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:13,510
But there's no way I was gonna
let her take him to San Diego.
402
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,310
You're breaking the law.
403
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:17,380
It's not about the law, Steve.
404
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,310
It's about my feelings.
405
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,050
It's about my life.
406
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,250
What about Keith's feelings?
What about Keith's life?
407
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,080
What are you talking about?
Look, I am doing this for Keith.
408
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:29,710
What are you doing for him,
Rich? Making him a fugitive?
409
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,210
You have no money.
410
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,450
You don't know
where you're going.
411
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,550
Leaving your job.
412
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:38,680
You're not doing this
to help Keith.
413
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:41,210
You're doing it to hurt Cynthia.
414
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:46,910
Come on, Richard. Let's go home.
415
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:50,010
You ever been to
the, uh, pony rides, Steve?
416
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:54,450
I think we should
stop at home first.
417
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,310
I go every Sunday.
I'm a regular.
418
00:17:57,350 --> 00:18:00,010
That's what
divorced fathers do on Sunday.
419
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,750
You should see us there.
420
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,180
Bunch of lonely guys
dressed like our kids,
421
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,950
trying to do the impossible.
422
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:10,580
Trying to love
against the clock.
423
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:13,780
Waving as they come
trotting toward us, and...
424
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,910
Drying our eyes
when they make their turn.
425
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:20,450
We're a club.
We ought to get jackets.
426
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,950
We're Sundays fathers.
427
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,950
Sundays fools.
428
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,410
Coffee? Uh, oh, no.
429
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,450
Thanks. I-i came here to talk.
430
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,950
What do you want to talk about?
431
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,680
I can talk about anything.
432
00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:37,150
You name the subject,
and I'll talk.
433
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,410
Okay, I'll have that coffee.
434
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:42,580
Works every time.
435
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:44,310
Do you want some pie
with that coffee?
436
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:47,080
You tell me.
437
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,280
A little piece.
438
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:54,210
Richard, why did you
ask me to come here?
439
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,480
You want... you want me to say
you're doing the right thing?
440
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,350
That Cynthia drove you to this?
441
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,580
That you have no choice?
442
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:02,280
That I'd do the same thing
in your shoes?
443
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,410
Yes, that's pretty much
what I want you to say.
444
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:07,650
Well, I can't say that!
Well, you just said it!
445
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,580
I can't say it and mean it!
446
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,810
You and Cynthia
have got to talk this out.
447
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:16,380
We're through talking, Steve.
448
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:17,710
Now I'm doing this my way.
449
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,380
Your way is not going to work.
450
00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,550
How the hell do you know
so much about this, Keaton?
451
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,680
I know you're making
a big mistake, buster.
452
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,210
And don't call me
"buster," Keaton.
453
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:31,150
I didn't call you
"Buster Keaton."
454
00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,910
Well, I didn't say
you called me "Buster Keaton."
455
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:38,680
Can we stop
this "Buster Keaton" business?!
456
00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:45,310
I don't agree
with what you're doing.
457
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,010
I will not support it.
458
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,880
Thanks.
459
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,810
Thanks a lot, Steve.
460
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,950
I'm glad I can come to you
in my time of need.
461
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,350
Let's go, Keith. Richard,
462
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,610
you're doing something wrong.
463
00:20:02,650 --> 00:20:03,980
It's not wrong, Steven!
464
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,380
You haven't lived this!
465
00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:08,310
You can't know how I feel.
466
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,310
But I know what you're doing.
467
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,610
You and Cynthia are at war,
468
00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:14,910
and you're taking prisoners.
469
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,610
Bye, Mr. Keaton.
470
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,210
What's taking him so long?
471
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,610
He's been gone
for over two hours now.
472
00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:30,950
Try to calm down, Cynthia.
473
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,950
You're not making it
any easier on yourself.
474
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,610
I know Keith
isn't wearing a sweater.
475
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,380
Richard never makes him
wear a sweater.
476
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,750
Where's Keith?
What happened?
477
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,610
The only thing I can tell you
is that he's okay.
478
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,250
He's not coming back?
479
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,380
I tried.
Richard wasn't listening.
480
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:52,050
I'm sorry.
481
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,310
No luck, huh, dad?
482
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,580
I tried, Alex. I really tried.
483
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:08,680
Yeah, I know you did.
484
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,810
You know what I was just
thinking about?
485
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,150
What?
486
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,380
Lake Hiawatha.
487
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:18,110
I'm glad I didn't
hazard a guess.
488
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,250
Christmas, '79. Remember?
489
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,750
We shared a cabin up there
with the Baileys.
490
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:27,850
How can two people who loved
each other so much...
491
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,180
They really did love each other.
492
00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,750
I know. I had the room
next to them.
493
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:35,410
They really did love each other.
494
00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:41,550
Anyway, dad, I'm gonna be
really sure when I get married.
495
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,110
Well, I'll be
rooting for you, son.
496
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:45,280
I hope you'll be
one of the lucky ones.
497
00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:47,680
You know, you are.
498
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:49,180
I know.
499
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:53,050
Sure, your mom and I fight
once in a while, but, uh...
500
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,550
You're right.
501
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,750
I am one of the lucky ones.
502
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:04,180
I'll get it.
503
00:22:04,210 --> 00:22:05,310
No, I'll get it.
504
00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:07,050
But I'm closer.
No, I think I'm closer.
505
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:10,150
No, no. Anyway,
I think it's my turn.
506
00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,710
Hello?
507
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,610
Just a second.
Alex, it's for you.
508
00:22:13,650 --> 00:22:15,010
Who is it? I don't know.
Some girl.
509
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:17,550
I'll take it upstairs.
510
00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:19,910
You know, I could have
gotten the phone.
511
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:21,050
I know.
512
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,050
It was the stupidest fight.
513
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,480
One of the all-time stupidest.
514
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,950
You ready to make up?
515
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,450
Real ready. Oh.
516
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,810
Mm.
517
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,510
I don't like it when we fight.
518
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:34,510
Neither do I,
but I love making up.
519
00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:36,710
Mm. Alex: Oh, for
crying out loud!
520
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,610
Will you hang up the phone?!
521
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:50,050
Steven, d-do you notice
how we always seem to fight
522
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,210
just before
Richard and Cynthia come over?
523
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,110
I guess we see a little
of ourselves in them,
524
00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:55,450
and it scares us.
525
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,880
They once had a wonderful
marriage, and it's over.
526
00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,710
We just got to keep
working at it.
527
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:10,750
You're a very
persuasive guy, Steven.
528
00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:24,910
Keith!
529
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,280
Mom!
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