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[instrumental music]
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[beating eggs]
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Where did Tia go?
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‐ What happened?
‐ Nothing.
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Tia and I
are playin' a new game.
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It's called
"Pack your stuff and leave."
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And right now, she's it.
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[egg cracks]
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Well, are you at least
gonna pick the shells out?
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Neesee,
can a brother put shells
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in his eggs
in his own house
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without his ex‐wife
jumping down his back?
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‐ Hi, mommy.
‐ Hey, baby.
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‐ Daddy, where's Tia?
‐ Tia, who?
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Uh, Tia Tia?
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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That Tia.
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Um, she went out, son.
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But Tia said
she'd sew a patch on my jeans.
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‐ Oh, baby, I'll do it.
‐ No, no, I'll do it. Thank you.
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Hey, son,
why don't you go upstairs
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and get dressed for school?
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And brush your teeth, alright?
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Tongue all lookin'
like you've been lickin' butter.
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Okay, I do a tongue check
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on that boy every morning.
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So, now,
what's really goin' on?
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What's really goin' on?
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Tia left
because you keep interfering
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in our lives, Neesee.
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I just got here.
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Don't blame me
'cause Tia's gone.
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Alright, for your information,
Tia's not gone.
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Tia left.
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There's a difference.
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Marvin Gaye is gone.
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Jesus...left.
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Well, Robert, don't eat those
because there's still shells..
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[crunching]
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...in them.
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It's perfect 'cause..
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...my throat was scratchin'
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a‐and i‐it itched it
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on the, on the way down.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all of us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Hello? Yeah.
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I'd like to order
a dozen red roses..
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...and a "I'm sorry" balloon.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a‐and the card should read
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"I miss you, Thick'ums.
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Love, your pooty bear."
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No, man, not booty bear.
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That's stupid.
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It's pooty bear with a "P."
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Right,
and "Thick'ums" is spelled
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"Thick" apostrophe "Ums."
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Thank you.
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‐ What's up, man?
‐ Oh, heh‐hey, what..
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What's up, Dirk? How long
you've been standin' there, man?
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Oh, I just got here..
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...pooty bear.
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Why you sendin' Tia flowers,
man?
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Because I'm romantic like that.
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I mean, you know, I know
how to take care of my woman.
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Oh, yeah? Well, can't you
take care of her at your house?
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She came over to Jonelle's
last night, interrupted our game
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of Peepin' Tom
and Lady In The Shower.
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Oh, okay, so, so, so,
your idea of foreplay
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is lurkin' outside
of your condo?
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Who said
I was the peepin' Tom?
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Now, I need a shower.
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Hey, man. I'm sorry
to hear about you and Tia.
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‐ How you holdin' up?
‐ Yo, it's pretty bad, D.
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You know, we've had arguments
in the past
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but this is the first time
she ever left.
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‐ That's good news.
‐ Why?
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Marvin Gaye is gone.
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Jesus left.
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[cellphone rings]
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This Jonelle, man,
she blowin' me up, man.
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Tryin' to keep me in a cage,
man. You can't tame a tiger.
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See what happened
to Siegfried's boy.
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You know what?
You need to stop frontin', man.
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You know you love that girl.
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Always talkin' about how she
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gives your goatee
hot oil treatments.
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Oh, yeah, I could pass a comb
through it now.
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Yeah, Tia used to do
sweet things.
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We used to lie in the bed, and..
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...she would read to me.
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Oh, really? Dirty stuff?
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No. "Tuesdays With Morrie."
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‐ Was she naked?
‐ No.
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‐ Were you naked?
‐ No.
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Was Morrie naked?
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No, stupid.
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Man, don't ever tell me
a story
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where nobody get naked
at the end.
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[upbeat music]
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[swing squeaks]
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‐ Ooh!
‐ 'Hey!'
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I have a special delivery
for a Thick'ums.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Somebody misses you.
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Oh, I miss Robert, too.
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But it's not about me and him.
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It's about me and him
and Neesee.
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Ooh, here. Take my picture.
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I send one to Dirk
every time I think about him.
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Alright.
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‐ You ready?
‐ Okay, mm‐hm.
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Say "Stupid."
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Hater. Give my stuff.
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‐ Neesee?
‐ Hey, Tia.
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I, um, forgot to give Bobby
his coat.
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You know how unpredictable
LA weather could be.
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Yeah, 'cause one second it's 86
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and the next, is a frosty 85.
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‐ Hey, mommy.
‐ Oh! Oh, hey, baby.
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[chuckles]
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I, uh, I brought your coat.
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I don't need a coat,
it's warm outside.
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Ooh‐oo‐ooh, I'm gettin' a chill.
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You better put this on
before you catch a cold.
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But I don't want to.
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Bobby, put this coat on.
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Now, go play with your friends.
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Um, look, Tia,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
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Um, I talked to Robert today,
and he seems to think
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the break‐up has something
to do with me.
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Now, if I've said
or done anything
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that may have crossed the line,
I truly apologize.
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Well, thank you, Neesee.
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‐ I appreciate that.
‐ You're welcome.
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You and Robert
belong together.
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And I don't want you to give up
on him because of me.
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We have the rest of our lives
to figure this out.
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I'm glad we talked.
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I'll be seein' you.
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[sighs]
Yep.
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Don't I know it.
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[cell phone beeps]
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Hey, it's me.
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Yes, I got them.
That was very sweet.
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Listen, do you mind
if I come by tonight?
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Mommy, am I supposed
to hear my heart beating?
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Oh!
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[instrumental music]
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Yeah.
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Yo! I got the rose petals
like you asked.
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‐ Cool.
‐ So, what's the game plan, huh?
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You're gonna dip 'em in honey
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and stick 'em all over her body?
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Who would like that?
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Yeah, that's nasty.
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Check this out, dawg.
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Tia's comin' over,
I'mma put my mack down strong
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give her a little kiss, make up
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and your boy
is back in the game.
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Huh? I'm sorry.
Jonelle sent me another picture.
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Is that her blowin' you a kiss?
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Yeah. It's corny, right?
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Yeah, very.
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I saw that.
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So you really like this girl,
huh?
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Yup. That's why
I gotta dump her.
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But you just said
you liked her.
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I know,
that's why I gotta dump her.
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I told you, man,
I need my freedom.
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I'm like a pit bull on a chain.
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I gotta run free.
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[knock on door]
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That's Tia. Bounce.
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Hey.
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What is all this?
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[Robert humming]
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‐ A little make up dinner.
‐ Oh..
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Okay, well, um..
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This isn't a date.
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I just came by to get
the rest of my things.
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Yeah, I‐I‐I know,
but, you know, y‐you said
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you needed a little bit of time
to sort things out
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and...now that you've sorted
things out by yourself
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it's time for you
to fluff and fall with me.
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I love you, Tia.
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I never doubted
your love for me.
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Then don't doubt it now.
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Come on, Robert,
I don't think‐‐
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Don't think.
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Remember.
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You're not makin' this
any easier.
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Look, I need to pack.
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Alright,
okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Alright, cool, cool,
y‐y‐you can pack any time
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but I mean, look, a brother went
through a lot of trouble here.
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You know, I got the scrumps
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and everything goin', yeah?
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Can I feel you
for five seconds?
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Of course, of course.
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Mm.
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Is that my favorite cologne?
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Ooh, yeah,
that's that Burberry.
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Ooh, okay,
I've got to go.
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You still love me?
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Of course, I do.
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But, um..
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...this doesn't
change anything.
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‐ 'Course, it doesn't.
‐ Of course, it doesn't.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ On the couch or on the bed?
‐ Bed is better.
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‐ Right.
‐ Yeah.
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[upbeat music]
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(Robert)
Baby?
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Could you get me some Gatorade
while you're in there?
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'Cause my electrolytes
are dangerously low
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after last night.
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Oh! Ooh!
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Tia, what's goin' on?
What are you doin'?
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Look, Robert,
I love you.
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But what happened last night..
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...doesn't change anything.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Oh. Sorry.
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[doorbell dings]
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Come in.
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Hey, dad!
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Hey, what's up, big fella?
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Hey, how's everything
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with the T‐I‐A
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S‐I‐T‐U‐A‐T‐I‐O‐N?
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‐ Um..
‐ What Tia situation?
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Oh, um..
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Oh, well, son, um..
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You know how Bob the Builder
and Wendy are best friends?
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Actually,
Bob's best friend
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is Roley the Steamroller.
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Okay, alright, uh, well,
my point is‐‐
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They're all best friends,
really.
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On this one episode
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Roley smashed
Farmer Pickles' tractor
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so it looked like a starfish.
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‐ It was really funny.
‐ Yeah, anyway‐‐
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Did you know if you cut off
a starfish's arm
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it'll grow back?
256
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,052
I mean, not immediately
257
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,353
but it will.
258
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,794
‐ That's‐‐
‐ Can people do that?
259
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:11,832
If I cut off your arm,
will it grow back?
260
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,199
Bobby, why don't you
go upstairs?
261
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,200
Okay.
262
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,271
[chuckles]
263
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,276
Is everything okay?
264
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,413
Thanks for dropping
Bobby off, Neesee.
265
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,317
Tia didn't come back?
266
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,019
Robert,
do you wanna talk about it?
267
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,788
No, it's weird talkin'
268
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,389
about my problems
with my ex‐fiancee
269
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,524
with my ex‐wife.
270
00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:39,793
I'm not just your ex‐wife.
271
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,495
Oddly enough,
I still consider us friends.
272
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,097
‐ Yeah.
‐ Thanks, Neesee.
273
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,398
But, oddly enough
274
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,367
I still consider you
my ex‐wife.
275
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,903
I understand.
276
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,142
Tia keeps sayin'
she needs more time
277
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,444
to...think about this.
278
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,816
Robert,
this is an odd situation
279
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,151
for any woman to come into.
280
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,855
I mean, hell,
I couldn't do it, and I'm me.
281
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,390
Yeah, but there's got to be
a easier solution
282
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,458
than Tia leavin'.
283
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,494
Yeah, it is.
284
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:16,897
Me leaving.
285
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,799
But I'm not goin' anywhere.
286
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,168
So, what do I do?
287
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,304
You give Tia
what she's begging for.
288
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,472
Time.
289
00:13:26,507 --> 00:13:29,042
When I left,
I asked you for a couple of days
290
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,311
you gave me
a couple of hours.
291
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,279
You are a bugaboo, Robert.
292
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,149
Don't be a bugaboo.
293
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,320
Oh, a purse from Louis Vuitton
won't hurt.
294
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:46,359
‐ That's good advice.
‐ No, that's common sense.
295
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,461
Shoes to match
is good advice.
296
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,164
Thank you, Neesee.
297
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:53,466
You're welcome...bugaboo.
298
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,905
[instrumental music]
299
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,514
[cell phone rings]
300
00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:08,515
Tia?
301
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,290
Hello?
302
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,032
[cell phone rings]
303
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,033
Hello?
304
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:29,335
[chuckling]
305
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,504
Hello?
306
00:14:36,677 --> 00:14:38,044
You know what?
307
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,245
While you're playin'
on the phone
308
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,581
why don't you
call Unemployment?
309
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,952
Okay, look.
Turtle, I'm, I‐I'm sorry, man.
310
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,322
It's, it's been two weeks,
when is she gonna call, man?
311
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,057
I'm supposed to be the strong
one in the relationship.
312
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,359
I can imagine
what kind of shape she's in.
313
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,360
Hm.
314
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,900
I know how emotional
women can be.
315
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,604
No, I don't.
316
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,374
Robert, we got a problem.
317
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,077
Jonelle's goin' to a club
and Tia is goin' with her.
318
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,680
‐ What? Let's go get 'em, man.
‐ Let's go.
319
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,684
[both laughing]
320
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,628
You know I got bad ankles, man,
why you got me runnin'?
321
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,032
Because I don't care, Dirk.
322
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,200
You don't get it, do you?
You're gonna lose your girl.
323
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,636
Tia shouldn't be
up in some club.
324
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:36,670
You know where she should be?
325
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,304
In the corner of her shower
326
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,340
curled up
in a fetal position cryin'
327
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,076
'cause the two of you
aren't together.
328
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,345
Dirk, why does
all your stories have to end
329
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,615
with a woman curled up
cryin' in the shower?
330
00:15:48,649 --> 00:15:50,450
Reboundin'
with some random dude
331
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,687
is not Tia's style, alright?
332
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,689
Yo, I'm not worried about Tia,
I'm worried about the guys
333
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,158
at the club, guys who prey
334
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,460
on emotionally distraught,
good‐lookin' women.
335
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,164
Guys like me.
336
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,732
Yeah, there's nothin'
I like more
337
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:08,334
than pickin' up
insecure hot chicks.
338
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,974
Can a brother try and fit in?
339
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,479
Forget him.
We got bigger fish to fry.
340
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:21,548
Jonelle sent me a picture
of them on the way out the door.
341
00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:24,551
Look what your girl got on?
Ta‐dow!
342
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:26,687
Oh! Shotgun.
343
00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:33,026
I don't know, Jonelle,
I don't feel right bein' here.
344
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,361
I told Robert
I need time to think.
345
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,563
Go, girl, think.
346
00:16:36,597 --> 00:16:38,599
Think it like it's hot.
347
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,703
I'm Hale, Capricorn.
348
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,739
And I love women
who love to dance.
349
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,076
Come on,
let me get a little growl.
350
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,178
[growls]
351
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,247
All hell
is about to break loose
352
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,083
'cause hallelujah, you fine.
353
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,054
I'mma go get us some drinks.
354
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:02,756
I'll get you.
355
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,290
[upbeat music]
356
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,326
Oh, hell yeah! That's my jam.
357
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,294
‐ Come on here, girl.
‐ No!
358
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,711
There she is.
359
00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:27,047
Look like you the only man
givin' her space.
360
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,250
[music continues]
361
00:17:34,588 --> 00:17:36,757
Oh, my God. Robert.
362
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,859
Um, excuse me.
363
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,493
Okay, hey, now!
Stop that!
364
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,629
‐ Switch!
‐ Nasty!
365
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,732
Tia, we need to talk.
366
00:17:45,766 --> 00:17:49,302
Dirk! You came to be with me.
367
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,237
That's so sweet. Mwah.
368
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,374
Oh! Say, "Cheese."
369
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,643
Who are you sendin'
the picture to? I'm right here.
370
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,746
Baby, we need to talk.
371
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,648
Okay. Well, what do we
need to talk about?
372
00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:02,816
So, what do we
need to talk about?
373
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,384
Us, we belong together.
374
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,219
We don't belong together.
375
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,287
I don't wanna commit
to a brand
376
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,789
of toothpaste,
let alone a woman.
377
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,591
Well, I think we have
somethin' special
378
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:12,258
and I don't wanna be
with anyone else.
379
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,694
But I do.
380
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:16,697
I need to spread my wings
and fly. I need my space.
381
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,365
I give you your space and you
up in here gettin' your freak on
382
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,767
like you wasn't raised
in a church.
383
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:21,868
Come on, Robert.
384
00:18:21,902 --> 00:18:23,269
Tia, why are you sendin' me
385
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,538
all these mixed signals?
386
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,306
I think I've been
sending you mixed signals.
387
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:31,277
‐ What are you saying?
‐ I'm saying..
388
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,580
You're still wearing
the engagement ring.
389
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,516
If you wanna be with me..
390
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,317
...keep it on.
391
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,319
If not..
392
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,721
Well, I don't know what to say.
393
00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:41,855
I don't know what to say.
394
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,557
I'm not a one‐woman man.
395
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,192
See, you think
you don't want a commitment
396
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,393
but I think you do.
397
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,529
No, you do.
398
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,163
You're just scared.
399
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,464
And that's why
you're gonna end up alone
400
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,367
and I just simply
can't accept that.
401
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,401
Sorry.
402
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,370
[music continues]
403
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,645
I'm sorry.
404
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,580
I'm sorry.
405
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,821
I can't believe
she gave you the ring back.
406
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,223
Me neither.
407
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,227
I can't look at this.
408
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,829
You shouldn't have to.
409
00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:27,233
I don't accept
your non‐acceptance
410
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,735
to my lack of commitment.
411
00:19:28,769 --> 00:19:30,303
I don't accept that.
412
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,841
Look, if I want to die alone,
I can, alright?
413
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,577
If I wanna rub my own goatee,
I can.
414
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,345
Look, I'm doin' it right now.
415
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,314
It just doesn't feel as good.
416
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,752
What I'm offerin'..
417
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,322
Here, marry me, girl.
418
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,291
I'm tired of bein' alone.
419
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:52,659
Oh..
420
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,829
Now, that I accept.
421
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,463
Thank you.
422
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,432
[chuckling]
423
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:05,906
[upbeat music]
424
00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:17,518
♪ I'm gettin' married ♪
425
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,619
♪ I'm gettin' married ♪
426
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,720
♪ I'm gettin' married ♪
427
00:20:19,753 --> 00:20:20,754
♪ I'm gettin' married ♪♪♪
428
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,623
♪ Hell if I care ♪
429
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,925
♪ Hell if I care ♪♪♪
430
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,365
[theme music]
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