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Simon! Simon,
I got your breakfast.
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- [Knocking]
- Simon, you up?
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Give me a couple of minutes.
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[Pounding] Simon Boggs,
there are children in Mexico...
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who've already been up for three hours
making clothes for corporate America.
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- Leave me alone.
- That's it. I'm spitting
in your juice.
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- [Hocking]
- [Groaning]
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I got a big loogie,
and I'll spit it right in your juice.
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[Hocking]
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[Sucks Up Saliva]
Good morning.
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Good morning, Laney.
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[Boy On Radio]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, earthquakes,
spring break is officially over.
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Only two months left
at Harrison High until summer vacation.
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until then, here's
a little welcome back music.
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Okay, I got a pump replacement
this afternoon...
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out in Manhattan Beach.
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So I'll try not to be late
picking you guys up.
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- Laney?
- Got it, Dad.
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Have a good day, pumpkin-nose.
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[Girls Giggling]
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[Girl #1]
I know.
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- [Girl #2] Hey, Zack.
- Hey.
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- [Girl #3] Hi.
- Hello.
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What's happening, Connie?
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He spoke to me.
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- He called you Connie.
- So?
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Your name is Melissa.
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- Hey, Jesse.
- Hey, Laney.
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See that Dateline on sewage dumpers
last night? I taped it.
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- What happened to dropping
ten pounds before graduation?
- I'm looking into it.
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- Jesse, do not eat that.
- Twinkie Lite, see?
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- Hey, yo!
- Hey, what's up, Siler?
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- What's up, Preston?
- What's up, bitch?
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How's it going, man?
Hey, guys, check it.
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Guess who jammed
a 30-year-old flight attendant...
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at 25,000 feet
en route to Cancun?
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- Bullshit.
- I swear to God.
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Come on, man. How was Vail?
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Fine. You know, skiing with
my parents, whatever. It was cool.
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Cool?
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Has it occurred to anyone
that we have eight weeks left
in our high school careers?
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Shit. Only like
every five minutes.
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Well, it's weird, you know?
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See, I'm driving through the gate
this morning, and it hit me.
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Suddenly tomorrow is not just tomorrow.
It's like the future, you know?
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- No.
- Hey, guys, check it.
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Then could I please speak to somebody
who doesn't have his head up his ass?
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Well, well, well, check
who's back from spring break...
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looking all fine and shit.
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Dean, on behalf
of every black person, shut up.
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- Scusi! On the phone here.
- How you doing, baby?
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Yes, I'll hold. Get off me.
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Hey, you guys seen Taylor?
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Um, no.
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- What?
- Taylor? My girlfriend?
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Yeah, come on, you know.
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- Tall, kind of yells at everybody.
- No. Why?
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Why? Uh, I don't know.
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Maybe because I haven't spoken to her
since you guys left for Daytona.
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Excuse me.
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- Hey, party people.
- Hi, Taylor.
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Oh, my gosh,
I've got total Diet Coke mouth.
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- Does anybody have any gum?
- [Girls] I got it. Me too. Here.
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[Bell Rings]
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Listen, Zack, I've been
doing some thinking.
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I'm sorry. This just
isn't working for me anymore.
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New tattoo?
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Damn.
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So you show up after a week with
a tattoo and suddenly want to break up?
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What happened in Florida, Taylor?
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Look, if you want to
torture yourself--
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Oh, whatever. Okay.
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So we're at this club one night
and Chandler gets totally ploughed,
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and she starts making out
with this old guy for like
20 minutes on the dance floor.
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Well, imagine our surprise
when this old guy turns out
to be Warren G.'s hairdresser.
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- Isn't he gay?
- Whatever.
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So he sets us up with passes to
the spring break beach house, so we go.
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- ♪♪ [R&B]
- [Deejay] Hey, hey.
What's up? How's it going?
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Welcome to spring break, live from
the beach house of Daytona, Florida.
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Beautiful weather, slamming bands...
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and, of course, 300 relative
strangers from all around
this great nation of ours,
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[Laughing]
cutting loose, half naked...
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and generally having a good time.
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Uh!
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[Taylor]
The next thing I know, Taylor Vaughan
is handpicked by the director...
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- to dance on her very own raft.
- Hey!
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This is all fascinating, Taylor,
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but, uh, could you maybe skip to the
part where you decide to screw me over?
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Hold on.
I'm getting there. Okay.
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I've been dancing for maybe
five minutes, and I nearly fell off,
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which would have been so embarrassing,
being on cable and everything.
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So I turn around to see what I've hit,
and that's when it happened.
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Hey, I'm Brock Hudson! Hey!
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Brock Hudson?
What kind of a name is that?
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- What kind of name is Zack?
Okay, Brock is from The Real World.
- What, like Reseda?
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No, like the TV show, okay?
Real World, L.A. Second season. Hello.
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The dyslexic volleyball guy?
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They kicked him out of the house.
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The next three days
were kind of a blur.
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- [Taylor Laughing]
- I mean, it was like we had known
each other for weeks.
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He knew exactly what I was thinking,
and I didn't even have to say a word.
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So before I left,
Brock said he had a surprise for me:
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something to record the wonderment
of our first days together.
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- [Moaning]
- [Whirring]
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- So that's it?
- Pretty much, yeah.
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Oh, but don't worry, Zack. I mean
I'll still go to the prom with you.
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I mean we're going to be elected.
It's only appropriate for
the king and queen to go together.
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I-- I don't know what to say.
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Oh, so don't then, Zack.
I mean, it's been fun.
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But did you honestly think
that I was going to leave
for college still dating you?
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Oh, my God, you did.
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No way. That is so sweet. Ow!
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Do you believe
this thing still hurts?
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[Students Suddenly
Start Chattering]
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Great.
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That's a very nice use
of color, Misty.
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Thanks.
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I read about this riot
in Mogadishu.
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-This represents the pain of that night.
-That's wonderful, Laney.
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But tell me something.
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Which part represents you?
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Laney,
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Savannah and I were just talking
about your stuff.
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Just about how you're not--
you're not afraid to be dark.
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Darkness rocks.
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But I'll be honest. I don't think
anybody here really appreciates that.
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- Uh-uh.
- Sav and I, we toured
the Prado over break, and--
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That's in Spain.
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And, um, we got in this discussion
one day at the cafe...
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just about-- about how many
artists are really only truly
appreciated posthumously.
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And we got Van Gogh, Pissarro.
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- Basquait.
- Basquait. Thank you.
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A-And then your name came up.
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And Sav thought--
Actually, we both thought...
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that it might be
a good idea for you if, um--
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You killed yourself.
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Think about it.
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- [Bell Rings]
- [Students Chattering]
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Well, check it out.
That's it for another day, earthquakes.
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By the way, my condolences
go out to a certain individual
who got dissed and dismissed...
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by his long-time,
magically delicious girlfriend.
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Relax, man.
No one knows it's you.
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[Deejay] Hey, hang in there, Zack.
It happens to the best of us.
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Keep that head up,
all right, son?
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As far as the other dude,
if it doesn't kill you, it only
makes you stronger. All right?
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Yeah. You better do something, man,
'cause your legacy's in jeopardy here.
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I mean, one second
you're Zack Siler, class president,
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standout athlete,
all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba.
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The next thing you know,
you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy.
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Hey, how are you guys?
Hey. Hey.
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- Brock.
- Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
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- Hi!
- Hey. Hey, baby.
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[Chuckles]
What's up? How's it going?
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Who the hell
does she think she is?
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There are 2,000 girls in this school,
and I can bump monkeys
with every one of them.
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- Taylor Vaughan is totally replaceable.
- Spare me this wax shit...
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about replaceable, because we're
talking about Taylor Vaughan here.
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- Sorry, man. He's-- He's right.
- Of course I'm right.
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I mean, the girl's
an institution in this place.
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Every girl wants to be her,
and every guy wants to nail her.
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- Basically, she's you... with tits.
- [Laughs]
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Nah, nah, you're wrong, you see.
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The Taylor Vaughan you just described
is an illusion, a myth.
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You strip away
all that attitude and makeup...
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and basically all you have is
a C-minus G.P.A. with a wonder bra.
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Oh, give it up.
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Take, uh--
Take her for example.
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Short, decent rack,
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kind of a Chelsea Clinton
thing going on.
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But given the right look,
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the right boyfriend, bam!
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In six weeks, she's the one
being crowned prom queen.
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- You're serious?
- As a heart attack.
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You're clearly delusional. But how
about a chance to prove me wrong?
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Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Dean,
Dean, Dean. The boy's bugging here.
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You're taking advantage of a friend
in a vulnerable situation.
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Gee, that's swell, Preston.
A fifth of Chivas and a uterus
and you could be my mom.
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No, seriously.
The guy thinks he could do anything.
Let him prove it.
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- What do you say, Zack?
- A bet?
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Yeah. Unless, of course,
you're too heartbroken.
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- Just name the terms.
- All right, it's simple.
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I'll pick the girl, and you got six
weeks to turn her into the prom queen.
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Okay, okay, we get it, okay?
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- Everybody has a big jimmy.
Now can we just--
- You got it.
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- All right. Let's go shopping.
- [Laughing]
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Oh, man, this is
going to be so much fun.
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- [Preston] What about her?
- [Dean] Nah, I don't think so.
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- [Girl] I mean it's still scabbing.
See, I saved it.
- How about this one?
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A-Are you sure about Bubbles?
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Nah, we can do
better than that.
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[Zack]
What about her?
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Rectal archaeology. Very nice.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid.
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[Gasps]
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Gentlemen, we have a winner.
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[Zack]
What, Laney Boggs?
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Uh-uh! No.
No, no, no, no.
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Hey, a bet's a bet.
Right, Preston?
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Hey, man, this is
between you guys.
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- [Laughing]
- [Exhales]
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Look, fat I can handle.
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Weird boobs, bad personality,
maybe some sort of fungus.
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Come on. Scary and inaccessible
is another story.
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Hey, man, if I were you,
I wouldn't be wasting my time,
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'cause by my calculations
you got six weeks until the prom.
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And if-- if Laney Boggs
is going to be queen,
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I'd say you pretty much got
your work cut out for you.
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- Hi, Laney. You got a second?
- [Boy] Here comes Zack.
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What's up, Spaz?
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He knows my name.
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That's not your name.
That's not his name.
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Oh. Sorry.
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So, Laney, listen.
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-I was wondering if maybe you'd want to...
-Let's go, Simon.
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embarrass me horribly
in front of all these people?
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- Laney--
- Come on. Dad's waiting. Let's go.
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[Laughter]
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Wait! Watch this.
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- [Farts]
- Oh! Damn it, Brock.
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Relax, man. Smells like roses.
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I will not relax.
You-- You are being disrespectful.
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You are disrespecting me,
and you are disrespecting Harmony.
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00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:36,851
It's not about disrespect.
It's just gas.
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- That's about enough of this.
- How's the queen of The Real World?
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How did you know about that?
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00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:47,951
Please. They've only run that
spring break thing like a zillion times.
227
00:14:47,993 --> 00:14:52,375
- So who's the lucky rebound skank?
- Rebound skank?
228
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:57,591
- Well, there's got to be
somebody, right?
- Well, I wouldn't say somebody.
229
00:14:57,674 --> 00:15:00,262
But there is sort of a project.
230
00:15:00,387 --> 00:15:02,640
- Project?
- Yeah.
231
00:15:02,682 --> 00:15:07,105
To tell you the truth, she kind of,
uh-- she kind of blew me off.
232
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:09,233
I like her already.
233
00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:11,946
Well, the only thing I can figure
is it's got to be some kind of mistake.
234
00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:14,867
Zack, I realize it's
a difficult concept...
235
00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:17,412
for a bitch magnet
such as yourself to grasp,
236
00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:21,961
but did it ever occur to you
to make a little effort?
237
00:15:22,086 --> 00:15:25,257
- What do you mean?
- Find out where she hangs out.
238
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,053
- Find out what she likes.
- [Door Closes]
239
00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:31,058
Oh, crap.
Mom and Dad are home.
240
00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:33,979
lf they ask, I'm at Ashley's.
241
00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:37,150
Her brother's home.
He's so cute.
242
00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:40,948
He just got kicked out
of military school.
243
00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:46,915
Zachary, how was
the first day back?
244
00:15:46,957 --> 00:15:48,918
Ah. School is school.
245
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,672
Taylor and the girls
have a good time in Florida?
246
00:15:51,714 --> 00:15:55,135
- I guess so.
- There's still no word on
the Dartmouth application?
247
00:15:55,177 --> 00:15:57,180
Obviously not.
248
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:59,684
You haven't heard
from a single university yet.
249
00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:02,939
- Isn't that a bit unusual
at this point in the year?
- Not really.
250
00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:05,484
You know maybe I ought to give
Ken Wortham in the alumni office a buzz.
251
00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:10,909
- I owe him a call anyway.
- Nah, nah, let's give it
a couple of days.
252
00:16:10,951 --> 00:16:13,914
Probably hear something
by Friday.
253
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,170
We'll give it until
the end of the week.
254
00:16:57,229 --> 00:17:00,191
Does my tattoo
look red to you?
255
00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:04,656
- Come on, girl. Don't you care
about anything anymore?
- What are we spewing about?
256
00:17:04,698 --> 00:17:09,413
Well, two weeks ago,
we were helping you plan
your prom queen acceptance speech.
257
00:17:09,455 --> 00:17:12,585
Now all of a sudden, everything's
like "Brock this" and "Brock that"...
258
00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,630
and "my tattoo."
259
00:17:14,671 --> 00:17:17,718
Taylor, the last thing you want to do
five weeks before the election...
260
00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:19,846
is alienate people.
261
00:17:19,929 --> 00:17:22,183
- And what is that supposed to mean?
- I think...
262
00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:25,938
what she's trying to say
is you should be careful. Right?
263
00:17:26,063 --> 00:17:27,941
Careful of what? Okay.
264
00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:30,612
I can win this thing
in fluorescent lighting...
265
00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:33,658
on the first day of my period,
cloaked in tacky rags. Okay?
266
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,995
My mother was
prom queen in '71.
267
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,374
My cousin,
prom queen in '82.
268
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:41,169
And my sister would have been
prom queen in '94...
269
00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:43,172
if it wasn't for that scandal
on the Color Me Badd tour bus.
270
00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:45,509
Okay, I am a goddamn legacy.
All right?
271
00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:49,265
And besides, not to be a bitch,
but who's going to beat Taylor Vaughan?
272
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:52,061
God, I hope that's not
your acceptance speech.
273
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:57,945
Okay, sir, that will be one tahina kebab
with a side of spiced hummus salad.
274
00:17:57,945 --> 00:18:00,156
Would you like to super-size
those falafel balls?
275
00:18:00,198 --> 00:18:03,954
Hmm. Let me see.
276
00:18:03,954 --> 00:18:09,170
- Laney.
- Exactly what does
this super-size entail?
277
00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:12,091
Stalking is illegal
in all 50 states.
278
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,471
- Come on. I just want to talk.
- I find myself torn.
279
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,849
Perhaps I could see
a sample ball...
280
00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:21,480
to better equip myself
for such a decision.
281
00:18:21,605 --> 00:18:25,277
- Don't you have a break coming up?
- One moment, sir.
282
00:18:25,361 --> 00:18:27,781
Uh, uh, miss?
283
00:18:27,864 --> 00:18:29,993
One moment, sir.
284
00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:32,496
I'm not smart.
285
00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:35,710
- What?
- What? You figure I could--
I could tutor you or something?
286
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:38,881
- You think, "Oh, well,
there's Laney Boggs. She's a dork.
- Look, Laney.
287
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:40,926
- Laney.
- She must at least be smart."
Well, guess what, I'm not.
288
00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:45,182
Laney, I have the fourth
highest G.P.A. in our class.
289
00:18:46,976 --> 00:18:49,105
Mm-hmm.
290
00:18:49,188 --> 00:18:53,903
Oh. What is this, some kind of new dork
outreach program? I'm just not, uh--
291
00:18:53,945 --> 00:18:56,908
- No, it-- Are you always like this?
- No.
292
00:18:56,950 --> 00:19:00,997
- Yes.
- Come on. Five minutes.
293
00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:03,710
- [Customer] Miss?
- Five seconds.
294
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:08,008
Okay. Um, I really
wanted to talk to you about...
295
00:19:09,761 --> 00:19:11,972
- art.
- Art?
296
00:19:12,097 --> 00:19:15,227
- You don't take art.
- How do you know?
297
00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:17,856
How come I haven't seen you
in any of my classes?
298
00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:20,902
Well, 'cause I'm-- I'm busy
with soccer and stuff.
299
00:19:20,944 --> 00:19:23,698
So they let me take
one of those, uh-- the, uh--
300
00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:26,911
- Independent studies?
- Yes.
301
00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:33,421
But listen, I saw some of your stuff
in class. It's really good.
302
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:37,302
So any kind of help you could give me,
I'd appreciate it.
303
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:43,144
- Sure. I-- Maybe sometime.
- How about tonight?
304
00:19:45,272 --> 00:19:47,609
The show at the Jester.
You can have my ticket.
305
00:19:47,692 --> 00:19:49,946
That's great.
306
00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:52,366
One moment, please.
307
00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:56,497
- Ow!
- Look. I kicked your ass
in third grade.
308
00:19:56,622 --> 00:20:00,003
- I'll do it again.
- Okay. One, I was sick that day.
309
00:20:00,128 --> 00:20:02,006
And two, are you crazy?
310
00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:04,509
The best-looking guy
in school's stalking you,
311
00:20:04,634 --> 00:20:07,013
and you're not
the least bit curious?
312
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:16,152
Okay, here's the deal. The show's
at 7:30. Parking can be a problem.
313
00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:19,115
Meet me there at 7:00.
Don't be late.
314
00:20:20,659 --> 00:20:22,620
7:00 it is.
315
00:20:22,662 --> 00:20:26,167
- Hey, do you want to maybe go
have some dinner before--
- No.
316
00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:28,629
I'll see you at 7:00.
317
00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:31,299
I'm sorry, sir.
Have you made your decision?
318
00:20:31,425 --> 00:20:34,888
Yes, I have.
Super-size my balls.
319
00:21:08,272 --> 00:21:13,696
[Male Actor's Voice]
Snug in the putrid womb
of a mother he never knew.
320
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:17,369
The foetus...
rising, floating.
321
00:21:17,452 --> 00:21:21,375
That's Mitch.
Brilliant, isn't he?
322
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:25,673
- [Explosion]
- Bursting forth! Rushing forward!
323
00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:29,595
Surging! Emerging!
324
00:21:34,478 --> 00:21:36,940
[Gagging]
325
00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:45,202
My soul is an island.
My car is a Ford.
326
00:21:46,579 --> 00:21:48,582
I want to be like Mike.
327
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:54,007
[Mitch]
Falling! Plunging!
Nay, expunging!
328
00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,010
[All Laughing]
329
00:21:56,093 --> 00:21:58,514
Whoo-hoo! Aah-ah-ah!
330
00:22:30,895 --> 00:22:33,691
Be silent, be still.
331
00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:37,572
[Together]
Be silent, be still.
332
00:22:37,614 --> 00:22:41,077
Be silent, be still.
333
00:22:41,161 --> 00:22:44,708
Be silent, be still.
334
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:48,630
Be silent, be still.
335
00:22:48,714 --> 00:22:52,261
Be silent, be still.
336
00:22:52,386 --> 00:22:55,224
[Applause]
337
00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:06,407
Oh!
338
00:23:07,659 --> 00:23:09,620
Thank you very much.
339
00:23:09,662 --> 00:23:11,748
Thank you for coming.
340
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:14,461
Um, before you leave,
our performer Laney...
341
00:23:14,586 --> 00:23:18,967
has just informed me that there is
an exciting new voice among us.
342
00:23:19,009 --> 00:23:21,638
Is there a Zack Siler
in the house?
343
00:23:21,722 --> 00:23:25,686
- [Audience Murmuring]
- Come on. Don't be shy.
344
00:23:25,728 --> 00:23:28,690
We're all friends here.
345
00:23:30,193 --> 00:23:33,281
Look, you don't have to go
if you're not interested.
346
00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:36,744
Art is love, people.
Art is love.
347
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,212
Welcome, friend.
348
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,971
[Exhales]
349
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,160
How's it going?
350
00:24:06,914 --> 00:24:08,876
[Clears Throat]
351
00:24:19,308 --> 00:24:21,979
[Chuckles]
It's a Hack-E-Sack.
352
00:24:22,104 --> 00:24:25,651
- [Drum Beats Rhythmically]
- [Clears Throat]
353
00:24:25,734 --> 00:24:29,031
[Drum Continues]
354
00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:34,998
Whew! Hack-E-Sack.
355
00:24:37,293 --> 00:24:39,255
Hack-E-Sack.
356
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,512
Bounce.
357
00:24:44,596 --> 00:24:47,225
Bounce.
358
00:24:47,308 --> 00:24:49,937
You got to keep bouncing.
359
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:54,611
Can't let it drop.
360
00:24:56,447 --> 00:24:59,285
Never let it drop.
361
00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:04,709
Come on, Zack.
362
00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:07,672
Everyone's watching.
363
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,969
Expecting.
364
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:16,310
Never... let it...
365
00:25:20,942 --> 00:25:23,112
drop.
366
00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:29,204
Everyone's counting
on you, Zack.
367
00:25:34,212 --> 00:25:36,173
Don't let it drop.
368
00:25:37,425 --> 00:25:40,596
Don't... ever...
369
00:25:40,638 --> 00:25:42,599
let it...
370
00:25:45,646 --> 00:25:47,732
drop!
371
00:25:47,774 --> 00:25:51,780
[Breathing Heavily]
372
00:26:02,170 --> 00:26:04,007
Sooner or later,
373
00:26:06,719 --> 00:26:09,682
it has to drop.
374
00:26:25,914 --> 00:26:29,253
Oh, man, I can't believe
I just did that.
375
00:26:29,378 --> 00:26:32,591
Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say
I was a little surprised myself.
376
00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:36,597
- So, tell me the truth,
how bad did I suck?
- You were good.
377
00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:39,518
Come on! That thing you did
with the paint and all the garbage,
378
00:26:39,602 --> 00:26:41,521
that was really good.
379
00:26:41,605 --> 00:26:44,108
All I did was
kick around a beanbag.
380
00:26:44,192 --> 00:26:46,278
All right, a little.
381
00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:49,491
A lot. You sucked a lot.
Boy, you really blew.
382
00:26:49,533 --> 00:26:51,912
- You feel better now?
- I don't care.
383
00:26:51,995 --> 00:26:54,415
Oh, man, I-I've given,
speeches and stuff,
384
00:26:54,499 --> 00:26:57,712
but being up there
and not knowing what to do, it--
385
00:26:57,796 --> 00:27:00,717
- Kind of a rush, isn't it?
- Yeah.
386
00:27:00,758 --> 00:27:03,471
Whew!
387
00:27:08,937 --> 00:27:12,735
- What?
- Do you always wear those glasses?
388
00:27:12,818 --> 00:27:16,741
- Yeah. Why?
- No reason.
389
00:27:18,744 --> 00:27:21,122
You ever think about contacts?
390
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:25,963
Mm, I have them.
I just never wear them.
391
00:27:26,088 --> 00:27:28,717
I don't know.
The idea of touching my eye is--
392
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,224
Because your eyes
are really... beautiful.
393
00:27:33,307 --> 00:27:37,522
- Oh, please.
- What?
394
00:27:37,647 --> 00:27:40,735
"Your eyes are
really beautiful"?
395
00:27:40,818 --> 00:27:44,031
You really broke out the big guns
with that one, didn't you?
396
00:27:44,115 --> 00:27:47,495
- Laney, I was just--
- No. I had an instinct.
I went against it.
397
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:49,748
This is my fault.
398
00:27:49,790 --> 00:27:52,586
Wha-- Laney,
I'm not following.
399
00:27:53,629 --> 00:27:55,716
You want to know about art?
400
00:27:55,799 --> 00:28:00,139
When the class president starts touching
my face on darkened street corners...
401
00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,726
and talking about my eyes,
there's a word for it.
402
00:28:02,810 --> 00:28:06,273
There's an entire movement in the '20s.
It's called surreal.
403
00:28:06,398 --> 00:28:10,112
- Laney, wait. Can't we just--
- You go. I'm going to catch
a ride with Mitch.
404
00:28:10,196 --> 00:28:12,157
The underwear guy?
405
00:28:14,202 --> 00:28:18,667
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's on. It's on.
406
00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:21,546
Hey, this is great. Listen.
407
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:24,092
I got a question for you.
408
00:28:24,133 --> 00:28:26,136
All right, this guy--
409
00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:30,184
Would you kiss him for like,
say, 500 bucks on, like,
a public access channel?
410
00:28:30,226 --> 00:28:32,730
Oh, wait. This is
where I get sensitive.
411
00:28:32,896 --> 00:28:36,819
My whole problem in the house
is that I was an only child.
412
00:28:36,944 --> 00:28:39,823
I didn't have a lot of friends,
never had roommates before.
413
00:28:39,949 --> 00:28:42,828
So I don't know how to
like deal with everyone.
414
00:28:42,953 --> 00:28:46,291
A lot of people here in this house
think I'm cold and insensitive.
415
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,004
But underneath that, I've got a big--
This is big.
416
00:28:49,046 --> 00:28:51,257
- Hey, ho.
- [Girl]
[Beep] that.
417
00:28:51,299 --> 00:28:53,719
See what I mean?
418
00:28:53,761 --> 00:28:56,891
Ah! Uh, baby, can you not
do that right now?
419
00:28:56,974 --> 00:28:59,603
Like I'm waiting for
the new Spelling drama at 2:00,
420
00:28:59,687 --> 00:29:02,399
and I really-- you know
I don't want to smell like your spit.
421
00:29:02,482 --> 00:29:07,031
It's like all over.
So just stop. Thank you. Watch.
422
00:29:07,156 --> 00:29:09,952
- Oh, God.
- ...from my mom's sister...
423
00:29:09,994 --> 00:29:11,955
- who once went--
- Your aunt?
424
00:29:11,997 --> 00:29:14,459
- Yes. Yes, my aunt.
- This is where I-- Watch this.
425
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:18,256
This is where I get
Brando on them. Watch.
426
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:24,015
- Very Brando.
- Do me a favour. Why don't you all
just stay out of my closet!
427
00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:26,727
God!
428
00:29:26,811 --> 00:29:28,939
- [Grunts]
- [Can Clattering]
429
00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:32,444
- Morning.
- Morning.
430
00:29:32,486 --> 00:29:34,447
- Zack Siler.
- Pleasure.
431
00:29:34,489 --> 00:29:36,909
- Nice truck.
- Thanks.
432
00:29:36,993 --> 00:29:40,289
I clean a lot of stuff
out of people's pool drains.
433
00:29:40,414 --> 00:29:43,753
You never know what you're going to find.
I got this over at the university.
434
00:29:43,836 --> 00:29:46,256
At one of the fraternities, I found
this. Belonged to a football player,
435
00:29:46,256 --> 00:29:49,970
- actually a Heisman trophy runner-up.
- No kidding.
436
00:29:50,095 --> 00:29:53,225
- Zack, my man.
- Simon, hey.
437
00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:56,605
Hey, you want to play
some Sega? Sega!
438
00:29:56,689 --> 00:30:00,110
- [Door Opens]
- Maybe later.
- Loves Sega.
439
00:30:00,152 --> 00:30:03,282
- Would you excuse us a minute?
- What did I do?
440
00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:07,121
- Not you, him.
- What did I do?
441
00:30:07,204 --> 00:30:09,750
Hey, give me
a hand here, will you?
442
00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:13,213
- Yeah, sure.
- Look, you can't just keep
showing up like this.
443
00:30:13,255 --> 00:30:16,468
And you can't keep avoiding me.
Like the other night. What was that?
444
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:19,640
- I was busy.
- Yeah. Busy wigging.
445
00:30:19,723 --> 00:30:22,895
- Excuse me. I did not wig.
- There was major wiggage.
446
00:30:22,978 --> 00:30:28,027
- So, you want to go to the beach?
- No.
447
00:30:28,153 --> 00:30:32,409
- You hate the beach?
- Yes. No.
448
00:30:32,492 --> 00:30:34,746
- I don't have time for this.
- Fine.
449
00:30:34,746 --> 00:30:36,916
- I'm leaving.
- Fine.
450
00:30:38,209 --> 00:30:42,007
- Hey, Simon, how about that Sega?
- Yeah.
451
00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,928
- What are you doing?
- I'm getting ready to play some Sega.
452
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:47,390
- No, you're not.
- Well, I believe I was invited.
453
00:30:47,473 --> 00:30:49,685
- I am uninviting you.
- You're not the boss of him.
454
00:30:51,229 --> 00:30:54,317
The man does have a point.
455
00:30:54,442 --> 00:30:56,320
[Exhales]
456
00:30:56,445 --> 00:30:59,950
Yep, looks like
a long afternoon of Sega.
457
00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:04,457
And, hey, maybe your dad
can show me some more pool stuff.
458
00:31:04,499 --> 00:31:07,128
I'll get my suit.
459
00:31:11,801 --> 00:31:14,722
[Zack]
Well, once the clouds lifted,
460
00:31:14,806 --> 00:31:17,226
it turned out to be
a pretty okay day.
461
00:31:19,104 --> 00:31:21,190
Check out that water.
462
00:31:21,232 --> 00:31:26,281
Do you know how many gallons
of chemicals are dumped
into the oceans each year?
463
00:31:26,407 --> 00:31:28,994
Don't you ever just kick back?
464
00:31:29,035 --> 00:31:32,207
I mean, I know the world
has its problems.
465
00:31:32,249 --> 00:31:36,296
- But would it hurt you
to smile once in a while?
- I smile.
466
00:31:36,422 --> 00:31:40,428
It's just you mentioned the ocean,
and I saw this thing on CNN--
467
00:31:40,511 --> 00:31:44,016
- No, forget CNN.
- [Dean] Hey, yo, Siler, what's up?
468
00:31:44,016 --> 00:31:46,478
[Zack]
Great. Okay.
469
00:31:46,478 --> 00:31:51,152
Listen. lf we're going to be friends,
we have to deal with them
sooner or later, right?
470
00:31:54,031 --> 00:31:55,993
Come on.
471
00:31:57,495 --> 00:32:00,165
Yeah, so I called your house,
472
00:32:00,249 --> 00:32:02,544
and they said
you were at the beach,
473
00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:05,757
so I figured you
must be at your spot.
474
00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,011
- You know, many a woman
has lost it here.
- Shut up, Dean.
475
00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:11,641
You have to forgive our man here.
His shorts are kind of tight.
476
00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:15,021
Cuts off the circulation to his brain.
I'm Preston.
477
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:17,191
I know who you are.
478
00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:21,823
- Hey, Laney. It is Laney, right?
- Yeah.
479
00:32:21,948 --> 00:32:24,118
Well, come on, Zack, help us get
the rest of the stuff from the car.
480
00:32:24,201 --> 00:32:26,121
Yeah.
481
00:32:32,172 --> 00:32:35,510
So, think the mourning
period's over yet?
482
00:32:35,552 --> 00:32:38,139
Please. It's way over.
483
00:32:38,264 --> 00:32:40,267
Mourning period?
484
00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:43,731
Yeah, without Taylor,
Zack's available now.
485
00:32:43,731 --> 00:32:47,153
Yeah, but what's the deal? I mean,
don't tell me you guys are on a date.
486
00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:51,242
- No, we're just--
- Friends?
487
00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:59,630
Hey, now, check out
the bobos on super freak.
488
00:32:59,713 --> 00:33:03,928
You know, Zack, from up here,
she almost looks normal.
489
00:33:08,476 --> 00:33:12,148
So, is this what you ladies
are going to do all day?
490
00:33:12,232 --> 00:33:15,737
No. In 15 minutes, I have
every intention of turning over.
491
00:33:15,737 --> 00:33:19,993
- All right. Just thought
you all might want to play.
- No, thanks.
492
00:33:20,035 --> 00:33:25,669
- So, what about you, Laney?
- No, um, I don't think so.
493
00:33:25,752 --> 00:33:30,301
- Is your name Laney?
- No. Thank God. No offence.
494
00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:32,304
None taken.
495
00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:35,517
It's just I've seen you in gym class.
You run like a girl.
496
00:33:35,558 --> 00:33:39,105
- I am a girl.
- Oh, you know what I mean.
497
00:33:39,189 --> 00:33:41,234
Obviously, I don't.
498
00:33:44,238 --> 00:33:46,742
So, uh, you in or out?
499
00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:51,416
In.
500
00:33:51,499 --> 00:33:53,252
Ah, lovely.
501
00:33:54,754 --> 00:33:57,550
- Me too.
- [Girl] Really?
502
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:13,991
- Got it!
- Mine! Mine!
503
00:34:15,493 --> 00:34:18,206
Just like that.
504
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,993
So, Zack, my house tonight?
505
00:34:43,118 --> 00:34:45,205
Uh, yeah.
506
00:34:45,246 --> 00:34:48,000
So what about you, Laney?
See you at Preston's tonight?
507
00:34:48,126 --> 00:34:51,005
- I don't think so.
- Aw, come on. You got to be.
508
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:53,676
Yeah, you should.
Preston's parties are the best.
509
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,679
- Booze, tunes, hotties.
- Dean--
510
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:58,808
No, seriously. His house is enormous.
His dad owns Harrison Ford.
511
00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:01,020
- The actor?
- No, the car dealership.
512
00:35:01,062 --> 00:35:03,482
So, what do you say?
513
00:35:03,524 --> 00:35:06,236
Uh, sure.
514
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,448
Good things.
515
00:35:09,992 --> 00:35:12,788
- Well, this should be interesting.
- Will you shut up?
516
00:35:12,913 --> 00:35:18,463
What? Even if they are broken
up, if Zack shows up with her,
Taylor's going to shit Frisbees.
517
00:35:18,504 --> 00:35:21,425
[Dean]
Zack, Laney, always a pleasure.
518
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:24,263
- Okay, man, see you.
- Later.
519
00:35:24,263 --> 00:35:26,516
- See you guys later.
- See you.
520
00:35:26,683 --> 00:35:28,645
Bye. See you later.
521
00:35:32,025 --> 00:35:35,822
Well, we survived, right?
522
00:35:38,409 --> 00:35:42,207
So, about Preston's
thing tonight...
523
00:35:42,248 --> 00:35:45,545
- I can't.
- But you just said that--
524
00:35:45,628 --> 00:35:48,174
I-- I know. I just...
525
00:35:48,257 --> 00:35:50,928
forgot I have to clean the house.
526
00:35:50,970 --> 00:35:55,936
It's really dirty.
Almost... unliveable.
527
00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:59,691
Sorry to hear that.
528
00:36:12,043 --> 00:36:15,632
[Alex Trebek] Thomas Welch
invented this drink in 1859...
529
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,843
as an alternative to wine.
530
00:36:17,969 --> 00:36:20,347
- What is non-alcoholic wine?
- [Man] What is grape juice?
531
00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:22,350
- No.
- [Trebek] That's right.
532
00:36:22,475 --> 00:36:24,729
- [Jesse] You said no?
- Mm-hmm.
533
00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:27,733
- Why?
- I said I had stuff to do.
534
00:36:27,775 --> 00:36:30,070
Laney, sitting around
with your father...
535
00:36:30,195 --> 00:36:33,993
while he watches Jeopardy!
in his underwear hardly
qualifies as stuff to do.
536
00:36:34,034 --> 00:36:37,707
- Who is Lou Rawls?
- You know me too well.
537
00:36:37,748 --> 00:36:40,711
I think you're afraid to let
anything good happen to you.
538
00:36:40,753 --> 00:36:43,799
I mean, did it ever occur to you
that maybe Zack really likes you?
539
00:36:43,924 --> 00:36:46,261
- Trust me. He doesn't.
- [Knocking At Door]
540
00:36:46,303 --> 00:36:49,516
- I got to go.
- The youngest of the Marx brothers,
541
00:36:49,516 --> 00:36:53,021
- he retired from the act
following 1933's...
- Who is Lamo?
542
00:36:53,188 --> 00:36:57,027
- [Man] Who is Zeppo?
- [Trebek] That's correct.
543
00:36:57,069 --> 00:37:01,158
- Hello.
- I thought I said I was busy.
544
00:37:01,284 --> 00:37:04,330
Zack. Mi compadre con queso.
545
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:09,212
- I, uh-- I believe
you said you were cleaning.
- I am.
546
00:37:09,254 --> 00:37:12,008
I was. I... will be.
547
00:37:12,008 --> 00:37:16,306
Tell you what.
How about I save you some time?
548
00:37:16,348 --> 00:37:20,020
- I'll take the kitchen.
- All right, then I got the bathroom.
549
00:37:20,062 --> 00:37:23,692
- Isn't that the soccer team?
- It's J.V.
550
00:37:25,278 --> 00:37:27,448
-I need the vacuum cleaner.
-[Dad] It's over there in the corner.
551
00:37:28,825 --> 00:37:32,539
- Go get dressed.
- I can't. I mean-- Look at you.
552
00:37:32,706 --> 00:37:37,129
You look great.
I-- I have nothing--
553
00:37:37,212 --> 00:37:39,132
Oh, God.
554
00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:45,141
I'm a mess.
555
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,441
That's where I come in.
Mackenzie Siler, hair and makeup.
556
00:37:50,482 --> 00:37:52,444
You can call me Mack.
557
00:37:52,485 --> 00:37:55,448
You know, if you guys need us,
we'll be upstairs.
558
00:37:57,785 --> 00:37:59,913
- Have a seat.
- Thanks.
559
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:04,962
[Trebek] This city's French Quarter
encompasses about 70 blocks.
560
00:38:05,004 --> 00:38:07,424
- What is Paris, France?
- [Woman] What is New Orleans?
561
00:38:07,508 --> 00:38:09,427
Ow!
562
00:38:09,511 --> 00:38:13,517
Laney, no offence, but when
was the last time you tweezed?
563
00:38:13,684 --> 00:38:16,271
- What?
- As in your eyebrows.
564
00:38:16,438 --> 00:38:18,316
Never. Why?
565
00:38:18,441 --> 00:38:21,487
Well, do you ever watch
Sesame Street?
566
00:38:21,529 --> 00:38:23,490
Uh-huh.
567
00:38:23,532 --> 00:38:25,493
- You know Bert?
- Ow!
568
00:38:25,535 --> 00:38:28,539
So, Zack, can I get you a drink?
569
00:38:28,623 --> 00:38:31,335
Yeah, sure.
What do you got?
570
00:38:32,629 --> 00:38:35,174
Let me check.
571
00:38:35,258 --> 00:38:38,346
[Trebek]
Along with presidents Washington,
Jefferson and Lincoln,
572
00:38:38,471 --> 00:38:41,517
his face appears
on South Dakota's Mount Rushmore.
573
00:38:41,642 --> 00:38:44,021
- [Dad] Who is President Rushmore?
- [Man] Who is Roosevelt?
574
00:38:44,146 --> 00:38:46,733
[Trebek] That's right.
Now you select again.
575
00:38:46,775 --> 00:38:49,028
[Man]
The Cinema for 300.
576
00:38:49,070 --> 00:38:53,076
[Trebek] Here's the clue.
This 1951 Elia Kazan film...
577
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,496
marked Warren Beatty's
screen debut.
578
00:38:55,538 --> 00:38:58,167
- What is Shampoo?
- [Man]
What is Splendor in the Grass?
579
00:38:58,251 --> 00:39:00,212
You really never wear makeup?
580
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:03,634
No. My mom died before I was
old enough for this stuff.
581
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,263
- I'm sorry.
- It was a long time ago.
582
00:39:06,346 --> 00:39:08,975
I mean, God, Simon
was practically a baby.
583
00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:12,981
Nothing personal, Laney,
but this particular coif...
584
00:39:13,023 --> 00:39:16,027
doesn't really go
with your face shape.
585
00:39:16,027 --> 00:39:18,740
What do you have in mind?
586
00:39:18,781 --> 00:39:21,243
Well, I have an idea.
587
00:39:21,285 --> 00:39:23,288
What kind of idea?
588
00:39:23,372 --> 00:39:26,293
You'd really have to trust me.
589
00:39:26,334 --> 00:39:30,299
[Trebek] In 1987, a copy of the Old
Testament attributed to this printer...
590
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:33,220
sold for $5.3 million.
591
00:39:33,261 --> 00:39:35,515
- Who is Hewlett-Packard?
- Who is Gutenberg?
592
00:39:35,515 --> 00:39:37,559
- [Man] Who is Gutenberg?
- [Trebek] Yes.
593
00:39:37,726 --> 00:39:39,646
[Man]
1880s for 400.
594
00:39:39,729 --> 00:39:42,191
- [Trebek]
According to the 1880 census,
- Who are you people?
595
00:39:42,275 --> 00:39:45,029
it was the first state with
a population exceeding five million.
596
00:39:46,364 --> 00:39:48,826
[Boy]
Zack owes us big-time.
597
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,795
You sure this
is a margarita?
598
00:39:55,837 --> 00:39:58,841
Yeah.
599
00:39:58,925 --> 00:40:00,844
Gentlemen,
600
00:40:00,928 --> 00:40:05,017
may I present the new, not improved,
601
00:40:05,017 --> 00:40:07,688
but different... Laney Boggs?
602
00:40:18,287 --> 00:40:20,248
Laney!
603
00:40:31,557 --> 00:40:35,521
Laney Boggs, get your
cute butt down here!
604
00:41:08,279 --> 00:41:10,783
- You ready?
- Yeah.
605
00:41:23,134 --> 00:41:25,137
Drive safely.
606
00:41:28,559 --> 00:41:32,148
- ♪♪ [Rock]
- [People Chattering]
607
00:41:32,231 --> 00:41:35,319
Hey, hey, hey,
welcome, my friends...
608
00:41:35,445 --> 00:41:38,324
to the party that never ends.
609
00:41:38,449 --> 00:41:41,996
Yeah. At least until my folks
get back from Vegas.
610
00:41:42,038 --> 00:41:46,294
- Who are all these people?
- [Preston] I have no idea.
611
00:41:46,378 --> 00:41:48,339
- [Glass Shatters]
- I'm going to check on you in a second.
612
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,302
Have a good time,
all right? Damn.
613
00:41:56,476 --> 00:41:59,981
Laney. Oh, my God,
you look great.
614
00:42:00,023 --> 00:42:03,278
Zack, do you mind if I borrow her
for just a second?
615
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,949
There are these amazing-looking
twins over there.
616
00:42:06,032 --> 00:42:08,327
I think they're Costa Rican
or something.
617
00:42:08,369 --> 00:42:11,457
Uh, sure.
618
00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:13,668
Go ahead.
619
00:42:13,752 --> 00:42:17,049
Well, gracias, papi.
620
00:42:17,174 --> 00:42:20,011
Oh, my God,
I'm so glad you came.
621
00:42:20,011 --> 00:42:23,266
Damn, look
at the look you have.
622
00:42:23,433 --> 00:42:26,354
What's going on, man?
You guys come here together?
623
00:42:26,438 --> 00:42:29,943
Well, I brought her here
if that's what you mean.
624
00:42:30,026 --> 00:42:33,198
"I brought her here if that's what you
mean." Come on, man, let's get real.
625
00:42:33,281 --> 00:42:36,995
You're with her 24-7. You know
I may be wasted, but I'm not blind here.
626
00:42:37,037 --> 00:42:41,460
So what's going on? Mixing a little
business with pleasure or what?
627
00:42:41,544 --> 00:42:47,052
I hate to break it to you, man,
but, uh, it's just a bet.
628
00:42:47,052 --> 00:42:49,013
Yeah, right.
629
00:42:49,013 --> 00:42:51,183
Whoo-ooh!
630
00:42:51,225 --> 00:42:53,186
Let's party!
631
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:57,234
Well, well,
if it isn't Taylor Vaughan.
632
00:42:57,276 --> 00:42:59,237
What a surprise.
633
00:42:59,279 --> 00:43:01,323
Yeah, we almost
didn't make it,
634
00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:06,331
but then I thought, why not put in
one last sentimental... whatever.
635
00:43:06,456 --> 00:43:09,961
Honey! I want a beer.
636
00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:14,885
- You've got a drink right there.
- But I want a beer.
637
00:43:14,969 --> 00:43:17,765
Okay.
638
00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:21,270
Excuse me.
639
00:43:27,028 --> 00:43:28,990
Hello?
640
00:43:29,031 --> 00:43:32,286
- Oh. Sorry.
- Splatter girl?
641
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:36,501
Misty?
642
00:43:37,878 --> 00:43:39,798
[Groaning]
643
00:43:41,383 --> 00:43:43,804
Are you okay?
644
00:43:45,514 --> 00:43:48,185
I think I'm going to vomit.
645
00:43:48,269 --> 00:43:50,522
I think you already did.
646
00:44:00,287 --> 00:44:02,290
Can I get you something?
647
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:04,793
[Groaning]
648
00:44:12,179 --> 00:44:14,057
Here.
649
00:44:16,144 --> 00:44:18,522
- [Chuckles]
- Hey, Laney.
650
00:44:20,066 --> 00:44:24,281
- How does it feel?
- Excuse me?
651
00:44:24,364 --> 00:44:26,660
You heard me.
652
00:44:26,785 --> 00:44:30,206
I said, how does it feel?
653
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,338
Rich girl like me...
654
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:38,219
gets a scholarship
to her first-choice art school,
655
00:44:38,302 --> 00:44:41,056
and here you are...
656
00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:43,643
cleaning up my puke.
657
00:44:56,997 --> 00:44:58,874
- Taylor.
- Zack.
658
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,295
Hey, you know, Brock
will be back in a minute.
659
00:45:01,336 --> 00:45:04,341
I can get you an introduction
or maybe an autograph.
660
00:45:04,466 --> 00:45:08,305
No, that's okay.
I saw him on a rerun last night.
661
00:45:08,347 --> 00:45:12,645
He ate his own toenail clippings
for ten bucks. Very impressive.
662
00:45:12,729 --> 00:45:16,985
- Jump up my ass, Zack.
- I've been there, done that.
663
00:45:17,027 --> 00:45:19,197
[Brock]
Go, deejay! Get funky, deejay!
664
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,241
Can you guys
back up a little?
665
00:45:21,283 --> 00:45:26,165
- Speaking of ass-jumping,
isn't that your boy now?
- You guys back up a little.
666
00:45:26,249 --> 00:45:28,544
Oh, God, not again. Brock!
667
00:45:28,669 --> 00:45:31,089
- Go, deejay!
- Brock!
668
00:45:31,215 --> 00:45:35,054
- Not right now, honey.
They're playing my song.
669
00:46:29,051 --> 00:46:31,054
Come on, everyone!
670
00:47:06,482 --> 00:47:11,573
- Come on, Rick. I'm tired.
Let's go home.
671
00:47:11,657 --> 00:47:13,660
♪ That's the time
I start romancing ♪
672
00:47:13,743 --> 00:47:15,997
- [Misty Screaming]
- ♪ You say how can I love you ♪
673
00:47:28,098 --> 00:47:31,061
♪ Maybe then you'll start to grooving ♪♪
Come on, girl!
674
00:47:31,061 --> 00:47:34,817
- What the hell are you doing here?
- I was invited.
675
00:47:34,858 --> 00:47:38,155
- Really? Isn't your dad my pool man?
- I really wouldn't know.
676
00:47:39,449 --> 00:47:42,036
- Oopsy.
- [Record Scratches, Stops]
677
00:47:42,161 --> 00:47:47,294
- Ah!
- You really should be
more careful with silk.
678
00:47:52,176 --> 00:47:54,054
Thank you.
679
00:47:54,179 --> 00:47:56,850
- Excuse me?
- Thank you.
680
00:47:57,017 --> 00:48:02,567
For a minute there,
I forgot why I avoided places
like this and people like you.
681
00:48:02,692 --> 00:48:06,280
Avoided us?
Honey, look around you.
682
00:48:06,364 --> 00:48:09,327
To everyone here who matters,
you're vapour.
683
00:48:09,452 --> 00:48:13,500
You're Spam, a waste of
perfectly good yearbook space.
684
00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:16,713
Nothing's going to change that.
685
00:48:17,756 --> 00:48:21,345
Oh. You're not
going to cry, are you?
686
00:48:24,224 --> 00:48:26,728
[People Murmuring]
687
00:48:34,197 --> 00:48:36,284
[Crying]
688
00:48:36,367 --> 00:48:38,787
- Laney--
- Don't touch me!
689
00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:44,296
- [Crying]
- Laney.
690
00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:49,345
I promised myself...
691
00:48:49,470 --> 00:48:53,810
I would never, ever... ever--
692
00:48:56,355 --> 00:48:58,317
Never what?
693
00:49:04,827 --> 00:49:08,040
Never let them see me cry.
694
00:49:12,546 --> 00:49:14,466
God.
695
00:49:16,511 --> 00:49:21,017
- It's okay.
- No, it's not okay.
696
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:24,064
I never should've come here.
697
00:49:28,863 --> 00:49:30,991
Laney--
698
00:49:34,037 --> 00:49:38,711
- Laney, we were having fun today.
- [Chuckles]
699
00:49:38,794 --> 00:49:42,591
You-- You were having fun.
700
00:49:44,678 --> 00:49:48,600
Sometimes when you
open up to people,
701
00:49:50,562 --> 00:49:54,109
you let the bad in
with the good, that's all.
702
00:50:02,246 --> 00:50:04,666
I want to go home.
703
00:50:06,377 --> 00:50:08,338
Okay.
704
00:50:31,456 --> 00:50:34,461
♪♪ [Rock]
705
00:50:34,544 --> 00:50:38,008
[Students Chattering]
706
00:50:41,763 --> 00:50:43,558
So the party was that bad?
707
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,062
Can we please talk
about something else?
708
00:50:46,187 --> 00:50:49,859
You didn't have a little fun?
Not even an M&M's worth of fun?
709
00:50:49,984 --> 00:50:52,404
You go, girl.
710
00:50:52,488 --> 00:50:56,118
- Maybe one of those brown M&Ms.
- Awesome.
711
00:50:56,244 --> 00:51:00,959
- Jesse, is it me or is
there something very--
- You rock.
712
00:51:01,042 --> 00:51:04,297
Since when do you rock?
713
00:51:04,339 --> 00:51:08,053
[Deejay] Well, well, earthquakes,
straight up and listen up.
714
00:51:08,053 --> 00:51:12,852
Ballots are out. Looks like
Terminal Taylor's got herself
a little dark horse competition...
715
00:51:12,977 --> 00:51:15,731
in the form
of the falafel fairy herself.
716
00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:20,405
To be honest, I think
the question on every Harrison
student's mind has got to be--
717
00:51:20,530 --> 00:51:23,576
Who the hell would nominate me?
718
00:51:23,701 --> 00:51:26,581
- Laney, just heard. Congrats.
- Thanks.
719
00:51:26,706 --> 00:51:28,792
You totally deserve it.
720
00:51:28,876 --> 00:51:31,797
[Pager Beeping]
721
00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:33,800
Me.
722
00:51:35,970 --> 00:51:38,265
- Uh-oh.
- Taylor?
723
00:51:38,307 --> 00:51:40,894
- 9-1-1.
- Oh, God, big deal.
724
00:51:40,977 --> 00:51:44,608
- She's our friend.
- And things change.
725
00:51:48,322 --> 00:51:50,575
[Sobbing]
He...
726
00:51:50,617 --> 00:51:55,082
broke... up... with me!
727
00:51:55,123 --> 00:51:57,794
You're kidding.
728
00:51:57,836 --> 00:52:00,882
Oh, Brock Hudson! I mean,
what kind of a name is that anyway?
729
00:52:01,007 --> 00:52:05,597
And that dancing.
Oh, my God, the dancing.
730
00:52:05,764 --> 00:52:07,809
- [Sobbing]
- What happened?
731
00:52:07,809 --> 00:52:12,566
I don't know.
I don't know.
732
00:52:12,608 --> 00:52:14,569
Hey, Taylor, it's been fun.
733
00:52:14,611 --> 00:52:19,076
But did you honestly think I'd leave for
All-Star Road Rules still dating you?
734
00:52:19,118 --> 00:52:21,580
Oh, you did?
735
00:52:21,622 --> 00:52:23,833
That's sweet.
736
00:52:23,833 --> 00:52:26,546
- You want to know what I think?
- Why not?
737
00:52:26,587 --> 00:52:29,341
You're better off without him.
738
00:52:31,678 --> 00:52:34,474
You know, you guys are the best.
739
00:52:34,558 --> 00:52:36,561
[Sobbing]
740
00:52:36,602 --> 00:52:39,815
[Blowing Nose]
741
00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:43,821
- [Boy] All right, all right.
- See you guys.
742
00:52:45,324 --> 00:52:48,120
Did I miss something?
743
00:52:48,203 --> 00:52:51,333
- ♪♪ [Rock]
- All right, let's see what you got!
744
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,670
Come on! Let's go, Zack!
745
00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:56,674
Get them, Zack!
Let's go! Let's go!
746
00:53:16,996 --> 00:53:20,501
That was so great!
That was awesome!
747
00:53:20,585 --> 00:53:25,342
- What was up out there today, Zack?
- Didn't have it, man.
748
00:53:25,384 --> 00:53:31,059
- Maybe. Or could it possibly
be a symptom of withdrawal?
- Excuse me?
749
00:53:31,101 --> 00:53:35,524
Well, correct me if I'm wrong,
but it has been a little while
since you've gotten any, right?
750
00:53:35,566 --> 00:53:39,196
And you know something like that can
really screw up a guy's concentration.
751
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,700
Or maybe now you're thinking,
you know, now that Taylor's free--
752
00:53:41,783 --> 00:53:44,245
Whatever, Dean.
753
00:53:44,329 --> 00:53:47,375
I don't know. Maybe it's
the Boggster's ass you want to tap.
754
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:49,921
It's not about that.
755
00:53:50,046 --> 00:53:52,049
Oh, hey, man,
I'm not bagging.
756
00:53:52,049 --> 00:53:54,719
I mean, if you're not going to partake,
do you mind if I do?
757
00:53:54,803 --> 00:53:58,183
- She might be a great little jam.
- I swear to God...
758
00:53:58,266 --> 00:54:00,728
- I'll take you out if
you fucking touch her!
- Calm down, man.
759
00:54:00,812 --> 00:54:02,690
Screw you, Zack!
760
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,193
You know, for four years,
I've watched you fool people...
761
00:54:05,277 --> 00:54:07,989
into thinking you're
some sort of god in this place.
762
00:54:08,073 --> 00:54:12,538
Well, guess what.
This is one contest you're going to lose.
763
00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:15,542
You're going down, asshole.
764
00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:22,386
I want you to take yours,
put it on the wall right here.
765
00:54:22,469 --> 00:54:27,268
Hygiene squad, put yours over here. Gay
students, put yours on the senior patio.
766
00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:30,398
Prisoner's Club, all right. Put it
around the other side of this building.
767
00:54:30,481 --> 00:54:32,985
Have a latte, vote for Taylor.
768
00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:34,988
Sure. I'll have one.
769
00:54:35,072 --> 00:54:36,991
Have a latte, vote for Taylor.
770
00:54:38,994 --> 00:54:40,872
[Door Opens]
771
00:54:45,128 --> 00:54:47,757
No one's allowed down here.
772
00:54:58,565 --> 00:55:00,777
This is amazing.
773
00:55:16,509 --> 00:55:19,096
Is that your mom?
774
00:55:19,221 --> 00:55:21,224
Yeah.
775
00:55:21,308 --> 00:55:24,980
She was an artist too.
Photography.
776
00:55:25,021 --> 00:55:27,525
She's beautiful.
777
00:55:29,069 --> 00:55:32,366
Yeah, well,
not everything's hereditary.
778
00:55:40,211 --> 00:55:42,589
How did she die?
779
00:55:44,133 --> 00:55:46,095
Cancer.
780
00:55:47,096 --> 00:55:49,057
Leukemia.
781
00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:55,692
You want to know
the weird part about it?
782
00:55:55,776 --> 00:55:59,323
I don't remember
crying at all.
783
00:55:59,365 --> 00:56:02,703
I remember the funeral.
784
00:56:02,786 --> 00:56:05,874
And I remember afterwards
everyone went to my grandma's house,
785
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:10,715
and I sat on this big green chair
with Simon in my lap.
786
00:56:10,757 --> 00:56:14,012
And I remember knowing...
787
00:56:14,095 --> 00:56:17,809
that things were never
going to be the same.
788
00:56:21,898 --> 00:56:24,319
Laney, you can't keep doing this.
789
00:56:26,322 --> 00:56:28,283
Doing what?
790
00:56:29,326 --> 00:56:31,746
Shutting everybody out.
791
00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:34,584
Sitting here
with 19 locks on your door.
792
00:56:34,584 --> 00:56:37,130
So I shut people out.
793
00:56:37,255 --> 00:56:41,344
At least I make decisions,
which is more than I can say for you.
794
00:56:41,386 --> 00:56:43,639
- Look, I make decisions.
- Oh, yeah?
795
00:56:43,764 --> 00:56:46,101
Where are you going
to college, Zack?
796
00:56:46,227 --> 00:56:50,191
I was by the counsellor's office
yesterday. I believe next to
your name it said "undecided."
797
00:56:50,274 --> 00:56:52,319
Look, there's stuff
you don't understand.
798
00:56:52,402 --> 00:56:55,323
- You don't live with my dad.
- Explain it to me.
799
00:56:57,827 --> 00:57:00,414
My dad went to Dartmouth.
800
00:57:00,498 --> 00:57:04,838
It was the best four years
of his life, so he says.
801
00:57:04,879 --> 00:57:07,801
So ever since I was born--
802
00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:17,023
There's a picture of me
in his office when I'm five.
803
00:57:17,064 --> 00:57:19,902
We're at the zoo or someplace.
804
00:57:19,985 --> 00:57:23,324
I'm sitting on his shoulders
wearing a Dartmouth sweatshirt.
805
00:57:24,576 --> 00:57:27,497
- So?
- So it's emblematic.
806
00:57:27,538 --> 00:57:30,084
I get it from him every day.
807
00:57:30,209 --> 00:57:32,629
"Pick a college, Zack.
Pick a future."
808
00:57:32,713 --> 00:57:37,136
But what he's really saying is,
"Pick my college. Choose my future."
809
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:39,598
Are you listening to yourself?
810
00:57:39,598 --> 00:57:44,105
Do you realize how lucky you are?
You can go to Dartmouth.
You can go to N.Y.U.
811
00:57:44,230 --> 00:57:46,692
You can go to Borneo
and study squid fishing.
812
00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:50,364
The point is, you're 18,
and that's old enough to start
making your own choices.
813
00:57:50,490 --> 00:57:54,120
Okay, okay.
Chill, Tony Robbins.
814
00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:59,503
What about you?
815
00:57:59,545 --> 00:58:02,591
Shouldn't you be looking in the mirror
when you say some of this stuff?
816
00:58:02,633 --> 00:58:06,722
Trust me. I'm working on it.
817
00:58:08,099 --> 00:58:11,062
So, are you always this smart?
818
00:58:11,062 --> 00:58:13,607
- Well, I have my moments.
- [Chuckling]
819
00:58:17,614 --> 00:58:20,326
Why did you really
come here, Zack?
820
00:58:21,870 --> 00:58:23,831
I forget.
821
00:58:35,724 --> 00:58:39,855
You're not just trying to get my vote
for prom king, are you?
822
00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:44,821
Zack?
823
00:58:47,408 --> 00:58:51,414
- This whole prom thing, I--
- Uh, I-- I got to run.
824
00:58:51,539 --> 00:58:54,001
I kind of wanted
to talk to you about it.
825
00:58:54,085 --> 00:58:55,879
Yeah, but I-- I have
this sprinkler thing to do for my dad.
826
00:58:56,004 --> 00:58:59,843
- Now?
- Can I call you later?
827
00:58:59,885 --> 00:59:03,390
- Sure.
- All right, great.
828
00:59:03,557 --> 00:59:05,435
[Door Opens]
829
00:59:08,106 --> 00:59:09,733
What's she bitching about?
830
00:59:09,775 --> 00:59:13,364
Weh, weh, weh. Huh?
What's her problem?
831
00:59:13,489 --> 00:59:17,078
She doesn't like her million dollar
makeover or her overnight popularity?
What is it?
832
00:59:17,078 --> 00:59:19,373
No, that's not the point, man.
I cared about her.
833
00:59:19,414 --> 00:59:23,713
I've got to hand it to you, Taylor.
Zack did exactly what you said he would.
834
00:59:23,796 --> 00:59:28,845
Of course he did.
I created him. Pay up.
835
00:59:28,929 --> 00:59:30,848
Oh, right.
836
00:59:30,932 --> 00:59:35,439
- Laney, Laney! W-Wait, wait!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Relax, man. All right?
837
00:59:35,564 --> 00:59:38,735
Besides, he did have
his entertaining moments.
838
00:59:40,696 --> 00:59:43,367
Your eyes are really beautiful.
839
00:59:43,409 --> 00:59:47,916
- [Girls Laugh]
- Hey, you know. Not to get,
like, all mellow on you,
840
00:59:47,999 --> 00:59:50,336
but your eyes
really are beautiful.
841
00:59:56,804 --> 00:59:59,433
[Kids Chattering, Laughing]
842
01:00:01,352 --> 01:00:03,606
- Hey, guys. Vote for Taylor.
- No way!
843
01:00:03,731 --> 01:00:06,109
Okay. Don't vote for Taylor. Hi.
You vote for Taylor.
844
01:00:09,531 --> 01:00:12,077
- ♪ Between two girls
Which one we going to pick ♪
- ♪ Pick ♪
845
01:00:12,118 --> 01:00:14,789
- ♪ I'd rather pick Laney
'cause Taylor be talking ♪
- ♪ Shh ♪
846
01:00:14,831 --> 01:00:17,209
♪ She thinks she's all of that
We're everything in between ♪
847
01:00:17,293 --> 01:00:19,922
♪ But who's about to be
prom queen, Laney ♪
848
01:00:20,047 --> 01:00:22,134
- ♪ Well, Taylor used to be the thing
but now she's not ♪
- ♪ Not ♪
849
01:00:22,259 --> 01:00:24,596
- ♪ Laney's going for prom queen
and Taylor's hot ♪
- ♪ Hot ♪
850
01:00:24,637 --> 01:00:27,350
♪ But we don't give a damn
about Taylor Vaughan ♪
851
01:00:27,517 --> 01:00:29,436
♪ 'Cause Taylor's fading out
and Laney's on ♪
852
01:00:29,561 --> 01:00:32,399
♪ lf I could get with Laney
Yo, it'd be real cool ♪
853
01:00:32,524 --> 01:00:34,861
♪ With the queen by my side
we'd run the whole damn school ♪
854
01:00:34,903 --> 01:00:37,323
♪ But, yo, keeping on the break
and I'm going to keep this cool ♪
855
01:00:37,323 --> 01:00:40,578
- ♪ Cool ♪
- ♪ Taylor ditched Zack
for a car and a fool ♪
856
01:00:40,703 --> 01:00:42,789
♪ All for the high school jock
named Brock ♪
857
01:00:42,831 --> 01:00:45,919
♪ Well, my man
Click on the beat box ♪
858
01:00:46,044 --> 01:00:48,840
- ♪♪ [Imitates Drum Riff]
- ♪ Laney ♪
859
01:00:48,882 --> 01:00:51,010
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ She's all that ♪♪
860
01:00:51,094 --> 01:00:55,308
- [Kids Applauding]
- [Girl] All right!
861
01:00:55,350 --> 01:00:57,603
So what shouldn't I eat?
862
01:00:57,729 --> 01:00:59,606
Eat whatever you want.
863
01:01:01,818 --> 01:01:05,991
Okay. For your information,
I was about to eat a Snack Time chip.
864
01:01:06,074 --> 01:01:09,079
Snack Time owns
Captain Peg-Leg Tuna...
865
01:01:09,246 --> 01:01:12,250
which isn't-- all together now--
dolphin friendly.
866
01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:15,297
- Screw the dolphins.
- A guy tried that last year.
867
01:01:15,338 --> 01:01:17,300
He's banned from Sea World for life.
868
01:01:20,763 --> 01:01:22,641
What's wrong with you?
869
01:01:23,851 --> 01:01:25,812
Jesse, am I kissable?
870
01:01:25,854 --> 01:01:27,732
Okay, about these chips.
871
01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:33,908
I don't know, Laney.
You're... you.
872
01:01:35,911 --> 01:01:40,000
But maybe if I didn't know
you my whole life,
873
01:01:40,084 --> 01:01:42,337
- and I just met--
- Fresh ground pepper?
874
01:01:51,017 --> 01:01:53,854
- Fresh ground pepper?
- He must be crazy.
875
01:01:53,896 --> 01:01:55,899
Who, Simon?
876
01:01:56,024 --> 01:01:57,652
Zack.
877
01:01:57,777 --> 01:02:00,155
[Simon]
Fresh ground pepper, anyone?
878
01:02:02,158 --> 01:02:04,078
Fresh ground pepper?
879
01:02:05,413 --> 01:02:07,333
What, too cold?
880
01:02:11,391 --> 01:02:13,394
Whoa!
881
01:02:13,394 --> 01:02:15,898
lf it isn't the little
rain, rain, rain man himself.
882
01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,901
What's up, Semen? Huh?
883
01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:20,822
State your purpose or die.
884
01:02:20,905 --> 01:02:22,825
- I've got work to do.
- Sure you do.
885
01:02:22,908 --> 01:02:25,662
But I want to show you
something first.
886
01:02:25,746 --> 01:02:27,916
You're going to love this one.
887
01:02:29,668 --> 01:02:33,382
Checking this out.
Calm down. It's all right.
888
01:02:33,382 --> 01:02:35,928
[Laughs]
Come on. You don't like that?
889
01:02:36,053 --> 01:02:39,141
Ooh. Ooh!
Look, look, look, look.
890
01:02:39,224 --> 01:02:42,354
Oh, look at her.
Ooh. What about that one?
891
01:02:42,396 --> 01:02:45,442
Isn't that your mommy?
892
01:02:45,567 --> 01:02:47,570
- My mom's dead.
- Let him go.
893
01:02:50,324 --> 01:02:52,911
Let me tell you guys
what you're going to do.
894
01:02:52,953 --> 01:02:56,458
You're going to get up...
895
01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:58,461
and get over there,
896
01:03:02,384 --> 01:03:05,388
take your magazine...
897
01:03:05,430 --> 01:03:09,394
- [Girl Laughs]
- and apologize to my friend Simon here.
898
01:03:12,858 --> 01:03:15,153
Sorry.
899
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:16,906
Sorry.
900
01:03:17,031 --> 01:03:19,827
You, pube boy,
901
01:03:20,912 --> 01:03:22,873
grab the pizza.
902
01:03:30,509 --> 01:03:32,095
Well?
903
01:03:33,222 --> 01:03:36,602
- What?
- [Chuckles]
904
01:03:36,644 --> 01:03:39,398
What do you think?
Hoover it.
905
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,320
[Onlookers Groan]
906
01:03:46,450 --> 01:03:48,662
[Scattered Groans]
907
01:03:48,662 --> 01:03:50,456
Now!
908
01:03:53,168 --> 01:03:55,171
[Onlooker]
Dove right in.
909
01:03:55,171 --> 01:03:57,133
[Kids Groaning]
Yuck!
910
01:03:58,885 --> 01:04:00,847
[Guy]
He's chewing it and everything.
911
01:04:00,888 --> 01:04:04,894
That's it.
Chew, chew, chew.
912
01:04:04,936 --> 01:04:06,647
[Gags, Laughs]
913
01:04:08,525 --> 01:04:11,362
Hold on.
Don't finish that.
914
01:04:11,404 --> 01:04:15,160
[Sighs] Munge here wants
a piece of the action too.
915
01:04:15,243 --> 01:04:17,413
No way, man.
Those are his pubes.
916
01:04:17,538 --> 01:04:19,875
Well, I guess you
should've thought about that...
917
01:04:19,917 --> 01:04:22,921
before you picked on
my friend Simon, huh?
918
01:04:27,929 --> 01:04:29,890
Thanks.
919
01:04:32,394 --> 01:04:34,230
Hoover it.
920
01:04:39,112 --> 01:04:41,032
[Onlookers Groan]
921
01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:43,744
Think this is bad?
922
01:04:43,869 --> 01:04:46,206
Try messing with him again.
923
01:04:48,042 --> 01:04:50,045
Everything copasetic?
924
01:04:50,129 --> 01:04:52,758
Yeah. I'll take it from here.
925
01:04:55,136 --> 01:04:58,683
Anybody want to try
messing with me again?
Either of you? Both of you?
926
01:04:58,808 --> 01:05:01,145
You hear what he said?
You were listening.
927
01:05:21,217 --> 01:05:24,305
Hey, Laney!
928
01:05:25,932 --> 01:05:28,895
Listen, uh, I stopped by.
929
01:05:28,937 --> 01:05:31,691
Well, look, I was-- I was
hoping maybe we could talk.
930
01:05:34,403 --> 01:05:36,740
I know I don't come off
as the nicest guy in the world,
931
01:05:36,865 --> 01:05:39,620
but I was hoping maybe you could
just forget about that for a second.
932
01:05:39,661 --> 01:05:41,748
Because, uh, I was thinking--
933
01:05:41,831 --> 01:05:44,335
actually I was hoping--
934
01:05:44,418 --> 01:05:46,338
that...
935
01:05:46,421 --> 01:05:48,341
maybe we can go out sometime.
936
01:05:48,424 --> 01:05:50,386
[Groans]
937
01:05:50,427 --> 01:05:52,681
And not just "out" out.
938
01:05:52,806 --> 01:05:55,685
A specific out.
Like the prom, maybe?
939
01:05:55,811 --> 01:05:58,398
[Sarcastically]
Yeah, right.
940
01:05:58,523 --> 01:06:01,235
- So that's a no?
- That's a hell no.
941
01:06:03,906 --> 01:06:07,453
Well, that's fair. I mean,
why should you say yes? Right?
942
01:06:08,663 --> 01:06:13,253
I just hope this
isn't about Zack, because--
943
01:06:13,379 --> 01:06:15,256
Why?
944
01:06:17,176 --> 01:06:20,431
Well... he doesn't care
about you like that.
945
01:06:22,517 --> 01:06:25,146
He told everybody he still
has this thing for Taylor.
946
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,903
But I don't know.
I mean, maybe I got it all wrong.
947
01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:31,906
Has the guy asked you to the prom?
948
01:06:35,161 --> 01:06:38,458
Well, just-- just head's up, okay?
949
01:06:38,583 --> 01:06:41,170
I mean, there's no sense
in getting hurt for no reason.
950
01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:49,099
Oh, yeah, and, Laney?
Think about the prom some more.
951
01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:52,854
'Cause, uh, we'd have
an okay time, I think.
952
01:06:52,896 --> 01:06:54,899
I'll see you.
953
01:07:12,717 --> 01:07:15,472
- Dad.
- You want to explain this to me?
954
01:07:15,597 --> 01:07:17,934
- Aw, could we talk about this--
- Have you got any idea...
955
01:07:17,975 --> 01:07:20,062
how much you are jeopardizing
your future?
956
01:07:20,145 --> 01:07:24,026
- Half of these acceptance
deadlines have lapsed!
- It's not that easy, Dad.
957
01:07:24,110 --> 01:07:26,905
I'm not like you. I just can't pick
a letter out of a stack.
958
01:07:27,031 --> 01:07:30,536
Of course you can.
That's what being an adult
is all about. Making choices.
959
01:07:30,619 --> 01:07:32,330
- Really.
- Yeah.
960
01:07:32,414 --> 01:07:34,333
What about your choices, Dad?
961
01:07:34,417 --> 01:07:36,545
- This is not about me.
- Aw, come on.
962
01:07:36,628 --> 01:07:38,756
Look, you're never home.
You're pissed off half the time!
963
01:07:38,882 --> 01:07:40,467
That's enough!
964
01:07:42,888 --> 01:07:46,685
I'm sorry. But you can't fix
your mistakes through me.
965
01:07:49,147 --> 01:07:52,402
Is that what you think I'm doing?
966
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:55,740
Well, I'm sorry,
but that was never my intention.
967
01:07:57,576 --> 01:08:00,372
And blaming me isn't going
to change the fact...
968
01:08:00,414 --> 01:08:02,626
that the future
is going to happen,
969
01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:05,421
whether you are ready
for it or not.
970
01:08:19,150 --> 01:08:21,905
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Welcome to the homestretch, earthquakes.
971
01:08:22,030 --> 01:08:24,074
A special shout
out to all my seniors.
972
01:08:24,158 --> 01:08:27,454
Just two weeks left until the
time-honoured combination of crepe paper,
973
01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:30,334
[Chuckles]
cleavage and crystal.
974
01:08:30,417 --> 01:08:32,337
Prom. You know what
I'm talking' about.
975
01:08:32,420 --> 01:08:35,216
And, speaking of the big night,
word has it the recent support...
976
01:08:35,341 --> 01:08:38,847
of Simon's big sister
has left the prom queen race...
977
01:08:38,930 --> 01:08:41,434
tighter than those little dresses
Taylor's been wearing around campus.
978
01:08:41,559 --> 01:08:45,398
[Laughs]
So vote early, vote often.
979
01:08:45,398 --> 01:08:47,568
Here's a little, uh,
campaign music for you.
980
01:08:53,869 --> 01:08:55,956
Aw, come on, hon.
In the name of sportsmanship.
981
01:08:56,081 --> 01:08:59,377
Big smile. Great.
982
01:08:59,419 --> 01:09:03,592
[Scoffs]
Oh, out of my way, fool.
983
01:09:03,675 --> 01:09:05,845
I think I touched her boob!
984
01:09:07,765 --> 01:09:10,185
Top of the stairs, please.
985
01:09:10,269 --> 01:09:12,272
- Zack?
- What do you want, Taylor?
986
01:09:12,397 --> 01:09:15,318
Well, I was trying on this little
Richard Tyler dress the other day,
987
01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:18,364
and I remembered that we
haven't finalized our plans.
988
01:09:18,406 --> 01:09:20,910
- What plans?
- For the prom, silly.
989
01:09:21,035 --> 01:09:24,165
I mean, we said we'd always go together,
right? Even if we were just friends?
990
01:09:24,165 --> 01:09:27,044
What happened to
Lord of the Dance?
991
01:09:27,169 --> 01:09:30,424
That is so over. I mean, God,
don't even get me started.
992
01:09:32,427 --> 01:09:34,680
Actually, Taylor,
I had other plans in mind.
993
01:09:34,722 --> 01:09:39,479
Oh? You're not talking
about Laney Boggs, are you?
994
01:09:39,604 --> 01:09:41,899
What if I am?
995
01:09:41,941 --> 01:09:46,698
Well, if I'm not mistaken,
Zack, she's already taken.
996
01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:51,414
- [Dean] So what do you think?
- [Laney] Yeah, what do you think?
997
01:09:51,539 --> 01:09:55,253
- I think it would be cool.
- Well, this goes up here.
998
01:09:55,378 --> 01:09:58,424
- It definitely lights--
- Dean? What the hell
are you trying to pull?
999
01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:02,639
- Well, it's nice
to see you, too, brother.
- Did he ask you to the prom?
1000
01:10:02,681 --> 01:10:04,433
- Yes, I did.
- I--
1001
01:10:04,558 --> 01:10:06,186
It's bullshit!
1002
01:10:06,186 --> 01:10:08,439
Wait, wait.
Someone asking me is bullshit?
1003
01:10:11,110 --> 01:10:12,946
I thought we were
going together.
1004
01:10:13,071 --> 01:10:15,533
All right, Zack, enough's enough.
This isn't cool anymore.
I like this girl.
1005
01:10:15,617 --> 01:10:18,412
And you got to stop
this whole bet thing.
1006
01:10:22,377 --> 01:10:25,965
- Bet?
- Yeah. It was so stupid, Laney.
1007
01:10:26,091 --> 01:10:28,887
Zack said he can make any girl
prom queen, and you were the one picked.
1008
01:10:28,928 --> 01:10:32,934
So he thinks that if he takes you
to the prom, it'll help you win.
1009
01:10:35,438 --> 01:10:37,441
People have feelings, man.
1010
01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:45,662
Is that true?
1011
01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:53,256
Am I a bet? Am I a bet?
Am I a fucking bet?
1012
01:10:58,097 --> 01:10:59,975
Yes.
1013
01:11:04,273 --> 01:11:07,736
You didn't think you became
popular for real, did you?
1014
01:11:08,863 --> 01:11:11,826
Oh, you did. That's so sweet.
1015
01:11:21,716 --> 01:11:23,677
Pick me up at 8:00, lover.
1016
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:34,944
- ♪ You walked in just like smoke ♪
- [Phone Ringing]
1017
01:11:35,069 --> 01:11:38,574
♪ With the little come on
come on, come on ♪
1018
01:11:38,658 --> 01:11:41,621
- [Ringing Continues]
- ♪ In your walk, come on ♪
1019
01:11:41,662 --> 01:11:44,166
♪ I been waiting' ♪
1020
01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:46,586
♪ Are you waiting' for my move ♪
1021
01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:48,589
♪ Well, I'm making' it ♪
1022
01:11:48,673 --> 01:11:52,637
♪ Mmm, mmm ♪
1023
01:11:52,679 --> 01:11:54,974
- [Ringing]
- ♪ Mmm ♪
1024
01:11:57,686 --> 01:11:59,606
- ♪♪ [Humming]
- Laney, are you there?
1025
01:11:59,689 --> 01:12:01,901
[On Machine]
Laney, I know I made a mistake,
1026
01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:04,446
but I've been doing' some thinking,
and if I could just get, like--
1027
01:12:04,488 --> 01:12:07,534
Stop calling, asshole.
1028
01:12:07,618 --> 01:12:11,916
- ♪ lf I can move it with you
will you let me take you ♪
- Wrong number.
1029
01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:16,256
♪ I'll be down on my knees
screaming, take me ♪
1030
01:12:16,381 --> 01:12:20,345
♪ Take me, take me, take me ♪
1031
01:12:20,429 --> 01:12:23,183
♪ I'm yours ♪
1032
01:12:23,225 --> 01:12:30,235
♪ I never felt so good ♪♪
1033
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:34,992
Fridge is kind of empty. I'm going to go
to the store later if you need anything.
1034
01:12:35,117 --> 01:12:36,954
Sounds good.
1035
01:12:40,417 --> 01:12:42,754
[Sighs]
1036
01:12:42,879 --> 01:12:45,425
Did you know that some people
think being a pool man...
1037
01:12:45,466 --> 01:12:48,346
is not a very respectable way
to earn a living?
1038
01:12:48,429 --> 01:12:51,934
- People suck, Dad.
- I don't get it, personally.
1039
01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:54,688
I own my own company and my own home,
1040
01:12:54,772 --> 01:12:57,192
put the food on the table.
1041
01:12:57,359 --> 01:12:59,696
Granted, you and Simon help out.
1042
01:13:00,948 --> 01:13:03,577
We're a team.
1043
01:13:03,660 --> 01:13:08,835
Right. Maybe this team thing
is helping to create confusion...
1044
01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:11,923
as to who the real parent is
around here.
1045
01:13:11,964 --> 01:13:14,552
What do you mean, Dad?
1046
01:13:14,635 --> 01:13:18,850
Well, you know I appreciate
everything you do, pumpkin-nose.
1047
01:13:18,933 --> 01:13:23,857
It's just that sometimes
I think you take on so much...
1048
01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:28,656
so you don't have to deal with
the business of being a kid.
1049
01:13:30,993 --> 01:13:35,541
I can't imagine being 17 is easy,
1050
01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:39,589
especially with your mom not around.
1051
01:13:39,673 --> 01:13:44,555
I'm just afraid that if you keep
putting off your life like this...
1052
01:13:46,099 --> 01:13:50,439
you're going to wake up
85 years old,
1053
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:53,944
sitting' on a porch somewhere
looking' for your teeth.
1054
01:13:55,154 --> 01:13:59,410
Thanks, Dad.
That was, uh, graphic.
1055
01:13:59,452 --> 01:14:02,248
[Sighs]
1056
01:14:02,332 --> 01:14:05,253
Don't you have a-- a prom
or something to go to tonight?
1057
01:14:05,378 --> 01:14:08,466
- Ah, I'm not going.
- Oh, you're not.
1058
01:14:08,591 --> 01:14:12,430
- What, do you got laundry to do?
- Worse. I don't have a date.
1059
01:14:12,472 --> 01:14:16,227
No date?
See, now, that's weird, because...
1060
01:14:16,353 --> 01:14:19,691
I'm pretty sure there's a handsome
young man actually upstairs...
1061
01:14:19,733 --> 01:14:22,946
at the front door
waiting for you now.
1062
01:14:28,412 --> 01:14:32,335
Have fun, Laney. And...
1063
01:14:32,418 --> 01:14:36,132
for you, not for someone else.
1064
01:14:50,946 --> 01:14:52,907
Hi, Laney.
1065
01:14:57,205 --> 01:15:01,337
Like, uh, you don't trust me,
1066
01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:04,049
and I respect that.
1067
01:15:04,132 --> 01:15:07,972
But just look at it this way,
I didn't ask anyone else...
1068
01:15:08,097 --> 01:15:10,726
on the chance that I'd come
here tonight and you'd say yes.
1069
01:15:12,103 --> 01:15:14,690
I mean, that's got to count
for something. Right?
1070
01:15:20,782 --> 01:15:22,744
You don't even have to change
if you don't want to.
1071
01:15:22,785 --> 01:15:25,081
[Both Laugh]
1072
01:15:28,127 --> 01:15:31,173
- Are you ready, Miss Siler?
- Yes, I am, Mr. Siler.
1073
01:15:31,215 --> 01:15:33,677
♪ With the little come on ♪
1074
01:15:33,718 --> 01:15:35,680
- ♪ Come on, come on ♪
- I really screwed this one up, huh?
1075
01:15:35,722 --> 01:15:38,935
- ♪ In your walk ♪
- Don't worry. She'll be there.
1076
01:15:38,935 --> 01:15:42,941
♪ I've been waiting'
Are you waiting' ♪
1077
01:15:42,982 --> 01:15:47,698
♪ For my move
Well, I'm making' it ♪♪
1078
01:15:47,781 --> 01:15:50,702
♪♪ [Loud Rock, Indistinct]
1079
01:15:58,881 --> 01:16:01,260
[Chattering, Laughing]
1080
01:16:01,385 --> 01:16:04,974
- Will you leave it alone?
- No, I won't leave it alone.
Did you know about this?
1081
01:16:05,099 --> 01:16:06,977
Well, you're the one
who nominated her.
1082
01:16:07,102 --> 01:16:10,774
For crying out loud, smile!
1083
01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:15,448
- Next.
- Okay, I know I nominated her,
but I don't understand--
1084
01:16:15,573 --> 01:16:20,497
All right. Big, gaping smiles,
both of you. And...
1085
01:16:20,622 --> 01:16:22,959
- I'll take that.
- [Groans]
1086
01:16:23,001 --> 01:16:25,171
Ah, there's a memory. Next.
1087
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,844
- Make like you're happy. Beautiful.
- Derek!
1088
01:16:29,928 --> 01:16:32,891
♪♪ [Rock Continues]
1089
01:16:45,493 --> 01:16:47,704
Why don't you find her and cut in?
1090
01:16:49,207 --> 01:16:51,669
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1091
01:16:51,710 --> 01:16:55,090
♪ The funk soul brother
Let it out now ♪
1092
01:16:55,174 --> 01:16:59,472
♪ The funk soul brother
Let it out now, let it out now ♪
1093
01:16:59,597 --> 01:17:01,475
[Deejay]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, earthquakes!
1094
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,688
Right about now we're going to
do that dance I taught you.
1095
01:17:04,688 --> 01:17:09,487
- And I know you've been practicing.
- I forgive you. Let's dance.
1096
01:17:09,612 --> 01:17:12,408
All right. Show me now!
1097
01:17:12,450 --> 01:17:16,456
♪♪ [Continues]
1098
01:17:16,498 --> 01:17:18,459
Right about now.
1099
01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:20,462
[Whoops]
1100
01:17:23,425 --> 01:17:26,179
All right, dance club,
let me see what you got!
1101
01:17:37,446 --> 01:17:39,908
Okay, everybody,
split like the Red Sea.
1102
01:17:39,949 --> 01:17:42,954
We're going down the lines.
Come on!
1103
01:17:43,079 --> 01:17:48,671
Come on. Down the lines.
Come on. Come on.
1104
01:17:48,713 --> 01:17:51,634
Shake it! Shake it!
1105
01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:01,690
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
1106
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,671
- Punch it!
- ♪ Right about now ♪
1107
01:18:16,713 --> 01:18:19,300
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1108
01:18:19,425 --> 01:18:21,136
- ♪ The funk soul brother ♪
- Ohh!
1109
01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:23,097
All right, fellows. Take it!
1110
01:18:23,181 --> 01:18:25,601
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1111
01:18:25,685 --> 01:18:28,689
♪ The funk soul brother
Let it drop now ♪
1112
01:18:28,731 --> 01:18:31,902
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1113
01:18:31,944 --> 01:18:34,949
- ♪ The funk soul brother ♪
- [Deejay]
All right, ladies. Shake it!
1114
01:18:46,090 --> 01:18:49,220
♪ Right about now
the funk soul brother ♪
1115
01:18:49,262 --> 01:18:52,600
♪ Check it out now
The funk soul brother ♪
1116
01:18:52,642 --> 01:18:54,728
All right. Everybody in the centre.
1117
01:18:54,853 --> 01:18:56,898
- ♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
- Get it, get it! Come on!
1118
01:18:56,940 --> 01:19:00,904
- ♪ The funk soul brother ♪
- [Deejay] Yeah!
1119
01:19:00,946 --> 01:19:04,952
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Check it, shake it
Check it, shake it ♪
1120
01:19:04,952 --> 01:19:08,123
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Check it, shake it
Check it, shake it ♪
1121
01:19:08,207 --> 01:19:10,210
- Yes!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1122
01:19:10,293 --> 01:19:12,463
- ♪ Check it, shake it
Check it, shake it ♪
- ♪ Right about now ♪
1123
01:19:12,463 --> 01:19:14,466
- [Deejay] Right about now!
- ♪ Funk soul brother ♪
1124
01:19:14,508 --> 01:19:18,180
- ♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct]
- Put your hands together.
Come on. Give it up.
1125
01:19:18,222 --> 01:19:21,351
Whoo! Come on, give it.
1126
01:19:21,435 --> 01:19:24,481
- ♪♪ [Ends]
- Is that all you got?
Come on. Give it up!
1127
01:19:24,606 --> 01:19:27,486
[Dancers Applauding]
1128
01:19:33,662 --> 01:19:37,000
♪♪ [Soft, Indistinct]
1129
01:19:42,967 --> 01:19:46,514
- Good song.
- [Together] It's my favourite.
1130
01:19:48,684 --> 01:19:52,148
I'm Jesse Jackson.
I'm not a good dancer.
1131
01:19:52,189 --> 01:19:56,446
I'm Mack.
I go to school with 500 chicks.
1132
01:19:56,654 --> 01:19:58,741
I'll be back in one minute.
1133
01:20:11,969 --> 01:20:16,643
Laney! I wanted you to know.
Your final project,
1134
01:20:16,726 --> 01:20:20,273
that picture of your mother--
extremely moving.
1135
01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:25,072
May be the best piece that I have
seen all year from anyone.
1136
01:20:25,155 --> 01:20:28,786
At least that's what I told
all of your art schools
when I faxed them last Monday.
1137
01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:32,792
- You're kidding.
- I have spent four years trying
to open you up, Laney Boggs.
1138
01:20:32,959 --> 01:20:36,965
Whatever's responsible for this change,
don't let it go.
1139
01:20:57,454 --> 01:20:59,582
All right, boys.
Check it out.
1140
01:20:59,624 --> 01:21:04,297
Room number 4-0-9 is about to become
a historical landmark.
1141
01:21:04,423 --> 01:21:06,885
[Chuckles] Why, are you getting
murdered there later?
1142
01:21:06,968 --> 01:21:09,221
No, man. I'm this close
to closing the deal.
1143
01:21:09,263 --> 01:21:11,391
She's eating up every word I say.
1144
01:21:11,475 --> 01:21:13,478
I don't know, Dean.
I feel a bet coming on,
1145
01:21:13,478 --> 01:21:16,190
but I'm going to have to resist.
1146
01:21:16,232 --> 01:21:18,694
Laney Boggs is not
going to give you any.
1147
01:21:22,909 --> 01:21:28,751
- Hey, man. Tonight is the night.
- Hmm. Yeah, right.
1148
01:21:28,792 --> 01:21:31,129
I shelled out 300 bucks
for this room!
1149
01:21:34,217 --> 01:21:36,471
Tonight is definitely my night.
1150
01:22:01,508 --> 01:22:04,262
- [Panting]
- What?
1151
01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:06,766
- [Trying To Speak]
- Yeah, what?
1152
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,079
♪♪ [Dance Music Ends]
1153
01:22:21,163 --> 01:22:23,917
- [Microphone Howls]
- [Clearing Throat] People?
1154
01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:27,088
Attention, Harrison students.
People.
1155
01:22:27,172 --> 01:22:29,425
We're going to start, people.
1156
01:22:29,467 --> 01:22:35,225
I'll begin the presentation with, uh,
the announcement of your 1999 prom king.
1157
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:41,193
Well, it's no surprise here.
Zack Siler!
1158
01:22:41,234 --> 01:22:43,154
[All Cheering]
1159
01:22:59,887 --> 01:23:03,476
And now for your 1999 prom queen.
[Clears Throat]
1160
01:23:04,728 --> 01:23:07,440
In the closest vote
in the school's history--
1161
01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:12,364
fifty-four percent
to forty-six percent.
1162
01:23:12,448 --> 01:23:15,452
Your 1999 prom queen is...
1163
01:23:15,494 --> 01:23:17,956
[Mouthing Words]
1164
01:23:18,081 --> 01:23:20,710
Taylor Vaughan!
1165
01:23:20,877 --> 01:23:23,715
[Applause]
1166
01:23:26,135 --> 01:23:28,013
Zack!
1167
01:23:35,774 --> 01:23:38,904
[Cheers, Applause Continue]
1168
01:23:40,448 --> 01:23:43,578
It should have been you up there.
1169
01:23:43,661 --> 01:23:46,082
I think the right person won.
1170
01:23:50,755 --> 01:23:53,426
Zack!
1171
01:23:53,468 --> 01:23:56,013
You want to get out of here?
1172
01:23:56,138 --> 01:23:58,892
Yeah.
1173
01:23:58,976 --> 01:24:01,730
- Excuse me. Pardon me.
- [Principal] Zack, say a few words.
1174
01:24:01,772 --> 01:24:04,317
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me. Pardon me.
1175
01:24:04,401 --> 01:24:06,821
[Girl]
I voted for you, Laney.
1176
01:24:09,450 --> 01:24:13,372
[Zack] You know, for a lot of us,
this is as good as it gets.
1177
01:24:13,456 --> 01:24:17,212
We aced the test, made the big shot,
1178
01:24:19,382 --> 01:24:21,301
got a crown.
1179
01:24:24,514 --> 01:24:26,768
- But the truth is...
- Excuse me, excuse me.
1180
01:24:26,893 --> 01:24:28,979
- we're just getting started.
- [Softly] Zack!
1181
01:24:29,021 --> 01:24:33,277
- We can be anything we want to be.
- Zack!
1182
01:24:33,403 --> 01:24:36,991
-And I don't know about the rest of you,
-Zack, over here!
1183
01:24:36,991 --> 01:24:38,953
but I'm hoping' I never forget that.
1184
01:24:38,953 --> 01:24:41,957
[Shouting Together]
Zack!
1185
01:24:41,999 --> 01:24:44,962
- [Whispering] Zack!
- [Taylor] Hello. Can you hear me?
1186
01:24:44,962 --> 01:24:47,215
- [Panting] I was--
- Tell him!
1187
01:24:47,298 --> 01:24:52,181
Okay. First of all, I'd just like
to thank all of you who voted for me.
1188
01:24:52,222 --> 01:24:55,978
Okay? You did the right thing.
1189
01:24:56,020 --> 01:24:57,981
As for the rest of you,
1190
01:24:58,023 --> 01:24:59,984
- [Microphone Turns Off]
- what were you thinking?
1191
01:25:00,026 --> 01:25:03,197
[Panting]
Dean-- Th-The key--
1192
01:25:03,239 --> 01:25:05,242
- Say it.
- A hotel--
1193
01:25:05,242 --> 01:25:08,413
- He's taking Laney somewhere.
- Room 4-0-9!
1194
01:25:08,455 --> 01:25:10,875
[Taylor, Microphone Off]
This isn't funny anymore!
Who turned this thing off?
1195
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,725
Yeah, Beverly Hills Hotel?
1196
01:25:21,808 --> 01:25:25,230
Yeah, do you have a Dean Sampson
registered in room 4-0-9?
1197
01:25:26,649 --> 01:25:28,485
Do you have a room 4-0-9?
1198
01:25:31,323 --> 01:25:34,202
- Shit.
- [Dialling]
1199
01:25:37,248 --> 01:25:39,210
Yeah.
Sunset Marquee, please.
1200
01:25:41,922 --> 01:25:46,470
And that is
the kidney-shaped pool.
1201
01:25:46,596 --> 01:25:48,473
- Hello?
- Mmm?
1202
01:25:48,599 --> 01:25:50,810
lf you're going to help me out this summer,
you're going to have to know this stuff.
1203
01:25:50,935 --> 01:25:52,980
Okay? What shape is that?
1204
01:25:53,022 --> 01:25:54,983
- Kidney?
- Thank you.
1205
01:25:55,025 --> 01:26:00,450
They come in a lot of different
shapes and sizes. Here's--
1206
01:26:00,491 --> 01:26:02,745
Hey, pumpkin-nose, how did it go?
1207
01:26:04,205 --> 01:26:08,462
Fine. You were right.
I did have fun.
1208
01:26:08,503 --> 01:26:10,882
Well, hey, uh,
come here a second, will you?
1209
01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:18,143
I don't know, Dad. I'd really
just rather go upstairs and--
1210
01:26:25,696 --> 01:26:28,325
Okay. Well,
I got to get up pretty early.
1211
01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:32,331
We're getting up early
to, uh, install a spa.
1212
01:26:32,456 --> 01:26:34,709
So, we'll head to bed now.
1213
01:26:34,793 --> 01:26:38,089
lf you two want to talk, maybe you can go
in the backyard, hmm? [Kiss]
1214
01:26:38,173 --> 01:26:40,301
- Sure, Dad.
- Good night.
1215
01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:50,441
Listen, Zack. Uh, sorry about
that whole asshole thing.
1216
01:26:50,483 --> 01:26:52,987
It's cool.
1217
01:27:00,206 --> 01:27:02,125
Are you all right?
1218
01:27:05,506 --> 01:27:07,634
Jesse told me he heard Dean
talking about how he wanted to--
1219
01:27:07,717 --> 01:27:11,139
I just figured it out
a little late is all.
1220
01:27:20,987 --> 01:27:24,117
You know, sexual harassment
is still a big issue these days.
1221
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:26,120
It's on my walls downstairs.
1222
01:27:29,124 --> 01:27:31,461
That's why--
1223
01:27:31,628 --> 01:27:34,215
why I carry this.
1224
01:27:34,257 --> 01:27:37,595
You push a little button,
and it makes a noise like a foghorn.
1225
01:27:37,679 --> 01:27:40,892
You can hear it
about half a mile away.
1226
01:27:40,975 --> 01:27:43,896
I put it up to his ear.
1227
01:27:43,980 --> 01:27:48,904
- I just hope it doesn't
cause any permanent damage.
- [Chuckles]
1228
01:27:58,293 --> 01:28:00,463
So how long have you
been here anyway?
1229
01:28:00,505 --> 01:28:02,466
A while.
1230
01:28:04,719 --> 01:28:07,932
- You missed your prom?
- Yeah.
1231
01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:15,444
[Sighs] You know, I made that bet
before I knew you, Laney.
1232
01:28:16,696 --> 01:28:18,615
Before I really knew me.
1233
01:28:21,453 --> 01:28:25,041
What was it for anyway?
I mean, what did you end up losing?
1234
01:28:27,170 --> 01:28:29,590
My best friend.
1235
01:28:32,428 --> 01:28:34,305
She taught me a lot.
1236
01:28:34,431 --> 01:28:36,893
Before her,
1237
01:28:36,976 --> 01:28:39,939
I thought we had to have
all the answers right now.
1238
01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:43,444
And now?
1239
01:28:43,486 --> 01:28:47,408
I'm kind of liking the fact
that I don't.
1240
01:28:50,747 --> 01:28:54,210
So can I have the last dance?
1241
01:28:57,924 --> 01:28:59,802
No.
1242
01:29:03,683 --> 01:29:05,686
You can have the first.
1243
01:29:38,234 --> 01:29:43,159
I feel just like Julia Roberts
in Pretty Woman.
1244
01:29:43,242 --> 01:29:45,245
You know, except for
the whole hooker thing.
1245
01:29:49,919 --> 01:29:51,963
So... what now?
1246
01:29:53,841 --> 01:29:57,221
I don't know.
Art school. You?
1247
01:29:57,263 --> 01:29:59,808
I've been kind of thinking
about art school myself.
1248
01:30:01,269 --> 01:30:04,148
- Art? You don't take art.
- Yeah.
1249
01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:08,154
Yeah, but I'm thinking' more
along the lines of performance art.
1250
01:30:08,238 --> 01:30:10,992
- Be silent, be still. Be silent--
- Zack.
1251
01:30:11,117 --> 01:30:14,831
- What?
- Shut up.
1252
01:30:31,606 --> 01:30:33,985
- Zack?
- What?
1253
01:30:34,026 --> 01:30:36,488
- About the bet.
- Yeah.
1254
01:30:36,530 --> 01:30:39,994
- What were the terms, anyway?
- You'll see.
1255
01:30:40,035 --> 01:30:41,496
I never back out on a bet.
1256
01:30:42,038 --> 01:30:44,751
[Principal]
Darius Payne Oakes.
1257
01:30:44,834 --> 01:30:47,755
Jason Shepard Oakman.
1258
01:30:47,797 --> 01:30:50,718
Mariah Kamal Preminger.
1259
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:53,472
Kenneth Wayne Ralph.
1260
01:30:53,514 --> 01:30:55,475
Emily Roscoe.
1261
01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:57,603
Derek Funkhouser Rutley.
1262
01:30:57,729 --> 01:31:02,486
Jeffrey Munge Rylander,
Colin Rysendorf.
1263
01:31:02,611 --> 01:31:05,156
Heather Blayne Salazar.
1264
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:08,912
Salmoon Sakajahari.
1265
01:31:08,954 --> 01:31:12,167
Dean Sampson, Junior.
1266
01:31:12,250 --> 01:31:15,547
Dean Sampson, Junior.
1267
01:31:17,258 --> 01:31:20,429
- What?
- They're calling you.
1268
01:31:20,513 --> 01:31:23,392
- Huh?
- Dean Sampson, Junior?
1269
01:31:24,435 --> 01:31:27,315
- Oh.
- Alex Chasen Sawyer.
1270
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:30,152
Rainwater Sky Sebastian.
1271
01:31:30,236 --> 01:31:32,489
Casey Constance Shea.
1272
01:31:36,203 --> 01:31:38,123
Zachary Siler.
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