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All right, no peeking. No peeking.
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No peeking. No peeking!
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All right, all right, but you better be
wearing clothes when I open my eyes.
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All right. Open your eyes!
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Sweet mother of all
that is good and pure.
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Huh? Days of our Lives
picked up my option!
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- Congratulations!
- I know! Ha-ha-ha.
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Now we can watch Green Acres
the way it was meant to be seen.
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So, uh, which one is mine?
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Whichever one you want, man.
Whichever one you want!
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Not that one.
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Oh, yes!
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Oh, yeah! That's the stuff.
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Oh.
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- Do we dare?
- We dare.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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I can't believe two cows
made the ultimate sacrifice...
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...so you could watch TV
with your feet up.
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No, they were chair-shaped cows.
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They never would have survived
in the wild.
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This screen is amazing.
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- Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.
Uh-huh.
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Rose Marie really belongs on
a smaller screen, doesn't she?
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- Hi, you guys.
Hey.
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Hey.
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- Hey, you.
- Hey, you.
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Whoa, hey, whoa.
- Oh.
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So, uh, how was your day?
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Oh, you know, pretty much the usual.
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Uh, sun shining, birds chirping.
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Really? Mine too.
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Hey, cool! Mine too!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I gotta get to the museum. So, um...
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- I'll see you tonight?
- Okay.
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Oh.
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Bye, guys!
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Bye.
Bye.
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- Tonight?
Hey, whoa.
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- What's tonight?
- It is our first official date.
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Our first date.
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Uh, ha, ha. Hello?
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Hi.
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Tonight? You're supposed to waitress
for me? My catering thing?
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- Any of that trigger anything?
- Oh, God, Monica. I forgot!
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This is our first date.
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- Yes, but my mom got me this job.
- I can be a waitress!
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Thank you, thank you.
See? Phoebe! Phoebe!
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- Really, Pheebs?
- Uh-huh.
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You'd have to be an actual waitress.
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This can't be like your
"I can be a bear cub" thing.
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I can be a waitress. Okay, watch this.
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Um, give me two number ones,
86 the bacon...
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...one Adam and Eve on a raft
and wreck them!
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It's James Bond!
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- Sorry we're late.
- That's okay. Come on in.
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Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming?
I was told she was.
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Dr. Burke, it's me.
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Monica?
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My God! You used to be so...
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I mean, you've...
You must have lost like...
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- You look great.
- Thank you.
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This is Phoebe.
She'll be helping me.
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Hi, Phoebe. Nice to meet you.
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So how you been?
- Great. How have you been?
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Oh, obviously you know
Barbara and I split up...
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...or you wouldn't do the head tilt.
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The head tilt?
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Since the divorce,
everybody asks how I am...
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...with a sympathetic head tilt.
"How you doing? You okay?"
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Oh.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, no.
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It's fine. Believe me, I do it too.
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I always answer with the
"I'm okay" head bob. "I'm okay. "
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"You're sure?" "Yeah, I'm fine. "
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I gotta set up the music.
I got a new CD changer.
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Of course, the divorce only left me
with four CDs to change.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I'll survive.
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Ward. With a reverse.
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Uh, two larges, extra cheese on both.
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But listen...
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...don't ring the buzzer for 19.
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Ring 20. Geller/Green.
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They'll let you in, okay?
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If you buzz our door,
there's no tip for you.
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Okay, thanks.
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Pizza's on the way.
I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
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What if we have to pee?
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I'll cancel the sodas.
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Get back out there. It's your party!
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But they're so dull.
They're all ophthalmologists.
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You're an ophthalmologist.
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Because my parents wanted me to be.
I wanted to be a sheriff.
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Ha, ha. That's funny.
Cadillac, cataract. I get it.
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But you stay out there!
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- You see?
- All right, I tell you what.
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I'll come get you in five minutes with
some sort of, um, kebob emergency.
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Okay.
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Ah. Better.
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Oh, God, here we go.
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Hey, want to see them go nuts?
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Watch this.
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Who needs glasses?
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- You are so smitten.
- I am not!
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Oh, you are so much
the smitten kitten.
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Oh.
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- You should ask him out.
- Dr. Burke?
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I don't think so.
I mean, like, he's a grown-up.
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So? You two are totally into each other.
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He's a friend of my parents.
He's like 20 years older than me.
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So you're never gonna see him again?
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Not never.
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I'm gonna see him tomorrow
at my eye appointment.
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- Didn't you just get your eyes checked?
- Yeah, but, you know, uh...
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...27 is a dangerous eye age.
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I'm not saying it was a bad movie.
I'm just saying it was a little...
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...hard to follow.
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I told you there'd be subtitles.
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I know.
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I just didn't want to wear
my glasses on our first date.
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Oh.
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Monica?
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It would help when I'm kissing
if you didn't shout my sister's name.
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- Honey, I'm just checking.
- Oh.
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- Ahem. Monica?
- Mon?
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- Monica?
Mon?
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Monica?
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What?
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- What?
- I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. It's just, when you moved
your hands down to my butt...
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...it was like,
"Whoa, Ross' hands are on my butt!"
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Sorry.
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And that's funny why?
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Well, it's not. Uh...
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I mean, I'm sorry.
I guess I'm just nervous.
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I mean, it's you.
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- You know, it's us.
- Mm.
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I mean, we're crossing that line.
It's sort of a big thing.
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Well, I know it's big.
I just didn't know it was ha-ha big.
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Okay.
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Okay, my hands were
nowhere near your butt.
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I know, I know, I know!
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I was thinking about when
they were there the last time.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, look! Whoa, I promise.
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I'm good. I won't laugh anymore.
Put your hands back there.
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No, see, now I can't, because, uh...
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...I'm feeling too self-conscious.
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- Just one cheek.
- No. Ha.
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The moment's gone.
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- I'll back up into your hands.
- That's romantic.
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Touch it.
No.
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Oh, come on, squeeze it.
No!
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Rub it?
No.
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Oh, come on!
Would you just grab my ass?
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Wow, look at that. The car is on fire...
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...yet somehow
its expensive paint job...
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...is protected by the Miracle Wax.
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You've got a Cheeto on your face, man.
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Thanks.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Ah.
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Aren't you supposed
to be out with Rachel?
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That was 14 hours ago.
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- So how'd it go?
- Well...
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Have you ever been, you know,
fooling around with a girl...
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...and, uh, she started laughing?
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Yeah, but, uh, it was 1982...
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...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut
was tickling her chin.
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- She laughed at you?
- Yeah.
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I've been wanting this
since ninth grade typing.
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You know,
I just want it to be perfect...
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...and right and...
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Why isn't that laser beam
cutting through the paint?
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- It's the Miracle Wax!
- It certainly is a miracle.
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- Hi, you guys.
Hey.
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- Hey.
Hi.
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Listen, I was, um, thinking about...
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Listen, can you guys speak up?
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It's harder for us to hear you
when you lower your voice.
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Okay, listen.
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I'm sorry about last night.
I really want to make it up to you.
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No. You know,
there's no need to make it up... How?
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Well, I was thinking maybe a, um...
Ahem, a romantic dinner...
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...with, um, candles and wine.
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And then, uh, ahem,
maybe going back to my place...
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...for, um, dessert.
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Hmm.
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That sounds...
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...perfect? Heh.
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- What's this?
- Would you get us a couple of beers?
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I'm going to look into your eyes now.
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Really?
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Yeah, that's my job.
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All right. Look up.
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Look down.
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Now, open your eyes and look down.
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That's right.
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Look into the light.
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Now look at me.
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Okay.
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Your eyes look good.
Those are good eyes.
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Good. They feel good.
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In my head.
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Um, so...
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- It was great to see you.
- You too.
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You too.
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Okay, um...
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Goodbye. Ha, ha.
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- Drops!
- What?
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Drops. Here, they're free.
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Thanks. Uh, so...
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I guess I better be going.
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Oh, okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
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- Thanks again.
- Oh.
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Oh.
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We have to get you lazy boys
out of these chairs.
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Hey, whoa, hey, whoa.
- Oh, oh.
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You should go outside and be with
the three-dimensional people.
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No. Inside good.
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Outside bad.
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You guys are so pathetic.
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Oh, Xanadu!
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Oh!
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She's one of us now.
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- Hi, you guys.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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We just wanted to stop by
and, uh, say good night.
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Good night.
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They won't even turn their heads.
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All right, you guys.
I'm taking off my shirt.
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No, she's lying.
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Stop sending food to our apartment!
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Why are you dressed up?
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You're not the only one
who has a date.
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- What? You have a date? Who with?
- No one.
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- Come on, what's his name?
- Nothing.
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Come on, tell me.
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All right, but I'm very excited
about this, okay?
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So promise you won't get
big-brothery and judgmental.
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I promise. What?
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- It's Richard Burke.
- Who's Richard Burke?
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Is that Dr...? Dr. Burke?
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You have a date with Dr. Burke?
Why? Why? Why...
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...should that bother me?
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I love that man. He's like, uh...
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...a brother to Dad.
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Well, for your information...
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...he is the brightest, most sophisticated,
sexiest man I've ever been with.
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Dr. Burke is sexy?
252
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,038
Oh, God!
253
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,956
Absolutely!
254
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,918
Damn!
255
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,253
It's the museum again. Can I...? Oh.
256
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,924
- You know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.
- When?
257
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:30,386
When I was, um, 7, I crashed my bike
right out in front of his house...
258
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,307
...and to stop me from crying,
he kissed me right here.
259
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,602
- Oh, you are so lucky!
- I know. Ha-ha-ha.
260
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:41,397
Australopithecus isn't supposed
to be in that display.
261
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,316
No, no.
262
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:47,904
No, Homo habilis was erect.
Australopithecus was never fully erect.
263
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,239
Well, maybe he was nervous.
264
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,707
Oh, look! I can't believe this!
265
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:04,087
Homo habilis can't use tools yet,
and they've got him with clay pots?
266
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,923
Why don't they just
give him a microwave? Heh.
267
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,134
I'm sorry this is taking so long.
268
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,680
You know, I... It's longer than I expected.
We will have dinner.
269
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:16,391
- That's okay. It's fine.
- Karl!
270
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,311
Oh, God.
271
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,702
- Wow! Is that Michelle?
- Yep.
272
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,538
I've not seen her since
high-school graduation.
273
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,749
Oh, my God, that night she got so dru...
274
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,503
Emotional.
275
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,214
- You know, she's having another baby.
- Mm.
276
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,427
- I thought she just had one.
- No, no. Henry's almost 2.
277
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,638
And he's talking and everything. Here.
278
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:56,889
Aw.
279
00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,727
The other day he told me he liked me
better than his other grandpa.
280
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:04,272
In all fairness,
his other grandpa's a drunk, but still...
281
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:09,152
Whoa. You're a grandpa.
282
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,322
Yeah.
283
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,121
Are we nuts here?
284
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,373
I don't know. Maybe.
285
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:27,420
I mean, I'm dating a man
whose pool I once peed in.
286
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,173
I didn't need to know that.
287
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,468
I guess 21 years is a lot.
288
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:38,681
I mean, hell, I'm a whole person
who can drink older than you.
289
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,601
Yeah.
290
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,605
So...
291
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:52,487
- So maybe we should just...
- Yeah.
292
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,405
Yeah.
293
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,407
Maybe...
294
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,370
Wow.
295
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,999
This really sucks.
296
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,376
Yeah, it sure does.
297
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,172
Ah.
298
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,523
Uh, we don't really have to decide
anything right now, do we?
299
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,484
No, there's no rush or anything.
300
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,030
Pizza delivery!
- Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys!
301
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,368
- Rach?
- Oh.
302
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,994
- I'm done. Ah.
- Ahem.
303
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,873
Yeah, well, you know what?
So is, uh, Sorentino's.
304
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:49,544
I'm sorry. Let's, uh...
Why don't we find someplace else?
305
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:53,172
It's late. Everything will be closed.
We'll do it another night.
306
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,715
No, no, we won't.
307
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,175
We won't?
308
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,427
Come on.
309
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,596
Okay, that's dead, right?
310
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,684
- What is this? What are we doing?
- Shh.
311
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:08,271
- Do you want Cran-Apple or Cran-Grape?
- Grape.
312
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,066
Okay, now...
313
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,901
...sit.
314
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,696
Okay.
315
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,908
Oh, my God!
316
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,912
Billions ofyears ago,
Earth was...
317
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,207
Sorry.
318
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:35,089
Ah. So, what are we looking at?
319
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:40,136
Well, uh, you see that little cluster
of stars next to the big one?
320
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,055
That is Ursa Major.
321
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,601
- Really?
- No idea. It could be. Could be.
322
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:52,148
Listen, I'm sorry
I had to work tonight.
323
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,442
Oh, that's okay.
324
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,153
- You were worth the wait.
- Oh.
325
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,281
And I don't just mean tonight.
326
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:06,829
I never dreamed
That I'd meet somebody like you
327
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,581
Whoa.
328
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,708
You're not laughing.
329
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,003
This time it's not so funny.
330
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:24,597
No, I don't want to fall in love
331
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,600
This love is only gonna break your heart
332
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,770
Aah!
Oh!
333
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,147
Okay, loosen the knot.
Loosen the knot.
334
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,066
Sorry, sorry.
335
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,451
What a wicked game you play
336
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,538
Aah! Oh, God! Oh.
337
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,207
Honey?
338
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,167
Oh, that's okay.
339
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,044
What?
340
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,673
Oh, no. You just rolled
over the juice box.
341
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,808
Oh, thank God!
342
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:20,653
No, I don't want to fall in love
343
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,031
This love is only gonna break your heart
344
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,129
Hey.
345
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,339
Hey, you.
346
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,056
I can't believe I'm waking up next to you.
347
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,684
I know. It is pretty unbel...
348
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:56,272
What?
- We're not alone.
349
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,093
- Is that the fire alarm?
- Yeah.
350
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,391
Oh, it's not warm yet.
We still have time.
351
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,978
- Cool.
- Yeah, yeah. Cool!
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