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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hold on a second.
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Nice. Nice.
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I got you something.
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- What's this?
- Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
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I don't know what Big Leon told you,
but it's a thousand...
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...if you want me for the whole night.
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- What is this for?
- Well, I'm making money now.
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And this is paying you back
for headshots, electric bills...
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...and so many slices of pizza
I can't even count.
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- I love you, man.
- Well, thanks, man.
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Now I can get my pony.
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Hey. This is a little extra something
for always being there for me.
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Wow, I don't know what to say.
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- Eh? What do you say?
- I don't know.
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It's a bracelet.
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Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out.
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"To my best bud. "
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Thanks, best bud.
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- Put it on.
- Oh. Now?
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No, something this nice should be saved
for a special occasion.
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No, that's the beauty part.
It goes with everything.
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When you put this on,
you're good to go.
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Oh, man!
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You are so wearing that bracelet!
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I so am!
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Oh! Any idea what this will
do for your sex life?
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It'll probably slow it down at first...
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...but once I'm used to the extra weight,
I'll be back on track.
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- This all looks good.
- Great.
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If I want to call for a reference
on your last job?
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Oh, that's there on the bottom, see?
The manager, Chandler Bing?
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All right.
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Let's see if you're as good in person
as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
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A salad? I could do
something more complicated.
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No, just the salad will be fine.
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You got it.
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Now I want you to tell me
what you're doing while you're doing it.
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All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
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Uh-huh. Is it dirty?
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Oh, no, no. I'm gonna wash it.
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Don't. I like it dirty.
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That's your call.
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So, uh, what are you going to do next?
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I thought that I'd
cut up the tomatoes.
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Are they firm?
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- They're okay.
- You sure they haven't gone bad?
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You sure they're not very, very bad?
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Ahem. No, really, they're okay.
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You gonna slice them up real nice?
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I was going to do them julienne.
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I'm out of here!
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Hello?
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Rachel's not here right now.
Can I take a message?
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All right. And how do we spell Casey?
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Is it like "at the bat"
or "and The Sunshine Band"?
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Hey, who's this Casey?
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Some guy she met at the movies.
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What does he want with her?
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I'm guessing he wants to
do a little dance...
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...you know, make a little love...
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Well, pretty much get down tonight.
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I don't know. I don't...
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I don't get it! Two months ago,
Rachel and I were this close.
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Now I'm taking messages from guys
she meets at the movies?
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I mean, this Casey should be
taking down my messages, you know?
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Or Rachel and I should be together...
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...and we should get
some kind of message service.
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Hang in there.
It's gonna happen.
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Now how do you know that?
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Because she's your lobster.
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Oh, she's going somewhere.
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It's a known fact that lobsters
fall in love and mate for life.
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You know what? You can actually
see old lobster couples...
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...walking around their tank,
holding claws, like...
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Hey, you feeling better?
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Yeah, I think that fifth shower
actually got the interview off me.
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So do you have any other possibilities?
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Yeah. There is the possibility
that I won't make rent.
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Monica, if you want,
I can lend you money.
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No, no. If I couldn't pay you
back right away...
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...then I'd feel guilty and tense
every time I saw you.
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Oh. Then why don't you borrow it
from Mom and Dad?
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You feel guilty and tense
around them already.
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Might as well
make some money off of them.
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- The man's got a point.
- Ohh.
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What is that sparkly thing?
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That thing? It's a, uh...
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Yeah, it's a little flashy.
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No, no.
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No, no. It's not flashy.
Not for a goodfella.
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Man, that is sharp! That must
have cost you quite a few doubloons.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hi, darling.
So what's this?
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Some of your old stuff.
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Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you.
We're turning your room into a gym.
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Wow, that is a surprise!
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Just one little question.
Why not Ross' room?
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Gosh, we talked about that...
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...but your brother had so many science
trophies, plaques, merit badges...
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Well, we didn't want to disturb them.
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God forbid!
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- Ohh.
- Hi.
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Hi, Rachel. Aww.
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We were so sorry to hear
about your parents splitting up.
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Well, they're just separated.
You never know! We'll see.
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I can't say any of us were surprised.
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Your parents have been unhappy
ever since we've known them.
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- Oh.
- Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
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What? What incident?
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Um, no, no.
I must be thinking of someone else.
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Maybe me! Ha!
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Don't you have some folding to do?
Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold.
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Want a refill?
- No. I'm all right, thanks.
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You gotta give me a second.
I want to get this just right.
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Ahem.
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Dude, 11:00,
totally hot babe checking you out.
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That was really good.
I think I'm ready for my penis now.
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I know what you're thinking.
Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
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- I'm Gail.
- Chandler.
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I... I really have to be somewhere,
but it was nice meeting you.
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What?
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This is excellent!
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He could've gotten me a VCR
or a set of golf clubs.
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But no! He has to get me
the "woman repeller"!
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The eyesore from
the Liberace House of Crap!
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- It's not that bad.
- Easy for you to say.
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You're not sporting a reject
from the Mr. T collection!
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Chandler. Chandler.
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"I pity the fool that puts on
my jewelry! I do! I do!
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I pity that fool... " Ay.
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Hey, man!
We were just doing some impressions.
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Do your Marcel Marceau.
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That's actually good.
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Would you look at that guy?
How long has he been talking to her?
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It's like, back off, buddy!
She's a waitress, not a geisha.
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I think she's okay.
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Look at that! See how she's
pushing him away and he won't budge?
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I'm gonna do something.
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We'll get a condo right on the mountain.
Ski in, ski out, it's great.
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Excuse me? Are you Rachel?
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What?
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Ross Geller.
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God, in your ad you said
you were pretty, but wow!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my God, is this the wrong day?
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I don't believe it!
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If it works out, we'll have something
to tell the grandkids!
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You sure will.
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I've gotta go.
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- Take care.
Okay.
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- See you later.
Ohh.
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You're welcome.
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- What?
- I was saving you.
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Saving me from the pleasant conversation
with the interesting man?
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- From where I was...
- Okay, Ross, listen to me.
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I am not yours to save.
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- But you are.
- What?
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Uh, well, um... You're my lobster.
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Okay. Are you being
the blind-date guy again?
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No, you're my lobster.
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See, um... Lobsters...
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Uh, in the tank, when they're old...
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...they get with the...
They walk around holding the claws.
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In the tank!
You know, with...
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...with the holding and...
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Pheebs, you wanna help me
with the lobster thing?
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Do the claws again.
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Rach, forget the lobsters, okay?
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Let's talk... What about us?
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Ross, there is no "us," okay?
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- No, but...
- No! Listen to me!
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I fell for you and I get clobbered.
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You then fall for me
and I again get clobbered.
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I'm tired of being clobbered,
you know?
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It's just not worth it.
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Well, but...
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No "but," Ross.
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We are never gonna happen, okay?
Accept that.
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Except... Except that what?
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No. No.
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Accept that.
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Oh.
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Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud!
How you doing?
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Wow. You're getting good at that
Marcel Marceau thing.
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What do you say we play some ball?
You and me, huh? What do you say?
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Okay, that's my bad.
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If you hated the bracelet,
you should have just said so.
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Doesn't the fact that I wore it...
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...say how much
our friendship means to me?
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What about the fact that you insulted
the bracelet and you made fun of me?
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Well, that's the part
where I'm a wank.
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I was hoping you
wouldn't focus on that.
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Come on, man!
I said I was sorry a hundred times.
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I promise, I will never
take it off my...
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...wrist.
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But if you want to stay in there
and be mad...
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...you just, you stay in there.
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You know what the...
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I am here, on my knees...
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...holding up these couch cushions...
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...as a symbol
of my sorrow and regret.
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Much like they did
in biblical times.
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Though you may haveth anger now...
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You know, that Steffi Graf
has quite a tush.
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I'm just saying! It's right there!
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- Hey, guys.
Hi, darling.
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Where's my grandson?
You didn't bring him?
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No. He's at Carol and Susan's today.
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A woman in my office is a lesbian.
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I'm just saying!
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Jack, look! There's that house
paint commercial that cracks you up!
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- Where have you been?
- Emotional hell.
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So did they lend you the money?
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No, I haven't asked them yet.
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Come on, Monica, do it.
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Hey, you guys.
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Monica has some news.
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So listen, I'm sorry I didn't
tell you this before, but...
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...I'm no longer at my job.
I had to leave it.
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- Why?
- Because they made me.
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You were fired?
What are you gonna do?
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Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica
we're talking about.
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We taught her well.
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- Ten percent of your paycheck goes where?
In the bank.
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So she dips into her savings.
That's what it's there for.
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She's gonna be fine.
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If you need a little extra...
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...you know where to find it.
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Anything larger back there?
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I can't believe it!
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Would you stop already?
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Get out of the bitter barn
and play in the hay.
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Oh, you're right.
I should play in the hay.
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For about the fact I just dropped $400
to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with.
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Bring on the hay!
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Hey!
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I've got something
that'll make you happy.
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Guess what Gunther found?
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Ohh!
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Hey, now you have two!
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Oh, now you have two.
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What am I gonna do?
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Hey.
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How come you have two?
247
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,256
This one's for you.
248
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,052
- Get out!
- No, I can't.
249
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,681
I know how much this means to you...
250
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,184
...and I also know this is
about more than jewelry.
251
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:39,938
It's about you and me
and the fact that we're "best buds. "
252
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,984
Wow. Is this friendship? I think so!
253
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,113
Check it out!
We're bracelet buddies!
254
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,783
That's what they'll call us!
255
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,996
Okay, here you go.
Pay me back whenever you like.
256
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,332
You have dinosaur checks?
257
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,920
Yeah. You get your money
and you learn something.
258
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,380
What's wrong with that?
259
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,798
Nothing.
260
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,717
Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus!
261
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,223
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Thank you, I'm very grateful.
262
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,891
Hey, Mon, what is this?
263
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,185
Oh, um...
264
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:23,356
That's my bathing suit from high school.
I was a little bigger then.
265
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:28,069
Oh, I thought that's what they used
to cover Connecticut when it rains.
266
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,447
Hey, what's on this videotape?
267
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,324
You got me. Let's put it in.
268
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,998
- Hi.
- Hey.
269
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,628
Over here, Jack. Okay.
270
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,964
Rachel's coming up the path.
271
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,341
Doesn't she look pretty? Jack?
272
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,718
Can you get this?
273
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,222
Oh, my God!
274
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,433
What is with your nose?
275
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,897
They had to reduce it
because of my deviated septum.
276
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:09,152
Okay, I was wrong. That's
what they use to cover Connecticut.
277
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,156
- This is us getting ready for the prom.
- Ah!
278
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,117
- We don't have to watch.
- Yeah, we do.
279
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,744
Come on!
It's fun!
280
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,370
Get a shot of Monica.
281
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,081
- Where's Monica?
Over here, Dad!
282
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,209
Wait. How do you zoom out?
283
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,963
There she is!
284
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,177
Some girl ate Monica!
285
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:39,390
Shut up!
The camera adds ten pounds.
286
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,226
So how many cameras
are actually on you?
287
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,356
Oh, you look so great!
288
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,318
So do you! You look beautiful!
289
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,445
Oops.
What?
290
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,280
I think I got mayonnaise on you.
291
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,033
Oh, it's just the shoulder,
not my dress.
292
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,162
Everybody smile!
293
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,414
Oh, Dad, turn it off!
294
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,959
It is off.
- It is not! What's with the red light?
295
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,463
It's the off light. Right, Ross?
296
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,598
Looking good, Mr. Kotter.
297
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,563
- You look pretty tonight.
- Oh, thanks.
298
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,861
- What are you doing this summer?
- I'm gonna hang out...
299
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,114
...work on my music.
300
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,995
Is my hook unhooked?
These things keep falling down.
301
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,755
Let me see. I don't know.
What are you gonna do...
302
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,716
Oh! The guys are here!
303
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,135
- This summer?
304
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,427
Work on your music?
305
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,269
Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik!
306
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,690
You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times.
307
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,191
His name was in the paper.
308
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,988
Where's Chip?
Why isn't he here yet?
309
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,907
He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill.
310
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,827
There.
311
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,960
I just told Rachel
that Roy touched my boob.
312
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:37,425
I can't go to the prom without a date.
I can't! It's too late!
313
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,595
If you're not going,
then I don't want to go either.
314
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,347
Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass!
315
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,185
I have a wonderful idea.
316
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:50,146
You should take Rachel to the prom.
317
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:55,318
- Doubtful.
- Jack, give me that. Talk to your son.
318
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,113
All right, go on. This thing's heavy.
319
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,909
Your mother's right. Take her.
You can wear my tux.
320
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,577
She won't wanna go with me.
321
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,705
Of course she would!
You're a college man!
322
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,208
- I don't know.
- Well, come on.
323
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,251
Don't you wanna find out?
324
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,963
I can't believe I can't go to the prom!
325
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,715
This is so harsh!
326
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,348
- Hold my board.
- Attaboy! Attaboy!
327
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,433
I think we've seen enough.
328
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,477
- Let's turn it off.
- No, no, no!
329
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,646
Well, I'm not gonna watch.
330
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,357
Come on, kid. Let's go!
331
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,238
My! Are you handsome!
Let's show them!
332
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,156
Just a sec, Dad.
333
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,618
Okay, be cool. Just be cool.
334
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,420
Okay, Dad.
335
00:20:56,588 --> 00:21:00,424
Rachel, ready or not,
here comes your knight in shining...
336
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,884
Oh, no.
337
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,053
Bye! Don't wait up!
338
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,013
Chip!
339
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,558
Oh, dear!
340
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,435
Jack. How do I turn this off?
341
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:12,979
Press the button.
342
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,106
Which one? Which button? Jack!
343
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,899
The button! The button!
344
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,114
I can't believe you did that.
345
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,119
Yeah, well...
346
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,733
See? He's her lobster!
347
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,826
Dance with him!
348
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,494
Mom, I'm hungry!
349
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,705
Dance with your father.
350
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:17,209
I don't know any of your flashdances,
but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
351
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,170
All right.
352
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,511
Oh, Jack!
Oh, Judy!
353
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,100
Oh, Judy!
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