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Okay, here's his diaper bag...
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...and his, uh, Mr. Winky. Ha, ha.
Ha, ha.
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And, uh...
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Oh.
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Him. Hi!
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- How did everything go?
Great.
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There was a projectile, uh...
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...throwing up incident,
but he started it.
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- Ha, ha. We've gotta go.
- Okay.
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Oh, right. Um...
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I've got some news. It's about us.
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- Oh, you and me?
- Uh, no. Susan and me.
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The other "us. "
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Okay.
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We're getting married.
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As in, "I now pronounce you
wife and wife" married?
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We'd like you to come.
We understand if you don't want to.
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Why wouldn't I want to come?
I had fun at the first wedding.
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I just thought that...
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Why shouldn't I be happy for you?
What would it say about me...
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...if I couldn't, uh, revel in your joy?
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And I'm reveling, baby. Believe me.
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Is your finger caught in that chair?
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Mm-hm.
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- Want us to go?
- Uh-huh.
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You're clearly
bothered by something. Tell me what it is.
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This is cool.
You're actually on television.
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I know.
It really hit me last night.
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I'm on Days of our Lives.
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Then I started thinking about us,
and how these are the days of our lives.
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- Yes!
- What?
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Carol and Susan's caterer
had a bike accident...
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...and she's in a full-body cast.
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Yes!
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They asked me, which is cool
since I've never catered...
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...and I need the money.
Is this a problem?
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- Would it matter?
- You're so great!
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Thank you!
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- You're really not going?
- I'm really not.
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They already live together.
Why do they need to get married?
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They love each other.
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They wanna celebrate that love
with the people close to them.
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If you wanna call that a reason.
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Who's the bitterest man
In the living room?
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The bitterest man
In the living room?
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Hi, neighbor.
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- I thought you were over this.
- That has nothing to do with it.
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If she were marrying a guy,
you wouldn't expect me to go.
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If she were marrying a guy,
she'd be the worst lesbian ever.
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Did I miss it?
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No, I'm on right after this guy
shoots himself.
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Whoa, she's pretty.
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And she's really nice.
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She taught me about
how to work with the cameras...
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...and smell-the-fart acting.
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I'm sorry, what?
Excuse me?
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You got so many lines
to learn so fast that sometimes...
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...you need a minute
to remember your next one.
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So while you're thinking...
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...you take this big pause
where you look all intense.
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Like this:
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Oh.
Okay.
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Here's my scene! Here's my scene!
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- Mrs. Wallace?
- Yes.
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I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray,
your sister's neurosurgeon.
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Is she going to be all right?
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I'm afraid the situation
is much more dire than we'd expected.
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Your sister's suffering from a...
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...subcranial hematoma.
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Perhaps we can
discuss this further over coffee.
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Nice!
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For a minute, I thought you were
actually smelling something.
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Do it again!
All right!
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That was so good!
Do it again.
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"Damn it, Braverman!
It's right there on the chart!"
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I gotta get to work.
I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
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No, that's me.
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Oh, right.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Oh, thanks. Couldn't, uh...
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Is everything okay?
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Um, no. Uh-uh. Um...
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One of my clients died
on the massage table today.
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Oh, my God.
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That's a little more relaxed
than you want them to get.
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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Um, she was, you know,
82 years old...
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...and her name was, um,
Mrs. Adelman.
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Oh, honey.
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It's just so strange. You know...
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...she probably woke up
this morning and thought...
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...I'll have some breakfast,
take a walk, then have my massage.
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Little did she know God thought,
"Okay, but that's it. "
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Oh, but the weirdest thing was...
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...I was cleansing her aura
when it happened.
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And when her spirit
left her body...
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...I don't think it went very far.
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What do you mean?
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I think it went into me.
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This is so hard.
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I can't decide
between lamb or duck.
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Well, lambs are scarier.
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Or the movie would've been called
Silence of the Ducks.
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Okay, who ordered what?
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I had the half-drunk cappuccino
with the lipstick on the rim.
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And this with the cigarette
butt in it, is that decaf?
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Oh, God.
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You're so uptight
about your mom coming.
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I know. I just don't want
her to think that because...
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...I didn't marry Barry
my life is crap.
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Talk about crap,
just listen to Stella Neidman...
112
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...tell her story about Rod Steiger
for the hundredth time.
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Uh, Pheebs? How long do you think
this lady will be with us?
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I don't know. She obviously
has some unfinished business.
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Sit up!
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There she is!
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- Mom!
Hey, sweetie!
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So this is where you work!
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Oh, it's wonderful!
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Is it a living room?
Is it a restaurant? Who can tell?
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I guess that's the fun.
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Pretty much.
Here, meet my friends.
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Monica! You look gorgeous!
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Oh, my! The last time I saw you,
it was eat or be eaten.
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Uh, this is Joey.
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This is Phoebe.
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This is Chandler.
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You remember Ross?
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- Oh, hello, Ross.
- Hi, Mrs. Green.
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What do you think of my
daughter, in the apron...
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...with the big job!
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Oh, Mom!
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If you didn't pour the coffee,
no one would have anything to drink.
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Believe me, sometimes that happens.
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This is just so exciting!
You know, I never worked.
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I went from my father's house
to the sorority house...
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...to my husband's house.
I am just so proud of you!
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Really?
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I know who you remind me of.
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Evelyn Durmer.
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That's before the lousy face-lift.
Now she looks like Soupy Sales.
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Pheebs? Ha, ha. Who's Evelyn Durmer?
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I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?
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Oh, my God!
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There's an unattractive
nude man playing the cello.
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Just be glad he's not playing
a smaller instrument.
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You have some life here, sweetie!
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Mom, I realize you were upset
when I didn't marry Barry...
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...and get the house in the suburbs
with all the security.
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This is just
so much better for me.
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I know.
You didn't love Barry, honey.
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And I've never seen you this happy.
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I look at you and I think,
"This is what I want. "
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For me.
155
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Well, not just for you.
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What do you mean?
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I'm, uh, considering leaving your father.
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All right, tell me
if this is too cute.
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Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
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Oh, God. I think I'm gonna be sick.
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What? It's not like I'm putting
little nipples on them.
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- You had no idea?
- None.
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They didn't fight?
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No, they didn't even
talk to each other.
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How was I suppose to know
they were having problems?
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You know, in my day,
divorce was not an option.
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Hey, look who's up!
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I just can't believe this is happening.
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When I was little,
all parents got divorced.
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I figured as an adult,
I wouldn't have to worry about it.
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Can't you look at this as flattering?
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She just wants to be like you.
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Well, couldn't she have just
copied my haircut?
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When my parents divorced,
they sent me to a shrink...
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...and she told me
that kids blame themselves.
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But in your case,
it's actually kind of true.
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Oh, that's him.
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Damn. My mail-order
grandfather hasn't come yet.
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- Phoebe?
- Hi, Mr. Adelman.
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- Nice to see you.
- Thanks for coming.
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That's okay. Although you did
cut into my busy day of sitting.
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Um, do you wanna sit?
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No, I spent most of my morning
trying to stand up.
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What can I do for you, my dear?
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Okay, I don't know how
to say this, but, um...
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...I think when your wife's spirit
left her body...
187
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...it, um, kind of stuck around...
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...in me.
189
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You're saying my wife is in you?
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Yeah. You don't have to
believe me, but...
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...um, can you think of
any unfinished business she had?
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Any reason to hang around?
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I don't know what to say.
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All I can think of is that...
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...she used to say that before she died,
she wanted to see everything.
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- Everything?
- Everything.
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Whoa. That's a lot of stuff.
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Oh, wait, I...
199
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I remember she also said she wanted
to sleep with me one last time.
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I'm sorry.
There's laughing in my head.
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Worth a shot, huh?
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Ha, ha. Look at this.
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These are all Halloween,
three years ago.
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Oh, and look, here's Barry.
205
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He came straight from the office?
206
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Oh, no. That was his costume.
207
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See, he's actually an orthodontist,
but he came as a regular dentist.
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Um, you guys?
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Remember when I said
that I don't need your help?
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Actually, I think you said:
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"Don't touch that
and get out of my kitchen. "
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Really? Weird. Anyway...
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I planned really well.
I planned and planned.
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I just didn't plan enough time to do it.
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- You want some help?
- If you want.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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What a day.
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I took her everywhere.
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The Museum of Modern Art,
Rockefeller Center...
220
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...the Statue of Liberty.
221
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She's still with you?
222
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Yes. I guess she hasn't
seen everything yet.
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Be right back. She has to go
to the bathroom again.
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Such a pretty face!
225
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Oh, this is so much fun.
Just the girls.
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Do you know what we should do?
Does anybody have any marijuana?
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God!
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Look, no one's smoking pot
around all this food.
229
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Well, that's fine.
230
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I never did it. I just thought I might.
231
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What's new in sex?
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The only man I've been with
is your father.
233
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I'm dicing. I'm dicing.
I don't hear anything.
234
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This is no offense to your dad,
but I was thinking...
235
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...there might be more.
236
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:25,238
You know what? I cannot
have this conversation with you.
237
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All right.
238
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You come here and drop this bomb on me
before you even tell Daddy.
239
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Do you want my blessing?
Want me to talk you out of it?
240
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,124
Then what do you want?
241
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I guess I figured
you would understand.
242
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,337
Why on earth
would I understand this?
243
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You didn't marry your Barry, honey.
244
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But I married mine.
245
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,680
Oh.
246
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:57,770
We're in trouble. We've only got
12 hours and 36 minutes left.
247
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Move, move, move!
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00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,109
I feel like you should
have German subtitles.
249
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,738
Joey, speed it up!
250
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,867
I'm sorry! It's the pigs!
They're reluctant to get in the blanket!
251
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:15,455
How did this happen?
I thought you had this planned out.
252
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,749
Do you want me to cry?
253
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,793
Is that what you want?
254
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,879
Do you wanna see me cry?
255
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,505
Sir, no, sir!
256
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,260
All right, you!
257
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:33,222
No. Look, I told you,
I am not a part of this thing.
258
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:37,810
Look, Ross. I know you have issues with
Carol and Susan, and I feel for you.
259
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,105
But if you don't help,
I'm gonna take those hot dogs...
260
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,233
...and create an appetizer
called "Pigs In Ross. "
261
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,819
All right, ball a melon!
262
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,156
How come I'm stuck dicing
when he gets to ball a melon?
263
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,206
- How's it going?
- Great! Right on schedule.
264
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,666
Got my happy helpers.
265
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,878
That's fine. Whatever.
266
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:05,880
What's wrong?
267
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,090
Nothing.
268
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,387
Okay, everything.
I think we're calling off the wedding.
269
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,723
You're still gonna pay me, right?
270
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,228
Or something a little less selfish.
271
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,397
What's the matter? What happened?
272
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,525
My parents called to say
they weren't coming.
273
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,529
I knew they were
having trouble with this, but...
274
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:33,241
...they're my parents.
They're supposed to give me away.
275
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:38,079
Susan and I fought because
I said maybe we should call it off.
276
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,290
She said, "This isn't for them.
It's for us. "
277
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,919
And if I couldn't see that,
we should cancel the wedding.
278
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,088
I don't know what to do.
279
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,969
I, uh, can't believe I'm gonna say this,
but I think Susan's right.
280
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:54,804
You do?
281
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:59,809
Do you love her? And don't be
too emphatic about this.
282
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,062
Of course I do.
283
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,897
Well then, that's it.
284
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:09,235
If George and Adelaide can't
accept that, then the hell with them.
285
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,573
If my parents didn't want me
to marry you...
286
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,742
...no way that would've stopped me.
287
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,995
Look, this is your wedding.
288
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,080
Do it.
289
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,419
You're right. Of course you're right.
290
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,004
So we're back on?
291
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,756
We're back on.
292
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,884
You heard the woman!
Peel! Chop! Devil!
293
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,263
Can't believe I lost two minutes.
294
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,609
It just seems so futile.
295
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,529
You know?
All these women, and nothing!
296
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,452
I feel like Superman
without my powers, you know?
297
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:03,956
I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
298
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,587
Well, now you understand
how I feel every single day.
299
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,050
The world is my lesbian wedding.
300
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,562
Butterscotch?
301
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,190
No one?
302
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,110
All right, you'll be sorry later.
303
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,453
Aw.
304
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,604
- Thank you.
- Anytime.
305
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,276
Ross.
306
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,116
Nothing makes God happier...
307
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:24,078
...than when two people, any two people,
come together in love.
308
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,748
Friends, family,
we're gathered here today...
309
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,543
...to join Carol and Susan
in holy matrimony.
310
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,128
Oh, my God.
311
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,672
Now I've seen everything!
312
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,510
Whoa, she's gone.
313
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,929
She's gone.
314
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,682
Go ahead, get married. Go, go!
315
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,939
Strangers in the night
Exchanging glances
316
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,941
Wondering in the night
317
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,484
Would you look at them?
318
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,112
Yeah. Can't help but.
319
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,579
How's that pig-in-the-blanket
working out for you?
320
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,707
I wrapped those bad boys.
321
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,669
- I miss Rose.
- Oh, yeah?
322
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,716
I know it's kind of weird,
but she was a big part of my life...
323
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,676
I don't know, I feel alone.
324
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:26,307
You know, I, uh, couldn't help
overhearing what you just said.
325
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:31,604
I think it's time you forget about Rose,
move on with your life.
326
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,522
How about we get you a drink?
327
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,483
Okay. So nice!
328
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,619
I shouldn't even bother
coming up with a line, right?
329
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,249
Hey, Mom, having fun?
330
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:56,212
Am I! I just danced
with a wonderfully large woman.
331
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,549
And three other girls
made eyes at me over at the buffet.
332
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,344
I'm not saying
it's something I wanna pursue...
333
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,805
...but it's nice to know I have options.
334
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,810
Ahem, there's more alcohol, right?
335
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,066
How you doing?
336
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,151
Okay.
337
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,905
You did a good thing today.
338
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:28,869
You wanna dance?
339
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,247
No, that's fine.
340
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,207
Come on.
341
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,626
I'll let you lead.
342
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:40,798
Okay.
343
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,896
Look, penis, schmenis!
344
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,940
Okay? We're all people.
345
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,996
Which one of us is gonna be
the first one to get married?
346
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,123
Mon, I was married.
347
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,209
- Yeah, me too, technically.
- I had a wedding.
348
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,837
Just trying to start a discussion.
349
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:24,258
Which one do you think
will be the last to get married?
350
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,139
Isn't Ben in this?
351
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,224
- Of course!
- Absolutely.
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