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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,321 --> 00:00:02,699 I said quiet! Get on all fours. 2 00:00:03,111 --> 00:00:05,250 Why else would she turn up'? 3 00:00:05,281 --> 00:00:07,864 Mate, I wouldn't touch Ngaire with a barge pole. 4 00:00:07,971 --> 00:00:10,921 What the hell is wrong with you'? At the pub, all day, getting pissed. 5 00:00:10,946 --> 00:00:14,180 I'm running my book. That is your job between jobs. 6 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:15,520 Ah! (GRUNTS) 7 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,624 Perhaps you pay me now. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,738 What do you say - double or nothing? (CHUCKLES) 9 00:00:23,807 --> 00:00:27,285 Everyday we sit here placing bets with Iris, and everyday we lose. 10 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:30,591 We don't have a lot of other options right now. Except safe-cracking. 11 00:00:34,886 --> 00:00:36,707 (CLICKING) 12 00:00:37,774 --> 00:00:38,772 Get a move on, Falani. 13 00:00:38,797 --> 00:00:40,680 I cannot move any faster, Mr Ted. 14 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,829 The money, Falani, this is all on you. 15 00:00:42,872 --> 00:00:45,069 We need that fucking money! 16 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,912 The cops are coming. You need to move now. 17 00:00:47,939 --> 00:00:50,615 I'm not going down with you, boy. That's for damn sure. 18 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,734 You're blowing it Falani. 19 00:00:52,759 --> 00:00:54,693 Falani! (LIGHTS CLICK) 20 00:00:56,067 --> 00:00:57,929 Mr Ted. Save it, Falani. 21 00:00:59,813 --> 00:01:02,444 You failed the training exercise in a big fat way. 22 00:01:02,654 --> 00:01:06,054 I was close. There wasn't anything big and fat about it. 23 00:01:06,115 --> 00:01:07,373 It was small and skinny. 24 00:01:07,459 --> 00:01:11,097 Falani, this is a safe that you have to drill to crack. 25 00:01:11,256 --> 00:01:12,672 Then what was the point of the exercise!? 26 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:16,644 The point of the exercise, was to show you that this idiotic idea 27 00:01:16,714 --> 00:01:20,480 of you becoming Indiana bloody Safe-Cracker belongs in the toilet. 28 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:24,887 I believe you have gone to your dark place again Mr Ted. 29 00:01:27,706 --> 00:01:29,512 Hello, Iris. 30 00:01:29,676 --> 00:01:30,963 Large friends of Iris. 31 00:01:31,122 --> 00:01:32,975 Hello, Teddy. 32 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:33,998 Large friend of Teddy. 33 00:01:34,209 --> 00:01:35,712 Cup of tea'? What'? 34 00:01:35,907 --> 00:01:37,826 Cup of tea? Oh, yeah, that'd be lovely. 35 00:01:37,884 --> 00:01:41,390 Or Ted could just give me the money he owes me. 36 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:43,367 Yeah, course, Iris. 37 00:01:53,996 --> 00:01:55,081 (SCOFFS) 38 00:01:55,259 --> 00:01:56,781 It feels a bit light, Teddy. 39 00:01:56,806 --> 00:02:01,954 What do you say - you could take that now or we chuck it on the Gold Cup at VVingatui? 40 00:02:02,037 --> 00:02:03,977 His Latest to win. 41 00:02:04,002 --> 00:02:06,051 Are you sure that is your best bet, Mr Ted'? 42 00:02:06,076 --> 00:02:08,987 You will be able to come up with the full amount, 43 00:02:09,069 --> 00:02:12,295 should you be unlucky, though, won't you'? 44 00:02:12,437 --> 00:02:14,221 'Course, Iris. 45 00:02:14,445 --> 00:02:17,090 Come on, you lot, get a wriggle on. 46 00:02:19,412 --> 00:02:21,357 This is for you. 47 00:02:24,901 --> 00:02:26,750 What did you do? Nothing! 48 00:02:26,924 --> 00:02:30,896 Then why do they want an urgent meeting with me and your father? Cos they're Nazis. Obviously. 49 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,885 I doubt your grandfather who fought actual Nazis would agree with you. 50 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:37,322 Chelsea made a bomb in science and now the teacher has no eyebrows. 51 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:38,755 Shut up, rat. 52 00:02:38,839 --> 00:02:40,919 That was an accident and they know it. 53 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,642 It's not about that. Something worse than a bomb? 54 00:02:43,755 --> 00:02:44,946 (KNOCKING) 55 00:02:45,105 --> 00:02:46,453 Lefly? 56 00:02:46,524 --> 00:02:49,045 Lefty'?! Lefty! 57 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,742 Ngaire. To what do I owe this pleasant- 58 00:02:55,901 --> 00:02:57,320 You have to come with me now. Now? 59 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:00,963 To Shadbolt High to have a conversation with the headmaster about Chelsea. 60 00:03:01,046 --> 00:03:02,039 Does it have to be now'? 61 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,540 Lefty, we have to show a united from with these bloody teachers. 62 00:03:05,578 --> 00:03:07,139 It won't take long. 63 00:03:07,183 --> 00:03:08,160 Hi, Ngaire. 64 00:03:08,199 --> 00:03:09,175 Theresa. 65 00:03:09,354 --> 00:03:12,005 Teachers are such a drag. I hated school. 66 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,650 (MUSIC PLAYS FROM HEADPHONES) 67 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:17,555 Our daughter, Lefty. Yes, yes, fine. 68 00:03:17,624 --> 00:03:21,236 Can I at least put some clothes on? Please do. 69 00:03:23,296 --> 00:03:26,069 It's Dire Straits, ladies and germs! 70 00:03:26,212 --> 00:03:31,934 And I have, in my possession, not one, but... four tickets. (CHUCKLES) 71 00:03:32,766 --> 00:03:37,443 Three are masterful counterfeits, one is the real deal. 72 00:03:38,941 --> 00:03:41,148 Which one is real'? That one. 73 00:03:42,429 --> 00:03:45,803 OK, yeah, but, you know, it was pretty tough. (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 74 00:03:45,828 --> 00:03:47,357 Falani! 75 00:03:47,516 --> 00:03:51,164 I've got tickets to Dire Straits at the Springs! 76 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:53,123 Guess which one is real! 77 00:03:53,177 --> 00:03:54,316 This one. 78 00:03:54,697 --> 00:03:57,159 You've got to admit, it was hard, though. 79 00:03:57,332 --> 00:04:01,208 Well, it doesn't matter anyway, it'll be so busy at Western Springs, no one will notice. 80 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:03,462 So me, two of my best mates, 81 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:10,142 get to go and see one of the greatest bands in musical history, live in concert! 82 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:10,888 Takers? 83 00:04:10,947 --> 00:04:14,415 Why are you saying these things? I would but... fuck no. 84 00:04:14,594 --> 00:04:19,026 You'd have to force me at gunpoint. Falani, it's your lucky day! 85 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:22,852 If you mean by lucky because I already have plans and I can't go to the Dire Straits concert, 86 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:25,480 then, yes. I have to work for my uncle that night. 87 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,738 You lot in for tea? ALL: Yes. 88 00:04:27,881 --> 00:04:31,096 Yes, and as a tribute to your fine culinary skills, 89 00:04:31,207 --> 00:04:36,062 I would like to offer you a ticket to Dire Straits at Western Springs Stadium this Saturday. 90 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:40,259 Well this is clearly fake and Dire Straits? Jesus. 91 00:04:40,341 --> 00:04:42,256 (MOANING, GASPING) 92 00:04:46,048 --> 00:04:47,986 (BOTH MOAN, SIGH) 93 00:04:49,712 --> 00:04:51,684 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 94 00:04:53,521 --> 00:04:55,858 I feel like a teenager again. 95 00:04:57,247 --> 00:05:00,853 It reminds me of when Phineas and I got together. 96 00:05:00,899 --> 00:05:04,683 We got quite resourceful to get away from Mammy. 97 00:05:04,861 --> 00:05:08,693 Sorry. That was a bit dumb of me. Yeah. I mean, no. 98 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:13,276 It's just, kinda weird being with you - you know, you being Phineas' wife and all. 99 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:16,589 Ben, remember - Phineas said it was OK. 100 00:05:18,103 --> 00:05:21,071 Just don't tell him or he'll kill you. 101 00:05:21,824 --> 00:05:24,253 So, is it OK or is he going to kill me'? 102 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:27,856 Because, yeah, I can't see how it can be both. 103 00:05:28,014 --> 00:05:30,736 Phineas has stopped making love to me, 104 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:35,712 and he said it was OK if I go outside the marriage to get what I need. 105 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,801 A baby. Exactly. 106 00:05:39,949 --> 00:05:42,322 Do we have time to do it again'? 107 00:05:43,372 --> 00:05:45,340 Yeah. (BOTH CHUCKLE) 108 00:05:47,857 --> 00:05:49,948 Danny You know I would if I could, Phineas. 109 00:05:49,973 --> 00:05:52,152 But you can. You own the place. 110 00:05:52,207 --> 00:05:55,156 Technically, you are right, right'? But you have an unpaid bill. 111 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:58,452 And you wouldn't expect unlimited credit at any other business establishment now would you? 112 00:05:58,568 --> 00:06:02,186 Yeah, but I don't have any money. Look, my heart is bleeding, Phineas, it really is. 113 00:06:02,216 --> 00:06:05,271 But if I listened to and gave a shit about every sob story guys make up to get theirjollies, 114 00:06:05,355 --> 00:06:07,012 then I'd be running a bloody charity, wouldn't I? 115 00:06:07,186 --> 00:06:11,315 Mate, I- I'm not running a bloody charity, Phineas. 116 00:06:12,374 --> 00:06:14,322 (GROWLS) 117 00:06:18,832 --> 00:06:20,833 Mr and Mrs Munroe. 118 00:06:20,915 --> 00:06:21,784 Thank you for coming in. 119 00:06:21,942 --> 00:06:23,873 BOTH: Hi. 120 00:06:26,118 --> 00:06:27,304 Right- 121 00:06:27,385 --> 00:06:29,546 Is this about the bomb'? The what'? 122 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:32,307 No, no. That was, all parties agree, an accident. 123 00:06:32,396 --> 00:06:34,614 Then why are we here? Sorry, there was a bomb and no one told me?! 124 00:06:34,641 --> 00:06:35,628 I'll fill you in later. 125 00:06:35,713 --> 00:06:40,408 To cut to the chase, the stafl' here and I are wondering whether it isn't time 126 00:06:40,494 --> 00:06:45,503 that Shadbolt High and Chelsea parted ways. 127 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:48,181 Give us one good reason. 128 00:06:48,391 --> 00:06:52,428 Well she's disruptive in class, disobedient, argumentative, 129 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:57,421 refuses to accept authority, and I can't help but think that she'd be happier elsewhere. 130 00:06:57,446 --> 00:07:00,302 Elsewhere where? Auckland Metropolitan College, maybe. 131 00:07:00,327 --> 00:07:02,196 That's a school for idiots and layabouts. 132 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:04,285 Are you calling our daughter an idiot and a layabout'? 133 00:07:04,346 --> 00:07:06,178 No, I would never use those words. 134 00:07:06,203 --> 00:07:10,699 You listen to me, mate. There is nothing wrong with our daughter. 135 00:07:10,724 --> 00:07:13,578 If there's something wrong it's with this shit school. 136 00:07:13,603 --> 00:07:16,078 Yes, and if our daughter is better off somewhere else 137 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:17,764 then it is nothing to do with Chelsea 138 00:07:17,849 --> 00:07:20,190 and everything to do with you and your useless staff. 139 00:07:20,338 --> 00:07:21,819 Yeah. Fuck you. 140 00:07:21,866 --> 00:07:23,759 Yeah, fuck you, mate. 141 00:07:24,756 --> 00:07:27,080 You know it's your fault, don't you'? What's my fault'? 142 00:07:27,192 --> 00:07:29,645 She's as messed up as a frog in a sock. And it's all down to you. 143 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:32,347 Me?! Well, you're not exactly a fatherly role model, are you? 144 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:34,067 Shacked up with your hooker girlfriend. 145 00:07:34,092 --> 00:07:36,251 Hang on! You're the one who jumped the bloody country with a cop! 146 00:07:36,276 --> 00:07:39,962 Only because you wrecked our marriage by sleeping with every slut you could get your hands on. 147 00:07:40,121 --> 00:07:43,059 But I always came back, didn't I, to bloody you. 148 00:07:43,121 --> 00:07:49,196 You were always the bloody one, but you were the one who walked away first and don't you forget it. 149 00:07:49,354 --> 00:07:51,618 What? 150 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:52,923 Fuck you, Lefty. 151 00:07:53,082 --> 00:07:54,936 Fuck you. 152 00:07:54,983 --> 00:07:56,917 (FUNKY ROCK MUSIC) 153 00:08:06,066 --> 00:08:08,045 (MUSIC STOPS) 154 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,436 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 155 00:08:09,529 --> 00:08:12,012 (FUNKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) 156 00:08:14,236 --> 00:08:16,192 (GRUNTS) 157 00:08:17,131 --> 00:08:19,157 (SQUEALS) 158 00:08:21,681 --> 00:08:23,333 (GASPS, GRUNTS) 159 00:08:23,391 --> 00:08:25,325 (GRUNTS RHYTHMICALLY) 160 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,006 (CLANGING) 161 00:08:28,461 --> 00:08:29,982 (CLATTERING) 162 00:08:30,007 --> 00:08:32,011 (BOTH GASP, GRUNT) 163 00:08:32,376 --> 00:08:33,780 (BOTH MOAN) 164 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,790 (BOTH PANT) 165 00:08:38,638 --> 00:08:40,174 (BOTH PANT) 166 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:44,819 PANTS: OK, wherever the hell that came from, I liked it. 167 00:08:46,454 --> 00:08:48,964 Dear, God, what is wrong with me? 168 00:08:59,501 --> 00:09:01,388 (ALL CLAMOUR, WHISPER) 169 00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:05,540 (ROCK MUSIC) 170 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,805 Bilkey. Ted. The others here yet'? 171 00:09:09,889 --> 00:09:15,635 Why would they? The meeting? I called you last night___ about the job_ 172 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:18,716 You did sound as though you'd had a few. 173 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:21,461 Yeah, well, hard not to when you spend all day in a pub, isn't it'? 174 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,780 Is that not God's honest truth. 175 00:09:23,974 --> 00:09:25,585 Right. Well, you'll be wanting a refresher, then. 176 00:09:25,742 --> 00:09:28,157 Yeah, if you're buying. Yeah. 177 00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:33,287 Mob sounds good. 178 00:09:33,312 --> 00:09:37,511 Well, just not fucking it up would be a win this time. 179 00:09:38,001 --> 00:09:41,026 I think you need to pull your head in, Mr Ted. 180 00:09:41,051 --> 00:09:45,535 This could be an opportunity to pay back the money you owe that old bat. 181 00:09:45,588 --> 00:09:48,017 That's a good point, Falani. 182 00:09:48,411 --> 00:09:54,201 This is gang business now, therefore nothing to do with you, so get lost. 183 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:57,117 Fine. But I'm not the one who is lost. 184 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,732 Thanks for the ride. And, you know. 185 00:10:02,757 --> 00:10:05,988 Hey, Bert. Oh, hey, Phineas. Hi, honey. 186 00:10:06,828 --> 00:10:10,213 I was just seeing if you needed a ride to the meeting and when I pulled up... 187 00:10:10,284 --> 00:10:12,641 I was just coming back from the shops. Yeah. 188 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:13,892 All right. 189 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:16,255 (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 190 00:10:20,611 --> 00:10:21,198 Thanks. 191 00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:22,517 Not a problem, mate. 192 00:10:22,676 --> 00:10:24,606 Bye, Phineas! 193 00:10:26,941 --> 00:10:29,023 (FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES) 194 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:46,709 Do you ever think that maybe you made a big mistake? 195 00:10:46,734 --> 00:10:49,338 Like what'? 196 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:53,151 Like I told Carol she could have sex with other people. 197 00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:56,273 And why did you say she could do that'? 198 00:10:58,187 --> 00:11:00,085 To give her a baby. 199 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,224 OK. Yeah. Right. 200 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,057 And has she got one'? 201 00:11:07,812 --> 00:11:09,851 A lover, not a baby. 202 00:11:12,936 --> 00:11:15,080 She's got a glow about her. 203 00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:20,888 (TENSE MUSIC) 204 00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:24,581 (ROCK MUSIC) 205 00:11:32,202 --> 00:11:33,519 Has anyone heard of Marco Neruda? Yeah. 206 00:11:33,713 --> 00:11:36,279 Really? He's that Argentinian soccer player. 207 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,718 No. He's a New Zealand artist. 208 00:11:38,743 --> 00:11:39,805 I'm pretty sure he's a soccer player. 209 00:11:39,863 --> 00:11:43,030 Well, this one is the rising star of the New Zealand art world. 210 00:11:43,055 --> 00:11:45,350 And we're gonna steal one of his paintings. 211 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:49,001 'The Wind on My Skin.' I've already got a buyer lined up. 212 00:11:49,115 --> 00:11:50,702 15 grand - easy money. 213 00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:54,445 LEFTY: Who are we selling it to'? Not your concern. It's all setup. 214 00:11:54,608 --> 00:11:58,781 Where are we flogging it from? A house. The alarrn will be by-passed, the owner will be away. 215 00:11:59,443 --> 00:12:01,953 In, out, easy as you like. When'? 216 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,663 Tomorrow night. Are we in or not'? 217 00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:07,905 Yeah, sounds like easy money. Yeah, it's good for me. 218 00:12:07,932 --> 00:12:09,941 Why the hell not'? 219 00:12:09,966 --> 00:12:11,570 Ted? 220 00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:13,238 Ted? What? 221 00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:14,978 Are you in? 222 00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:18,275 It's your job, Bilkey, just tell me when and I'll be there. 223 00:12:18,452 --> 00:12:20,939 Tomorrow night. Sweet as a nut. 224 00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:30,190 And then my Mum and Dad had to come into school to talk to Mr McButthead. 225 00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:32,391 That sucks. Yeah, it sucks! 226 00:12:32,569 --> 00:12:33,815 And I'm not allowed to hang out with you. 227 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:38,668 You know what you need? You need an excuse to see each other. Like a sexy concert. 228 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:42,147 Eric's got some spare tickets to a concert, if you wanted to go'? 229 00:12:42,309 --> 00:12:44,552 What concert? Dire Straits. 230 00:12:45,191 --> 00:12:47,061 Dire Straits? Yeah. 231 00:12:47,859 --> 00:12:52,902 And you want to see Dire Straits? If that's what you want to do. 232 00:12:54,113 --> 00:12:56,282 Well, that's that sorted! 233 00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:58,416 Just make sure you get the real ticket. 234 00:12:58,575 --> 00:12:59,736 Wait, what real tickets? 235 00:12:59,852 --> 00:13:02,366 Eric bought one ticket, and forged three. 236 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,644 How many tickets have you got'? WHISPERS: There's four. 237 00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:08,305 I have a friend- Sorry, nah, that ticket is out of bounds. 238 00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:11,626 Do you really think that I like Dire Straits? 239 00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:13,290 ALL: Yes. 240 00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:15,244 Well, I don't. Yuck. 241 00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:18,274 But I do know someone who loves them. 242 00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:22,332 Wendy. (WOLF AND CHERYL SCOFF) 243 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:26,702 Who's Wendy? The neighbour Eric's been spray and wiping the I V to for months. 244 00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:31,199 And when we nicked her stereo, along with her camera gear, 245 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:35,139 there was a bunch of Dire Straits cassettes with it. 246 00:13:35,192 --> 00:13:40,362 And now Dire Straits are playing Auckland so she'll be gagging for it. 247 00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:42,478 So I got a ticket. 248 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:49,530 And today, my fair Wendy is going to come home from work to find an official looking letter, 249 00:13:49,688 --> 00:13:57,104 with a ticket to Dire Straits in it, saying that she won it in a contest. 250 00:13:57,129 --> 00:14:00,226 Operation Romeo and Juliet has begun. 251 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,116 We arrive at Western Springs, linger at the gates until she arrives, 252 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,552 and then... blame! You punch her'?! 253 00:14:08,695 --> 00:14:10,542 With charm, Sparky. 254 00:14:10,572 --> 00:14:13,883 Eric, that sounds like a brilliant idea that can't possibly go wrong (!) 255 00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:16,092 I'm sensing doubt there. 256 00:14:16,643 --> 00:14:18,554 (DOOR BELL CHIMES) 257 00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:21,158 What are you doing here'? 258 00:14:21,765 --> 00:14:26,635 Something wrong with stopping by to see my beautiful wife'? 259 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,894 So, Bilkey has a new hoity-toity job for us. 260 00:14:35,318 --> 00:14:37,278 Yeah'? Ari heisting. 261 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:39,940 I'm an art thief now. Sexy. 262 00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:42,816 If you say so. (CHUCKLES) 263 00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,479 Ted, what are you doing'? 264 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:51,025 You know, I worked out that we haven't done it in ages. 265 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,111 Is that so'? That is so. 266 00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:55,837 And you want to change it right here and now, do you'? 267 00:14:55,899 --> 00:14:59,202 The thought had crossed my mind. Clearly. 268 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,542 Oh. 269 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:04,871 You gonna pay for that? (SCOFFS) Yeah, how? I don't have any money. 270 00:15:04,896 --> 00:15:07,138 What do you mean you don't have any money'? 271 00:15:07,163 --> 00:15:09,922 I'm relying on bloody Bilkey for jobs these days. 272 00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:11,980 I thought we were flush. 273 00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:16,947 No, I'm just messing around. We're fine. 274 00:15:18,644 --> 00:15:22,903 Look I will leave you to your important business, OK. 275 00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:27,962 (TENSE MUSIC) 276 00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:36,648 (DOOR CLOSES) 277 00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,151 Your friends in'? They are. 278 00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:47,704 Thank you for being such an amazing help. 279 00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:49,970 I like to think I'm more than that. 280 00:15:49,995 --> 00:15:51,299 On. (CHUCKLES) 281 00:15:51,442 --> 00:15:53,364 You are. 282 00:15:56,408 --> 00:15:58,312 (KNOCKING) 283 00:15:58,902 --> 00:16:00,780 Lefly? Are the kids home yet'? 284 00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:06,346 No. So, what was up with you forcibly having your way with me today? 285 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,133 Me'? There were two of us there, Lefty. 286 00:16:08,276 --> 00:16:12,016 Yeah, but you were the one who launched yourself at me first. 287 00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:16,842 I just did what any guy would do in that situation. 288 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,826 Fuck. 289 00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:21,082 You know, I don't really have time right now, Lefty. 290 00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:22,354 Yeah, you do. No, I don't. 291 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,282 The house is a sty and the dinner is on the stove- 292 00:16:24,423 --> 00:16:28,166 Well, I'm not going anywhere until I get an explanation. 293 00:16:28,191 --> 00:16:31,895 Fine. 294 00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:33,946 Mike and I, we... 295 00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:38,953 never fought about anything Yeah, I get it, he was Mr Perfect Piggy 296 00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:43,516 That's not what I mean. We never fought and I missed... 297 00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:46,110 something - 298 00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:49,285 that spark, passion. 299 00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:53,773 Me. 300 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,176 Don't fucking kid yourself. I still hate you, Lefty. 301 00:16:56,201 --> 00:16:59,354 You're a fucking idiot. But... 302 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,387 you push the right buttons. 303 00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:03,345 And the wrong buttons. 304 00:17:05,186 --> 00:17:07,793 God, maybe there's something seriously wrong with me. 305 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,198 I can help with that. 306 00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:13,603 Fuck you, Lefty. You said it. 307 00:17:18,487 --> 00:17:20,476 (ROCK MUSIC) 308 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,772 Give us the pan. 309 00:17:25,983 --> 00:17:30,382 I think if we're getting married, Wolf, you need to work on your tone. 310 00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:33,118 Is that so'? More respect, please. 311 00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:36,304 Give me the fucking pan. Now. (SCOFFS) 312 00:17:36,484 --> 00:17:40,001 Actually, what am I even doing in the kitchen? I'm the man, I should be at the pub. 313 00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:42,068 Excuse me'? 314 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,644 You're a little shit. 315 00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:49,729 (SNORES) 316 00:17:49,774 --> 00:17:51,578 But you don't even like Dire Straits! 317 00:17:51,616 --> 00:17:53,864 You don't know. They could be my favourite band. 318 00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:56,404 No, they're my favourite band. Because you're lame. 319 00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:59,459 See? Mum's not going to let you go with your creepy boyfriend anyway. 320 00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:02,325 Shut up, dicklet. And she will. You'll see. 321 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:04,435 What's going on here'? 322 00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:06,045 Dad? 323 00:18:06,091 --> 00:18:08,609 Hey, your mother asked you a question. 324 00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:11,816 Nothing, just Lisa being a nosey parker. 325 00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:15,121 Hang on, young lady. Chelsea, get back here I'm talking to you. 326 00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:17,136 Now. 327 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,433 You need to up your game, missy. 328 00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,177 You need to start playing by the rules, 329 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:23,733 because the plans your headmaster has for you do not fit with ours. 330 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:26,574 You're right. My attitude sucks. 331 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,390 Good. I'm glad you know that. 332 00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,307 Yeah. 333 00:18:31,332 --> 00:18:34,724 After you guys started screwing other people and we were shipped ofl' to Oz, 334 00:18:34,785 --> 00:18:37,586 and then moved back here, just as we were getting used to it, 335 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:41,276 it's been hard not to get angry. 336 00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:45,374 But I realise it's up to me to take control of the situation. 337 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:50,023 I'll start with my homework if that's all right with you? 338 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:52,027 (BOTH STAMMER QUIETLY) YES. 339 00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:54,291 Thank you. 340 00:18:56,225 --> 00:18:58,131 So, how was your day'? 341 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,888 You didn't believe a word of that shit, right'? 342 00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:01,891 Go to your room. 343 00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:07,416 I'll go, then. Good idea. 344 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,143 (TENSE MUSIC) 345 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,875 (SNORES QUIETLY) 346 00:19:31,246 --> 00:19:35,695 Phineas, why don't you wanna sleep next to me anymore? 347 00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:39,358 I told you, Carol. 348 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:43,522 If I can't give you a baby, then I don't want to sleep next to you. 349 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,574 It'll be too tempting. 350 00:19:45,612 --> 00:19:48,834 But I wouldn't mind if you were tempted. 351 00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:51,895 I love you, Carol. 352 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,422 Well, that's good. And I always will... 353 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:58,282 But I have my reasons for not wanting to... lie with you. 354 00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,755 You just need to respect that. 355 00:20:04,616 --> 00:20:06,798 We're really going to show that son of a bitch. 356 00:20:06,837 --> 00:20:09,911 We'll teach that mother fucker not to fuck me over. (CHUCKLES) 357 00:20:10,054 --> 00:20:11,769 Yep, we're gonna show him. 358 00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:15,366 He thinks he can dump me, and have business the same as usual? 359 00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:17,803 Jog on, fucko. Jog fucking on! 360 00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:20,842 Hey. This is all going to go to plan, right'? 361 00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:23,086 Why'? It's all locked down, isn't it'? 362 00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:27,319 Yeah, they're in. But, you've got the cash at the end, right'? 363 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:30,556 These guys don't fuck around. Of course. 364 00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:32,646 I said I did, so I do. 365 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,607 And then it'll just be us. 366 00:20:37,349 --> 00:20:40,112 Which is what this is really about. 367 00:20:40,881 --> 00:20:42,969 (CHUCKLES) Good. Great. 368 00:20:45,056 --> 00:20:47,161 Netball run, leaving now. 369 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:50,389 I've done the dishes. Suck up. 370 00:20:50,435 --> 00:20:52,818 Hey, I can go to a concert, right'? 371 00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,568 What concert? It's just a friend has a spare ticket. 372 00:20:55,593 --> 00:20:56,389 Dire Straits. 373 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,696 What friend? From school. It's a free ticket. 374 00:21:00,124 --> 00:21:02,991 They're a pretty av' band. Nothing weird is going to happen. 375 00:21:03,169 --> 00:21:06,814 Isn't that that band that you told Lisa if she listened to them one more time 376 00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:09,644 you were going to send her butt into Dire Straits? 377 00:21:09,713 --> 00:21:14,812 It's fine. Never mind. I was just trying to fit in, make some friends. 378 00:21:14,938 --> 00:21:16,910 We should forget it. 379 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:23,564 Well no, let's not 'forget' it, exactly. We'll talk about it later, all right? 380 00:21:34,004 --> 00:21:36,060 (SlGHS) 381 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:38,878 All right, I'm off. 382 00:21:38,903 --> 00:21:40,788 Back to the pub'? 383 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:43,737 Yeah, to run book - my job, Falani. 384 00:21:44,568 --> 00:21:51,011 You'll be staying away from the booze, though, as you have a big job with the gang this evening. 385 00:21:51,036 --> 00:21:52,889 (DOOR BELL CHIMES) 386 00:21:53,239 --> 00:21:55,620 For the woman who has everything... 387 00:21:55,646 --> 00:21:57,222 This month's contributions to your wage bill. 388 00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:00,187 And now I have the money you owe me, my life is complete. 389 00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:02,204 Well, I'm glad to be of service. 390 00:22:02,347 --> 00:22:03,852 Rita. Danny. 391 00:22:03,877 --> 00:22:04,508 Hello, my dear. 392 00:22:04,592 --> 00:22:05,799 I didn't know you were coming in today. 393 00:22:05,843 --> 00:22:08,434 Well, the state of your business deemed it necessary. 394 00:22:08,459 --> 00:22:11,986 Especially with all these new 'employees'. 395 00:22:12,492 --> 00:22:14,338 Oh, good (I) Now everyone's here. 396 00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:19,806 Hi, Rita. I went round to yours, but Wolf told me that you were working today. 397 00:22:19,831 --> 00:22:21,831 Fancy a gin'? Anyone'? I do. 398 00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:28,107 Do you know what? I'm gonna leave you ladies to it. Thank you, though, Carol. 399 00:22:28,132 --> 00:22:30,120 He's always so lovely. 400 00:22:30,503 --> 00:22:31,927 I'll get the gins. 401 00:22:32,086 --> 00:22:34,174 It's a bit early, isn't it'? Not really. 402 00:22:40,003 --> 00:22:42,043 (SlGHS) 403 00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:47,126 Women, am I right'? 404 00:22:49,691 --> 00:22:53,119 They're pretty... confusing, eh'? Mm-hm. 405 00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:57,007 They do one thing, say another. Yes. 406 00:23:03,094 --> 00:23:04,523 Have a fun time, kiddies. 407 00:23:04,701 --> 00:23:06,571 Thanks. Come on, Eric! 408 00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,112 CHERYL: Uh... Mate. 409 00:23:12,181 --> 00:23:14,189 Yeah'? Right'? 410 00:23:14,214 --> 00:23:15,611 Nah. 411 00:23:15,636 --> 00:23:18,305 Adios, chumps. You guys are missing out. 412 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,041 No. But you will, so we'll see you shortly. 413 00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:22,308 You know, it's not so much the music that I'm looking forward to 414 00:23:22,362 --> 00:23:26,774 but it is the sexy magic that will follow the music. 415 00:23:26,932 --> 00:23:30,084 You don't really think this disturbing plan's gonna work, do you? 416 00:23:30,294 --> 00:23:31,906 Wendy loves Mark Knopfler, right'? 417 00:23:31,931 --> 00:23:36,245 So this is the subtle art of suggestion. 418 00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:39,201 It's not that subtle. 419 00:23:39,239 --> 00:23:41,854 You're gonna suggest that she wants to have sex with you'? 420 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,931 Well, yes. But subconsciously. 421 00:23:45,072 --> 00:23:51,010 Come on my young friends, on what I like to call Operation Tunnel of Love. 422 00:23:51,101 --> 00:23:54,310 He's just so sad. And cold. And distant. 423 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,931 Is Ted ever like that'? 424 00:24:00,688 --> 00:24:02,759 Sometimes it's lonely being with someone. 425 00:24:02,797 --> 00:24:05,568 It just comes with the territory. 426 00:24:06,137 --> 00:24:10,958 Was it like that for you? Sure, when he was out rooting someone else. 427 00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:13,184 Mike'? STAMMERSI What? NO. 428 00:24:14,109 --> 00:24:17,421 With Mike it was more suffocating than lonely. 429 00:24:17,507 --> 00:24:19,270 I wish I knew what he was thinking. 430 00:24:19,428 --> 00:24:21,337 Mike'? Phineas. 431 00:24:22,411 --> 00:24:24,005 I We haven't made love in months. I. 432 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:25,986 He won't touch me if he can't give me a baby. 433 00:24:26,129 --> 00:24:28,291 Well, that's bloody selfish. IS ii? 434 00:24:29,572 --> 00:24:32,180 A woman has needs. He knows that. 435 00:24:32,218 --> 00:24:34,244 Phineas? I doubt it. 436 00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:40,072 Well, he told me it would be OK if I found a lover who could give 437 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:42,526 Well, that has to be a trap. A trap'? 438 00:24:42,669 --> 00:24:44,982 Testing you'? Yeah, absolutely. 439 00:24:45,065 --> 00:24:48,647 Don't act on it. God no, do not so much as look at anyone else. 440 00:24:48,672 --> 00:24:50,236 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Of course not. 441 00:24:50,379 --> 00:24:52,924 Because Phineas will kill him. 442 00:24:54,073 --> 00:24:57,563 Carol, you haven't done anything, have you'? 443 00:24:57,593 --> 00:24:59,611 No. Of course not. 444 00:25:01,215 --> 00:25:02,653 (SCOFFS) 445 00:25:02,699 --> 00:25:04,599 (ROCK MUSIC) 446 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,172 I've no idea. I want to get on with it. 447 00:25:09,879 --> 00:25:11,742 (GRUNTS) 448 00:25:13,258 --> 00:25:15,251 Easy tiger. We're stealing art. 449 00:25:15,276 --> 00:25:18,352 Think care and detail, not punching. 450 00:25:24,569 --> 00:25:26,695 Hi, boys. About bloody time. 451 00:25:26,952 --> 00:25:29,088 Tell that tool 'better lose some more bloody money on the horses' here. 452 00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:31,746 Yeah all right, OK, we're here now, let's get this thing done. 453 00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:33,737 (ROCK MUSIC) 454 00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:39,846 (ENGINE REVS) 455 00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:44,580 (CROWD CHEERS) 456 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,529 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 457 00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:52,343 ...and everlasting life. 458 00:25:53,931 --> 00:25:55,905 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 459 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,717 Bingo. 460 00:26:06,946 --> 00:26:08,966 What the fuck is he doing here'? 461 00:26:09,092 --> 00:26:10,852 No! 462 00:26:10,877 --> 00:26:12,631 This isn't a part of the plan. 463 00:26:12,686 --> 00:26:13,521 Here you go, mate. How's it going? 464 00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:16,185 Very well, thanks. Cool, thanks. Great, thank you. 465 00:26:16,344 --> 00:26:18,188 Hi. 466 00:26:18,569 --> 00:26:20,260 Ah, this one's a fake. 467 00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:22,250 I won it. From 89frn. It's fake. 468 00:26:22,409 --> 00:26:23,760 NO, I- NO, it's not fake- It's fake. 469 00:26:23,785 --> 00:26:25,708 Brian! Next please. 470 00:26:26,507 --> 00:26:29,505 It's a fake ticket. You can have mine. 471 00:26:31,767 --> 00:26:34,134 No, it's your favourite band. No. 472 00:26:34,277 --> 00:26:35,944 Brian, go. 473 00:26:36,185 --> 00:26:38,925 This is my dream concert come true. Yeah. 474 00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:41,654 A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Mm-hm. 475 00:26:41,742 --> 00:26:43,580 You're the best. 476 00:26:49,535 --> 00:26:54,970 Hey, sorry. I couldn't help but hear. The thing is, we just got turned away. 477 00:26:55,025 --> 00:26:58,549 Radio station tickets turned up in the post and they turned out to be bogus. 478 00:26:58,574 --> 00:27:03,978 Same thing happened to me, so th- I know. Some fucking idiot's idea of a j0ke_ 479 00:27:04,053 --> 00:27:09,197 I said those blimmin' kids down the road were being tricksters. 480 00:27:09,222 --> 00:27:11,326 What a dirty disappointment. Mmm. 481 00:27:11,372 --> 00:27:13,700 It's kind of ironic, isn't it'? 482 00:27:14,407 --> 00:27:17,275 What'? Me and you. Our dodgy history. 483 00:27:18,449 --> 00:27:21,949 Now united as victims in a cruel prank and our love for the best band in the world, AKA, Dire Straits. 484 00:27:26,952 --> 00:27:32,077 Hey, what would you say if I told you that there was another way t0 get in? 485 00:27:32,102 --> 00:27:34,611 I would say that that's probably not legal. 486 00:27:34,636 --> 00:27:38,585 I don't know about legal, but it would be justice. 487 00:27:39,013 --> 00:27:41,264 But where does passion go'? 488 00:27:42,389 --> 00:27:46,623 Phineas and I used to park up somewhere. Anywhere. 489 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,579 And he'd give me a rogering until the cows came home. 490 00:27:50,632 --> 00:27:52,526 That's quite the picture, Carol. 491 00:27:52,556 --> 00:27:55,265 That is a very seductive feeling. 492 00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,977 Where does that feeling go'? 493 00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:01,516 Well, with Mike, that feeling was the first thing to go. 494 00:28:01,585 --> 00:28:05,341 Everything else just curled up and died after. 495 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:11,057 Well what about you, Rita? Ted and his tracksuit doing it for you these days? 496 00:28:11,141 --> 00:28:15,666 Marriage isn't always about frantically getting your end away. 497 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,969 It's a marathon not a sprint. 498 00:28:19,747 --> 00:28:22,045 (DIRE STRAITS' MUSIC PLAYS) 499 00:28:28,495 --> 00:28:30,133 I love this band, eh. 500 00:28:30,158 --> 00:28:31,940 Everyone knows how much I love 'em. 501 00:28:31,965 --> 00:28:36,996 In fact, you know, my nickname is The Tunneller of Love. Really? 502 00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:39,140 It's not the nickname I'd give myself, obviously, is it'? 503 00:28:39,165 --> 00:28:40,374 On Run, 504 00:28:40,399 --> 00:28:43,078 Hey, stop! 505 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,964 Get back here! 506 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:48,739 Quick, quick while the guards are distracted. 507 00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:51,359 No, hang on. Whoa! 508 00:28:51,389 --> 00:28:52,312 Come on, Wendy. 509 00:28:52,367 --> 00:28:54,290 Stop! Shit. 510 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:59,378 Falani'?! This is your uncle thing?! SPARKY: What, being a fascist? 511 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,935 I feel so dirty. You should. 512 00:29:01,093 --> 00:29:04,115 Yeah, or you could give us all a boost. 513 00:29:05,017 --> 00:29:06,987 But as a man of uniform I- 514 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,961 I'm sorry, I forget myself. 515 00:29:09,986 --> 00:29:14,604 The authority of the clothes sometimes take over and... 516 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,669 In you go. 517 00:29:19,939 --> 00:29:21,866 See? 518 00:29:22,569 --> 00:29:24,540 Just up like this. No'? 519 00:29:24,905 --> 00:29:26,663 It's kinda sexy, isn't it, hey'? 520 00:29:26,702 --> 00:29:27,704 (SCREAMS) 521 00:29:27,729 --> 00:29:29,845 Living outside of the law. 522 00:29:30,581 --> 00:29:34,431 Hey Eric! After the concert, meet me at Gate C. 523 00:29:35,196 --> 00:29:38,241 I have a special surprise for you. OK. 524 00:29:38,419 --> 00:29:40,429 Wendy, wait up! 525 00:29:55,217 --> 00:29:57,647 (MOANING, HEAVY BREATHING) 526 00:29:59,817 --> 00:30:01,748 (CHERYL MOANS) (sums) 527 00:30:27,207 --> 00:30:29,123 (TENSE MUSIC) 528 00:30:34,252 --> 00:30:36,241 (TENSE MUSIC) 529 00:30:44,071 --> 00:30:46,746 LEFTY: I'm feeling rich pickings ahoy. 530 00:30:46,776 --> 00:30:49,507 BILKEY: No, we're after one particular painting. That is it. 531 00:30:49,532 --> 00:30:51,466 Bilkey, are we robbing the Governor General? 532 00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,705 More like the bloody Queen. 533 00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,580 Right. 534 00:31:03,082 --> 00:31:05,303 Now, the door is locked, but the alarm's been turned off. 535 00:31:05,809 --> 00:31:08,199 So, essentially we're furniture movers'? 536 00:31:08,342 --> 00:31:12,504 Bloody well-paid furniture movers. Have you got a problem with that'? 537 00:31:12,586 --> 00:31:13,983 Ooh, look at you. 538 00:31:14,013 --> 00:31:20,628 It's my job, Ted. OK, well fine. If you wanna be in charge, then I'll stay lookout. 539 00:31:21,103 --> 00:31:23,001 Be my guest. 540 00:31:26,981 --> 00:31:29,022 (TENSE MUSIC) 541 00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:49,085 OK, someone likes cocks. 542 00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:54,944 I don't know about this. It's just art, Phin. 543 00:31:56,909 --> 00:31:58,798 Phineas! 544 00:32:01,783 --> 00:32:03,794 (TENSE MUSIC) 545 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,439 Psst! 546 00:32:19,989 --> 00:32:22,022 Oi! 547 00:32:23,768 --> 00:32:24,938 Fuck. 548 00:32:25,659 --> 00:32:27,614 (METAL CREAKS) 549 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,606 Ted. 550 00:32:35,651 --> 00:32:37,078 Ted, wake up! Ah. What'? 551 00:32:37,103 --> 00:32:38,105 You fell asleep, mate. 552 00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:41,042 The first rule of lookout is to lookout, not pass out. 553 00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:43,098 Fuck off, I was not asleep. 554 00:32:43,123 --> 00:32:46,295 I'll tell you what, mate, why don't you sit in the van for this one and I'll keep a lookout? 555 00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:48,464 You know, just for a change. 556 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,831 Yeah sure, whatever you say Bert. 557 00:32:51,856 --> 00:32:55,835 Doesn't really matter what the fuck I do does it'? 558 00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:01,444 I can't believe this actually seems to be working. 559 00:33:01,469 --> 00:33:03,999 Yeah, I saw him cop a feel when he got up front. 560 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,586 (GROANS) Gross. 561 00:33:05,713 --> 00:33:07,770 I hope you were OK up the from. 562 00:33:07,859 --> 00:33:12,267 There are animals who take advantage of the crowd to touch up beautiful women_ 563 00:33:12,297 --> 00:33:14,143 Pigs. I didn't even notice. 564 00:33:14,302 --> 00:33:17,935 I was just too lost in the music. He's an amazing guitarist. 565 00:33:18,489 --> 00:33:22,432 Just the best. I almost died during 'Private Investigations'. 566 00:33:22,457 --> 00:33:24,325 I Yeah, me too. I 567 00:33:24,917 --> 00:33:26,468 Orgasmic. 568 00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:29,332 I should be heading off. Go and find Brian. 569 00:33:29,478 --> 00:33:31,884 Well, good luck in this crowd. 570 00:33:33,565 --> 00:33:36,475 Thank you for getting me in tonight. 571 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:39,638 Hey, you remember that surprise that Falani promised? 572 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:43,387 What if it's backstage passes, or invites to the after-show party'? 573 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:46,605 I should be going, but I would kick myself if I missed something like that. 574 00:33:46,687 --> 00:33:50,130 Well, to Gate C it is, then, eh! (CHUCKLES) 575 00:33:57,926 --> 00:33:59,867 'Wind on My Skin'. 576 00:34:00,061 --> 00:34:02,895 Righto, let's get n down. FUCK HO. 577 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,094 I'm not touching that thing. 578 00:34:04,119 --> 00:34:05,310 You can't catch gay from a painting, Phin. 579 00:34:05,405 --> 00:34:07,177 You don't know that. Yeah, I think I do. 580 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,213 I'll help you, Bilkey. 581 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,943 What the-'? 582 00:34:20,988 --> 00:34:22,949 Ted! 583 00:34:22,979 --> 00:34:23,802 He's asleep. 584 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,302 What'? Oi, hey! Hey! Where the hell's Bert'? 585 00:34:28,212 --> 00:34:32,306 Get in, get in! There's a car coming down the drive. 586 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,200 Drive for fuck's sake! 587 00:34:35,702 --> 00:34:37,728 Ted, fuckin' drive, man! 588 00:34:38,398 --> 00:34:40,627 (ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS) 589 00:34:48,848 --> 00:34:50,809 (TENSE ROCK MUSIC) 590 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,711 (TYRES SCREECH) 591 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:01,724 Hey, slow down. There's no one behind us! 592 00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:06,497 Can we stay on the bloody road'? Slow the fuck down, Ted. 593 00:35:06,655 --> 00:35:08,438 (BROODING MUSIC) 594 00:35:09,112 --> 00:35:11,565 Fuck! (ALL EXCLAIM, SCREAM) 595 00:35:12,303 --> 00:35:14,305 (LOUD BANG) 596 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,073 Can't get to the end of the treasure hunt and not find out where the treasure is_ 597 00:35:18,143 --> 00:35:20,636 I feel like the end of the treasure hunt might be my bed. 598 00:35:20,674 --> 00:35:23,456 Brian will be wondering where I am. 599 00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:27,761 Falani! Wendy, Falani's here. 600 00:35:27,919 --> 00:35:31,571 Eric, Sparky, Chelsea, Wendy the neighbour. 601 00:35:31,938 --> 00:35:35,379 What's in the drum? It's the dashed hopes and dreams of the concert smuggler. 602 00:35:35,537 --> 00:35:37,427 On! (ALL CHUCKLE) 603 00:35:37,728 --> 00:35:39,748 Oh, yes! Really, Falani'? 604 00:35:40,487 --> 00:35:44,466 Oh, and some tiny sweaty Englishman gave me this. 605 00:35:47,301 --> 00:35:49,271 No 606 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,996 Yes! 607 00:35:51,021 --> 00:35:52,964 (SQUEALS) 608 00:35:53,409 --> 00:35:55,338 Yeah! No! 609 00:35:57,412 --> 00:35:59,272 (SMOKE HISSES) 610 00:36:03,207 --> 00:36:05,203 (TENSE MUSIC) 611 00:36:06,528 --> 00:36:09,030 BILKEY: You got it'? BERT: Yeah. 612 00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:13,680 Just put it down for a sec. Careful. 613 00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:17,704 Everyone OK'? Yeah. 614 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:21,825 I You're drunk. I 615 00:36:22,033 --> 00:36:23,843 I can't believe you'd be so stupid. 616 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,075 Why were you driving'? I didn't realise he was drunk. 617 00:36:27,232 --> 00:36:31,478 I just thought he was being a dick. He was being a dick. 618 00:36:34,932 --> 00:36:38,917 Thank you, Eric. I actually had a really good time... l think. 619 00:36:39,001 --> 00:36:40,874 Yeah. Me too. 620 00:36:42,088 --> 00:36:44,184 I might have misjudged you. 621 00:36:44,348 --> 00:36:46,008 And your friends. 622 00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:49,085 It's just you seem so... Mysterious? 623 00:36:49,932 --> 00:36:54,440 Something like that. It's easy to do. We're a little rough around the edges. 624 00:36:54,465 --> 00:36:57,555 But actually we're just good people trying to make our way in the world. 625 00:36:57,580 --> 00:37:01,096 Hey, Wendy, that headband really, really suits you. 626 00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:03,886 YOU think? It makes you look like a rock star. 627 00:37:03,911 --> 00:37:05,488 Fuck, yeah. 628 00:37:05,562 --> 00:37:07,689 A really hot, sexy rock star. 629 00:37:07,863 --> 00:37:11,416 Really? Yeah, like Mark Knopfler except not going bald. 630 00:37:11,532 --> 00:37:14,719 Or like someone who's recently had a head injury. 631 00:37:14,914 --> 00:37:16,489 OK. 632 00:37:16,663 --> 00:37:19,087 Catch ya later. See ya, Wendy. 633 00:37:21,746 --> 00:37:23,595 I'm in love, I think. 634 00:37:28,893 --> 00:37:30,747 (TENSE MUSIC) 635 00:37:31,097 --> 00:37:32,940 (INHALES) 636 00:37:35,495 --> 00:37:38,041 You beautiful man! (CHUCKLES) 637 00:37:38,527 --> 00:37:40,503 I Who's the sucker now, eh? I 638 00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:44,395 That little bitch thought he'd get away with it! 639 00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,684 Well, I guess it's time to find a new agent. 640 00:37:46,826 --> 00:37:51,024 Actually it turns out that agent wants his boy back. 641 00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:54,251 Yeah, but he was the bastard who dicked you over. 642 00:37:54,376 --> 00:37:56,361 Yeah. (SNIFFS) 643 00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:59,771 But what a great dick. 644 00:38:02,015 --> 00:38:04,071 Wait. What do you mean he wants his boy back? 645 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:09,706 Nathaniel's already called. He wants his painting and he wants rne. 646 00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:11,713 On his books'? 647 00:38:11,907 --> 00:38:14,050 In his bed. In his mansion. 648 00:38:15,314 --> 00:38:17,377 Yeah, but what about us'? 649 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,603 We had fun, Bilkey. 650 00:38:19,766 --> 00:38:22,561 And you helped get me what I wanted. 651 00:38:22,817 --> 00:38:25,137 And I'm eternally grateful. 652 00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:28,354 Thank you. 653 00:38:30,054 --> 00:38:32,074 You said it was more than that. 654 00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:38,517 I'm sorry, sweetheart, but I need a certain degree of income to fund all of this. 655 00:38:38,675 --> 00:38:40,528 Babe, we had a great time. 656 00:38:41,343 --> 00:38:45,551 But this was always about getting Nathaniel back. 657 00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:50,867 Well, fuckin' pay up, then. Fine. Be like that. 658 00:38:58,355 --> 00:39:00,291 Go on, pay your boys. 659 00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:13,868 Maybe I don't deserve my cut. Guess that's the end of the line. 660 00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:17,743 See you boys later. Ciao. 661 00:39:18,248 --> 00:39:21,454 You need a lift'? I can pick you up a car around here somewhere. 662 00:39:21,479 --> 00:39:23,832 Nah, not going home tonight. 663 00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:26,700 Where else would you go'? 664 00:39:28,776 --> 00:39:30,747 Bilkey. 665 00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,489 (STIRRING ROCKY PIANO MUSIC) 666 00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:47,769 She stepped up, loudly cursing, 667 00:39:48,244 --> 00:39:50,317 crazy in the eyes. 668 00:39:51,378 --> 00:39:54,259 Smiling drunk and walkin' strange, 669 00:39:54,284 --> 00:39:56,668 back slappin' at herthighs. 670 00:39:58,074 --> 00:40:01,000 I shivered and turned my head away. 671 00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:06,777 Starin' at the drain... 672 00:40:08,902 --> 00:40:10,199 What are you doing here'? 673 00:40:10,224 --> 00:40:13,643 Still trying to work out why we fucked. Twice. 674 00:40:13,785 --> 00:40:15,593 I feel like we went over this. 675 00:40:15,678 --> 00:40:19,564 The way I figure it, even after all these years, 676 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:21,957 you still can't resist me. 677 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,464 (SCOFFS) 678 00:40:23,526 --> 00:40:26,841 God, you're a smug, irresponsible prick. 679 00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:29,976 Do you want to see my smug, irresponsible prick? 680 00:40:30,004 --> 00:40:31,905 No, I don't. 681 00:40:34,197 --> 00:40:37,471 We're not getting back together, Lefty. 682 00:40:37,496 --> 00:40:38,713 But we will. 683 00:40:38,871 --> 00:40:42,399 Crazy woman, where will you sleep tonight? 684 00:40:43,774 --> 00:40:45,760 (KNOCKING) 685 00:40:46,353 --> 00:40:49,703 It's OK. Phineas won't be home tonight. 686 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:53,977 And who's going to care if you... 687 00:40:55,445 --> 00:40:57,346 Phineas, no. 688 00:41:00,475 --> 00:41:02,374 Welcome back, sir. 689 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,703 Quickly. Quicker than that. 690 00:41:12,335 --> 00:41:15,306 What do you mean, you don't have any sugar'? 691 00:41:15,331 --> 00:41:20,229 WENDY: Very, very, important part of the package. (MOUTHS) 692 00:41:24,537 --> 00:41:26,680 Don't touch! Don't touch. 693 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,021 Oh, Mark! (CHUCKLES) Wendy. 694 00:41:30,046 --> 00:41:31,919 Mark! Shh! Mark. Mark. 695 00:41:37,159 --> 00:41:39,206 (BOTH PANT) 696 00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:44,061 (MUSIC FADES) 697 00:41:45,001 --> 00:41:46,747 (cranes) 698 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:48,757 (POIGNANT PIANO MUSIC) 699 00:42:02,393 --> 00:42:04,315 (SNIFFS) 700 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:12,197 (ROCKY PIANO MUSIC) 701 00:42:14,858 --> 00:42:16,869 (GRUNTS) 702 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,781 (MUSIC FADES) 703 00:42:37,323 --> 00:42:39,207 Thief. 704 00:42:42,287 --> 00:42:44,252 You stole from me. 705 00:42:46,342 --> 00:42:48,279 I borrowed from us. 706 00:42:48,878 --> 00:42:51,262 It's temporary. I'll replace it. 707 00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:53,233 What was it for'? 708 00:42:53,297 --> 00:42:55,947 Prep for a job. That's bullshit. 709 00:42:57,377 --> 00:42:58,354 You're gambling again. 710 00:42:58,407 --> 00:43:01,051 I am not. Don't fuck with me, Ted. 711 00:43:03,419 --> 00:43:07,919 Running a book is one thing, but you know what you're like when you start gambling. 712 00:43:07,964 --> 00:43:12,086 Ted, are you fucking gambling? I'll replace the money. 713 00:43:12,139 --> 00:43:15,253 All right, here - starting with this. 714 00:43:20,882 --> 00:43:22,938 (MELLOW MUSIC) 715 00:43:28,798 --> 00:43:30,745 (DOOR SLAMS) 716 00:43:30,770 --> 00:43:31,700 (SIREN WAILS) 717 00:43:31,784 --> 00:43:33,748 What in God's name-'? 718 00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:36,898 Sit down, Ted. 719 00:43:37,056 --> 00:43:40,554 Just seems weird shopping for a dress you'll only wear once. 720 00:43:40,697 --> 00:43:43,658 How'd you go with the dress? Bit of a disaster, really. 721 00:43:43,728 --> 00:43:45,723 Time to call in the big guns. 722 00:43:45,798 --> 00:43:49,668 Tonight, this safe will be stuffed to the guns with cash. 723 00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:50,072 Tonight?! 724 00:43:50,203 --> 00:43:53,122 Tonight, I'm your prince charming. 725 00:43:54,773 --> 00:43:56,644 Now we wait. For what'? 726 00:43:56,694 --> 00:44:01,244 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55454

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