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[explosion]

DARIJO: I know where you Icould find 100,000 on the good.

TED: We're trying tosteal the money before it

gets in there, remember?

LEFTY: We can just wait down there

and let them bring the cash to us.

TED: How the hell are we going to get down there?

Both bloody parachute?

Welcome to climbing school.

DARIJO: This is James Bond shit.

Fuck, yeah.

You know there's noturning back with this, eh?

How do you mean?

With me.

You're part of this family now.

I need to know that you're OK with that.

I'm so OK with it.

[music - ram jam, "black betty"]

TED: [VOICEOVER] First, weenter the building next door.

Then Lefty and Wolf descendto the courtyard below.

Now, we play the waiting game.

Bilkey has eyes on the depot.

Bert follows the van and alerts the lads when

the target's in the drop zone.

The minute the guards are inside and out

of sight of the security camera,the lads sprang into action,

reminding the old boys--

It's not your money.

No need to be heroes.

MUSIC: Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

TED: [VOICEOVER] They load up the van.

Lefty follows the appointedroute until they turn

off and join us at the shed.

Wham bam, thank you security van.

Money will be divided at the shed,

with Darijo taking his 20%.

Mr. West, if you don't mind me saying this,

plan truly is a thing of beauty.

Just one thing I'm not 100% on.

What the fuck is Darijoactually doing for his 20%?

Fuck you, half a man.

I bring you job, plus I'mburying the van after.

Why don't we just burn it, like we always do?

DARIJO: This way van is never seen again.

Mystery of the disappearingvan, like Scooby Doo.

How cool is that?

Sounds like a lot of effort to me.

DARIJO: It's no effort.

It is fucking genius.

Yes, very clever, Darijo.

He did bring us the job, Lefty.

OK, everyone knows what's happening,

what they need to do?

All right.

Go home, get some sleep.

Because the day after tomorrow, Christmas

is coming early, lads.

Tell me you love me.

What?

You love me?

Why?

Cause I want you to.

What if I don't want to, right now?

So you'll say it later, then?

Maybe, if I feel like it.

It's good to know, though.

What is?

That you're one of thosechicks that has to hear

that stuff all the time.

What stuff?

That I love you.

Is that you saying you love me?

No.

Oh.

Sounded like it to me.

Well, then you are one of those chicks.

No.

No way, I'm just messing with you.

Well, lucky I love you then, eh?

Lucky you, too.

So you're sure the building next door will

be empty when you break in.

Mhm.

And there's not a third guard who

stays in the van with the cash?

If there is, we haven't seen 'em.

Well what if there is, Ted?

Settle down, Rita.

We've gone over the plan 100 times.

It's foolproof.

Yeah, but is it Doslic proof?

All they're doing is digging a hole.

I think we can trust them to dig a hole.

Well, just be careful that that hole

doesn't become a grave.

What?

Trust the mastermind.

Right, the mastermind.

[rock music]

Well, right now, it's notyour mind I'm interested in.

[moaning]

[knock on door]

Ted West!

I need a word.

Now?

Yes, now.

Please, come outside.

You have many ears in there, andI need this to be man to man.

[sigh]

So I've been thinking--

Jesus, Darijo, are you pissed?

No.

No.

We've been up all night, talking, me and my boys.

And we decided Leftyinsulted us, so 20% no good.

It has to be 50.

50?

For what?

We're doing all the work.

You're just burying a fucking van.

Yes, for burying the van.

But also for bringing you the job.

And for Lefty being a prick.

You saw.

50%.

This is bullshit, Darijo.

No arguments, my made is mind up.

Take the deal.

Or we'll do it without you.

TED: Nothing.

Just need to see Lefty.

A few last minute wrinkles to iron out.

That's strange.

Normally I like the smellof bacon in the morning.

NGAIRE: Come on, girls.

Ted.

TED: Ngaire.

Look, Uncle Mike.

I got a Cabbage Patch doll from daddy.

And Chelsea got a Walkman.

Bye, girls.

Have fun at school.

You can visit again soon.Daddy loves you.

Ah, first time I've seen them in months.

Took a lot of negotiating,and not just with Ngaire.

Uncle Mike needed to havehis five cents worth.

But the girls were happy,that's what counts.

Well, they look happy, don't you think?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Walking on air.

Listen, Darijo wants to change the deal.

50% instead of 20.

LEFTY: You're shitting me.

You're not going to let themget away with it, are you?

Actually, I was thinking that maybe

Darijo's 20% is maybe too much.

How much too much?

About 20%.

[lefty laughs]

NJAIRE: I can't believe the strap broke.

I've only had them 5 minutes.

Ugly little spot, isn't it?

But the kids are all going crazy for them.

I'll tell me what's ugly about it.

I've been a cop for a long time, and I

know a bribe when I see it.

The doll, the Walkman, he's buying their love.

It's just his way.

Lefty, for all his many, many faults,

has always loved his girls.

Always looked after them.

His girls?

His girls, you including yourself in there?

What?

MIKE: Well, are you still one of his girls?

Of course not.

Lefty's good at throwing his money around,

but he's also good atthrowing his dick around, too.

You miss having his money to throw around.

Having him keep you in designerdresses and fancy shoes.

Fancy shoes, as you can see, break.

What I want now, and forever, isa good, solid, dependable pair

of shoes.

I'm throwing my lot in with you, Mike.

You're a great provider,and I love you to pieces.

I'm sorry.

I just-- I wish we could move to somewhere where

he isn't in our lives anymore.

Like the Gold Coast.

Just up and leave.

Golden sands for miles, warm weather all year

round, best police force in the world.

Sounds lovely.

I could sit by the pooldrinking pina coladas all day,

having mustache rides all night.

God knows I don't want to spendthe rest of my life working

for Rita West.

Well, maybe one day, Mr. McCarthy.

Maybe one day.

I'll see you after work.

RITA: There's stillchocolates in the fridge?

Yeah, it's in. I checked.

ERIC: A fine meal you'veprovided us with, Mrs. West.

Thank you, Eric.

And Mr. West, can I just say what

a great honor it is to begiven such a crucial role

in your operation?

Crucial?

All you have to do is pick up me and Phineas.

Pretty simple.

[mumbling]

TED: Oi, settle down, lad.

It's not a waste.

FALANI: Apologies, Mr. West.

This will give me the strengthto be the anchor for Wolf

so I don't drop him on his head.

Falani!

Why would you say that? FALANI: Say what?

ERIC: Great.

Now we're all thinking about Wolf

getting dropped on his head.

You've got a big fat mouth, Falani.

Bloody jinxed us.

ERIC: Well, don't say that![interposing voices]

FALANI: Jinx, jinx? I didn't say jinx.

CHERYL: Stop saying jinx.

WOLF: Everybody calm down.

There is no jinx.

It's just a stupid superstition.

Yeah.

And it's very bad luck tobelieve in superstition.

[MUSIC - SPLIT ENZ, "DIRTY CREATURE"]

See you on the other side.

All right, lads.

Let's do this.

Good luck.

Don't need it.

MUSIC: He said, one slip, you're dead.

Ha.

Dirty Creature of habit.

Little horror here to stay.

Anyone in his right mindwould tell it to go away.

But the river of dread runs deep.

Full of unspeakable things.

The creature don't mess around.

I don't wanna mess with him.

I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail,

I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight.

Dirty Creature's got me at adisadvantage from the inside.

[ominous music]

You're OK?

Of course.

Never bullshit a bullshitter, Cheryl.

That's the price we pay.

Fear.

Never knowing, when they step out that door,

if they're going to come back.

Shall I let you in on a secret?

They always come back, the West boys.

Well, except for that timeTed went to prison, right?

The Smith and Caughey's job?

Wolf told me.

That was different.

What was it like for you on your own?

I wasn't on my own.

I had wolf.

[knock on door]

CAROL: Only me.

Evening, Carol.

Sparky.

Mrs. O'Driscoll.

RITA: Cheryl, why don't you take Sparky

and go and get some tonic.

We'll be needing it for our gin.- Why do I have to do it?

Just take what youneed from the turn, love.

So you in a match about the job?

I'm not supposed to talk about it.

I think it's cool to stealfrom a robot money machine.

Right.

That's how dad died.

Stealing from a security van.

Yeah, I got that a while ago, Sparky.

[music on intercom]

Grab the tonic.

So I'm going to nickstuff from your own dearie?

I don't have a problem if you don't.

That's stolen.

Serves you right for leavingthe counter unattended.

You're the one who left us unattended.

What?

Nothing.

Sucks with them being down in the [inaudible]

me having to do everything.

I thought mom was back from there.

Jeanette wrote Wolf on her arm with a knife.

Everyone freaked out, so she had to drive down.

Jeanette goes off the deep end.

Again.

Meanwhile, I have to get up at 6 AM for the bread

delivery and the bloody milk.

You have to come back and help me.

How about no?

Does no work for you?

Bitch.

I can help, if you like.

Ew, no.

CAROL: I thought you didn't have any tonic?

I'm just sick of hermoping and her doughy eyes.

Are you OK with taking Sparky back?

Oh, sure.

I'm used to his ways.

It makes no difference.

CAROL: Good.

Because I've had a much better idea.

I'm going to buy a baby.

Sorry?

Buy a baby.

This way, I can even pick the colors

that match me and Phineas.

You got the route?

DARIJO: Ted West.

How's the head?

Nothing that Dalmatian coffee can't fix.

Good coffee.

So I take it, because you'rehere, you've accepted my terms.

TED: Well, you didn't giveme much choice, did you?

Yeah, 50 it is.

Uh, but I haven't told the boys yet.

They need their heads in the game.

Wise, wise.

All right boys, you're up.

We shall not let you down as we let them

down, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I got it.

Thanks, Falani.

[tense music]

Hey, um, look after them, OK?

Sure thing.

Jesus, Falani, could you'vestolen us a smaller bloody car?

Did you pinch this from a midget?

Mr. West said to get something inconspicuous.

Do you know what conspicuous means?

Sure.It means small, doesn't it?

[grunting]

Most of the babies you can buy come from China,

but I just don't know if I want a communist baby.

So that's why I'm veeringtowards South America.

Like Poncharello off CHiPs?

Imagine that.

Me with a Mexican baby.

Wow, you've really thought this through.

Unfortunately, it is veryexpensive, what with all

the bribes and everything.

So, fingers crossed for tonight, eh?

Fingers crossed.

CAROL: You took your time.

Found an old bottle atthe back of the cupboard.

Mhm.

RITA: So pull up a seat, pour yourself a drink,

and join the gang with us.

BURT: You want to be honest,I don't want to talk about it.

But I thought you andRita were great together.

Yeah, but we're not, OK?

Fine.

Sorry for asking.

BURT: Yeah, well, do Iask you about gay things?

BILKEY: You can, if you want.

BURT: That's OK.

I'm good.

Off home to the little lady, are you?

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

It's an expression, likegood night or see you later.

Those are bothexpressions that fare well.

Off home to the little lady is an observation.

Like right now, I'm observing that you're

being a bit of a bit of adick, Detective Cunt-stable.

NGAIRE: Oh, girls, for heavens sake.

CHELSEA: Stop it. LISA: What?

CHELSEA: You know.

LISA: No I don't, stupid.

Mom, she farts and itstinks up the whole room.

I do not fart.

It's the room.

It smells funny.

NGAIRE: I do not need to hear about farts

when I'm trying to cook dinner.

CHELSEA: Why do we have to share a room?

Why can't we have a bigger house.

Yeah, mom.

Maybe we can all go live with daddy.

That is not going to happen.

ERIC: So a guy walks into a barwith a pair of jumper cables

around his neck.

The bartender turns to him andsays, right, I'll let you stay,

but don't start anything.

PHINEAS: Why did he have jumper cables?

ERIC: Well, the jumpercables for starting the car,

but the barman was talking about starting a fight.

FALANI: Jumper cables wouldbe most useful in a fight.

You could use him to strangle,or use them to punch.

PHINEAS: Who punches in a fight?

Right, that's it.

I'm making an executive decision.

We're moving.

This is team alpha.

We're on the move, over.

Yeah, roger that, over.

It has begun?

It has begun.

ERIC: Like father, like son, eh?

CAROL: This is the worst part for us gang wives,

the waiting game.

Not knowing.

Anything could happen.

One time, Phineas cameback covered in horse piss.

The Evan Dowrascals job.

Then there was the time Leftypulled a muscle in his groin.

Lefty's always pulling a muscle in his groin.

In all seriousness, the job is a lot more

physical than you'd expect.

[falani breathing hard]

I shouldn't have had that third pudding?

CAROL: Remember when theyall got hearing loss?

Phineas was thinking thephone was always ringing,

and then he would pick it upand say, I can't hear anything.

We don't talk about that job.

Jesus.

Look at the state of it.

I'm having serious doubts youcan handle this, Fat Albert.

I can do it, Mr. Lefty.

I'm all good.

It's just the stairs I have a problem with.

WOLF: Hey, I'm the one at the end of the rope.

And I trust Falani with my life, OK?

I won't let you down.

Well, I will let you down the wall.

But I won't fail to let you down.

I mean, I won't fail you.

- You ready? - Yep.

All good.

Whoa, shit!

Shut up!

What are you doing?

It's my hands. They're sweaty.

It just slips.

I have no control.

PHINEAS: You can't leave him half way all night.

You have to lower him down.

[phineas groaning]

[crack]

[grunt]

[panting]

You OK?

That's my knee.

Oh, Jesus.

What the fuck are those clowns doing up there?

[radio static]

LEFTY: [ON RADIO] The eagle has landed.

Repeat, the eagle has landed.

They're in?

They're in.

Yes!

You seem kind of pumped about this, Darijo.

Fuck you.

Aren't you?

A jobs a job.

Why do you care so much?

Well, after Evan fucking laced us,

business has fallen to shit.

So crime is the future, my friends.

Could I miss the future?

You bet.

[tense music]

ERIC: Just the way it is in that?

FALANI: Close enough.

Those are drugs?

Nah, it's just a joint.

It'll help you unwind.

What if I get addicted?

Oh, Jesus, man.

It's dope.

It's natural.

You know, in fact, many culturesused it as a pain killer

and in mystic rituals.

Painkiller?

ERIC: Mhm.

Are you sure you're all right?

I'm fine.

You're the one who needs a doctor.

What?

LEFTY: To get your head examined.

Why aren't you out playing the field?

If I was a young bloke likeyou, I'd be out getting

strange road every night.

Not interested.

Cheryl's the one.

LEFTY: Yeah.

I thought Ngaire was the one.

Great mother.

Good wife and cook.

Sensational in the sack.

Why'd you let her get away?

I didn't let her get away.

She was stolen from me.

Fuck.

I broke my watch in the fall.You got one?

Yeah.

LEFTY: Good.

Tell me when it's 6 AM.

Why?

Because you're an alarm clock, Judy.

RITA: Only a few hours and it feels

like an eternity, doesn't it?

I told you, waiting's the hardest part.

So if you're not cut out for it, maybe

you've chosen the wrong guy.

He's not the wrong guy, but I'm the wrong girl.

To you I'm just a little whore, right?

Why don't you think Wolf and I are for life.

Well, relationships are complicated, and--

[door opens]

Another time, maybe.

How did it go?

How's Wolf?

Is he OK?

All is well.

They're in position, andWolf gave us the thumbs up.

But I dropped Lefty.

But it's not my fault. My hand's still hurting

from the exploding wheelbarrow.

Lawnmower.

FALANI: I can assure youthat Lefty is in one piece.

The plan is on track, and Mr.Phineas cannot handle his weed.

Oh.

Right, I see.

Look at her.

That's my sleeping beauty.

Yeah, I'm going to head downstairs.

Me too.

She's like a floatingblossom on a sea of beauty.

Oh.

I'm going to head downstairs, too.

I don't want her to see me like this.

So we're still doing this.

I would have thought you would have headed down--

I'm staying right here.You better get used to it.

You've got balls.

I'll give you that.

Wolf told me that you and Tedwere actually younger than me

and him when you first hooked up.

We fell in love.

We didn't just hook up.

Yeah?

Well, Wolf just told me thismorning that he loves me.

I'm here for the long haul, Rita.

TED: Time you two got going.

Take your positions.

ERIC: What if 50 gets a delayed reaction

and drops dead tomorrow?

Now I've seen it with boxers.

They'll take a punch.

Bin, bought the big one.

What's wrong with him?

He's got the paranoids.

From the grass we smoked.

Dope.

You got any left?

ERIC: No, it's all gone, sadly.

Yeah.

No sticky buds there where to.

I've ruined everything.

SPARKY: At least you didn'tblow anyone's head off.

PHINEAS: You don't understand.

I'm a Catholic.

Guilt to us is agony.

Looks like the old electric pooha

doesn't agree with you, mate.

I bet you need somethingelse to take the edge off.

PHINEAS: Anything's got to be better than this.

ERIC: Oh, these Papa Smurfs.

They're longer lasting, yet.

Just got them today.

PHINEAS: What is this?

ERIC: Don't you worry, Phineas.

You just lie back and enjoy the trip.

Not thirsty?

I prefer rum and Coke.

It's lolling order.

I think I'll make a coffee.

RITA: Carol's got the right idea.

Not a care in the world.

I can handle late nights.

Can you?

What about the worrying?

You've put on a brave face.

I can respect that.

But are you ready to be onthe other side of the law

for the rest of your life?

I've got no love for the law.

Really?

CHERYL: It's the cops who decided my dad was

guilty until proven innocent.

Your father the businessman?

Yep.

Ever wondered why my mom's always

saying he's away on business?

He's in Rumbacharkha.

Why is he inside?

Well, he went on in this import company,

but it turns out they weren't paying any duty.

Out of all those guys in suits, my dad was

the only one that went down.

Why just him?

CHERYL: Because he couldn'tafford an expensive lawyer.

Because he wasn't in the all boys club.

That's the system.

Always need a scapegoat.

Ruined him.

Ruined us.

It's the reason why we have tolive in a shitty little dairy.

So what you're really saying is--

The law can go fuck itself.

[tense music]

[car passing by]

Lefty, wake up.

It's 6.

Ah, fuck!

[radio static]

LEFTY: [ON RADIO] Status update.

Over.

Yep, I hear you Lefty, over.

In position.

[broken speech]

Lefty, can you repeat that?

You're breaking up.

Sorry, Ted.

You're breaking up, there.

Can't hear you.

What is happening?

The range on these things isn't great.

What do you expect?

They're made in Japan.

Range was pretty fucking good last night.

Yeah, well thebatteries are getting low.

We've had them on all night.

Look, people are waking up, all right?

They're using their radios and TVs.

There's a lot moreinterference during the day.

So TV interferes with the radio?

Need to get closer.

Stay in contact.

[russian]

[music - ram jam, "black betty"]

The rabbit is out of the hutch.

Repeat, the rabbit is out of the hutch.

Copy?

Over.

Copy that.

Hearing you loud and clear.

Over.

You sure you're all right?

Don't worry about it.

The rabbit is in the whole.

Over.

[SINGING] Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam.

The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam.

She said, I'm worrying outof my mind, bam-ba-lam.

The damn thing gone blind. bam-ba-lam.

I said oh, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

Stop right there.

It's not your money.

Don't be heroes.

Now drop the money.

Fuck it.

Ah!

[SINGING] Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

She really gets me high, bam-ba-lam.

You know that's no lie, bam-ba-lam.

She's so rock steady, bam-ba-lam.

And she's always ready--

All right, enough fucking around.

Let him go and get down on your knees.

Now, fuckers!

I said, get down on your knees!

Now start stripping.

[tense music]

GUARD: Cup of John.

Cheers.

Dad said, no guns.

Oh, fucking lucky I ignored him, wasn't it?

That was robbery, Lefty.

Only matters if you're caught.

Shit!

I can't drive. My knee's buggered.

You're going to have to do it.

Swap over, then.

[car horn]

Move it!

Fucking-- agh.

LEFTY: [ON RADIO] En routeto your location now.

Over.

Don't waste any time getting here, over.

We're not here to fuck spoilers, mate.

Over.

[tires squealing]

Aren't they here yet?

They're behind schedule.

That's the least of our problems.

Our Dalmatian friends.

You think they've figured it out yet?

Jesus, you drive like my grandmother.

We're trying not toattract attention, remember?

LEFTY: Right turn up here.

This isn't the way to the meeting place.

LEFTY: Well, it is now.

Change of plans, your dad's orders.

Make the turn.

Nothing.

I think you guys got ripped off.

This acid stuff is a swizz.

[trippy music]

ERIC: I can hear a cock in you.

CHICKEN: Eat us. Yes.

Eat us.

Eat us, Falani.

[chicken squawk]

Stuff this.

Hello, Phineas.

Hey, babe.

I was just telling Cherylabout our new baby plans.

CHERYL: I think it's [inaudible]..

You get to pick the perfect baby for you.

Do you want some breakfast, Phineas?

Yeah.

Actually, you know, I might gooutside and get some fresh air.

Yeah, fresh air is good.

Oh, dear.

He does sometimes go a bit strange after a job.

So I said, no way we're giving Darijo 50%,

and your old man agreed with me.

Fuck him, he says.

So here we are, fucking him.

[tires squeal]

[music - ram jam, "black betty"]

LEFTY: It's Darijo!

Back, back, back!

Neutral, man.

LEFTY: Shit, fuck!

DARIJO: Come here, you son of bitch!

You've got my fucking money!

Go, drive!

[tires squeal]

[engine revving]

Fuck you, fucking man!

Stop!

Fuck.

Fuck you and your little shit!

Shoot at the bastards!

With what?

You're gun!

It's a slag gun, you idiot.

For effect!

Are you fucking kidding me?

I wasn't going to bring a real gun, was I?

Not after the way it went last time.

DARIJO: Fuck you! I will fuck you!

Fuck you!

[inaudible]

Where the fuck are you, over?

It's the Doslics.

They're on to us, over.

Fuck you, Lefty!

Jesus.

Dump the van.

Fuck the money. [horn beeping]

Your asshole looks like [inaudible]!!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[tires squealing]

[radio feedback]

Shit.

Fuck.

Alpha team, are you there?

Over?

[SINGING] Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam.

She's from Birmingham, bam-ba-lam.

Way down in Alabam', bam-ba-lam.

Well, she's shaking that thing, bam-ba-lam.

Oh, it makes me bam-ba-lam.

DARIJO: Stop that fucking van!

Hah, suck on that you commie bastards!

Fuck.

Fuck!

We've got to get this thing off the street.

Oh, you think?

We can't go to Bert's.

That's the first placethose dali pricks will look.

I know a place. It's not far.

Do it.

Have you heard?

About your impotence problem?

You just need to find theright farm animal for you

and I'm sure it'll happen.

So funny, I forgot to laugh.

No, I'm talking about the security van heist.

Two uniformed guards were robbedof their uniforms and keys

at gunpoint.

And the crooks just driveoff with the security van.

Wasn't the last time we had one of

these when Dougal Gibbs blew his head off?

Messy business, so I heard.

Don't you fancy your mate Ted West for that?

He is not my mate.

Well, it's strange we never got anyone for it.

That's sad for the family, too.

They have two kids behind her, here.

Detective Constable, don't you have

anything better to do than standing

around here speculating?

I'm just saying.

Has anyone checked in on the Wests today?

[phone ringing]

Oh, excuse me.

Galleria of Secondhand Goods.

MIKE: [ON PHONE] Fancy having lunch with

your favorite detective today?

Why, is Magnum PI in town?

No, I can't.

Rita called to say she's not coming in today.

Really?

She's sick, is she?

Didn't sound sick to me.

Same story [inaudible],, no bloody explanation.

You know what?

She left me in charge, so I can have

lunch for as long as I like.

That's my girl.

I'll see you soon.

Behind a bloody dairy?

That's your plan?

WOLF: It's off the street, out of view.

What about whoever owns the dairy?

I'll deal with them.

LEFTY: Beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.

What about the gun?

I'll ditch it down adrain a long way from here.

So what now?

Figure out Plan C.

And the money?

We'll come back for it tonight.

MANDY: What are you doing?

WOLF: Mandy.

Is this crime stuff?

Did you steal that van?

Is your mom home?

What's it to you?

Just answer the question.

No.

Good.

Finally something goes our way.

She's back tomorrow.

All the time we need.

MANDY: To do what?

None of your business.

It is if you want to park here.

Who is this broad?

MANDY: Shut up.

Mandy.

She's Cheryl's little sister, who

will keep her mouth shut ifshe knows what's good for her.

It'll cost you.

What?

Otherwise I might accidentallyring mom when you're gone.

How much?

I want a root.

You what?

Well, you've rooted both my sisters.

I want to see what all the fuss is about.

Yeah, I'm not going to root you.

Why not?

What's wrong with me?

Mandy, I'm with Cheryl.

So?

I won't tell her if you won't.

Go on, give her one.

I would if I was you.

Ew, dream on, old pervert.

One kiss.

That's it.

Fair enough.

I know you'll want to come back for more.

Dream on.

OK.

OK-- enough, enough.

Jesus.

Just make sure no one goes near the van.

That includes you, too.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

And I've had better.

[rock music]

WOLF: Eugh, my tongue feels like it's been

mauled by a boa constrictor.

LEFTY: Yeah, more lovable wheat.

Let's ditch the gear andfind somewhere to lay low.

TED: Hey, stay there.

Keep eyes in case the Doslics turn up.

Pump the horn if you see them.

Yes, Mr. West.

I'll wait in the car, Mr. West.

Oh, it'll be my pleasure, Mr. West.

Oh, you want me to toot the horn, Mr. West?

Whatever you want.

I'm three bags full, Mr. fucking West.

RITA: We OK?

Not even close.

Where's Wolf? Why isn't he here?

Yeah, Ted.

Where's my son?

OK, everything didn't gototally according to plan,

but everyone's safe.

I think.

What, you think?

It was a communication issue.

Nothing to panic about.

Just had to change the plan a little bit.

Why the change?

The Doslics.

Well, I won't say I told you so.

Well, you kind of just did.

Who's here?

RITA: You mean of your mob?

Yeah.

RITA: Eric and Falani are downstairs.

Phineas is out the back.

OK, good.

Why, good?

In case the dalis turn up.

RITA: Let them come.

We'll be ready.

But Ted, where's Wolf?

Yeah, where is he?

I have no idea.

WOLF: I don't know about this.

LEFTY: Got to use the phone.

WOLF: What about our overalls?

Just a couple of workmates dropping in for a beer

after a night shift.

Get them in.

RITA: You have no idea where the money is.

You have no idea where the van.

Is you have no idea whereWolf or Lefty are, and now

we are at war with the Doslics?

That about covers it.

Apart from that, everything went to plan.

Oh, yes.

Well, if the plan was to cock things

up on a monumental level, then yes,

everything has gone to plan.

Fucking excellent work, Ted.

OK, so what are we going to do?

Shouldn't you be out there looking for Wolf?

RITA: Actually, yes.

For once I do agree with blondie.

Why aren't you out there looking for work?

Because, remember?

There's a group of angry Dalmatians hunting me.

Oh, right.

So it's all about you, isn't it?

Yeah, get off your ass.

Don't you talk to my husband like that.

That is my job.

Ted, you get off yourass and you look for Wolf.

TED: All right, just calm down, all right?

[trippy music]

I ate them.

I ate all the chicken.

They screamed as I ate them,but I ate them until there

was no chicken left.

Right.

Ted, our son is out there andyou are doing nothing about it.

[phone ringing]

TED: Wolf will be fine.

He's with Lefty.

Well, I'm sorry if that doesnot fill me with confidence.

West residence.

Lefty's a fucking prickwho only looks after himself.

TED: OK.

All right, just calm down, all right?

CHERYL: Oh, don't tell me--

We should calm down?

CHERYL: --to calm down, Ted.

RITA: Why are you notmore concerned about him?

I am concerned.

RITA: No, you're not concerned.

Everything's under control.

[interposing voices] CAROL: Ted?

Not now, Carol.

It's Lefty!

Lefty.

LEFTY: [ON PHONE] Todaywent to hell in a handbag,

but trust yours truly to save the day.

TED: [ON PHONE] Where the hell are you?

Wolfy and I are at a pub.

They're at a pub.

Status update?

Status?

Everything's just peachy.

Stashed the van out of sight, safe.

For now.

Safe where?

In the back of a dairy.

Little firecracker calledMandy keeping an eye on it.

TED: [ON PHONE] Mandy?

Mandy?

What about Mandy?

They've stashed the van at a diary.

Someone named Mandy's looking after it.

What-- No. My Mandy?

At our dairy?

No, it can't be there.

That's my place.

My mom, she can't be involved in this.

So what happened to the law can go fuck itself?

Bit different when your familyis on the line, isn't it?

They have nothing to do with this.

TED: You two, enough.

Where's the money, Lefty?

Still in the van, safe and sound.

Wolf. Can I speak to Wolf?

Yeah, can you put my son on the phone?

We just want to make sure he's OK.

No worries.

Oh, shit.

Oh shit? What's shit?

Cops are here.

[tense music]

What fucking cops?

West junior.

Well, well, well.

Oh, I think you got me confused

with someone else, officer.- Shit.

TED: [ON PHONE] Lefty,what the fuck is going on?

Well, I know for a fact thatyou're not 20, Wolfgang West.

Oh, I am.

I swear.

Oh, bugger me.

I left my ID at home. - Right.

You're coming with me, then.

Shit.

TED: [ON PHONE] Lefty,are you capable of saying

anything other than shit?

Fuck.TED: [ON PHONE] What the fuck?

What what the fuck?

What is going on?

Lefty.

You're in a load of trouble, boy.

I'll tell Shirley you said hi when

I'm in bed with her tonight.

Detective, he tossed these.

Put him in the wagon.

Not so tough now, are you, Wolfy?

TED: [ON PHONE] Lefty, weneed to know what's happening.

Talk to me. - They got Wolf.

TED: [ON PHONE] Lefty!

What's happened?

It's the cops.

They got Wolf.

They've what?

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