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Who the fuck are you?

Is this your daughter?

Because she has trashed my house.

I beg your bloody pardon?

Rita told us to send a message.

And you are banned from my dairy.

I'm sure we'll meet again.

You couldn't [inaudible]everything that I own,

all of my house, never to be seen again.

It was me. It was all my idea.

Bullshit.

It was your mom.

You're doing it for me.

God, where have you been?

Fuck off.

So [inaudible]?

You need to get away from her.

She's toxic.

This is all down to you and you fucking know it.

REPORTER: In a statement released later,

the British foreignsecretary, Lord Carrington,

described the raising of theArgentine flag on South Georgia

as an act that could lead to war.

At the high court inOakland today, Belinda Lace,

former wife of deceasedOakland businessman, Evan Lace,

entered no plea to the charge of murder.

She has been remanded in custody, pending

a psychiatric evaluation.

Lace was found--

You know she's as madas a [inaudible],, right?

No need to talk about it, love.

Righto, then.

Well, enjoy the fish and chips, boys.

Because there's no [inaudible]for food after this.

Do we have any butter sauce?

Gah!

No.

Ah, not a-bloody-gain.

Ah, what the fuck is this?

Looks like next doorcaptain is shitting in here.

A heart, a still-beating heart.

No, that's not still beating.

Well, not now that you stood on it.

[singing]

Hey, I'm in here. I'm in here.

And for the third time, Idon't want people taking number

two's while I'm showering.

Ah. - It's got to be Evan.

There's no other suspects.

Except for the entire neighborhood

we pissed off when we moved in.

Oh, God.

I told you.

It's a ghost that's messing with us.

And we all know which ghost.

I know what it's like, love, when you

feel responsible for something.

When Doogle died, it was you know.

But in the end, you've gotto remind yourself that--

Ted.

When your time's up,it's bloody up, you know?

Ted.

OK.

One good thing about having an empty nest--

You weren't attached tothat gravy boat, were you?

Fuck the gravy boat.

[music playing]

Can I sleep in here?

Why?

The Evan ghost is scratching at my window.

It's just a tree, you dick.

[voices whispering]

[door creaking]

I met the ghost last night.

It visited me in my bed.

Did it hurt you?

No, it's a friendly ghost.

Like Casper?

Not quite like Casper.

Did Evan speak to you?

What is his message?

He, uh--

What did he do to you, Sparky?

He gave me a blow job.

- The ghost of it Evan Lace?- Sucked you off.

It was intense.

It was magical.

For fuck's sake, it'scalled the wet dream, Sparky.

Next time, keep it to yourself.

Was Evan gay when he was alive?

There is no ghost.

Evan's gone.

He's dead.

He's in the fucking ground.

That's what happens when you die.

They put you in a hole.

They put fucking soil on you.

Great, the milk's off.

No, I snagged this yesterday.

That's Evan.

He's curdled the milk.

Ah, man.

Yeah, yeah, I don't wantno ghost giving me head.

Not a male ghost, anyway.

Ah, come on.

This is bullshit.

He knew-- he knew we stole from him.

He never had the chance to punish us in life.

So he is punishing us in--

Shut the fuck up.

Come on, Wolfy.

I'm sure your mom wouldlove to have you back home.

Suit yourself.

But I don't believe in the heebie-jeebies.

But I do, in both the heebie and the jeebie.

If you stay, I'll stay.

You're a dick, Sparky.

- What are you doing here?- Morning tea?

No, you have to leave.

It's not a big deal.

I felt like seeing my lady love.

Don't.

If Rita sees you in here snooping around--

I'm here to have acustard square with my lady,

and a cup of tea if she'd put the kettle on.

You wouldn't expect meto waltz into the station

asking for cups of tea.

Well, I wouldn't mind.

Well, I do mind.

It's a lovely gesture.

But I'll see you later, Mike.

Morning, Rita.

Mike was just leaving.

Is he going to buy something first?

You know how to make abloke feel unwelcome, ladies.

See you later, Mike.

Take your custard squares.

You have them.

My gift to your [inaudible].

- How's the boy? - Sorry.

Well, sort of a traumatic experience

for you both the other night.

I meant to ask, was he still on Evan's payroll?

Just some of the things we'reuncovering about Mr. Lace,

whew.

Not a bloke I'd want anyson of mine involved with.

Well, given he's dead, that'snot really a problem, it it?

Mike, get out.

Just making conversation, love.

You don't come in here andthrow your weight around.

Leave.

Just as well.

Love her to bits, eh?

Thing about my wife isshe calls a spade a spade,

you know?

She doesn't like you, she'll bloody tell you.

Or smack you in the head with an oven trey.

Yeah, see?

You know where you stand with Rita.

When she goes quiet like this,it's when you got to worry.

Well, that's when you'vegot to take cover, by God.

Because-- - You want me to help?

Well, not that I can't handle my own wife.

Of course.

But um, well maybe it's a woman thing.

Yuck.

He doesn't mean she's got the [inaudible]..

He just means it's time for a girl talk.

Yes, Ted?

If you wouldn't mind.

REPORTER: Hello, Mrs. Rita.

G'day.

What's all this.

We are refugees.

We're in need of a home.

Is that so?

The house in Ponsonby, it's so cold.

There's no food.

And we are being hauntedby the ghost of Evan Lace.

Yeah, there's been allsorts of shenanigans, not

a good kind, either, the scary haunty kind.

Like the kind where you've spent

too much time on the bong.

No, there's none of that anymore.

So please, can we come home?

All of you?

No, the others are sticking it out.

All right.

Come on.

Hey, love.

Hi.

Put your stuff downstairs, boys.

They're all back, are they?

Just those two.

Yeah, yeah, why don't you have a seat, love?

I'll-- I'll fix you drink.

So Rita, I hear you're a bit down.

Do you?

About, you know, thewhole Evan Lace business.

I'm fine, Carol.

I just need a stiff gin and tonic is all.

On its way, love.

Must have been nasty, though.

Seeing a man die like thatright in front of you.

Yeah, like when Doogle gothis head blown off, eh, Ted?

Hmm?

Doogle, his head, brains everywhere.

[inaudible]

I'm just saying.

At least your guy only got stabbed.

Then how is it supposedto help Rita feel better?

I'm not some kind of delicate flower

if that's what you're worried about.

You live, you.

Die It's not as if hewas a decent human being.

Better make those boys some tea.

I'll go to bed then.

Whatever you want, Sparky.

Can I sleep in your room again tonight?

Did you change your sheets after last night?

No.

Then it's all yours.

Happy wet dreams.

It was real, wolf.

[ominous music playing]

See ya, mate.

You're welcome.

[music continues]

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Jesus Christ, Janet.

You fucking bastard.

Fuck you, Wolfgang West.

You did that on purpose.

Huh?

Well, you put Sparky there.

Because you knew.

You knew.

What that you were goingto sneak in and root him?

What the fuck, Janette?

I thought it was one of thewackos from the boarding

houses around here.

But you, the blood on the wall?

Did you kill something?

Of course not.

I got the blood and stufffrom the butcher down

the road from the dairy, OK?

It's funny, you've got to admit.

Get out of my house.

So last night wasn't a ghost blow job.

It was you?

Get out.

Yes, it was.

And I spat it in the milk afterwards.

Oh, that would explain the taste.

Don't you touch me.

Get your fucking hands off me.

Don't come back here again.

Oh, is that a threat?

Well first you've dump me no reason.

And then you threaten me.

This isn't over.

I fucking love [inaudible].

You bastard.

I'll see you later.

Don't go.

It's my job, Mike.

I can't just take a day offwhenever I feel like it.

I mean don't go ever.

Throw it in.

I don't like you going to that place everyday.

The Wests are dangerous people.

They're not just petty thieves anymore.

The bodies are piling up.

Doogle Gibbs?

I don't know anything about that.

Des McEwen--

Strangled himself, being a pervert.

Evan Lace--

Evan Lace, it was his ex-wife.

I've seen the television news.

She's bonkers.

No.

Rita was in it up to her eyeballs.

I don't know how or why.

But I'm begging you, please,do not go into the Galleria,

or tomorrow, or the next day.

I need to. It pays.

We've got money, the US dollars.

Yes, and that's going to last forever.

Look, darling, Rita West is not the big, bad wolf

you seem to think.

What are we doing, Wolf?

There's no food.

There's no money for food.

If you want to piss off backto Mum's, I'm not stopping you.

All I'm saying is we can't stay here forever.

Sooner or later someone'sgoing to come knocking

on that door to kick us out.

Shit, you see?

Looking for someone by the name of Sparky.

Yeah?

Full name, please.

Barry George Gibbs.

What's this about?

Mind if I come in?

You got a warrant?

There's been a report of sexual molestation.

Oh, look, it's fine.

Once I got over thesurprise, I was OK with it.

Are you trying to be funny?

He means you were the onedoing the molesting Sparky.

That's not true.

Yeah, well tell him that.

Jesus.

Taking advantage of a younglady, that's a joke to you.

You're the joke, mate.

Sorry?

You honestly reckon this guy right here took

advantage of Janette Miller?

That's what we're investigating.

Let's go down to the station then.

We'll do it all properly.

The investigation is pending.

Oh, well then when it's not pending,

you can come back with your fucking warrant.

And we'll do this again.

Watch your language.

Get out of my house.

In the meantime, if you, Barry Gibbs,

go within 100 yards of theyoung lady in question--

Fat chance of that.

Then I will have you.

You'll wish you'd never beenborn, you piece of shit.

Pig.

Why does everyone alwaysthink I'm a pervert?

You know how you saidyou wouldn't stop me if I

went back to Rita and Ted's?

Bye, Sparky.

Goldilocks did that to you.

Janette.

That little slut from the dairy, not only

is she a thief and a vandal.

She's a--

A molesterer.

It wasn't a ghos blow job.

Just Janette, and she spatit in the milk afterwards.

And then she sent the fucking police around.

Yeah, and no.

I mean he was a policeman.

But he wasn't acting very "policey,"

if you know what I mean.

What are you doing?

I don't like little girls who make up

stories, stories thatcould get innocent people

in a lot of trouble.

- Well, give her hell, love.- Oh, I will.

What about Wolf?

Should we be expecting him on the doorstep?

Uh, he'll probably just stay there

until someone tells him not to.

Sucker for punishment, is he?

He just-- he'd just rather stay there.

I appreciate it, Shane.

I really do.

I mean, I still think sheshould file an official report.

But she's that upset.

Ah, it's OK.

Those hooligans won't be bothering Janette again.

I'm having a hell of atime at the moment, you know?

Dave's still away.

Janet getting mixed up with that crowd.

As for the business down the line--

Yeah, Mom said.

Did it get sorted?

Ah, they're not taking her back,

so now I'm stuck with her.

If you need me to help, you just call.

Lucky me, friends in high places.

Here, take this for your mom.

Tell her I said hello.

I will.

Wow, isn't this a cozy little meeting?

You are banned.

You put him up to it, didn't you?

Sent old pork-chop here to bully a young man

who did nothing wrong.

Leave my shop now.

So was it official businessthat you were on this morning?

Or a little favor?

Because isn't that abusing your position?

I'm protecting thecommunity from your family.

And I won't make any apologies for that.

Or maybe you just wanted to get

into the daughter's nickers.

Not too hard, from what I hear.

Bloody cow.

That's enough.

Stay away from my family,you piggy little bastard.

I won't rest until decent,law-abiding citizens can feel

safe from the likes of you.

I'll start with your kids.

Wolf, what kind of a name is that?

You people are the scum of the Earth.

Now you leave Mrs. Miller's premises.

And you don't step foot in here again.

Unless you've got somethingelse you want to say to me.

It was an accident.

Yeah, like hell.

She did it deliberately.

Well, maybe she justwanted some bacon and eggs.

[laughter]

Are you hearing this?

Fuck the pair of them.

As I was saying, I raisedmy hand to make a point.

And it accidentally connectedwith the tray of eggs that Mrs.

Miller had kindly gifted Shanehere in return for the favor

that he was doing here.

The one where he went around to my son's

flat and threatened them.

By the way Shane, how isthat investigation going?

Still pending?

OK, you should go now, Rita.

Ah, yes, I will.

Just try to be a bit more careful

in the future, Rita, this raising

your hand to make a point--

I'll bear that in mind.

Jesus, Shane, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Isn't the real question,who's fucking side are you on,

Detective Sargent?

Well, you be very carefulwhat you say next, Constable.

Well I'm just saying, youknow them quite well, don't you?

All the Hendersons know the Wests.

What's your connection?

It's not just in anofficial capacity, is it?

I've heard the talk at the police bar.

Your girlfriend, she's one of them.

You know Irene and herhusband are separated obviously.

Those two Wests had you by the balls just then.

I mean, no wonder they thinkthey can do what they want.

You dragged her inhere after a neighborhood

spat between two ladies.

Look at me.

[inaudible] pity, neighborhood spit.

You're wasting your time and mine.

Now get the fuck out of here.

[ominous music playing]

Go and see Wolf.

Why would I want to do that?

I know you don't like the thought

of him sitting in that houseon the other side of town

by himself.

You want him here at yourdinner table, where he belongs.

Like hell I do.

He's better off where he is.- Ah, bullshit.

Well, it's the truth.

I don't care how old he is or what he says.

He needs his mom.

That is bullshit, Ted.

I have never been good at it.

The baby years and thenwhen he went off the rails,

I couldn't handle him.

I sent him to bloody Campat Deer and Outward Bound,

anything to get him out of the house.

Because I didn't knowwhat the fuck I was doing.

That's not true.

You've always looked out for him.

I've tried.

Fuck me if I fucking tried.

But everything that I've done for him--

God, it just hurts so much.

It just hurts.

I love that boy, Ted.

I do.

I love him more than--

but you and I both know that I will

never be any kind of mother.

No, I don't believe that.

Well, just believe it, Ted.

I mean, I'm the one that tried to kill

them when he was a baby.

Don't, OK?

Don't you dare go back there.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not going to godoolally again, I promise.

But I know what I am to him now.

And that is a bad influence.

So we should just get on with it, I think.

Just move on.

And let him do the same.

Because he'll-- he'll have a chance

at a better life without me.

Morning.

Bad night, was it?

What?

You don't approve?

Fuck off, then.

Nice attitude.

Yeah, well, it's pretty obvious why you're here.

And I don't want to hearanything that bitch has to say.

Don't ever speak about your mother that way.

You hear me? Ever.

She's poisoned.

Evan's dead because of her.

She didn't bring thatBelinda bitch back into this.

Ah, OK.

And how far back do you want to go, son?

Come on.

If we're playing the blame game, how far?

Yeah, Rita met Belinda inside.

And what was she doing there, huh?

Come on.

Why was she down at Christchurchwomen's, doing a year?

Because she'd rather rot in jail herself

than let her precious boy dotime for his own fucking crime.

But you're not a boy anymore, are you?

So be a man.

And have some goddamn respect for a woman

who, yes, has made mistakes along the way,

but who does everything--

everything for you.

[scuffling]

The thing is, you know, you have crappy times,

where everything feels like it's too much.

But when life drops you init, what are you going to do?

Just stand there and go deep in shit?

No.

No, damn straight.

You walk through it even if it'sa bloody great field of shit.

It can't go on forever.

Got to be a clear path sooner or later.

I have times with your mom where--

God, it feels like this shit is too deep.

But I knew from the moment I saw her.

She's going to be the womanthat I spend the rest of my life

with.

God, it was like a--

It was like being hit witha fucking lightning bolt.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

But you wait.

It will happen to you one day too.

I'm sure it will.

Yeah, when you least expect it.

There she'll be, your other half.

Anyway, let's go find that clear path, ay.

I thought you'd found yours.

Fuck no.

But it's there.

Rita and I will find it one day.

Let's get you the fuck out of Ponsonby

and back to the real world.

[music playing]

Snap.

[SINGING]: I knew 2,000 girls.

My children will never understand.

I'd do it all again.

Where are the boys?

Tell you what, this bloody motorway

out here needs some work.

Fucking A just to get anywhere these days.

Hey.

Much faster on the bike than to wait for the old

bus at the [inaudible].

Yes, he has returned.

Finally got kicked out, ay?

No, I just didn't feel likestanding in shit anymore.

The bathroom wasn't that bad, was it?

Ah, you'll be much happier here,

where there's warmth and food,and milk without sperm in it.

Hey.

Hello.

I'll just--

I wondered where you'd got to this morning.

Your move.

I'm so sorry about what happened to Evan Lace.

I made a mistake.

I just saw this rich prick property developer

who ripped people off.

And he cheated on his wife.

And I just thought that he deserved

a taste of his own medicine.

I know.

And I put you in the middle of it, my boy.

It was a job.

Yep, and I had this idea that we

could do it together, you know?

Happy family, mother and son business.

I've never given you achance at a straight life.

Do you think that's what I want?

I don't know.

I've never asked you.

No chance.

What we do, it's in my blood.

And blood is thicker than water.

That's what you've always said.

OK.

Well, good then.

What gets me is Evan had no one in the end.

I don't want to be that guy.

I want to be the guy who, in theend, no one gives a fuck about.

I give a fuck, Wolf.

Thanks.

This is your present from America.

It's been sitting there way too long.

Here, hi.

Let me do that.

How was your day?

Yeah, it was OK.

So um, [inaudible] Tracy is leaving,

the admin girl at the station.She's having a baby.

Oh, really?

Yeah, so her job's going.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

She's not sworn in.

It's a civilian position.

What's so funny?

And you want me to do it?

I'm not going to work forthe bloody police, Mike.

Honestly.

Well, what's wrong with the bloody police?

Right, we're still the enemy to you, aren't we?

I'm still the enemy.

No, you're not.

But no, I couldn't.

You're making life difficult for me, Nyrie.

I'm sorry?

I'm being tarred with thesame brush as your former life.

If I could just get to know you now to see that

you are a normal, decent woman.

But I'm not normal or decent.

You chose this.

You knew who I am, how I live my life.

Wasn't that part of the attraction, Mike?

OK.

Look, forget about the admin job.

We'll find you something else.

Look, another shop somewherewith a fresh start.

Mike, stop.

I can't leave the Galleria.

Because I'm cooking the books,and I'm fixing stolen property,

and I'm in it up to my neck.

I made a deal with Ritaafter she found out about us.

She promised she wouldn'ttell Lefty or anyone else,

so long as I gotinvolved in the business.

And then I went and made it all very public

by moving in with you.

So she doesn't haveanything over you anymore.

She's not going to want to give

up her insurance policy, Mike.

My fingerprints are all over everything.

Fuck.

OK.

Here's what you tell Rita.

I won't go near her.

I'll turn a blind eye to whatever the fuck

she gets up to in theGalleria if she let you go.

You'd do that for me?

Of course.

I love you.

So trendy.

They have such good shopping in America.

Oh, it's so good to have to home again.

Leave the man alone, Carol.

Hello again.

[indistinct chatter]

Who puts money in a hole in the wall,

just sitting there for thelikes of us to help ourselves.

Banks must be stupid.

Money machines, even thename sounds like an invitation.

Hey, money machines.

They'll never take off.

They'll be around for a couple of months

before they go back to keepingthe money inside the bank.

That's why we've got to work fast.

Fuck the money machines.

To the banks and theirnew fandangled technology,

taking all the hard work out of robbery.

Fuck the money machines.

Fuck the money machines.

It got stuck.

[laughter]

That's terrible.

Oh, shit.

Have one of mine.

Oh, no thanks, love.

Menthol.

I can go get you some.

No, no, you stay here and relax.

Well, I could do with a walk.

All right, then.

Thanks, love.

But don't go to the bloody dairy.

Yeah, [inaudible] for Janetteto lie in there and wait.

We should go and do the [inaudible]..

Nice idea, but no.

We need to keep away.

She'll get hers, her and her bloody mother.

Go to the Four Square.

Uh, we've got a bit of a fullhouse at the moment, Nyrie.

I can see that.

It'll only take a moment of your time.

I need to quit from the Galleria.

I can't work for you anymore.

It won't be a problem for you.

Mike has sworn that he'll leave you alone.

Is that so?

He means it.

Wow, he must really want you out of there.

What do you want?

Me?

Yeah, Nyrie, you.

Well, I-- it doesn't matter.

Because Mike has--

Bullshit, it doesn't matter.

You don't want to leave, do you?

No, I don't.

I like it there, despite you.

Charmed.

You know what I mean.

Do you remember what you said to me?

How you fell for him, of all fucking people,

because he was kind, treats you well.

That's what you said.

I did.

So you go home and you tellMike McCarthy to get fucked.

You tell him that you werealready married to one,

selfish, domineering asshole.

And you didn't give up everything

to be bullied by another one.

You tell him that you're not quitting.

And if he doesn't likeit, he can fuck right off.

And then you give them a blow job,

so he'll know what he's missing if he does.

You got all that?

Yes.

Yes, thank you.

You're welcome.

Leftie.

Nyrie.

Thank god, no aggro.

My point, we've all moved on.

Yeah.

We're one great big, happy,bloody family around here.

Isn't it?

Smoking's bad for you.

Not as bad as I can be.

You going to pay for them?

I wasn't planning on it.

Just asking.

They're not for me.

Oh, well that makes all the difference.

Is Janette here?

You know her, do you?

Kind of.

Are you him?

Who?

Why she's been sent away.

Are you the Wolf?

Yeah, I'm him.

Yeah, I figured as much.

You should take the smokes and go.

Is your mom here?

No, just me.

Well then, I could take anything I want.

You can try.

You going to stop me, are you?

Take whatever you want.

Just from what my sister said, you sounded

more interesting than that.

Did I?

Back when she was all abouther hot, dangerous boyfriend,

yeah.

Right before she freaked thefuck and go shit down country.

And then you arrived to take her place.

I'm no one's placeholder,especially not Janette.

I can see that.

Can you?

So what I'm hearing is I can take anything

I damn well like in this store.

My guess, if you did that is that you'd

make even less than openingyour own fucking dairy.

Well, you have a foul mouth.

At least I don't smoke.

Neither do I.

You just steal them.

You know, I've heard about you.

You're trouble apparently, which is

saying something if yoursister is anything to go by.

I just have problems doing what I'm told.

Yeah?

Yeah.

And I've heard about you.

All good, I'm sure.

Not in the slightest.

I guess that explains it.

Explains what?

What we have going on.

Which is?

Along the lines of this.

You reckon, do you?

No, I know.

[music playing]

Where is Wolf with those bloody snacks?

He'll be taking longer because he

had to go to the Four Square.

Bloody dairy family,making life inconvenient.

[moaning]

Fuck me.

You're a life saver.

Nice to have your boy back, ay.

Shit yeah.

And this time, I'm not letting him go.

Oh, my fucking god.

Thank you for your kind offer today,

or should I say, your ultimatum.

It wasn't an ultimatum.

I was just telling you what I would like.

And now I'm telling you.

I will stay at the Galleria.

Because I like it.

It makes me happy.

And if I'm happy, then it willfollow that you are happy.

Yeah, but--

But if I am unhappy, then byGod, you will know about it.

But I'm sure it won't come to that.

Because you are a kind and considerate man.

That's why I'm here.

Don't ever forget it.

Uh, you do know that I'vebeen here before, right?

You might not want tomention that to my old lady.

She really as evil as my mom says?

Maybe.

Come here, my love.

Muah.

Oh, I was beginning tothink you've been kidnapped.

Mom, there's somebody I'd like you to meet.

Hello, Wolf's mom.

Rita.

Hi, I'm Cheryl.

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