All language subtitles for True.Blood.S04E02.HDTV.XviD-FQM

♪ True Blood 4x02 ♪
You Smell Like Dinner
Original Air Date on July 3, 2011

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

Becky?

We ain't supposed
to talk to you.

What the hell's goin' on?

Is, is someone
lickin' my head?

It's just me, Mister Jason.

Got a nasty gash, so...

Timbo?

Timbo, uh,

Timbo! Fuck me?

It's, it's not that I don't
appreciate all the lickin',

'cause I do, but I'm, I'm more
of a Band-Aid kind of guy.

Well, we ain't
got no Band-Aids.

o put you up to this? Huh?

'Cause I know this
ain't comin' from you.

We can't, Mister Jason.

I been good to you, haven't I?

Uh, sure, at first, I was doin'
it on account of Crystal and not,

not 'cause I wanted to.

But I have come to love
each and every one of you,

and I know you love me, too.

Hey, you, you wouldn't be
lickin' my head if you didn't.

Am I right?

Yeah.

So come over here and loosen just one knot.
One knot. And I'll take care of the rest.

Come on.

Why the fuck am
I doin' this?

Because you're a good boy, and
it's the right thing to do.

Why didn't you tell
me it was up?

Felton?

Get out!

Where the hell's Crystal?

How sweet of you to be
worryin' about my woman.

If I was you, though, I'd
be worryin' about myself.

Fuck you.

Really? Fuck me?

Yeah.

Fuck me! 'Cause I'll bet you my
shotgun to your no arms and legs,

you're the one's about
to get fucked here!

♪ When you came in
the air went out

♪ And every shadow
filled up with doubt

♪ I don't know who you think you are
but before the night is through

♪ I want to do bad
things with you

♪ I'm the kind to
sit up in his room

♪ Heartsick and eyes
filled up with blue

♪ I don't know what you've done to
me but I know this much is true

♪ I want to do bad
things with you

♪ I want to do real
bad things with you ♪

Stay away from me.

This is no way to treat
your new landlord.

I am not yours, and I want
you out of my house now!

Funny about ownership,
isn't it?

A little piece of paper, and the
only power you had over me is gone.

What do you want from me?
Everything.

You can't have it.
I bought it.

You bought my house.
The house does not come with me inside it.

Well, then, I
seriously overpaid.

That's your problem.

Your blood tastes like
freedom, Sookie.

Like sunshine in a
pretty blonde bottle.

And while they may not know it yet, that is
what vampires smell when they smell you.

Is that a threat?

Absolutely not. But others will find out,
and when they do, you'll need protection.

I can provide
that for you.

I'm willing to
take my chances.

I bought this house
because I care about you.

If all I wanted was to taste your
blood again, I could do it right now,

and there wouldn't be a
thing you could do to stop me.

But instead,
I am asking you

to be mine.

I could never be with you
the way I was with Bill.

The first time Bill declared you
his, how did it make you feel?

Angry.

But safe?

You'll come around.

You're not listening to
a word I'm saying.

I know you.

There are two
Sookie Stackhouses.

One who still clings to the
idea that she's merely human,

and the other who's coming to grips with
the fact that you are better than that.

And what do you think's gonna happen
when I do come to grips with it?

Do you think my legs are just
gonna magically open for you?

Well, that was saucy.

Must have been
Faerie Sookie talking.

I like when she
comes out.

And I'm already
sorry I said it.

Don't be.

The more you let her speak for you, the
more likely you are to go on living.

And you want to
live, don't you?

Well then, I hope to hear
from you girls soon.

I'll see to it that
gets repaired.

So they cast a spell on the
dead bird and it flew?

For a couple seconds at most,
but it was spectacular.

Your work for me in that circle is done.
It's no longer safe for you there.

What are you gonna
do to them?

What I've already told
you will have to suffice.

Any more and I'll just have
to glamour it out of you.

Well, we wouldn't
want that, would we?

No, we wouldn't.

Shall I send out the
procurer for you?

No.

I'm giving him
the night off.

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

What the hell?
PROTESTOR 1: Get outta here!

Welcome to vampire night life,
post-Russell Edgington.

Hey, fang-banger!

You better not be
talkin' to me.

So what if I was,
fang-banger?

You're goin' to hell!

Now you will pay!

See that woman right there?
Not that devil, that woman!

Yeah, she's got fangs, and, yeah, you can
bet your ass we're doin' it all the time...

Stop, Hoyt.
Hoyt, stop!

because we're
in love!

And there ain't a damn thing
wrong with bein' in love!

Now, how can you do this and
still call yourself a Christian?

I am a Christian,
goddamn it.

And I am clearly more of
a Christian than you,

because I got love in my heart,
and you got nothin' but hate.

You see my buddy over there
pointin' his phone at us?

I'm rollin' video, 720P. So I ain't gonna
miss a thing you and your damn whore do to...

You want to call
me that again?

You two lovebirds
go on home, okay?

And let these good people practice their
constitutional right to be fuckin' idiots.

I might be a fuckin'
idiot, but at least I ain't dead!

And let these good people practice their
constitutional right to be fuckin'

Hey, now.
What the fuck?

Hoyt! Stop!

I know, I know.
It's hard for me, too.

Technology's taken all
the fun out bein' a vampire.

I was watchin'
you, you know.

Uh, yeah, from behind.

That's how it is, huh?

Didn't realize this
was a competition.

Next time you'll know.

Truth is, I don't mind so
much bringin' up the back.

It's a magical thing,
watching you run.

Are you coming on to me?

Maybe I am.

Maybe I'm not.

I do know one
thing, though.

I want to know
more about you.

There isn't much to know.

Somehow I doubt that.

People don't get to be
as beautiful as you are

without havin' one hell
of a story to tell.

Okay, that was a good line.

You like it?
Yeah.

Well, I only used it on
two other women before you.

Really? And how'd
it go with them?

I was one for two.

Okay.

But seriously,
you can talk to me.

Yeah, me and Emory and Suzanne, we
all share our deepest and darkest,

and, you know, nothin'
bad's come of it.

Luna?

Hey!

Well, that's one way
to end a conversation.

Freeze!
You're surrounded.

What is it?

Name and purpose
for your visit.

Um, to see Bill?

Nobody sees the King unless
they're on the manifest.

The King?

Is Sookie
Stackhouse on the premises?

King Bill?
Are you Sookie Stackhouse?

Yeah.

Affirmative.

Let her in.

King says to
let her pass.

Stand down!

Yeah, y'all.
Stand down.

Bill?

Your snipers didn't
mention you had company.

Sookie, this is Katerina.

Katerina's part
of my security.

Nice to meet you.

You know, I've lived my entire life
knowing that magic was all around me,

but when I saw that little
bird start to flap her wings,

so fucking cool.

You don't think
that maybe...

What?

Steppin' in on someplace
we don't belong?

Black magic?

Yeah.

I don't believe in that.

Don't tell me you don't
think evil witches exist.

Of course I do.

But don't blame the
magic for how it's used.

I mean, light or dark,
it's all the practitioner.

If your soul is dark,
you practice black magic.

But if your soul is light,

like I know yours is,

you got nothin'
to worry about.

I've never been accused of
bein' overly light before.

Well, how many
other people

have you let see behind
your mask before?

Just you,

bitch.

Just you.

I did not want to come here tonight, but
I'm scared, and I don't want to be his.

I cannot force him to
give up his property.

Why not? You're his king now.
Doesn't that make you his boss?

Eric has friends
in high places.

Higher than you? Who?

That's all I
can tell you.

Look, I don't want to
make any promises,

but maybe I can come up with
some kind of workaround.

Anything you can do,
I'd appreciate.

But if I can,

it's gonna take time.

So I urge you,

seek shelter in
another human's home.

What good would that do when
he can just buy that, too?

Good night, Sookie.

Good night,

Your Excellency.

How did you become
King anyway?

Never mind.

If there's one thing I learned
from us being together,

every time I found out
something new about you,

I wound up wishing
I didn't know it.

Another pint, mate?

Yeah,
I'd love one, actually.

Ain't seen you around
these parts, have I?

No. The truth is I've got ten years sober.
Well, I, I did have.

Thank you, Mrs. Thatcher.

Fuckin' Thatcher.
That cunt could drive the Pope to drink.

You got a name?

Callum.

You have one with
me, Callum?

Don't see why not.

Shh, shh, shh. Easy, now.

Easy, easy.

Just look me in the eye and
this'll all be over soon.

Come on, just look
me in the eye!

Callum,

I can make all this
go away for you.

Callum.

Callum.

There you go.

Now, none of this happened
tonight, you understand?

Yes.

You're gonna feel weak
four or five days.

So I recommend an
iron supplement,

and vitamin B,
twice daily.

You understand?

Excellent. Now,

off you go.

Right, then. Fight on!

Fight on, mate!

You don't
kill them?

My name is
Nan Flanagan.

Bill Compton.

I know who you are.

I've been watching
you for weeks.

Why is it you
don't kill your prey?

They might be dinner, but
they don't deserve to die.

Most vampires
disagree with you.

I can't speak for them.

What if you could?

What if I could
introduce you

to a powerful group of vampires
who feel exactly like you do?

Who want to emerge from the shadows of
society, maybe even fit into it one day?

Mainstreaming?
It's a dream.

Not necessarily.

Right now, on three
different continents,

the most brilliant scientific
minds in our community,

including Louis Pasteur, by the way,
are working on synthesizing...

Pasteur's a vampire?

You didn't hear
it from me,

but yes.

And he is close, Mister Compton,
to synthesizing human blood.

Real human blood, made in a
lab, that we could survive on.

Consider what
this will mean.

Still, the Monarchs will crush
you before you have a chance...

Which is why
we need you.

And others like you, to
infiltrate the monarchies,

and plant the seeds of
discord from within.

Looking for a few good
vampire spies, are you?

That's exactly what
we're looking for.

So are you in,
or are you out?

Mornin'.

Sam?

Can I talk to you
for a second?

Talk.

I just wanted to
say I'm sorry.

I realize I made a lot of people
worried being gone so long,

and if I were you, I'd
be mad as hell at me, too.

But,

one day when it's safe for me, I'll
tell you what I was really doin',

and then you'll see I
didn't have a choice.

Well, I look
forward to that.

I really, really do.

Oh, sorry
we're late!

Uh, couldn't
find a sitter.

Oh, my God.

Is that him? Mikey,
you're so big already!

Say hello to your
Aunt Sookie.

Oh, you guys!

He's beautiful.

You think?

Um, duh!

Let me take a look at you.
Who do you look like?

His mama!
Dead ringer.

Uh, I don't know, Terry.
I think he's got your bone structure.

I'll tell you what he is.

What?

What is he? Can
you hear him?

He's a baby. They don't
think in words.

But I can tell
you one thing.

He is an old soul.

Wait, don't say that!

Arlene.

Well, he's not
an old soul!

He's new, all right?
He's brand fuckin' new!

Hey. I'm sorry. What did I say?

And don't, don't try to listen in on me,
either, 'cause my thoughts are pure.

I love that baby.

I love that baby
boy with all my heart.

Sorry.

Sleep's been hard
to come by, so...

Hello?

Hey, Timbo. If he sees me, they're
gonna put me away. ANDY: Anybody here?

If he sees the pretty boy, he's gonna
put us all away. ANDY: Damn it, hello!

Well, what am I supposed
to do about it?

Get rid of him.
I don't care how.

Hello!

Can I help you,
Officer?

It's Sheriff.

Ain't there any grown-ups
around here I can talk to?

Crystal?

Shh!

Hey, you all right?

Felton's got me
all hopped up on V.

Motherfucker!

What are you...

Hey, I ain't really in the
mood right now, so you can...

Oh, baby, I missed
you so much.

And I got a way for you and
me to be together forever.

But if the cops hear you,
you're gonna ruin everything.

I have reason to believe
y'all are dealin' V again.

Why would you think
that we have V?

Because last year, me and
my boys over at the DEA

were about to seize a fuckload of it from
y'all, that one of you took off with it.

And I have it on
good authority...

Whose good authority?

It don't fuckin' matter, boy!
Read the fuckin' warrant!

Damn it, can't
you read, Jethro?

Andy!

Andy!

You shut the fuck
up for me!

What was that?

Oh, it's just a couple little
hound dogs fightin' over a bone.

Luther, come here.

I said come here!

Go give this
to that cop.

Should I say it's from you?

No, you fucking dumbass!
Just give it to him and walk away.

What's this, now?

The fuck, Uncle Luther!
It's okay.

Luther, thank you,

for comin' forward with this uh, evidence,
which I am now gonna take with me.

Again, as evidence.

Good. You did real
good, baby. Mmm.

Ain't you supposed
to be in school?

I'm between classes.

Listen, if I'd had a teacher like you, I
might have made it past the ninth grade.

And had I known this chair was
so difficult to seduce you from,

I would have waited
for you standing.

Oh, don't you worry.
You're doin' just fine.

So you're here to
seduce me then, huh?

I felt bad about
last night.

I am just no good
at opening up.

No, look. I...

I shouldn't have pried.

There are some things
I'm not really proud of.

Some things I've
never told anyone.

Yeah. Well, I got a
few of those myself.

I really want
to let you in.

I really do.

And I'm gonna try.

I promise.

Well, that makes
me happy.

But you could have
just called, and...

Yeah, I know, but um,

then I wouldn't have
been able to do this.

So are you coming
out tonight?

That ain't even
a question.

Good.

Then my work
here is done.

Uh, well, uh, just
out of curiosity,

if I'd said I wasn't sure,
where was this gonna go?

So uh, are you gonna change before
headin' back to the classroom or...

e you kidding me?
I teach in turtlenecks, even in the summer.

Boys these days
are disgusting.

Well, I'm not so sure
it's just these days,

but I'm glad you're taking
the necessary precautions.

Will I see you
tonight?

Who's
your friend?

Sure smells pretty.

She looks pretty, too.

Who my friend is, is none
of your business, Tommy.

You want a friend to
smell, smell your own.

So I was thinkin' after
we get off work,

maybe we can rent a video and kill off that
bottle of Frangelico we've been nursin'.

I don't know, they call 'em videos,
but what do they call 'em now?

Blu-rays, I think is what they call 'em.
Or we could take a ride...

Mother fuckface!

Oh my God, your eye!

Terry, it was him.

He did this to me.

Arlene?

Well, look at him, looking
at me, laughin'!

He ain't right,
that boy!

You hear me? You
ain't right!

You're rotten to the core,
just like your daddy was!

I'm your daddy, and I ain't
rotten and neither are you.

You hear me?

Your mama just gets a
little crazy sometimes,

which means we just gotta
love her that much harder.

Sookie!

Oh my God, are y okay?

Tara!

Hi, Sook! I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's not your fault. I guess I'm still
not so good at gettin' snuck up on.

How did you...

Lafayette.

He texted me, said
you was home.

I parked out back 'cause
I wanted to surprise ya.

You did.

I guess I did, huh?

I thought you were dead.

Everybody did. Where
have you been?

New Orleans.

Where have you been?

Um, business
for, for Bill.

We're not back together
or anything.

I ain't judgin'.

You look amazin'! New Orleans
has been good for you, huh?

It has.

Come on inside and
tell me all about it?

What the hell?

Let me see that.

No, I don't like,
actually.

That thing you said before about
you and Bill not bein' together,

you sure he knows that?

It's from Eric.

Sookie, you ain't
with him now?

No, never. The son of a bitch
bought my house, but that's all.

He bought your house?

Psychopathic frat boy.

Ugh.

I feel terrible. This can't be the
homecoming you were expecting.

It's Bon Temps, Sook.
Ain't like I expected a red fuckin' carpet.

And besides,
there's ice cream.

And by now, it should be
good and melty, too.

I'll go get blankets and
meet you in the living room.

Hmm.

This I'll keep.

Motherfucker!

What? What is it?

He built himself a cubby.

He built himself a
cubby in my house.

Do you need to go?

Hey, hon.

You all right?

Yeah.

Just stupid,
that's all.

Hmm.

Well, let me see your eye.

No, it's fine.

Hoyt...

My God.

Can I get you anythin'?

Well, I've melted all the fruits and
vegetables we have in the place,

so at this point, I pretty
No, you don't.ugh it out.

Jessica, no, no.

Why not?

When you live with a vampire, there might
as well be somethin' in it for you.

No. There's plenty
in it for me.

Besides, I don't
need that shit.

"That shit"?

"That shit" is my blood!

That's not what
I...uh...

You know what I'm sayin'.

No, I have no idea
what you're sayin'.

Just that I don't want to drink your
blood every time I stub my toe.

I've seen people get all kind of messed
up off of too much vampire blood.

Where's your keys?

Jessica, don't just go runnin'
off like that's some...

I'm goin' to the drugstore.
If you won't take my blood,

you need to at least
take some Advil.

I don't want any Advil.

I'm goin'.

There you go.

Shit.

Is that... That's
my motherfuckin' cousin.

Look who brought
me my car back.

Surprise!

Tara!

I got your text, so I came by to
see Sook, but she had to bail.

Mmm!

He Jesus!

Tara. How you been?

I've been good!

You look good.

That's the calming influence
of that Asian pussy at work.

Fuck you!

Now, hooker, you
know I'm right.

Come on, we're
late. We gotta go.

I just got here! Where
the hell you goin'?

We got a thing.

A gay thing?

A Wiccan thing.

Seriously?

You're a Wiccan now?

Hooker, you gonna
come or what?

I guess so.

Thank you for coming.

Of course.

I understand you
bought Sookie's house.

Any chance I can convince
you to sell it back to her?

No.

To me, then?

No.

All right?

So we're good.

There's a new
coven in town.

Oh, no. Witches.

Based out of a Wicca
shop not far from here,

called Moongoddess Emporium.

I'll put Pam on it.

You will do it
yourself.

They're necromancers, Eric.

They brought a bird
back from the dead.

Are you certain of this?

I had someone
on the inside.

I hope I don't have to impress
upon you the implications of this.

You do not.

If they can control the dead,
then they can control us.

I remember the Inquisition.
I was around back then.

Excellent.

Now will you deal with this yourself,
or is it still beneath you?

Has the AVL signed
off on this?

I am the King of Louisiana!

I don't have to ask
anyone for permission.

I will go tonight,

my King.

Thank you, Sheriff.

You dare challenge me?

I'm over twice your age.

Yes.

But I have nothin'
left to lose.

I brought backup.

You brought humans
into our affair.

No, you did. When you
sent me after Sookie.

On my command.

Their bullets are wooden?

With a silver core.

Nothing but the
best for my Queen.

You fucking traitor!

Fire.

Thank you, team.

And thank you.

I did nothing any other member of the
American Vampire League wouldn't do.

Except you did.

For you, this was
personal, wasn't it?

You mean Sookie?

What is so special
about that girl?

Nothin', as it turned out.

I was dispatched by Sophie-Anne
because she was obsessed with her,

but there was
nothin' there.

I swear it on the office
I am to ascend to.

Hmm.

You better not
be lying to me.

She did. Look what
happened to her.

I understand.

Good.

Then by the power vested in me by
the one true Vampire Authority,

whose wisdom and justice
we hold sacred,

I hereby pronounce you King
William Compton of Louisiana.

I pledge my fealty to the Authority
for as long as I walk this earth,

d I swear it
upon The Blood.

Hear, hear.

Now go clean
yourself up.

You're covered in Queen.

Every memory of everyone I have
ever loved is in that house.

If there is anything you can do to
convince him to leave me alone...

Did I miss somethin'?

Are we "girls" now?

Do we join a book club and read
some queer chick-lit memoir,

so now we're bonded together by estrogen, or
sisterhood, or some other feminist drivel?

I don't do book clubs.

Neither do I.

Eric is my maker, Sookie. Did you
really think I'd side with you on this?

Are you expecting
him back tonight?

He usually checks in to count
receipts before he goes to ground.

I'll wait for
him here.

If that's all
right with you.

Of course.

While you're waitin', though, you
really should reconsider his offer.

Why? So he can keep me?
Use me? Drink from me?

Or maybe lose control
and drain me altogether?

It beats someone
else doin' it.

With what you are, Faerie Princess,
you need to be somebody's,

or you won't be at all.

Eric is handsome, he's rich, and in his own
way, he cares about you. He really does.

Thanks for the advice.

But I will never be
Eric Northman's puppet.

Mmm. Shame for
you, then.

He pulls good string.

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right...

Hi.

What we accomplished last
night was remarkable.

And Marnie appreciates each and every
one of us for bein' a part of it.

If Marnie's so appreciative,
how come Marnie don't talk?

Quiet, bitch.
You a guest.

Tsk.

All right. Well,
enough of the backslappin'.

What we gonna
bring back next?

A person.

Excuse me?

A person.

I'm sorry.
What the fuck?

We're gonna raise
a human body.

This is where
you lose me.

Holy shit, Marnie!

Well, why not
a pigeon or...

Well, I don't see what the big deal is.
I'm game. Are you serious?

Yeah, I'll be
waitin' out front.

I hear you, bitch.

What's the most fucked up
thing I ever shifted into?

Yeah, come on.
Out with it.

All right. I'm gonna have to go
with, I was a hen at an egg farm.

What'd you do that for?
Some kind of animal rights thing?

Yes! To expose their
inhumane practices!

Whole world
ain't rich, you know.

Not everybody can afford those
organic free-range eggs you eat.

Oh, well,
congratulations, Emory.

You're so disenfranchised.

"I eat the eggs of
the poor people."

I shifted into
my mother.

You did what?

Now, that's fucked up.

My mother died
giving birth to me.

So I was raised by my father and
my grandparents on Navajo Nation.

You're an Indian?

I thought you
were a Mexican.

I am, on my mother's side.
But my father's side is Navajo.

Like, old school Navajo.

My bedtime stories were not
written by Doctor Seuss.

I had to fall asleep listening to
"The Legend of the Skinwalkers."

Skinwalkers?

According to the Navajo, skinwalkers
were horrible, evil witches,

whose powers allowed them to
transform into any animal on earth.

Well, how's that different from
bein' a plain old shifter?

Any animal on earth,
including other people.

But they were said to be able to
gain their powers in one way only.

They had to kill
another shifter.

Another member of
their own family.

Jesus. That's a little rough.

Yeah, especially when your
mother died giving birth to you.

Fuck.

What was it like?

Bein' somebody else?

It was crazy.

And scary, at first.

But then I was like,

"I get to be my mom."

I mean, I never got to meet her, and
then, yeah, I was her. It was...

Shifter.

Where you goin'?

- Need any help?
- No. I got it.

Shit.

Hey, baby. How's it goin'?

Everyone here is
completely insane.

Well, you already knew that.

Just say goodbye to your grandmother
and come on home, okay?

I miss you.

I miss you, too, baby.

Where the fuck y'all
gonna get a dead body?

Excuse me.

Y'all are
lookin' for a dead body?

Oh, shit.

Oh, Lafayette!

I didn't know you
were a witch.

You are so
fuckin' beautiful.

What's your name again?

Does it
matter? Mmm.

Jessica?

Oh, yeah, oh.

Sookie?

Can I talk to you
for a second?

Uh...

What?

What are you doin' here?

What are you doin' here?

Waitin' to talk to Eric.
I had to pee, but...

I'm bleedin' in here.

Does Hoyt know
you're doin' this?

Just don't!

Sweetie, I'm just
trying to help.

Well, I don't
want your help.

Besides, you ain't got no leg to stand on
preachin' at me how to be a good girlfriend.

Not after the way
you treated Bill.

Okay, you don't know everything
there is to know about...

You have any idea how
brokenhearted he was?

And still is?

Stop acting like my stepmom. I hated it
before, and I like it even less now.

I'm not.
Just go away!

This ain't got nothin'
to do with you.

I can eat who I want.

Oh!

Hold
the fuck still.

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Steve Newlin was right!
You're devils of the night!

Oh, shut up and make
up a new chant already!

Fang-bangers go to hell!

Ahhh!

What happened
to your limp?

Must be the adrenaline
of the moment and shit.

You've been lyin' to me.
Your leg's fine!

Yeah, well, fuck you!

'Cause you've been
lyin' to me, too!

How have I been
lyin' to you?

Your new girlfriend and all them
people you been hangin' out with!

They're all shifters!
It ain't no anger management!

Well, that's what
it is for me, anyhow!

A chance to get shit off my chest before
I do crazy things like shoot people!

Do you have any idea how much
I wish I'd never done that?

Probably not as much as me.

Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.

Well, this worked out great for you!
You're the one that got shot!

Yeah, I'm the one
that got shot!

All your sins are
washed away!

Livin' high on the hog
at Maxine's house!

And I'm just the stupid son of a
bitch that shot his own brother!

Yeah, well, it still don't change
the fact that you lied to me.

You lied to me.
Big surprise.

Mickens brothers are
a bunch of liars.

Big surprise.

What'd you follow me
out here for, Tommy?

I don't know.
I guess I just...

want us to be brothers.

I'm serious, Sam.
Don't laugh at me.

Well, that's
gonna be a problem.

'Cause, you don't trust me.
I sure as hell don't trust you.

So then,

where do we start?

Chip away at it.

Try to not trust each other
a little less every day.

Sounds good.

Sam, are
you all right?

Hey, you need
some help, Sam?

Are
you okay, Sam?

Guess I should take off
before they find me.

Appreciate it.

I'm told your leader's
name is Marnie.

Really?

Who told you that?

Well, let's
just say, um,

a little bird did.

So,

which one of you uh,

lovely ladies is Marnie?

I am.

Uh, I, I am Marnie.

Excellent. Thank you
for coming forward.

Now, here's the
deal, Marnie.

This is the last time
your coven convenes.

And before you even
think about agreeing

and then meeting behind
my back, know this.

There is no behind my
back. I am everywhere.

What's in it for me?

I said it was a deal,
not a negotiation.

Lafayette, do
I negotiate?

I'd listen to him, Marnie.
He tends to get his way.

What the fuck now?

Join hands.

Why couldn't you
just take the deal?

Goddamn, I hate this place.

Elements of the night, elements
of the dead, come this way.

We call upon ye,
we summon ye.

Elements of the night,
elements of the dead, come this way.

We call upon
ye, we summon ye.

Elements of the night, elements
of the dead, come this way.

Well, what have we here?

Oh, shit.

Elements of the night,
elements of the dead, come this way.

We call upon ye,
we summon thee.

Elements of the night, elements
of the dead, come this way.

Ahh!

Holy shit.

Well, what happened?

Is he gone?

Crystal?

Crystal.

Well, it's your lucky
night. You get us both.

Take that shit out his mouth.
I can't make out a word he's sayin'.

I said if you're gonna kill
me, kill me now, fuckwad!

Oh, no. We ain't
gonna kill you.

We gonna make a baby.

You and me?

No, silly. You and me.

Uh, two questions. Why is
he all right with this?

And also, if he ain't part of the
baby-makin', what's he gettin' naked for?

We been tryin' on our own
for a while now, but...

Felton's shootin' blanks.

Shut the fuck up!

We don't know that for sure.
All we know is it ain't workin'!

Jesus Christ.

I got a duty, you
know, to my kinfolk.

To propagate
the bloodline.

But I also want
to be with you.

Well, maybe it's just the
stress of the situation,

but, well, I don't follow.

If we want to be sure we're
gonna make us a panther,

we gotta make you
one of us first.

But what if I don't
want to be one of you?

Well, that's
just too fuckin' bad!

Oh, fuck. Crystal!

Don't, please!
I'm beggin' you.

Don't you want to
be together?

I mean, this is
the only way.

I love you.

Oh, suck it, Felton.

Sweetheart, please.

Just try and relax, all right?
It'll only hurt in the beginnin'.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Eric?

Eric.

Eric!

Who are you?

It's me, Sookie.

Who?

You know me.

No, no, I don't.

Why do you smell so good?

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