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Reggie.
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Don't you look dapper?
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Well, I thought it was right to buy
something special for the occasion.
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As you requested.
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I didn't realize
that you felt up to playing.
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I don't.
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I want you to take it with you.
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No, my love.
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Please.
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Find someone...
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who'll love it as much as I have.
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I can't leave you.
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There must be another way.
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There isn't.
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I will die here,
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but you won't.
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I won't allow it.
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The world needs you, Reggie.
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Now go.
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Next!
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Name?
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Sokulov.
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Next!
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- Name?
- McGuire.
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Next!
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- Name?
- Peter.
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Next!
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Name?
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Reginald Hargreeves.
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Yo, what the hell is going on?
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- Are those explosions coming f...
- Vanya.
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We need to get to safety
outside the Academy.
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Don't forget Mom!
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Yeah...
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Pogo.
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- I'm...
- Go!
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Now!
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You got this. Come on, let's go.
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To go on a mission, Vanya,
you have to have a power.
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Vanya! What do you want?
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Just get out!
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Mom!
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- Where is she?
- Mom!
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Mom!
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Diego!
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Diego!
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Diego!
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Diego!
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Holy shit.
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Come on. Come on, come on. Diego!
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Stand up straight. Every one of you.
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Dad?
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You forgot me.
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I did not.
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No smiles, eyes ahead.
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- Quickly, now.
- Dad!
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Dad!
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Dad!
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No talking!
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Stand still.
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Miss Vanya.
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That's quite enough!
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Miss Vanya...
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I understand how upset you are.
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But I can assure you...
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that none of your siblings
bear any responsibility
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for what happened to you as a child.
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Did you know?
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Your father discovered...
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that you were capable of great things.
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Much like your brothers and sister.
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But your powers were...
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too great.
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He only wanted to protect you
from yourself.
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As well as your siblings.
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Did...
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you know?
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Yes, Miss Vanya.
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I knew.
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You okay? You okay?
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- Hey, you just saved my life, man.
- Okay. Great.
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Shit. Mom. Mom!
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- Mom! Get out of there now!
- Mom, get out of there! Mom!
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- I'm coming after you!
- No, Diego!
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No!
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- Diego!
- Please! Mom!
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Get back!
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Mom!
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- Klaus, come here. Help me search.
- Diego.
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- Just stop it. Stop.
- No, what... What are you...
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- Let me go. What are you doing?
- Stop. Stop.
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She's gone. She's...
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She's gone, okay? She's...
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What do you wanna do?
You wanna... wanna...
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walk away from this?
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- No.
- What about Pogo?
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- Just...
- He didn't make it.
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What?
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Vanya killed him.
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- But Vanya wouldn't...
- No, I saw it.
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Just before we got out.
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Mom. Now Pogo.
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Guys.
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This is it. The apocalypse is still on.
The world ends today.
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I thought you said it was over.
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I was wrong, okay?
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This newspaper, I found it in the future
the day I got stuck.
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- The headline hasn't changed.
- No, that doesn't mean anything.
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The time could've been altered
since that newspaper
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- came out this morning.
- You're not listening to me.
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When I found it, I assumed this place
came down along with everything else.
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But here we are. The Moon's still shining,
the Earth is in one piece,
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but not the Academy.
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- I'm confused.
- Then listen to me, you idiot!
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Vanya destroys the Academy
before the apocalypse.
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I thought Harold Jenkins
was the cause, but he was the fuse.
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Vanya is the bomb.
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Vanya causes the apocalypse.
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We have to find her.
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We gotta go, now.
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Regroup at the Super Star. Go!
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Look at the two of you.
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Given a one-day assignment
to eliminate Number Five,
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and instead, you kill a tow truck driver,
a cleaning lady, and a cop,
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burn down two buildings,
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and bring unwanted attention
on yourselves and the Commission.
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What's worse is Five is still alive,
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on the loose,
and trying to stop the apocalypse.
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Makes us look like a gang
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that can't shoot straight.
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Now, maybe I'm not seeing
the whole picture,
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but I think...
and this, it's just a suggestion...
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but I do think...
...an explanation of sorts is owing.
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Five is not working alone.
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He has backup.
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His family.
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You're saying that you both
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are no match for a litter
of emotionally stunted siblings?
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I think what Cha-Cha means is
there were certain un...
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Hmm?
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Unexpected consequences from said family
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that required us
to deviate from the original plan.
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You know,
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we have an old saying at the Commission.
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Of course, neither of you speak Yiddish.
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Fine. I'll translate.
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It means "The eggs think
they're smarter than the chicken."
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Do what you're told. Hmm?
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Then we should have killed each other.
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Come again?
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Both of us was sent a message from you
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to eliminate the other.
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I never sent...
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Oh.
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Hm.
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He's good.
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He's good.
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- Wait, I'm not following.
- Of course you're not.
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I never sent those messages. Five did.
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They're fake. To throw you off the scent.
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Then you're not mad at us.
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I'd like to believe that your commitment
to your partnership led to a strategic...
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choice not to kill each other.
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So, in the spirit of that partnership,
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I'm giving you a new assignment,
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one that's not open to interpretation
or discussion.
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Protect Vanya Hargreeves...
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at all costs.
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- Then what?
- Then you, Hazel,
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will be allowed to resign
from the Commission
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and live out the remainder
of your days with...
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doughnut lady here,
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in the time period of your choosing.
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Course, she'll remain under my protection
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until your assignment is complete.
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And what do I get?
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A new partner.
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Plus all prior offenses, fines,
and infractions
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will be expunged from your record.
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Failure to comply will result
in the termination of all parties.
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Cookies?
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Get out of the way, bitch!
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Look, I hate to be the one to say this,
but everyone needs to prepare.
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- For what?
- To do whatever it takes to stop Vanya.
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I...
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- We may not have a choice, Allison.
- Bullshit.
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- There's always options.
- Yeah, like what?
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I don't know.
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Look, whatever we decide,
we need to find Vanya.
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And fast, okay? She could be anywhere.
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Or... here.
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Look at this.
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That's right. Her concert is tonight.
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Hello.
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I hate to intrude, but my manager says
if you're not gonna bowl, you gotta leave.
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Whose turn is it?
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Oh, for...
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We're the only ones capable
of stopping this.
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We have a responsibility to Dad.
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To Dad? No, I've heard enough about...
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He sacrificed everything
to bring us back together.
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I'm with Luther on this one.
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We can't give her a chance to fight back.
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There are billions of lives at stake.
We're past trying to save just one.
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Hey, you know, guys, uh...
maybe I could help.
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- Now is not the time.
- No, let him finish.
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He saved my life today.
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Really?
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- Is that true?
- Yeah, yeah, I did...
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take credit for it.
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In fact, the real hero...
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was Ben.
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Today... Listen.
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Today, he punched me in the face.
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And earlier at the house,
he was the one who saved Diego's life,
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not me.
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- You are unbelievable, Klaus.
- You want proof, is that it?
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All right. I... I'll give you proof.
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All right, it's showtime, baby.
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Catch!
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Is there any way to silence
that voice in your head
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that screams out
to be the center of attention?
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You know, I liked you a lot better
before you got laid.
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Which was a complete...
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It... It wasn't his fault,
'cause he was ridiculously high, right?
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And... And the girl,
she thought he was a furry...
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- Stop!
- Okay.
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Allison, wait.
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me,
it's my son Kenny's birthday today, and...
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Uh... wouldn't your son be happier
playing with kids his own age?
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Assuming it's okay with your two dads.
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I would rather chew off my own foot.
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Let's go, Kenny.
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If I was going to date a man,
you'd be the last man I would date.
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You'd be lucky to get me.
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How the hell did she find me?
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- May I?
- Please.
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She's good.
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Jesus.
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All right. I'll be the first to admit...
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things really got out of hand.
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Punches were thrown. Shots were fired.
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- But I'm willin' to forgive and forget.
- How very kind of you.
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Look, the Handler was right.
We had a chance to kill each other.
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We were ordered to kill each other.
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And we didn't. That says somethin', right?
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You're willin' to throw away
all that goodwill?
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Doesn't matter.
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The Handler's offer isn't real.
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Of course it is.
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Verbal agreements are binding.
Check the handbook.
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We've caused way too much trouble.
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You notice something's missing?
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We don't have a briefcase.
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She's leavin' us to die.
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Look.
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There's Vanya.
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Your siblings may be
on this mission longer than usual.
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So as you wait,
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be prepared to do your studies alone.
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Do you understand?
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Very well.
267
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,639
My studies this evening pertain to music.
268
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,892
I wonder if I could borrow it.
269
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:30,562
Take it and go.
270
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,720
It's beautiful, isn't it?
271
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,782
Yes, it is, Vanya.
272
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,743
I will learn to play it.
273
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,579
I am going to be extraordinary.
274
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,748
Put your whole heart into it, dear,
275
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,959
and I promise, one day, you will be.
276
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,605
Listen, we can't do this now.
277
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,901
I'm so sorry, I should never have slept
with that girl...
278
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,152
uh, woman.
279
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,197
Uh, look...
280
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,770
I had just found out that Dad
sent me to the Moon for nothing.
281
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:28,704
All right?
282
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,790
And I just felt so lost and alone.
283
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,960
Klaus wasn't lying, I got drunk.
284
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,586
I mean...
285
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,505
really drunk.
286
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,882
Plus the pills.
287
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:45,262
You know, 'cause it was a rave, and...
I'd never been to a rave before, and...
288
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,431
Well, they're...
they're pretty amazing, actually...
289
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:20,714
He... Hello?
290
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,510
Hi, uh, Claire?
291
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:28,764
Uh, yeah, this is your Uncle Luther.
292
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,600
Spaceboy!
293
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,227
Yeah, yeah, uh... Spaceboy.
294
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,565
I'm the one your mom
told you stories about.
295
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,861
Yeah, yeah, I know all about you, too.
296
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,784
And you know, Claire, I've been wanting
to meet you since the day you were born.
297
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:54,873
Uh, well, uh... she's here, with me now,
298
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,794
and... she really wants to talk to you,
Claire.
299
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,755
But... But she can't, because... uh...
300
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:05,384
she has a sore throat, but, uh...
301
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:13,975
Your mom wants me to tell you, Claire,
uh, she... she says that she loves you
302
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,396
more than anything
in the whole wide world.
303
00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:19,898
- And she...
- No!
304
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,567
Oh, shoot.
305
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:23,902
Um... Where...
306
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,446
Um...
307
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,868
Wait, wait. Hey. Hey.
308
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,390
Uh, your mom says...
309
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,167
She says...
310
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:43,755
"I miss you.
311
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,969
I miss you every day
that I'm not with you.
312
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,766
I know that I let you down,
313
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,190
but I would do anything for you.
314
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,818
You make me wanna wake up each day.
315
00:24:07,904 --> 00:24:10,490
And you're in my dreams every night.
316
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:17,747
You're the most important person
in the world to me."
317
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,795
That's, uh...
318
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,548
That's what your mom says.
319
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:36,349
Yeah. Yeah, I... I promise.
320
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:39,102
She'll be home soon.
321
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,530
Look.
322
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,580
Vanya's getting off.
323
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,726
This is where you get off.
324
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,260
You mother...
325
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,552
- All right, where's Five?
- He left.
326
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,513
- Oh, for the love of... Where'd he go?
- Didn't tell us.
327
00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:59,516
Well, we're not waiting around for him.
The concert starts in 30 minutes.
328
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:03,478
- All right, so what's the plan?
- Well, I think that, uh...
329
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,482
We go to the Icarus Theater.
330
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,651
That's a location, not a plan.
331
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,655
What? Is that all you got?
332
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,951
Look, you wanna be Number One, fine,
333
00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:19,911
but you're gonna have to get us
on the same page,
334
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,372
because right now,
we're all over the place.
335
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,457
You're right.
336
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,459
We need a plan.
337
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:39,931
Get down!
338
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,981
- Who the hell are these guys?
- Maybe they're here for Kenny's birthday!
339
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,235
No, I'm pretty sure they're here for us!
340
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,896
- They're blocking the exit!
- So, what's the plan now, Luther?
341
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,443
The lanes! Let's go!
342
00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,136
Five, I've been waiting for you.
343
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,731
You must really like doughnuts.
344
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,149
Help me!
345
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,235
It's been a while.
346
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,321
- Three days.
- For you, maybe.
347
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,281
But for me, it's been a lot longer
348
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,909
since I've seen
those adorable little shorts.
349
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:24,452
Well, you've had time to heal.
350
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,998
Luckily, for both of us, time...
351
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:33,378
is the one thing my organization
has an abundance of.
352
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,422
Got your message, by the way.
353
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:39,920
Nice packaging,
but so much for Commission protocol.
354
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:41,177
There have been...
355
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:45,306
a lot of changes
since you left the Commission.
356
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,393
You really did some damage.
357
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:53,398
The briefcases were all but destroyed,
358
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:54,691
to say nothing of the...
359
00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,318
highly trained personnel you killed.
360
00:28:58,690 --> 00:28:58,903
After all,
361
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,824
- what is an institution if not for...
- What do you want?
362
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,243
To be happy.
363
00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:08,790
To have a simple...
364
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,623
unfettered life, to...
365
00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,835
do the work my superiors require.
366
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,337
But... your being here,
367
00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,882
well, it complicates all that.
368
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:22,100
Billions of people
are about to die tonight.
369
00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,555
- You can change that.
- Tonight, tomorrow.
370
00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:27,640
So little difference
in the scheme of things.
371
00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:32,228
Don't you remember
the Commission's raison d'être?
372
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:37,817
What's meant to be is meant to be,
or, as I like to say, que será, será.
373
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,690
It's bullshit in any language.
374
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,447
Why did you call me here?
375
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,533
I wanna offer you a choice.
376
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:48,578
Everyone's going to die tonight, but...
377
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,955
unlike the rest of the world,
378
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,124
you have a way out.
379
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:58,838
You can abandon your family
and skip ahead to the apocalypse,
380
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,700
take a walkabout for a few decades,
381
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:02,634
wondering if I'll come back
382
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,344
and offer you a job again,
383
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:06,429
or you can stay here,
384
00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:09,641
with your family, and...
385
00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,227
die a horrible death.
386
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,606
While you weigh your options,
387
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,152
just know your siblings
are fighting for their lives without you.
388
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,238
You brought me here to pull me away.
389
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,615
It's been nice knowing you,
Five.
390
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,760
Cheers!
391
00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:31,931
Wha...
392
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,767
Allison, I can't let you do that,
all right?
393
00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:36,978
- She's beyond reasoning.
- You hear the music?
394
00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:38,620
It's started.
395
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,772
Do you honestly think she's gonna listen?
396
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,608
After everything that's happened?
397
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,235
We don't have time for this.
398
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,446
Okay.
399
00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:56,706
You're using her as a distraction,
aren't you?
400
00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:58,958
- Our best chance to incapacitate Vanya.
- Oh.
401
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,878
She'll thank us later.
402
00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:05,173
- So, what's the plan?
- Uh, you wait out front.
403
00:32:06,490 --> 00:32:07,675
- What?
- Yeah, you're the lookout.
404
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:09,719
The lookout?
405
00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:40,833
Back so soon?
406
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,590
And here I thought you were the smart one.
407
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,134
How disappointing.
408
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:15,868
I'm sorry you had to see that.
409
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,123
If you want to change your mind
about being with me,
410
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,542
I understand.
411
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,382
Everyone has a past.
412
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,400
Move! Go, go, go, go, go, move!
413
00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:14,612
Oh!
414
00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,626
- She's stronger than expected.
- Yeah.
415
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,630
Yeah. We're fine, thanks for asking.
416
00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:36,800
Look, I almost lost you once, all right?
I wasn't about to lose you again.
417
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,511
Well, so much for the element
of surprise. What else you got?
418
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:43,850
No shit, Allison. Tell us something
we don't already know.
419
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:45,434
She's talking about the violin.
420
00:35:46,435 --> 00:35:47,562
It's her lightning rod.
421
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:49,522
If we can take it from her
422
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:51,149
and stop her from playing,
we might have a shot.
423
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,329
What the hell happened to Klaus?
He's supposed to be on lookout.
424
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:08,457
- Yeah, you surprised?
- What's with all the lollygagging?
425
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,100
Five, get down!
426
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:16,215
- I didn't ask for cilantro.
- Do you hear gunfire?
427
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,301
What?
428
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:25,641
Oh, shit!
429
00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:33,232
- This is it, mofo. Go time! Go time!
- What about the gunfire?
430
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,318
Come on, man,
we're the damn lookouts!
431
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,710
Five, what the...
I thought you bailed on us!
432
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,573
I had an errand to run.
433
00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:42,783
This is not good.
434
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,952
- You know these guys?
- Yeah, I do.
435
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:46,746
And?
436
00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:50,208
Well... we're screwed.
437
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,670
Guys, it's Cha-Cha!
438
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:58,257
- It's Cha-Cha, she...
- Klaus! Get down!
439
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:06,557
Get down!
440
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,187
Oh, my God.
441
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,814
It's him. Ben.
442
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:11,580
Now who's the lookout?
443
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,771
Your girlfriend, Patch...
444
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,440
What did you like about her?
445
00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:38,899
She believed in people.
446
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,484
She always saw the good inside.
447
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:43,279
I'm sure she'll be proud to know
that you're killing Hazel and Cha-Cha
448
00:38:43,362 --> 00:38:44,864
as a way to honor her memory.
449
00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:02,173
Oh, welcome back. Where were you?
450
00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:03,507
Honoring a memory.
451
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,968
So, how do you wanna end this thing?
452
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,470
We surround her.
453
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:10,139
All right? We come at her from all angles.
454
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:11,390
So it's a suicide mission.
455
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:14,143
Yeah, but one of us could get through.
It's the only chance we've got.
456
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:15,603
- Are we all in?
- Yeah.
457
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:17,563
All right.
458
00:39:18,939 --> 00:39:19,982
Allison?
459
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,943
Stage left. Stage right.
460
00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:24,445
You guys take the front.
461
00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:35,247
I'm sorry. There's no time, Allison.
462
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:38,209
If she finishes this concert,
the world goes up in flames.
463
00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:17,456
Now!
464
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,000
Is she alive?
465
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,377
- Yeah.
- She is? Yeah?
466
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,963
- Oh, thank God.
- We did it. We saved the world.
467
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:07,900
Oh, man.
468
00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:16,367
Uh...
469
00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:18,577
Guys?
470
00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,751
You see that big Moon rock
coming towards us?
471
00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:26,877
That's not good.
472
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,712
So this is it, huh? So much for...
473
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:31,507
saving the world.
474
00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,136
If only Sir Reginald could see us
right now, huh?
475
00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,889
The Umbrella Academy.
476
00:42:40,150 --> 00:42:41,350
A total failure.
477
00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:49,984
At least we're together at the end.
As a family.
478
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:51,527
This doesn't have to be the end.
479
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,613
What? What are you saying, Five?
480
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:57,366
I think I have a way outta here.
But you gotta trust me on this.
481
00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:59,743
- Yeah, I don't think so.
- No.
482
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,579
Well, then,
we might as well accept our fate,
483
00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,789
because in less than a minute,
we're gonna be vaporized.
484
00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:04,999
What's your idea, then?
485
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,293
We use my ability to time travel.
486
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:09,503
But this time, I'll take you with me.
487
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,590
- You can do that?
- I don't know. I've never tried it before.
488
00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:14,675
What's the worst that can happen?
489
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:17,761
You're lookin' at it.
A 58-year-old man inside a child's body,
490
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,638
so there's that.
491
00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:21,932
- Oh, what the hell? I'm in.
- Yeah, whatever. I'm in.
492
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,351
Me too. Allison?
493
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,640
- What about Ben?
- Great, yeah, he's in.
494
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:31,150
Okay, great. Luther, grab Vanya.
495
00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:34,987
Wait, should we be taking her?
496
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:37,364
I mean,
if she's the cause of the apocalypse.
497
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,159
- Isn't that like taking the bomb with us?
- The apocalypse will always happen
498
00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:44,496
And Vanya will always be the cause,
unless we take her with us and fix her.
499
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:32,878
Ah!
500
00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:40,219
It's working!
501
00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:51,480
Hold on! It's gonna get messy!
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