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(Glasses clinking)
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Female reporter: Shock and disbelief
in this quiet, upscale neighbourhood
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as a fire at Minister of Finance
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Eric Cameron's home,
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revealed a new side to him.
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As you can see behind me,
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the situation is a bit unexpected.
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I'll let the pictures do the talking.
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Daniel: Okay, okay,
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so the great family
values man, Eric Cameron,
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who was supposed to win
the riding hands down
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is now standing half-naked
by the ambulance,
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wearing a studded dog collar.
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But, you know, worse things have happened.
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Doesn't mean it's over.
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Angus won't win,
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Cameron has just too much support for that.
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Crowd: (Jeering) Resign!
Resign! Resign! Resign!
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Resign, Cameron! Shame! Resign! Resign!
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Excuse me.
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Crowd: Resign! Resign! Resign!
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(Vomits)
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Daniel, are you okay?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
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It must have been the oysters.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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This is a horrible way to win the election.
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Oh, well, we haven't
won anything yet. No, no.
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Look, the spinning is just beginning.
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Spokesman: It, uh, goes without
saying that the Prime Minister
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is saddened and shocked by
the unfortunate turn of events,
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but our thoughts this moment
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are for the health of minister Cameron
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and his, his, um...
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Chief whip?
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(Reporters laugh)
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She'll have a full statement
in the morning. Thank you.
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Reporters: Sir! Sir!
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Is Cameron going to stay in the race?
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One more question!
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You gotta give us one more question.
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(Reporters yell out
questions, tires screech)
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Daniel: That's it?
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You seem disappointed.
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No! No, no, no, just
I'm surprised, you know.
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It's not like Eric Cameron
is the first politician
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to ever to be caught in flagrante.
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Maybe they should hire
you to be their spokesman.
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Reporter: Look, McCintock's
campaign manager!
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Cameron campaign just went up in smoke.
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Care to comment?
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Well, I... I'm not so sure about that.
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You're not? A man was just
caught with his chaps down.
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Yeah, well, I... I wouldn't
jump to conclusions here.
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How do we know that he and Miss Borschart
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weren't on their way to a costume ball?
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You're kidding me, right?
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No, I'm not. I'm not going to stand here
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and condemn Eric Cameron, okay?
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A greater man than I once said
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that the state has no business
in the bedrooms of the nation.
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Personally, I... I feel people
who live in glass houses,
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well, they should pull down the shades,
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and t... that's all I
have to say about that.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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there's a media van that's coming through.
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Let's get back. Safety
first, people, safety!
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Come on through.
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Norm: Son of a bitch. Addison! Addison!
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Why do you keep hiding
your candidate from us, huh?
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Does he even exist? Addison!
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As captain of this
band of merry sailors
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I'm a black mark, I'm a failure
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but before you watch me drown
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I'm relinquishing command
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for something I don't understand
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this man's about to turn
his whole life upside down
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-
I'll settle here on a new shore
- (New shore)
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My lips were blue
and my legs were sore
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I forget if I was pushed
or I jumped overboard
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and after all this time
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what's the difference?
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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
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Lindsay: You really showed
me something tonight.
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Daniel: It's not every night a
girl gets to watch her date vomit
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into the rose bushes.
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You don't have to make a joke out of it
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just because you did something decent.
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Most people in your position
would have gone after Cameron.
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I would have gone after Cameron.
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You didn't though.
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You've got scruples.
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Yeah, I know.
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I think they came up with the oysters.
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Wow!
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Now who's surprising?
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I had to think fast to
stop you from being humble.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Daniel, you son of a gun! Ha!
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You were brilliant! Ha ha ha!
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At first, I was all
like, "what is he doing?!"
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"He's blowing it!" And then I was like,
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"no, he's using reverse psychology."
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Didn't I say that,
Rachel? Didn't I say that?
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Yes, you did.
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Let everyone else sling mud.
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We'll be the ones to rise
above the petty politics.
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Rachel: Play the empathy card.
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The empathy card, exactly.
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Make like we give a crap.
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(Glasses clinking)
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Oh Danny boy, the votes,
the votes are calling...
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(Laughing)
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Tonight, everything changes.
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The indelible image of Petra Borschart
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in her crotchless rubber bodysuit,
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her erect nipples practically
bursting out of... out of uh...
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I can come back.
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Michael Zaleski, as I live and breathe!
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What does the survey say?
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- I'm sorry?
- The numbers, Zedman.
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The posted debate numbers, lay 'em on me.
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Michael: Um, yes. Well, the
polling would seem to indicate,
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and I say this with some
degree of confidence,
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nineteen times out of twenty, yeah, yeah.
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Come on, let's have it. Let's have it.
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Well, we seem to be within
range of the minority.
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You mean within holding the
government to a minority.
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Michael: No, I mean
factoring in the usual bump
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of the leader's strong debate performance,
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along with the allegations
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regarding the Prime
Minister's brother-in-law,
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not to mention the fact...
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just say it, okay? Just say it!
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If the election was held today,
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pending the outcome of a
number of toss-up ridings,
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we would be able to form the government.
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George Quimby would be the Prime Minister.
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Correction.
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George Quimby will be
the next Prime Minister.
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Danny, you and Rachel need to find a date.
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- Sorry, what?
- Sorry, what?
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We're going to start parachuting George
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into ridings we have a chance of stealing.
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As of tonight, CP is one of those ridings.
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Yeah, I...
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Stanton: Zedman, let's go brief the leader.
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Hey, nice work.
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Ho!
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Who was that girl I saw
standing next to you?
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Huh?
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On TV? She's pretty.
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How's Thursday for the joint appearance?
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Thursday, yeah. Thursday's perfect.
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(Door creaks open)
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(Knocking)
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He's not here.
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He's probably lying in
wait for me in my apartment.
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(Door creaks open)
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Angus: What have ya done ta me?
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What have ya done ta me?!
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You promised me I'd lose!
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I'll skin ya alive, you bastard!
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(Sighs)
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Angus: Well, lad, we did it.
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Now I can get on with my
life, and you with yours.
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He doesn't know.
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Angus: As for me, where I'm
going, there's nay wi-fi,
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so I've no way of knowing
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how thoroughly we'll be crushed.
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"Water, water everywhere,
not any drop to drink."
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(Pouring drink)
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Well, Angus, to honest
men and Bonnie Lasses.
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(Sharp exhale, phone rings)
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Hello, Muriel.
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Yeah, are you watching?
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Yeah, the PM's about
to make an announcement.
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I think she's going to cut
Cameron loose, don't you?
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Um, I don't... I don't know. I don't...
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Muriel: Those boys could
not have found a better time
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to post that new video.
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Boy... video?
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It's about to start. I'll call you back.
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Yeah.
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Prime Minister Gagnon: Good evening.
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Yeah, good evening. Now start spinning.
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Today's events concerning Eric Cameron
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and Petra Borschart
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are disquieting to say the least.
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That's right, that's
right, now say the most.
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Prime Minister Gagnon: The
private lives of public servants
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has long held a fascination for us,
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a fascination that, for
many, is unwarranted.
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Nice! Nice!
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That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!
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Prime Minister Gagnon: Having said that,
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there is no question that minister Cameron
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has experienced a lapse of judgment.
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I will be meeting with Minister Cameron...
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Prime Minister Gagnon:
To get the full facts,
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following which, I will determine
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an appropriate course of action.
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That's all I have to say at this point.
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That's it? No! No, no, come back!
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What about a man's remorse
and a tearful apology?
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Come on! You've got to...
you've got to spin it to win it.
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Agh!
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Why am I so worried?
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Angus still has a good chance of losing.
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I mean, hell, the guy's not even in town.
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Who is going to vote for
a man who isn't even...
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- (Angus' voice)
- Angus?
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(On video) ... A reminder of your absence.
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Her dagger to my heart,
and a goad to action.
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I needn't tell you what
kind of a woman Marin was,
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so many of you told me in the hours...
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(Computer closing)
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Might I be so bold as to inquire...
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Pete 1: We found it, Professor.
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Pete 2: Yeah, and there are no rights.
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The lady who recorded
it said we could use it.
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What lady? Use it how?
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Just some lady who was
at the Marin Lee memorial.
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Pete 2: She said we could
upload it, so we did.
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With Muriel's permission.
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It's already got 500 hits.
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But don't worry, we're
monitoring the comments
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out of respect to Mrs. Lee.
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Oh, well, that's very nice of you.
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What about respect for Angus?
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Does he know you are using
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these very personal recollections
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for political gain? Hmm?
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Just as I thought. Sorry, has to come down.
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- Pete 1: No, sir.
- Class: No!
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Not this time.
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Unless Professor McLintock
himself orders us to.
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We can discuss this later.
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Right now, I have a class to teach.
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Pete 2: That's another thing, Professor.
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Instead of talking grammar,
we want to talk strategy,
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at least for the last week of the campaign.
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"We?" Who's "we"?
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All: All of us, sir.
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Pete 1: Speaking for the class, Professor,
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we want to do everything we can
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now that victory is within
reach to ensure that victory.
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Look, the citizens of Cumberland-Prescott
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are not about to cast their votes for a man
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who they've never even met, let alone seen.
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That's not what our campaign
poster is saying, sir.
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What campaign? We don't
have a campaign poster!
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Aaron: That would be me, Professor.
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Who are you? Are you even in this class?
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Yes, sir, Aaron Gould.
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I usually sit behind this
unusually large fellow here.
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I've crunched some numbers
based on existing polls
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taken before and during the campaign,
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and my data shows that
should Cameron pull out,
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our candidate would take over his riding
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two percentage points
over his nearest rival.
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Great! Great. Terrific.
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Everyone, everyone, look, I...
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I appreciate your engagement and your...
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Well, your youth, okay?
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But the fact remains that this
is not that kind of campaign.
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This campaign...
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Pete 1: Sir, I don't think you understand.
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We're planning on spending
the next seven days
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getting Professor McLintock
a seat in Parliament.
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We're committed.
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Are you?
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(Angus' video) If you
want to honour my memory,
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take up my work.
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There's much to be done
and our time is short.
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(Birds chirp)
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(Truck rumbles)
283
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(Car door slams) Well, hello!
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- George: Hey!
- All: Hey!
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Ay, it's good to see you, chief.
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George still works.
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George.
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I, I was really sorry to hear about Marin.
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I was all set to fly down for the funeral
290
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and we just got socked
in something terrible.
291
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Well, your note and your donation
292
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meant a lot to me.
293
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Well, Marin meant a lot to us.
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(Chatter)
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George: I'm glad you could
come. It's been far too long.
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Angus: I didn't want to come back
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until I could fulfill my promise.
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George: Am I missing something?
299
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Oh no, George, it's a
promise I made to Marin.
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I'd love to hear it.
301
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And you will, after a glass of water.
302
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(Chuckles) Of course. I
should have offered you.
303
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Ah-ah-ah! From the tap, George.
304
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(Laughs) You're nuts.
305
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We've been on a boiled water advisory
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for the past seven years.
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From the tap, George.
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(Water runs)
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That's why I've come.
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How long before you can gather
all your people together?
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Daniel: How do you get people
to vote for a sexual deviant?
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Show that we're all sexual deviants...
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(Out loud) Ha ha!
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Of one kind or another.
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Who knew Ottawa had so many sex clubs?
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Dear Mister X,
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I am very interested in discussing
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the benefits of a member.
319
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That doesn't sound right.
320
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In discussing the benefits of a membership.
321
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,058
There. That's better. Next.
322
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(Knocking on door) Come in!
323
00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:27,917
Hey!
324
00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,115
In the middle of something?
325
00:14:29,115 --> 00:14:32,817
Nope. No. Not nothing in the middle of.
326
00:14:32,811 --> 00:14:34,811
Everything's just normal.
327
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I was just surprised to see you
328
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because I thought you were going to be
329
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the first student to ever
visit me during office hours.
330
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:45,035
Ah, nope, just me. And the itinerary.
331
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The itinerary.
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For the joint rally.
333
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For the joint rally.
334
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:54,891
Daniel, the Angus-Quimby rally?
335
00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,119
Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.
336
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And you and I are working on the itinerary.
337
00:15:00,514 --> 00:15:02,047
Is now a good time?
338
00:15:02,046 --> 00:15:04,113
Uh, to tell you the truth, it's not.
339
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,146
It's just I have a lot
of emails to deal with,
340
00:15:07,142 --> 00:15:08,440
press inquiries, they're through the roof.
341
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:09,839
Cool. From who?
342
00:15:09,838 --> 00:15:13,339
Whom, sorry. Force of habit.
343
00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:17,570
You know, the usual, the CBC,
the CTV, Globe... and mail.
344
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That's so exciting.
345
00:15:18,762 --> 00:15:20,962
I know! Right? Anyway...
346
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:24,524
I'll let you get to it.
347
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,389
Thank you so much.
348
00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:26,421
Hey, did you see the Angus video?
349
00:15:26,421 --> 00:15:27,720
Oh my God, yes.
350
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,619
- So moving.
- Very moving.
351
00:15:29,617 --> 00:15:30,549
And he's so expressive.
352
00:15:30,549 --> 00:15:31,681
I know it was heartfelt.
353
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,014
Hear him with his emotions?
354
00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:34,379
I teared up. I watched it like ten times.
355
00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:35,779
I cried a lot.
356
00:15:35,778 --> 00:15:37,711
It's amazing. Anyway,
I'll see you later. Okay.
357
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:38,407
- Okay.
- All right, bye.
358
00:15:38,407 --> 00:15:39,941
(Slams door)
359
00:15:43,635 --> 00:15:44,935
(Message indicator beeps)
360
00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:51,902
361
00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:54,428
Malcolm: You must be Lewis.
362
00:15:54,425 --> 00:15:55,990
That's right.
363
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,191
I'm Malcolm Roxborough,
this is my wife, Julie.
364
00:15:59,186 --> 00:16:00,418
Hi.
365
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,851
How about a tour?
366
00:16:03,247 --> 00:16:03,847
Yeah, sure.
367
00:16:09,508 --> 00:16:10,842
Thank you. Okay.
368
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:13,805
This is the "De Sade" room
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in honour of his cell at Charenton
370
00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:19,171
where, of course, he
wrote "120 days of Sodom"
371
00:16:19,165 --> 00:16:22,833
while engaged in activities
that still carry his name.
372
00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:24,824
Daniel: Whoa.
373
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,422
It, it's very impressive.
374
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,752
It was Julie's idea.
375
00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:33,451
Sometimes in court my mind wanders
376
00:16:33,449 --> 00:16:35,216
and I doodle on designs.
377
00:16:35,215 --> 00:16:36,682
In court?
378
00:16:36,681 --> 00:16:37,579
I'm an assistant crown attorney.
379
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:41,715
No kidding. How about you, Malc?
380
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:42,439
I'm the idiot who decided to start
381
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,075
an independent record label.
382
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,238
But what can you do, you've
got to follow your heart.
383
00:16:47,235 --> 00:16:48,234
Am I right?
384
00:16:48,234 --> 00:16:51,735
Yeah. Whoa!
385
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,597
You guys really know how to do it up.
386
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,828
Well, it's a labour of love.
387
00:16:55,826 --> 00:16:57,193
That being said, there's
a small joining fee,
388
00:16:57,192 --> 00:16:58,791
then an annual membership but
for that you get unlimited...
389
00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:02,325
No, a... actually, I'm not here to join,
390
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,587
I'm here to help.
391
00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:05,183
You followed the Eric Cameron affair,
392
00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:07,784
I'm sure.
393
00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:10,181
Terrible. It only reinforces
the worst stereotypes
394
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:11,277
about what we do.
395
00:17:11,277 --> 00:17:13,344
Exactly! But you can seize the moment,
396
00:17:13,341 --> 00:17:15,642
turn this thing around.
397
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,940
Show the public that what you do,
398
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,570
it's just a little bit
of harmless fun, right?
399
00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:23,668
And how exactly would we do that?
400
00:17:24,894 --> 00:17:27,263
Malcolm: We must break
the chains of falsehoods
401
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,260
surrounding what we do.
402
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,657
Crowd: Yeah!
403
00:17:30,656 --> 00:17:33,390
You know how arsonists like
to watch the fires they set?
404
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,987
Crowd: End the shame!
405
00:17:34,986 --> 00:17:36,652
Malcolm: We're not perverts.
Outcasts or deviants...
406
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:39,283
We're your friends and neighbours,
407
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,948
teachers and baristas.
408
00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:45,146
What we do in the privacy of
our own soundproof basements
409
00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:46,975
is our business.
410
00:17:46,973 --> 00:17:49,306
We don't need the government's consent,
411
00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:50,536
we only need ours.
412
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:52,502
Norm: What brings you
to this freak show, hmm?
413
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,666
Because like you, Fontana,
414
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:56,467
I am fascinated by
their political position.
415
00:17:56,463 --> 00:17:57,495
Norm: Sure you are.
416
00:17:57,495 --> 00:17:58,694
- Woman: What do we want?
- All: Sex!
417
00:17:58,694 --> 00:18:01,495
- Woman: And how do we want it?
- All: Rough!
418
00:18:01,491 --> 00:18:03,691
- Woman: What do we want?
- All: Sex!
419
00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:05,655
- Woman: And how do we want it?
- All: Rough!
420
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:08,854
Norm: Norm Fontana, Ottawa Tribune.
421
00:18:08,849 --> 00:18:13,518
I'd like to know, uh, what's your message?
422
00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:15,879
Our message is a plea for tolerance.
423
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:19,210
In a world ravaged by
hate, mistrust and war,
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00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:20,538
we stand for love.
425
00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:23,439
Nice! Cameron pay you to say that?
426
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,569
- Not a penny.
- He wouldn't have to.
427
00:18:25,566 --> 00:18:28,566
You see we'd do anything for Eric.
428
00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:30,828
Eric? You're on a first name basis?
429
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:33,894
I don't whip anyone unless
I know their first name.
430
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,557
Uh-huh.
431
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,254
(Whip cracks)
432
00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:38,653
Comes the shocking news
433
00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:41,719
that disgraced Finance
Minister, Eric Cameron,
434
00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:43,982
had belonged to an
Ottawa sex club for years.
435
00:18:43,979 --> 00:18:45,779
(Laughter)
436
00:18:45,777 --> 00:18:49,012
Newscaster: Where he had multiple
sex partners, female and male.
437
00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:50,908
Oh! Oh.
438
00:18:50,906 --> 00:18:54,373
Newscaster: Whether his late wife
was also a member is not known.
439
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:56,435
Oh, this just gets better and better.
440
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,533
I don't know which one of his advisors
441
00:18:57,533 --> 00:19:00,333
came up with that
little... uh, demonstration,
442
00:19:00,329 --> 00:19:03,030
but the dumbass did us a huge favour.
443
00:19:03,027 --> 00:19:04,493
He certainly did.
444
00:19:04,492 --> 00:19:06,225
Double whammy. Cameron's the laughing stock
445
00:19:06,223 --> 00:19:06,988
and the PM looks like an idiot
446
00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:09,056
for standing by him.
447
00:19:09,053 --> 00:19:10,386
Yeah, Rachel, wow...
448
00:19:10,386 --> 00:19:12,852
people running around having
affairs is so shocking!
449
00:19:12,849 --> 00:19:13,982
Believe me,
450
00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:16,081
she's signing his death
warrant as we speak.
451
00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:17,645
It's a win-win, baby,
452
00:19:17,644 --> 00:19:19,143
that's why we've decided
to move up the rally.
453
00:19:19,142 --> 00:19:21,242
Move... mo... move up the rally?
454
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,439
Get with the picture, Sonny Boy,
455
00:19:22,438 --> 00:19:25,239
CP is being handed to
us on a golden platter.
456
00:19:25,236 --> 00:19:26,402
It's time to slurp it up.
457
00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:28,735
- Yeah, it's just...
- It's just...
458
00:19:28,733 --> 00:19:30,265
It's just that Angus has
a number of commitments.
459
00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:31,531
This is the commitment, Sonny boy,
460
00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:33,296
a dual rally with the next
Prime Minister of Canada
461
00:19:33,294 --> 00:19:35,794
who is, by the way, loving your man.
462
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:37,324
Loving him.
463
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:40,391
Speech fantastic. Is it genuine?
464
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,186
Yeah, yeah, that speech
about the dead wife,
465
00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:42,218
did you stage that or what?
466
00:19:42,218 --> 00:19:44,418
- Actually...
- It doesn't matter.
467
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:46,950
The point is himself
watched it and loved it.
468
00:19:46,947 --> 00:19:48,513
I mean he was bawling.
469
00:19:48,512 --> 00:19:50,245
Hey, I wouldn't be
surprised if there was a seat
470
00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:51,843
at the cabinet table for your man.
471
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,107
Wow, really?
472
00:19:53,106 --> 00:19:54,305
Shocking, I know, but
that's how it is these days.
473
00:19:54,305 --> 00:19:59,509
So why don't you unbusy his schedule
474
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,701
and get him on that stage
next to Quimby, capisce?
475
00:20:02,697 --> 00:20:04,931
Capisce.
476
00:20:04,928 --> 00:20:06,360
- Boom!
- Oh, God.
477
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,358
(Laughter)
478
00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,986
Can I get the cheque please?
479
00:20:14,984 --> 00:20:16,350
And a glass of water.
480
00:20:18,946 --> 00:20:20,546
Okay, pal, option time.
481
00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:23,313
Option one: Admit that you
have no idea where Angus is,
482
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:26,409
get reamed by Stanton, possibly worse.
483
00:20:26,405 --> 00:20:28,539
I see here you purchased two binders...
484
00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:31,170
one inch and two inch...
along with three-hole paper,
485
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,801
tabs, and a caramilk bar.
486
00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,798
I, I was hungry.
487
00:20:35,796 --> 00:20:37,028
That may be,
488
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,326
but that doesn't explain
why you tried to expense
489
00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:41,794
the entire amount of the purchase.
490
00:20:41,789 --> 00:20:43,488
Option two:
491
00:20:43,486 --> 00:20:45,420
Look Lindsay, and Muriel,
and the Petes in the eye
492
00:20:45,419 --> 00:20:47,953
and admit that you have
been misleading them
493
00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:49,348
from the very beginning.
494
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,247
No, no, no!
495
00:20:51,246 --> 00:20:53,280
There's got to be something else.
496
00:20:53,278 --> 00:20:55,711
So you don't want the water?
497
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:56,673
Oh, yeah.
498
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,107
Yes, I would like the water, thank you.
499
00:20:59,104 --> 00:21:00,270
The water. That's it!
500
00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:03,665
You are a genius.
501
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,266
Thanks.
502
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:13,958
He's been working on a water purifier
503
00:21:13,955 --> 00:21:15,922
for northern communities.
504
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,119
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
505
00:21:17,118 --> 00:21:18,784
That should be part of the campaign.
506
00:21:18,783 --> 00:21:20,316
I know, I know.
507
00:21:20,315 --> 00:21:22,682
He just doesn't want it used
for political gain, you know.
508
00:21:22,679 --> 00:21:24,312
So I'm just hoping there's
something in the workshop
509
00:21:24,311 --> 00:21:27,746
that can tell us where he is, some clue.
510
00:21:27,741 --> 00:21:29,241
(Door opening)
511
00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:32,337
Perfect.
512
00:21:32,336 --> 00:21:33,969
I don't get it, there's nothing here.
513
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:36,234
Yeah. That's the clue.
514
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:44,112
Angus: I am most thankful
to you for your warm welcome,
515
00:21:44,107 --> 00:21:46,641
a phrase that has far more meaning up here
516
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,070
than in the South.
517
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:54,605
The first time I was here,
I left feeling ashamed,
518
00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:55,996
angry at the conditions.
519
00:21:57,725 --> 00:21:59,592
I made a promise to my wife
520
00:21:59,590 --> 00:22:02,324
that I would not return
521
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:06,991
unless it was with something
more tangible than my guilt.
522
00:22:09,113 --> 00:22:12,983
I stand before you in all humility to say
523
00:22:14,674 --> 00:22:18,376
I now have that something
524
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:21,606
and I would be most grateful
if you would accept this gift
525
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:22,967
that I brought to you.
526
00:22:23,631 --> 00:22:27,000
The gift of clean water.
527
00:22:26,995 --> 00:22:29,629
- Raj: McLintock?
- Daniel: Yes, Raj.
528
00:22:29,626 --> 00:22:31,093
Angus McLintock, okay,
529
00:22:31,092 --> 00:22:33,291
he's a Professor of engineering at U of O.
530
00:22:33,288 --> 00:22:35,956
And you think he's working
for aboriginal because...
531
00:22:35,953 --> 00:22:38,219
It's a hunch, Raj. You ever play a hunch?
532
00:22:38,216 --> 00:22:41,250
I have a hunch the reason I
haven't seen you in five years
533
00:22:41,246 --> 00:22:43,814
is that you've been living
in a mental institution.
534
00:22:43,811 --> 00:22:44,944
Uh, would you just ask around, okay?
535
00:22:44,944 --> 00:22:47,644
See if he is involved
with any programs here,
536
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,973
- something to do with water.
- Water?
537
00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:52,372
That's all you've got?
538
00:22:52,369 --> 00:22:54,469
Water purification.
539
00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:55,766
Oh, that narrows it down.
540
00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:58,032
Daniel, do you know how
many departments there are
541
00:22:58,029 --> 00:22:59,995
in aboriginal affairs
and northern development?
542
00:22:59,993 --> 00:23:02,027
Departments that barely
speak to each other.
543
00:23:02,025 --> 00:23:03,458
And you want me to see if
they've heard of some guy
544
00:23:03,457 --> 00:23:05,089
named Angus McLintock.
545
00:23:05,088 --> 00:23:06,855
Monique: Angus McLintock?
The guy who did the speech?
546
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:09,954
- Raj: What speech?
- Monique: About his wife.
547
00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:12,817
I was just listening
to it on my headphones.
548
00:23:15,243 --> 00:23:18,145
(Video of Angus) For all of
us, you were the antidote here.
549
00:23:18,142 --> 00:23:20,275
Raj: Wow, ten thousand
hits for a memorial speech?
550
00:23:20,272 --> 00:23:20,804
Who is this guy?
551
00:23:22,202 --> 00:23:32,378
552
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,060
Aaron: Now, we've ID'd a number
of swing streets in the riding,
553
00:23:34,058 --> 00:23:36,191
areas in which we believe
we can be most impactful.
554
00:23:36,189 --> 00:23:38,856
Lindsay: All the blue houses
are traditional Cameron voters,
555
00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:41,554
all the reds voted for Muriel last time,
556
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:42,849
and the yellows are undecided.
557
00:23:42,849 --> 00:23:44,382
So just hand them a pamphlet
558
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,314
and ask them if they need help
getting to the polling station.
559
00:23:46,312 --> 00:23:47,745
Pete 1: Local issues
in a box on the back flap.
560
00:23:47,744 --> 00:23:49,443
I was thinking we'd quote
from the speech about his wife.
561
00:23:49,441 --> 00:23:50,841
Way ahead of you, jer.
562
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,907
Edna: Oh, one hundred dollars?
563
00:23:52,905 --> 00:23:55,771
Oh, that's wonderful.
Thank you so much, dear.
564
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,602
Yes, yes, the rally will be held here
565
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,900
at the residence, tomorrow.
566
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,330
Parker: Check out the
comments on our webpage.
567
00:24:01,329 --> 00:24:03,329
People are loving Angus.
568
00:24:03,327 --> 00:24:04,693
All: Yeah!
569
00:24:04,692 --> 00:24:06,225
Marjorie: We're trending!
570
00:24:06,224 --> 00:24:07,590
(Horn honking)
571
00:24:07,590 --> 00:24:09,390
And we just hit five thousand likes!
572
00:24:09,388 --> 00:24:11,821
All: Yeah! (Clapping)
573
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:12,884
Millie: Look out, everybody, look out.
574
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:16,118
The new campaign T-shirts are here.
575
00:24:16,113 --> 00:24:19,715
T-shirts! Everyone, get
them while they're hot!
576
00:24:22,573 --> 00:24:24,807
Isn't it wonderful, Daniel?
577
00:24:24,805 --> 00:24:27,105
We're really going to do it, aren't we?
578
00:24:27,102 --> 00:24:28,701
Here you go!
579
00:24:41,719 --> 00:24:44,455
The comments on Angus' memorial speech,
580
00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:45,683
they're really piling up.
581
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,581
The only way to win this
thing is to lose this thing,
582
00:24:50,578 --> 00:24:53,512
and the only way to lose this thing
583
00:24:53,508 --> 00:24:54,607
is to hit 'em where it hurts.
584
00:24:56,304 --> 00:24:57,438
I just spent the last hour
585
00:24:57,438 --> 00:24:58,804
setting up a dozen fake email accounts
586
00:24:58,803 --> 00:25:01,102
and then using them to log
into every social media site
587
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,333
known to man,
588
00:25:03,331 --> 00:25:04,897
and a few known only to dog.
589
00:25:04,896 --> 00:25:10,199
I've even started a blog
devoted to calling out Angus.
590
00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:10,588
Here comes the hurt.
591
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:13,922
(Keys clack)
592
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,621
Since when does sentimental crap
substitute for policy positions?
593
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:20,082
Maryanne: Is he even Canadian?
594
00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:22,380
Let's see this great scot's
birth certificate, long form.
595
00:25:22,377 --> 00:25:24,577
Donald: We have a 112 dislikes.
596
00:25:24,585 --> 00:25:27,520
Parker: There's an Angus lies hashtag.
597
00:25:27,516 --> 00:25:28,981
It's trending. It's way up.
598
00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:31,748
Jerry: It's the Cameron
campaign. The bastards!
599
00:25:31,744 --> 00:25:33,443
I'll kill 'em, I'll kill 'em all!
600
00:25:33,442 --> 00:25:34,775
No, Jerry, there'll be no killing.
601
00:25:34,774 --> 00:25:36,407
Ah.
602
00:25:36,406 --> 00:25:38,406
Have you boys got hold of Daniel?
603
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:39,770
Pete 1: I keep getting his voicemail.
604
00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:41,202
Pete 2: I'm texting him,
but he's not responding.
605
00:25:41,201 --> 00:25:45,436
Lindsay: He's probably as
sick about this as we are.
606
00:25:47,227 --> 00:25:48,795
Oh, come on, what is it?
607
00:25:48,794 --> 00:25:51,494
Did you think we'd just
plunk Angus in a wheelbarrow
608
00:25:51,490 --> 00:25:54,257
and just wheel him right up to Parliament?
609
00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:56,954
No. Politics is a dirty business.
610
00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:58,950
So what would Angus do?
611
00:25:58,948 --> 00:25:59,681
He'd hit back.
612
00:25:59,682 --> 00:26:00,847
Yes!
613
00:26:00,847 --> 00:26:01,680
He'd hit back with everything he had.
614
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,780
Yes!
615
00:26:03,778 --> 00:26:06,444
He'd fight fire with fire,
lies with truth. Our truth.
616
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,874
Yeah, that's right, man, let's do this.
617
00:26:07,873 --> 00:26:08,337
Let's do it.
618
00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:13,807
Alrighty, time to enjoy
the fruits of my labours.
619
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,901
If I haven't ruined
Angus' reputation by now,
620
00:26:16,897 --> 00:26:18,329
I never will.
621
00:26:20,226 --> 00:26:22,160
Whoa! What? Go Angus!
622
00:26:22,158 --> 00:26:24,824
Representative of the people.
623
00:26:24,821 --> 00:26:25,820
What the hell?
624
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,320
(Phone rings)
625
00:26:28,683 --> 00:26:29,883
What?
626
00:26:29,883 --> 00:26:31,416
- Rachel: Whoa.
- Daniel: Sorry, what's up?
627
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:32,881
You watching? Fontana got himself a scoop.
628
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,815
Live web interview with
Cameron's former sister-in-law.
629
00:26:36,809 --> 00:26:37,775
Hang on a sec.
630
00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:39,307
(Keys clack)
631
00:26:40,371 --> 00:26:42,239
Sheila: She was in the hospital.
632
00:26:42,237 --> 00:26:45,338
There was no hope and he... he...
633
00:26:49,062 --> 00:26:51,063
Norm: Eric Cameron.
634
00:26:51,061 --> 00:26:52,427
Sheila: (Crying)
635
00:26:52,426 --> 00:26:56,261
That's right, he just left her there.
636
00:26:57,386 --> 00:27:00,021
Left her and went to his club.
637
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,050
How do you know that, Sheila?
638
00:27:01,050 --> 00:27:03,585
Sheila: Because I followed him.
639
00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:04,814
(Laughs)
640
00:27:04,813 --> 00:27:07,314
Well, that's it.
641
00:27:07,311 --> 00:27:10,579
It's gotta be over now, don't you think?
642
00:27:10,575 --> 00:27:11,607
Oh yeah.
643
00:27:11,606 --> 00:27:14,239
This is Norm Fontana, Ottawa Tribune.
644
00:27:17,732 --> 00:27:21,234
Over and out.
645
00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:28,614
Newscaster: It didn't take long
for the Prime Minister to respond
646
00:27:28,611 --> 00:27:31,445
following the bombshell interview.
647
00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:33,144
I spoke with Eric Cameron this morning,
648
00:27:33,143 --> 00:27:35,377
accepted his resignation.
649
00:27:35,374 --> 00:27:37,407
Eric Cameron will not be running
650
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:40,606
in the riding of Cumberland-Prescott,
651
00:27:40,602 --> 00:27:42,502
nor do the rules of
elections Canada allow us
652
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:46,436
at this late date to name a replacement.
653
00:27:46,430 --> 00:27:48,729
However, I have every confidence
654
00:27:48,726 --> 00:27:50,059
that the people of Canada
will make a judgment
655
00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:52,359
based on our policies.
656
00:27:55,852 --> 00:27:57,352
(Phone rings)
657
00:27:58,682 --> 00:28:00,349
(Sighs)
658
00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:09,340
(Phone rings)
659
00:28:12,001 --> 00:28:13,035
Raj! No, no, no, no!
660
00:28:13,035 --> 00:28:15,335
(Phone splashing in water)
661
00:28:46,598 --> 00:28:48,265
Ottawa.
662
00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:51,198
Aboriginal Affairs.
663
00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:53,824
Raj: Raj Singh.
664
00:28:53,825 --> 00:28:55,257
Hey, it's Daniel.
665
00:28:55,256 --> 00:28:56,255
Oh hey, I was just trying to call you.
666
00:28:56,255 --> 00:28:57,088
Daniel: I know, I know, I know.
667
00:28:57,123 --> 00:28:58,356
I dropped my phone in the canal
668
00:28:58,356 --> 00:28:59,555
and I'm standing in a filthy, disgusting,
669
00:28:59,554 --> 00:29:00,986
repulsive phone booth.
670
00:29:00,985 --> 00:29:02,319
Raj: I thought only drug dealers
671
00:29:02,319 --> 00:29:04,519
and guys calling in
bomb threats used those.
672
00:29:04,516 --> 00:29:06,549
Did you find Angus?
673
00:29:06,547 --> 00:29:08,046
Raj: Maybe.
674
00:29:08,045 --> 00:29:11,513
May... maybe? I lost my phone for a maybe?
675
00:29:11,674 --> 00:29:13,175
Uh, here's the thing.
676
00:29:13,174 --> 00:29:17,109
There's a small community
way up north called, um,
677
00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:20,671
uh, let's see, they
gave it this cree name...
678
00:29:20,665 --> 00:29:21,764
You work at Aboriginal Affairs
679
00:29:21,764 --> 00:29:22,629
and you can't pronounce the name
680
00:29:22,629 --> 00:29:23,896
of a goddamn native village?
681
00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:27,029
Can I go on? I'll text you the name.
682
00:29:27,025 --> 00:29:28,858
The point is, the people there have applied
683
00:29:28,856 --> 00:29:30,590
for clean water projects like ten times
684
00:29:30,588 --> 00:29:32,921
in the last twenty years,
685
00:29:32,919 --> 00:29:34,186
and every time they've been denied.
686
00:29:34,185 --> 00:29:36,385
So you think Angus might
be involved with them?
687
00:29:36,448 --> 00:29:38,013
Best I can do.
688
00:29:38,011 --> 00:29:41,012
Okay. Uh, have you got a contact number?
689
00:29:41,008 --> 00:29:43,743
Uh, there's a sat phone. You got a pen?
690
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,973
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
691
00:29:47,434 --> 00:29:48,968
(Water pouring)
692
00:29:53,428 --> 00:29:54,962
(Purifier whirs)
693
00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:00,955
(Water pouring)
694
00:30:02,419 --> 00:30:04,953
(Phone ringing)
695
00:30:08,745 --> 00:30:10,946
Pick up, please. Please, pick up!
696
00:30:12,009 --> 00:30:15,377
Here's mud in your eye, without the mud.
697
00:30:15,372 --> 00:30:17,239
You first.
698
00:30:17,237 --> 00:30:18,937
Right.
699
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,266
(Phone ringing)
700
00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:22,933
Ah!
701
00:30:26,526 --> 00:30:27,526
Tastes pretty good.
702
00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:29,927
(Cheering and applause)
703
00:30:39,013 --> 00:30:41,915
Ha. There's only one thing left to do.
704
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,806
A body at rest, as Newton
said, remains at rest
705
00:30:50,802 --> 00:30:54,804
unless an outside force acts upon it.
706
00:30:54,798 --> 00:30:57,465
That's just what I'm going to do.
707
00:30:57,462 --> 00:30:58,895
I'm going to rest.
708
00:30:58,894 --> 00:31:00,593
That way I can't make things worse
709
00:31:00,591 --> 00:31:02,258
by trying to make them better.
710
00:31:02,257 --> 00:31:03,723
(Knocking)
711
00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:04,987
Come on in, the door's open,
712
00:31:04,986 --> 00:31:07,920
or you can just use your
scythe to knock it down.
713
00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:09,317
I'm fine with that, I don't mind.
714
00:31:09,316 --> 00:31:10,315
I'm ready.
715
00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:12,048
(Door opening)
716
00:31:12,046 --> 00:31:16,815
Lindsay: I've got a treat for
you. My own special recipe.
717
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,469
So why is it purple-ish?
718
00:31:25,465 --> 00:31:27,232
(Laughs) From the beets.
719
00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:28,529
Ah, right.
720
00:31:28,529 --> 00:31:29,729
You were right, by the way.
721
00:31:29,728 --> 00:31:30,559
All the papers are there, the networks,
722
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,228
I think I even saw the CNN van.
723
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:34,624
(Coughing)
724
00:31:34,624 --> 00:31:36,757
- You okay?
- No, I'm good.
725
00:31:40,082 --> 00:31:42,217
Oh uh...
726
00:31:42,215 --> 00:31:43,914
Friend of yours?
727
00:31:43,913 --> 00:31:45,746
No, I was in a phone
booth, getting a number.
728
00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:48,678
- Mm-hmm.
- No, I mean it, I, look...
729
00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:50,274
I think I know where Angus is.
730
00:31:50,273 --> 00:31:51,606
That's wonderful!
731
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:53,472
Then he's going to be at the rally?
732
00:31:53,470 --> 00:31:55,669
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
733
00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:57,634
I'm going to pick him up at the airport.
734
00:31:57,632 --> 00:31:58,664
That's why I was lying on the floor...
735
00:31:58,664 --> 00:32:00,397
'cause if I was napping in my bed
736
00:32:00,395 --> 00:32:01,861
I would have fallen asleep,
737
00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:03,560
and then I could have
missed the pickup, so I...
738
00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:07,227
You poor thing. You must be exhausted.
739
00:32:07,222 --> 00:32:08,922
Do you want me to go?
740
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:12,488
No. Well, yes, yes, I want
you to go to the rally.
741
00:32:12,483 --> 00:32:15,817
I want you to make balloon animals.
742
00:32:15,812 --> 00:32:17,045
I'm going to have a shower and get changed,
743
00:32:17,045 --> 00:32:21,647
and then I'm going to go
and pick up Angus, okay?
744
00:32:27,132 --> 00:32:28,633
Lindsay wait.
745
00:32:35,324 --> 00:32:37,626
I can't do it anymore.
746
00:32:38,188 --> 00:32:39,522
What do you mean?
747
00:32:39,521 --> 00:32:42,722
This, this is, it's killing me.
748
00:32:42,718 --> 00:32:46,653
I'm not being true to you or myself.
749
00:32:47,745 --> 00:32:50,147
I see. Well, if that's the way you feel.
750
00:32:50,144 --> 00:32:51,576
No, no, Lindsay...
751
00:32:51,575 --> 00:32:52,941
You don't have to say it. I rushed you.
752
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:53,839
What?
753
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:55,272
Guess I only have myself to blame.
754
00:32:55,271 --> 00:32:57,371
Your relationship moratorium,
755
00:32:57,369 --> 00:32:58,902
I guess I got the wrong signals.
756
00:32:58,901 --> 00:33:01,067
No, no, no, no. No, no,
you... let's not drag it out.
757
00:33:01,065 --> 00:33:02,532
I just wish...
758
00:33:02,531 --> 00:33:05,131
Well, I just wish you hadn't told me
759
00:33:05,127 --> 00:33:06,927
on today of all days.
760
00:33:06,926 --> 00:33:08,559
Ah...
761
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:12,556
See you at the rally.
762
00:33:16,015 --> 00:33:17,548
(Door slams)
763
00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,504
(Crowd chatter)
764
00:33:28,503 --> 00:33:30,536
Crowd: Hey! Hey! (Cheering)
765
00:33:32,365 --> 00:33:34,532
Hello! A great day for a party.
766
00:33:35,994 --> 00:33:38,996
Good to see you.
767
00:33:38,992 --> 00:33:39,691
Good to see you.
768
00:33:39,692 --> 00:33:41,057
Thank you for coming.
769
00:33:41,056 --> 00:33:42,523
So good. Oh, sir.
770
00:33:43,986 --> 00:33:44,519
(Crowd chatter)
771
00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:49,451
Yowser.
772
00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:52,279
Hi.
773
00:33:52,278 --> 00:33:53,577
Muriel, where's McLintock?
774
00:33:53,576 --> 00:33:56,043
Speaking of which,
where the hell is Daniel?
775
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,906
He'll be here.
776
00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:59,138
Oh, who are you?
777
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:02,305
This is my granddaughter.
778
00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,100
Oh. Isn't she terrific?
779
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:04,399
Yeah, nice to meet you.
780
00:34:04,399 --> 00:34:06,499
We've got to be in Edmonton by seven.
781
00:34:06,496 --> 00:34:09,430
Oh, Edmonton isn't going anywhere.
782
00:34:12,888 --> 00:34:14,422
(Crowd chatters)
783
00:34:24,909 --> 00:34:26,609
(Buttons beep)
784
00:34:26,608 --> 00:34:29,276
Search parties were ready
to go out searching...
785
00:34:29,272 --> 00:34:30,271
- Where was that?
- Now I remember.
786
00:34:30,271 --> 00:34:34,573
That was Banff. I got lost in Banff.
787
00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:37,735
Everybody out! There's been a bomb threat!
788
00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:39,129
What?
789
00:34:39,128 --> 00:34:40,594
Jerry: Stay calm.
790
00:34:40,593 --> 00:34:43,127
Don't panic! Don't panic! Stay calm!
791
00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:45,291
Leave in an orderly fashion!
792
00:34:45,289 --> 00:34:49,090
No running! Shoving or elbowing!
793
00:34:49,084 --> 00:34:50,183
Leave in an orderly fashion!
794
00:34:50,183 --> 00:34:53,084
Don't panic! Keep moving!
795
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,847
Into the street, into the street!
796
00:34:54,846 --> 00:34:56,279
(Sirens wail)
797
00:35:08,829 --> 00:35:10,097
What's going on?
798
00:35:10,097 --> 00:35:12,597
Some fool called in a bomb threat.
799
00:35:12,594 --> 00:35:13,826
(Gasps)
800
00:35:13,825 --> 00:35:14,957
It was a false alarm.
801
00:35:14,957 --> 00:35:17,258
Phew! Still, what a shame.
802
00:35:18,686 --> 00:35:21,721
I guess that means they had
to call off the rally, right?
803
00:35:21,717 --> 00:35:23,384
Ha! Not at all.
804
00:35:23,383 --> 00:35:23,447
They just took it down
to the farmers' market.
805
00:35:28,742 --> 00:35:29,909
(Cheering)
806
00:35:29,909 --> 00:35:31,876
- Thank you!
- Yeah!
807
00:35:31,874 --> 00:35:34,674
Thank you. Yes!
808
00:35:34,670 --> 00:35:36,270
(Cheering)
809
00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,937
George: Now our opponents can
try every dirty trick in the book.
810
00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:41,797
They can call us names.
811
00:35:41,796 --> 00:35:43,163
Crowds: Boo!
812
00:35:43,162 --> 00:35:44,494
They can attack us on the Internet,
813
00:35:44,493 --> 00:35:46,960
they can even try and
break up one of our rallies.
814
00:35:46,957 --> 00:35:49,190
Crowd: No! No! No way!
815
00:35:50,419 --> 00:35:53,287
But there's one thing they can't do,
816
00:35:53,283 --> 00:35:55,617
and that's run away from their record!
817
00:35:55,615 --> 00:35:57,181
(Cheering)
818
00:36:01,108 --> 00:36:02,775
Now I am sorry that Angus McLintock
819
00:36:02,773 --> 00:36:04,841
could not be here today,
820
00:36:04,839 --> 00:36:06,404
but as I understand it,
821
00:36:06,403 --> 00:36:09,305
he's attending to an
important family matter.
822
00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:13,169
And as we all know from
that beautiful video,
823
00:36:13,163 --> 00:36:15,363
that we've all seen, Angus McLintock,
824
00:36:15,361 --> 00:36:20,497
unlike Eric Cameron,
actually cares about family!
825
00:36:20,488 --> 00:36:21,754
Yes!
826
00:36:21,754 --> 00:36:22,886
(Cheering and applause)
827
00:36:22,886 --> 00:36:25,487
Angus McLintock is the
right man for this riding.
828
00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:28,584
Angus McLintock is the
right man for this country.
829
00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:29,713
(Cheering)
830
00:36:29,713 --> 00:36:32,347
And when I lead our party back to power,
831
00:36:32,343 --> 00:36:35,811
Angus McLintock is going
to have a seat in our table.
832
00:36:35,806 --> 00:36:37,839
Yeah! (Cheering)
833
00:36:37,837 --> 00:36:39,703
You want to know why?
834
00:36:39,701 --> 00:36:41,033
Crowd: Why?
835
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:43,133
Well, the McLintock trio knows why.
836
00:36:45,527 --> 00:36:49,931
837
00:36:49,924 --> 00:36:51,991
He's walking the walk
838
00:36:51,989 --> 00:36:54,055
and he's talking the talk
839
00:36:55,251 --> 00:36:58,051
who you gonna vote for? Mc-lin-tock
840
00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:01,981
yes, he's walking the walk
841
00:37:01,977 --> 00:37:04,043
and he's talking the talk
842
00:37:04,939 --> 00:37:06,607
who you gonna vote for?
843
00:37:06,606 --> 00:37:08,038
Mc-lin-tock!
844
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,965
Oh, he built a mighty bridge
845
00:37:15,963 --> 00:37:17,929
cross a river that does rage
846
00:37:17,927 --> 00:37:19,894
he's the man for the people
847
00:37:19,892 --> 00:37:22,960
for the people need a sage
848
00:37:22,956 --> 00:37:24,956
oh, he's walking the walk
849
00:37:24,954 --> 00:37:28,155
and he's talking the talk
850
00:37:28,151 --> 00:37:31,017
who you gonna vote for? Mc-lin-tock
851
00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:38,344
(Cheering)
852
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,272
Yeah!
853
00:37:39,272 --> 00:37:41,639
Friends, we're almost there!
854
00:37:41,636 --> 00:37:42,768
Thank you very much!
855
00:37:42,768 --> 00:37:45,402
Merci beaucoup, merci beaucoup !
856
00:37:45,399 --> 00:37:46,965
(Cheering)
857
00:37:51,601 --> 00:37:52,467
Man: Jerry?
858
00:37:52,468 --> 00:37:54,635
Morning, all!
859
00:37:54,632 --> 00:37:56,966
Anybody hungry? Huh?
860
00:37:59,293 --> 00:38:04,928
Look, I am so sorry that I
missed the rally yesterday
861
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,887
and the whole bomb scare madness,
862
00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,985
but have I ever got a story for you.
863
00:38:09,073 --> 00:38:10,673
You're not even going to believe this.
864
00:38:10,672 --> 00:38:12,672
I was going to pick...
865
00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:17,070
Huh. Okay, okay.
866
00:38:17,065 --> 00:38:18,031
Somebody want to tell me what's going on?
867
00:38:18,031 --> 00:38:20,297
Is it don't talk to Daniel day?
868
00:38:20,294 --> 00:38:23,229
You tell him, boys. I
can't bear to look at him.
869
00:38:23,225 --> 00:38:24,958
What? What do you mean
you can't look at me?
870
00:38:24,957 --> 00:38:26,356
Professor, we detected a pattern
871
00:38:26,355 --> 00:38:29,490
regarding the comments that
were being posted yesterday.
872
00:38:29,486 --> 00:38:32,087
Pete 2: We analyzed the
grammar style and usage,
873
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:34,817
and it all came from one person.
874
00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:36,613
Well, that can't be right.
875
00:38:36,611 --> 00:38:38,944
It can be, Professor,
876
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:41,210
and we fully know who that person is.
877
00:38:41,207 --> 00:38:43,073
My stepbrother's in I.T.
He traced the comments,
878
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:47,407
the posts, the blogs,...
879
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,966
yours.
880
00:38:52,594 --> 00:38:54,761
Well, th... that... what?
881
00:38:54,759 --> 00:38:58,895
Oh, that is... wow. Wow!
882
00:38:58,888 --> 00:39:01,188
How low will the Cameron campaign go?
883
00:39:01,186 --> 00:39:04,821
I mean they, they must
have... that is just scary.
884
00:39:04,815 --> 00:39:06,949
Daniel, don't make it worse.
885
00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:10,945
It all adds up.
886
00:39:10,942 --> 00:39:12,775
Pete 1: He can't admit it.
887
00:39:12,773 --> 00:39:15,941
Daniel, acronym for denial. Boom.
888
00:39:17,301 --> 00:39:19,936
I believe the word you're
looking for is anagram.
889
00:39:21,763 --> 00:39:24,765
Okay. Okay, yes, I did it,
890
00:39:24,761 --> 00:39:26,493
okay, I wrote all those posts.
891
00:39:26,491 --> 00:39:28,191
Wait, wait, wait,
892
00:39:28,190 --> 00:39:29,189
just because Eric Cameron
is out of the running,
893
00:39:29,189 --> 00:39:31,823
it does not mean that this is a lock.
894
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:34,621
Muriel: Oh, that's enough, Daniel,
we've heard enough from you.
895
00:39:34,662 --> 00:39:37,063
We want to talk to Angus.
896
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:38,025
Well, hey, I wanted to talk to Angus too,
897
00:39:38,025 --> 00:39:39,892
but I have no idea where he is.
898
00:39:39,890 --> 00:39:41,322
Well, you told Lindsay he was up north.
899
00:39:41,321 --> 00:39:42,954
Is he?
900
00:39:44,684 --> 00:39:46,418
He wanted that kept secret.
901
00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:48,083
So you do know.
902
00:39:48,082 --> 00:39:50,182
Ow, ow, ow! I don't know where he is, okay?
903
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,844
The north is a very big
place, it's very big.
904
00:39:51,843 --> 00:39:53,277
Let him go, Jerry, let him go.
905
00:39:53,276 --> 00:39:56,544
Ow. Ow.
906
00:39:56,540 --> 00:39:57,939
That really hurt, Jerry.
907
00:39:59,401 --> 00:40:01,302
Goodbye, Daniel.
908
00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:02,667
What?
909
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:04,966
We can't trust you anymore.
910
00:40:04,964 --> 00:40:07,698
You've tried to sabotage this campaign,
911
00:40:07,694 --> 00:40:08,793
you have gone out of your way
912
00:40:08,793 --> 00:40:10,993
to protect and defend Eric Cameron,
913
00:40:10,990 --> 00:40:13,791
and you're hiding our
own candidate from us.
914
00:40:13,788 --> 00:40:16,688
Now that may be your newfangled idea
915
00:40:16,684 --> 00:40:17,583
of some way to win an election,
916
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,216
but from where I stand,
917
00:40:19,215 --> 00:40:22,417
it looks like some
newfangled way to lose one.
918
00:40:22,412 --> 00:40:23,610
Shame on you!
919
00:40:23,610 --> 00:40:25,911
All: Shame! Shame!
920
00:40:28,304 --> 00:40:28,904
So, Daniel,
921
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:34,770
you need to decide whether you
want to be part of this team.
922
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:37,465
If you do, you can come back.
923
00:40:37,462 --> 00:40:39,062
You can play it our way,
924
00:40:39,061 --> 00:40:41,896
but don't you dare come back without Angus.
925
00:40:49,249 --> 00:40:50,782
The donuts stay.
926
00:40:57,141 --> 00:40:57,773
(Sigh)
927
00:40:59,771 --> 00:41:01,739
Okay, everybody, let's get back to work.
928
00:41:01,737 --> 00:41:03,704
We have a man to elect to office.
929
00:41:03,702 --> 00:41:07,770
(Traditional country music plays)
930
00:41:27,176 --> 00:41:28,309
(Clapping)
931
00:41:28,309 --> 00:41:29,741
(Door creaks open)
932
00:41:31,339 --> 00:41:33,739
(Crickets chirping)
933
00:41:50,552 --> 00:41:52,686
This one's for you, my love.
934
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,150
935
00:41:59,144 --> 00:42:01,677
(Phone ringing)
936
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:14,664
If only I had a sign
that you were listenin'.
937
00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:22,658
(Chuckles) Damn it, that's my girl.
938
00:42:24,948 --> 00:42:27,983
Only you could get me crying
in such a beautiful place.
939
00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:29,645
(Laughs)
940
00:42:46,392 --> 00:42:48,926
Fine night, is it not, George?
941
00:42:48,923 --> 00:42:51,257
Yeah.
942
00:42:51,254 --> 00:42:55,122
Just saw a shootin' star.
943
00:42:55,116 --> 00:42:56,549
We've got those.
944
00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:02,246
There's a call for you on the sat phone.
945
00:43:02,243 --> 00:43:05,143
I wonder who it could be?
946
00:43:10,363 --> 00:43:12,763
(Crickets chirping)
947
00:43:12,764 --> 00:43:15,799
(Country music plays through phone)
948
00:43:16,634 --> 00:43:17,418
Announcer: Next Monday...
949
00:43:17,784 --> 00:43:19,618
- You're fired.
- I... I work for Angus!
950
00:43:19,619 --> 00:43:22,528
You mean Bigfoot? No one has ever seen him!
951
00:43:22,529 --> 00:43:23,952
What are you going to do if he wins? Huh?
952
00:43:23,959 --> 00:43:26,522
All: Angus! Angus!
953
00:43:26,533 --> 00:43:28,710
Announcer: The series finale
of The Best Laid Plans,
954
00:43:28,713 --> 00:43:31,302
next Monday at 9:00 on CBC.
955
00:43:31,303 --> 00:43:32,303
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