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(Traffic rumbles)
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National News Anchor: ...stay
with us here at the decision desk
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as we bring you
election results
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from coast to coast to coast.
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As Canadians go to the polls
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for the fourth timein six years.
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(Heavy breathing, moaning)
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Daniel: Shoes, shoes.
Take-take 'em off.
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(Heavy breathing, moaning)
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Rachel: Oh, God. My
heart is racing.
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Daniel: Mine too. Mine too.
Mine too.
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Rachel: I should just
check the Twitter feed.
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Daniel: No, no, no. Do it later.
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Rachel: We only have 15 minutes
before George's victory rally.
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Daniel: That-that-that's
plenty of time.
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Rachel:Okay. Let's go to the back.
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National News Anchor:...Let's take another look
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at province by province analysis
of party penetration.
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Rachel: Life doesn't get
any better than this!
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Agghhh!
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Whoa!
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(Laughing)
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Daniel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
(Rachel laughs)
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National News Anchor: The polls have just
closed in Newfoundland and Labrador.
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Cannonball!
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Daniel: Yeah. Yeah. Good.
Good. That's good.
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National News Anchor: Key metrics
in these three swing ridings,
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seem to indicatethat the prime minister,
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Dianne Gagnon,
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will form yet anotherminority government.
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Rachel:
Premature transmission.
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Daniel:
What?
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Rachel: They released the results
before the polls closed in B.C.
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Daniel: That's a
violation of section 329
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of the Canada Elections Act.
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This is a big,
big disappointment
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to opposition leader
George Quimby.
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(Phones suddenly erupt,
buzzing and ringing)
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- Where is my phone?!
- Where is my phone?!
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As captain of this band
of merry sailors
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I'm a black mark
I'm a failure
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but before you
watch me drown
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I'm relinquishing command
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for something
I don't understand
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this man's about to turn
his whole life upside down
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I settled here
on a new shore
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my lips were blue
and my legs were sore
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and I forget if I was pushed
or I jumped overboard
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and after all this time,
what's the difference?
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Daniel:According to legend,
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Ottawa gets its namefrom an old Algonquin word
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meaning "Lets make a deal."
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For some people,that's how politics is...
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A whole lot of wheelingand dealing.
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After you've worked herefor a while,
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it's hard to disagree.
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My name is Daniel Addison.
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Five years ago,I arrived on Parliament Hill
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with a PhDin Canadian literature,
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a copy of Orwell's "Politicsand the English Language,"
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and dreams of crafting speeches
of such clarity, eloquence
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and persuasive power
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that they would rouse Canadians
from their apathy,
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and spark an outbreak of lively,
intelligent discourse.
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Female tourist: 'Scuse me!
Hi. Do you work here?
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Why yes I do.
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We're having a fight about
the Queen and the Parliament.
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Ah, yes. Many people
are confused by the nature
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of our Constitutional Monarchy...
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Female tourist:
Does she live there?
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Oh, that's actually
the Peace Tower.
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Have a nice day.
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Whoa!
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(Door creaks open and shut)
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George Quimby:Merci de monsieur le president,
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our leader, George Quimby.
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A good man, a decent man...
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With all of the star quality
of a low-fat muffin.
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George Quimby:...Les actes brutaux
commis par le gouvernment de suede...
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Daniel: (Winces)No, not Sweden... Syria.
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George:
De La syrie...
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Stanton:
Addison.
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Bradley Stanton.
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George's chief of staff,
and veteran spinmeister.
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His one goal in life:
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To get the party and himself
back in power.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What's that?
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This is George's speech
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for the Economic Club
this afternoon.
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I'll take that.
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Uh, George asked me
to give it to him myself...
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Relax. He'll have plenty
of time...
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- He specifically asked...
- Just gonna do a quick scan
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- directly into his hands.
- before I hand it over.
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Hmm.
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Hmm. (Chuckles)
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(Laughs)
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Addison, you are a genius.
Seriously.
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You are the best speechwriter
we've ever had.
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Oh, thank you.
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I-I was really trying to strike
the perfect balance
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between scolding
the banks while not...
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What-what are you
doing?
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Just a quick punch up.
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Right.
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Daniel: Every Tuesday we
gather in Stanton's office
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for a "Thought Shower,"as he calls it.
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It's bad science.
It's bad public policy.
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It does nothing to address
the real root of crime
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in poverty
and youth unemployment.
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(All in agreement)
Hmm-hmm. Yeah.
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Stanton:
I disagree.
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Daniel:
Why?
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Stanton: Prisons. No prisons.
The base doesn't care.
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Daniel: Well, if the base doesn't
care, then we have nothing to lose...
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Stanton: But 21 percent
of "Security Moms" think
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our party is soft on crime.
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Daniel: So?
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It's an easy get.
Low hanging fruit.
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You know, I read somewhere
that low hanging fruit
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is actually
the last to get picked.
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Next.
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Electoral reform.
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Doesn't play.
We're dropping it.
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Whoa!
Are you serious?
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Electoral reform was one
of the central planks of our...
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Yeah, well, John Q. Taxpayer
thinks it's a snore.
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Last item.
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We're down to the final twochoices for eye glasses.
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Option number one.
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Option number two.
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Number two it is.
Thank you.
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Boys and girls,
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I know it's summer
and the house is in recess,
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but we need to be ready
to hit the ground running
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for a fall election,
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because, as you know, Canadians
deserve the chance to choose.
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So stay keen, stay sharp.
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Class dismissed.
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(Claps) Go get 'em!
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(Chatter)
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I'll-I'll see you later.
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(Moans, yawning)
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You had a late night?
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Strategy meeting
with Warrington.
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Pipeline, native rights,blah, blah, blah.
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Hey, did you change
the password?
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I can't get online.
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Oh, yeah, Warrington's idea.
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Are we out of soy butter?
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- Why?
- Why?!
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Oh, yeah, he, uh...
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Was worried about staffer's
accounts being hacked.
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So listen, I was thinking
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maybe we could get away
this weekend.
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I'm hearing about
this hotel in St. Foy.
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It's in an old mill
they've turned it...
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Are you kidding?
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Why?
What's wrong with...
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You heard Stanton.
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We can't afford
to take time off right now.
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We have to be ready to hit
the ground running in the fall.
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I don't know,
four elections in six years,
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don't you think voters
might be getting a little sick
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of going to the polls?
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Daniel, Canadians deserve
a chance to choose.
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Right.
Yeah. Totally.
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The important thing is notto let the cynicism get to you;
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to remember that politics
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really is the artof the possible;
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that good ideascan still prevail;
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that individuals really canmake a difference.
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Let me get this straight,
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you want me to write a speech
about the tar sands...
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Oil sands.
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Referring to them
as "ethical oil"
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Yup.
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And using the term
"job gusher."
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That's it.
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So nine months ago
I wrote a speech for George
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in which he referred
to the tar sands
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as an ecological holocaust,
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and he compared using bitumen
to "burning a Picasso for heat."
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An expression, by the way,which you insisted that I use.
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Right. So?
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So it's a complete
freaking flip-flop.
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No...
We're walking it back.
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- To a flip-flop.
Stanton: - To a pivot.
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We're going in circles here,
Addison.
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Right.
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So words mean the opposite now?
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Is that what this is?
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Is that why we're the party
in opposition?
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Jesus. Just do your job,
would you?
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Without all the attitude.
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Technically, I was hired...
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178-billion barrels of oil
in the ground
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and we're supposed
to just leave it there?
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With 28 seats in Alberta?
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It's basic math, Addison.
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I would like to speak
with Warrington.
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He is the energy critic
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and he would never
approve this...
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This comes directly
from Warrington.
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I don't believe you...
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Addison, you're a speechwriter.
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You're a dime a dozen.
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Leave policy-making
to the professionals, capiche?
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Okay.
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(Computer keys clack)
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Ethical oil...
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Job gusher...
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Maybe throw in a line
about women's rights.
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What?
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You know, Fort McMurray
versus Saudi Arabia.
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(Chuckles)
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You know chicks over there,
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they aren't even
allowed to drive?
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How messed up is that?
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Wow.
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"Canada is one of
the best places in the world
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to be a woman...
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Why?
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No.
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"Every barrel of conflict oil
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goes towards
the very repression..."
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(Computer keys clack)
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"The choice is clear:
Democracy or Petrocracy."
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Sir Wilfrid Laurier,
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seventh Prime Minister
of Canada.
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Personal hero of mine.
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"For my part,
I ask only one thing,
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that we be judged
according to our principles."
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I need to talk to Warrington.
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This part of centre blockis hallowed ground for me...
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filled with imagesof men and women
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who have spent their livesin service to their country...
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So I'll try and staywithin the bounds
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of parliamentary language
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in describingwhat happened next.
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(Heavy breathing, moaning)
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There was Rachel, on her knees,
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in front of Warrington,
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enthusiastically lobbyinghis caucus.
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(Rachel moans with pleasure)
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It didn't take long beforedick Warrington begged leave
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to introducea private member's bill.
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They were well on their wayto royal assent
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when I roseon a point of privilege...
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But changed my mind.
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(Vomits)
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I'm well out of it...
262
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all that horse-trading,backstabbing, power-grubbing.
263
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It's all for the best.
264
00:11:43,361 --> 00:11:45,630
It's time to move on.
265
00:11:46,891 --> 00:11:49,459
In politics,leaving your options open...
266
00:11:49,456 --> 00:11:51,623
standard operating procedure.
267
00:11:52,985 --> 00:11:55,220
I'd recently receiveda letter of inquiry
268
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from my old Alma Mater,
269
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asking if I'd be interestedin teaching
270
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in the department of English.
271
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I hadn't exactlyturned him down.
272
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Phillip: Yes. The
position is still open.
273
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Part-time for now.
274
00:12:06,338 --> 00:12:08,506
But it could turn
into something more...
275
00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:10,737
tenure track,
for the right person...
276
00:12:10,735 --> 00:12:15,270
Hmm... with, say, a PhD
in the socio-historical origins
277
00:12:15,262 --> 00:12:17,497
of Canadian literary humour?
278
00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:19,627
And your connections
ain't bad either.
279
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:23,961
May I ask why you chose
to leave politics?
280
00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:29,190
I've always felt most at home
in an academic environment.
281
00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:32,315
Stanton:It's a knife to the heart!
282
00:12:32,312 --> 00:12:35,146
With an election
on the horizon,
283
00:12:35,143 --> 00:12:36,709
you just abandon ship,
284
00:12:36,707 --> 00:12:40,476
leaving us in the lurch
without a shred of remorse!
285
00:12:40,471 --> 00:12:42,537
I apologize
for the short notice.
286
00:12:42,535 --> 00:12:44,535
However, I do take comfort
in the knowledge
287
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,700
that guys like me
are a dime a dozen.
288
00:12:46,697 --> 00:12:50,332
George: W-we appreciate
all you've done for us.
289
00:12:50,327 --> 00:12:52,093
You're the best, Addington.
290
00:12:52,092 --> 00:12:53,158
It's Addison.
291
00:12:53,157 --> 00:12:54,456
George:
Of course.
292
00:12:56,054 --> 00:12:58,488
Well, thank you, George.
293
00:12:58,485 --> 00:13:01,453
And best of luck to you
and to the party.
294
00:13:02,513 --> 00:13:04,714
George:Where will you be going?
295
00:13:04,711 --> 00:13:07,446
Oh, I'm taking a job
at the University of Ottawa.
296
00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:09,943
Hoping to find a place
in Cumberland,
297
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,072
on the river.
298
00:13:11,072 --> 00:13:12,906
It's a nice commute.
299
00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:14,102
Cumberland?
300
00:13:14,101 --> 00:13:15,034
Eric Cameron's riding.
301
00:13:15,035 --> 00:13:15,834
Do we have a candidate?
302
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,166
Not yet.
303
00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:18,331
Ha! Ha!
Good luck with that.
304
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,433
Safest seat in all of Canada.
305
00:13:25,789 --> 00:13:27,423
What?
306
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:31,488
Oh, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
307
00:13:31,484 --> 00:13:33,952
We can't let Cameron
run unopposed.
308
00:13:33,949 --> 00:13:35,348
That would be wrong.
309
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,080
It's a matter of principle.
310
00:13:37,078 --> 00:13:37,843
It's a matter of pride.
311
00:13:37,844 --> 00:13:39,378
Forget it.
312
00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:40,009
Find yourself another
useful idiot
313
00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:41,574
because I am done.
314
00:13:41,573 --> 00:13:43,339
George: You're breaking
my heart, Daniel.
315
00:13:43,338 --> 00:13:46,106
Well, I'm sorry, George.
I am really.
316
00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:48,302
You little piece of merde!
317
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,868
After all this party
has done for you.
318
00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:52,163
Done for me?
319
00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:55,564
We made you, we can break you.
320
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:59,194
Are you aware that everything
you say is a cliche?
321
00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:00,221
You don't want me
as your enemy.
322
00:14:00,221 --> 00:14:01,287
Why? What are you
going to do?
323
00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:02,152
Fit me for a pair
of cement shoes
324
00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:03,518
and throw me
in the Ottawa River?
325
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:04,884
I'm just saying, I hope
you've been very careful
326
00:14:04,884 --> 00:14:06,316
with your tax returns
327
00:14:06,315 --> 00:14:08,215
for the last,
I don't know, seven years.
328
00:14:08,213 --> 00:14:10,280
(Chuckles)
What kind of threat is that?
329
00:14:10,278 --> 00:14:13,712
A call to CRA,
from a highly-placed source.
330
00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:14,906
Oh, come on.
331
00:14:14,906 --> 00:14:16,272
Not to mention the RCMP.
332
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:17,270
I'm sure they'd be
very interested
333
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,237
to learn about
your drug dealing days.
334
00:14:19,235 --> 00:14:22,737
My what?
I didn't even smoke pot.
335
00:14:22,732 --> 00:14:24,331
Says you.
336
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:28,632
Not to mention
the sexual harassment charges.
337
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,559
Daniel.
338
00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:32,056
No, George, there was no
sexual harassment of any kind!
339
00:14:32,055 --> 00:14:34,355
And once that gets out there,
340
00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:38,283
you can kiss your cushy
university job goodbye.
341
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:41,182
Why? What? George!
342
00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:45,346
Daniel, I don't want
to pressure you,
343
00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:48,141
but I would take it
as a personal favour
344
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,271
if you would just help us out.
345
00:14:50,269 --> 00:14:52,837
You can have a free hand
with the campaign.
346
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,165
Run it however you like.
347
00:14:55,563 --> 00:15:00,166
This party desperately needs
people with your integrity.
348
00:15:06,951 --> 00:15:08,751
Fine. Fine.
I will do this.
349
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,417
I will do this for you.
350
00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:12,415
I'll find a candidate.
I'll run the campaign.
351
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,712
But once it's over,
that's it, I'm out.
352
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:14,611
Stanton:
Great.
353
00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:17,145
Good. Good.
354
00:15:17,142 --> 00:15:18,675
We won't forget this,
Addington.
355
00:15:18,674 --> 00:15:20,573
Daniel:
Addison.
356
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,504
Of course.
357
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,135
Yeah.
358
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,641
Student: Hey, dude, are
you looking to share?
359
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,806
'Cause my friends and I got
this totally ill crib
360
00:15:38,803 --> 00:15:41,137
down in Orleans.
361
00:15:41,135 --> 00:15:42,368
Five bedrooms, four guys,
362
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:45,300
rabbit named Chet,
Chet's a bro,
363
00:15:45,296 --> 00:15:47,397
a dishwasher...
George Foreman grill.
364
00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:49,961
Actually looking for a place
for myself,
365
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:52,158
but, uh, thanks, dude.
366
00:15:52,155 --> 00:15:53,121
Yeah. All right,
no problem.
367
00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:55,757
- Peace out, bro.
- Right on.
368
00:15:55,753 --> 00:15:57,486
Sincerity...
369
00:15:57,485 --> 00:16:00,285
I've almost forgotten
what it sounds like.
370
00:16:07,406 --> 00:16:08,740
Caller 1:It just makes me sick.
371
00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:11,273
It's a total wasteof taxpayers money.
372
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,304
Radio host:Okay, thank you.
373
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,133
Francine from Gatineau?Your thoughts?
374
00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:18,331
Caller 2: Haven't the opposition
got better things to be doing
375
00:16:18,329 --> 00:16:21,096
than forcing another electionon us?
376
00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:23,460
The whole thing is a scandal,
377
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,191
even worse than those senators.I am fed up.
378
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:27,354
Radio host:Thank you.
379
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,320
We have timefor one more caller.
380
00:16:29,318 --> 00:16:31,852
Jonathan from Kanata.Your thoughts?
381
00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:34,149
Caller 3: Yeah, I'll tell
you the problem: Karlsson.
382
00:16:34,146 --> 00:16:36,379
He's too focused on offense.
383
00:16:36,377 --> 00:16:37,676
Just cause he wonthe Norris Trophy
384
00:16:37,675 --> 00:16:39,909
he thinks he can run aroundchasing pucks
385
00:16:39,907 --> 00:16:41,807
in the neutral zone.
386
00:16:41,805 --> 00:16:42,904
Radio host: Sorry. What does all
this have to do with the possibility
387
00:16:42,904 --> 00:16:44,704
of a fall election.
388
00:16:44,702 --> 00:16:46,702
Caller 3: Oh. I heard you
mention the senators.
389
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:50,535
I thought you were talkingabout last night's game.
390
00:16:50,529 --> 00:16:54,163
(Laughs) I don't know nothingabout politics.
391
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,487
(Door creaks open)
392
00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:02,151
(Knocks)
393
00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:06,645
Not interested!
Goodbye.
394
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:08,445
Cheeriou the nou!
395
00:17:08,443 --> 00:17:10,777
Daniel: Oh no! I-I'm here
about the apartment.
396
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:11,841
We spoke on the phone.
397
00:17:11,841 --> 00:17:13,908
My name is Daniel Addison.
398
00:17:13,906 --> 00:17:16,072
Ah. Sorry.
Ma heid's mince.
399
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:19,671
Come in. Come in.
Won't be a moment.
400
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:20,631
Oh. Ah, here you go.
401
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,031
Oh, thank you.
402
00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:24,330
Not that I get much joy
out of it.
403
00:17:24,328 --> 00:17:28,430
Yesterday, I read an article
on sewage treatment.
404
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,822
The writer didn't appear
to know the difference between
405
00:17:29,822 --> 00:17:32,490
"affluent" and "effluent."
406
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:36,087
Make yourself comfortable.I won't be a moment.
407
00:17:41,742 --> 00:17:43,076
(Birds sing outside)
408
00:17:54,562 --> 00:17:55,995
(Footsteps patter)
409
00:17:57,924 --> 00:18:00,926
My wife usually handles
the rentals.
410
00:18:00,922 --> 00:18:03,990
Oh, is she...
is she out of town?
411
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,486
Ah. Here we are.
412
00:18:06,484 --> 00:18:07,983
(Keys jingle)
413
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,745
It's a beautiful set.
414
00:18:14,742 --> 00:18:16,242
It belonged to my grandfather.
415
00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:18,272
Daniel:I love to play.
416
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:22,006
Haven't had much time lately,
but I hope to. Soon.
417
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,970
Well, come on,
I'll show you the apartment.
418
00:18:28,627 --> 00:18:31,795
The river's down there.
419
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:32,956
You're welcome to swim anytime.
420
00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:36,954
I've got my workshop
over there.
421
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,951
I like to putter around.
422
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,947
Otherwise,
423
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,945
you'll find
it's pretty quiet here.
424
00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:52,970
Let's go in.
425
00:18:56,498 --> 00:18:58,532
Now, let's see.
426
00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:01,571
Bedroom.
Bathroom.
427
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:06,889
Kitchen.
428
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,887
Storage closet.
429
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,585
That's it.
430
00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:14,282
Not too small, I hope.
431
00:19:14,281 --> 00:19:15,813
Oh, no, no.
432
00:19:15,812 --> 00:19:18,713
This is exactly
what I was looking for.
433
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,976
My wife-
there is no lease,
434
00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:25,109
but may I ask what you do?
Professionally?
435
00:19:25,102 --> 00:19:29,371
I'm a speechwriter for
the leader of the opposition.
436
00:19:29,365 --> 00:19:30,865
Or rather, I was.
437
00:19:32,061 --> 00:19:34,129
I've taken a job teaching
English at the U of O.
438
00:19:34,127 --> 00:19:38,028
I'm trying to get as far away
from politics as possible.
439
00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:39,421
(Chuckles) You've obviously
never attended
440
00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:40,854
a faculty meeting.
441
00:19:42,451 --> 00:19:44,818
I speak from experience.
442
00:19:44,815 --> 00:19:46,915
Twenty-four years
in the writhing snakepit
443
00:19:46,913 --> 00:19:49,214
known as the department
of engineering.
444
00:19:49,211 --> 00:19:50,410
Ah...
445
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:52,143
I should tell you,
446
00:19:52,141 --> 00:19:55,175
there's a few other people
interested in the place.
447
00:19:55,171 --> 00:19:55,837
Oh?
448
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,834
Drop in on me I' the bygaun.
449
00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:04,496
We'll have a game.
450
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,228
After you've settled in.
451
00:20:06,227 --> 00:20:08,594
You mean...?
452
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:11,625
So should I call
your wife, or...
453
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:15,131
(Emotional) My wife died...
454
00:20:16,731 --> 00:20:18,682
Eleven months ago.
455
00:20:20,378 --> 00:20:21,812
I'm so sorry.
456
00:20:22,409 --> 00:20:24,810
Yes... it's a...
457
00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:29,474
Get me 12 post-dated cheques
by Tuesday midnight
458
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:30,802
and it's all yours.
459
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,228
(Church bells ring
in the distance)
460
00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:45,328
Daniel: In politics, luck
and timing are everything.
461
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:46,785
Take Eric Cameron,
462
00:20:46,785 --> 00:20:48,885
he happens to get elected
Finance Minister
463
00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:51,483
at the start
of the greatest economic boom
464
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,680
since the Second World War.
465
00:20:55,408 --> 00:20:57,943
Eric Cameron: Canada is and
always has been our country.
466
00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:02,375
A country built withold-fashioned values.
467
00:21:02,368 --> 00:21:06,270
Announcer: Eric Cameron stands to
protect nature and the economy.
468
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:08,665
And not to be crass,
469
00:21:08,663 --> 00:21:10,696
the death of his wife
one year ago
470
00:21:10,694 --> 00:21:12,994
and the TV broadcastof her funeral
471
00:21:12,991 --> 00:21:16,992
didn't exactly hurthis approval rating.
472
00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:19,320
Only one person from our partyhas had the temerity
473
00:21:19,317 --> 00:21:20,517
to run against him.
474
00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:24,085
Again my name
is Muriel Parkinson.
475
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,714
Daniel: I met her once.
She's a real trooper.
476
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,643
And with only four days
to find a candidate
477
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,640
I'm thinking Muriel might enjoy
478
00:21:32,638 --> 00:21:35,639
one more ride
on the merry-go-round.
479
00:21:37,231 --> 00:21:38,431
Hello.
Hello.
480
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,096
Man:No, no, no, no.
481
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,964
(Splat) Oof!
482
00:21:40,962 --> 00:21:41,628
(Gasps)
483
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,339
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
484
00:21:51,118 --> 00:21:53,585
(Sighs, winces)
485
00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:00,010
(Applauding)
486
00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:02,576
Thank you, thank you very much.
487
00:22:05,235 --> 00:22:07,372
A-ha!
Of course.
488
00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:13,564
(Cheering and laughing)
489
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,827
Excuse me, hi,
I'm looking for...
490
00:22:17,824 --> 00:22:21,058
You're the guy that just did
the salchow outside?
491
00:22:21,053 --> 00:22:23,087
Yes. Yes I am.
492
00:22:23,451 --> 00:22:25,452
(Laughs) Quite the performance.
493
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:28,617
I'm so pleased
that you enjoyed it.
494
00:22:28,612 --> 00:22:30,980
Can't wait to see
your long program.
495
00:22:30,978 --> 00:22:32,177
(Laughing)
496
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,475
Ah, Muriel Parkinson?
497
00:22:33,475 --> 00:22:35,922
Ah, in the common room.
Over there.
498
00:22:36,036 --> 00:22:37,103
Thank you.
499
00:22:37,103 --> 00:22:38,536
No, no, thank you!
500
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,534
(Applause)
501
00:22:43,248 --> 00:22:45,197
Hi, Muriel.
502
00:22:45,195 --> 00:22:46,795
I'm Daniel Addison.
503
00:22:46,794 --> 00:22:49,995
We met a few years ago
at the last candidates school.
504
00:22:49,990 --> 00:22:50,989
Do you remember?
505
00:22:50,989 --> 00:22:52,221
Oh, no, no, no.
506
00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:53,354
I was wondering if I could
just have a few moments...
507
00:22:53,354 --> 00:22:54,519
No, no.
I've done my bid.
508
00:22:54,518 --> 00:22:55,584
Get yourself
another sacrificial lamb.
509
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:58,652
Cumberland Prescott-security!
Security!
510
00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:02,250
Jerry: All right, Sonny
boy, you can go home.
511
00:23:02,245 --> 00:23:04,345
The lady's not for turning.
512
00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:05,342
Jerry. Jerry.
It's okay.
513
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,841
It's okay, I can manage.
514
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,440
Really.
515
00:23:09,728 --> 00:23:10,436
Ow!
516
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:19,431
Jerry and I knew each other
in high school.
517
00:23:19,427 --> 00:23:23,429
He used to write me love poems
in math class.
518
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:27,423
Life can be very strange,
Daniel.
519
00:23:27,418 --> 00:23:29,985
So you've come to ask me
to run again.
520
00:23:29,982 --> 00:23:31,315
How did you know?
521
00:23:31,315 --> 00:23:34,416
That unmistakable air
of desperation.
522
00:23:36,009 --> 00:23:37,376
Would you consider it?
523
00:23:38,339 --> 00:23:42,590
Daniel, my boy,
I'm 73 years old.
524
00:23:42,702 --> 00:23:44,803
I have hypertension,I have balance problems,
525
00:23:44,801 --> 00:23:47,001
a tricky knee.
526
00:23:46,998 --> 00:23:48,798
I am not your candidate.
527
00:23:48,797 --> 00:23:49,829
I'm sorry.
528
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,361
(Defeated sigh)
529
00:23:56,987 --> 00:23:58,120
Can't say I blame you.
530
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,419
Oh, don't take it personally.
531
00:24:01,905 --> 00:24:04,950
I'd probably feel the same way.
532
00:24:04,946 --> 00:24:06,312
A little light reading?
533
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:09,346
Hmm. Yes, I'm a longtime fan
of Marin Lee.
534
00:24:09,342 --> 00:24:12,276
I had no idea feminists
could be funny.
535
00:24:12,937 --> 00:24:14,171
No, that came out wrong.
536
00:24:14,171 --> 00:24:16,971
I meant I really admired her.
537
00:24:16,967 --> 00:24:18,367
Yeah, it was a great loss.
538
00:24:18,366 --> 00:24:21,834
She had what my granny
would have called gumption.
539
00:24:21,829 --> 00:24:23,462
- Like you.
- Me?
540
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:25,861
Please, you ran against
Eric Cameron five times
541
00:24:25,858 --> 00:24:26,923
with no hope of winning.
542
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:27,823
If that's not gumption...
543
00:24:27,823 --> 00:24:29,322
Call it pigheadedness.
544
00:24:29,321 --> 00:24:32,355
I don't like Cameron.
I don't trust him,
545
00:24:32,351 --> 00:24:34,784
although I can't put my finger
on it exactly...
546
00:24:34,781 --> 00:24:35,914
Too good to be true?
547
00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:38,181
Exactly.
Exactly.
548
00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:40,979
Just waiting for the wheels
to fall off.
549
00:24:40,976 --> 00:24:42,709
Well, that could take awhile.
550
00:24:42,707 --> 00:24:44,207
In the meantime,
551
00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:47,773
I need to find a candidate.
Fast.
552
00:24:47,768 --> 00:24:49,456
Well, Muriel,
553
00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:52,435
it was very nice
seeing you again.
554
00:24:52,431 --> 00:24:53,896
You know, it's because
of people like you
555
00:24:53,895 --> 00:24:55,595
that I joined this party.
556
00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:56,237
Daniel.
557
00:24:56,355 --> 00:25:00,908
Daniel, I won't run,
but I will help.
558
00:25:02,053 --> 00:25:03,187
I'll give you
a list of names...
559
00:25:03,186 --> 00:25:06,120
some party supporters
who might be willing
560
00:25:06,116 --> 00:25:07,315
to run against Cameron
and a good cause.
561
00:25:07,315 --> 00:25:09,981
Yes, thank you.
That would be very helpful.
562
00:25:09,978 --> 00:25:11,945
Well, don't get too excited.
563
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:13,176
There're only nine of them.
564
00:25:16,923 --> 00:25:18,067
Ever since I read
565
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,181
"Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town,"
566
00:25:20,447 --> 00:25:23,149
I've dreamed of livingin a place like this.
567
00:25:23,145 --> 00:25:25,012
Clean air, friendly people,
568
00:25:25,011 --> 00:25:27,511
a land of hope and sunshine.
569
00:25:27,508 --> 00:25:28,174
Hi.
570
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,767
(Practices his pronunciation)
Mukopadhyay. Mukopadhyay.
571
00:25:36,764 --> 00:25:37,630
Sanjay Mukopadhyay.
572
00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:39,463
Mukopadhyay.
573
00:25:39,462 --> 00:25:41,262
Sanjay: Better for
low pressure, okay?
574
00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:42,626
Is that everything,Mrs. Allison?
575
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:45,826
Mrs. Allison yes. Oh, yes.
I need a shower curtain.
576
00:25:45,822 --> 00:25:47,055
Sanjay:
Aisle five.
577
00:25:47,054 --> 00:25:48,820
- Thanks, dear.
- You're welcome.
578
00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:50,152
Daniel:
Mr. Mukopadhyay?
579
00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:52,151
You practiced that, didn't you?
580
00:25:52,149 --> 00:25:55,150
Yes. Sir,
my name is Daniel Addison.
581
00:25:55,146 --> 00:25:56,745
I just moved here.
I wanted to say hello.
582
00:25:56,744 --> 00:25:58,911
Well, welcome to Cumberland.
583
00:25:58,909 --> 00:25:59,975
Mrs. Allison:
And egg timers?
584
00:25:59,974 --> 00:26:03,075
Sanjay:
Aisle nine, Mrs. Allison.
585
00:26:03,071 --> 00:26:04,203
So I understand
you're the president
586
00:26:04,203 --> 00:26:06,637
of the Business Improvement
Association.
587
00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:07,932
That's right.
588
00:26:07,931 --> 00:26:08,730
Mrs. Allison:
Melon ballers?
589
00:26:08,731 --> 00:26:09,497
Sanjay:
By the cash.
590
00:26:09,497 --> 00:26:12,265
Oh, okay.
591
00:26:12,262 --> 00:26:13,461
Sorry, Mr. Addison,
so what can I help you with?
592
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:15,059
A candidate.
593
00:26:15,058 --> 00:26:16,591
Mrs. Allison:
And I need a key cut.
594
00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:18,957
Sanjay: Jeremy, can you cut a key for Mrs.
Allison, please!
595
00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:19,919
Jeremy:Yeah, no problem.
596
00:26:19,919 --> 00:26:21,219
Mrs. Allison:
Thanks, dear.
597
00:26:21,219 --> 00:26:22,352
Sanjay: No problem, Mrs. Allison.
Have a nice day.
598
00:26:22,352 --> 00:26:23,751
Great.
599
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,016
Sorry.
So what did you say?
600
00:26:25,015 --> 00:26:26,814
I'm here to ask
if you'd consider
601
00:26:26,813 --> 00:26:29,413
running against Eric Cameron.
602
00:26:29,409 --> 00:26:30,042
Shhh.
603
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,041
Keep your voice down.
604
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,239
Do you think I want
"Cameron Nation"
605
00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:36,506
knowing that I didn't vote
for their man?
606
00:26:36,503 --> 00:26:38,737
Cameron Nation?
607
00:26:38,735 --> 00:26:40,034
Around here, Cameron is God.
608
00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:41,765
You can't say
the littlest thing critical
609
00:26:41,764 --> 00:26:43,030
without getting into trouble.
610
00:26:43,029 --> 00:26:44,996
And with the big box store
opening up downtown,
611
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,760
I can't afford to lose
anymore customers.
612
00:26:46,759 --> 00:26:48,226
Okay, but if you run for office
613
00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:50,725
you'd have a chance
to get that on the agenda.
614
00:26:50,722 --> 00:26:51,921
Give people a chance to talk
615
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,688
about what they want
for their downtown.
616
00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:56,416
No, sorry, it's too risky.
617
00:26:56,416 --> 00:26:57,848
- Just...
- No.
618
00:26:57,847 --> 00:26:58,512
Just take-take a day
to think about it.
619
00:26:58,513 --> 00:27:00,113
No, no, no.
Listen.
620
00:27:00,112 --> 00:27:02,579
I don't need a day.
I don't need an hour, okay?
621
00:27:02,576 --> 00:27:03,942
I'm not your candidate.
622
00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:07,375
Now is there anything else
I can help you with?
623
00:27:07,370 --> 00:27:08,536
Basket strainer.
624
00:27:08,536 --> 00:27:09,903
Aisle nine.
Nine.
625
00:27:11,466 --> 00:27:12,900
Sarah Morgenstern.
626
00:27:15,462 --> 00:27:16,895
Okay. Here we go.
627
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:21,723
Daniel: And as a
longtime party supporter,
628
00:27:21,722 --> 00:27:23,289
I'm sure you'll agree
629
00:27:23,288 --> 00:27:24,720
we can't just let Cameronwalk away without a fight.
630
00:27:24,719 --> 00:27:26,752
No, indeed.
It's a travesty.
631
00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:28,750
Not to mention undemocratic.
632
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:29,981
There are some serious issues
633
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,781
that need to be discussed
in this election.
634
00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:33,478
Yeah. And without
a credible opponent,
635
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:35,343
that won't happen.
636
00:27:35,341 --> 00:27:36,240
I totally agree.
637
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,473
Okay.
638
00:27:37,473 --> 00:27:40,407
So how much do you need?
639
00:27:40,403 --> 00:27:41,469
I'm sorry, what?
640
00:27:41,469 --> 00:27:42,435
You're looking for a donation?
641
00:27:42,435 --> 00:27:44,535
For your campaign.
642
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:46,433
Oh, me?
God, no.
643
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,464
I'm not running.
644
00:27:48,462 --> 00:27:49,894
Then why are you...
645
00:27:49,893 --> 00:27:53,295
I was thinking
you could be our candidate.
646
00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,683
- Me?
- Yes.
647
00:27:56,369 --> 00:27:57,819
Uh...
(Nervous chuckle)
648
00:27:57,818 --> 00:28:00,753
Daniel, I'm...
I'm flattered.
649
00:28:00,749 --> 00:28:03,049
It's an honour to be asked.
650
00:28:03,047 --> 00:28:05,213
But I've got responsibilities
to my customers,
651
00:28:05,210 --> 00:28:06,610
my business.
652
00:28:06,609 --> 00:28:08,809
It's a very demanding job.
653
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:15,333
Come back during rrsp season,
654
00:28:15,334 --> 00:28:16,800
it's a zoo.
655
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:21,797
Thanks so much for stopping by.
656
00:28:23,657 --> 00:28:26,059
Okay. You know what?
Take a calendar.
657
00:28:26,056 --> 00:28:27,122
Hmm?
658
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,787
No.
659
00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:32,783
(Defeated exhale)
660
00:28:41,535 --> 00:28:42,772
(Phone rings)
661
00:28:45,602 --> 00:28:46,602
Daniel:Hey, Bradley.
662
00:28:46,602 --> 00:28:49,202
Danny boy, how's it going?
663
00:28:49,199 --> 00:28:50,602
Oh, swell.
664
00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:53,364
So who's our candidate?
665
00:28:53,362 --> 00:28:54,427
Daniel:No-one,
666
00:28:54,427 --> 00:28:56,060
and I am out of options.
667
00:28:56,058 --> 00:28:57,458
What?
668
00:28:57,457 --> 00:28:58,755
Yeah, Bradley, nobody wants
to run against a candidate
669
00:28:58,755 --> 00:29:02,157
who has a ninety-six percent
approval rating.
670
00:29:02,152 --> 00:29:03,285
Listen, Addison.
671
00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:04,585
We had a deal, okay?
672
00:29:05,015 --> 00:29:08,484
You find me a candidate
and I don't wreck your life!
673
00:29:08,479 --> 00:29:09,811
Okay, look, look, look.
674
00:29:09,811 --> 00:29:12,211
Bradley, I'm doing
my best here, okay?
675
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,808
It's done.
676
00:29:13,807 --> 00:29:15,173
Eric Cameron has this town
in a stranglehold.
677
00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:18,039
You want stranglehold?
I'll show you stranglehold.
678
00:29:18,035 --> 00:29:19,134
Here.
679
00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:21,168
You're just not trying
hard enough.
680
00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:23,066
I have a list.
681
00:29:23,064 --> 00:29:27,666
682
00:29:28,790 --> 00:29:31,192
Sir, hi.I'm Daniel Addison,
683
00:29:31,189 --> 00:29:34,991
i wanted to talk to you aboutmaybe you running for office.
684
00:29:34,985 --> 00:29:36,985
Why?
685
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:40,318
Well, so you can talk about
things that matter to you.
686
00:29:40,313 --> 00:29:41,578
Things that matter to me?
687
00:29:41,578 --> 00:29:44,211
Yeah. Like, uh, healthcare
or free trade.
688
00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:45,742
Immigration policy.
689
00:29:45,741 --> 00:29:48,775
Sure. Yes, making Canada
a more welcoming society.
690
00:29:48,771 --> 00:29:51,505
No, I'm talking about
all them foreigners
691
00:29:51,501 --> 00:29:53,134
coming over here
from who-knows-where
692
00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:54,866
taking all our jobs.
693
00:29:54,864 --> 00:29:58,098
Right, well, we've always
favoured an open door policy...
694
00:29:58,094 --> 00:29:58,826
And the gays.
695
00:29:58,826 --> 00:30:00,359
(Faintly) And the gays.
696
00:30:00,358 --> 00:30:01,657
We allow them in the military,
697
00:30:01,657 --> 00:30:03,724
and we don't let our kids
celebrate Christmas?
698
00:30:03,722 --> 00:30:06,623
Yeah, I think-and
another thing: UFOs.
699
00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:08,619
There is a whole department
in Ottawa
700
00:30:08,617 --> 00:30:13,186
dedicated to covering up
the truth about them.
701
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,212
I wanted to talk to you
702
00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:16,978
about maybe running
against Eric Cameron.
703
00:30:16,974 --> 00:30:18,574
704
00:30:26,230 --> 00:30:27,731
I am Daniel Addison.
705
00:30:27,730 --> 00:30:30,731
I wonder if you ever considered
running for office
706
00:30:30,727 --> 00:30:32,260
'cause you are just
the type of candidate
707
00:30:32,259 --> 00:30:34,558
Cumberland Prescott needs.
708
00:30:44,228 --> 00:30:46,396
(Gravel crunches under wheels)
709
00:30:59,479 --> 00:31:00,011
(Door shuts)
710
00:31:12,331 --> 00:31:13,999
Hi.
711
00:31:19,690 --> 00:31:22,492
You're smoking again?
712
00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,848
Stress. You know.
713
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,982
Aren't you going
to invite me in?
714
00:31:41,534 --> 00:31:42,968
(Door creaks open)
715
00:31:45,330 --> 00:31:47,732
Okay.
716
00:31:47,729 --> 00:31:49,896
(Rachel clears her throat)
717
00:31:59,549 --> 00:32:01,232
It's a nice place.
718
00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:05,881
I always wanted to live
on the river.
719
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:08,709
Daniel, about what happened,
720
00:32:08,707 --> 00:32:11,808
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
721
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:13,871
It wasn't my finest moment.
722
00:32:16,865 --> 00:32:18,766
And just so you know
it wasn't about you.
723
00:32:18,764 --> 00:32:21,398
It was...
Kissinger Syndrome.
724
00:32:21,394 --> 00:32:23,927
Kissinger Syndrome?
725
00:32:23,924 --> 00:32:26,358
What, a blatant disregard
for international law
726
00:32:26,355 --> 00:32:27,687
and human rights?
727
00:32:27,687 --> 00:32:29,921
No, a momentary attraction
to a powerful, older man.
728
00:32:29,918 --> 00:32:33,720
But once I figured that out
it was over.
729
00:32:33,715 --> 00:32:35,748
Daniel, I miss what we had.
730
00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:37,980
All those late-night
strategy meetings.
731
00:32:37,977 --> 00:32:41,177
They're just not the same
without you.
732
00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:43,841
Remember that fight we had
over what we should be saying
733
00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:47,606
during the EU Free Trade
negotiations?
734
00:32:47,601 --> 00:32:50,735
I remember
what came afterwards.
735
00:32:51,629 --> 00:32:53,162
Nobody does it better, Daniel.
736
00:32:53,161 --> 00:32:55,328
Rachel I...
737
00:32:55,325 --> 00:32:56,391
And that's why,
738
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,358
when Stanton asked me
to come here...
739
00:32:58,356 --> 00:33:00,122
Whoa.
Whoa whoa whoa!
740
00:33:00,121 --> 00:33:01,854
Stanton?
741
00:33:01,852 --> 00:33:05,301
Yes. He was hoping -
we're all hoping...
742
00:33:05,414 --> 00:33:06,681
That you'll come back
743
00:33:06,681 --> 00:33:07,646
and help Quimby
with the debate prep.
744
00:33:07,646 --> 00:33:10,081
My God, I'm such an idiot.
745
00:33:10,078 --> 00:33:11,777
What?
746
00:33:11,775 --> 00:33:14,742
I thought that...
I actually thought...
747
00:33:14,738 --> 00:33:15,938
You know what?
It doesn't matter.
748
00:33:16,056 --> 00:33:17,303
You should go now.
749
00:33:17,302 --> 00:33:19,703
Why?
W-what did I do?
750
00:33:21,197 --> 00:33:22,431
Look, Rachel,
751
00:33:22,431 --> 00:33:23,697
I don't want anything
to do with politics
752
00:33:23,696 --> 00:33:26,096
or you ever again,
do understand me?
753
00:33:26,094 --> 00:33:27,894
Oh, Daniel,
754
00:33:27,892 --> 00:33:32,661
why do you always have to take
everything so personally?
755
00:33:32,654 --> 00:33:34,720
(Rachel slams the door,
Daniel scoffs)
756
00:33:34,717 --> 00:33:36,717
Daniel:There's an old cliche
757
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,883
that a week is a long time
in politics.
758
00:33:39,879 --> 00:33:42,414
Well, for the broken-hearted,
a week is nothing.
759
00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:45,045
It's a blink of the eye.
760
00:33:45,042 --> 00:33:48,256
It's a drop in the ocean
of longing and self-pity.
761
00:33:48,369 --> 00:33:49,637
(Rachael screaming)
762
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,368
Daniel: There you go. Okay.
See. Jump. Jump.
763
00:33:51,367 --> 00:33:53,134
Shoo!
Ooh. Good job.
764
00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:54,097
Okay. Bye bye.
765
00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:55,632
Off you go.
766
00:33:55,630 --> 00:33:58,263
Oh! I hate raccoons.
They're sneaky.
767
00:33:58,260 --> 00:33:59,226
Yeah, I know.
Me too.
768
00:33:59,226 --> 00:34:01,460
They're pushy too,
769
00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:03,624
with their little
stubby fingers.
770
00:34:06,084 --> 00:34:07,618
(Relieved sigh)
771
00:34:10,579 --> 00:34:13,648
What were you doing
when I called?
772
00:34:13,644 --> 00:34:16,412
Ah. I was researching
for George's speech
773
00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:18,209
to the Dairy Farmers
Association.
774
00:34:18,207 --> 00:34:20,072
Sounds fascinating.
775
00:34:20,070 --> 00:34:21,169
Oh, believe me.
776
00:34:21,169 --> 00:34:22,603
Did you know that cows
777
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,639
produce over 25 gallons
of saliva every day.
778
00:34:25,753 --> 00:34:26,531
No!
779
00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:27,397
It's true, it's true.
780
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,731
Also, they have no upper teeth.
781
00:34:29,728 --> 00:34:32,195
How do they get the grass
into their mouths?
782
00:34:32,192 --> 00:34:34,659
They use their tongues.
783
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,924
And, um, no two holsteins
have the same pattern.
784
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,752
Shut up!
785
00:34:38,752 --> 00:34:41,586
I have no reason to lie to you.
786
00:34:43,979 --> 00:34:45,579
787
00:34:51,671 --> 00:34:52,771
Rachel: I can't have
sex on Wednesday.
788
00:34:52,771 --> 00:34:54,036
Dick's got a meeting
with a constituent.
789
00:34:54,035 --> 00:34:56,035
Okay. Thursday?
790
00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:57,132
MacLeans interview.
791
00:34:57,132 --> 00:34:57,965
You have to be there?
792
00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,631
He needs backup.
793
00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:02,331
Okay, Friday I'm gone.
How is Saturday?
794
00:35:02,328 --> 00:35:05,510
Saturday...
yeah. I guess.
795
00:35:05,623 --> 00:35:08,458
As long us it's not too late.
Nothing fancy.
796
00:35:08,572 --> 00:35:09,852
I have to meet my trainer
in the morning.
797
00:35:09,852 --> 00:35:11,084
Okay.
Sex on Saturday!
798
00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:11,849
Sounds great.
Can't wait.
799
00:35:11,850 --> 00:35:13,182
Gotta run.
Okay.
800
00:35:18,344 --> 00:35:21,479
Anyway, I've learned my lesson.
801
00:35:22,539 --> 00:35:27,949
Love and politics...
Just don't mix.
802
00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:31,465
(Computer beeps)
803
00:35:37,090 --> 00:35:38,425
What the hell is that?
804
00:35:40,886 --> 00:35:42,420
(Paper rustles)
805
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:50,182
Goddamnit!
They can't do that to me!
806
00:35:50,179 --> 00:35:51,678
I'll nae put up with that!
807
00:35:51,677 --> 00:35:52,810
(Knocks)
808
00:35:52,809 --> 00:35:54,441
Something wrong?
809
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,374
Wrong? It's torture.
It's a travesty.
810
00:35:57,370 --> 00:36:01,339
It's the goddamn
seventh circle of hell.
811
00:36:02,531 --> 00:36:05,266
Can I get you a glass of water
or something?
812
00:36:05,262 --> 00:36:07,896
(Snaps fingers)
Lagavulin. A large one.
813
00:36:07,893 --> 00:36:09,326
Daniel:
Okay.
814
00:36:10,889 --> 00:36:12,323
(Breathes heavily)
815
00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,617
Bad news?
816
00:36:17,616 --> 00:36:22,319
That's a masterpiece
of understatement, Dr. Addison.
817
00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:26,208
It's just a letter asking you
818
00:36:26,207 --> 00:36:26,906
if you'll teach
an English class
819
00:36:26,907 --> 00:36:28,640
to first year engineers.
820
00:36:28,639 --> 00:36:30,305
Exactly!
821
00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:33,933
What's so terrible about that?
822
00:36:33,932 --> 00:36:35,366
They're unteachable!
823
00:36:35,365 --> 00:36:36,897
They wouldn't know
English literature
824
00:36:36,896 --> 00:36:39,530
if it threw up on them!
825
00:36:39,527 --> 00:36:43,963
The only thing they care about
is beer and video games.
826
00:36:44,654 --> 00:36:48,123
But every five years
I've been forced to take it on.
827
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:50,184
Last year nearly killed me.
828
00:36:50,182 --> 00:36:51,949
The only thing
that got me through
829
00:36:51,948 --> 00:36:53,480
the long and tedious hours
830
00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:56,781
was the knowledge that
the next time my number came up,
831
00:36:56,776 --> 00:36:58,709
I'd be retired.
832
00:36:58,707 --> 00:37:00,540
Or so I thought.
833
00:37:00,539 --> 00:37:03,540
So, if you did it last year,
aren't you off the hook?
834
00:37:03,536 --> 00:37:07,838
Due to a bizarre confluence
of illnesses, sabbaticals,
835
00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:10,897
and "early" retirements,
836
00:37:10,893 --> 00:37:13,394
I'm back in the running.
837
00:37:13,391 --> 00:37:15,358
Is there's anything you can do
to get out of it?
838
00:37:15,356 --> 00:37:18,290
Short of releasing
a fistful of antimatter
839
00:37:18,286 --> 00:37:21,588
in the faculty building,
none that occurs to me.
840
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:23,282
(Chuckles)
841
00:37:23,281 --> 00:37:26,215
I'm going to siphon
the wee python.
842
00:37:38,198 --> 00:37:40,365
I didn't know engineers
were allowed
843
00:37:40,363 --> 00:37:43,264
to have feminist literature
on their premises.
844
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:46,195
A popular stereotype
and not without reason.
845
00:37:47,189 --> 00:37:49,590
Those books belonged
to my wife.
846
00:37:49,587 --> 00:37:51,453
Marin Lee...
847
00:37:51,451 --> 00:37:53,585
It's the second time her name
has come up this week.
848
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,249
Is that so?
849
00:37:55,248 --> 00:37:57,715
Daniel: I met her once
at a student conference.
850
00:37:57,712 --> 00:37:59,979
She was wickedly funny.
851
00:37:59,976 --> 00:38:02,543
Sexy as hell.
I was smitten.
852
00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:04,106
(Chuckles)
853
00:38:07,101 --> 00:38:08,869
I'm sure Marin would be
pleased to know
854
00:38:08,868 --> 00:38:11,869
that such a discriminating fan
855
00:38:11,865 --> 00:38:14,098
was living in our guest house.
856
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:16,091
Sorry, what?
857
00:38:17,191 --> 00:38:20,722
I was married to Marin Lee
for forty years.
858
00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:24,554
Oh, I'm so sorry,
I meant no offense.
859
00:38:24,551 --> 00:38:25,916
None taken.
860
00:38:25,915 --> 00:38:30,299
And yes, she was sexy as hell.
861
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:31,076
(Laughs)
862
00:38:34,872 --> 00:38:37,040
I miss her more than I can say.
863
00:38:39,168 --> 00:38:43,204
Agh! Marin would have told me
to brace up.
864
00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:45,032
She would have said
that our liberal education
865
00:38:45,030 --> 00:38:48,031
is one of the pillars
of democracy.
866
00:38:50,157 --> 00:38:54,293
Of course, she never had
to teach the little twerps.
867
00:38:54,286 --> 00:38:56,252
Oh, God.
868
00:38:56,717 --> 00:38:58,251
I'll ne'er endure it.
869
00:38:58,249 --> 00:39:00,549
What I wouldn't give
for a pair of Ruby slippers
870
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,947
and a ticket to Oz.
871
00:39:06,939 --> 00:39:08,406
Angus,
you're a Canadian citizen?
872
00:39:08,405 --> 00:39:10,639
For forty years.
873
00:39:10,637 --> 00:39:13,071
And you're over eighteen.
874
00:39:13,068 --> 00:39:16,636
Not sure where you're going
with this, lad.
875
00:39:16,631 --> 00:39:20,233
I have a proposal for you.
876
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:22,725
What if I were to take over
877
00:39:22,723 --> 00:39:24,290
your English for engineers
class?
878
00:39:24,289 --> 00:39:25,921
(Laughing)
879
00:39:27,717 --> 00:39:30,486
You?
Take over my class?
880
00:39:30,483 --> 00:39:33,016
That's the idea.
881
00:39:33,013 --> 00:39:34,447
Pull the other one,
it plays jingle bells.
882
00:39:34,446 --> 00:39:36,347
No, I'm serious.
883
00:39:36,463 --> 00:39:38,543
Did ye not hear what I said?
884
00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:39,874
It's trench warfare.
885
00:39:39,873 --> 00:39:42,440
You'd nae survive
with your faculties intact.
886
00:39:42,437 --> 00:39:43,770
Be that as it may,
887
00:39:43,769 --> 00:39:44,834
I'm in the English department.
888
00:39:44,834 --> 00:39:48,269
I'm willing to take on
your burden.
889
00:39:48,264 --> 00:39:50,531
You sound lightheaded, lad.
Let me get you something to eat.
890
00:39:50,529 --> 00:39:52,896
And all I ask in return
891
00:39:52,893 --> 00:39:54,526
is that you to agree to run
as a candidate
892
00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:56,925
in Cumberland Prescott?
893
00:39:57,753 --> 00:40:00,321
Are you stark-raving bonkers?
894
00:40:00,318 --> 00:40:01,918
Hear me out.
895
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:03,794
I'm not asking you
to do anything more
896
00:40:03,910 --> 00:40:06,015
than just put your name
on the ballot.
897
00:40:06,013 --> 00:40:08,813
Hey, look, Eric Cameron,
he's got this riding
898
00:40:08,809 --> 00:40:10,743
in the palm of his hand
and nothing...
899
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,807
nothing is going
to change that.
900
00:40:12,805 --> 00:40:14,939
You could be
the invisible candidate.
901
00:40:14,937 --> 00:40:18,906
The Scarlet Pimpernel
of Cumberland Prescott.
902
00:40:20,563 --> 00:40:22,898
We need more Lagavulin.
903
00:40:25,929 --> 00:40:29,531
904
00:40:30,057 --> 00:40:31,524
(Glasses clink)
905
00:40:31,523 --> 00:40:32,922
Angus:
Now let me get this straight.
906
00:40:32,922 --> 00:40:34,522
Uh-huh.
907
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,886
You are going
to take over my class.
908
00:40:39,882 --> 00:40:41,282
Correct.
909
00:40:41,281 --> 00:40:44,148
And in return, I do what?
910
00:40:44,144 --> 00:40:45,330
- Nothing!
- Nothing.
911
00:40:45,447 --> 00:40:46,407
No. Nothing.
912
00:40:46,408 --> 00:40:48,375
You sign the papers
and that's all...
913
00:40:48,373 --> 00:40:49,305
You show up
at the nomination meeting.
914
00:40:49,305 --> 00:40:52,207
Ah, no. No. No.
I can't do that.
915
00:40:52,203 --> 00:40:53,936
Okay, okay.
How about...
916
00:40:53,934 --> 00:40:54,833
Maybe an interview.
917
00:40:54,834 --> 00:40:56,033
No interviews.
918
00:40:56,032 --> 00:40:58,232
Okay.
Uh, lawn signs?
919
00:40:58,230 --> 00:40:59,863
No canvassing, no speeches,
920
00:40:59,862 --> 00:41:01,394
no baby-kissing.
921
00:41:01,393 --> 00:41:03,493
I'll make no effort whatsoever.
922
00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:06,024
Why would I?
You promised me I'd lose.
923
00:41:06,021 --> 00:41:07,454
Ah, okay.
Okay, okay.
924
00:41:07,453 --> 00:41:08,919
But I have to do something
to make this look like
925
00:41:08,918 --> 00:41:10,351
an actual campaign.
926
00:41:10,351 --> 00:41:12,251
You're really that desperate?
927
00:41:12,249 --> 00:41:13,948
Oh yeah, really.
Really and truly.
928
00:41:13,946 --> 00:41:16,728
How about a pamphlet?
929
00:41:16,843 --> 00:41:18,177
A pamphlet.
930
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,209
Yeah.
It's a single-sided,
931
00:41:20,207 --> 00:41:21,339
three colours,
a couple of quotes.
932
00:41:21,339 --> 00:41:22,438
We stuff it in mailboxes,
we're done!
933
00:41:22,437 --> 00:41:25,939
One pamphlet in exchange
for teaching my class.
934
00:41:25,934 --> 00:41:27,734
Give me that pen.
935
00:41:27,733 --> 00:41:29,365
Right.
936
00:41:30,895 --> 00:41:31,995
One pamphlet...
937
00:41:31,995 --> 00:41:33,728
(Laughs) Right?
938
00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:34,358
Yeah.
939
00:41:35,790 --> 00:41:37,324
(Laughing)
940
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:40,087
(Glasses clink)
941
00:41:41,816 --> 00:41:44,318
Free at last.
942
00:41:44,813 --> 00:41:45,313
(Laughing)
943
00:41:47,311 --> 00:41:53,697
Thank God almighty
I am free at last!
944
00:41:53,804 --> 00:41:55,237
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
945
00:41:56,801 --> 00:41:58,234
Okay. Okay. Okay.
946
00:42:00,032 --> 00:42:04,550
Time for a swim!
Care to join me?
947
00:42:04,661 --> 00:42:06,227
No thanks.
948
00:42:06,724 --> 00:42:08,224
(Laughing)
949
00:42:11,553 --> 00:42:13,220
(Groans)
950
00:42:15,948 --> 00:42:17,549
His name is Angus McLintock.
951
00:42:17,548 --> 00:42:23,566
He's a tenured Professor
of engineering at the U of O.
952
00:42:23,673 --> 00:42:26,577
He is a widower.
953
00:42:27,137 --> 00:42:30,405
No criminal record,
to my knowledge.
954
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:35,631
And I will get you his CV
in the morning. Okay.
955
00:42:40,742 --> 00:42:42,777
(Sighs)
956
00:42:42,778 --> 00:42:46,313
Angus:
O, my luve is
like a red, red rose,
957
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:50,382
that's newly sprung in June
958
00:42:50,383 --> 00:42:53,484
O, my love is like
a melodie
959
00:42:53,485 --> 00:42:56,453
that's sweetly play'd
in tune
960
00:42:56,454 --> 00:42:59,054
as fair thou art,
my bonnie lass,
961
00:42:59,055 --> 00:43:01,355
so deep in luve am I
962
00:43:01,396 --> 00:43:05,080
and I will luve thee still,
my dear
963
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,202
till a' the seas gang dry
964
00:43:08,204 --> 00:43:09,836
I've come with
965
00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:10,971
the nomination papers!
966
00:43:10,973 --> 00:43:11,805
What?!!
967
00:43:11,807 --> 00:43:12,706
Announcer: Tomorrow...
968
00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,542
The campaign is off and running.
969
00:43:14,544 --> 00:43:16,510
Who's your candidate?
970
00:43:16,512 --> 00:43:18,279
(Loud laughter)
971
00:43:18,281 --> 00:43:19,213
We could use all
972
00:43:19,215 --> 00:43:20,080
the help we can get.
973
00:43:20,082 --> 00:43:20,947
Announcer: The Best
974
00:43:20,949 --> 00:43:21,882
Laid Plans, continues
975
00:43:21,884 --> 00:43:23,550
tomorrow at 9:00 on CBC.
976
00:43:25,238 --> 00:43:27,779
977
00:43:27,829 --> 00:43:32,379
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