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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:01,023 [ROCK MUSIC] 2 00:00:04,852 --> 00:00:05,866 Hey, girl. 3 00:00:05,891 --> 00:00:07,593 This is weird. What are you doing here? 4 00:00:07,621 --> 00:00:09,689 I just wanted to swing by and say hello. 5 00:00:09,756 --> 00:00:11,414 - Catch up. - Oh. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,178 That's actually nice. 7 00:00:13,203 --> 00:00:14,328 How are you holding up? 8 00:00:14,395 --> 00:00:16,031 Ugh. Barely surviving. 9 00:00:16,056 --> 00:00:18,366 I keep telling myself, "Just four more weeks till summer." 10 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:20,034 I know! Yesterday, I showed my class 11 00:00:20,101 --> 00:00:21,701 "Sex and the City 2" to teach them about 12 00:00:21,768 --> 00:00:22,835 Mid-Eastern geography. 13 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:24,600 I love my class, but come on! 14 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,303 It has been eight months. 15 00:00:26,328 --> 00:00:27,630 That's, like, three times the length 16 00:00:27,697 --> 00:00:29,023 of a healthy relationship. 17 00:00:29,231 --> 00:00:30,679 Oh, well. Great chatting with you. 18 00:00:30,704 --> 00:00:31,938 Oh, my God! 19 00:00:32,179 --> 00:00:33,736 You didn't come here to talk. 20 00:00:33,803 --> 00:00:35,562 You just wanted to gank one of my sodas! 21 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:36,788 What? No. 22 00:00:36,972 --> 00:00:38,541 I just thought as long as we were hanging out, 23 00:00:38,566 --> 00:00:39,693 I would help myself. 24 00:00:39,718 --> 00:00:40,750 Give it back. 25 00:00:41,144 --> 00:00:43,513 - Seriously? - Maybe if you'd asked first. 26 00:00:43,578 --> 00:00:45,648 Okay, Deb, can I have one of your dumb sodas? 27 00:00:45,715 --> 00:00:47,517 - No! Give it back. - Oh, my God! 28 00:00:47,584 --> 00:00:49,435 If you're gonna get your Walgreens panties 29 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:51,640 in a bunch over a soda, then just take it! 30 00:00:52,156 --> 00:00:53,289 [GASPS] 31 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:54,914 - Are you insane? - [SIGHS] 32 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:57,538 [DUST RUSTLING] 33 00:00:57,604 --> 00:00:59,093 [BLOWS AND COUGHS] 34 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,389 [GASPS] Asbestos! 35 00:01:03,414 --> 00:01:05,349 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 36 00:01:05,415 --> 00:01:06,884 [WHIMPERING] 37 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:08,210 38 00:01:08,524 --> 00:01:09,625 [COUGHING] 39 00:01:10,595 --> 00:01:14,265 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 40 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:16,367 Tear it down 41 00:01:16,727 --> 00:01:18,863 So how'd you find the asbestos? 42 00:01:18,929 --> 00:01:21,164 She threw a soda at me and put a hole in the wall. 43 00:01:21,232 --> 00:01:23,935 Huh. Weird way to become a hero. 44 00:01:24,203 --> 00:01:25,476 [REVELATORY SWELL] 45 00:01:27,383 --> 00:01:29,719 The good news is the contamination 46 00:01:29,787 --> 00:01:32,556 should be confined to Mrs. Adler's trailer. 47 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:34,624 Then why are you wearing that? 48 00:01:34,692 --> 00:01:36,827 Oh, this old thing? Just a precaution. 49 00:01:36,894 --> 00:01:39,931 But since Ms. Snap did uncover asbestos... 50 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:41,931 I believe the fire marshal used the word "hero." 51 00:01:41,999 --> 00:01:43,648 I told everyone he said that, right? 52 00:01:43,673 --> 00:01:44,941 Several times. 53 00:01:45,007 --> 00:01:46,508 I don't know that I would use that word. 54 00:01:46,576 --> 00:01:47,750 I mean, I think you guys should, 55 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,296 but I was just reacting on instinct. 56 00:01:49,321 --> 00:01:51,147 By throwing a can of soda at my head? 57 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,247 Where's Caroline? 58 00:01:52,314 --> 00:01:53,382 No. No. 59 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:54,716 No, no, no, no. 60 00:01:54,784 --> 00:01:56,219 [TENSE MUSIC] 61 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,587 Why did we have to teach at a public school? 62 00:01:58,653 --> 00:01:59,855 [GAGS] 63 00:01:59,923 --> 00:02:01,924 Are you sick from asbestos exposure? 64 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:03,325 Don't be an idiot. 65 00:02:03,392 --> 00:02:04,727 I just have an upset stomach. 66 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:07,030 Probably from having a coworker assault me. 67 00:02:07,055 --> 00:02:08,924 Though if I hadn't thrown that can, 68 00:02:08,991 --> 00:02:11,226 imagine how many children would have perished. 69 00:02:11,367 --> 00:02:13,127 Is Deb at risk of getting cancer? 70 00:02:13,193 --> 00:02:15,662 Because of the liability guidelines, 71 00:02:15,729 --> 00:02:17,975 I'm obligated to say, "Of course not." 72 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,466 What'll happen to my trailer? 73 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,435 It's going to be towed to a toxic waste dump 74 00:02:21,503 --> 00:02:23,338 and lit on fire by the end of the week. 75 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:24,421 Don't worry, Deb. 76 00:02:24,453 --> 00:02:26,998 Personally, I found being classless very liberating. 77 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:28,967 Really? Because you've been a real Negative Nelly 78 00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:30,523 about it for the last eight months. 79 00:02:30,548 --> 00:02:33,444 I know you think when you say things like Negative Nelly, 80 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:34,726 you're getting away with something, 81 00:02:34,751 --> 00:02:36,296 but I know the subtext is, 82 00:02:36,321 --> 00:02:37,960 "You're a straight-up bitch-ass [BLEEP]." 83 00:02:38,203 --> 00:02:39,472 [CHUCKLES] Good one. 84 00:02:39,538 --> 00:02:40,573 Well, someone's only laughing 85 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:41,841 because they overdosed 86 00:02:41,907 --> 00:02:42,941 on breakfast brownies. 87 00:02:43,008 --> 00:02:44,577 Narc! I will cut you! 88 00:02:45,978 --> 00:02:47,601 Some slack 89 00:02:47,797 --> 00:02:49,465 because it's the end of the school year 90 00:02:49,531 --> 00:02:50,906 and tensions are running high. 91 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:52,203 Ladies, please. 92 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:54,295 It's toxic enough around here. 93 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,955 So can I go get the supplies out of my trailer 94 00:02:56,022 --> 00:02:57,390 before they tow it away? 95 00:02:57,457 --> 00:02:59,425 Most of them are also contaminated, 96 00:02:59,492 --> 00:03:02,585 but we did manage to salvage some things. 97 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:07,273 At least they recovered my favorite picture of Wasabi. 98 00:03:07,298 --> 00:03:08,570 That's a mistake. 99 00:03:09,219 --> 00:03:11,888 Contaminated item found outside hot zone. 100 00:03:11,956 --> 00:03:14,590 Requesting immediate disposal. 101 00:03:14,658 --> 00:03:16,459 Fortunately for all of us, 102 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:20,084 Fire Marshal Brownstein has agreed to stay on site 103 00:03:20,109 --> 00:03:22,399 to make sure there's no more asbestos. 104 00:03:22,671 --> 00:03:25,802 Is that plastic bag rated for hazardous materials? 105 00:03:26,056 --> 00:03:27,312 Sure. 106 00:03:30,429 --> 00:03:31,671 Thanks, Marshal. 107 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:34,538 Just in case you missed it, that's the well-respected 108 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:36,281 community leader that called me a hero. 109 00:03:36,289 --> 00:03:37,658 So when's my new trailer getting here? 110 00:03:37,725 --> 00:03:39,717 There is no money in the budget for that. 111 00:03:39,742 --> 00:03:42,428 And since we're so close to the end of the school year... 112 00:03:42,494 --> 00:03:43,629 What are you saying? 113 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,533 - Where am I supposed to teach? - [INHALING] 114 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,687 - Don't say the cafeteria. - [SHARP INHALE] 115 00:03:49,202 --> 00:03:50,906 Please don't say the cafeteria. 116 00:03:51,179 --> 00:03:54,340 You'll be adjacent to the food preparation area. 117 00:03:54,408 --> 00:03:55,809 That's the cafeteria! 118 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,600 - The dust bowl... - [UTENSILS CLANGING] 119 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,211 drove countless families out west. 120 00:03:59,279 --> 00:04:01,081 - [CLANGING] - Where they were crammed 121 00:04:01,147 --> 00:04:04,101 into camps and had to deal with 122 00:04:04,985 --> 00:04:07,821 truly demoralizing working conditions. 123 00:04:07,886 --> 00:04:09,367 [CLANGING] 124 00:04:13,659 --> 00:04:15,834 Lloyd, I'm trying to teach over here. 125 00:04:15,859 --> 00:04:18,765 It's okay. I talked to the other guys and we know. 126 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,054 - We have to put up with it. - That's not what I meant. 127 00:04:22,117 --> 00:04:23,210 [CLANGING] 128 00:04:24,484 --> 00:04:26,225 - Sup, Deb. - What are you doing here? 129 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:27,842 We always do lunch early. 130 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,296 Some of my kids have low blood sugar issues. 131 00:04:30,882 --> 00:04:33,639 Okay. I have low blood sugar issues. 132 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:34,709 You got me. 133 00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:36,375 I just like to get the tater tots 134 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,851 while they're still crispy. 135 00:04:38,306 --> 00:04:40,141 [KIDS CHANTING] Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch! 136 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:42,977 - Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch! - [CHEERING] 137 00:04:43,845 --> 00:04:45,313 This is more like it. 138 00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:48,581 [EXHALES] Fresh air. No noise. 139 00:04:48,648 --> 00:04:50,584 140 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,646 - [PHONE CHIMES] - [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 141 00:04:58,749 --> 00:05:00,107 [URINE SPATTERING] 142 00:05:00,749 --> 00:05:01,884 [GASPS] 143 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:03,219 - Oh! - Get out! 144 00:05:03,285 --> 00:05:04,920 - Oh, oh! I'm sorry! - Get out! 145 00:05:04,987 --> 00:05:07,589 Get out! Get out! 146 00:05:07,657 --> 00:05:09,259 - I'm try... - Get out! 147 00:05:09,326 --> 00:05:10,927 - Get out! Get out! - I'm trying! 148 00:05:10,994 --> 00:05:13,097 - Get out! - [EXHALES] 149 00:05:16,532 --> 00:05:19,001 I want you to wear these asbestos remembrance ribbons 150 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,004 in tribute to all those who would've died 151 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,805 if not for the actions of me. 152 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:26,742 That way we'll never forget Mrs. Adler's class. 153 00:05:26,809 --> 00:05:28,679 [CHUCKLES] How can we forget them? 154 00:05:28,744 --> 00:05:30,345 They're right outside. 155 00:05:30,412 --> 00:05:32,348 [THUNDER BOOMING] 156 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,150 Oh, good. They found a tree. 157 00:05:34,218 --> 00:05:36,086 Shouldn't we see if they want to come inside? 158 00:05:36,153 --> 00:05:37,920 No, Nora, we have to finish these ribbons 159 00:05:37,987 --> 00:05:39,962 so they're never forgotten. [SCOFFS] 160 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,376 161 00:05:41,401 --> 00:05:42,852 Hey, Pearson! 162 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,095 I need a classroom! 163 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,258 Now! 164 00:05:46,484 --> 00:05:47,651 [VOMIT SPATTERS] 165 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,868 166 00:05:50,113 --> 00:05:51,188 [ROCK MUSIC] 167 00:05:55,618 --> 00:05:57,053 Hi, Ms. Bennigan. 168 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:01,358 Has this wall stripe always been here? 169 00:06:01,587 --> 00:06:04,143 Listen. I'm sorry about what happened before. 170 00:06:04,168 --> 00:06:06,038 I promise it'll never happen again. 171 00:06:06,103 --> 00:06:08,639 Before? I have no idea what you're talking about. 172 00:06:08,706 --> 00:06:10,576 I don't remember anything that happened before, 173 00:06:10,643 --> 00:06:12,478 and if I did remember something that happened before, 174 00:06:12,543 --> 00:06:13,978 I surely would not want to talk about it. 175 00:06:14,045 --> 00:06:15,196 176 00:06:15,946 --> 00:06:18,317 The cafeteria and playground didn't work. 177 00:06:18,384 --> 00:06:20,318 So all of you are gonna have to take turns 178 00:06:20,384 --> 00:06:23,063 sharing your classrooms with Mrs. Adler's class. 179 00:06:23,088 --> 00:06:24,985 No. We need privacy! 180 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:28,159 And our own classrooms. 181 00:06:28,226 --> 00:06:30,562 It's gonna be crowded. I got big kids in my class. 182 00:06:30,629 --> 00:06:32,364 You're the one who should take them, Mary Louise. 183 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:34,365 Like Jesus said, "When you're here, you're family." 184 00:06:34,432 --> 00:06:36,233 That's not Jesus. That's the Olive Garden! 185 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,774 Why don't you take them? 186 00:06:37,799 --> 00:06:39,237 I already saved them. Now you want me 187 00:06:39,262 --> 00:06:40,477 to take care of them, too? 188 00:06:40,502 --> 00:06:42,304 Ugh. You all need to learn what preschoolers 189 00:06:42,329 --> 00:06:43,837 already know and share. 190 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,331 Easy for you to say. 191 00:06:45,356 --> 00:06:47,886 You don't even have a classroom, you dirty hippie. 192 00:06:47,911 --> 00:06:51,049 Should we even be mingling with the asbesti children? 193 00:06:51,117 --> 00:06:52,850 The children are not contaminated. 194 00:06:52,918 --> 00:06:55,788 - They look contaminated. - They're trailer children. 195 00:06:55,855 --> 00:06:57,254 They always look like that. 196 00:06:57,321 --> 00:06:59,057 No one is contaminated. 197 00:06:59,124 --> 00:07:00,407 Except for Deb, right? 198 00:07:00,432 --> 00:07:02,860 Mrs. Adler simply had a bout of nausea 199 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:04,795 after eating at the cafeteria. 200 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:06,001 It isn't unusual. 201 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,367 Now, I know this isn't gonna be easy, 202 00:07:08,434 --> 00:07:11,704 but I'm asking all the teachers to just make it work. 203 00:07:12,126 --> 00:07:13,906 Where's Ms. Watson? 204 00:07:13,973 --> 00:07:15,321 [PANTING] 205 00:07:15,812 --> 00:07:17,348 You know, I am not sure, 206 00:07:17,373 --> 00:07:19,175 but I do know that Caroline would love to host 207 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,376 - Mrs. Adler's class. - Good. 208 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:22,985 209 00:07:25,891 --> 00:07:28,719 Thanks for unsealing your classroom for us, Caroline. 210 00:07:28,786 --> 00:07:30,822 This has been a really difficult time for me. 211 00:07:30,889 --> 00:07:31,946 Uh-huh. 212 00:07:31,971 --> 00:07:33,974 And now it's a really difficult time for all of us. 213 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:38,212 - [EXHALES] - Okay. 214 00:07:39,571 --> 00:07:43,401 Today, we're going to discuss 215 00:07:43,468 --> 00:07:46,501 - this classic... - [TAPE CRUNCHING] 216 00:07:46,526 --> 00:07:49,680 Of American literature. 217 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,038 Let's get started. So! 218 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:56,938 When two circles are overlapping like this, 219 00:07:57,002 --> 00:07:59,037 we say they're intersecting. 220 00:07:59,384 --> 00:08:02,024 Now, when lines come off of the circles, 221 00:08:02,165 --> 00:08:03,969 we call those... 222 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:06,257 Sorry, uh, but none of the markers 223 00:08:06,324 --> 00:08:07,658 on this side of the board work. 224 00:08:07,725 --> 00:08:08,876 Take this one. 225 00:08:13,331 --> 00:08:16,725 - Let's start by talking... - [TAPE CRUNCHING] 226 00:08:17,678 --> 00:08:19,170 - About... - [TAPE CRUNCHES] 227 00:08:19,553 --> 00:08:21,115 - The story... - [TAPE CRUNCHES] 228 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:22,795 - Characters... - [TAPE CRUNCHES] 229 00:08:24,079 --> 00:08:25,670 - And theme. - [TAPE CRUNCHES] 230 00:08:27,446 --> 00:08:29,380 - [SHRIEKS] - Damn it, Caroline! 231 00:08:29,447 --> 00:08:31,915 Stop treating us like we're in "Outbreak!" 232 00:08:31,982 --> 00:08:33,397 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 233 00:08:35,485 --> 00:08:36,873 [DRAMATIC STING] 234 00:08:38,023 --> 00:08:39,389 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 235 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:42,593 Get out! 236 00:08:42,661 --> 00:08:44,062 237 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:47,623 As you can see, we have some visitors today. 238 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,428 My students, find a seat. 239 00:08:49,453 --> 00:08:51,233 You might have to get creative. 240 00:08:52,337 --> 00:08:53,671 [CLATTERING] 241 00:08:53,739 --> 00:08:55,407 [GASPS] Oh, dear! 242 00:08:55,474 --> 00:08:57,303 Your student broke my... 243 00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:01,389 old-timey farmer diorama. 244 00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:03,264 You mean, the nativity scene you were 245 00:09:03,289 --> 00:09:05,248 illegally displaying on school property? 246 00:09:05,273 --> 00:09:06,990 No! No. 247 00:09:07,015 --> 00:09:08,576 This isn't Jesus. 248 00:09:08,717 --> 00:09:10,656 He's just a stable baby. 249 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:13,647 And this is the farmer and his wife... 250 00:09:13,672 --> 00:09:14,881 Call it whatever you want. 251 00:09:14,906 --> 00:09:17,109 My student just prevented you from getting fired. 252 00:09:17,412 --> 00:09:18,764 Get out! 253 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:20,058 [DRAMATIC STING] 254 00:09:20,365 --> 00:09:23,500 Me casa room es su casa room. 255 00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:24,936 I really appreciate it. 256 00:09:24,961 --> 00:09:26,436 Get in here, dawg. 257 00:09:26,584 --> 00:09:29,342 They raided my secret candy stash? 258 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:31,951 I wasn't watching. I guess they didn't know it was off limits. 259 00:09:31,976 --> 00:09:33,110 [GRUNTS] 260 00:09:33,187 --> 00:09:35,318 - [RETCHING] - Oh. Great. 261 00:09:35,343 --> 00:09:38,068 Now you're rubbing it in my face that you're dying. 262 00:09:39,232 --> 00:09:40,631 My Twizzlers? 263 00:09:41,669 --> 00:09:43,889 - Get out! - Ugh. 264 00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:48,727 [WOODY GUTHRIE'S "I AIN'T GOT NO HOME IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE"] 265 00:09:48,793 --> 00:09:49,928 266 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,022 Excuse me! 267 00:09:57,984 --> 00:09:59,397 The hallways are mine! 268 00:10:00,004 --> 00:10:03,108 And there ain't nobody home 269 00:10:03,174 --> 00:10:05,175 No, no 270 00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:06,412 271 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,044 Hey, Ms. Bennigan. 272 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:13,203 Uh, could we talk? 273 00:10:13,365 --> 00:10:14,834 You're clearly still upset. 274 00:10:16,473 --> 00:10:17,686 I'm not upset. 275 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:20,290 Yes, whenever I sit on a toilet, 276 00:10:20,357 --> 00:10:22,493 I feel exposed and vulnerable, 277 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,762 and I'm not sure how to live my day-to-day life, 278 00:10:24,828 --> 00:10:26,931 or how I will explain to my future husband 279 00:10:26,999 --> 00:10:29,868 that another man has already seen my front-bottom, 280 00:10:29,935 --> 00:10:31,870 but no! I'm not upset! 281 00:10:31,937 --> 00:10:33,193 282 00:10:35,106 --> 00:10:36,217 [GENTLE MUSIC] 283 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:38,543 Remember, Ms. Snap can never be too thin. 284 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:40,611 Let's not go crazy with the clay, people. 285 00:10:40,636 --> 00:10:42,076 I thought we were going to work on 286 00:10:42,101 --> 00:10:43,358 our history projects today. 287 00:10:43,383 --> 00:10:44,943 This is history, Nora. 288 00:10:44,968 --> 00:10:47,586 Ms. Snap will be remembered with all the other great heroes. 289 00:10:47,652 --> 00:10:49,387 Harriet Tubman, Susan B. Anthony, 290 00:10:49,453 --> 00:10:50,623 Kylie Jenner. 291 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,258 She completely transformed her face and body. 292 00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:55,084 She's been two successful people. 293 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,733 Mm. Now keep sculpting. 294 00:10:58,296 --> 00:10:59,436 295 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:02,834 Hey, Deb. 296 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:04,870 We want to help you with your situation. 297 00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:06,870 We were all just sitting around talking about 298 00:11:06,937 --> 00:11:09,140 how we need to get you out of our classrooms ASAP. 299 00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:10,908 And how your lack of respect for other people 300 00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:13,278 and poor manners is reflected in your students. 301 00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:15,701 And how they break into anything like raccoons. 302 00:11:15,726 --> 00:11:17,581 I'm sorry. I thought this conversation 303 00:11:17,648 --> 00:11:19,131 - was to help me. - We're getting there! 304 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,192 Also, you're really abrasive and rude. 305 00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:24,789 - Sorry, that was just for me. - Seriously? 306 00:11:24,855 --> 00:11:27,125 After we got all that off our chests, 307 00:11:27,192 --> 00:11:29,494 we started thinking how difficult this must be 308 00:11:29,561 --> 00:11:32,030 for you and your students... a wandering tribe 309 00:11:32,055 --> 00:11:33,364 with no place to call home. 310 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:34,566 And we decided to have a fundraiser 311 00:11:34,631 --> 00:11:36,397 to buy you a new trailer. 312 00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:38,403 We've always been there for each other when one of us 313 00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:39,834 has had a hard time, 314 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:42,273 and we want to be there for you, too, Deb. 315 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:43,404 Thanks. 316 00:11:44,543 --> 00:11:47,278 I was beginning to think you guys all hated me. 317 00:11:47,345 --> 00:11:49,214 Just because your little toxic avengers 318 00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:52,553 ate all my top-shelf candy from the good gas station? 319 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:54,219 That'd be crazy. 320 00:11:54,286 --> 00:11:55,631 - Aw. - Aww! 321 00:11:56,404 --> 00:11:58,139 So crazy. 322 00:11:58,164 --> 00:11:59,295 [ROCK MUSIC] 323 00:12:01,616 --> 00:12:04,352 The crap parents buy is so weird. 324 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,688 There's a basket over there 325 00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:07,389 that's just filled with hotel soap. 326 00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:08,924 Thank you. Ciao! 327 00:12:08,991 --> 00:12:11,126 Okay! The Great American Pasta Company is in. 328 00:12:11,192 --> 00:12:13,496 Let's put their gift certificate in a one of the baskets 329 00:12:13,562 --> 00:12:15,664 with a box of Chianti and we'll call it, 330 00:12:15,731 --> 00:12:17,599 "An Italian Night in Skokie." 331 00:12:17,665 --> 00:12:19,133 - Got it. - Did everyone come up with 332 00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:20,240 something to auction off? 333 00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:23,405 "Vegan Cooking Without Tears: A night free of animal murder 334 00:12:23,471 --> 00:12:24,472 with Cecelia Cannon." 335 00:12:24,539 --> 00:12:26,641 "Infinity and the Bible: 336 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,177 "A six-part, twelve-hour lecture series 337 00:12:29,243 --> 00:12:30,561 with Mary Louise Bennigan." 338 00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:32,980 "How to Pretend You Have Glaucoma In Order To Get 339 00:12:33,048 --> 00:12:34,650 "Your Medical Marijuana Card: 340 00:12:34,717 --> 00:12:36,818 An informational download from Feldman." 341 00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:38,654 - Okay, I don't think... - "Weekly Wednesday 342 00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:40,645 Wiccan Workshops." Alliteration. You're welcome. 343 00:12:40,670 --> 00:12:41,858 Those are all lame. 344 00:12:41,883 --> 00:12:43,424 Wait until you hear about my idea. 345 00:12:43,449 --> 00:12:45,022 I'll be right back! [GAGGING] 346 00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:46,779 If she's this sick now, 347 00:12:46,912 --> 00:12:49,363 imagine what she'd be like if I hadn't found the asbestos 348 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:50,865 - when I did. - You mean two days ago? 349 00:12:50,932 --> 00:12:52,592 Could be the difference between death 350 00:12:52,617 --> 00:12:55,087 and a long, lingering illness leading to death. 351 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,170 - My item is so goo... - Ms. Bennigan? 352 00:12:58,229 --> 00:12:59,850 Can I speak to you for a moment? 353 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,092 [DRAMATIC STING] 354 00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:04,451 So, 355 00:13:04,512 --> 00:13:06,647 not only did I install another lock, 356 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,350 but there's a sign here now. 357 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:09,615 Can you see that? 358 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,419 Tells you whether or not the door is locked 359 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,936 from both sides of the door. 360 00:13:13,355 --> 00:13:14,608 Thank you. 361 00:13:15,557 --> 00:13:17,693 I've been driving a half-hour to use the bathroom 362 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,514 at McDonald's on my lunch break. 363 00:13:20,462 --> 00:13:22,412 A couple of times, I didn't make it. 364 00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:23,471 Oh. 365 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:26,597 - Do you have to go? - Yeah. 366 00:13:26,622 --> 00:13:27,639 Okay. 367 00:13:27,664 --> 00:13:28,670 368 00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:37,092 Do I hear any more bids for the murder-free cooking class? 369 00:13:37,438 --> 00:13:40,553 It's sure to be very... ethical. 370 00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:42,484 [GASPS] There we go! 371 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,733 Going once. 372 00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:45,248 Going twice. 373 00:13:45,273 --> 00:13:47,542 Sold for $250! 374 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,108 - Thank you. - [APPLAUSE] 375 00:13:50,677 --> 00:13:51,945 Just a reminder: 376 00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:54,256 Caroline Watson's crafting circle 377 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:56,217 is filling up really fast. 378 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,031 She is a crafty minx! 379 00:14:00,475 --> 00:14:03,237 Our next item comes from third grade teacher, 380 00:14:03,304 --> 00:14:06,342 Chelsea Snap, who is offering 381 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,537 an hour with a hero. 382 00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:11,631 - Did I read that correctly? - That's right. 383 00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:13,920 I am the Sully of Chicagoland. 384 00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:18,053 Okay. This item is valued at 385 00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:20,372 $3,000? 386 00:14:21,597 --> 00:14:25,858 But let's start the bidding at $25. 387 00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:28,537 25? Okay. No. 388 00:14:28,562 --> 00:14:30,045 Come on now, people. 389 00:14:30,358 --> 00:14:32,670 This is an hour with a hero. 390 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,812 I don't know if you know this, 391 00:14:35,036 --> 00:14:37,672 but I was the person who uncovered the asbestos. 392 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:40,942 - Wait? It's your fault - Mrs. Adler's sick? 393 00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:44,212 No. I saved her. You're welcome. 394 00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:45,612 Your irresponsible behavior 395 00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:47,415 contaminated my child's classroom! 396 00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,903 - What? - This is all your fault! 397 00:14:49,928 --> 00:14:51,858 - Yeah! - No, no, no, no, no. Wait. 398 00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,594 You should be worshipping me. 399 00:14:53,619 --> 00:14:54,954 I am a hero! 400 00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:56,824 Fire Marshal Brownstein said so. 401 00:14:56,891 --> 00:14:59,084 - I mean that ironically. - No, no, no, no. 402 00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:00,310 I am a hero! 403 00:15:00,397 --> 00:15:01,709 I will always be a hero! 404 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,951 I was born a hero and I'll die a hero! 405 00:15:04,514 --> 00:15:05,795 I'll show you! 406 00:15:06,434 --> 00:15:09,837 - We're closing in on $10,000. - Oh, that's great news! 407 00:15:09,905 --> 00:15:13,068 - Awesome! - My own brand-new trailer. 408 00:15:13,775 --> 00:15:15,131 Thanks again, you guys. 409 00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:17,945 - Last call for the cakewalk! - [GAVEL BANGS] 410 00:15:18,011 --> 00:15:19,834 You know what? Let's do it together. 411 00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:21,279 ALL: Yeah! 412 00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,115 413 00:15:24,818 --> 00:15:26,740 Is that an Anthropologie gift card? 414 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,833 Yup. 415 00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:31,381 - Comes with the cake. - Whoa! 416 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,828 This cakewalk just got real. 417 00:15:33,895 --> 00:15:36,904 Land on the star and you win a cake! 418 00:15:37,097 --> 00:15:38,889 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 419 00:15:40,101 --> 00:15:41,295 420 00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:47,591 [MUSIC STOPS] 421 00:15:47,829 --> 00:15:49,164 I won? [GASPS] 422 00:15:49,544 --> 00:15:51,139 Oh, my God! 423 00:15:53,773 --> 00:15:56,644 This has turned into the best day! 424 00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:58,850 I feel so loved and so lucky. 425 00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:00,897 Haven't you taken enough? 426 00:16:01,639 --> 00:16:03,131 [ROCK MUSIC] 427 00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:06,772 We've reached our goal! 428 00:16:06,797 --> 00:16:09,531 Let's give a hand to the ladies who made this happen! 429 00:16:09,597 --> 00:16:11,084 - [APPLAUSE] - Ow! 430 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,029 - Guys! - [STRUGGLING GRUNTS] 431 00:16:13,401 --> 00:16:15,264 - Give it to me! - Ow! Ow! Ow! 432 00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:16,404 [SIGHS] 433 00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,761 There was a gift card. 434 00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:22,938 Hiyah! 435 00:16:24,529 --> 00:16:25,580 Ugh. 436 00:16:25,646 --> 00:16:27,348 Ms. Snap! What are you doing? 437 00:16:27,373 --> 00:16:29,311 I found it once, I'll find it again! 438 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,850 - Stop! - Ah! 439 00:16:31,128 --> 00:16:33,397 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 440 00:16:33,621 --> 00:16:35,189 What are you doing? 441 00:16:35,318 --> 00:16:38,052 I already checked this hall for asbestos. 442 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,404 I think. 443 00:16:40,764 --> 00:16:44,428 No! 444 00:16:45,358 --> 00:16:47,787 Girl, you got to do something about that bush. 445 00:16:47,812 --> 00:16:48,975 446 00:16:51,225 --> 00:16:52,907 Can't wait to see my new trailer. 447 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,952 Is that shirt from Anthropologie? 448 00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:57,211 Oh, my God. Crazy, right? 449 00:16:57,278 --> 00:16:59,231 I never thought I would wear a bird print, 450 00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:01,342 but something about that store... 451 00:17:01,826 --> 00:17:04,285 - It's okay, girl. You deserve it. - Totally. 452 00:17:04,352 --> 00:17:06,054 Especially after the way we behaved. 453 00:17:06,121 --> 00:17:07,788 I'm just surprised you're still talking to us. 454 00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:09,223 Hey, it's that time of year, 455 00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:11,162 but we're getting through it together. 456 00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:13,863 Oh, darn it. 457 00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:15,090 I wanted to see your face 458 00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:16,762 when you saw the new trailer. 459 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,866 - That's not a new trailer. - Yes, it is. 460 00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:21,114 Your old trailer was full of asbestos. 461 00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:23,438 Now the asbestos has been removed, 462 00:17:23,505 --> 00:17:25,674 so it's as good as new. 463 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,507 But we raised all that money. 464 00:17:27,574 --> 00:17:30,434 We had to use the remainder to repair a bunch of holes 465 00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:33,247 that some nutjob punched into the walls. 466 00:17:33,537 --> 00:17:35,365 They were probably just misunderstood. 467 00:17:35,787 --> 00:17:37,748 Sorry you didn't get a new trailer, girl. 468 00:17:37,773 --> 00:17:38,808 It's okay. 469 00:17:39,254 --> 00:17:40,455 If I got through last week, 470 00:17:40,522 --> 00:17:41,956 I can get through the next three. 471 00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:43,792 Then it's vacation, and I don't care 472 00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:46,740 if I ever see another kid as long as I live. 473 00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:48,170 474 00:17:49,163 --> 00:17:51,647 Why couldn't it have been asbestos poisoning? 475 00:17:54,483 --> 00:17:56,912 Just so you know, I'll be using 476 00:17:56,937 --> 00:17:58,967 the McDonald's bathroom from now on. 477 00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:01,263 Congratulations. 478 00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:03,373 Thanks. 479 00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:11,303 Thank you, Chelsea Snap 480 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:15,420 You put a hole right through the wall 481 00:18:16,338 --> 00:18:19,639 You found the asbestos 482 00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:22,934 And then you saved them all 483 00:18:23,889 --> 00:18:27,256 The things that Chelsea rescued 484 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:31,879 Like a flame in the breeze 485 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,096 Asbestos hero 486 00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:40,772 She never blinked an eye 487 00:18:41,802 --> 00:18:44,771 Asbestos hero 488 00:18:44,955 --> 00:18:48,928 Without a little cry 489 00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:52,436 Asbestos hero 490 00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:56,950 I love her 491 00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:58,864 Oh, yeah. 492 00:18:59,193 --> 00:19:03,060 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 493 00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:07,660 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34629

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