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This is me.
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Thanks for the ride.
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Let's see. Two stars.
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You were a little chatty.
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Dude! Is that the girl
JJ's going on the date with?
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I gotta kick the tires on this broad.
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No! JJ has asked for his privacy.
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He'll introduce you when he's ready.
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You're right.
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And I respect that.
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Hey, Izzy! What's your deal?!
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Ah!
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Private party, Dylan.
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Mr. DiMeo's asked me to see you home.
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Weird man trying to get me in his van!
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Uh-huh. One sign that
you've cried wolf too much
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is the fact that they're
holding the door for me.
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Hmm. Someone just
"liked" a bunch of my photos.
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Who is "Maya DiMeo Secret Account"?
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"Someone who has no boundaries
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and paws her phone
like a drunk gorilla."
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Aww, she's cute.
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I think she's live-streaming now.
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I like her. Do you think she'll like us?
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Oh, please. What's not to like?
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You can't really get a
sense of her figure, can you?
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Come on, bathing suit picture, please.
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I am on the toilet!
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Whatever happened to privacy?!
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Hey! We were in the
middle of a commercial
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of a girl and her dad.
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All hands on deck, people!
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A few months ago I purchased
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a Valentine's harbor cruise.
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My girlfriend and I were going
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to exchange "I love yous."
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Your girlfriend?
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Is she in the room right now?
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- Can you see her?
- I know I don't have a girlfriend.
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All right, good. Yeah.
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I was betting I would
by now, and I lost.
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The tickets are non-refundable,
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so we have to find me a date!
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W-Would you... Would you
consider selling those tic...
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No. No. What did Mom say?
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No expensive Jimmy Valentine's Day.
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I know you love making a grand
gesture every year, darling,
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but this year we've got the mortgage
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and JJ's going to college,
I got my new business.
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The most romantic thing that
you could do would be to...
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Hire Boyz II Men to sing
personalized versions
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of their hits for you like last year.
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Not going into debt.
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Oh, but the love boat sounds so cool!
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He didn't even describe it!
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All right. We'll stick to the plan.
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I'll go to work where
I won't be tempted.
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Now, darling, about your date.
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You know Nathalie from my
special-needs moms group?
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- Yeah, she has a daughter?
- No.
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I mean Nathalie from my
special-needs moms group.
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Oh.
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Uh, we'll circle back to that.
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"We need to discuss what happened.
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Who knows what they did wrong?"
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Me. I cyber-stalked a teenager
when I was on the toilet,
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and then I broadcast it.
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And I was naked in a room with, uh,
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"Hulk smash" on her phone.
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I know we all want to meet this Izzy,
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but JJ has prepared a statement.
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"Dear Family, I know you're
curious about me dating someone.
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Please give me my space."
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This is the edited version.
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JJ's draft, with swear words
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and valid body-shaming of
Jimmy, was 10 pages long.
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Let JJ have this.
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Now go.
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Oh.
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Nathalie politely declines.
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Damn it!
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"Do you have plans Valentine's Day?"
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I get to meet Izzy.
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You want my help on your date?
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Uh, I purposely did not make
plans hoping this would come.
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Melanie's mad.
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So, are we going to the dance?
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"Not special enough.
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I've waited my life for this.
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It needs to be perfect."
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Oh, and it shall be.
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Can I rub it in your mom's face?
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Oh, Mayaaa...
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Hey, Ray. Did you find a
date for your cruise yet?
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No. I asked Dr. Miller to let me know
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whenever a new girl enrolls,
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but she said she couldn't
do it "in good conscience."
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You know what, n-neither
of us have dates
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and there's a great meal,
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I love boats because
there's no laws at sea...
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Concerning, go on.
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- Maybe you should just take me.
- Really?
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You want to have, like,
a sibling bonding date?
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I feel like we're trapped in
this cycle where I bust on you,
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and then you turn around
and get busted on by me.
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Maybe it's time we break it?
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Huh. I always figured
we'd bury the hatchet
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but I thought it'd be
a deathbed situation.
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I can't believe this is
happening without a catheter.
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Let's do this.
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Hey... this will be the first
date you won't have to worry
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about your sister throwing
garbage at you or your girl.
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♪ I can't stop this feeling ♪
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- ♪ Deep inside of me ♪
- Huh?
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- ♪ Girl, you just don't realize ♪
- And... voilà.
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♪ What you do to me ♪
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- ♪ When you hold me ♪
- Better.
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Yeah. This
is my own special blend.
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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♪ I, I'm hooked on a feeling ♪
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Yeah.
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Nice, right?
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You gave me the list.
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I just bring your ideas to life.
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"I asked for green pillows."
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Well, I'm not gonna bring
an idea that sucks to life.
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"It's perfect.
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Thank you."
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And we're right on time.
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May I?
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Go around!
We're in the back!
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- Good evening, Izzy. I'm Kenneth.
- Nice to finally meet you.
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I've heard so much about you.
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- Nothing bad I hope.
- Some of it was bad.
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That's fair.
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Uh, well, I'm going to see to it
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that you have a wonderful time.
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We've thought of everything.
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You're staying? It's
gonna be the three of us?
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Isn't that kind of weird?
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Huh.
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We didn't think of that.
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Jimmy Valentine!
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What are you doing here on your big day?
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Bought Maya an airplane.
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Nope, just working.
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Got to get that Valentine's holiday pay.
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Is that a thing?
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Now that I've said it out
loud, it sounds stupid.
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Well, you'll have to go the long way.
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Not... the concourse.
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Oh, look away, Jimmy, look away.
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Oh, Maya would love that much cologne.
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Hold it together, man. No.
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Oh.
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So much turquoise.
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No!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Ah! Safe.
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No buying, just working. Next!
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Listen, my shipment
was delayed five hours,
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I got a boatload of roses
I was supposed to sell,
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- and it's too late...
- I love them... I'll take them all!
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You're a cool big brother, Ray.
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- Thanks for bringing me.
- Happy to.
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I actually found a girl
who was game to come.
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But I'll be disappointing
Kaci another night.
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Well, lucky for me, my date's
smart, kind, he loves his fam...
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Oh, have we pushed off? Great.
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Ray, I'm just gonna
rip the Band-Aid off.
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A guy I like is on this boat
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and he asked me to meet him here,
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so I tricked you into bringing me.
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You'll be spending this cruise alone.
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Godspeed.
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What? Wait, no.
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No.
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Kaci! Kaci!
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Jimmy, I'm so proud of you.
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I know how hard it is for you
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not to spend money on Valentine's Day.
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Yeah, well... it's what you asked for.
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Just 'cause you're working
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doesn't mean we can't
spend the evening together.
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I'm actually on my way
over to you right now.
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I'm bringing dinner.
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Fantastic! How far away are you exactly?
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Would it help if I told you
that these are for my mistress?
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Sorry if you weren't prepared
for my being here tonight,
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but I assure you, there's
nothing weird about this at all.
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Ah.
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"You look lovely in that dress."
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Yeah,
I don't think any of us
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felt good about that. Sidebar?
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Dude, she's not
feeling this. I should go.
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I'll be inside if you need me.
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"I need you here.
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You're my hands... my voice."
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Ah.
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The "hands and voice" speech.
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It got me to interrupt Elvira's
meal at The Cheesecake Factory,
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and it gets me tonight.
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Let's go.
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Elvira still texts me, you know.
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You tricked me
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under the guise of
brother-sister bonding.
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Not "guys"... guy.
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His name's Connor. I met him online.
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He's a social media celebrity.
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This night went from getting an
"I love you" from my girlfriend
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to taking my sister to
getting ditched by my sister.
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You screwed me out of a date,
you're not gonna have a date.
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It's stuff like this why Mom's
friends won't date you, Ray.
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What did you do?
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These must've cost like $200.
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Of course he did it!
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- He's Jimmy Valentine!
- I'm sorry.
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But I don't think it's a waste of money
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to show you how much you mean to me.
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Does that make me a Valentine sucker?
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Yes. The world is full
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of Valentine suckers today
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and I am proudly the
biggest one of them all.
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You know what? You're right.
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The world isfull of suckers today.
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Let's profit off them.
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Let's sell these roses for
twice what you paid for them
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and make it rain cash!
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Okay.
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Okay, Jimmy DiMeo aims to please.
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But Jimmy Valentine
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knows a special bouquet
when he sees one.
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I'm saving these for you.
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Ah, ah!
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I insist.
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"Izzy, I thought that
we could talk about
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what you and Kenneth have in common."
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- Like what?
- Well, I'm a big sports guy.
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- Do you like sports?
- I love sports.
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- What's your favorite sport?
- Team handball.
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Okay. Bit of a dead end.
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Uh, let's take a turn down food alley.
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Um, uh, what's your favorite food?
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I like buffets.
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Say you're at a buffet.
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- What do you grab first?
- A plate.
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- Music!
- Did you make the playlist we're listening to?
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I sure did.
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We shouldn't talk about music.
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"Sidebar."
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What am I supposed to do when
you guys take your sidebars?
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A little handball maybe?
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"Okay. This isn't going well.
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I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
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Oh, thank God.
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"But I need you here so you'll
have to insist on staying."
259
00:10:30,884 --> 00:10:31,990
Hmm.
260
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,034
All right, let's suck that way.
261
00:10:36,077 --> 00:10:39,781
"Kenneth, I'm going to
have to ask you to leave."
262
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,198
Unh-unh. No. Don't wanna.
263
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,460
I think JJ's right.
264
00:10:43,462 --> 00:10:45,353
Why would you want to stay
if he doesn't want you to?
265
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:49,466
Because this has been a
really fun... 15 minutes?!
266
00:10:50,749 --> 00:10:53,194
Oh, yeah, I'll live-stream anything.
267
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,933
Birthday parties, funerals...
268
00:10:54,935 --> 00:10:55,934
Actually one of my biggest videos
269
00:10:55,936 --> 00:10:58,068
was "Cousin Baptism Rat-Tastrophe."
270
00:10:58,071 --> 00:10:59,375
I saw that one!
271
00:10:59,378 --> 00:11:00,878
So many rats!
272
00:11:00,881 --> 00:11:02,750
Hey, anything for good content.
273
00:11:02,753 --> 00:11:05,161
Speaking of... can you
look into this camera
274
00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:06,485
and say "We're having a great date"?
275
00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,026
This is a date?
276
00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,296
This date rocks!
277
00:11:10,298 --> 00:11:11,878
Dylan, there you are, dear.
278
00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:14,761
- You're here with someone?
- Pfft, no. This is my brother.
279
00:11:14,764 --> 00:11:16,509
Brother? Would a brother do this?
280
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,192
Hold on, you have a boyfriend?
281
00:11:18,194 --> 00:11:20,179
No! He is not my boyfriend.
282
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,938
Not your boyfriend? Are
you breaking up with me?
283
00:11:22,941 --> 00:11:24,421
Cut it out!
284
00:11:24,423 --> 00:11:26,510
I swear! He's just my dumb brother.
285
00:11:26,512 --> 00:11:28,338
Is that how you see me now?
286
00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:30,821
Look, I'm not gonna give
up on you without a fight.
287
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,275
I met your parents!
288
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,652
They're your parents, too, Ray!
289
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,429
I'm gonna let you two work this out.
290
00:11:37,345 --> 00:11:40,978
I like this guy, you
gotta send me a link.
291
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,748
Welcome home, business traveler.
292
00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:47,099
Care to close one more
deal this afternoon?
293
00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:48,346
♪ You've got the best of my love ♪
294
00:11:48,348 --> 00:11:50,225
It's... It's clear I don't mean me.
295
00:11:50,228 --> 00:11:51,608
All right, maybe a hug.
296
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,003
♪ You've got the best of my love ♪
297
00:11:55,529 --> 00:11:57,133
Roses for sale.
298
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,849
Tonight, I'm going to
make sweet, sweet love
299
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,166
to my sweet, sweet lover.
300
00:12:01,505 --> 00:12:02,833
Get out le cash.
301
00:12:02,836 --> 00:12:04,724
- Give them the flowers.
- No, keep the accent.
302
00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:06,726
Can we make money off
of every dumb thing I do?
303
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,978
Because that is a dangerous lesson.
304
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,397
Oh, hey, girlfriend.
305
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,982
We were just about to come serenade you.
306
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,504
No need, you won.
307
00:12:14,506 --> 00:12:15,983
Connor's too weirded out.
308
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,290
Oh, nice. Scram.
309
00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:20,292
And you never played
so I'm not paying you.
310
00:12:20,294 --> 00:12:21,641
I underestimated you.
311
00:12:21,643 --> 00:12:23,117
It's kind of cool, actually.
312
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,151
See? Your brother's
not so bad after all.
313
00:12:25,154 --> 00:12:26,727
Okay, fine.
314
00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,748
Maybe we can hang out a little bit.
315
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,433
Wanna do the photo booth?
316
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,085
Yeah, where is it?
317
00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:33,628
Here it is.
318
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,963
Oh, wow.
319
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,198
Are these the props?
320
00:12:37,835 --> 00:12:39,922
- Dylan!
- There's no photo booth, dummy.
321
00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:41,881
Enjoy boat jail.
322
00:12:41,883 --> 00:12:43,709
There is no such thing as boat jail!
323
00:12:43,711 --> 00:12:45,640
Wait, is this a coat check?
324
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,248
You lock me in so many coat checks.
325
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,729
Dylan, you cannot trap
me in here forever.
326
00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:53,715
No matter what it takes, I will escape!
327
00:12:56,955 --> 00:12:58,236
For my love.
328
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,612
Oh, great. Thanks, Jimmy.
329
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,741
That's the last bouquet.
330
00:13:00,743 --> 00:13:02,047
Well, that's the last sucker...
331
00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:03,430
Customer.
332
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,937
Oh, that's the one you were saving.
333
00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:09,878
Yeah, it's okay. It's fine.
334
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,228
This is what you wanted.
335
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,732
Stupid holiday anyway.
336
00:13:12,735 --> 00:13:13,926
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna go back to work.
337
00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:15,528
Okay. Bye.
338
00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:18,364
- Loads of money!
- Yay.
339
00:13:19,616 --> 00:13:21,411
- Oi.
- Happy?
340
00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:23,065
You killed Jimmy Valentine.
341
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:25,111
And on the day named after him.
342
00:13:25,113 --> 00:13:26,329
No, I didn't.
343
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:28,201
No, you're conflating
344
00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:30,420
spending money with love, and that's...
345
00:13:30,422 --> 00:13:32,074
Exactly what Jimmy does.
346
00:13:32,076 --> 00:13:34,027
Everybody has a love language.
347
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,513
Jimmy's is giving expensive presents.
348
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:40,720
For him, giving to you is
the best gift he can get.
349
00:13:41,999 --> 00:13:43,489
Oh, and I took that away from him.
350
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,006
Look, if you wanna talk more,
351
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,487
there's a Sbarro in terminal four.
352
00:13:47,489 --> 00:13:48,603
My treat.
353
00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:49,787
Who are you?
354
00:13:50,231 --> 00:13:53,833
So, a quick recap of common ground...
355
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,563
We both are humans,
currently in this room.
356
00:13:57,565 --> 00:13:59,260
We both saw a white bird this week,
357
00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:01,262
but not sure it's the same one.
358
00:14:01,264 --> 00:14:04,615
We both know guys named Frank.
359
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:08,493
Yeah, I know. Sidebar.
360
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:11,601
I'd planned so many
high-fives for this area.
361
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,167
"We're calling too many sidebars."
362
00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:16,042
W... You called this sidebar!
363
00:14:16,045 --> 00:14:18,257
Is this a sidebar
about too many sidebars?
364
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,478
Fine. No more "sidebars."
365
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,179
If there's a problem,
point to the semicolon.
366
00:14:23,204 --> 00:14:27,091
Whatever you type next is for
me, I won't say it out loud.
367
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,161
"What if I want to use a semicolon?"
368
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,769
When do you use a semicolon?
369
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,607
"To connect two independent clauses."
370
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:39,080
I know what it's for...
Semicolon... you don't use it!
371
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,564
- JJ, I'm gonna go help out at the dance.
- What?
372
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:45,630
I know you guys went to a lot of trouble,
373
00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:47,480
and I really appreciate it,
374
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,615
um, but this has all been kind of weird.
375
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,583
Happy Valentine's Day.
376
00:15:00,808 --> 00:15:02,842
Elvira wants to know if I'm up.
377
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:07,544
Say what you want about
Maya's adaptive clothing line.
378
00:15:07,547 --> 00:15:11,580
It makes for a dramatic
end to a bad night.
379
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,539
You know, I get so used to our thing,
380
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:16,856
it never even occurred to
me how weird it might be
381
00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:19,027
to, say, a child whose date I'm on.
382
00:15:19,569 --> 00:15:24,658
"It occurred to me, but it
took me so long to get here.
383
00:15:24,661 --> 00:15:26,926
Someone I like who likes me?
384
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,871
I was too afraid to do it without you."
385
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:37,587
Buddy, I love figuring
things out with you.
386
00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:40,356
But this new love stuff?
387
00:15:40,697 --> 00:15:43,178
Some of that, you're gonna
have to figure out on your own.
388
00:15:45,606 --> 00:15:46,571
Okay, then.
389
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,015
Tonight was a bust, but next time...
390
00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:52,525
"Not next time, semicolon.
391
00:15:52,527 --> 00:15:54,963
Bring me to her, semi-colon.
392
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:57,362
Now. Semi... " Yeah, okay.
393
00:15:57,365 --> 00:16:00,440
You are
right. You use it all the time.
394
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:01,536
Please.
395
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,662
Finally got rid of my brother.
396
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,185
Oh. Hey, Dylan.
397
00:16:07,187 --> 00:16:08,535
Uh, this is Rachel.
398
00:16:08,537 --> 00:16:10,219
- Hi.
- Great.
399
00:16:10,277 --> 00:16:11,810
Now your sister's here?
400
00:16:11,813 --> 00:16:13,139
Ooh, she's not my sister.
401
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,289
But these girls are, right?
402
00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:17,466
Nope. Yo, what is up, Connor Crew?
403
00:16:17,468 --> 00:16:20,426
Connor here, making waves on the ocean.
404
00:16:20,428 --> 00:16:22,515
I asked five hot ladies
out on a boat cruise
405
00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,567
and oh, no, they all came!
406
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,133
It's a... quintuple date fail!
407
00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:29,002
I'm just your content?
408
00:16:29,005 --> 00:16:30,489
Uh, well, can you not say "content"?
409
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,051
I don't like my fans
seeing behind the curtain.
410
00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:33,659
Seems a little less organic.
411
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,855
I locked my brother up for you!
412
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:42,836
Ray, you are a genius.
413
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:55,198
And, uh, that is how you do that.
414
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,309
Paging Jimmy DiMeo!
415
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,874
Your misplaced Valentine has been found
416
00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:02,313
and is at baggage claim.
417
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,227
Ready to be showered with any gift,
418
00:17:05,229 --> 00:17:07,867
no matter how impractical
or over-priced.
419
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:09,840
I want to give you your favorite gift,
420
00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:12,281
the gift of extravagant giving.
421
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:16,194
- Am I gonna regret this?
- You bet!
422
00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:23,793
Oh, good. You're here.
423
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,054
I saw that bird again.
424
00:17:26,056 --> 00:17:27,697
JJ, hurry!
425
00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:32,510
"Kenneth, I need you to stay here."
426
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,118
Man.
427
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,414
"Because we're leaving."
428
00:17:38,037 --> 00:17:39,602
I love a good mislead.
429
00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:40,726
Me, too.
430
00:17:41,258 --> 00:17:42,300
All right.
431
00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:43,494
There's hope for us.
432
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,374
You used me. For a dumb video.
433
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,526
If it helps, it's not like
you were special or anything.
434
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,444
I used all these girls.
And they're cool with it.
435
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,662
- Let's go dance.
- Okay, you're not going anywhere
436
00:17:52,665 --> 00:17:54,337
until you delete that video.
437
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,420
If you guys think I really
biffed it up this time,
438
00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:58,292
smash that like button!
439
00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:01,368
Ouch. Sorry.
440
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:04,040
But that's what you get for
messing with the Connor Crew.
441
00:18:05,798 --> 00:18:07,962
And that's what you get
for pushing my sister.
442
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,046
Are you okay?
443
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,568
Connor here! Good news...
444
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:12,221
I just got punched in the face!
445
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,707
Okay, we got to go
before we get in trouble.
446
00:18:22,712 --> 00:18:26,188
Huh. Boat jail is real.
447
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,406
How stupidly expensive is this?
448
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,426
Extremely stupidly!
449
00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,845
Thank you, Jimmy Valentine!
450
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:34,586
Look, money comes and money goes,
451
00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:37,171
but what we have is forever.
452
00:18:37,174 --> 00:18:38,825
Thank you for letting me celebrate it
453
00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:39,952
in my ridiculous way.
454
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,082
And, hey, we will figure
out how to pay the mortgage.
455
00:18:42,084 --> 00:18:45,520
Eh, we'll worry about that
last week when it was due!
456
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,803
"Tonight must have
been the weirdest date
457
00:18:54,805 --> 00:18:56,588
you've ever been on."
458
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,461
Technically, it's the only one.
459
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:03,595
"Wait, am I the more
experienced one here?"
460
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:04,944
Yes.
461
00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:07,163
Any pointers?
462
00:19:07,165 --> 00:19:10,524
"Well, most dates have
a random guy there.
463
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,525
And there are usually more sidebars."
464
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,227
"I made Kenneth stay.
465
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:23,189
I was nervous about
being alone with you."
466
00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:26,323
I was, too.
467
00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:31,021
Well, if neither of us
knows what we're doing,
468
00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:32,963
maybe we can make it up.
469
00:19:33,432 --> 00:19:36,717
Maybe part of it can be getting alone?
470
00:19:40,337 --> 00:19:41,553
"Check."
471
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,729
Hmm, it's a great start.
472
00:19:43,731 --> 00:19:45,601
This is finally not weird.
473
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,785
JJ!
474
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:59,791
How... is the date... going?!
475
00:20:01,706 --> 00:20:04,404
"Kenneth won't be our biggest problem."
476
00:20:06,928 --> 00:20:08,530
Hi, Mrs. DiMeo!
477
00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:11,601
I'm sorry about your hand.
478
00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:13,386
But thanks for sticking up for me.
479
00:20:13,389 --> 00:20:14,580
You're my sister.
480
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:15,885
That's my job.
481
00:20:15,887 --> 00:20:18,634
Yeah, but...
482
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:20,673
I make it hard.
483
00:20:20,675 --> 00:20:23,284
It's easy to defend
the sweet little sister.
484
00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:25,460
But I tricked you out of a date,
485
00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:27,810
abandoned you, locked you in a closet...
486
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:30,160
I got out.
487
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,816
And you still defended me.
488
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,816
You know, sometimes I think
you got the wrong sister.
489
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,563
But I got the right brother.
490
00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:43,304
Dylan, when I purchased these tickets,
491
00:20:43,306 --> 00:20:46,612
I pictured myself hearing
a certain affectionate
492
00:20:46,614 --> 00:20:47,787
three-word phrase...
493
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,266
I was building to it, Ray.
494
00:20:49,268 --> 00:20:50,964
You blew it.
495
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:52,489
Now we sit here.
496
00:20:54,143 --> 00:20:55,797
- I love you, Dylan.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
497
00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:03,005
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