All language subtitles for Republic of Doyle s03e03 Hot Package.eng

Previously on
Republic of Doyle...

[Mal] You are the worst I've ever
seen when it comes to courting women.

[Molly] Take off your clothes.

[Jake] Excuse me?

[Mal] It's like a
reverse talent.

[Leslie] It's only a matter of time
before somebody really gets hurt.

And you're the one who
is gonna have to live with it.

[Jake] Ned Bishop.
Nice to see you again.

[Ned] I went bankrupt.

[Des] Am I dead?

[Chandra] Well, your heart's
beating pretty fast.

[Jake] There was a woman.
She had a gun.

[Leslie] I don't
even want to know.

[Jake] There's something a
lot bigger going on here.

[Leslie] Not from
where I'm standing.

[Nikki] David is a
really good guy, Jake.

[Jake] I can see how dinner with you and
your new fiance would be fun for you.

But me, not so much.

[Tinny] I'm going to London.

I get to go for a year!

[Des] Oh my God!

[Tinny] Oh my God.

[Des] How long have
you been home?

[Tinny] I never left.

[Des] - Um...
[Tinny] - Hey guys. I'm home.

(Tires screeching)

[Mal] How in the love of God did
I let you get me into this Jake?

[Jake] Oh lord! Oh the smell.

[Mal] The body is rancid.

[Mal] I think I'm
gonna throw up.

[Jake] Don't you dare
throw up in the car dad.

Don't throw up in this car!

[Mal groaning] I'll--
I'll pull up here. I'll pull up here!

(Tires screeching)

[Jake] (Coughing)

Oh my God!

[Mal] Oh, that's disgusting.

[Jake] Let's get
him in the trunk.

[Jake] I got him.

[Mal] Okay.

[Jake] Go get some ice.

(Sirens)

[♪]

Freeze!

Put your hands in the air!

[Jake] Whoa!

Hands where I can see 'em!

[Jake] - Uh--
- Down on your knees!

[Mal] Alright.

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♪oh yeeeah oh yeeeah♪

♪oh yeah!♪

[♪]

(Phone ringing)

[Jake] (Groaning)

(Phone ringing)

[Jake] What b'y what?

[Mal] We're running a trading pulse now?
Our last client,

let them pay with belt buckle.

[Jake] Oh seriously, dad,
can't this wait or what?

[Mal] No, where are you?

[Jake] I'm... on a safari.

You're lucky your buddy
paid you at all, okay? He was

a degenerate gambler.

[Mal] 20 minutes,
curiosity shop.

You do the haggling.

[Jake] Dad-- (Dog barking)
[♪]

[Mal] So Tinny didn't say
anything about London? I thought

you were gonna work her.

[Rose] I did. Okay? I got nothing.
London was great,

school was great.
Says she just wanted to come home.

[Mal] Yeah, there's more going on here.
Keep pushing it.

What about the high school?

[Rose] Still making me jump
through hoops to get her

registered. It's bizarre.

[Mal] Okay. Thanks for taking care of it.
I'll call you later.

[Mal] This better be worth at least four
days at our regular rate. Plus expenses.

[Jake] You're telling me you couldn't
do this by yourself or what?

[Mal] I figured you
wouldn't be above begging.

You smell like cheap whiskey.

[Jake] Well, it is cheap whiskey because I
stole it from your friggin liquor cabinet.

[Jake] Ned Bishop?

Ned, what are you doing?

How many jobs you got, man?

[Ned] I happen to have an alimony
issue with a certain ex-wife.

But thank you for poking that open wound.
And that buckle

is only worth 20 bucks, tops.

[Jake] 20 bucks my arse. Give me that.
Look, I'm telling you.

Look at this. This is solid platinum,
and these here, they're diamonds.

[Ned] Those are glass gems and
that is platinum plated. I have

reduced my offer to $18.50.

[Mal] Oh lord.
Put your tongue back in your head.

[Marie] Hey.

[Ned] Oh, back again,
are you my lucky?

What can I do you for today?

[Marie] Look, I'm sorry to do
this to you Ned, but I need that

cigarette case.
I got your money.

[Ned] Oh, I'm sorry love.
I sold this first thing this morning.

[Marie] What? Come on, Ned.
I just sold that to you yesterday!

[Jake] Uh, listen, uh-- (Ding)

Ha. Ned, who did you sell the case to?
I mean, do you got

a name, a visa
statement or whatever?

[Ned] Jake Doyle, here.

He fancies himself a
bit of private dick.

Mind your own business Jake.

[Marie] Hi, I'm Marie booth.

[Jake] Hi Marie booth.
So what do you say Ned?

The girl obviously wants her cigarette
case back, so just tell us who bought it.

[Ned] I don't know. Somebody, alright?
I don't know, b'y.

[Deacon] Where is it?
Did you get it back?

[Marie] No, I'll find
it, okay Deacon?

Please! I said I'd find it.

[Deacon] I told you
I need that case.

[Jake] Hey!

Let's just relax, there,
alright chachi.

[Deacon] Did anyone ask me to
ask you anything? Marie, if I

- don't get that case--
[Jake] - Whoa! Excuse me. Sorry.

It's obvious to me that you're
the thick, stupid type.

[Marie] Deacon, no!

(Scuffling)

[Ned] Come on guys. I just got this job.
I need the money now!

[Marie] Okay, okay, okay.
I said I would get it back,

so I'll get it back, okay?

[Jake] Ow! Just relax, okay?

(Thud)

[Mal] That had to hurt son.

(Thud)

[Marie] Oh my God.

[Jake] It's all under control.

(Crash!)

[Jake] Little help here?

[Mal] You're getting cocky, see?

(Crash!)

(Thud)

[Deacon] You stay out of my
business, or you'll wish you'd

never been existed.

[Jake] What?

[Deacon] 24 hours Marie. I want it back
or there's going to be serious trouble.

[Mal] What was your strategy exactly?
I was having a hard time following it.

[Jake] Just shut up, alright?

[Marie] You alright?

[Ned] B'ys, somebody's
paying for this.

[Marie] Oh, I'm so, so sorry.

Are you okay?

[Jake] That was
nothing, I'm fine.

[Mal] He's fine.
His head absorbed most of the fall.

[♪]

[Marie] Deacon and I were
together for a few months, and

then I kicked him out.
It just wasn't working.

[Jake] I can't believe you used
to go out with this bonehead.

I mean, he just doesn't
seem like your type.

[Marie] I packed up his stuff, I
locked him out, and he owes me

3 grand in rent, so he brought
the cigarette case home

and I sold it, and now
he's freaking out.

[Des] Jake-o, I got
something for you.

Hi.

[Marie] Hi.

[Jake] We'll find you--
we'll find your cigarette

case. I promise I'll keep Deacon
off your back while we do it.

[Mal] Hard to do it
that from your arse.

Get another son you know.
Strong as an ox.

Single too.

Speak of the devil.

The strong one.

[Jake] - Oh...
[Christian] - Who's this now?

[Jake] This is just great.

(Phone ringing)

[Jake] Excuse me for a second?

[Jake] Nikki, can this wait?
I'm kind of with a client right now.

[Marie] Hi, I'm Marie.

[Mal] This is Christian.
He owns his own bar downstairs.

[Christian] Yes, indeed I do.

[Jake] Half owns it.

[Nikki] I need to meet you.

[Jake] What? Meet me where?

When?

[Nikki] Now. It's super important.
I need to talk to you.

Please. It's just--
it's a favour. Please?

[Jake] Okay, okay.
Just do me a favour, alright?

Just give me a few minutes.
I'll be there as soon as I can.

[Nikki] Thank you Jake.
I really appreciate this.

[Des] Uh, I went through all
the security footage at the

curiosity shop,
and I found this.

[Jake] How do you know this
is the right cigarette case?

[Des] Because it's the only cigarette
case that they sold today.

[Christian] I
almost cut you off.

[Marie] (Laughs)

[Christian] Probably.

[Jake] Anyways, do you
recognize this guy?

[Christian] Well, I
should probably be going.

Hey, little brother.

Don't get beat up again.

[Jake] Goodbye.

[Marie] Bye.

[Jake] (Clears throat)

Photograph ring any bells?

[Marie] No I've never
seen that guy before.

[Mal] Logo's from
Michele's bakery.

[Jake] Maybe we should go to
Michele's and see if he's

working a shift. We can drop you off
at home on the way if you'd like.

[Des] Okay, I'll see you guys later.
Have fun.

(Phone ringing)

[Des] Des Courtney.

Doyle and Doyle investigation,
senior p.I. What's up?

[Tinny] Are you keeping
your mouth shut?

[Des] Yes-- no.

What are we talking about?

[Tinny] Did you tell anyone
about finding me in town?

Rose is digging.

[Des] Look, Tinny, I told you, okay?
My word is good.

[Tinny] You're in this with me now, Courtney.
Accessory after the fact.

[Des] What's?-- Hello?

[♪]

(Doors slamming)

[Mal] You know, you might have
had a shot with Marie until

Deacon tossed you
through that window.

[Jake] I I slipped.

[Mal] And that you have, my son.

And Christian, oh man, he's
really coming into his own. The

hair, the build. He could have handled
that Deacon like it was nothing.

[Jake] You know, turning son
against son is beyond how low I

thought you could go.

[Kelly] Deacon, shut up! Idiot.

No.

[Jake] Hey.

[Kelly] No!

[Jake] Kelly?

[Kelly] Call you back.

[Jake] How are you making out?

[Kelly] Fine.

[Jake] I'm Jake. This is a... a senior
citizen I have in my care, Malachy.

[Kelly] Kelly Thomas.

[Mal] Listen, we wanna track down
a cigarette case you bought.

[Kelly] Cigarette case?
I don't know anything about a cigarette case.

[Jake] I have a picture of you buying
a cigarette case earlier today.

[Mal] We just wanna buy it back from you.
There's no trouble.

[Kelly] Right, sorry. I forgot.

I'll just go, uh...
See if it's around.

[Jake] What's with him?

[Mal] I don't know.
Kind of defensive.

[Jake] Well, he did happen to
leave his cell phone behind.

[Jake] 25 calls to Deacon?

That's Marie's ex-boyfriend.

[Mal] Maybe Kelly wanted
to sell him back the case.

(Whack!)

[Jake] Ow! What the hell?

What the hell, man!

(Strikes)

[Jake] What the hell's
wrong with you?!

(Whack!)

[Jake] Get out of here!

Ow.

[Jake] Well, we got the case.

[Mal] - Hate to say it, but uh--
[Jake] - What? What? Christian

would have done that better?

I got the case, don't I?!

[Jake] So what?
Deacon gives Kelly the case, Marie--

oh whatever. I'm just gonna give this
back to Marie and get it over with.

[Mal] Listen to yourself.

[Jake] What?

[Mal] You almost get your head
taken off twice over this, and

now you're just going to hand it
back to that girl with no idea

of what your libido
has dragged us into?

[Jake] What the hell is
wrong with you today?

[Mal] In case you haven't noticed,
I'm trying to prove a point here.

[Jake] That you're a dick-smack?

[Mal] This morning you woke up
somewhere, God knows where,

hung over as hell.
Now you're following some girl around,

getting the crap beat out of you
every 2 minutes. I'm telling

you, you're regressing.
And the place you're regressing from

was nothing to be proud of.

[Jake] That's a
hell of a pep talk.

(Phone ringing)

[Mal] - Look...
[Rose] - Mal, I need you home.

Now.

[Mal] Okay.

I gotta go.

[Jake] How're you
gonna get home?

[Mal] None of your business!

[♪]

[Mal] Well obviously there's
been a mistake at their end.

[Rose] The principal says that
they've double and triple checked.

[Mal] So let them check again.

She was over there
a full semester.

[Rose] The school in London has
no record of Tinny whatsoever.

They say she never enrolled.

[Tinny] That's ridiculous.
Of course I enrolled. How's I

supposed to go to school
if I never enrolled?

[Mal] I'll call them myself.

[Rose] The school here says she may
have to repeat the entire year.

[Tinny] What? Poppy?

[Mal] I know kiddo. This isn't your fault.
Look, I'll not let

you get held back because of
some bureaucratic foolishness.

What's the number?

(Phone ringing)

[Rose] No, it's okay.
I'll call myself.

[Mal] Okay, thank you. Good.

Tinny, you must have some
receipts or something upstairs.

I gotta go.

[Mal] (To phone) I'm on my way.

(Door shutting)

[Nikki] Hi, where are you?

[Jake] Look, I am so sorry.

I had a thing, which, you know,
kind of turned into another--

[Nikki] I knew it. I knew it.

[Jake] ...Thing.

[Nikki] Jake, you always
pull this when I need you.

[Jake] No, no, no, it's just,
you see, that my super-hot

ex-wife, see she
really-- what?

[Nikki] Jerk.

[Jake] So? What do you want?

I'm here. What?

[Nikki] Okay. Come here.

[Nikki] I think-- I think
I need to hire you.

I think.

Is that crazy?

That sounds crazy, right?

[Jake] Nikki? What's wrong.

[Nikki] Just something...
I can't shake it, Jake. I have

this really bad feeling that
something isn't right. It's

David.
I think he's having an affair.

[Jake] You think that
David's cheating?

Nikki, David is not
cheating on you.

Look, listen to me.

First of all, he's a divorce
attorney, he knows better.

Second of all, he knows you're
way, way too hot for him.

[Nikki] A couple of nights ago,
he said he was meeting with a

client. Then I phoned him at the
office and he wasn't there. And

there were a couple
of other things.

[Jake] Nikki! Stop!

Okay?

Do not go down this road.

I'm telling you.

I've been here before.

There is no turning
back, so just stop it.

[Nikki] Okay, maybe
you're right.

[Jake] Do me a favour, okay?
You go home, you look him

in the eye,
and you see for yourself.

[Nikki] Okay.

Thanks.

[♪]

[Des] Okay, so there were
18,743 auction listing for

"cigarette case" online, and yet I can't
find even one hall and oates autograph.

[Rose] Really?

[Des] I know, especially because they're
the greatest selling duo of all time.

[Rose] No dear, the
cigarette cases.

[Des] Oh, right, yeah. Oh sorry.

Uh, okay, of course.
So after all that, I honed in on this.

[Jake] Deacon spent a thousand
bucks on that cigarette case?

[Mal] Deacon doesn't strike me as the
expensive online collectables type.

[Des] No, no, he's not. It was actually
bought by a guy named Edwin Winters.

[Rose] "Divorce break your heart?
Bring us your gold ring for a fresh start".

[Des] That's the guy!

[Rose] Edwin Winters is one
of those guys that buys gold.

[Des] Yeah, and jewelry.

"Got diamonds and pearls?

Bring 'em to Ed's
jewelry world".

[Jake] What's the connection
between Edwin Winters and Deacon?

[Rose] Uh, Deacon
does his yard work.

[Mal] He's been stealing from his boss.
Rose, you got an address?

[Rose] I can get one.

[Jake] Des, can I speak to you about
this cigarette case for a second?

[Des] Oh cool.

[Jake] What do you got?

[Des] I didn't wear your leather
jacket to the mall. And I have

no idea where Tinny was living
in London, so don't ask.

[Jake] No.
The information about David?

[Des] Oh right.

Here you go. But, hang on.

Permission to speak freely?

[Jake] No.

[Des] It's just, are you sure
this is such a good idea? I

mean, it's your ex-wife and your
ex-wife's new husband. I mean,

okay, look. I've just got
experience with being torn

between two lovers
and-- ow!

[Jake] Des, when did I ever,
ever ask for your personal insight.

What's in the file?

[Des] That hurts b'y.
It's all there. Criminal check.

Medical, financial report.
Man, he makes a lot of money.

[Jake] I need you to follow him and don't
tell anybody about this or I'll kill you.

[Des] Okay, you got it.

I'm on it.

[M] What are you two
whispering about?

[Jake] Nothing. Des has fleas.

[Des] Uh... "Had".

I had fleas.

- Long...
[Jake] - Are you coming?

[Des] Okay.
Subject, David.

David being Nikki's new husband.

Nikki being Jake Doyle's ex-wife.
Jake Doyle being my boss and mentor.

Okay, okay-- oh... oh, subject has
turned to page 16 of the newspaper.

[Tinny] Hey.

[Des] Hey.

[Tinny] It smells like
mango lip-gloss in here.

[Des] No, no.
That's just carpet cleaner stuff.

[Tinny] Dessie, how tough would it be to
forge a British high school transcript.

[Des] You realize you're
talking about fraud right?

Like real fraud.
Not the fun kind.

[Tinny] Well, if I do it myself
I'll definitely get busted, so...

[Des] So what do you want?

What do you want, like, all b'ys?

Maybe you want an "a" or two?

[Tinny] Don't go too crazy.

Maybe give me like
a c+ in history.

[Des] You know, Mal and rose
won't be that upset if you've

flunked out. It's understandable
given the language barrier.

[Tinny] I didn't flunk out Des.

I never enrolled.

Long story.

Can you just take care of it?

Please?

(Doors opening)

(Car engine)

(Doors slamming)

[Mal] What's all this?

[Jake] I don't know.

Is that Marie?

[Marie] (Crying)

[Jake] Marie?

[Marie] Jake?
What are you doing here?

[Jake] Well, I was gonna
ask you the same thing.

[Marie] That's my uncle.

Uncle Eddie.

[Marie] I found him.
I think somebody murdered him.

[Jake] Edwin Winters
is your uncle.

[Marie] Yeah.

[Jake] You just, you
just stay here, okay?

[Marie] Okay.

[Mal] I'm saying nothing.

[Jake] Hood, what's
going on here?

[Hood] Poor bastard, got himself
killed a couple of days ago.

Check out this weird stuff.

(Zip)

[Mal] A gold smelting accident?

[Hood] No, the get-up is for a commercial he
was on his way to shoot. It gets weirder.

[Jake] Weirder than a
guy in a gold costume?

[Leslie] Hood!

Save the rest for the report.

[Hood] Yes, sir.

Take it away boys.

[Jake] What's so weird
about the dead body?

[Leslie] Marie booth?

[Marie] Yeah.

[Leslie] You're under arrest for
the murder of Edwin Winters.

[Marie] Excuse me?

[Leslie] Come with me.

[Marie] (Crying)

♪Yeeeah♪

[Marie] Please. You've gotta believe me.
I was just there visiting my uncle.

[Leslie] When was the last
time you saw him alive?

[Marie] I don't know.
Like, a month ago. I don't know.

[Leslie] Are you sure it wasn't a couple
of days ago? Say, when you killed him?

[Marie] I didn't kill anybody!

[Leslie] Sit down please.

[Leslie] Your boyfriend, Deacon Rogers,
he did yard work for your uncle?

[Marie] Yeah. He did. Yeah.

[Leslie] So where is
Deacon Rogers now?

[Marie] I don't know.

We broke up.

[Leslie] That cigarette case,
you hired the Doyle's to

find, that was stolen from your uncle's
and you sold it just yesterday. Correct?

[Jake] You can't honestly
think that she

killed her uncle for, like,
a cigarette case?

[Leslie] I'm not sure.
That's why I'm letting her go, so I can

check out her alibi.
You wouldn't happen to know where

that cigarette
case is, would ya?

[Jake] Me? No. Why would I know that?
I have no idea.

[Leslie] Just what I thought.
I wash your back, you wash your

own. Same old, same old.
What are you even doing here?

[Leslie] Cut her loose.

[Jake] I came to see you.

[Leslie] She's pretty, Jake.

Don't let that fool you. If she did what we
think she did, she's too sick even for you.

[Jake] Sick?
Leslie what are you talking about?

[Jake] Marie? Marie.

[Marie] I can't believe
they're doing this to me.

[Jake] Marie?

[Marie] Do you think
Deacon did it?

[Jake] I honestly don't know.

Leslie-- sergeant Bennett,
the officer you were just

talking to, she's holding
something back about your

uncle's death.
I'm just-- (Phone ringing)

...Not sure what.

Can you just hold
on for one second?

[Jake] Walter, what've you got?

[Walter] I can't believe you're getting
me to dig up dirt on Nikki's husband.

[Jake] Well, you're my friend and my lawyer.
So why don't you just tell me everything.

[Walter] Nothing!

The guy is as clean
as a whistle.

[Jake] You're sure?

[Walter] Look, dude, I do the
odd dance with some borderline

moral flexibility, we all
got some vices, right?

David? Nothing.

[Jake] Okay, well that's great news.
I'll call you later.

[Jake] I think you
and I should talk.

[Marie] I just wanna go home, Jake.
Please, can I just go home

and forget about this?

[Jake] Cigarette case has a
little compartment thing in

here, and I'm pretty sure this
whole thing is about what was

inside. Now, you wouldn't have any
idea what that is, would you?

[Jake] Don't lie to me, Marie.

What was inside the case?

[♪]

[Jake] So is this what
all the fuss is about?

[Marie] Yup.

[Marie] It's just that Deacon was
being so unreasonable, and I

can't even afford groceries,
and he owes me a lot of money.

[Jake] Um, I think it's time
you told me the whole story.

Come on.

[♪]

[Des] So we're doing some pretty
high tech surveillance, here.

Tracking some pretty
dangerous criminals.

It's no biggie, right?

Just a day in the life, right?

[Chandra] Wow, what
a big man you are.

[Des] Jake really
believes in me.

[Chandra] Okay, well, you let
me know when you get off work.

[Des] Well, I'll let you know
when the job is done.

Because, I'm a man at my work.

(Doors opening)

[Des] Hey, Tinny. Hi Tinny.

How's it going?

[Chandra] Oh, so you're Tinny?

I've heard so much about you.

[Tinny] Really? I never heard a
thing about you. Who is this Des?

[Des] This is Chandra,
and Chandra this is...

[Chandra] You're Des'
assistant, right?

[Des] No.

[Tinny] Yes b'y.

[Des] Tinny's my, um... she's like my...
Oh my God! She's like a work,

officially-- a colleague,
like a friend through work.

[Tinny] Yeah.

[Chandra] Well, I'll let you get
back to the front lines here.

[Des] Okay.

[Chandra] Okay?

[Des] Yeah.

Yes.

[Chandra] Oh, and it was
nice to meet you Tinny.

[Des] See ya.

(Doors close)

[Tinny] Well, that explains
the mango lip gloss smell.

[Des] I'm just doing some
surveillance here so I...

[Tinny] You've got me all alone
in the back of a van

and all you want
to do is surveillance?

[Des] Okay, uh... (Laughs)

Okay, this is really weird for me,
Tinny, because Chandra's a girl.

[Tinny] Des! Obviously I don't care what
skank you might be making out with.

[Des] Uh, that skank has a name!

She's not a skank.

[T[Tinny] Do you have the
documents I want or not?

[Tinny] She seems nice.

[Des] See ya.

[Marie] I don't know.
I got it out of that secret compartment

of that cigarette case. Thought it would
open a lock box or a safe, or... something.

[Jake] Just would have been nice to know
what you were getting us into. That's all.

[Marie] Well, I didn't want you
to think I was a thief. I just

wanted you to get Deacon off my back.
I'm sorry.

[Tinny] Uh, pop, rose.

I think I figured it out.

[Mal] Oh, excuse us.

Let's go inside.

[Jake] Listen, the cops think
that you killed your uncle,

and I have to ask you.

Did you?

[Marie] No, I didn't.

[Marie] Look, I just wanted
that money that Deacon owed me.

That's it. I didn't know that
my uncle Eddie was gonna die.

[Christian] Jake, what did you
say to the poor girl? Did he ask

you out?
That would make any woman cry.

[Jake] Hold on for a second.

[Jake] What do you want?

[Christian] I want to help.
Dad said you need some back-up, some

guy's threatening
her or something?

[Jake] Why would I
want your back-up?

[Christian] Because.
Look, you go do your case stuff. I'll keep

an eye on her. Alright?
Oh come on relax Jake.

[Christian] Marie, I'm gonna keep you
company while Jake gets some things done.

[Jake] It's fine.

[Marie] Okay.

[Christian] Hey, have you
been to the gypsy tea-room?

[Jake] History? C+

[Tinny] I know.

Anyway, they have my
first name wrong.

Simple mistake.

[Mal] There you go.

[Tinny] It took one phone call.

They fixed the spelling and
faxed it right on over.

[Rose] One phone call, huh?

- I was calling and calling and calling...
[Mal] - We gotta get this history

mark up. Don't know your history,
you're likely to repeat it.

[Tinny] That's true.
I'm gonna get on that right now.

[Mal] Hey Tinny.

Here's a little something
for the effort.

[Tinny] Pop, you don't
have to do that.

[Mal] Go on with you.
I found it in Jake's car anyway. Go on.

[Mal] She's got a
brain, that one.

[Rose] Yeah, she's a
smart on alright.

[Jake] So, Christian invited
Marie out for a bite. Thank you

so much for that. It's obvious that she's
into the super slow jello head types.

[Mal] Jake, don't be sucky.
It only makes you look worse than you are.

[Jake] I gotta find out what
this key opens so if she comes

back with Romeo, do me a favour,
tell her I'm off solving her case.

[Rose] Okay.

[Jake] Skipper.

[♪]

[Rose] Tinny, Tinny, Tinny.

[♪]

[Mal] Christian is only trying to help.
It's not his fault he

has a natural charm
with the women.

[Jake] And I really appreciate
you volunteering him to help me.

It's just awesome.

[Ned] First off, I appreciate
the cheque Malachy to cover the

window costs.
Because of you I didn't lose my job.

[Jake] Good for you.

[Ned] I told my boss
there was a wind damage.

[Jake] Key, Ned?

[Ned] See, the thing is, b'y, I
find my eyes are starting to go.

Needs that laser eye surgery?

That's an expensive racket.

[Jake] I'm taking a key chain.

[Mal] He's had a rough day.

Heart-break. All of that.

[Ned] It looks like it opens
up some high-falutin lock box,

pretty rare. It's expensive too.

Where'd you find that now?

[Mal] Part of an investigation.

[Ned] Oh. Now technically I can't
give you back a key that I

know isn't yours.
Locksmith's oath.

[Jake] Locksmith's oath?

[Ned] There's an oath.

Just saying.

[Jake] We already paid
for the window, Ned.

[Ned] Yeah, but some new
blinds would be nice.

(Phone ringing)

[Jake] What?

[Des] Jake, you might wanna get
down here fast. Your ex-wife's

current husband, he just went
into a massage parlour, and

Jake, I think it's like a...
I-- I think it's like a dirty one.

[Mal] How about
cutting us copy Ned?

[Ned] Well, the sale takes precedence
over the oath, so... 50 bucks.

[Jake] What?

[Jake] Keep him there.

[Ned] It's a long key.

[Jake] Alright Ned.

I want my change.

[Mal] You should get over
to the bakery, look around.

[Jake] I gotta...
Go get a massage.

It's a long story.

I'll meet you at the bakery.

Watch him.

And get my change.

[♪]

[David] Hey, occupied here!

[Jake] David, what the hell?

[David] No, no, no.
This is not how it seems.

[Jake] Oh, not how it seems?

Because it seems like you have a smoking
hot naked missus giving you a massage.

[David] Jake... Jake...
(Phone ringing)

[Jake] Nikki! Hi how are you?

[David] Jake, please!

[Nikki] Hey, I'm
sorry about today.

[Jake] Oh, yeah,
about today Nikki.

[David] Tell me
that's not Nikki.

[Nikki] Is that David?

Are you with David right now?

[Jake] No, no, no. God no.

[Nikki] Anyway, you talked me
off a dangerous ledge today.

You're right. David would never cheat on me.
He's rock solid.

He's too good.
You're totally right.

[Jake] I gotta go.
I'll call you later.

[Nikki] Uh... uh, sure.

[David] I'm her lawyer.
She's filing suit against her employer.

[Masseuse] You guys, take
this somewhere else.

[David] Would you just tell him?

[Masseuse] Get out!

[♪]

[David] She is mistreated as a sex worker.
I'm doing the work pro-bono.

[Mal] You got a massage with
your ex-wife's husband?

[Jake] Not likely.

[David] She's filing a suit against
the guy who owns the place.

I had to go there and act like a client,
make sure she doesn't get found out.

[Mal] Sounds like fun.

[Jake] Just go wait in
the car and shut up.

[Jake] Don't start with me.

[Deacon] Just try again.
Jam it open with a fork. Forks are good.

[Kelly] It's not opening without the key.
The key remember?

The one your friggin girlfriend has?

[Deacon] Yeah, Marie must have it.
So what do we do now?

[Kelly] Get it back
from her, idiot.

[Deacon] Just watch
yourself, Ferrigno.

[Kelly] Do you ever think before you speak?
Seriously. You sound

like a moron.
Let's find Marie and get the key.

[Deacon] Yeah? And what if she
doesn't give it back to us?

[Kelly] Then we'll do whatever
it takes to convince her.

[Jake] Alright.
It sounds like Marie is in danger.

You better call Christian.

[Mal] I'm on it.

(Phone ringing)

[Christian] Yeah?

[Mal] Hey Christian, keep an
eye out for some thugs.

They're looking for Marie.

[Christian] Alright, I'm on it.

[Mal] Christian's got Marie safe.
Good boy he is, he'll protect her.

[Jake] Yeah, yeah. Let's just open this
thing and find out what this is all about.

(Beeping)

[Jake] Whoa!

[Mal] Ugh.

[Jake] That is not what I
expected to see at all.

[♪]

♪Oh yeah!♪

[Jake] Are we supposed to think
that that's Edwin Winters' hand?

[Mal] Or more importantly, do
we think Marie cut it off?

[Jake] Why would someone as hot

as her go around cutting
off corpses' limbs?

[Mal] Either way, we have to

find out why everyone
wants this severed hand.

[Mal] Des!
What the hell are you doing?

[Des] Oh, I was just, I was
getting finger prints. That way

we can run them and we can find

out who's hand this really is...
Was-- is-- was!

This is evidence, man!

[Jake] Put it down,
you meathead.

[Mal] We gotta give that to the

cops. Stop ruining the evidence.

[Des] Sorry b'ys.

[Rose] Hi. What's that?

[Mal] Don't ask.
Talk in a bit honey.

[Rose] Okay.

[Rose] So did you
hear the good news.

[Des] Yeah, I did. They're bringing back
smurf ice cream at moo-moos. Wicked.

[Rose] Tinny was able to
track down her transcripts.

[Des] Oh yeah?
Oh, I didn't know it was missing.

[Rose] Yeah. It arrived just in

time from england.
Isn't that convenient?

[Des] Well, there's a time difference.
Explains certain delays.

Like we're six months

behind in getting new episodes of
coronation street. That sucks.

[Rose] Spill it Courtney, because
it'll only get worse after this.

[Des] How did I tip it? It was

the calligraphy, wasn't it?
It was too much.

[Rose] No.

Faxes don't come through on
perfect 28 pound paper.

[Des] No they don't.

[♪]

[Leslie] Edwin Winters from my
crime scene was missing that

hand when we found him.

[Mal] So you suspect our client,

Marie, of dismembering the body?

[Jake] Look, I know I just met

the girl, but I'm pretty sure
she's not going to, you know,

cut her dead uncle's arm off.

[Leslie] The lack of blood
suggests that it was severed

post-mortum, so whoever
did it was a sick freak.

[Mal] I'd say.

[Jake] Listen, I'm just happy to
see, Leslie, that you're showing

some signs of jealousy again.
It's good.

[Leslie] Malachy, tell Jake his
new girlfriend sold an item

stolen from the dead man, and

didn't report the body until two

days after. Classic in familiar

murders. Right now, she's
our number one suspect.

[Mal] So, what's your next
girlfriend going to be,

a necrophiliac?

[Mal] Time to play a demented

cinderella and see if the
hand matches the body.

(Drawer sliding)

[Leslie] Doyle, did you do this?

[Jake] Yes, b'y.
I'm always at that.

[Leslie] If I find out you had
anything to do with this, I

swear to God I'll hang
you from Cabot Tower.

[Jake] So you think Deacon and

Kelly are the two geniuses
that came back for the body?

[Mal] That's what they were

rowing about back at the bakery.

So what's their next move?

[Jake] Ah God, I hope I'm
wrong, but I think I know.

(Saw running)

[Mal] What in God's
name are you doing?

[♪]

[Mal] Jake! The body!

[♪]

[Jake] Ow!

[♪]

[Mal] What the hell's going on?

Why are they trying to
cut up a dead body?

[Jake] I think I've got
a pretty good idea.

[Jake] Now let's get
the hell out of here.

(Tires screeching)

[Mal] How in the love of God did

I let you get me into this Jake?

[Jake] Oh lord! Oh the smell.

[Mal] The body is rancid. It

stinks. Gotta get it to the cops quick.
Go on, move it!

[Jake] Oh, yes b'y. How are we

going to explain to the cops why

we have a dead body, and that

it's covered in
friggin' white flour?

[Mal] I think I'm
gonna throw up.

[Jake] Don't you dare throw up

in the car dad.
Do not throw up in this car!

[Mal] (Groaning)

[Jake] I'll-- I'll pull up here.
I'll pull up here!

(Tires screeching)

[Jake] (Coughing)

Oh my God!

[Mal] Oh, that's disgusting.

[Jake] Let's get
him in the trunk.

[Jake] I got him.

[Mal] Okay.

[Jake] Go get some ice.

(Groaning)

[Jake] Help me get
him in the trunk.

[Mal] No, no, no. No, no, no,

no, no, no!

(Phone ringing)

[Jake] What?

[Christian] Don't freak out.
The cops have Marie.

They're officially charging
her with murder.

[Jake] Oh great.

(Phone ringing)

[Mal] What?

[Rose] Mal, I have to tell you something,
but I want you to keep perspective.

[Mal] No offense,
rose, but get to it.

[Rose] Tinny faked
the transcript.

[Mal] What are you
talking about?

[Rose] She never went
to school in London.

[Mal] She did what?
What are you talking about?

(Engine revving)

(Police sirens)

[Jake] Who was-- they
just took the car!

[Mal] And the body.

(Sirens)

Freeze!

[Jake] Whoa!

Hands where I can see 'em!

Down on your knees!

[Mal] Alright!

♪Yeeeah♪

[Leslie] So, you're telling me
you found the missing body,

you moved it from the crime
scene and then you lost it.

[Jake] Yes.

[Leslie] What the hell
are you covered in?

[Jake] Well, this is flour,
but that's a long story.

[Leslie] And you withheld
evidence from a murder case.

[Jake] Yes, but Leslie,
there were circumstances.

[Leslie] Where is Edwin Winters'

body? I want to know right now.

[Jake] His body is in the trunk
of my car, but the car was

stolen. But you see, you find
the car and you find your

one handed... rotting.

Corpse.

[Mal] You lied!

What's worse, you cooked up a

scheme, you presented it to us,
then lied right to our faces!

[Tinny] - Popy---
[Mal] - I don't want to hear your

voice, not right now!
It's my turn!

[Rose] Malachy, remember we are
in a police station.

[M] Good! I should have never
locked up grand larceny.

Tinny, ww gave you 10 thousand
dollars for your tuition.

What the hell did
you do with it?

[Tinny] I still have it.

- The money--
[Mal] - I have no idea what you've

been doing all these months.

What am I supposed to believe?

When did you become
such a good liar?

[Tinny] I'll pay it back.

[Mal] No, you'll listen to me.

You're going to come clean with

me, and you're going to tell
me exactly what happened. And

you're going to give me
that damn money back.

[Tinny] Why was he
covered in flour?

[Rose] Not a good time to ask.

Let's go.

[Leslie] Stupid idiot!

[Jake] Leslie, could you please

just stop yelling at me.
Marie didn't do anything wrong.

[Leslie] Possession of body
parts, break and entry,

withholding evidence,
contaminating crime scenes,

moving dead bodies?

[Jake] If Marie killed her uncle,
then why did she hire me

to find the cigarette case that

you were planning to
convict her with?

[Leslie] Don't
change the subject!

[Leslie] You know you Doyles walk around
this station like you own the place.

[Jake] - Leslie--
[Leslie] - I don't want to hear it!

Get out!

[Jake] I-- (Slam!)

[Jake] I need you to-- you
need to find my car!

[Mal] We need to salvage this

day somehow, and the best way I

can think of is to prove
that poor girl is innocent.

[Jake] Alright. Just let me
call my ex-wife's... husband.

[David] I had to steal Nikki's

keys to get you in here. I can't

leave you alone.
If she finds out-- please, please don't

destroy anything in here, okay?

[Jake] Don't you have to go to
a rub n' tug or something?

And keep your voice down, alright?

I promise we won't leave anything
here more dead than when we

found it, so get out.

[David] - What if someone comes--
[Jake] - Get out.

[David] (Huffing)

[Mal] Is he cheating on Nikki?

[Jake] No, actually, his story checks out.
I talked to the

masseuse. I'm just gonna
yank his chain a bit.

[Mal] Leave the poor couple alone.
Just be happy you and

Nikki aren't trying
to kill each other.

[Jake] So, these guys, they get

it in their head to
rob some rich guy.

[Mal] If they want the real

score, they're going to
have one major obstacle.

[Jake] They just need...
One thing to make it all happen.

[David] Guys, I think I
just heard a-- (Gasp)

[♪]

[Kelly] Can you try
lifting him up?

[Deacon] I am lifting.

[Kelly] Okay.

(Beeping)

Yes!

[Jake] You, uh, fellas
need a "hand"?

[♪]

(Beeping)

[Jake] So, did I earn your
fatherly love or what?

[Mal] You did great.
Almost as good as Christian.

[Jake] Yeah, well,
we'll see about that.

Ugh.

[Mal] You okay?

[Jake] Yup. I'm fine.

(Bang)

[Mal] There you go.

[♪]

[Tinny] I don't know what happened.
I guess I cracked.

I didn't go.

Like, how could I leave you guys behind?
And Jake?

And... I know it makes
me look like a tool.

[Rose] No, it doesn't. But the

lying part? That's unacceptable.

[Tinny] I guess.

I mean, I know.

[Mal] Tinny, you act like a
grown-up, but you're a kid.

You can act your age, you know.
It's okay.

[Rose] Why didn't you
just come home?

[Tinny] I did. By the time I
figured things out and got

here, you guys were already gone

on vacation.
I couldn't tell you.

[Mal] So instead you
just blew the money.

[Tinny] No, I swear.
I didn't touch a cent of the money.

I worked two jobs the whole time.

[Mal] I don't know what's a
lie and what isn't anymore.

[Tinny] I just, I thought I'd let
you down by not going, so--

[mal] Tinny I can't believe you.

The biggest let-down here is that
my granddaughter lied to me.

[Tinny] I am sorry.

[Mal] You're gonna catch up
on all of it, the school you missed.

Night classes. Weekends.

[Tinny] I know. I will.

[Mal] Don't ever do that to me

again, okay? Because if you do,
you'll break a young man's heart.

I love you more than
anything on this planet.

Remember that.

[Leslie] So we found the severed

hand in the vault, along with

the two perps and the dead body.

[Jake] I'm sure I have no idea
what you're talking about.

[Leslie] Right, and it's funny

how you magically
got your car back.

[Jake] You know, you look
really, really nice today.

[Leslie] Don't even try it.

Because you're really pissing
me off Jake. Really.

[Marie] (Laughing)

[Marie] Jake. Hi.

[Jake] Hi.

[Marie] I don't know
how to thank you.

[Jake] Well, I could think of a
couple of ways, but you seem to

be having a pretty
good time over there.

[Marie] Maybe I can start by
buying you a drink tonight.

[Jake] Me, you and my
brother, you mean?

[Marie] He does remind me of
somebody, and he just spent the

entire time talking about
what a great guy you are.

[Jake] Is that so?

(Chime)

[Jake] Sorry.

I would love to go have a drink with you.
In fact, I

would like to buy you dinner.
I just, I need to take a rain check.

I can't do it tonight.

[Marie] Yes. But I'm not gonna
wait forever for you, buddy.

[Jake] Understood.

[Jake] Let me guess, you were
doing the whole talking nice

about me thing, but it was
actually an angle, right,

so you could sweep
in for the steal?

[Christian] What can I tell you,

buttons, she's hot.
But none of us really change, do we?

(Phone ringing)

[Nikki] Jake?

[Jake] Relax, b'y. Relax.

I'm on my way.

[♪]

[Jake] Oh, hey. Uh, I want to
apologize to you for something.

[Nikki] - No Jake, I have to--
[Jake] - Shut up! Listen to me,

please! Okay?

I have to tell you
I followed David.

Followed David.

[Nikki] I know. It's okay.

He told me everything.

[Jake] He told you. Seriously?

[Nikki] Yeah. He told me all
about the massage parlour.

Everything. And it's fine.

[Jake] Wow. I'm impressed.
If that was me I think you would

have split my head open
for only half that but--

[Nikki] Well, I've always enjoyed
that he does pro-bono work.

[Jake] Pro-- well, he picks interesting
clients for his pro-bono work.

[Nikki] Stop. He is a good man.

[Jake] I know. I know.

[Nikki] Why did you follow him?

[Jake] I followed him because
you asked me to follow him.

[Nikki] No, because you said

that you wouldn't, and then you

did, even after you
told me to let it lay.

[Jake] Alright.

Okay, Nikki, I know that you
and I weren't exactly good

for each other. I know that.

But that doesn't mean that I don't

care about you. Or that I don't
or won't always love you.

So, someone messes with you,

I'm gonna have a serious
problem with that.

Sue me.

[Nikki] Thank-- thank you.

That's nice.

[Jake] Alright.

[Nikki] And, uh, you know...
Same here.

I'll always love you too.

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