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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,861 --> 00:00:53,561 RALPH: Okay. My turn, my turn. Um, I got one. 3 00:00:53,563 --> 00:00:54,897 VANELLOPE: Great, but can you make it 4 00:00:54,899 --> 00:00:56,431 a little more challenging this time? 5 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:59,467 RALPH: Okay. Check this out. (CLEARS THROAT) 6 00:00:59,469 --> 00:01:03,404 I spy with my little eye... 7 00:01:03,406 --> 00:01:06,875 something yellow... 8 00:01:06,877 --> 00:01:11,279 and round, and it eats dots. 9 00:01:11,281 --> 00:01:13,716 VANELLOPE: (SCOFFS) Seriously, Ralph? 10 00:01:13,718 --> 00:01:16,250 RALPH: Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it. 11 00:01:16,252 --> 00:01:18,687 VANELLOPE: Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man. 12 00:01:18,689 --> 00:01:20,254 RALPH: No, that's not... 13 00:01:20,256 --> 00:01:21,690 Why is that obvious? 14 00:01:21,692 --> 00:01:23,559 Name one other thing in this whole arcade 15 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:25,894 that is yellow and round and eats dots. 16 00:01:25,896 --> 00:01:27,395 I can name two things. 17 00:01:27,397 --> 00:01:28,597 Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. 18 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:30,566 Boom! I accept your apology. 19 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:33,769 Yeah, you're right. Okay. But was it Pac-Man? 20 00:01:33,771 --> 00:01:35,671 - Yeah, you got me. - (VANELLOPE LAUGHS) 21 00:01:35,673 --> 00:01:38,707 VANELLOPE: Knew it. All right, riddle me this... 22 00:01:38,709 --> 00:01:42,411 do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 23 00:01:42,413 --> 00:01:44,345 No way. Look at the guy. He looks like a yeti. 24 00:01:44,347 --> 00:01:45,714 I don't know. 25 00:01:45,716 --> 00:01:47,750 I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest, 26 00:01:47,752 --> 00:01:48,917 I might agree... 27 00:01:48,919 --> 00:01:50,452 but look at those two very specific 28 00:01:50,454 --> 00:01:51,887 tuffets of shin hair... 29 00:01:51,889 --> 00:01:53,422 poking out of his boots. 30 00:01:53,424 --> 00:01:56,458 That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice. 31 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,427 RALPH: You're totally right, kid. 32 00:01:58,429 --> 00:02:00,729 He's baby smooth everywhere else. 33 00:02:00,731 --> 00:02:02,731 I rest my case. 34 00:02:02,733 --> 00:02:05,401 My mind is blown! 35 00:02:05,403 --> 00:02:06,802 Let's go get a root beer. 36 00:02:06,804 --> 00:02:09,972 RALPH: (SIGHS) Okay, let's see what you got, kid. 37 00:02:09,974 --> 00:02:11,640 - (BURPS) - Ooh! 38 00:02:11,642 --> 00:02:13,642 Nice one. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 39 00:02:13,644 --> 00:02:15,377 I think I got one in the chamber. 40 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:18,414 - (BURPS LOUDLY) - Ew! 41 00:02:18,416 --> 00:02:20,349 - Gross. - Thank you. 42 00:02:20,351 --> 00:02:21,617 Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? 43 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,452 Doesn't that game have a virus? 44 00:02:23,454 --> 00:02:25,921 No. I'm sure they fixed it. 45 00:02:25,923 --> 00:02:27,790 - (LASERS ZAPPING) - VANELLOPE: Whoo! 46 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:30,259 I'm gonna beat my speed record! 47 00:02:30,261 --> 00:02:31,762 Hey, wait for me! 48 00:02:35,566 --> 00:02:36,765 (VANELLOPE WHOOPING) 49 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:39,737 (DISTORTED WHOOPING) 50 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:41,937 VANELLOPE: Ralph. 51 00:02:41,939 --> 00:02:43,472 RALPH: Yeah? 52 00:02:43,474 --> 00:02:45,643 VANELLOPE: I don't think they fixed the game. 53 00:02:46,343 --> 00:02:47,712 RALPH: Uh... No. 54 00:02:48,813 --> 00:02:49,813 Help! 55 00:02:50,614 --> 00:02:51,982 Hey, Tron! 56 00:02:52,783 --> 00:02:53,784 Tronny! 57 00:02:55,286 --> 00:02:56,520 Tronny boy! 58 00:02:56,854 --> 00:02:58,522 Help! 59 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:00,856 VANELLOPE: Do you realize 60 00:03:00,858 --> 00:03:03,559 we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones... 61 00:03:03,561 --> 00:03:07,329 floating around the universe like tiny specks of dust? 62 00:03:07,331 --> 00:03:08,697 Like, doesn't the very nature 63 00:03:08,699 --> 00:03:10,466 of our existence make you wonder... 64 00:03:10,468 --> 00:03:12,801 if there's more to life than this? 65 00:03:12,803 --> 00:03:14,670 Why would I wonder if there's more to life 66 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,905 when the life I got is perfect? 67 00:03:16,907 --> 00:03:19,541 I mean, sure. Doesn't look so hot on paper. 68 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:21,510 I'm just a bad guy from some old video game 69 00:03:21,512 --> 00:03:22,678 who wrecks a building. 70 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,313 And yeah, for 27 years, 71 00:03:24,315 --> 00:03:26,615 I was a total zero without any friends. 72 00:03:26,617 --> 00:03:28,684 But now, I got a best friend... 73 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:29,952 who just happens to be 74 00:03:29,954 --> 00:03:31,820 the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 75 00:03:31,822 --> 00:03:33,822 Aw, thanks, pal. 76 00:03:33,824 --> 00:03:34,825 Watch this. 77 00:03:35,826 --> 00:03:37,359 (GRUNTS) 78 00:03:37,361 --> 00:03:38,995 - (BUZZING) - RALPH: Home run! 79 00:03:38,997 --> 00:03:40,531 All right, let's go watch the sunrise. 80 00:03:41,565 --> 00:03:42,898 VANELLOPE: Are you really saying 81 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:45,001 there's not one single, solitary thing... 82 00:03:45,003 --> 00:03:47,070 about your life that you would change? 83 00:03:47,072 --> 00:03:49,072 RALPH: Well, think about it. 84 00:03:49,074 --> 00:03:52,008 You and me get to goof off all night long. 85 00:03:52,010 --> 00:03:54,643 Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put in our hours. 86 00:03:54,645 --> 00:03:56,012 Then the arcade closes 87 00:03:56,014 --> 00:03:58,014 and we get to do it all over again. 88 00:03:58,016 --> 00:04:00,716 The only thing I might do different in that scenario... 89 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,751 would be not having to go to work. 90 00:04:02,753 --> 00:04:05,554 Other than that, (CHUCKLES) I wouldn't change a thing. 91 00:04:05,556 --> 00:04:06,755 Huh? 92 00:04:06,757 --> 00:04:09,993 Hey, where'd our sunrise go? 93 00:04:09,995 --> 00:04:12,030 MR. LITWAK: All right, let's get you plugged in. 94 00:04:12,663 --> 00:04:13,897 (BEEPING) 95 00:04:13,899 --> 00:04:15,932 (GASPS) That's a plug-in alert. 96 00:04:15,934 --> 00:04:18,433 Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever. 97 00:04:18,435 --> 00:04:20,602 - Let's go see what it is! - Yeah! 98 00:04:20,604 --> 00:04:22,704 RALPH: Excuse us. Excuse us. Minor emergency. 99 00:04:22,706 --> 00:04:24,941 Hey, Felix, Calhoun, what's getting plugged in? 100 00:04:24,943 --> 00:04:26,575 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks 101 00:04:26,577 --> 00:04:28,644 it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 102 00:04:28,646 --> 00:04:30,146 What do you think, lady love? 103 00:04:30,148 --> 00:04:33,783 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 104 00:04:33,785 --> 00:04:35,885 - Kids love those things. - RALPH: Ooh. 105 00:04:35,887 --> 00:04:36,886 (ALARM BLARING) 106 00:04:36,888 --> 00:04:39,621 Please be a racing game. Please be a racing game. 107 00:04:39,623 --> 00:04:41,458 Please be a racing game. 108 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:46,562 "Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"? 109 00:04:46,564 --> 00:04:49,833 Well, it's either wiffle ball, or an arranged marriage game. 110 00:04:49,835 --> 00:04:51,567 It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi," Ralph. 111 00:04:51,569 --> 00:04:52,735 Yeah, that's what I said. 112 00:04:52,737 --> 00:04:54,469 And Wi-Fi is the Internet... 113 00:04:54,471 --> 00:04:55,738 which is an online community 114 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:56,906 where human beings go to shop... 115 00:04:56,908 --> 00:04:58,741 and play games and socialize. 116 00:04:58,743 --> 00:05:00,509 Ooh, fun! 117 00:05:00,511 --> 00:05:01,911 Oh, no, it is not. 118 00:05:01,913 --> 00:05:04,147 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi." 119 00:05:04,149 --> 00:05:06,616 What it should say is "Die-Fi." 120 00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:07,652 (CHUCKLES) 121 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,854 That's a little humor there. 122 00:05:10,856 --> 00:05:12,956 But seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 123 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:14,724 It is new, it is different, 124 00:05:14,726 --> 00:05:16,159 and therefore we should fear it. 125 00:05:16,161 --> 00:05:18,561 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. 126 00:05:18,563 --> 00:05:20,663 The arcade's about to open. 127 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:23,533 Figures, we finally get something new plugged in... 128 00:05:23,535 --> 00:05:25,467 and we're not even allowed to go in there. 129 00:05:25,469 --> 00:05:27,436 Totally not fair. 130 00:05:27,438 --> 00:05:30,006 A new racing game would've been cool. 131 00:05:30,008 --> 00:05:31,040 Something wrong with your game? 132 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,609 No, no. 133 00:05:32,611 --> 00:05:35,011 It's just every bonus level's been unlocked. 134 00:05:35,013 --> 00:05:37,013 I know every shortcut. 135 00:05:37,015 --> 00:05:39,782 Man, I'd kill for even just a new track. 136 00:05:39,784 --> 00:05:42,685 New track? You already got, like, three choices. 137 00:05:42,687 --> 00:05:44,020 Yeah, I know, but don't you ever wish 138 00:05:44,022 --> 00:05:45,455 something new and different... 139 00:05:45,457 --> 00:05:46,789 would happen in your game? 140 00:05:46,791 --> 00:05:47,857 Nope. 141 00:05:47,859 --> 00:05:50,960 Really? Well, agree to disagree. 142 00:05:50,962 --> 00:05:52,829 Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 143 00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:54,530 No, no. It's just a fancy way to say 144 00:05:54,532 --> 00:05:56,032 we don't have to argue about it. 145 00:05:56,034 --> 00:05:57,867 We're arguing? I don't wanna argue. 146 00:05:57,869 --> 00:06:00,570 Relax. Stop making it a thing. 147 00:06:00,572 --> 00:06:03,206 Go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench vessel. 148 00:06:03,208 --> 00:06:04,173 All right. 149 00:06:04,175 --> 00:06:05,443 (SIGHS) 150 00:06:09,514 --> 00:06:11,850 She wants a new track, I'll give her a new track. 151 00:06:12,984 --> 00:06:13,984 (WHIRRING) 152 00:06:16,087 --> 00:06:18,023 SWATI: Come on, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 153 00:06:19,691 --> 00:06:20,857 Pick Vanellope, Swati. 154 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:22,592 She's got the best superpower. 155 00:06:22,594 --> 00:06:24,994 Yeah, the glitch. I love her. 156 00:06:24,996 --> 00:06:25,995 ANNOUNCER: Drivers, 157 00:06:25,997 --> 00:06:28,231 - start your engines. - (ENGINES REVVING) 158 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:31,100 You're gonna lose today, Princess. 159 00:06:31,102 --> 00:06:34,238 While, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta... 160 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,241 I'd rather you just think of me as plain old Vanellope... 161 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:39,742 the racer who's about to kick your butt. 162 00:06:39,744 --> 00:06:42,647 ANNOUNCER: Three, two, one, go! 163 00:06:43,715 --> 00:06:44,849 (TIRES SCREECHING) 164 00:06:46,952 --> 00:06:49,688 And pardon me, excuse me, coming through. 165 00:06:53,024 --> 00:06:54,557 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo! 166 00:06:54,559 --> 00:06:55,860 Whoo! 167 00:06:57,595 --> 00:07:01,898 And one, two, three gumballs right on cue. 168 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,866 Yeah, I love it when she glitches. 169 00:07:03,868 --> 00:07:05,169 (ENGINES REVVING) 170 00:07:05,171 --> 00:07:08,671 (VANELLOPE SNORING) 171 00:07:08,673 --> 00:07:09,839 Ooh! Huh. 172 00:07:09,841 --> 00:07:11,941 Excuse me. I must have fallen asleep. 173 00:07:11,943 --> 00:07:14,078 Oh, fun. I'm winning. 174 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,080 (CRYING) 175 00:07:16,082 --> 00:07:17,880 ANNOUNCER: Vanellope takes a huge lead. 176 00:07:17,882 --> 00:07:20,518 No one's gonna catch her now. 177 00:07:22,954 --> 00:07:24,088 (EXCLAIMING) 178 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:26,256 She's gonna love this. 179 00:07:26,258 --> 00:07:27,757 (ENGINE REVVING) 180 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:29,195 (CHUCKLES) Right on time. 181 00:07:31,629 --> 00:07:32,795 What? 182 00:07:32,797 --> 00:07:34,766 "Looking for something new... 183 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,067 "and different? 184 00:07:37,069 --> 00:07:40,137 "Then take this track." (LAUGHS) 185 00:07:40,139 --> 00:07:42,172 Oh, Ralph, you old son-of-a-gun. 186 00:07:42,174 --> 00:07:44,640 I'd say I got a little time for a detour. 187 00:07:44,642 --> 00:07:46,076 SWATI: Whoa! 188 00:07:46,078 --> 00:07:48,946 Hey, look, I think I unlocked a new track. 189 00:07:48,948 --> 00:07:51,714 - Never seen that before. - (VANELLOPE WHOOPING) 190 00:07:51,716 --> 00:07:52,815 (EXCLAIMING SHAKILY) 191 00:07:52,817 --> 00:07:55,152 This is awesome! 192 00:07:55,154 --> 00:07:57,321 - Hey, thanks, Ralph! - (RALPH LAUGHS) 193 00:07:57,323 --> 00:07:59,123 You're welcome! 194 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,891 Get back up on the track, Swati. 195 00:08:00,893 --> 00:08:02,259 You're going to lose. 196 00:08:02,261 --> 00:08:04,729 (STAMMERS) I can't. It's like it's driving itself. 197 00:08:06,731 --> 00:08:09,933 Whoo! (EXCLAIMING) 198 00:08:09,935 --> 00:08:11,836 What is wrong with this thing? (GRUNTS) 199 00:08:12,271 --> 00:08:14,171 (CHUCKLES) What? 200 00:08:14,173 --> 00:08:16,806 - (GRUNTING) - (GASPS, GRUNTS) 201 00:08:16,808 --> 00:08:18,142 (GRUNTING) 202 00:08:18,144 --> 00:08:19,843 - (GRUNTING) - (GASPS) 203 00:08:19,845 --> 00:08:22,114 - (YELLS) No, no! - (GASPS) 204 00:08:22,614 --> 00:08:23,615 RALPH: Kid! 205 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:25,985 (VANELLOPE SCREAMING) 206 00:08:28,988 --> 00:08:30,022 (VANELLOPE SHRIEKS) 207 00:08:31,123 --> 00:08:32,990 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 208 00:08:32,992 --> 00:08:34,958 RALPH: Kid! Kid! 209 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,692 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry, are you okay? 210 00:08:36,694 --> 00:08:38,694 VANELLOPE: Oh, my gosh. 211 00:08:38,696 --> 00:08:40,130 What an amazing track! 212 00:08:40,132 --> 00:08:42,966 Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 213 00:08:42,968 --> 00:08:44,301 (LAUGHS) You're welcome! 214 00:08:44,303 --> 00:08:46,870 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 215 00:08:46,872 --> 00:08:48,038 Wait a minute. 216 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,940 You took a serious doody where? 217 00:08:49,942 --> 00:08:52,009 (BOTH LAUGHING) 218 00:08:52,011 --> 00:08:53,377 (WHISPERING) Vanellope, get up here. 219 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:55,014 We have a situation. 220 00:08:56,348 --> 00:09:00,217 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working... 221 00:09:00,219 --> 00:09:03,187 and I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. 222 00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:05,022 - Whoa. - I'm real sorry. 223 00:09:05,024 --> 00:09:06,356 It's okay, Swati. 224 00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:08,225 I think I can get it back on there pretty easy. 225 00:09:08,227 --> 00:09:10,727 - What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing. 226 00:09:10,729 --> 00:09:11,829 Leave him alone. 227 00:09:11,831 --> 00:09:13,764 He was just trying to make the game more exciting. 228 00:09:13,766 --> 00:09:16,767 Yeah, why don't you relax, Taffyta? Litwak will fix it. 229 00:09:16,769 --> 00:09:18,769 All right, on you... (GRUNTING) 230 00:09:18,771 --> 00:09:20,370 - (NAFISA GASPS) - Oh! 231 00:09:20,372 --> 00:09:22,706 Okay. Still not a problem. 232 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:23,907 He'll just order a new part. 233 00:09:23,909 --> 00:09:25,175 Well, I'd order a new part... 234 00:09:25,177 --> 00:09:26,877 but the company that made Sugar Rush 235 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:28,045 went out of business years ago. 236 00:09:28,047 --> 00:09:29,346 - (RALPH SIGHS) - (CANDLEHEAD EXCLAIMS) 237 00:09:29,348 --> 00:09:30,914 BOYD: I can try to find one on the Internet. 238 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:32,015 - NAFISA: Good idea. - GIRL: Oh, me too. 239 00:09:32,017 --> 00:09:33,784 Good luck, that'll be like finding a needle in a... 240 00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:35,319 I found one! On ebay! 241 00:09:35,321 --> 00:09:37,054 Really? How about that? 242 00:09:37,056 --> 00:09:39,256 See? Those kids have it under control. 243 00:09:39,258 --> 00:09:41,291 They're just gonna get another wheel from the eboy. 244 00:09:41,293 --> 00:09:43,093 MR. LITWAK: Are you kidding me? How much? 245 00:09:43,095 --> 00:09:45,395 That's more than this game makes in a year. 246 00:09:45,397 --> 00:09:47,030 Aw, I hate to say it, 247 00:09:47,032 --> 00:09:49,366 but my salvage guy is coming on Friday... 248 00:09:49,368 --> 00:09:52,169 and it might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 249 00:09:52,171 --> 00:09:55,239 - SWATI: Aww. - Where's he going? 250 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:56,907 Litwak's gonna unplug the game. 251 00:09:56,909 --> 00:09:58,041 Get out of here! Go, scram, let's go, run! 252 00:09:58,043 --> 00:09:59,477 RALPH: Go, run, run, run, run! 253 00:09:59,479 --> 00:10:00,599 - Let's go! - JUBILEENA: Run! 254 00:10:03,883 --> 00:10:05,885 (SURGE PROTECTOR WHISTLING) 255 00:10:06,952 --> 00:10:08,752 (RUMBLING) 256 00:10:08,754 --> 00:10:10,053 WYNNCHEL: Gangway! 257 00:10:10,055 --> 00:10:11,088 DUNCAN: Yeah, you heard him, gangway! 258 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:13,223 (GROANS) Stop it! No running! 259 00:10:13,225 --> 00:10:15,125 What are you people doing out of your game, 260 00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:16,293 for Peter's sake? 261 00:10:16,295 --> 00:10:18,262 The arcade is open! 262 00:10:18,264 --> 00:10:20,063 (PANTING) Sugar Rush is getting unplugged. 263 00:10:20,065 --> 00:10:22,065 (WHIRRING) 264 00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:23,202 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 265 00:10:24,937 --> 00:10:26,870 - (POWERING DOWN) - (ALL EXCLAIMING) 266 00:10:26,872 --> 00:10:30,140 - We're homeless! (SOBBING) - Yeah, yeah, we're homeless! 267 00:10:30,142 --> 00:10:32,776 - Oh, what are we going to do? - (CRYING) 268 00:10:32,778 --> 00:10:36,180 Y'all, calm down, calm down. Get a hold of yourselves. 269 00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:37,814 SUGAR RUSH CANDY: I don't want to be gameless. 270 00:10:37,816 --> 00:10:38,916 (SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS) 271 00:10:38,918 --> 00:10:41,018 An unplugging. Good Lord. 272 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:43,120 I haven't seen this many gameless characters 273 00:10:43,122 --> 00:10:45,124 since Space Invaders went down. 274 00:10:45,325 --> 00:10:46,924 Um... 275 00:10:46,926 --> 00:10:48,959 Where are we gonna live? 276 00:10:48,961 --> 00:10:51,329 Well, you can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess... 277 00:10:51,331 --> 00:10:52,863 and then we'll figure out 278 00:10:52,865 --> 00:10:54,767 where the heck we're gonna put you all. 279 00:11:06,812 --> 00:11:08,448 (LADDER CLANKING) 280 00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:10,983 Okay. 281 00:11:11,484 --> 00:11:13,184 Here we go. 282 00:11:13,186 --> 00:11:14,452 I raided Gene's fridge. 283 00:11:14,454 --> 00:11:16,853 Good news, he's got pie. 284 00:11:16,855 --> 00:11:18,356 Took a bunch of his pillows and junk, too. 285 00:11:18,358 --> 00:11:21,792 I'm thinking we make a fort up here, or like a yurt. 286 00:11:21,794 --> 00:11:23,494 Or we could take these pillows... 287 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:24,861 If we stack them right, 288 00:11:24,863 --> 00:11:26,964 we can make an igloo out of pillows. 289 00:11:26,966 --> 00:11:30,134 Like a pillow igloo. Pigloo. Pigloo! 290 00:11:30,136 --> 00:11:31,102 So what do you think, kid? 291 00:11:31,104 --> 00:11:34,174 Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 292 00:11:35,808 --> 00:11:39,177 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 293 00:11:39,179 --> 00:11:42,347 I mean, like, what am I gonna do all day? 294 00:11:42,349 --> 00:11:45,016 What? Come on, are you kidding? 295 00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:46,484 You sleep in, you do no work, 296 00:11:46,486 --> 00:11:48,885 then you go to Tapper's with me every night. 297 00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:50,854 I've literally just described paradise. 298 00:11:50,856 --> 00:11:52,856 But I loved my game. 299 00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:53,824 Oh, come on. 300 00:11:53,826 --> 00:11:55,126 You were just bellyaching about the tracks 301 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:56,294 being too easy. 302 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,463 No, that doesn't mean I didn't love it. 303 00:11:58,465 --> 00:12:02,200 Yeah, sure, it was kind of predictable... 304 00:12:02,202 --> 00:12:06,837 but still I never really knew what might happen in a race. 305 00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:08,406 And it's that, it's that feeling, 306 00:12:08,408 --> 00:12:11,376 that not-knowing-what's- coming-next feeling. 307 00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:15,448 That's the stuff. That feels like life to me. 308 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:18,817 And if I'm not a racer, Ralph... 309 00:12:20,854 --> 00:12:22,186 what am I? 310 00:12:22,188 --> 00:12:23,554 Well, you're my best friend. 311 00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:24,989 That's not enough. 312 00:12:24,991 --> 00:12:26,124 Hey. 313 00:12:26,126 --> 00:12:27,959 No, I just... 314 00:12:27,961 --> 00:12:30,930 I'm sorry, I know I'm being weird. 315 00:12:32,866 --> 00:12:36,534 I think maybe I just need to be alone right now. 316 00:12:36,536 --> 00:12:37,570 Oh. 317 00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:41,105 Okay. 318 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:43,576 I'll meet you over at Tapper's in a little while, I guess. 319 00:12:44,544 --> 00:12:46,313 If you want. 320 00:12:48,515 --> 00:12:50,114 FELIX: All right, now... 321 00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:51,382 we found some good homes 322 00:12:51,384 --> 00:12:53,318 for so many of our chums from Sugar Rush... 323 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,086 and we're just hoping a few more of you 324 00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:56,254 will open your doors... 325 00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:58,256 and your hearts to those in need. 326 00:12:58,258 --> 00:13:01,059 Well, I suppose that large green olive 327 00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:02,894 will fit in nicely with my decor. 328 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,129 I'm a sour ball. 329 00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:07,932 Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they? 330 00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:09,467 Come along, condiment. 331 00:13:09,469 --> 00:13:11,235 (SIGHS) Mm-kay. 332 00:13:11,237 --> 00:13:14,207 Marvelous. That just leaves the racers. 333 00:13:15,008 --> 00:13:16,607 We're, like, adorable. 334 00:13:16,609 --> 00:13:18,376 You sure are. 335 00:13:18,378 --> 00:13:20,545 So, any takers? 336 00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:23,114 (ALL HUMMING HESITATINGLY) 337 00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:24,515 FELIX: Um... 338 00:13:24,517 --> 00:13:26,252 Anyone? 339 00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:29,420 (SNIFFLING) 340 00:13:29,422 --> 00:13:32,490 Felix, I know we've never once talked about 341 00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:34,459 having a family before, but... 342 00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:36,361 I know, it feels like the kind of thing 343 00:13:36,363 --> 00:13:37,929 you just jump into with both feet... 344 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,665 and nary a plan. 345 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:42,467 Felix and I will give them sanctuary. 346 00:13:42,469 --> 00:13:43,569 (SPITS) 347 00:13:43,571 --> 00:13:45,002 Can I get a quick word with you two? 348 00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:46,124 (SUGAR RUSH RACERS CHEERING) 349 00:13:48,141 --> 00:13:49,407 Look, I get it. 350 00:13:49,409 --> 00:13:51,109 You've been married six years, 351 00:13:51,111 --> 00:13:52,511 you're looking to spice things up... 352 00:13:52,513 --> 00:13:54,613 but trust me, adopting 15 children 353 00:13:54,615 --> 00:13:56,447 is the wrong kind of spice. 354 00:13:56,449 --> 00:13:58,383 Those things are basically feral. 355 00:13:58,385 --> 00:14:03,388 Pardon me, sir, but those youngsters are lambs. 356 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:07,191 Lost little lambs in need of two kind, caring shepherds. 357 00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:08,359 That's right. 358 00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:11,530 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 359 00:14:11,532 --> 00:14:13,364 You treat the child like your best friend... 360 00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:15,233 you give them everything they want... 361 00:14:15,235 --> 00:14:16,668 and you just love their little socks off. 362 00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:18,035 Right, Tammy? 363 00:14:18,037 --> 00:14:19,605 Darn-tootin'. 364 00:14:19,607 --> 00:14:21,272 - (GIRL SCREAMING) - FELIX: (GASPS) Huh? 365 00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:22,340 (FELIX GASPS) 366 00:14:22,342 --> 00:14:23,442 RACER KID: Come and get it. 367 00:14:23,444 --> 00:14:24,510 CANDLEHEAD: Get your own candle. 368 00:14:24,512 --> 00:14:27,178 Hey, Mom, why does your lame TV 369 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,680 only have one channel? 370 00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:31,550 (CHUCKLES) Well, hate to say I told ya... 371 00:14:31,552 --> 00:14:33,151 Ow! 372 00:14:33,153 --> 00:14:34,553 (SURGE PROTECTOR GROANS) 373 00:14:34,555 --> 00:14:37,691 (ARCADE SOUNDS) 374 00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:43,995 (RALPH SIGHS) 375 00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,163 Hey, Tapper? 376 00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:47,266 No, Ralph. I haven't seen Vanellope. 377 00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:50,335 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago. 378 00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:52,571 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 379 00:14:52,573 --> 00:14:56,642 She's glitching like crazy, and acting super insecure. 380 00:14:56,644 --> 00:14:58,677 Oh. And get this, she said... 381 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:01,181 being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 382 00:15:02,182 --> 00:15:04,048 Not enough? I'm a great friend! 383 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,717 Right, Tapper? Right? 384 00:15:05,719 --> 00:15:08,085 I'm sorry. Who's acting insecure? 385 00:15:08,087 --> 00:15:09,455 Ralph, come on. 386 00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:12,257 The kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 387 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,492 (STOOL SCRAPES) 388 00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:15,360 There you are... Oh. 389 00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:16,462 Hey, Ralph. 390 00:15:16,464 --> 00:15:19,030 Hey, Felix. Since when do you drink root beer? 391 00:15:19,032 --> 00:15:20,265 Since tonight. 392 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,301 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 393 00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:24,536 Hey, listen. This one was supposed to be for Vanellope. 394 00:15:24,538 --> 00:15:25,704 I guess you can have it. 395 00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,439 Doesn't look like she's coming. 396 00:15:27,441 --> 00:15:28,607 Thanks. 397 00:15:28,609 --> 00:15:30,309 You know, I can't help but think 398 00:15:30,311 --> 00:15:32,511 this whole mess is somehow... 399 00:15:32,513 --> 00:15:35,214 partially my fault. 400 00:15:35,216 --> 00:15:38,283 It figures. Just when my life was perfect. 401 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,118 Mine was, too. 402 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,522 But, hey, now I'm a father of 15. 403 00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:46,124 Isn't that just a blessing? 404 00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:48,527 (SLURPS, GULPING) 405 00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:49,761 (COUGHING, EXCLAIMS) 406 00:15:49,763 --> 00:15:53,165 Eeeee-oh-boy! 407 00:15:53,167 --> 00:15:55,434 Wait. What'd you say, Felix? 408 00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:57,636 Um, isn't that just a blessing? 409 00:15:57,638 --> 00:15:59,238 No, the weird sound thing. 410 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,706 Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy? 411 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,741 Yeah. (SOFTLY) Eee-oh... 412 00:16:02,743 --> 00:16:04,109 Sorry, say it again? 413 00:16:04,111 --> 00:16:06,111 - Eeeee-oh-boy. - Eeeee-oh-boy! 414 00:16:06,113 --> 00:16:08,247 - Eee-oh-boy! - Eee-boy! Say it again? 415 00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:09,414 - Eeeee-oh-boy! - Eeeee-oh-boy. 416 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,750 - Eeeee-oh-boy... - eboy! eboy! eboy! 417 00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:12,851 - eboy? eboy? - eboy. 418 00:16:12,853 --> 00:16:14,586 Yeah. 419 00:16:14,588 --> 00:16:15,787 Um, what are you getting at there, Ralph? 420 00:16:15,789 --> 00:16:17,556 That kid out in the arcade 421 00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:19,191 said there was a steering wheel part... 422 00:16:19,193 --> 00:16:22,394 on the Internet, it's something called eboy or... 423 00:16:22,396 --> 00:16:24,796 ebay! That's it, it was ebay! 424 00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:26,465 Ralph, are you thinking about 425 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,800 going to the Internet and finding that part? 426 00:16:28,802 --> 00:16:29,936 Getting that part's the only thing 427 00:16:29,938 --> 00:16:31,837 that's gonna fix the game and that's the only thing 428 00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:33,840 that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 429 00:16:33,842 --> 00:16:35,674 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, 430 00:16:35,676 --> 00:16:37,809 all those lovable scamps living in my house... 431 00:16:37,811 --> 00:16:40,212 and destroying my sanity 432 00:16:40,214 --> 00:16:42,648 will have homes of their own again! 433 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:45,751 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 434 00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:46,752 I will cover for you. 435 00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,687 Thanks, pal. 436 00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:51,356 Ralph, what about your tab? You owe me for the root beer. 437 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,125 Oh, Felix is gonna cover for me. 438 00:16:53,127 --> 00:16:55,527 Drinks on the house, everybody! Felix is paying. 439 00:16:55,529 --> 00:16:57,364 - (ALL CHEERING) - RYU: Shoryuken! 440 00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,667 Eeeee-oh-boy. 441 00:17:04,271 --> 00:17:05,439 (GROANS) 442 00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:08,407 - Boo! - (GLITCHY SCREAMING) 443 00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:10,542 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 444 00:17:10,544 --> 00:17:11,878 Start churning butter 445 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,479 and put on your church shoes, little sister... 446 00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:17,449 'cause we're about to blast off! 447 00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:19,651 What are you even talking about? 448 00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:20,720 Oh, we're going to the Internet. 449 00:17:20,722 --> 00:17:21,654 (EXCLAIMS) What? 450 00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:23,488 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 451 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:24,556 No way! 452 00:17:24,558 --> 00:17:25,792 Yeah, I probably should've just said, 453 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,559 "We're going to the Internet." We're going to the Internet! 454 00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:29,762 VANELLOPE: Yeah, we are! 455 00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:32,497 Hey, Surge, (SIGHS) are we glad to see you. 456 00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:33,866 We want to report some malfeasance 457 00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:35,334 over by the Whac-A-Mole. 458 00:17:35,336 --> 00:17:36,903 Yeah, we saw some undesirables 459 00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:39,538 causing a real donnybrook over there. 460 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,674 (SCOFFS) Oh, heck no. Not on my watch. 461 00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:42,877 Appreciate the tip. 462 00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:45,279 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 463 00:17:48,248 --> 00:17:50,248 So, all we gotta do is find this eboy place. 464 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,851 - Ebay. - Right, ebay. 465 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,186 So we go there, get the steering wheel... 466 00:17:54,188 --> 00:17:55,688 we have it delivered to Litwak before Friday. 467 00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:57,255 He'll fix your game. 468 00:17:57,257 --> 00:17:58,825 Everything goes back to the way it was. 469 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,627 Boom! Happily ever after. 470 00:18:00,629 --> 00:18:02,260 VANELLOPE: This is a shockingly sound, 471 00:18:02,262 --> 00:18:03,763 well-thought-out idea for you, Ralph. 472 00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:04,897 No offense. 473 00:18:04,899 --> 00:18:06,431 I know. And none taken. 474 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,600 VANELLOPE: Ooh, here it comes. 475 00:18:07,602 --> 00:18:09,669 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... 476 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,873 I give you the Internet! 477 00:18:15,242 --> 00:18:16,576 RALPH: Huh. 478 00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:18,611 The Internet is not nearly as impressive 479 00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:20,480 as how Sonic described it. 480 00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:22,749 Yeah, I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed. 481 00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:25,283 Where do you think they keep their ebay? 482 00:18:25,285 --> 00:18:26,251 RALPH: Beats me. 483 00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:28,353 Hello, anybody here? 484 00:18:28,355 --> 00:18:29,789 VANELLOPE: Anyone? Hello! 485 00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,958 (ECHOING) We're looking for ebay! 486 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,861 Ooh. Did you hear that, kid? Sweet echo. 487 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,328 Check this out. 488 00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:39,532 (MIMICS CAWING SOUNDS) 489 00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:42,402 VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo! Hoolie-hoo! 490 00:18:42,404 --> 00:18:44,604 Okay, connect to network. 491 00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:46,706 - (KEYBOARD CLACKING) - Bingo. 492 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:50,779 Password is "high score" with a zero instead of an "o." 493 00:18:51,446 --> 00:18:52,612 Yes. 494 00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:54,849 And we are online. 495 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,990 - VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoo! - (RALPH CAWING) 496 00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:06,592 - VANELLOPE: Hoolie-hoolie-hoo! - (RALPH CAWING) 497 00:19:06,594 --> 00:19:08,294 VANELLOPE: Ooh, Ralph, look. 498 00:19:08,296 --> 00:19:10,563 Cool. Mood lighting. 499 00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:11,731 (BOTH SHOUT) 500 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:12,767 (RALPH GASPS) 501 00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:15,768 Ahhh! That's a gremlin! Stay away! It's a gremlin! 502 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:17,238 It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak. 503 00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:21,276 AUTOMATED VOICE: IP address 415-1037-483. 504 00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,711 Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! 505 00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:26,879 Hey, wait for me! Kid, come back! Wait! 506 00:19:26,881 --> 00:19:28,848 (GRUNTING) Hey! Don't leave without me! 507 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,316 AUTOMATED VOICE: IP address 415-1037-483. 508 00:19:30,318 --> 00:19:31,317 (VANELLOPE SCREAMING) 509 00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:32,620 Vanellope! 510 00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:34,620 (YELPS) 511 00:19:34,622 --> 00:19:36,422 (MUFFLED) I can't breathe. I don't fit. 512 00:19:36,424 --> 00:19:37,659 (SHOUTING) 513 00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:42,028 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo! 514 00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:45,331 Yeah! Whoo! 515 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,369 (SCREAMING) 516 00:19:56,344 --> 00:19:57,510 (GRUNTS, GASPING) 517 00:19:57,512 --> 00:19:58,711 Kid! 518 00:19:58,713 --> 00:20:00,513 Ralph! Isn't this great? 519 00:20:00,515 --> 00:20:02,415 No, it is not! 520 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:03,818 Whoo-hoo! 521 00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,090 No, no, no. 522 00:20:10,092 --> 00:20:11,926 (DISTORTED SHOUTING) 523 00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:16,999 Whoa! 524 00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:34,315 (EXCLAIMS, SHOUTS) 525 00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:44,124 - (VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS) - (EXCLAIMING, GROANS) 526 00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:45,926 (RALPH GASPING) 527 00:20:45,928 --> 00:20:47,961 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 528 00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:49,997 Whoa! 529 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,465 Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 530 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:55,434 We most certainly are not, friendo. 531 00:20:55,436 --> 00:20:58,540 We are in the Internet! Come on, Ralph! 532 00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:09,049 Holy cow! 533 00:21:09,051 --> 00:21:10,416 Look at all this stuff. 534 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:11,717 VANELLOPE: Whoa. 535 00:21:11,719 --> 00:21:15,590 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 536 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,658 But it's so big. 537 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,894 It goes on forever and ever. 538 00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:22,428 (GLITCHING) How are we possibly gonna find 539 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:23,629 ebay out there? 540 00:21:23,631 --> 00:21:26,432 Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry. 541 00:21:26,434 --> 00:21:27,668 I'm sure there's someone out here 542 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,670 who could give us directions. Oh! 543 00:21:29,672 --> 00:21:31,071 Look at that little egg guy. 544 00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:32,806 He's got on one of those hats that smart people wear. 545 00:21:32,808 --> 00:21:34,641 I bet he could help us. Come on. 546 00:21:34,643 --> 00:21:36,409 Welcome back to the search bar, madam. 547 00:21:36,411 --> 00:21:37,476 I hope you were able to find 548 00:21:37,478 --> 00:21:39,112 a satisfactory breakfast burrito... 549 00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:41,882 based upon the search results I provided this morning. 550 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,618 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 551 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,054 Where can I find ballet...? 552 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,922 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? 553 00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:50,057 BALLET MOM: ...tights? 554 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,124 Girls' size small. 555 00:21:51,126 --> 00:21:54,127 Oh, little Madeline's trying ballet now, is she? 556 00:21:54,129 --> 00:21:55,969 I hope this lasts longer than the soccer phase. 557 00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:57,666 (CHIMES) 558 00:21:58,701 --> 00:21:59,833 Hmm. 559 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,702 I found 23 million results 560 00:22:01,704 --> 00:22:04,104 for ballet tights, girls' size small. 561 00:22:04,106 --> 00:22:05,440 Isn't that interesting? 562 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,943 AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting to DesmondsTutus.com. 563 00:22:09,945 --> 00:22:11,745 They never say thank you. 564 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,780 Oh, hello, sir. 565 00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:15,749 Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 566 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,184 Well, let's start one for you. 567 00:22:17,186 --> 00:22:18,952 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 568 00:22:18,954 --> 00:22:20,721 - Um... - Umbrella. Umbrage. 569 00:22:20,723 --> 00:22:22,456 - Umami. Uma Thurman. - No. 570 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,458 Noah's Ark. No Doubt. Nordstrom Rack. 571 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,726 (GROWLS) Err. 572 00:22:25,728 --> 00:22:29,162 Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters. Urkel, played by Jaleel White. 573 00:22:29,164 --> 00:22:30,998 Looks like no one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 574 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,866 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 575 00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:34,001 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to 576 00:22:34,003 --> 00:22:35,502 guess what you're gonna say. 577 00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:36,770 Yes. I'm sorry, 578 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,539 but my autofill is a touch aggressive today. 579 00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:41,875 Let me try. (CLEARS THROAT) ebay Sugar Rush 580 00:22:41,877 --> 00:22:42,957 - steering wheel. - (CHIMES) 581 00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:45,846 Oh. 582 00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:48,749 I only found one result for your query. 583 00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:50,152 Hmm. Isn't that interesting? 584 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,520 What? How did you...? 585 00:22:53,522 --> 00:22:55,222 Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. 586 00:22:55,224 --> 00:22:57,124 Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore. 587 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,892 Well, you're welcome. 588 00:22:58,894 --> 00:23:00,627 AUTOMATED VOICE: Redirecting to ebay. 589 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,062 (RALPH GROANING) 590 00:23:02,064 --> 00:23:06,033 KNOWSMORE: I like her. What a delightful girl. 591 00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:08,502 AUTOMATED VOICE: Slow traffic will be fined for speeds 592 00:23:08,504 --> 00:23:10,739 less than three megabytes per second. 593 00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:25,020 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 594 00:23:31,727 --> 00:23:34,230 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 595 00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:39,066 Wow, I guess we know where to go 596 00:23:39,068 --> 00:23:41,868 if we ever need a pair of goggles. 597 00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:43,704 There's a whole building full of them. 598 00:23:43,706 --> 00:23:45,175 Oh! There it is! ebay! 599 00:23:52,315 --> 00:23:53,814 (YELPS) 600 00:23:53,816 --> 00:23:55,116 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. 601 00:23:55,118 --> 00:23:57,017 We're actually gonna save my game. 602 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,252 Told you not to worry. 603 00:23:58,254 --> 00:24:01,755 We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize and stay focused. 604 00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:04,024 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick. 605 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:05,659 Ooh! I love weird tricks. 606 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:06,593 Sassy housewives want to meet you. 607 00:24:06,595 --> 00:24:07,894 They do? 608 00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:08,929 Congratulations, you're a winner! 609 00:24:08,931 --> 00:24:09,830 Really? 610 00:24:09,832 --> 00:24:11,598 These ten child stars went to prison. 611 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,766 Number six will amaze you. 612 00:24:12,768 --> 00:24:13,934 Ooh. That sounds interesting. 613 00:24:13,936 --> 00:24:15,136 Wanna get rich playing video games? 614 00:24:15,138 --> 00:24:16,304 Click here to find out how. 615 00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:17,704 Ralph, come on! 616 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,639 But there's a lot of cool stuff here. 617 00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:22,043 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother. 618 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:22,943 Ooh, how about you, lady? 619 00:24:22,945 --> 00:24:24,546 You wanna get rich playing video games? 620 00:24:26,749 --> 00:24:27,749 (AUCTIONEER CHATTERING) 621 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,851 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up... 622 00:24:30,853 --> 00:24:32,753 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten. 623 00:24:32,755 --> 00:24:34,322 Bidding starts at 49.99. 624 00:24:34,324 --> 00:24:35,223 850 for the beaver, 625 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,665 the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 626 00:24:39,162 --> 00:24:40,962 ...a gently used artificial hip... 627 00:24:40,964 --> 00:24:42,964 and the bidding's open at $10. Do I hear 20? 628 00:24:42,966 --> 00:24:44,332 AUCTIONEER: Do I hear 350? Who'll give me 350? 629 00:24:44,334 --> 00:24:45,299 50, 50, 50 now. 630 00:24:45,301 --> 00:24:46,800 - Who'll give me 350? - MALE BIDDER: 400! 631 00:24:46,802 --> 00:24:48,136 Going once, going twice and sold! 632 00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,303 - (BELL DINGS) - The tortilla chip shaped like 633 00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:52,240 international superstar Beyonce Knowles... goes for 400. 634 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:54,008 Yay! So happy. 635 00:24:54,010 --> 00:24:56,110 Are you understanding how this game works? 636 00:24:56,112 --> 00:24:59,280 I think all you have to do is yell out the biggest number... 637 00:24:59,282 --> 00:25:01,816 and then you win this stuff. 638 00:25:01,818 --> 00:25:03,717 (SCOFFS) And I thought Qbert's game was weird. 639 00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:04,684 Hey, kid, hop up here... 640 00:25:04,686 --> 00:25:05,987 and see if you can tell 641 00:25:05,989 --> 00:25:07,469 where they keep their steering wheels. 642 00:25:07,689 --> 00:25:08,990 Uh, there's a bunch of 643 00:25:08,992 --> 00:25:11,259 sports memberabilia. 644 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:14,162 And big baby clothes called "lingerie." 645 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:16,364 - RALPH: Huh. - Go to the right, move right. 646 00:25:16,366 --> 00:25:19,100 Oh. There's a row with a bunch of old video game junk! 647 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:21,269 Oh, there it is! There it is! I see it! 648 00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,804 Oh, someone else is trying to win it. 649 00:25:22,806 --> 00:25:24,405 Come on! Hurry, let's go! 650 00:25:24,407 --> 00:25:25,473 We got 275. 651 00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:27,708 And with 30 seconds left in the auction, we have 275. 652 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,010 RALPH: Move! Move! Hey! 653 00:25:29,012 --> 00:25:30,378 - That's ours! Out of the way! - Do I hear a three? 654 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,746 - I'll give you three! - I got three! 655 00:25:31,748 --> 00:25:32,980 Can I get a 305? 305? Can I get a 3-5? 656 00:25:32,982 --> 00:25:34,982 - 305. - 305, can I get a 310? 657 00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:36,317 - Can you bid 310? - 310. 658 00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:37,985 - 315. - 320. 659 00:25:37,987 --> 00:25:39,053 325. 660 00:25:39,055 --> 00:25:40,988 Oh, man, this guy is good. 661 00:25:40,990 --> 00:25:42,757 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing. 662 00:25:42,759 --> 00:25:44,926 I have three-and-a-quarter. Do I hear 350? 663 00:25:44,928 --> 00:25:46,227 - 350? 350? - Watch this. 664 00:25:46,229 --> 00:25:47,195 1,000! 665 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:48,729 1,000! 666 00:25:48,731 --> 00:25:49,997 We now have a bid of 1,000! 667 00:25:49,999 --> 00:25:52,233 Way to go, kid! That is a huge number. 668 00:25:52,235 --> 00:25:53,801 - Thank you. - Check this out. 669 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,369 15,000! 670 00:25:55,371 --> 00:25:57,338 15,000! Do I hear 15-5? 671 00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:58,439 (STAMMERS) 672 00:25:58,441 --> 00:25:59,974 15-fiver! 673 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,309 - 16! - 17! 674 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,410 - 18! - 20! 675 00:26:02,412 --> 00:26:04,145 - 23! - 25! 676 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,013 - 27! - 27 and one! 677 00:26:06,015 --> 00:26:08,449 And sold! For 27,001... 678 00:26:08,451 --> 00:26:09,917 to the barefoot hobo 679 00:26:09,919 --> 00:26:11,219 in the broken overalls. 680 00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:12,386 Hey, that's me! 681 00:26:12,388 --> 00:26:13,721 - We won! - We won! 682 00:26:13,723 --> 00:26:14,889 Congratulations. Here's your voucher 683 00:26:14,891 --> 00:26:17,325 for auction item 197324579. 684 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:19,195 Please take it to checkout for processing. 685 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:22,029 EBAY ELAYNE: So, we are set to ship 686 00:26:22,031 --> 00:26:23,331 one Sugar Rush steering wheel... 687 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,066 - RALPH: Mmm-hmm. - ...to a Litwak's Family 688 00:26:25,068 --> 00:26:26,367 FunLand in Los Aburridos, California. 689 00:26:26,369 --> 00:26:27,435 Yep! 690 00:26:27,437 --> 00:26:28,803 With expedited shipping, 691 00:26:28,805 --> 00:26:30,905 that should arrive Wednesday morning. 692 00:26:30,907 --> 00:26:33,374 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game. 693 00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:35,243 We're way ahead of schedule. 694 00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:36,445 We rule! 695 00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:38,713 I'll just need a credit card number. 696 00:26:38,715 --> 00:26:40,415 Sorry, what's a credit card number? 697 00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:42,884 A credit card number. 698 00:26:42,886 --> 00:26:45,088 Number. Right. Uh, seven. 699 00:26:45,722 --> 00:26:47,088 Excuse me? 700 00:26:47,090 --> 00:26:50,124 Sorry, no. You're right, ridiculous. I meant 11. 701 00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:51,926 Those aren't credit card numbers. 702 00:26:51,928 --> 00:26:53,428 I'm pretty sure they are. 703 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:55,129 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 704 00:26:55,131 --> 00:26:57,366 You owe $27,001. 705 00:26:57,368 --> 00:26:58,933 What? 706 00:26:58,935 --> 00:27:01,336 Dollars? Dollars like money? 707 00:27:01,338 --> 00:27:04,205 Yes, and if you don't have a credit card... 708 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:06,107 we also accept PayPal, Venmo, 709 00:27:06,109 --> 00:27:08,142 ProPay, SquareCash and BuzzzyBucks. 710 00:27:08,144 --> 00:27:09,844 - Uh... - (CHUCKLING) 711 00:27:09,846 --> 00:27:11,448 You're gonna laugh. Okay. 712 00:27:13,417 --> 00:27:17,251 So this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 713 00:27:17,253 --> 00:27:20,121 Yeah, yeah, I did leave my wallet at home, 714 00:27:20,123 --> 00:27:21,958 in my wallet room. And the door's locked. 715 00:27:22,393 --> 00:27:23,925 Uh-huh. 716 00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:26,194 Look. If you don't pay within 24 hours... 717 00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:28,363 you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy... 718 00:27:28,365 --> 00:27:30,831 you will forfeit the bid, and you will lose this item. 719 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:31,834 Next! 720 00:27:34,137 --> 00:27:35,337 Hey, buddy, you going to eboy? 721 00:27:35,339 --> 00:27:37,439 Well, I got some free advice for you. Don't. 722 00:27:37,441 --> 00:27:39,441 What a scam! 723 00:27:39,443 --> 00:27:42,213 (GRUNTING) We were so close, and we would have gotten... 724 00:27:43,314 --> 00:27:45,414 Look, their signs aren't even real! 725 00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:46,849 (SHOUTS) 726 00:27:50,787 --> 00:27:53,222 What the heck? Dang Internet. 727 00:27:53,224 --> 00:27:54,456 (CHIMING) 728 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,491 (SHOUTING) 729 00:27:56,493 --> 00:27:59,860 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 730 00:27:59,862 --> 00:28:02,029 Hey, kid. What's going on? What's wrong? 731 00:28:02,031 --> 00:28:03,198 If I don't have a steering wheel, 732 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,400 I don't have a game, I'm gameless. 733 00:28:05,402 --> 00:28:08,370 There's only one steering wheel in the whole Internet... 734 00:28:08,372 --> 00:28:11,173 and we blew our chance to get it. We blew it! 735 00:28:11,175 --> 00:28:13,141 Hey, hey, hey, calm down. 736 00:28:13,143 --> 00:28:14,875 We came here to save your game, 737 00:28:14,877 --> 00:28:15,977 and that's what we're gonna do. 738 00:28:15,979 --> 00:28:17,045 Right. 739 00:28:17,047 --> 00:28:18,413 - Okay? - Okay, yeah. 740 00:28:18,415 --> 00:28:19,880 (EXHALES) 741 00:28:19,882 --> 00:28:21,849 There you go. 742 00:28:21,851 --> 00:28:24,052 Now look, all we got to do... 743 00:28:24,054 --> 00:28:27,155 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moola. 744 00:28:27,157 --> 00:28:30,559 We're video game characters, Ralph. We don't have moola. 745 00:28:30,561 --> 00:28:32,261 Unless you can think of some magical way 746 00:28:32,263 --> 00:28:35,065 to get rich playing video games. 747 00:28:36,866 --> 00:28:38,367 (BOTH GASP) 748 00:28:38,369 --> 00:28:40,335 Wanna get rich playing video games? 749 00:28:40,337 --> 00:28:42,170 Click right here to find out how. 750 00:28:42,172 --> 00:28:44,239 - Back off, pop-up! - (GROANING) 751 00:28:44,241 --> 00:28:45,507 POP-UP BLOCKER: Right this way, miss. 752 00:28:45,509 --> 00:28:47,209 Dang pop-up blockers. 753 00:28:47,211 --> 00:28:49,544 Why does everybody gotta be so mean? 754 00:28:49,546 --> 00:28:51,913 Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank goodness you're still here! 755 00:28:51,915 --> 00:28:55,083 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make $27,001... 756 00:28:55,085 --> 00:28:56,418 or she loses her game. 757 00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:57,586 Yeah, can you please tell us 758 00:28:57,588 --> 00:28:59,888 how to get rich playing video games? 759 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:01,590 (STAMMERING) You bet! (CHUCKLES) 760 00:29:01,592 --> 00:29:04,026 Come on, click here, and I'll take you to my website. 761 00:29:04,028 --> 00:29:05,396 (RALPH EXCLAIMING) 762 00:29:06,230 --> 00:29:07,296 (RALPH GROANS) 763 00:29:07,298 --> 00:29:10,098 You got an ample carriage there, buster. (CHUCKLES) 764 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,366 Causing a little drag. 765 00:29:11,368 --> 00:29:12,567 Sorry. You're getting close to the edge. 766 00:29:12,569 --> 00:29:13,669 Huh? 767 00:29:13,671 --> 00:29:16,605 RALPH: You see the...? The edge. The edge! (SHOUTS) 768 00:29:16,607 --> 00:29:18,573 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 769 00:29:18,575 --> 00:29:21,376 SPAMLEY: By the way, my name is JP Spamley... 770 00:29:21,378 --> 00:29:22,911 and I'd like to welcome the both of you 771 00:29:22,913 --> 00:29:24,446 to the Spamley family. 772 00:29:24,448 --> 00:29:25,448 (SPAMLEY CHUCKLES) 773 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:29,251 All right, step into my parlor. 774 00:29:29,253 --> 00:29:31,420 This is your website? 775 00:29:31,422 --> 00:29:33,088 I know what you're thinking, not to worry. 776 00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:34,623 My anti-virus guy was just here. 777 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:36,024 - Clean as a... - (RAT SQUEAKING) 778 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,426 Oh! (GRUNTING) 779 00:29:37,428 --> 00:29:38,527 Dang it! 780 00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:39,628 Oh, my gosh. That's embarrassing. 781 00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:41,496 (CHUCKLES) Anyway, I know it's a bit of a mess... 782 00:29:41,498 --> 00:29:43,065 Hey, Gord! 783 00:29:43,067 --> 00:29:44,633 But I do have a system here, I really do. 784 00:29:44,635 --> 00:29:46,935 If I can just find that... Gord! 785 00:29:46,937 --> 00:29:49,104 - I just got to find this list. - (BOTH SHRIEK) 786 00:29:49,106 --> 00:29:50,339 SPAMLEY: Oh, there you are. 787 00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:53,375 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 788 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:54,697 What do you got for them, partner? 789 00:30:03,621 --> 00:30:05,487 Thank you. 790 00:30:05,489 --> 00:30:09,124 "Fishwife's amulet, Wizard Quest, three dollars." 791 00:30:09,126 --> 00:30:11,093 "Foxhole hammer, 792 00:30:11,095 --> 00:30:12,994 "Zombie Crusades, five dollars"? 793 00:30:12,996 --> 00:30:14,529 Now, those there are 794 00:30:14,531 --> 00:30:16,998 some of your more commonplace, low-dollar items. 795 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,201 Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 796 00:30:19,203 --> 00:30:21,269 Um, you're saying if we find 797 00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:23,004 the Golden Cleats 798 00:30:23,006 --> 00:30:24,640 from Pro League Soccer... 799 00:30:24,642 --> 00:30:27,309 we find those and bring them back here to you... 800 00:30:27,311 --> 00:30:30,613 then a human being in the real world will pay us $15? 801 00:30:30,615 --> 00:30:31,647 Yes, ma'am. 802 00:30:31,649 --> 00:30:34,182 Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting. 803 00:30:34,184 --> 00:30:35,450 Folks go into games... 804 00:30:35,452 --> 00:30:37,452 they harvest the most coveted items... 805 00:30:37,454 --> 00:30:39,321 and they sell them on my website 806 00:30:39,323 --> 00:30:41,356 to the highest bidder. Ha-ha? 807 00:30:41,358 --> 00:30:43,058 Okay, but here's the thing... 808 00:30:43,060 --> 00:30:45,127 we need like a buttload of money. 809 00:30:45,129 --> 00:30:47,565 So, do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 810 00:30:48,198 --> 00:30:49,199 Gord! 811 00:30:50,033 --> 00:30:51,199 - Gord! - (BOTH SHRIEK) 812 00:30:51,201 --> 00:30:52,201 Oh, there you are. 813 00:30:54,539 --> 00:30:56,972 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 814 00:30:56,974 --> 00:30:59,374 Is $40,000 lucrative enough for you? 815 00:30:59,376 --> 00:31:00,476 - Whoa! - Whoa. 816 00:31:00,478 --> 00:31:02,144 It's more than enough. 817 00:31:02,146 --> 00:31:04,079 I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa... 818 00:31:04,081 --> 00:31:06,982 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's car... 819 00:31:06,984 --> 00:31:08,684 from a game called Slaughter Race. 820 00:31:08,686 --> 00:31:10,252 A racing game? 821 00:31:10,254 --> 00:31:12,220 That's right. Slaughter Race is the most popular 822 00:31:12,222 --> 00:31:14,222 online racing game out there. 823 00:31:14,224 --> 00:31:16,158 However, it is wicked dangerous. 824 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,560 We ain't afraid of danger. 825 00:31:17,562 --> 00:31:19,562 This kid's the best racer in the whole world. 826 00:31:19,564 --> 00:31:22,598 We'll get you that car, no problemo. 827 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,067 ANNOUNCER: Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk. 828 00:31:26,069 --> 00:31:27,338 (TIRES SCREECHING) 829 00:31:31,008 --> 00:31:32,508 (HORN BLARING) 830 00:31:32,510 --> 00:31:35,480 Okay, this game is kind of amazing. 831 00:31:37,415 --> 00:31:40,283 Meh, the attention to detail is pretty impressive. 832 00:31:40,285 --> 00:31:41,384 (COUGHING) 833 00:31:41,386 --> 00:31:43,386 I don't think I've ever been in a game 834 00:31:43,388 --> 00:31:44,620 - with smog before. - (BOTH GASP) 835 00:31:44,622 --> 00:31:46,087 - (DOG BARKING) - (RALPH SHOUTING) 836 00:31:46,089 --> 00:31:48,758 - Nice kitty. Nice kitty. - Easy, boy. Easy. 837 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,880 (RALPH AND VANELLOPE SHRIEK) 838 00:31:50,728 --> 00:31:52,462 (WATER SPLASHES) 839 00:31:52,464 --> 00:31:54,730 Let's just find Shank's car and get outta here. 840 00:31:54,732 --> 00:31:55,732 Agreed. 841 00:32:01,539 --> 00:32:03,071 - Look. Look. - Whoa! 842 00:32:03,073 --> 00:32:04,240 RALPH: There it is. 843 00:32:04,242 --> 00:32:06,275 VANELLOPE: That car is gorgeous. 844 00:32:06,277 --> 00:32:08,244 No wonder it's worth so much. 845 00:32:08,246 --> 00:32:09,412 - (SHUSHES) - (FOOTSTEPS) 846 00:32:09,414 --> 00:32:11,581 RALPH: Aw, sugar. 847 00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:14,217 - Players. They beat us to it. - Aw. 848 00:32:14,219 --> 00:32:16,385 JIMMY: 31 hours of continuous gameplay... 849 00:32:16,387 --> 00:32:19,121 and we've finally found Shank's car. 850 00:32:19,123 --> 00:32:21,057 Let's jack this ride. 851 00:32:21,059 --> 00:32:23,259 Oh, yeah, DirtySocks, it's on. 852 00:32:23,261 --> 00:32:25,261 JIMMY'S GRANDMA: Jim! Jimmy? 853 00:32:25,263 --> 00:32:28,164 You're not playing that horrible game again, are you? 854 00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:29,398 - (LAUGHS) - No, Grandma! 855 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,733 I'm doing my homework. 856 00:32:30,735 --> 00:32:32,268 Okay, like I said... 857 00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:33,705 Let's jack this ride. 858 00:32:34,539 --> 00:32:35,607 (TIFFANY WHIMPERS) 859 00:32:40,144 --> 00:32:41,579 SHANK: Well, well, well. 860 00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:46,584 While the cat was away, these mice tried to play. 861 00:32:50,154 --> 00:32:52,288 Hey, I think that might be Shank. 862 00:32:52,290 --> 00:32:53,789 Listen up, mice... 863 00:32:53,791 --> 00:32:56,859 anyone who tries to play with this cat's ride 864 00:32:56,861 --> 00:32:58,361 is gonna get got. 865 00:32:58,363 --> 00:33:01,364 JIMMY: You're going down, Shank. 866 00:33:01,366 --> 00:33:03,766 Pyro. Give those punks the works. 867 00:33:03,768 --> 00:33:05,270 With pleasure. 868 00:33:06,104 --> 00:33:08,304 (BOTH GASP) 869 00:33:08,306 --> 00:33:10,473 ANNOUNCER: End of the road! 870 00:33:10,475 --> 00:33:12,644 Gosh dang it! Now we gotta start all over. 871 00:33:13,645 --> 00:33:15,211 Ralph, maybe... 872 00:33:15,213 --> 00:33:17,146 - (PANTING) - Hey, where are you going? 873 00:33:17,148 --> 00:33:19,315 I am scared. 874 00:33:19,317 --> 00:33:20,483 If we get burned up in here, 875 00:33:20,485 --> 00:33:21,784 that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 876 00:33:21,786 --> 00:33:23,486 So, I think we should get outta here right now. 877 00:33:23,488 --> 00:33:26,322 No, wait, wait. I have an idea. 878 00:33:26,324 --> 00:33:27,804 - (BELL RINGS) - (POWER SWITCH CLANGS) 879 00:33:28,493 --> 00:33:29,826 Hey, Shank? 880 00:33:29,828 --> 00:33:31,394 What's up, Pyro? 881 00:33:31,396 --> 00:33:33,696 Um, do you ever reckon we're going a bit too hard 882 00:33:33,698 --> 00:33:35,231 on the players? 883 00:33:35,233 --> 00:33:38,267 Honestly, no, I don't. 884 00:33:38,269 --> 00:33:42,271 Of course, I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 885 00:33:42,273 --> 00:33:44,275 and BabeRaham_Linkin... 886 00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:46,375 but if we just let them win, 887 00:33:46,377 --> 00:33:48,678 where's the life lesson? You know? 888 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,181 - PYRO: Mmm. - Yeah, but to Pyro's point... 889 00:33:52,183 --> 00:33:54,617 I mean, those players work so hard to get here. 890 00:33:54,619 --> 00:33:56,385 I hear you, Felony... 891 00:33:56,387 --> 00:33:58,554 but imagine a game without challenges. 892 00:33:58,556 --> 00:34:01,524 The same predictable thing every single time... 893 00:34:01,526 --> 00:34:02,726 who wants that? 894 00:34:02,728 --> 00:34:03,760 Shank's right. 895 00:34:03,762 --> 00:34:06,830 I just saw a really insightful TED talk... 896 00:34:06,832 --> 00:34:08,865 and I can't really remember what the guy said. 897 00:34:08,867 --> 00:34:10,901 It was more about how he made me feel. 898 00:34:10,903 --> 00:34:13,402 But I think, ultimately, the point was... 899 00:34:13,404 --> 00:34:16,572 I honor your journeys, guys. 900 00:34:16,574 --> 00:34:18,642 And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. 901 00:34:18,644 --> 00:34:19,776 Thank you. 902 00:34:19,778 --> 00:34:20,777 Hey, Shank, 903 00:34:20,779 --> 00:34:22,579 did you ever wonder what it would be like... 904 00:34:22,581 --> 00:34:24,447 if someone actually did get your car? 905 00:34:24,449 --> 00:34:25,916 Well, I know one thing... 906 00:34:25,918 --> 00:34:28,517 whoever does will have to be the best of the best. 907 00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:29,839 - (KNOCKS ON DOOR) - (ALL EXCLAIM) 908 00:34:32,256 --> 00:34:34,190 Good day to you, madam. 909 00:34:34,192 --> 00:34:35,391 Who are you? 910 00:34:35,393 --> 00:34:38,795 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 911 00:34:38,797 --> 00:34:40,897 And the thing is, we've been getting some complaints 912 00:34:40,899 --> 00:34:42,566 down at HQ. 913 00:34:42,568 --> 00:34:44,501 Uh, Larry's the one who takes the calls. 914 00:34:44,503 --> 00:34:45,869 Anyways, someone told Larry... 915 00:34:45,871 --> 00:34:47,203 that we've been hearing a lot of 916 00:34:47,205 --> 00:34:48,605 gun sounds and screaming sounds... 917 00:34:48,607 --> 00:34:50,574 and what-have-you. That sort of thing. 918 00:34:50,576 --> 00:34:53,879 Whoa! This is nice. 919 00:34:55,413 --> 00:34:58,314 Where have you been all my life? 920 00:34:58,316 --> 00:35:00,416 Uh, so I came to check on things. 921 00:35:00,418 --> 00:35:01,985 Oh, I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 922 00:35:01,987 --> 00:35:04,454 Oh, I'm Larry? 923 00:35:04,456 --> 00:35:06,389 Uh, you said Larry took the call. 924 00:35:06,391 --> 00:35:08,894 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 925 00:35:10,328 --> 00:35:11,597 - (GROANS) - (GASPS) 926 00:35:13,766 --> 00:35:15,732 Good job, Larry! 927 00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:18,236 Yeah, worked like a charm! 928 00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:24,341 (TIRES SCREECHING) 929 00:35:24,343 --> 00:35:26,443 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 930 00:35:26,445 --> 00:35:28,313 And I need yours. Sorry. 931 00:35:30,516 --> 00:35:32,618 I'm just... I'm just gonna go. 932 00:35:34,286 --> 00:35:35,485 (JIMMY CRIES) 933 00:35:35,487 --> 00:35:37,489 This is the worst day of my life! 934 00:35:38,691 --> 00:35:40,457 (SIGHS) It's a shame we have to leave so soon. 935 00:35:40,459 --> 00:35:41,992 This game is cool. 936 00:35:41,994 --> 00:35:43,026 Just get us out of here 937 00:35:43,028 --> 00:35:45,295 so we can get this car to Spamley and get paid. 938 00:35:45,297 --> 00:35:46,530 No problem. 939 00:35:46,532 --> 00:35:48,732 (CARS CRASHING) 940 00:35:48,734 --> 00:35:49,900 RALPH: Uh-oh. 941 00:35:49,902 --> 00:35:51,770 VANELLOPE: Look at this guy coming in hot. 942 00:36:02,781 --> 00:36:05,951 - (VANELLOPE SHRIEKS) - (RALPH SHOUTING) 943 00:36:08,387 --> 00:36:10,789 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 944 00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:12,891 (RALPH SCREAMS) 945 00:36:15,427 --> 00:36:16,962 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 946 00:36:20,566 --> 00:36:22,699 RALPH: Oh, no! It's that Shank lady. 947 00:36:22,701 --> 00:36:24,000 She looks upset. 948 00:36:24,002 --> 00:36:26,303 Ah, don't worry, I'll lose her. 949 00:36:26,305 --> 00:36:27,971 (RALPH YELLING) 950 00:36:27,973 --> 00:36:29,308 (TIRES SCREECHING) 951 00:36:32,678 --> 00:36:33,912 (RALPH SHOUTING) 952 00:36:34,847 --> 00:36:36,480 Where are you going? 953 00:36:36,482 --> 00:36:38,982 Kid, get back on the track. I'm gonna lose my cookies. 954 00:36:38,984 --> 00:36:41,320 There is no track. I can drive anywhere. 955 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,988 Whoo! 956 00:36:48,961 --> 00:36:51,830 (RALPH SHOUTING) 957 00:36:56,335 --> 00:36:59,003 Oh, kid, she's coming up right behind us. 958 00:36:59,005 --> 00:37:00,370 Oh, hello! 959 00:37:00,372 --> 00:37:02,372 I believe you have something of mine. 960 00:37:02,374 --> 00:37:03,776 Yeah, come and get it. 961 00:37:04,343 --> 00:37:05,677 (ENGINE REVVING) 962 00:37:07,579 --> 00:37:08,881 (TIRES SCREECHING) 963 00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:16,956 - Ooh! - (RALPH SHOUTING) 964 00:37:18,757 --> 00:37:20,826 (EXCLAIMS) This girl can drive. 965 00:37:31,737 --> 00:37:33,137 Would you hurry up and lose her? 966 00:37:33,139 --> 00:37:34,139 I'm trying! 967 00:37:35,842 --> 00:37:37,942 - Hang on, chumbo! - (TIRES SCREECHING) 968 00:37:37,944 --> 00:37:39,078 (RALPH SHRIEKS) 969 00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:44,115 (RALPH SHOUTS, WHIMPERS) 970 00:37:44,117 --> 00:37:45,852 I don't like this! 971 00:37:47,686 --> 00:37:49,120 (RALPH GASPING) 972 00:37:49,122 --> 00:37:51,925 (RALPH EXCLAIMING) 973 00:37:55,394 --> 00:37:57,728 (TIRES SCREECHING) 974 00:37:57,730 --> 00:38:00,731 Whoa! Mother Hubbard, this lady can really drive. 975 00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:02,599 Kid, fire! Do you see the fire? 976 00:38:02,601 --> 00:38:03,768 Dead end! Dead end! 977 00:38:03,770 --> 00:38:06,436 Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky. 978 00:38:06,438 --> 00:38:07,805 (DISTORTED SHOUTING) 979 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:09,073 VANELLOPE: Whoo-hoo! 980 00:38:09,075 --> 00:38:10,842 - RALPH: Oh, yeah! - VANELLOPE: That's the stuff. 981 00:38:10,844 --> 00:38:11,943 Good job, kid. 982 00:38:11,945 --> 00:38:14,779 Oh, yeah, I feel like me again. 983 00:38:14,781 --> 00:38:16,783 One exit straight ahead. 984 00:38:23,156 --> 00:38:24,423 (TIRES SCREECHING) 985 00:38:35,534 --> 00:38:36,634 You're not gonna lose me that easy. 986 00:38:36,636 --> 00:38:37,935 How did you...? 987 00:38:37,937 --> 00:38:39,469 Uh, you might wanna keep your eyes on the road. 988 00:38:39,471 --> 00:38:40,738 (GASPS) Kid! 989 00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:41,973 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - (SHRIEKS) 990 00:38:41,975 --> 00:38:43,608 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 991 00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:44,677 (VANELLOPE GASPS) 992 00:38:48,014 --> 00:38:51,682 Yo, Department of Noise, get out of my car! 993 00:38:51,684 --> 00:38:53,117 Oh, man, what are we gonna do? 994 00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:55,019 You just stay put, don't panic. 995 00:38:55,021 --> 00:38:56,187 I'm gonna talk to her. 996 00:38:56,189 --> 00:38:57,722 Ralph, be careful. 997 00:38:57,724 --> 00:39:00,791 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 998 00:39:00,793 --> 00:39:03,494 (GRUNTING, NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 999 00:39:03,496 --> 00:39:04,964 My bottom is stuck. 1000 00:39:06,165 --> 00:39:07,899 (YELPS, GRUNTS) 1001 00:39:07,901 --> 00:39:10,635 This car is not designed for a big boy. 1002 00:39:10,637 --> 00:39:12,503 I'll tell you that. Hi. 1003 00:39:12,505 --> 00:39:15,006 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 1004 00:39:15,008 --> 00:39:17,541 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 1005 00:39:17,543 --> 00:39:20,144 No, wait, listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 1006 00:39:20,146 --> 00:39:23,648 My friend here, she's a candy kart racer. 1007 00:39:23,650 --> 00:39:24,649 You should see her racing around 1008 00:39:24,651 --> 00:39:26,484 her sweet little track... 1009 00:39:26,486 --> 00:39:27,952 in her cookie wafer car we built together. 1010 00:39:27,954 --> 00:39:29,120 (GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT) 1011 00:39:29,122 --> 00:39:33,791 And, well, the thing is, her perfect little game broke... 1012 00:39:33,793 --> 00:39:35,793 and it was my fault... 1013 00:39:35,795 --> 00:39:37,962 so we're here to try to fix it... 1014 00:39:37,964 --> 00:39:39,130 and we need money to do that, 1015 00:39:39,132 --> 00:39:40,865 and someone was gonna pay us money... 1016 00:39:40,867 --> 00:39:42,566 - to steal your car... - Okay, okay. 1017 00:39:42,568 --> 00:39:44,602 - ...and so we took it. - You can stop crying. 1018 00:39:44,604 --> 00:39:45,870 - (SNIFFLING) - Though I do respect 1019 00:39:45,872 --> 00:39:47,571 your wonderful display of vulnerability. 1020 00:39:47,573 --> 00:39:49,274 (SNIFFLES) Thank you. 1021 00:39:49,276 --> 00:39:51,175 I get it, I do. 1022 00:39:51,177 --> 00:39:53,711 Friendship is everything to us, too. 1023 00:39:53,713 --> 00:39:56,047 - Right, guys? - Word. We're like family. 1024 00:39:56,049 --> 00:39:57,882 That's really great. 1025 00:39:57,884 --> 00:39:59,884 So, does this mean we can keep your car? 1026 00:39:59,886 --> 00:40:02,887 Absolutely not. But I do want to help. 1027 00:40:02,889 --> 00:40:04,055 Hey, you got your phone on you? 1028 00:40:04,057 --> 00:40:06,190 - You know it. - Let's make a video. 1029 00:40:06,192 --> 00:40:08,293 Pyro, hit big boy with the blow and go. 1030 00:40:08,295 --> 00:40:09,560 I'd love to. 1031 00:40:09,562 --> 00:40:10,861 Wait. What's the...? 1032 00:40:10,863 --> 00:40:11,929 (AIR WHOOSHING) 1033 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,664 (SHOUTING) What are you doing? 1034 00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:15,868 Say something, first thing that comes to your mind. 1035 00:40:16,602 --> 00:40:19,204 I'm gonna wreck it! 1036 00:40:19,206 --> 00:40:21,306 Good. All right. Turn it off. 1037 00:40:21,308 --> 00:40:23,975 (SHOUTS) Ow. 1038 00:40:23,977 --> 00:40:25,210 VANELLOPE: What the heck did you do that for? 1039 00:40:25,212 --> 00:40:26,411 Yeah. 1040 00:40:26,413 --> 00:40:29,247 There are much better ways to make money on the Internet 1041 00:40:29,249 --> 00:40:30,948 than stealing cars... 1042 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:34,119 such as becoming a BuzzzTube star. 1043 00:40:34,121 --> 00:40:35,953 Am I supposed to know what that is? 1044 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:38,190 Oh, come on. Everybody knows BuzzzTube. 1045 00:40:38,192 --> 00:40:40,125 It's the video-sharing site. 1046 00:40:40,127 --> 00:40:41,826 I'm just starting your account... 1047 00:40:41,828 --> 00:40:44,162 - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) - All right, there you go. 1048 00:40:44,164 --> 00:40:47,932 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 1049 00:40:47,934 --> 00:40:50,035 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss... 1050 00:40:50,037 --> 00:40:51,936 she's the head algorithm over there. 1051 00:40:51,938 --> 00:40:53,305 Tell her I sent you. 1052 00:40:53,307 --> 00:40:54,772 Yesss will hook you up. 1053 00:40:54,774 --> 00:40:56,974 Wow, that's really nice of you. 1054 00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,943 I'm not sure if "nice" is the right word. 1055 00:40:58,945 --> 00:41:00,845 Well, thank you. 1056 00:41:00,847 --> 00:41:02,214 I should be thanking you, little sister. 1057 00:41:02,216 --> 00:41:03,781 That race was fun. 1058 00:41:03,783 --> 00:41:05,616 Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1059 00:41:05,618 --> 00:41:06,618 Well, thank you again. 1060 00:41:07,054 --> 00:41:08,086 Uh... You know... 1061 00:41:08,088 --> 00:41:10,989 While we're talking shop, what move did you do 1062 00:41:10,991 --> 00:41:12,923 to get through that tunnel of fire? 1063 00:41:12,925 --> 00:41:15,626 Was it a power drift into a drift jump, maybe, or...? 1064 00:41:15,628 --> 00:41:17,162 Maybe. 1065 00:41:17,164 --> 00:41:19,264 If you ever wanna come back for a rematch... 1066 00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:21,166 I'd be happy to kick your butt again. 1067 00:41:21,168 --> 00:41:22,367 - (CHUCKLES) - See you. 1068 00:41:22,369 --> 00:41:23,736 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1069 00:41:25,172 --> 00:41:27,307 - (TRAIN HORN BLARES) - (CROSSING SIGNAL DINGING) 1070 00:41:36,816 --> 00:41:37,916 Whoa. 1071 00:41:37,918 --> 00:41:39,119 Show-off. 1072 00:41:40,287 --> 00:41:42,854 Man, oh, man, that place was scary. 1073 00:41:42,856 --> 00:41:45,023 I know. It was so exciting! 1074 00:41:45,025 --> 00:41:46,925 No, exciting is when you smile. 1075 00:41:46,927 --> 00:41:48,659 Scary is when you clench your butt, 1076 00:41:48,661 --> 00:41:50,295 and my butt is still clenched. 1077 00:41:50,297 --> 00:41:52,330 Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me... 1078 00:41:52,332 --> 00:41:55,666 that Shank lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 1079 00:41:55,668 --> 00:41:58,170 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 1080 00:41:58,172 --> 00:42:00,671 Um, let's see, she looks cool, she talks cool... 1081 00:42:00,673 --> 00:42:02,841 she drives cool, her hair is cool, her car is cool... 1082 00:42:02,843 --> 00:42:05,010 Wait a minute, are you saying my hair isn't cool? 1083 00:42:05,012 --> 00:42:09,247 What? No! I'm just saying the game was next-level. 1084 00:42:09,249 --> 00:42:11,850 There was no one telling you what to do or where to go. 1085 00:42:11,852 --> 00:42:14,186 Hey, just where do you think you're going? 1086 00:42:14,188 --> 00:42:16,088 To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 1087 00:42:16,090 --> 00:42:18,356 No, no, no. We're going back to Spamley's. 1088 00:42:18,358 --> 00:42:20,358 He can give us some easier loot to find. 1089 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,195 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 1090 00:42:23,197 --> 00:42:25,764 Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 1091 00:42:25,766 --> 00:42:27,966 - Well, I do. - Well, I... (GASPS) 1092 00:42:27,968 --> 00:42:29,901 - Hello, mister. - Who are you? 1093 00:42:29,903 --> 00:42:31,803 I'm your friendly ebay alert messenger. 1094 00:42:31,805 --> 00:42:34,039 Huh. An actual eboy. 1095 00:42:34,041 --> 00:42:37,409 Just here to let you know your bid expires in eight hours. 1096 00:42:37,411 --> 00:42:40,712 Eight hours. Okay, thanks, eboy. 1097 00:42:40,714 --> 00:42:42,347 You got it, Jackson! 1098 00:42:42,349 --> 00:42:46,251 Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime it with Spamley... 1099 00:42:46,253 --> 00:42:48,086 it will take 20 years 1100 00:42:48,088 --> 00:42:49,855 to make enough money to buy the wheel. 1101 00:42:49,857 --> 00:42:52,924 (SIGHS) All right, fine. We'll do it your way. 1102 00:42:52,926 --> 00:42:54,759 But I'm telling you right now, that BuzzzTube place 1103 00:42:54,761 --> 00:42:56,063 is a terrible idea. 1104 00:43:00,033 --> 00:43:01,735 (OVERLAPPING NOISES ON VIDEOS) 1105 00:43:03,437 --> 00:43:06,905 Man, there are all kinds of videos in here. 1106 00:43:06,907 --> 00:43:09,374 Yeah, if you like babies and cats. 1107 00:43:09,376 --> 00:43:11,243 - Look, there's you! - Oh, yeah. 1108 00:43:11,245 --> 00:43:12,744 RALPH: (ON VIDEO) I'm gonna wreck it! 1109 00:43:12,746 --> 00:43:14,114 (ALL LAUGHING) 1110 00:43:15,716 --> 00:43:17,115 VANELLOPE: I wonder why those little guys 1111 00:43:17,117 --> 00:43:18,884 are giving your video all those hearts? 1112 00:43:18,886 --> 00:43:20,118 Because obviously they love me. 1113 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,354 I told you this place was a good idea. 1114 00:43:22,356 --> 00:43:24,222 (SCOFFS) Yeah, sure you did, doof. 1115 00:43:24,224 --> 00:43:26,791 Now, who we supposed to see about getting paid again? 1116 00:43:26,793 --> 00:43:30,095 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 1117 00:43:30,097 --> 00:43:32,132 No. No. No. 1118 00:43:32,766 --> 00:43:35,401 Uninspired, cliched... 1119 00:43:35,403 --> 00:43:37,302 Ugh! YouTube's got this one. 1120 00:43:37,304 --> 00:43:40,005 Chewbacca Dad? Really? 1121 00:43:40,007 --> 00:43:43,241 Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, but it's a daddy. 1122 00:43:43,243 --> 00:43:44,776 - No! - (DOOR OPENS) 1123 00:43:44,778 --> 00:43:47,879 Heyo! Are you the head of Al Gore? 1124 00:43:47,881 --> 00:43:51,783 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube... 1125 00:43:51,785 --> 00:43:53,486 which means I curate the content... 1126 00:43:53,488 --> 00:43:56,355 at the Internet's most popular video-sharing site. 1127 00:43:56,357 --> 00:43:58,123 Which means, I don't have time to trifle... 1128 00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:00,759 with every shoeless, mouth-breathing hobo 1129 00:44:00,761 --> 00:44:02,027 that trundles into my office. 1130 00:44:02,029 --> 00:44:03,429 Call security, Maybe. 1131 00:44:03,431 --> 00:44:07,132 Yes. (STAMMERS) But, Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 1132 00:44:07,134 --> 00:44:08,301 Who? 1133 00:44:08,303 --> 00:44:09,935 The man with the undulating jowls. 1134 00:44:09,937 --> 00:44:11,337 So? 1135 00:44:11,339 --> 00:44:13,805 (WHISPERS) His video has 1.3 million hearts. 1136 00:44:13,807 --> 00:44:15,474 (EXCLAIMS) Well! 1137 00:44:15,476 --> 00:44:18,009 (LAUGHS) Why didn't you tell me 1138 00:44:18,011 --> 00:44:19,978 I was in the presence of a genius? 1139 00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:21,414 (SNAPS FINGERS) Grab him a drink. (CHUCKLES) 1140 00:44:21,416 --> 00:44:23,014 Yeah, this lady named Shank... 1141 00:44:23,016 --> 00:44:24,317 she actually made the video. 1142 00:44:24,319 --> 00:44:26,485 She's the one who told us to come see you. 1143 00:44:26,487 --> 00:44:28,820 No wonder your video's so dope. 1144 00:44:28,822 --> 00:44:30,456 Shank is for real cool. 1145 00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:31,823 Right? 1146 00:44:31,825 --> 00:44:33,192 (SCOFFS) She is not. 1147 00:44:33,194 --> 00:44:35,161 I'm the cool one getting all the hearts. 1148 00:44:35,163 --> 00:44:38,164 Well, that's right, you big baby. 1149 00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:39,030 - (YESSS COOING) - (GIGGLES) 1150 00:44:39,032 --> 00:44:40,199 Yeah. 1151 00:44:40,201 --> 00:44:41,367 Um, what'd you say your name was? 1152 00:44:41,369 --> 00:44:43,034 Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph. 1153 00:44:43,036 --> 00:44:46,305 Well, Wreck-It Ralph, you are trending! 1154 00:44:46,307 --> 00:44:50,309 And these are for you. Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts. 1155 00:44:50,311 --> 00:44:51,910 - Hearts, hearts, hearts! - Hearts, hearts, hearts! 1156 00:44:51,912 --> 00:44:53,044 Yes! Hearts! 1157 00:44:53,046 --> 00:44:54,879 (BOTH REPEATING) 1158 00:44:54,881 --> 00:44:56,215 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1159 00:44:56,217 --> 00:44:58,050 Uh, not to buzzkill the lovefest 1160 00:44:58,052 --> 00:44:59,818 you guys got going on here... 1161 00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:01,387 but Shank kinda told us that 1162 00:45:01,389 --> 00:45:04,856 viral videos can make, like, actual money? 1163 00:45:04,858 --> 00:45:06,925 Oh, hearts are money, honey. 1164 00:45:06,927 --> 00:45:09,128 Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 1165 00:45:09,130 --> 00:45:10,496 Ka-ching! 1166 00:45:10,498 --> 00:45:12,331 RALPH: $43,000! 1167 00:45:12,333 --> 00:45:15,301 Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done. 1168 00:45:15,303 --> 00:45:18,237 Oh, no, no, no. (LAUGHING) 1169 00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,206 That's $43. 1170 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:24,243 43? That's not even half of 27,001. 1171 00:45:24,245 --> 00:45:27,546 And we only have eight hours left to save my game. 1172 00:45:27,548 --> 00:45:30,483 Ugh. Well, I hate to say it, but that ain't happening. 1173 00:45:30,485 --> 00:45:32,184 Your video is tapped out. 1174 00:45:32,186 --> 00:45:33,619 But I thought I was trenching? 1175 00:45:33,621 --> 00:45:35,154 Trending. 1176 00:45:35,156 --> 00:45:37,323 You were. But that was 15 seconds ago. 1177 00:45:37,325 --> 00:45:39,292 Now, you're not. (CHUCKLES) 1178 00:45:39,294 --> 00:45:40,494 Thanks for stopping by, though. 1179 00:45:41,562 --> 00:45:43,162 Aw! 1180 00:45:43,164 --> 00:45:44,397 What are we gonna do, kid? 1181 00:45:44,399 --> 00:45:47,333 All right, pal, I have an idea. And hear me out. 1182 00:45:47,335 --> 00:45:50,569 What if we go back to Slaughter Race 1183 00:45:50,571 --> 00:45:51,771 and I ask Shank really... 1184 00:45:51,773 --> 00:45:56,108 No, no, no. We're not going back to that death trap. 1185 00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:58,344 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos... 1186 00:45:58,346 --> 00:46:00,980 of me doing all kinds of them crazy things? 1187 00:46:00,982 --> 00:46:02,615 You mean saturate the market? 1188 00:46:02,617 --> 00:46:05,117 That could get you a lot of hearts fast. 1189 00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:06,352 Have you thought this through at all? 1190 00:46:06,354 --> 00:46:09,155 What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 1191 00:46:09,157 --> 00:46:11,457 I'll just copy whatever's popular. 1192 00:46:11,459 --> 00:46:14,060 Genius. Yo, Maybe, what's trending right now? 1193 00:46:14,062 --> 00:46:16,262 Mmm-hmm. Let's have a lookie-lookie. 1194 00:46:16,264 --> 00:46:18,331 As usual, human suffering is number one... 1195 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:20,032 followed by hot pepper 1196 00:46:20,034 --> 00:46:21,300 - eating challenges... - (SCREAMING) 1197 00:46:21,302 --> 00:46:23,002 - video game walkthroughs... - (GOAT SCREAMING) 1198 00:46:23,004 --> 00:46:24,437 oh, screaming goats are back... 1199 00:46:24,439 --> 00:46:27,540 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials... 1200 00:46:27,542 --> 00:46:30,543 and lastly, ugh, bee puns. 1201 00:46:30,545 --> 00:46:33,081 (BUZZING) Let's "bee" friends. 1202 00:46:33,581 --> 00:46:35,047 (BOTH GROAN) 1203 00:46:35,049 --> 00:46:36,415 Two weeks in a row, guys. 1204 00:46:36,417 --> 00:46:38,417 That's a fortnight of bee puns. 1205 00:46:38,419 --> 00:46:41,253 He won't be doing any bee puns. They're beneath you. 1206 00:46:41,255 --> 00:46:44,023 Oh, I'm doing a bee pun. Oh, yes, I am. 1207 00:46:44,025 --> 00:46:46,992 And I'm eating a hot pepper, and I'm putting on makeup... 1208 00:46:46,994 --> 00:46:48,427 and whatever else it takes! 1209 00:46:48,429 --> 00:46:51,130 Because, kid, we came here to save your game 1210 00:46:51,132 --> 00:46:52,431 and we're gonna do it. 1211 00:46:52,433 --> 00:46:54,300 I love it! Ha! 1212 00:46:54,302 --> 00:46:56,102 That is what the Internet was made for! 1213 00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:57,538 Now, let's get to work. 1214 00:46:58,506 --> 00:47:00,106 (LEE YAWNING) 1215 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,575 Seen it. 1216 00:47:01,577 --> 00:47:03,409 Saw that one. 1217 00:47:03,411 --> 00:47:05,446 Seen it. Seen it. 1218 00:47:06,481 --> 00:47:07,714 - Huh? - (MOUSE CLICKS) 1219 00:47:07,716 --> 00:47:09,984 (RALPH SHOUTING) 1220 00:47:14,255 --> 00:47:15,689 (CHUCKLES) 1221 00:47:15,691 --> 00:47:18,190 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-It Ralph? 1222 00:47:18,192 --> 00:47:19,659 That bad guy from the old video game? 1223 00:47:19,661 --> 00:47:21,695 Yeah, exactly. 1224 00:47:21,697 --> 00:47:22,995 I'm gonna send you a super random video. 1225 00:47:22,997 --> 00:47:24,296 Check it out, dude. 1226 00:47:24,298 --> 00:47:25,738 Yeah, I'll give it a heart. Whatever. 1227 00:47:26,502 --> 00:47:29,505 (RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO) 1228 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,645 Hey, everybody, welcome to Up To the Meme-ent! 1229 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,179 I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 1230 00:47:40,181 --> 00:47:41,681 Nobody knows who's making them, 1231 00:47:41,683 --> 00:47:43,450 but the whole world is going bonkers... 1232 00:47:43,452 --> 00:47:46,152 over a series of truly bizarre videos... 1233 00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:48,555 starring '80s-era bad guy Wreck-It Ralph. 1234 00:47:48,557 --> 00:47:50,490 Check out what everyone is buzzing about... 1235 00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,024 over at BuzzzTube.com. 1236 00:47:52,026 --> 00:47:53,660 Hey, guys, Wreck-It Ralph here... 1237 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:56,262 with the ghost pepper challenge. 1238 00:47:56,264 --> 00:47:57,965 Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that. 1239 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,232 Mmm. That's not so... 1240 00:48:00,234 --> 00:48:02,502 Oh, it's very hot! Oh, make it stop! 1241 00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:04,304 (CHUCKLES) Yo, McNeely, another one just dropped. 1242 00:48:04,306 --> 00:48:05,439 Check it out, dude. 1243 00:48:05,441 --> 00:48:07,407 Where are these things coming from? 1244 00:48:07,409 --> 00:48:08,542 Hey, Josey, 1245 00:48:08,544 --> 00:48:09,643 did you see the pepper challenge? 1246 00:48:09,645 --> 00:48:10,744 JOSEY: Oh, not yet. 1247 00:48:10,746 --> 00:48:13,212 I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 1248 00:48:13,214 --> 00:48:14,581 It's disgusting. 1249 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,048 RALPH: You don't want any real hard lines. 1250 00:48:16,050 --> 00:48:18,485 You just want to blend that out there, like this... 1251 00:48:18,487 --> 00:48:20,387 And that, my friends, 1252 00:48:20,389 --> 00:48:23,223 is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 1253 00:48:23,225 --> 00:48:24,324 - (LAUGHTER) - I always start 1254 00:48:24,326 --> 00:48:27,727 with the hootnanny. Shift it into a floss. 1255 00:48:27,729 --> 00:48:31,096 And now I finish with a hot Marat. Huh? Huh? 1256 00:48:31,098 --> 00:48:32,632 Follow along with me, 1257 00:48:32,634 --> 00:48:36,403 and I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend... 1258 00:48:36,405 --> 00:48:38,171 - in the form of a tree. - (LAUGHTER) 1259 00:48:38,173 --> 00:48:39,475 Everybody needs a friend. 1260 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,609 Look at these guys. 1261 00:48:42,611 --> 00:48:44,578 Look at this one, sleeping under his ear. 1262 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:46,780 You couch potatoes. Wake up. 1263 00:48:46,782 --> 00:48:49,749 We've been baking at about 950 degrees 1264 00:48:49,751 --> 00:48:51,251 now for six hours... 1265 00:48:51,253 --> 00:48:52,752 so she should be ready. 1266 00:48:52,754 --> 00:48:54,120 (COUGHING) 1267 00:48:54,122 --> 00:48:57,123 Voila! Burnt pie! 1268 00:48:57,125 --> 00:48:58,592 Let's have a little whiff of this here. (SNIFFS) 1269 00:48:58,594 --> 00:49:00,462 (SHOUTING) My hair, my hair! My hair! 1270 00:49:01,296 --> 00:49:03,330 This man is on fire. 1271 00:49:03,332 --> 00:49:05,432 Literal and figurative fire. 1272 00:49:05,434 --> 00:49:07,300 But he still needs 200 million hearts 1273 00:49:07,302 --> 00:49:08,735 in the next five hours... 1274 00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:10,737 or this beautiful child loses her game. 1275 00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:13,240 That's why I'm on to phase two... 1276 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,742 you, my elite Pop-Up Army. 1277 00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,844 I need you out there popping up... 1278 00:49:17,846 --> 00:49:20,347 and getting clicks all over the Internet. 1279 00:49:20,349 --> 00:49:23,250 I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable. 1280 00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:24,651 Be my pied pipers and 1281 00:49:24,653 --> 00:49:27,320 lead that beautiful traffic to BuzzzTube... 1282 00:49:27,322 --> 00:49:29,558 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts. 1283 00:49:33,829 --> 00:49:36,162 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you. 1284 00:49:36,164 --> 00:49:37,631 You don't wanna miss this. 1285 00:49:37,633 --> 00:49:38,665 It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video. 1286 00:49:38,667 --> 00:49:40,235 Click it. Click it! 1287 00:49:52,581 --> 00:49:55,615 Man oh Manischewitz, that looks so fun. 1288 00:49:55,617 --> 00:49:56,851 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 1289 00:49:56,853 --> 00:49:59,486 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggressive? 1290 00:49:59,488 --> 00:50:02,322 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? 1291 00:50:02,324 --> 00:50:04,526 Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? 1292 00:50:05,594 --> 00:50:07,694 Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here. 1293 00:50:07,696 --> 00:50:09,296 Thank you! 1294 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:10,430 If you're going, I wanna go. 1295 00:50:10,432 --> 00:50:13,868 No, baby, you've got to stay here and be my movie star. 1296 00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:17,170 What? No, no, no. Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 1297 00:50:17,172 --> 00:50:18,538 Or peanut butter and bacon. 1298 00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:20,340 One cannot exist without the other. 1299 00:50:20,342 --> 00:50:21,608 Go on, kid, tell her. 1300 00:50:21,610 --> 00:50:22,576 It's true. 1301 00:50:22,578 --> 00:50:26,146 In fact, it's so true that we will be fine 1302 00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:28,214 if we're apart for a minute. 1303 00:50:28,216 --> 00:50:30,718 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 1304 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,321 I just wanna get out there and be useful. 1305 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:34,354 But without me? 1306 00:50:34,356 --> 00:50:36,389 What if you get lost? You're just a kid. 1307 00:50:36,391 --> 00:50:38,558 Oh, and you're some mature adult? 1308 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,560 Well, I'm bigger. 1309 00:50:40,562 --> 00:50:42,495 Don't be insecure, big fella. 1310 00:50:42,497 --> 00:50:44,799 She's not gonna get lost. I promise. 1311 00:50:44,801 --> 00:50:47,569 She'll be in my personal web browser. 1312 00:50:48,871 --> 00:50:51,204 And your app comes with BuzzzFace... 1313 00:50:51,206 --> 00:50:53,406 so you can keep in touch anywhere on the Internet. 1314 00:50:53,408 --> 00:50:55,241 See, I'll be fine. 1315 00:50:55,243 --> 00:50:57,145 I know, I just... 1316 00:50:59,381 --> 00:51:00,915 (SIGHS) 1317 00:51:00,917 --> 00:51:03,784 We haven't been apart in like six years. 1318 00:51:03,786 --> 00:51:05,688 I'm going to miss you. 1319 00:51:06,321 --> 00:51:08,589 You'll be fine, too. 1320 00:51:08,591 --> 00:51:10,357 The more hearts your videos get, 1321 00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,325 the faster we'll get the wheel. 1322 00:51:12,327 --> 00:51:13,928 And then we can go home. 1323 00:51:13,930 --> 00:51:15,462 Look, we'll be celebrating 1324 00:51:15,464 --> 00:51:17,698 at Tapper's this time tomorrow, buddy. 1325 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:20,603 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1326 00:51:21,236 --> 00:51:22,870 Bye! 1327 00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:25,706 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy. 1328 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,209 (WHOOSHES) 1329 00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:28,611 (SIGHS) 1330 00:51:29,612 --> 00:51:31,612 So where exactly are you sending her? 1331 00:51:31,614 --> 00:51:33,881 Since candy girl comes from an arcade game... 1332 00:51:33,883 --> 00:51:35,843 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 1333 00:51:37,319 --> 00:51:38,953 Oh, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. 1334 00:51:38,955 --> 00:51:41,589 Those games are dangerous, and they rot your brain. 1335 00:51:41,591 --> 00:51:42,890 Why don't we send her somewhere 1336 00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:45,559 a little more totally different than that... 1337 00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:47,962 and nowhere near there? 1338 00:51:47,964 --> 00:51:51,231 Let's see. Family Friendly Fansites. 1339 00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:53,467 That sounds safe, and she is technically a princess... 1340 00:51:53,469 --> 00:51:55,503 so how about this one here 1341 00:51:55,505 --> 00:51:56,937 with the sweet little pink castle? 1342 00:51:56,939 --> 00:51:58,105 I love it. 1343 00:51:58,107 --> 00:52:02,011 Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up to OhMyDisney.com. 1344 00:52:05,882 --> 00:52:07,782 - (GIRLS CHEERING) - (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1345 00:52:07,784 --> 00:52:10,953 Jeez Louise, this place is bonkers! Whoa! 1346 00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:18,695 To infinity and beyond! 1347 00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:25,499 Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? 1348 00:52:25,501 --> 00:52:26,967 Lame. 1349 00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:29,670 Hey, easy there. 1350 00:52:29,672 --> 00:52:31,874 Oh, I mean, no offense or anything. 1351 00:52:32,809 --> 00:52:34,975 Well, time to get to work. 1352 00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:36,510 ANNOUNCER: And for your final question. 1353 00:52:36,512 --> 00:52:39,580 "My friends would describe me as?" 1354 00:52:39,582 --> 00:52:42,683 "Smart, funny, kind, or brave." 1355 00:52:42,685 --> 00:52:43,686 Um... 1356 00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:46,787 Kind, I guess? 1357 00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:50,825 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is 1358 00:52:50,827 --> 00:52:52,626 Snow White! 1359 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,028 I do believe our friendship 1360 00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:56,030 will be the fairest of them all! 1361 00:52:56,032 --> 00:52:59,366 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-It Ralph. 1362 00:52:59,368 --> 00:53:01,368 Just click here to see his new video. 1363 00:53:01,370 --> 00:53:02,503 (BEEPS) 1364 00:53:02,505 --> 00:53:04,305 Thank you. 1365 00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:06,941 Yeah, um, in Captain America: The First Avenger... 1366 00:53:06,943 --> 00:53:08,843 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, 1367 00:53:08,845 --> 00:53:11,011 the World Tree, Guardian of Wisdom and Fate. 1368 00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:12,880 Are we to believe, sir, 1369 00:53:12,882 --> 00:53:14,484 that you are a descendant of that tree? 1370 00:53:15,451 --> 00:53:17,351 I am Groot. 1371 00:53:17,353 --> 00:53:19,386 Okay, okay. Thank you very much. 1372 00:53:19,388 --> 00:53:21,555 Um, what is Drax really like? 1373 00:53:21,557 --> 00:53:23,058 - I am Groot. - Thank you. 1374 00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:26,393 Yeah. Are you a conifer or a fruit-bearing tree? 1375 00:53:26,395 --> 00:53:27,461 - I... - Excuse me. 1376 00:53:27,463 --> 00:53:28,529 I'll take this one. He is Groot, 1377 00:53:28,531 --> 00:53:29,630 I am Vanellope, 1378 00:53:29,632 --> 00:53:30,952 click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph. 1379 00:53:32,368 --> 00:53:35,536 Eh, this is almost too easy. 1380 00:53:35,538 --> 00:53:36,937 STORMTROOPER 1: Hey, do you have a permit for that pop-up? 1381 00:53:36,939 --> 00:53:38,372 Uh... 1382 00:53:38,374 --> 00:53:40,875 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 1383 00:53:40,877 --> 00:53:42,743 - Boop! - (SCREAMS) 1384 00:53:42,745 --> 00:53:44,105 STORMTROOPER 2: She's getting away. 1385 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:46,547 (ANNOUNCER CHATTERING) 1386 00:53:46,549 --> 00:53:47,550 STORMTROOPER 3: This way. 1387 00:53:47,985 --> 00:53:49,117 Ooh! 1388 00:53:49,119 --> 00:53:50,319 Sorry, mister! 1389 00:53:53,689 --> 00:53:56,892 Hey, can't you read? Cast members only! 1390 00:53:56,894 --> 00:53:58,894 (VANELLOPE PANTING, EXCLAIMS) 1391 00:53:58,896 --> 00:54:00,361 STORMTROOPER 2: I think she went down this way. Come on. 1392 00:54:00,363 --> 00:54:01,695 STORMTROOPER 3: Roger that. 1393 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:02,830 STORMTROOPER 3: Did you see a kid come through here? 1394 00:54:02,832 --> 00:54:05,566 She came running through here like a headless hen. 1395 00:54:05,568 --> 00:54:07,701 (STRAINING) 1396 00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:08,602 STORMTROOPER 3: Any sign of her? 1397 00:54:08,604 --> 00:54:10,604 STORMTROOPER 2: No, maybe she went down 1398 00:54:10,606 --> 00:54:11,907 to the Air Bud pavilion. 1399 00:54:11,909 --> 00:54:13,629 STORMTROOPER 3: Come on. Let's check it out. 1400 00:54:15,545 --> 00:54:17,711 (PRINCESSES CHATTERING) 1401 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,446 (PRINCESS HUMMING) 1402 00:54:19,448 --> 00:54:20,781 (PRINCESSES GASPING) 1403 00:54:20,783 --> 00:54:21,917 Uh, hi! 1404 00:54:21,919 --> 00:54:24,554 (PRINCESSES GRUNTING, SHOUTING) 1405 00:54:25,823 --> 00:54:27,789 Whoa, whoa. Ladies, I can explain. 1406 00:54:27,791 --> 00:54:30,759 See, I'm a princess, too. 1407 00:54:30,761 --> 00:54:32,593 - Wait, what? - VANELLOPE: Yeah. 1408 00:54:32,595 --> 00:54:34,628 Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz... 1409 00:54:34,630 --> 00:54:37,565 of the, uh, Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes. 1410 00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:38,867 I'm sure you've heard of us. 1411 00:54:38,869 --> 00:54:41,069 It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 1412 00:54:41,071 --> 00:54:41,970 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1413 00:54:41,972 --> 00:54:44,538 Huh. What kind of a princess are you? 1414 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:45,707 What kind? 1415 00:54:45,709 --> 00:54:47,541 - Do you have magic hair? - No. 1416 00:54:47,543 --> 00:54:49,144 - Magic hands? - No. 1417 00:54:49,146 --> 00:54:51,412 - Do animals talk to you? - No. 1418 00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:52,546 - Were you poisoned? - No! 1419 00:54:52,548 --> 00:54:53,815 - BOTH: Cursed? - No! 1420 00:54:53,817 --> 00:54:55,516 - BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved? - No! 1421 00:54:55,518 --> 00:54:57,118 Are you guys okay? Should I call the police? 1422 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,653 Then I have to assume you made a deal 1423 00:54:58,655 --> 00:55:00,055 with an underwater sea witch... 1424 00:55:00,057 --> 00:55:00,956 where she took your voice 1425 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:03,457 in exchange for a pair of human legs? 1426 00:55:03,459 --> 00:55:05,827 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 1427 00:55:05,829 --> 00:55:07,428 (SING-SONG) Have you ever had True Love's Kiss? 1428 00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:08,697 Ew! Barf! 1429 00:55:08,699 --> 00:55:09,831 Do you have daddy issues? 1430 00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,099 I don't even have a mom. 1431 00:55:11,101 --> 00:55:12,901 PRINCESSES: Neither do we! 1432 00:55:12,903 --> 00:55:15,436 And now for the million-dollar question. 1433 00:55:15,438 --> 00:55:17,939 Do people assume all your problems got solved 1434 00:55:17,941 --> 00:55:19,841 because a big strong man showed up? 1435 00:55:19,843 --> 00:55:21,977 Yes! What is up with that? 1436 00:55:21,979 --> 00:55:23,578 ALL: She is a princess! 1437 00:55:23,580 --> 00:55:24,980 (VOCALIZING) 1438 00:55:24,982 --> 00:55:26,681 Who made your gown? 1439 00:55:26,683 --> 00:55:28,515 I've never seen anything quite like it. 1440 00:55:28,517 --> 00:55:29,818 Oh, this old thing? 1441 00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:31,686 Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own. 1442 00:55:31,688 --> 00:55:32,787 - As would I. - MOANA: Me too! 1443 00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:34,589 - ELSA: So cool. - Best outfit ever! 1444 00:55:34,591 --> 00:55:35,757 Ooh! I want one, too, you guys! 1445 00:55:35,759 --> 00:55:37,160 I'll get my mice on this. 1446 00:55:39,129 --> 00:55:40,195 (SIGHS) 1447 00:55:40,197 --> 00:55:42,664 So this is love. 1448 00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:47,035 All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy! 1449 00:55:47,037 --> 00:55:49,004 - (PRINCESSES CHEERING) - RAPUNZEL: Yay, Vanellope! 1450 00:55:49,006 --> 00:55:51,806 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world... 1451 00:55:51,808 --> 00:55:53,975 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 1452 00:55:53,977 --> 00:55:55,477 what's it called again? 1453 00:55:55,479 --> 00:55:57,913 Oh, yeah. Shirt. 1454 00:55:57,915 --> 00:56:01,816 ♪ I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt... ♪ 1455 00:56:01,818 --> 00:56:04,519 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait! What's going on? 1456 00:56:04,521 --> 00:56:06,021 Uh, she's singing. 1457 00:56:06,023 --> 00:56:09,190 Yeah, but there was like music and a spotlight. 1458 00:56:09,192 --> 00:56:11,026 Wait, you all saw it too, right? 1459 00:56:11,028 --> 00:56:12,227 That's what happens 1460 00:56:12,229 --> 00:56:14,529 when a princess sings about her dreams. 1461 00:56:14,531 --> 00:56:17,832 Oh, that's never happened to me. I mean, not even once. 1462 00:56:17,834 --> 00:56:19,734 Why don't you give it a try? 1463 00:56:19,736 --> 00:56:22,704 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 1464 00:56:22,706 --> 00:56:24,172 Okay. Uh, sure. 1465 00:56:24,174 --> 00:56:25,909 Huh. I could do that. Um, let's see. 1466 00:56:26,276 --> 00:56:28,076 (CLEARS THROAT) 1467 00:56:28,078 --> 00:56:32,714 ♪ Oh, steering wheel Oh, steering wheel 1468 00:56:32,716 --> 00:56:36,151 ♪ Oh, yes I want a steering wheel ♪ 1469 00:56:36,153 --> 00:56:38,488 (SCATTING) 1470 00:56:39,690 --> 00:56:41,523 Well, there is a lot to unpack here. 1471 00:56:41,525 --> 00:56:42,857 AURORA: Mmm-hmm. 1472 00:56:42,859 --> 00:56:45,193 So, this steering wheel you sing of, 1473 00:56:45,195 --> 00:56:46,795 that's a metaphor? 1474 00:56:46,797 --> 00:56:48,997 Oh, no, no, no, it's not a metaphor. I just... 1475 00:56:48,999 --> 00:56:51,599 I literally want a steering wheel. 1476 00:56:51,601 --> 00:56:53,802 I think the issue is I was a little pitchy. 1477 00:56:53,804 --> 00:56:55,237 Maybe a little. 1478 00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:58,640 But sometimes your song can't start... 1479 00:56:58,642 --> 00:57:00,777 until you go someplace to reflect. 1480 00:57:01,778 --> 00:57:03,245 What works for some of us... 1481 00:57:03,247 --> 00:57:06,850 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 1482 00:57:07,551 --> 00:57:08,883 What? 1483 00:57:08,885 --> 00:57:11,220 Oh, yes, I like to stare at a wishing well! 1484 00:57:11,222 --> 00:57:12,620 I stare at the ocean. 1485 00:57:12,622 --> 00:57:13,788 Horse trough. 1486 00:57:13,790 --> 00:57:14,923 Soap bubbles! 1487 00:57:14,925 --> 00:57:17,627 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water... 1488 00:57:18,296 --> 00:57:20,096 Uh, important water. 1489 00:57:20,098 --> 00:57:22,931 Right. Of course. "Important water." 1490 00:57:22,933 --> 00:57:25,267 I stare at the important water... 1491 00:57:25,269 --> 00:57:28,603 and somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream? 1492 00:57:28,605 --> 00:57:29,671 - RAPUNZEL: For sure. - TIANA: Mmm-hmm. 1493 00:57:29,673 --> 00:57:32,274 Uh, yeah, I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 1494 00:57:32,276 --> 00:57:33,808 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 1495 00:57:33,810 --> 00:57:35,677 C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. 1496 00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:38,280 Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet 1497 00:57:38,282 --> 00:57:39,981 starts in five minutes. 1498 00:57:39,983 --> 00:57:42,284 - (PRINCESSES GROAN) - JASMINE: Okay, thank you. 1499 00:57:42,286 --> 00:57:45,321 Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 1500 00:57:45,323 --> 00:57:47,589 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 1501 00:57:47,591 --> 00:57:49,724 And best of luck finding your song. 1502 00:57:49,726 --> 00:57:52,263 (SPEAKING SCOTTISH ENGLISH) 1503 00:57:56,267 --> 00:57:58,000 Uh-huh. 1504 00:57:58,002 --> 00:57:59,301 (WHISPERING) What did she just say? 1505 00:57:59,303 --> 00:58:01,237 We don't know. We can't understand her. 1506 00:58:01,239 --> 00:58:02,938 She's from the other studio. 1507 00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:04,672 Ah. 1508 00:58:04,674 --> 00:58:06,875 RALPH: Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here... 1509 00:58:06,877 --> 00:58:09,611 with a little box I'm gonna open. 1510 00:58:09,613 --> 00:58:11,080 Let's see what we got here. 1511 00:58:11,082 --> 00:58:14,383 A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set." Huh. 1512 00:58:14,385 --> 00:58:15,885 Got a little heft to it. 1513 00:58:15,887 --> 00:58:17,685 Something wobbling around in there. 1514 00:58:17,687 --> 00:58:19,155 Wonder if we got the kitty or the bunny. 1515 00:58:19,157 --> 00:58:20,289 Let's open it up. 1516 00:58:20,291 --> 00:58:21,957 - (BUZZING) - (RALPH SCREAMING) 1517 00:58:21,959 --> 00:58:24,726 (ANNOUNCER READING) 1518 00:58:24,728 --> 00:58:26,028 Man, who would've guessed a bee pun 1519 00:58:26,030 --> 00:58:28,297 would be the thing to put us over the top? 1520 00:58:28,299 --> 00:58:30,099 Huh. That's the Internet for you. 1521 00:58:30,101 --> 00:58:33,102 All right, it is uploading. 1522 00:58:33,104 --> 00:58:34,336 Hey, mister! 1523 00:58:34,338 --> 00:58:35,703 (GASPS) Oh. Hi, eboy. 1524 00:58:35,705 --> 00:58:36,972 Just here to let you know 1525 00:58:36,974 --> 00:58:39,707 your bid does expire in 30 minutes. 1526 00:58:39,709 --> 00:58:41,777 (SIGHS) Thanks, little eboy. 1527 00:58:41,779 --> 00:58:42,780 You got it, chairman. 1528 00:58:43,381 --> 00:58:44,712 You hear that, Yesss? 1529 00:58:44,714 --> 00:58:46,182 We don't have a lot of time left. 1530 00:58:46,184 --> 00:58:47,349 - Okay. We just gotta... - (COMPUTER BUZZES) 1531 00:58:47,351 --> 00:58:49,684 No, no, no. 1532 00:58:49,686 --> 00:58:51,387 No! Not you! 1533 00:58:51,389 --> 00:58:53,055 What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? 1534 00:58:53,057 --> 00:58:54,223 What does that mean? 1535 00:58:54,225 --> 00:58:55,825 (GROANS) The file's not loading. 1536 00:58:55,827 --> 00:58:57,760 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it. 1537 00:58:57,762 --> 00:59:00,662 - Hmm. - You don't have enough hearts. 1538 00:59:00,664 --> 00:59:02,031 Ralph, where are you going? 1539 00:59:02,033 --> 00:59:03,873 I'm going down to the floor to get some hearts. 1540 00:59:04,135 --> 00:59:05,201 Ah! Genius! Good thinking. 1541 00:59:05,203 --> 00:59:07,870 Now, someone get me tech support in here, stat! 1542 00:59:07,872 --> 00:59:10,741 - (PANTING) - (RALPH SHOUTING ON VIDEO) 1543 00:59:11,342 --> 00:59:13,242 RALPH: Only one person. 1544 00:59:13,244 --> 00:59:14,743 Hey, guys, come and check out my video, 1545 00:59:14,745 --> 00:59:15,678 you're gonna love it. 1546 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:18,714 Right, right over here. Yep, here we go. 1547 00:59:18,716 --> 00:59:20,349 What are you... You guys! 1548 00:59:20,351 --> 00:59:22,251 Aw. A cat? 1549 00:59:22,253 --> 00:59:26,157 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 1550 00:59:27,091 --> 00:59:28,224 Aw. 1551 00:59:28,226 --> 00:59:29,358 What? 1552 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,327 Give me that hose, partner. 1553 00:59:31,329 --> 00:59:34,797 You know you love me, give me those hearts. There we go. 1554 00:59:34,799 --> 00:59:37,399 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart. 1555 00:59:37,401 --> 00:59:40,037 That's it. Let's see who's in here. 1556 00:59:40,738 --> 00:59:41,739 Hello? 1557 00:59:43,007 --> 00:59:44,242 Anybody in here? 1558 00:59:47,111 --> 00:59:49,046 What the heck is this place? 1559 00:59:50,781 --> 00:59:52,316 Some kind of libary? 1560 00:59:53,951 --> 00:59:56,051 "Wreck-It Ralph is back." 1561 00:59:56,053 --> 00:59:58,754 Hey, they're talking about me. 1562 00:59:58,756 --> 01:00:01,824 Gee whiz, the Internet is so positive. 1563 01:00:01,826 --> 01:00:04,360 "Fix-It Felix, Jr. was my favorite game." 1564 01:00:04,362 --> 01:00:06,128 Hmm. Mine, too. 1565 01:00:06,130 --> 01:00:08,166 "Ralph's videos stink." 1566 01:00:08,966 --> 01:00:10,099 What? 1567 01:00:10,101 --> 01:00:12,134 "So stupid." 1568 01:00:12,136 --> 01:00:14,272 "Ralph is the worst." 1569 01:00:15,373 --> 01:00:17,175 "I hate him." 1570 01:00:17,975 --> 01:00:20,778 "He's so fat and ugly." 1571 01:00:23,014 --> 01:00:27,352 "Just a worthless bum, alone on a pile of bricks." 1572 01:00:34,459 --> 01:00:37,226 YESSS: Yo, Ralph, you in here, dude? 1573 01:00:37,228 --> 01:00:38,829 Hey, I got to show you... 1574 01:00:40,097 --> 01:00:41,132 Oh. 1575 01:00:42,033 --> 01:00:44,133 First rule of the Internet... 1576 01:00:44,135 --> 01:00:47,036 do not read the comments. 1577 01:00:47,038 --> 01:00:48,273 I should have told you that. 1578 01:00:49,408 --> 01:00:50,540 Look. 1579 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:53,842 This place can bring out the worst in some people... 1580 01:00:53,844 --> 01:00:55,445 but you gotta ignore all this. 1581 01:00:55,447 --> 01:00:58,847 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 1582 01:00:58,849 --> 01:01:00,849 I don't care. It's fine. 1583 01:01:00,851 --> 01:01:02,452 (SNIFFLES) 1584 01:01:02,454 --> 01:01:05,324 People hated me my whole life for being the bad guy. 1585 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:08,057 It's just a good reminder 1586 01:01:08,059 --> 01:01:09,426 that this is the only heart 1587 01:01:09,428 --> 01:01:10,428 that really matters. 1588 01:01:11,128 --> 01:01:12,861 Vanellope gave me this... 1589 01:01:12,863 --> 01:01:14,297 and as long as she likes me... 1590 01:01:14,299 --> 01:01:16,132 I don't need anybody else. 1591 01:01:16,134 --> 01:01:17,800 And I sure don't need the Internet. 1592 01:01:17,802 --> 01:01:19,269 Hold on. (CHUCKLES) 1593 01:01:19,271 --> 01:01:21,304 It's not all bad. 1594 01:01:21,306 --> 01:01:23,306 The Internet can also be a place... 1595 01:01:23,308 --> 01:01:25,808 where you find a steering wheel at one website... 1596 01:01:25,810 --> 01:01:29,145 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 1597 01:01:29,147 --> 01:01:31,281 Congratulations, Ralph. You did it. 1598 01:01:31,283 --> 01:01:32,549 Wait, really? 1599 01:01:32,551 --> 01:01:34,917 Yes, check your Buzzzy account. 1600 01:01:34,919 --> 01:01:37,886 You needed 27K, you got over 30 grand! 1601 01:01:37,888 --> 01:01:39,122 Oh, my gosh! 1602 01:01:39,124 --> 01:01:40,557 This is great! 1603 01:01:40,559 --> 01:01:42,492 Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't have done it without you! 1604 01:01:42,494 --> 01:01:43,892 That's really true. 1605 01:01:43,894 --> 01:01:45,328 Hey, eboy? 1606 01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:46,895 What do you need, ace? 1607 01:01:46,897 --> 01:01:48,465 Can you give me a ride? 1608 01:01:48,467 --> 01:01:50,535 Let's hop along, Cassidy. 1609 01:01:51,902 --> 01:01:54,273 Come on, song, come on. 1610 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:56,841 I'm reflecting. 1611 01:01:57,476 --> 01:01:58,841 What is it that I want? 1612 01:01:58,843 --> 01:02:00,210 What is my quest? 1613 01:02:00,212 --> 01:02:02,180 (IN SING-SONG VOICE) What is my dream? 1614 01:02:03,348 --> 01:02:04,414 (GROANS) 1615 01:02:04,416 --> 01:02:06,849 Well, ladies, I tried. 1616 01:02:06,851 --> 01:02:09,319 No song for this princess, I guess. 1617 01:02:09,321 --> 01:02:11,256 - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) - Ooh! Huh. 1618 01:02:12,890 --> 01:02:14,857 How does this thing work? 1619 01:02:14,859 --> 01:02:16,259 - (GASPS) - Hey, kid, can you see me? 1620 01:02:16,261 --> 01:02:18,161 Yeah! Yeah, you're right there. 1621 01:02:18,163 --> 01:02:20,263 We did it! We got the money! 1622 01:02:20,265 --> 01:02:22,599 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1623 01:02:22,601 --> 01:02:25,101 I'm on my way to ebay right now with the eboy. 1624 01:02:25,103 --> 01:02:26,369 We're almost there, champ. 1625 01:02:26,371 --> 01:02:27,504 Good work, eboy. 1626 01:02:27,506 --> 01:02:29,939 Hey, meet me out in front of ebay in five minutes, okay? 1627 01:02:29,941 --> 01:02:31,508 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1628 01:02:31,510 --> 01:02:33,376 We're going home, kid! 1629 01:02:33,378 --> 01:02:35,545 Our lives can finally get back to normal. 1630 01:02:35,547 --> 01:02:36,547 Whoo-hoo! 1631 01:02:38,950 --> 01:02:42,118 Wow, I can't believe it. I get to go home. 1632 01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,520 So, I guess that's it. 1633 01:02:43,522 --> 01:02:46,591 I guess I just wanted a... a steering wheel. 1634 01:02:47,526 --> 01:02:49,959 And now, I got it, so... 1635 01:02:49,961 --> 01:02:51,263 whoo-hoo. (SIGHS) 1636 01:02:54,633 --> 01:02:55,633 (GASPS) 1637 01:02:56,301 --> 01:02:57,534 Slaughter Race? 1638 01:02:57,536 --> 01:02:59,237 (HELICOPTER HOVERING) 1639 01:03:05,110 --> 01:03:09,245 ♪ What can it be that calls me to this place today? 1640 01:03:09,247 --> 01:03:11,948 ♪ This lawless car ballet? 1641 01:03:11,950 --> 01:03:15,452 ♪ What can it be? 1642 01:03:15,454 --> 01:03:19,556 ♪ Am I a baby pigeon sprouting wings to soar? 1643 01:03:19,558 --> 01:03:21,291 ♪ Was that a metaphor? 1644 01:03:21,293 --> 01:03:24,494 ♪ Hey, there's a dollar store 1645 01:03:24,496 --> 01:03:28,131 ♪ Look! I'm rhyming 1646 01:03:28,133 --> 01:03:32,435 ♪ My spirits climbing 1647 01:03:32,437 --> 01:03:36,141 ♪ As I'm called through this fog of mace 1648 01:03:37,142 --> 01:03:40,644 ♪ To this place called 1649 01:03:40,646 --> 01:03:44,316 ♪ Slaughter Race 1650 01:03:46,084 --> 01:03:47,450 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1651 01:03:47,452 --> 01:03:49,319 ♪ Welcome back Watch your head 1652 01:03:49,321 --> 01:03:51,221 ♪ Hate to see you end up dead 1653 01:03:51,223 --> 01:03:52,723 ♪ Let's get this party rollin' 1654 01:03:52,725 --> 01:03:54,491 ♪ Is that appliance stolen? 1655 01:03:54,493 --> 01:03:55,992 - ♪ We have - ♪ Fallen wires 1656 01:03:55,994 --> 01:03:57,160 - ♪ Dumpster fires - ♪ Creepy clowns 1657 01:03:57,162 --> 01:03:58,461 ♪ And burning tires 1658 01:03:58,463 --> 01:04:00,163 ♪ That great white in the sewer 1659 01:04:00,165 --> 01:04:01,364 ♪ You'll be happy that you knew her 1660 01:04:01,366 --> 01:04:02,465 ♪ Fin bump! 1661 01:04:02,467 --> 01:04:04,200 ♪ Dogs and cats They sure taste great 1662 01:04:04,202 --> 01:04:06,136 ♪ With a side of license plate 1663 01:04:06,138 --> 01:04:07,471 ♪ Some find us deplorable 1664 01:04:07,473 --> 01:04:09,673 ♪ Well, I think you're adorable 1665 01:04:09,675 --> 01:04:13,176 ♪ We may be a motley crew But our hearts ring true 1666 01:04:13,178 --> 01:04:16,045 ♪ And just for you A face tattoo 1667 01:04:16,047 --> 01:04:19,184 (INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1668 01:04:31,664 --> 01:04:35,368 CHORUS: ♪ Slaughter Race 1669 01:04:37,403 --> 01:04:41,070 ♪ My heart's in flight And wow, it's a blast 1670 01:04:41,072 --> 01:04:44,240 ♪ Feels like my dreams are real at last 1671 01:04:44,242 --> 01:04:48,379 ♪ No trace of a frown upon your face 1672 01:04:48,381 --> 01:04:50,046 VANELLOPE: ♪ Flying so fast 1673 01:04:50,048 --> 01:04:51,649 SHANK: ♪ Setting the pace 1674 01:04:51,651 --> 01:04:55,586 - ♪ Living the life - ♪ Loving the chase 1675 01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:58,556 - ♪ Now is the time - ♪ Here is the place 1676 01:04:58,558 --> 01:05:02,495 ♪ This Slaughter Race! 1677 01:05:12,772 --> 01:05:16,340 ♪ I know I should go 1678 01:05:16,342 --> 01:05:20,411 ♪ But home feels so slow 1679 01:05:20,413 --> 01:05:26,584 ♪ These roads are paved with dreams 1680 01:05:26,586 --> 01:05:29,020 (ECHOING) ♪ Happy dreams Not creepy clown dreams 1681 01:05:30,523 --> 01:05:34,090 ♪ What would Ralph say 1682 01:05:34,092 --> 01:05:38,229 ♪ If it turns out I stay? 1683 01:05:38,231 --> 01:05:41,832 ♪ In this place called 1684 01:05:41,834 --> 01:05:47,538 ♪ Slaughter 1685 01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:52,578 ♪ Race 1686 01:05:58,217 --> 01:06:02,286 ♪ In this place called 1687 01:06:02,288 --> 01:06:05,791 ♪ Slaughter 1688 01:06:06,859 --> 01:06:11,063 ♪ Race 1689 01:06:18,504 --> 01:06:19,770 ANNOUNCER ON PA: That old, tired laptop 1690 01:06:19,772 --> 01:06:22,506 moving at a sloth speed? Bid on a new one today! 1691 01:06:22,508 --> 01:06:24,341 SPAMLEY: Do you wanna get rich playing video games? 1692 01:06:24,343 --> 01:06:25,576 Click here to... 1693 01:06:25,578 --> 01:06:27,778 Oh. Ralph. Ralph! Hey, there. 1694 01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:28,846 Oh, hey, Spamley. 1695 01:06:28,848 --> 01:06:30,180 What's the good word, brother? 1696 01:06:30,182 --> 01:06:32,616 Well, the good word is I just paid for the steering wheel... 1697 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:34,151 and we are going home. 1698 01:06:34,153 --> 01:06:35,252 Congratulations. 1699 01:06:35,254 --> 01:06:36,520 Thanks. 1700 01:06:36,522 --> 01:06:38,656 Hey, have you seen Vanellope anywhere? 1701 01:06:38,658 --> 01:06:40,758 Oh, uh, your little chum? Uh, no, no, I haven't. 1702 01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,793 Hope she's not lost. 1703 01:06:42,795 --> 01:06:44,730 Let me try to reach her on this doohickey. 1704 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:48,835 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 1705 01:06:52,806 --> 01:06:55,406 (INAUDIBLE) 1706 01:06:55,408 --> 01:06:57,308 See over there? Over that mountain? 1707 01:06:57,310 --> 01:06:59,543 - VANELLOPE: Yeah. - That's the Sequoia Speedway. 1708 01:06:59,545 --> 01:07:01,178 It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1709 01:07:01,180 --> 01:07:03,180 Hey, what are you doing in that awful game with her? 1710 01:07:03,182 --> 01:07:04,715 I think the track will end... 1711 01:07:04,717 --> 01:07:07,318 right over there. Yo, it's gonna be so tight. 1712 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,353 - VANELLOPE: Oh, I love it. - (INAUDIBLE) 1713 01:07:09,355 --> 01:07:10,654 Hey, can I tell you something 1714 01:07:10,656 --> 01:07:12,891 that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1715 01:07:12,893 --> 01:07:14,325 SHANK: Of course. 1716 01:07:14,327 --> 01:07:15,860 VANELLOPE: I know it sounds crazy... 1717 01:07:15,862 --> 01:07:19,365 but the second I walked into this game, it felt... 1718 01:07:20,232 --> 01:07:22,433 Well, it felt like home. 1719 01:07:22,435 --> 01:07:24,803 I mean, more than Sugar Rush ever did. 1720 01:07:24,805 --> 01:07:26,805 Oh, yeah? How so? 1721 01:07:26,807 --> 01:07:28,639 'Cause it's like my dream. 1722 01:07:28,641 --> 01:07:30,842 It's full of weirdos... 1723 01:07:30,844 --> 01:07:34,211 and the racing is super dangerous... 1724 01:07:34,213 --> 01:07:36,549 and you never know what's gonna happen next. 1725 01:07:37,416 --> 01:07:38,717 I mean, back home, 1726 01:07:38,719 --> 01:07:41,185 I know exactly what's gonna happen next... 1727 01:07:41,187 --> 01:07:44,190 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1728 01:07:46,359 --> 01:07:47,493 Hmm. 1729 01:07:49,730 --> 01:07:53,230 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1730 01:07:53,232 --> 01:07:54,899 There is no law 1731 01:07:54,901 --> 01:07:58,335 saying best friends have to have the same dreams. 1732 01:07:58,337 --> 01:07:59,338 You know? 1733 01:07:59,773 --> 01:08:00,905 Whoa. 1734 01:08:00,907 --> 01:08:02,574 Yeah. 1735 01:08:02,576 --> 01:08:05,944 You are a very wise person, Shank. 1736 01:08:05,946 --> 01:08:08,345 And a good friend, too. 1737 01:08:08,347 --> 01:08:09,714 Thank you. 1738 01:08:09,716 --> 01:08:11,883 Around here, peeps like to say, "Shank you." 1739 01:08:11,885 --> 01:08:13,585 (CHUCKLES) 1740 01:08:13,587 --> 01:08:15,520 You know, after you go home 1741 01:08:15,522 --> 01:08:17,421 and your life gets back to normal... 1742 01:08:17,423 --> 01:08:19,390 you are always welcome here. 1743 01:08:19,392 --> 01:08:22,393 But that's the thing, I want this to be my normal. 1744 01:08:22,395 --> 01:08:24,464 I want this to be my life. 1745 01:08:25,297 --> 01:08:26,667 I can't go home now. 1746 01:08:28,702 --> 01:08:29,936 I just can't. 1747 01:08:32,939 --> 01:08:34,273 (BEEPS) 1748 01:08:38,277 --> 01:08:39,278 Wow. 1749 01:08:40,312 --> 01:08:41,413 You know, where I come from, 1750 01:08:41,415 --> 01:08:43,715 that's called a kick in the face. 1751 01:08:43,717 --> 01:08:45,650 I can't believe it. 1752 01:08:45,652 --> 01:08:48,620 A straight-up donkey kick to the teeth. 1753 01:08:48,622 --> 01:08:50,624 She's supposed to be my best friend. 1754 01:08:51,290 --> 01:08:52,693 No, this can't be right. 1755 01:08:53,994 --> 01:08:55,827 No, she's been brainwashed. 1756 01:08:55,829 --> 01:08:57,328 That's what this is. 1757 01:08:57,330 --> 01:08:58,363 Because the Vanellope I know 1758 01:08:58,365 --> 01:08:59,798 would never abandon me like that. 1759 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,566 I gotta get her out of there now. 1760 01:09:01,568 --> 01:09:03,835 Hey, easy now, tiger. 1761 01:09:03,837 --> 01:09:04,969 I admire the impulse... 1762 01:09:04,971 --> 01:09:07,505 but you charge in there like some white knight... 1763 01:09:07,507 --> 01:09:09,007 she's liable to hold it against you. 1764 01:09:09,009 --> 01:09:11,443 So what? I'm supposed to just let her stay in a game 1765 01:09:11,445 --> 01:09:12,577 that's obviously bad for her? 1766 01:09:12,579 --> 01:09:13,778 Of course not. 1767 01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:15,714 Then how do I make her leave? 1768 01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:18,817 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1769 01:09:18,819 --> 01:09:22,687 Unless you know how I can make the game boring or... 1770 01:09:22,689 --> 01:09:26,491 Wait. You know about viruses and stuff, right, Spamley? 1771 01:09:26,493 --> 01:09:28,460 - Who's asking? - Whoa. 1772 01:09:28,462 --> 01:09:29,794 Back home, me and the kid 1773 01:09:29,796 --> 01:09:32,397 used to goof off in this game called Tron. 1774 01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:34,966 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow... 1775 01:09:34,968 --> 01:09:36,968 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out in there. 1776 01:09:36,970 --> 01:09:38,636 So, is there a way 1777 01:09:38,638 --> 01:09:40,805 to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1778 01:09:40,807 --> 01:09:41,842 Oh, there's ways. 1779 01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:44,310 Follow me. 1780 01:09:49,049 --> 01:09:50,648 I got mothers' maiden names... 1781 01:09:50,650 --> 01:09:52,984 social security numbers, PIN numbers... 1782 01:09:52,986 --> 01:09:54,419 SPAMLEY: Now, this area down here 1783 01:09:54,421 --> 01:09:55,987 is what's called the Darknet. 1784 01:09:55,989 --> 01:09:57,856 A lot of shady characters hang out down here... 1785 01:09:57,858 --> 01:10:00,024 so try to keep a low profile. Gord! 1786 01:10:00,026 --> 01:10:01,826 - (YELPS) - Oh, there you are. 1787 01:10:01,828 --> 01:10:04,362 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making. 1788 01:10:04,364 --> 01:10:06,364 But his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see... 1789 01:10:06,366 --> 01:10:09,336 Double Dan, this dude is a virus-making machine. 1790 01:10:10,504 --> 01:10:11,536 Oh, oh, here we go. 1791 01:10:11,538 --> 01:10:13,571 Are you sure this is safe? 1792 01:10:13,573 --> 01:10:15,406 (CHUCKLES) Is it safe? Of course it is. 1793 01:10:15,408 --> 01:10:18,376 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1794 01:10:18,378 --> 01:10:19,880 Oh, he has a little brother? 1795 01:10:23,650 --> 01:10:25,483 Double Dan! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1796 01:10:25,485 --> 01:10:26,885 Long time no see. 1797 01:10:26,887 --> 01:10:28,386 Who are you? 1798 01:10:28,388 --> 01:10:29,788 (STAMMERS) JP Spamley. 1799 01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:31,790 Uh, we met one time over at Friendster... 1800 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:35,426 which tells you it had to be a long time ago. 1801 01:10:35,428 --> 01:10:36,896 - Oye. What are you looking at? - Nothing. 1802 01:10:36,898 --> 01:10:37,997 Are you looking at my brother? 1803 01:10:37,999 --> 01:10:39,064 - No, sir. - Don't you look 1804 01:10:39,066 --> 01:10:40,032 at my little brother. 1805 01:10:40,034 --> 01:10:42,367 - Oh, no, I wasn't. - He's very self-conscious! 1806 01:10:42,369 --> 01:10:43,535 (GROANS) 1807 01:10:43,537 --> 01:10:44,838 - (GROWLS) - (GASPS) 1808 01:10:45,405 --> 01:10:46,671 You? 1809 01:10:46,673 --> 01:10:48,540 What are you doing here? 1810 01:10:48,542 --> 01:10:49,774 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 1811 01:10:49,776 --> 01:10:52,011 The reason I came to your neck of the face... 1812 01:10:52,013 --> 01:10:54,813 I mean, there's a face in your neck. I mean, woods. 1813 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:57,149 Neck of the woods. The reason I'm here is 'cause I... 1814 01:10:57,151 --> 01:10:59,617 Well, I heard a little tumor, rumor... 1815 01:10:59,619 --> 01:11:01,053 I heard a rumor that you could, well, 1816 01:11:01,055 --> 01:11:03,454 give me a harmless virus kind of thing... 1817 01:11:03,456 --> 01:11:04,422 that might be able to 1818 01:11:04,424 --> 01:11:06,424 slow down the Slaughter Ra game? 1819 01:11:06,426 --> 01:11:08,160 Oh, yeah. 1820 01:11:08,162 --> 01:11:10,996 My cousin Gordon told me that you wanted to crash it. 1821 01:11:10,998 --> 01:11:12,097 Crash it? No! 1822 01:11:12,099 --> 01:11:13,966 No, no, no. 1823 01:11:13,968 --> 01:11:15,567 (STAMMERS) I don't want anyone getting hurt. 1824 01:11:15,569 --> 01:11:16,701 DOUBLE DAN: Hmm. 1825 01:11:16,703 --> 01:11:18,771 If there's a way to just, uh... 1826 01:11:18,773 --> 01:11:19,738 I don't know... 1827 01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:22,074 just make the cars go slow or something... 1828 01:11:22,076 --> 01:11:24,676 so the game is boring... 1829 01:11:24,678 --> 01:11:26,812 and my friend comes back home to me. 1830 01:11:26,814 --> 01:11:30,716 Allow me to introduce you to Arthur. 1831 01:11:30,718 --> 01:11:32,084 - (GROWLING) - (BOTH YELPING) 1832 01:11:32,086 --> 01:11:34,119 Easy there, boy. (LAUGHS) 1833 01:11:34,121 --> 01:11:35,955 He's keen. 1834 01:11:35,957 --> 01:11:39,792 Arthur's what I call an insecurity virus. 1835 01:11:39,794 --> 01:11:42,627 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses 1836 01:11:42,629 --> 01:11:44,531 that make a program insecure. 1837 01:11:47,068 --> 01:11:49,835 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, 1838 01:11:49,837 --> 01:11:52,570 Arthur will find some defect in the code. 1839 01:11:52,572 --> 01:11:54,139 Then he'll copy that defect 1840 01:11:54,141 --> 01:11:56,876 and spread it all over the game... 1841 01:11:56,878 --> 01:12:00,511 until everything becomes, quote, unquote, "boring"... 1842 01:12:00,513 --> 01:12:02,948 just like you wanted. 1843 01:12:02,950 --> 01:12:04,116 Okay. 1844 01:12:04,118 --> 01:12:06,018 Just to be super clear here... 1845 01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:07,485 no one gets hurt, right? 1846 01:12:07,487 --> 01:12:08,621 Are you stupid? 1847 01:12:08,623 --> 01:12:09,788 Well, uh... 1848 01:12:09,790 --> 01:12:11,991 Because the only way anyone gets hurt... 1849 01:12:11,993 --> 01:12:13,491 is if you are stupid. 1850 01:12:13,493 --> 01:12:14,994 All you have to do... 1851 01:12:14,996 --> 01:12:18,530 is make sure the virus stays in Slaughter Race. 1852 01:12:18,532 --> 01:12:20,532 Right. Don't be stupid. 1853 01:12:20,534 --> 01:12:21,867 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. 1854 01:12:21,869 --> 01:12:22,968 Goiter it. Gah! 1855 01:12:22,970 --> 01:12:24,136 - Got it! Got it. - Get out! 1856 01:12:24,138 --> 01:12:25,671 Thank you, you're a cyst face. 1857 01:12:25,673 --> 01:12:26,839 - Out! - I mean, assistance. 1858 01:12:26,841 --> 01:12:28,707 Thank you for your cyst face... Assistance. 1859 01:12:28,709 --> 01:12:30,175 - Get out! - RALPH: Goodbye! 1860 01:12:30,177 --> 01:12:31,744 Ugh. 1861 01:12:31,746 --> 01:12:34,880 (PYRO PANTING) 1862 01:12:34,882 --> 01:12:36,715 Ah! Fiddlesticks! Well, that's game. 1863 01:12:36,717 --> 01:12:38,050 Ah, beginner's luck. 1864 01:12:38,052 --> 01:12:39,718 Come on, kid. I know a hustle 1865 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,819 - when I see one. - (CHUCKLES) 1866 01:12:40,821 --> 01:12:41,954 (HORN BLARES) 1867 01:12:41,956 --> 01:12:43,923 - Player's on the way. - Thanks, Bob. 1868 01:12:43,925 --> 01:12:45,524 - Let's roll! - PYRO: Game faces on, guys. 1869 01:12:45,526 --> 01:12:47,626 Show time. You ready for your first race? 1870 01:12:47,628 --> 01:12:50,029 Um, yeah. I think so. 1871 01:12:50,031 --> 01:12:52,631 Hey, don't be nervous. You're gonna be great. 1872 01:12:52,633 --> 01:12:54,800 Yeah, no, I know. I'll be fine. 1873 01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:56,938 Mmm. You didn't tell Ralph yet, did you? 1874 01:12:58,072 --> 01:12:59,905 Not exactly. 1875 01:12:59,907 --> 01:13:02,541 Come on, V. He's your best friend. 1876 01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:03,842 You gotta let him know 1877 01:13:03,844 --> 01:13:05,577 you're planning on staying here for a while. 1878 01:13:05,579 --> 01:13:08,580 I know. But he's gonna get really upset. 1879 01:13:08,582 --> 01:13:10,582 Yeah, he might, but you guys... 1880 01:13:10,584 --> 01:13:13,185 you'll talk, you'll work it out, you'll figure it out. 1881 01:13:13,187 --> 01:13:14,987 Yeah, but what if we don't? 1882 01:13:14,989 --> 01:13:17,790 What if his feelings get hurt so bad... 1883 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:19,858 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1884 01:13:19,860 --> 01:13:23,095 Look. All friendships change... 1885 01:13:23,097 --> 01:13:24,930 but the good ones... 1886 01:13:24,932 --> 01:13:26,266 they get stronger because of it. 1887 01:13:26,268 --> 01:13:27,733 (HORN BLARES) 1888 01:13:27,735 --> 01:13:29,635 Uh, Shank, I hate to bother you... 1889 01:13:29,637 --> 01:13:31,971 but the player is waiting. 1890 01:13:31,973 --> 01:13:33,839 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1891 01:13:33,841 --> 01:13:34,909 It's your call. 1892 01:13:35,743 --> 01:13:36,777 Yeah, okay. 1893 01:13:37,712 --> 01:13:38,777 (SIGHS) All right. 1894 01:13:38,779 --> 01:13:39,947 Let's race. 1895 01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:44,552 (SIGHS) 1896 01:13:46,188 --> 01:13:47,955 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1897 01:13:54,229 --> 01:13:56,264 ARTHUR: Scanning for insecurities. 1898 01:13:58,833 --> 01:14:00,534 Scanning for insecurities. 1899 01:14:02,903 --> 01:14:05,071 ANNOUNCER: "Precious Car-go." 1900 01:14:05,073 --> 01:14:07,039 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop... 1901 01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:09,975 but watch out for Shank and her crew. 1902 01:14:09,977 --> 01:14:12,214 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1903 01:14:23,591 --> 01:14:25,624 (PLAYER SCREAMS) 1904 01:14:25,626 --> 01:14:27,960 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1905 01:14:27,962 --> 01:14:29,828 Power drift into a drift jump! 1906 01:14:29,830 --> 01:14:31,830 I saw it! You're amazing! 1907 01:14:31,832 --> 01:14:32,833 Thank you. 1908 01:14:41,943 --> 01:14:44,980 ARTHUR: Scanning for insecurities. 1909 01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:51,752 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1910 01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:55,754 Ralph? 1911 01:14:55,756 --> 01:14:56,791 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 1912 01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:01,627 Huh. 1913 01:15:01,629 --> 01:15:04,130 Okay. Relax. Relax! 1914 01:15:04,132 --> 01:15:05,331 I'll just call him after the race. 1915 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:06,966 It'll be okay. 1916 01:15:06,968 --> 01:15:08,168 (GLITCHES) Ralph will be fine. 1917 01:15:09,805 --> 01:15:11,073 ARTHUR: Insecurity detected. 1918 01:15:13,141 --> 01:15:14,675 Copying insecurity. 1919 01:15:17,913 --> 01:15:20,313 Distributing insecurity. 1920 01:15:20,315 --> 01:15:22,382 Distributing insecurity. 1921 01:15:22,384 --> 01:15:25,952 Distributing insecurity. Distributing... 1922 01:15:25,954 --> 01:15:28,857 (GASPING) What is happening? 1923 01:15:34,763 --> 01:15:36,062 RALPH: What's going on, Spamley? 1924 01:15:36,064 --> 01:15:38,098 The whole place is going crazy. 1925 01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:40,166 I thought that virus was just supposed to slow down her car. 1926 01:15:40,168 --> 01:15:41,267 It was. 1927 01:15:41,269 --> 01:15:43,229 It must've found something real unstable in there. 1928 01:15:44,739 --> 01:15:46,840 It's her glitch. 1929 01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:48,341 ANNOUNCER: Game reboot begins 1930 01:15:48,343 --> 01:15:50,176 in 60 seconds. 1931 01:15:50,178 --> 01:15:51,978 Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there. 1932 01:15:51,980 --> 01:15:52,946 They're gonna reboot the game... 1933 01:15:52,948 --> 01:15:54,280 and anything that doesn't belong in there 1934 01:15:54,282 --> 01:15:55,381 will be deleted. 1935 01:15:55,383 --> 01:15:56,950 Yeah, and if I don't get her outta there, 1936 01:15:56,952 --> 01:15:58,320 Vanellope's gonna die! 1937 01:16:01,089 --> 01:16:03,223 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go. 1938 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:04,791 I think it's my glitch. 1939 01:16:04,793 --> 01:16:07,894 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to destroy your game. 1940 01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:10,964 We'll be fine, but your code isn't part of this game. 1941 01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:13,768 We got to get you out of here now. Follow me to the exit. 1942 01:16:19,374 --> 01:16:20,675 (GASPS) 1943 01:16:22,711 --> 01:16:24,410 Oh, no, no! 1944 01:16:24,412 --> 01:16:25,780 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1945 01:16:30,919 --> 01:16:32,051 RALPH: Kid! 1946 01:16:32,053 --> 01:16:34,187 Kid, where are you? 1947 01:16:34,189 --> 01:16:36,389 SHANK: The server is rebooting, Ralph. 1948 01:16:36,391 --> 01:16:38,459 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1949 01:16:38,461 --> 01:16:39,728 Kid, I got you. I got you. 1950 01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:42,962 - (ALARM BLARING) - ANNOUNCER: Game reboot... 1951 01:16:42,964 --> 01:16:46,933 in five, four, three... 1952 01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:48,835 - two, one. - (BANGING) 1953 01:16:48,837 --> 01:16:51,004 (RALPH GRUNTS, PANTING) 1954 01:16:51,006 --> 01:16:52,807 ANNOUNCER: Reboot in progress. 1955 01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:58,311 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1956 01:16:58,313 --> 01:17:00,481 Come on. Don't leave me, kid. 1957 01:17:00,483 --> 01:17:01,917 (RASPY BREATHING) 1958 01:17:03,151 --> 01:17:04,451 Ralph? 1959 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:07,255 Oh. There you are. You okay, kid? 1960 01:17:07,989 --> 01:17:11,458 Ralph, I messed up so bad. 1961 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,160 No. No, you didn't, it's okay. 1962 01:17:14,162 --> 01:17:17,230 This is all because of me and my glitch. 1963 01:17:17,232 --> 01:17:19,132 I should've just stayed with you... 1964 01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:21,834 instead of following some stupid dream. 1965 01:17:21,836 --> 01:17:23,404 (SOBBING) 1966 01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:25,408 I've ruined everything. 1967 01:17:26,007 --> 01:17:27,809 No, kid, no. 1968 01:17:29,778 --> 01:17:33,480 Ah, look. I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1969 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:36,285 It was not supposed to be this bad. 1970 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:38,119 (SNIFFLES) 1971 01:17:39,187 --> 01:17:42,155 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1972 01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:45,827 I mighta, kinda sorta put a... 1973 01:17:47,128 --> 01:17:50,197 harmless little virus in the game. 1974 01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:52,433 A virus? 1975 01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:55,001 You did this? 1976 01:17:55,003 --> 01:17:57,137 I wouldn't have done anything 1977 01:17:57,139 --> 01:17:58,505 if I hadn't heard you tell Shank... 1978 01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:00,307 that you wanted to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1979 01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:01,508 (GASPS) 1980 01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:04,010 So you were spying on me? 1981 01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:06,180 Hey. You're not exactly innocent here. 1982 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:08,848 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush. 1983 01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:10,850 Oh, please. I'm one of 16 racers. 1984 01:18:10,852 --> 01:18:12,186 They'd never miss me. 1985 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:13,520 What about me? 1986 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:16,055 Why would I ever spend another second with you... 1987 01:18:16,057 --> 01:18:17,226 after what you did? 1988 01:18:18,026 --> 01:18:19,126 (RALPH GASPS) 1989 01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:20,363 No! 1990 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,800 No. 1991 01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,168 Vanellope, where are you going? 1992 01:18:28,170 --> 01:18:29,570 Wherever you're not. 1993 01:18:29,572 --> 01:18:30,903 Wait a minute. I can explain. 1994 01:18:30,905 --> 01:18:32,606 No! You will not follow me. 1995 01:18:32,608 --> 01:18:34,174 Vanellope, please... 1996 01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:36,909 A friend would never do what you did. Never! 1997 01:18:36,911 --> 01:18:39,346 So you leave me alone! 1998 01:18:39,348 --> 01:18:42,016 Vanellope, no, no, no! Please! 1999 01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:44,585 Please! What did I do? 2000 01:18:44,587 --> 01:18:46,320 ARTHUR: Scanning for insecurities. 2001 01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:47,990 Vanellope, come on, don't leave me! 2002 01:18:49,025 --> 01:18:50,359 ARTHUR: Insecurity detected. 2003 01:18:53,496 --> 01:18:54,928 (BEEPING) 2004 01:18:54,930 --> 01:18:56,232 Copying insecurity. 2005 01:18:58,601 --> 01:19:01,302 Oh, no, no, no. 2006 01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:03,039 ARTHUR: Distributing insecurity. 2007 01:19:09,612 --> 01:19:13,080 (PANTING) 2008 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,083 Come on. 2009 01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:16,085 (GRUNTING) 2010 01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:17,886 Where is it? 2011 01:19:18,554 --> 01:19:19,588 (GRUNTS, PANTING) 2012 01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:21,324 Ooh! 2013 01:19:22,491 --> 01:19:24,293 (PANTING) 2014 01:19:26,362 --> 01:19:27,362 Oh, no. 2015 01:19:35,971 --> 01:19:37,506 (GROANS) 2016 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,975 (SIGHS) 2017 01:19:40,376 --> 01:19:42,345 (PANTING) 2018 01:19:43,312 --> 01:19:45,214 You are such an idiot. 2019 01:19:45,981 --> 01:19:48,148 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 2020 01:19:48,150 --> 01:19:50,052 - (GROWLING) - (GASPS) 2021 01:19:50,687 --> 01:19:52,888 (SNIFFLING) 2022 01:19:53,989 --> 01:19:55,155 (SHRIEKS) 2023 01:19:55,157 --> 01:19:56,957 (GROWLING) 2024 01:19:56,959 --> 01:20:01,462 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me. 2025 01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:03,665 Friend? 2026 01:20:03,667 --> 01:20:05,966 Cut that out. You're scaring me. 2027 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:08,102 - Friend! - Huh? Whoa! 2028 01:20:08,104 --> 01:20:10,005 - What the...? - Friend? 2029 01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:12,975 - (GRUNTING) - (YELPS) 2030 01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:15,444 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2031 01:20:17,413 --> 01:20:19,014 (RALPH CLONES SHOUTING) 2032 01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:24,318 Sweet mother of Ralph! 2033 01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,319 NEWS ANCHOR: In breaking news, 2034 01:20:25,321 --> 01:20:26,453 the Internet is under assault... 2035 01:20:26,455 --> 01:20:29,289 as a massive denial-of-service attack... 2036 01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:30,157 crashes servers across the web. 2037 01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:31,258 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2038 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:32,493 The Wreck-It Ralph virus 2039 01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:34,964 is fast-moving and destructive. 2040 01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:38,367 Friend? Huh? (GROWLS) 2041 01:20:39,268 --> 01:20:40,369 (GASPS) 2042 01:20:41,036 --> 01:20:42,637 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2043 01:20:42,639 --> 01:20:43,639 Friend? 2044 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:46,942 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2045 01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:50,578 Huh? 2046 01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:52,547 Experts are still trying to understand who or what 2047 01:20:52,549 --> 01:20:54,451 the virus's intended target may be. 2048 01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:58,688 Friend. 2049 01:20:59,656 --> 01:21:01,489 RALPH CLONES: Friend. 2050 01:21:01,491 --> 01:21:03,390 (SHOUTING) 2051 01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:05,058 Friend! 2052 01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:06,328 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2053 01:21:07,296 --> 01:21:08,663 (SHUDDERING) 2054 01:21:08,665 --> 01:21:10,398 I found 130 results for 2055 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,436 "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 2056 01:21:14,103 --> 01:21:15,235 You're welcome. 2057 01:21:15,237 --> 01:21:16,972 - VANELLOPE: Mr. KnowsMore! - Hmm. 2058 01:21:17,474 --> 01:21:18,673 Oh, delightful! 2059 01:21:18,675 --> 01:21:20,341 You're that courteous little cherub 2060 01:21:20,343 --> 01:21:22,009 who says "please" and "thank you." 2061 01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:23,344 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 2062 01:21:23,346 --> 01:21:24,412 There's a whole... 2063 01:21:24,414 --> 01:21:25,713 Whole Foods, a hole in the ozone... 2064 01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:28,416 A Whole Lotta Love by British rockers Led Zeppelin? 2065 01:21:28,418 --> 01:21:31,218 No! No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me. 2066 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,755 RALPH CLONES: Friend... 2067 01:21:33,757 --> 01:21:35,690 This would probably be an appropriate time 2068 01:21:35,692 --> 01:21:36,992 for me to shutter my site. 2069 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,260 (STRAINING) 2070 01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:40,562 (EXCLAIMING) 2071 01:21:40,564 --> 01:21:42,532 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2072 01:21:44,734 --> 01:21:46,099 - (PANTING) - How long you think 2073 01:21:46,101 --> 01:21:47,469 before they get in here? 2074 01:21:47,471 --> 01:21:49,591 - (BANGING ON SHUTTER) - (GASPS) Precisely one second. 2075 01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:51,606 (GASPING) 2076 01:21:51,608 --> 01:21:53,208 - Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! - (VANELLOPE GRUNTING) 2077 01:21:53,210 --> 01:21:54,375 Hey, hey, hey! 2078 01:21:54,377 --> 01:21:55,677 It's me! It's the real me! 2079 01:21:55,679 --> 01:21:58,246 Ow! (EXCLAIMING) 2080 01:21:58,248 --> 01:22:00,582 - Ralph? - My apologies. 2081 01:22:00,584 --> 01:22:01,716 I followed those things here. 2082 01:22:01,718 --> 01:22:03,158 I think they're looking for you, kid. 2083 01:22:04,154 --> 01:22:07,255 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 2084 01:22:07,257 --> 01:22:10,391 I'm so sorry. I don't how this happened. 2085 01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:11,493 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 2086 01:22:11,495 --> 01:22:14,128 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned... 2087 01:22:14,130 --> 01:22:16,631 all of your needy, clingy, self-destructive behavior. 2088 01:22:16,633 --> 01:22:18,333 The very behavior which left unchecked 2089 01:22:18,335 --> 01:22:19,701 can destroy friendships... 2090 01:22:19,703 --> 01:22:23,371 and in this particular case, the entire Internet! (GASPS) 2091 01:22:23,373 --> 01:22:25,273 (VANELLOPE AND KNOWSMORE EXCLAIM) 2092 01:22:25,275 --> 01:22:27,141 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. 2093 01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:28,443 Official query... 2094 01:22:28,445 --> 01:22:30,478 what do I do if clones of me 2095 01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:33,081 are trying to capture my friend? Search. 2096 01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:34,382 (SHUDDERING) 2097 01:22:34,384 --> 01:22:36,584 I find two results for your query. 2098 01:22:36,586 --> 01:22:38,720 Either you put all the clones in therapy. 2099 01:22:38,722 --> 01:22:40,688 Not very realistic. 2100 01:22:40,690 --> 01:22:42,657 Or, the anti-virus district is surrounded 2101 01:22:42,659 --> 01:22:44,726 by a gate made from security software. 2102 01:22:44,728 --> 01:22:45,693 If Vanellope could somehow 2103 01:22:45,695 --> 01:22:47,195 lead all of the clones through the gate... 2104 01:22:47,197 --> 01:22:49,197 they would be deleted all at once. 2105 01:22:49,199 --> 01:22:52,400 Sort of a co-dependent pied piper situation. 2106 01:22:52,402 --> 01:22:55,136 Wait. We know a pied piper. 2107 01:22:55,138 --> 01:22:56,571 - We do? - Yesss. 2108 01:22:56,573 --> 01:22:58,139 - Who? - Yesss! 2109 01:22:58,141 --> 01:22:59,141 Yeah, but who is it? 2110 01:23:01,211 --> 01:23:02,646 Oh, you mean Yesss! 2111 01:23:06,583 --> 01:23:09,450 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore. 2112 01:23:09,452 --> 01:23:11,185 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, 2113 01:23:11,187 --> 01:23:13,388 wouldn't you say? 2114 01:23:13,390 --> 01:23:14,789 (SIGHS) Guess I forgot to tell Ralph 2115 01:23:14,791 --> 01:23:16,524 that when you break the Internet... 2116 01:23:16,526 --> 01:23:19,327 you don't literally have to break the Internet. 2117 01:23:19,329 --> 01:23:20,562 I can't believe he did this. 2118 01:23:20,564 --> 01:23:23,197 Yeah, well, I mean, dude obviously made 2119 01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:25,333 some real questionable choices here. 2120 01:23:25,335 --> 01:23:29,470 But he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game... 2121 01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:33,276 so what can I say, kid, life's complicated. 2122 01:23:34,344 --> 01:23:36,313 You ready to pied the piper? 2123 01:23:37,347 --> 01:23:39,347 (RALPH CLONE GRUNTING) 2124 01:23:39,349 --> 01:23:41,351 VANELLOPE: Yoo-hoo! Up here! 2125 01:23:42,787 --> 01:23:45,888 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world... 2126 01:23:45,890 --> 01:23:47,290 who you can't live without! 2127 01:23:48,258 --> 01:23:49,827 RALPH CLONES: Friend! 2128 01:23:52,329 --> 01:23:55,630 Wow, from up here I can see how I do come across as... 2129 01:23:55,632 --> 01:23:57,398 needy, and clingy, 2130 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,770 and self-destructive like KnowsMore said. 2131 01:24:01,171 --> 01:24:02,470 Listen, kid... 2132 01:24:02,472 --> 01:24:03,338 I don't blame you 2133 01:24:03,340 --> 01:24:05,607 for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 2134 01:24:05,609 --> 01:24:07,776 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 2135 01:24:07,778 --> 01:24:11,479 I said you were acting like a bad friend. Which you were. 2136 01:24:11,481 --> 01:24:13,214 I know I was, but I... 2137 01:24:13,216 --> 01:24:14,349 YESSS: Hey, my babies! 2138 01:24:14,351 --> 01:24:17,485 That's the anti-virus district straight ahead. Whoo! 2139 01:24:17,487 --> 01:24:19,155 All right, to be continued, okay? 2140 01:24:21,759 --> 01:24:24,327 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2141 01:24:26,831 --> 01:24:28,831 Whoo-hoo! We're gonna make it! 2142 01:24:28,833 --> 01:24:30,601 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2143 01:24:39,376 --> 01:24:40,711 (ALL SCREAMING) 2144 01:24:44,849 --> 01:24:46,280 RALPH: You guys okay? 2145 01:24:46,282 --> 01:24:47,549 - I'm fine! - (YESSS SIGHS) 2146 01:24:47,551 --> 01:24:50,552 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 2147 01:24:50,554 --> 01:24:52,855 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 2148 01:24:52,857 --> 01:24:53,956 (YESSS GRUNTING) 2149 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:56,290 Uh... (GASPS) 2150 01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:58,494 Uh, guys? 2151 01:24:58,496 --> 01:24:59,830 - (RALPH GRUNTS) - (GASPS) 2152 01:25:00,898 --> 01:25:02,430 (GASPS) 2153 01:25:02,432 --> 01:25:05,301 (RALPH CLONES GRUNTING) 2154 01:25:08,873 --> 01:25:12,306 RALPHZILLA: Friend? 2155 01:25:12,308 --> 01:25:14,576 That is unsettling. 2156 01:25:14,578 --> 01:25:16,781 (RALPHZILLA GRUNTING) 2157 01:25:18,416 --> 01:25:19,717 Friend. (GASPS) 2158 01:25:20,418 --> 01:25:21,984 Get Vanellope out of here now. 2159 01:25:21,986 --> 01:25:23,118 What about you, Ralph? 2160 01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:25,255 Just go. I got a date with the man in the mirror. 2161 01:25:26,289 --> 01:25:27,625 Hey, you! 2162 01:25:28,592 --> 01:25:29,593 (GRUNTING) 2163 01:25:30,494 --> 01:25:32,961 You keep away from her! 2164 01:25:32,963 --> 01:25:35,631 I'm gonna wreck it! 2165 01:25:35,633 --> 01:25:37,833 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - (RALPHZILLA GROANING) 2166 01:25:37,835 --> 01:25:40,671 - She's not your friend! - (RALPHZILLA GROANING) 2167 01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:43,239 She's my friend! 2168 01:25:44,341 --> 01:25:45,708 Here it is, this way. 2169 01:25:45,710 --> 01:25:47,778 Come on, kid. We gotta move. 2170 01:25:50,848 --> 01:25:52,349 (RALPH GRUNTING) 2171 01:25:55,352 --> 01:25:56,620 (RALPHZILLA GROWLING) 2172 01:26:00,357 --> 01:26:01,692 Eeeee-oh-boy! 2173 01:26:02,460 --> 01:26:04,995 (ALL SCREAMING) 2174 01:26:05,930 --> 01:26:07,765 (GASPING) 2175 01:26:11,035 --> 01:26:12,603 (GRUNTING) 2176 01:26:13,437 --> 01:26:15,940 (RALPHZILLA GROANING) 2177 01:26:16,974 --> 01:26:18,774 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 2178 01:26:18,776 --> 01:26:19,844 (GASPS) No! 2179 01:26:20,878 --> 01:26:22,544 Whoa! (YELPS) 2180 01:26:22,546 --> 01:26:25,716 - Vanellope! - (SCREAMING) 2181 01:26:27,017 --> 01:26:28,719 (VANELLOPE GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS) 2182 01:26:30,387 --> 01:26:32,656 VANELLOPE: Hey! Let go of me! 2183 01:26:33,091 --> 01:26:34,325 (RALPH GRUNTING) 2184 01:26:35,326 --> 01:26:36,794 - Kid! - Ralph! 2185 01:26:39,029 --> 01:26:40,498 (GRUNTING) 2186 01:26:41,632 --> 01:26:43,365 Hey! 2187 01:26:43,367 --> 01:26:45,801 Hey, get back here! 2188 01:26:45,803 --> 01:26:46,804 RALPHZILLA: Huh? 2189 01:26:48,572 --> 01:26:50,005 You put her down! 2190 01:26:50,007 --> 01:26:51,840 Whoa! 2191 01:26:51,842 --> 01:26:54,745 (EXCLAIMS, GRUNTING) 2192 01:27:03,854 --> 01:27:05,121 (HORN BLARING) 2193 01:27:05,123 --> 01:27:06,757 (GRUNTING, YELLS) 2194 01:27:10,828 --> 01:27:12,696 (GRUNTING) 2195 01:27:13,932 --> 01:27:15,499 Vanellope! 2196 01:27:20,371 --> 01:27:22,606 (PANTING) 2197 01:27:31,749 --> 01:27:35,020 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 2198 01:27:35,686 --> 01:27:38,087 RALPHZILLA: No! 2199 01:27:38,089 --> 01:27:39,621 Well, you are! 2200 01:27:39,623 --> 01:27:41,559 And I will never be your friend! 2201 01:27:42,493 --> 01:27:44,728 - (ROARING) - (SHRIEKING) 2202 01:27:45,763 --> 01:27:47,065 RALPH: Hey, doofus! 2203 01:27:47,966 --> 01:27:48,966 Ralph! 2204 01:27:56,707 --> 01:27:58,944 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 2205 01:28:00,411 --> 01:28:01,712 (RALPH GRUNTS) 2206 01:28:05,649 --> 01:28:07,050 I got you, little sister. 2207 01:28:07,052 --> 01:28:08,452 (VANELLOPE EXCLAIMS) 2208 01:28:10,755 --> 01:28:12,421 (GRUNTS) Now go! Get out of here! 2209 01:28:12,423 --> 01:28:14,090 - Ralph! - Go! 2210 01:28:14,092 --> 01:28:16,895 No! (STUTTERS) Don't hurt him! 2211 01:28:17,561 --> 01:28:18,629 Please, no! 2212 01:28:20,065 --> 01:28:23,432 (GROANING) 2213 01:28:23,434 --> 01:28:25,902 Stop it! You're squishing him! 2214 01:28:25,904 --> 01:28:27,637 (GROANING) 2215 01:28:27,639 --> 01:28:29,639 You're gonna kill my best friend! 2216 01:28:29,641 --> 01:28:31,174 (GROANING) 2217 01:28:31,176 --> 01:28:32,677 (RALPH WHIMPERING) 2218 01:28:33,845 --> 01:28:36,114 Fine! You win! You win, okay? 2219 01:28:37,582 --> 01:28:39,616 (GASPING) 2220 01:28:39,618 --> 01:28:41,920 Just please put him down. 2221 01:28:44,556 --> 01:28:47,090 I'll be your only friend, okay? 2222 01:28:47,092 --> 01:28:49,158 Just let him go. 2223 01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:50,762 No! No, kid. 2224 01:28:51,930 --> 01:28:52,931 RALPHZILLA: Huh? 2225 01:28:54,566 --> 01:28:56,799 VANELLOPE: That's it. That's it. Yeah. 2226 01:28:56,801 --> 01:28:59,669 Put him down and I'll go with you... 2227 01:28:59,671 --> 01:29:01,170 and we'll be best friends forever. 2228 01:29:01,172 --> 01:29:02,538 (EXCLAIMS) 2229 01:29:02,540 --> 01:29:04,674 Just me and you. 2230 01:29:04,676 --> 01:29:05,877 That's what you want, right? 2231 01:29:06,645 --> 01:29:09,145 (RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING) 2232 01:29:09,147 --> 01:29:10,547 RALPH: Well, that's not what I want! 2233 01:29:12,217 --> 01:29:14,784 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams! 2234 01:29:14,786 --> 01:29:16,920 You don't own her! 2235 01:29:16,922 --> 01:29:19,722 That's not how friendship works! 2236 01:29:19,724 --> 01:29:21,559 You need to let her go! 2237 01:29:22,661 --> 01:29:23,693 (RALPHZILLA SIGHING) 2238 01:29:23,695 --> 01:29:24,696 Hey. 2239 01:29:28,733 --> 01:29:29,834 You need to let her go. 2240 01:29:30,902 --> 01:29:32,869 (RALPHZILLA EXCLAIMING SADLY) 2241 01:29:32,871 --> 01:29:35,941 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 2242 01:29:37,909 --> 01:29:39,844 Oh, who am I kidding? It's gonna hurt a lot. 2243 01:29:41,713 --> 01:29:43,915 But you're gonna be okay. 2244 01:29:46,584 --> 01:29:48,284 And we're gonna be okay. 2245 01:29:48,286 --> 01:29:49,554 Right, kid? 2246 01:29:51,189 --> 01:29:53,858 Of course we are. Always. 2247 01:29:55,994 --> 01:29:59,062 See? No matter where she goes... 2248 01:29:59,064 --> 01:30:01,898 or where she lives... 2249 01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:04,167 she's always gonna be our friend. 2250 01:30:04,169 --> 01:30:06,636 And we just gotta trust her. 2251 01:30:06,638 --> 01:30:09,074 Because that's what best friends do. 2252 01:30:10,175 --> 01:30:11,676 Right? 2253 01:30:16,014 --> 01:30:17,048 (RALPHZILLA SIGHS) 2254 01:30:26,258 --> 01:30:27,592 Thanks, buddy. 2255 01:30:29,060 --> 01:30:30,996 Wow! (CHUCKLES) 2256 01:30:32,630 --> 01:30:34,597 I feel good about this. 2257 01:30:34,599 --> 01:30:36,599 RALPHZILLA: Mmm. 2258 01:30:36,601 --> 01:30:38,937 RALPH CLONES: Mmm. 2259 01:30:40,972 --> 01:30:42,139 VANELLOPE: Ralph, look! 2260 01:30:42,141 --> 01:30:44,075 I think you fixed your insecurity! 2261 01:30:46,078 --> 01:30:47,311 (LAUGHS) You're right. 2262 01:30:47,313 --> 01:30:49,645 Whoo-hoo! (SCREAMING) 2263 01:30:49,647 --> 01:30:50,813 Ralph, no! 2264 01:30:50,815 --> 01:30:52,815 - (EXCLAIMING) - (HORN BLARING) 2265 01:30:52,817 --> 01:30:54,318 Whoa! 2266 01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:56,320 Park it right here, Ralph! 2267 01:30:56,322 --> 01:30:58,654 Your ol' pal JP Spamley's gotcha! 2268 01:30:58,656 --> 01:31:00,825 (GASPS, LAUGHS) Whoo! 2269 01:31:02,161 --> 01:31:03,227 Wow, that didn't work. 2270 01:31:03,229 --> 01:31:05,897 (GROANS) 2271 01:31:07,866 --> 01:31:09,766 RAPUNZEL: (GASPS) Look up there! 2272 01:31:09,768 --> 01:31:11,636 It's a big strong man in need of rescuing. 2273 01:31:12,271 --> 01:31:13,605 (GRUNTS) 2274 01:31:20,279 --> 01:31:21,279 Hah! 2275 01:31:27,619 --> 01:31:28,653 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 2276 01:31:29,188 --> 01:31:30,222 (MICE CHATTERING) 2277 01:31:31,090 --> 01:31:32,090 (GIGGLING) 2278 01:31:33,092 --> 01:31:34,126 (CHITTERING) 2279 01:31:37,163 --> 01:31:38,163 - (GRUNTS) - (GASPS) 2280 01:31:38,330 --> 01:31:39,697 (GRUNTS) 2281 01:31:45,171 --> 01:31:46,171 (BOTH GASP) 2282 01:31:48,407 --> 01:31:50,109 (VOCALIZING) 2283 01:31:51,377 --> 01:31:53,245 (WIND WHOOSHING) 2284 01:31:59,185 --> 01:32:01,120 (GROANS) 2285 01:32:10,129 --> 01:32:12,164 - (KISSING SOUND) - RALPH: Mmm. 2286 01:32:14,200 --> 01:32:16,135 (GASPS) Oh, thanks, Frogger. 2287 01:32:16,668 --> 01:32:17,803 Wait a minute. 2288 01:32:18,337 --> 01:32:19,970 Who are all of you? 2289 01:32:19,972 --> 01:32:22,005 We're friends of Vanellope's. 2290 01:32:22,007 --> 01:32:24,174 Yeah, and any friend of Vanellope's 2291 01:32:24,176 --> 01:32:25,809 is a friend of ours. 2292 01:32:25,811 --> 01:32:27,678 You're welcome. 2293 01:32:27,680 --> 01:32:29,046 VANELLOPE: Ralph! 2294 01:32:29,048 --> 01:32:31,148 Looking good, big fella! (LAUGHS) 2295 01:32:31,150 --> 01:32:32,783 - Heyo! - (FABRIC RIPS) 2296 01:32:32,785 --> 01:32:33,884 (PRINCESSES EXCLAIM) 2297 01:32:33,886 --> 01:32:35,085 This dress is not made for a big boy. 2298 01:32:35,087 --> 01:32:37,087 It's going right up the back alley there. 2299 01:32:37,089 --> 01:32:38,755 Let me just make a little adjustment. 2300 01:32:38,757 --> 01:32:41,191 (TEARS FABRIC) There we go. (CHUCKLES) 2301 01:32:41,193 --> 01:32:42,793 NEWS ANCHOR: Internet users are breathing 2302 01:32:42,795 --> 01:32:45,095 a collective sigh of relief tonight. 2303 01:32:45,097 --> 01:32:47,431 Just as mysteriously as it appeared, 2304 01:32:47,433 --> 01:32:49,835 the Wreck-It Ralph virus has vanished. 2305 01:32:56,108 --> 01:32:58,208 RALPH: You know what I just realized? 2306 01:32:58,210 --> 01:33:00,944 The sun never rises or sets here... 2307 01:33:00,946 --> 01:33:02,913 because everything's always on. 2308 01:33:02,915 --> 01:33:05,482 Well, now, isn't that an astute observation? 2309 01:33:05,484 --> 01:33:07,050 I know, right? 2310 01:33:07,052 --> 01:33:08,252 You know, other than KnowsMore, 2311 01:33:08,254 --> 01:33:10,020 I'm probably the smartest guy on the Internet. 2312 01:33:10,022 --> 01:33:12,055 (LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah. 2313 01:33:12,057 --> 01:33:15,058 Yo, V. We're about to come back online. You ready? 2314 01:33:15,060 --> 01:33:16,460 Be right there! 2315 01:33:16,462 --> 01:33:19,129 Hey, Ralph, don't be a stranger! 2316 01:33:19,131 --> 01:33:21,732 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 2317 01:33:21,734 --> 01:33:24,136 Oh. That's a good dad joke. 2318 01:33:25,438 --> 01:33:27,137 Hey, don't forget. 2319 01:33:27,139 --> 01:33:29,072 You know Shank added my code and everything, 2320 01:33:29,074 --> 01:33:30,908 so I'll be able to regenerate. 2321 01:33:30,910 --> 01:33:32,042 I'm gonna be totally safe. 2322 01:33:32,044 --> 01:33:34,479 No, I know. It's gonna be great. 2323 01:33:34,481 --> 01:33:36,079 You found your dream game. 2324 01:33:36,081 --> 01:33:37,349 Yeah, I did. 2325 01:33:38,250 --> 01:33:39,251 I did. 2326 01:33:40,119 --> 01:33:42,252 So, uh... 2327 01:33:42,254 --> 01:33:45,289 I guess I should probably head in there now, you know? 2328 01:33:45,291 --> 01:33:48,260 Oh, before you go, I wanted to give you this. 2329 01:33:49,328 --> 01:33:52,162 Oh, I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. 2330 01:33:52,164 --> 01:33:54,198 No, no. It's okay. 2331 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,235 Now we can both have a half. See? 2332 01:33:56,902 --> 01:33:57,937 (CHUCKLES) 2333 01:33:58,305 --> 01:33:59,305 Yeah! 2334 01:34:06,879 --> 01:34:08,814 I love you so much. 2335 01:34:09,949 --> 01:34:11,318 I'm really gonna miss you. 2336 01:34:13,185 --> 01:34:15,120 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. 2337 01:34:16,323 --> 01:34:17,856 I really am. 2338 01:34:23,463 --> 01:34:24,464 All right. 2339 01:34:26,366 --> 01:34:28,301 Okay, getting a little clingy on me, here. 2340 01:34:31,204 --> 01:34:33,238 Go on. Get out of here. 2341 01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:34,520 The world's waiting for you, kid. 2342 01:35:32,132 --> 01:35:34,198 RALPH: (SIGHS) I'll be honest, 2343 01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:36,501 it still feels kind of weird around here. 2344 01:35:36,503 --> 01:35:38,536 I mean, a lot has changed. 2345 01:35:38,538 --> 01:35:40,004 Even though we got that steering wheel 2346 01:35:40,006 --> 01:35:41,072 and saved Sugar Rush... 2347 01:35:41,074 --> 01:35:43,243 it's never really gonna be the same. 2348 01:35:45,245 --> 01:35:46,444 For one thing, the racers aren't even 2349 01:35:46,446 --> 01:35:48,046 that obnoxious anymore. 2350 01:35:48,048 --> 01:35:50,448 Oh, golly. I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 2351 01:35:50,450 --> 01:35:53,084 Pfft! Our friendship is much more important to me 2352 01:35:53,086 --> 01:35:54,385 than winning, Rancis. 2353 01:35:54,387 --> 01:35:56,120 Losing builds character! 2354 01:35:56,122 --> 01:35:58,056 Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 2355 01:35:58,058 --> 01:35:59,590 RALPH: Felix and Calhoun, 2356 01:35:59,592 --> 01:36:00,792 as goofy as they are, 2357 01:36:00,794 --> 01:36:03,227 they turned out to be pretty great parents. 2358 01:36:03,229 --> 01:36:04,529 I gotta hand it to you two, 2359 01:36:04,531 --> 01:36:07,031 how on earth did you tame those things? 2360 01:36:07,033 --> 01:36:08,399 It's simple, Surge. 2361 01:36:08,401 --> 01:36:11,002 The key to parenting is... 2362 01:36:11,004 --> 01:36:13,971 - (CARS WHOOSHING) - (FELIX TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 2363 01:36:13,973 --> 01:36:15,940 And then what you do is... 2364 01:36:15,942 --> 01:36:17,008 (CARS WHOOSHING) 2365 01:36:17,010 --> 01:36:18,409 (CALHOUN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 2366 01:36:18,411 --> 01:36:21,646 And that is the secret to raising perfect children. 2367 01:36:21,648 --> 01:36:25,083 Wow, I wish every parent could hear that. 2368 01:36:25,085 --> 01:36:26,451 RALPH: I'm keeping busy, too. 2369 01:36:26,453 --> 01:36:28,386 I finally joined Zangief's book club. 2370 01:36:28,388 --> 01:36:30,455 Good point, Bison. And how about you, Ralph? 2371 01:36:30,457 --> 01:36:32,390 Do you feel Dostoyevsky 2372 01:36:32,392 --> 01:36:34,992 intended to make narrator unreliable? 2373 01:36:34,994 --> 01:36:36,461 Um... (EXHALES) 2374 01:36:36,463 --> 01:36:38,664 (STAMMERS) I do and I don't. 2375 01:36:38,666 --> 01:36:41,232 You do, and you don't. 2376 01:36:41,234 --> 01:36:44,001 Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. 2377 01:36:44,003 --> 01:36:45,303 Thanks, Sonic. 2378 01:36:45,305 --> 01:36:48,039 (WHISPERING) I don't know what I'm talking about. 2379 01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:50,375 Oh. And we got this new thing we do every Friday night... 2380 01:36:50,377 --> 01:36:52,477 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 2381 01:36:52,479 --> 01:36:54,145 I actually hosted this week. 2382 01:36:54,147 --> 01:36:55,546 Heyo! 2383 01:36:55,548 --> 01:36:58,149 Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie. 2384 01:36:58,151 --> 01:37:00,017 What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? 2385 01:37:00,019 --> 01:37:02,320 Oh, it's just a pie that you burn. 2386 01:37:02,322 --> 01:37:03,254 You can use any pie. 2387 01:37:03,256 --> 01:37:05,022 You just leave it in the oven too long. 2388 01:37:05,024 --> 01:37:06,259 (COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT) 2389 01:37:08,161 --> 01:37:11,329 Yeah, we really do have a lot of fun. 2390 01:37:11,331 --> 01:37:14,666 I guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 2391 01:37:14,668 --> 01:37:17,402 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 2392 01:37:17,404 --> 01:37:19,003 I just wish we could hang out sooner. 2393 01:37:19,005 --> 01:37:20,506 Yeah. Me, too. 2394 01:37:20,508 --> 01:37:22,206 When did you say you were getting those days off? 2395 01:37:22,208 --> 01:37:25,009 Uh, our upgrade starts on January 25th, 2396 01:37:25,011 --> 01:37:26,712 so, like, two months from now. 2397 01:37:26,714 --> 01:37:29,380 Oh, that'll go by in a flash. Oh, speaking of which... 2398 01:37:29,382 --> 01:37:30,482 you want me to bring you anything from home 2399 01:37:30,484 --> 01:37:31,483 when I come visit? 2400 01:37:31,485 --> 01:37:33,552 Oh! You know what I cannot find 2401 01:37:33,554 --> 01:37:35,319 anywhere on the Internet? 2402 01:37:35,321 --> 01:37:38,256 A halfway decent BurgerTime burger. 2403 01:37:38,258 --> 01:37:40,559 I've been talking them up to Shank and the crew. 2404 01:37:40,561 --> 01:37:42,293 And honestly, I think they're starting to think 2405 01:37:42,295 --> 01:37:43,462 I'm making it up. 2406 01:37:43,464 --> 01:37:44,730 All right, consider it done. 2407 01:37:44,732 --> 01:37:46,400 I'll bring you guys a truckload. 2408 01:37:48,736 --> 01:37:51,068 Well, sun's coming up already. 2409 01:37:51,070 --> 01:37:52,538 Guess I better get to it. 2410 01:37:52,540 --> 01:37:54,038 Yeah, me too. 2411 01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:55,206 Talk next week? 2412 01:37:55,208 --> 01:37:57,074 I shall await your call, madam. 2413 01:37:57,076 --> 01:38:01,680 Then, adieu, adieu, farting is such sweet sorrow. 2414 01:38:01,682 --> 01:38:03,983 - (CHUCKLES) - So long, stinkbrain. 2415 01:38:04,552 --> 01:38:05,552 Bye, kid. 2416 01:38:07,053 --> 01:38:08,054 (BEEPS) 2417 01:38:10,190 --> 01:38:11,525 (SIGHS) 2418 01:38:19,366 --> 01:38:22,367 Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph? 2419 01:38:22,369 --> 01:38:26,605 Yeah, I am, actually. I'm doing great. 2420 01:38:26,607 --> 01:38:29,343 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 2421 01:38:45,259 --> 01:38:47,060 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 2422 01:42:00,755 --> 01:42:03,823 Hey, Mo, did you like the movie, sweetie? 2423 01:42:03,825 --> 01:42:06,426 Well, there was a scene in the trailer... 2424 01:42:06,428 --> 01:42:08,461 that wasn't in the movie... 2425 01:42:08,463 --> 01:42:10,897 and that makes me sad. 2426 01:42:10,899 --> 01:42:12,999 Aw, that's too bad. 2427 01:42:13,001 --> 01:42:14,600 Maybe playing your game will cheer you up. 2428 01:42:14,602 --> 01:42:15,603 Okay. 2429 01:42:16,971 --> 01:42:18,037 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2430 01:42:18,039 --> 01:42:19,772 Pancake. 2431 01:42:19,774 --> 01:42:20,875 - Milkshake. - (CAT MEOWING) 2432 01:42:21,943 --> 01:42:24,479 Pancake. Pancake. 2433 01:42:25,013 --> 01:42:26,244 Milkshake. 2434 01:42:26,246 --> 01:42:27,814 RALPH: Ooh, ooh, ooh. I wanna try, I wanna try! 2435 01:42:27,816 --> 01:42:29,282 My turn, my turn! 2436 01:42:29,284 --> 01:42:31,317 Pancake. Milkshake. 2437 01:42:31,319 --> 01:42:33,686 Milkshake. Milkshake. 2438 01:42:33,688 --> 01:42:35,521 - (EXCLAIMS SADLY) - Pancake. Pancake. 2439 01:42:35,523 --> 01:42:37,857 Milkshake. Milkshake. (CHUCKLES) 2440 01:42:37,859 --> 01:42:39,592 I'm starting to understand why people like this game. 2441 01:42:39,594 --> 01:42:40,993 Very zen. 2442 01:42:40,995 --> 01:42:42,929 (INHALES, BURPS) 2443 01:42:42,931 --> 01:42:45,631 Hey, everybody, look what I found! 2444 01:42:45,633 --> 01:42:47,767 - More pancakes! - RALPH: Sweet! 2445 01:42:47,769 --> 01:42:50,002 Let's speed it up. Pancake, pancake, pancake. 2446 01:42:50,004 --> 01:42:51,471 Pancake, pancake, pancake. 2447 01:42:51,473 --> 01:42:53,506 Pancake, pancake, pancake. 2448 01:42:53,508 --> 01:42:55,641 Pancake, pancake, pancake. 2449 01:42:55,643 --> 01:42:57,910 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 2450 01:42:57,912 --> 01:42:59,545 Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty 2451 01:42:59,547 --> 01:43:01,047 for a little while. 2452 01:43:01,049 --> 01:43:03,783 No, the kitty gets the milkshake. 2453 01:43:03,785 --> 01:43:07,622 The bunny gets the pancake. 2454 01:43:11,926 --> 01:43:12,959 (GASPS) 2455 01:43:12,961 --> 01:43:15,661 (RUMBLING) 2456 01:43:15,663 --> 01:43:16,796 (POPS) 2457 01:43:16,798 --> 01:43:18,118 - (SHRIEKING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 2458 01:51:35,199 --> 01:51:37,532 ANNOUNCER: And now, an exclusive sneak peek 2459 01:51:37,534 --> 01:51:40,137 of Frozen 2. Click here. 2460 01:51:44,241 --> 01:51:46,277 ('80s POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2461 01:51:53,317 --> 01:51:55,550 ♪ Never gonna give you up 2462 01:51:55,552 --> 01:51:57,918 ♪ Never gonna let you down 2463 01:51:57,920 --> 01:52:02,124 ♪ Never gonna run around and desert you 2464 01:52:02,126 --> 01:52:04,059 ♪ Never gonna make you cry 2465 01:52:04,061 --> 01:52:06,395 ♪ Never gonna say goodbye 2466 01:52:06,397 --> 01:52:10,265 ♪ Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you ♪ 2467 01:52:10,267 --> 01:52:11,366 RALPH: Uh-uh! 2468 01:52:11,368 --> 01:52:14,102 Why would I? I like you. 2469 01:52:14,104 --> 01:52:16,204 You guys still sticking around? 2470 01:52:16,206 --> 01:52:18,974 All right. Well, you're welcome to stay. 2471 01:52:18,976 --> 01:52:22,477 There's not really any more surprises, but, you know... 2472 01:52:22,479 --> 01:52:24,346 Good luck getting that song out of your head. 2473 01:52:24,348 --> 01:52:25,881 It's a real earwig. 2474 01:52:25,883 --> 01:52:28,252 (CHUCKLES) Anyway, what else? Uh... 194663

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