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We know who you are!

MI5. MI6.
Special Branch.

Come on, the lot of you!

We won´t be put off!

We´ve got right on our side.

Killing calves for sausages
is wrong!

-Now clear off!

Go! Go on!

What´s all this?

Gary!

Gary!
Don´t you read that!

Gary! Gary!

That´s mine!
That´s mine! Gary!

Shush!

Pie in the Sky.

Crabbe.
It´s Fisher.

-Yes, sir.
-I´ve a job for you.

Two summer puddings --
one no cream --

a fruit salad,
and a crème brûlée, please.

Um, a couple of hours?

I´ll expect you in 20 minutes.

-Oh, but...

Can I have my card back now?

Oh, I beg your pardon.

Oh!
It´s from a girlfriend.

Henderson!
A girlfriend!

It is allowed.

So who is she, then?

Mind your own biz.

Someone from Dublin.
It said on the card.

Can I leave you
without a war breaking out?

Yes, Chef.

Henderson!
A girlfriend in Dublin.

Well, you are a dark horse.

-Hello, Henry.
-Hello, Anthony.

Got any room to squeeze me in?

Well, ask Margaret.
I´m sure she´ll sort you out.

-Great.
-Okay. Bye-bye.

Bye.

-Margaret.
-Oh, Anthony!

We´re full.

Oh, it´s my fault.
I should have rung.

Do you mind sharing?

No, of course not.

I´ll ask that lady
lunching alone.

She´s a friend of mine.

So where have you been
this time?

Côte d´Azur.
Nice.

Oh, I´ve always wanted to visit
the south of France.

-My sister´s au pairing there.

I could get it for you
at a rock-bottom price.

I can´t afford a holiday
just now.

-But thank you anyway.
-Mm.

So sorry.

Silly of me.
I should have reserved.

Don´t worry.

-Julia Sutton.
-Anthony Neale.

Margaret tells me
you´re a pilot.

Well, freelance.

I´m a glorified bus driver,
really.

Um, fizzy water, I think.

I was going to order some wine.
Won´t you join me?

Yes, please.
Thank you.

Will you excuse me
just a minute?

Of course.

-He´s nice.

Mm-hmm.

He´s got them tickets
to visit their son in Sweden.

No. How kind.

What can I say?

Look!

Thank you.
It´s so kind.

It´s nothing.
I hope you have a lovely time.

Now, look, you must allow me
to pay for this.

Why?
It´s a pilot´s perk.

Oh, but your expenses,
at any rate then.

No, I won´t hear of it.
Just enjoy yourselves.

They´re thrilled.

I expect he has lots of friends.

No one special.

Pie in the Sky.

Leon?

Hello?

I think it´s the girlfriend.

Of course
I haven´t gone off of you.

Of course
I haven´t gone off you, darling.

Sausages.

I thought that would be
right up your alley -- sausages.

I make my own.

Of course you do.

But you´ve heard of
the Trubbs Thunderbolt?

No.
Can´t say I have.

Veal and pork.
British through and through.

It´s all the rage
in those supermarket magazines.

Well, the Thunderbolt
offers your little squad

a market opportunity.

The factory´s under threat
from animal-rights types.

"Veal is murder."
All that malarkey.

Where do we come in, sir?

Special Branch have been
watching the protesters,

but they´ve allocated
all the resources they can.

The factory owner
has expressed an interest

in hiring
the Public Duties Squad.

You.

Uh, what do we actually do?

Keep tabs on the protesters.
It should be simple enough.

Yes, but what´s the crime?

Crime?

Well, if you actually
catch someone

burning the place down,
nick them.

Other than that,
it´s a watching brief.

A watching brief?

Don´t fuss.

It´s just a lot of mad women
in wellies

living under plastic bags.

Take Guthrie and Morton.

It´ll keep the Public Duties
Squad in paid work for weeks.

I didn´t invent the system,
Crabbe.

What´s the matter?

You know Anthony, the pilot?

He´s offered me
a cheap airfare to Nice

so I could go and see my sister.

Well, great.
Go.

I can´t afford it.

How much is it?

Doesn´t matter how much.
I just can´t afford it.

-I don´t live far.

Oh, go on, please.

After all, you wouldn´t let me
pay for lunch.

I haven´t been
in a sports car for years.

It´s very you.

Yes.
You may drive me home.

Good.

This is a quality operation.
Top of the market.

We supply speciality shops,
top butchers, delicatessens.

You´ll find our sausages in
Knightsbridge and Jermyn Street.

In fact, anywhere people care
about what they eat.

The very best restaurants
use our products.

Our sausages
are well over 95% meat

and surpass standards
for sausage manufacture

anywhere in the world.

Choose a sausage.
Any sausage.

Why?

I can trace it back through
its batch number to the farm,

from the farmer to the cow.

I can give you the name
of the cow.

All right.
That one.

Daisy.

Well, they´re all called Daisy,
aren´t they?

Every job´s got its joke.

-Guarding sausage factories.

Um, Mr. Trubb, why do you think
these protesters

are so against you?

I mean, this can´t be the only
sausage factory in England.

We´re the veal experts,
aren´t we?

Veal and pork mixed sausages.

Nobody else makes them
in the quantity

that I make
the Trubb Thunderbolt.

Nobody else uses as much meat
doing it.

Blood and flesh, you see?
The real stuff.

That´s why they hate us.

And I suppose it´s because

I´m the easiest
to put out of business.

I´m the little man, see?

But I´m the worm who turned.
The little man who roared back.

No longer a mouse.

I will not be bullied
out of business

by a load of
long-haired lunatic vegetarians,

no matter what it costs me.

You see that?
Prime veal and pork carcasses.

That is what the Trubb
Thunderbolt is made of.

The very best of British.

Now, we never let
our visitors go away

without a sample
to take home with them.

The Thunderbolt.
The best banger in Britain.

Oh, thank you, sir,
but not when we´re on duty.

You know, that cold room
was freezing.

Isn´t that the point?

♫ ...overcome someday ♫

We´re going to need
an observation van

in place by this evening,
Morton.

-Sir.

You take the first watch.
Guthrie, you take the second.

I´ll cover the meal breaks.

Sausage sandwiches?

You´ll be lucky.

So the
air traffic controller said,

"You´ll have to circle.

You´re not due
for another 24 hours."

And I said, "Well, I can´t
stay up here all night."

To which he replied, "Yes, well,
keep it up as long as you can."

What a wonderful job.

Oh, it does sound fun.

Well, fun is only about 1%
of the job.

Better than sitting here
twiddling your thumbs.

Well, I´m sure you get
invited out all the time.

You´re very attractive.

Thank you.

I wasn´t
fishing for compliments.

Dinner invitations are rare.

Married women see rich widows
as a bit of a threat.

And what about a career?

It´s too late.

It´s never too late.

What did you do
before you were married?

All sorts of things.

Like?

Well, when I was a student,
I sang with a jazz band.

No!

-It wasn´t much.
-Still.

♫ Black magic
has me in its spell ♫

♫ That old black magic
that you weave so well ♫

♫ Those icy fingers
running down my spine ♫

♫ That same old witchcraft
when your eyes meet mine ♫

♫ ...feel inside ♫

♫ Then that elevator
starts to ride ♫

♫ Every time ♫

♫ Lips meet mine ♫

Look.

Here´s Margaret.

No. Don´t.

Whatever she wants,
it´s not as important as this.

-Good afternoon, sir.
-Good afternoon.

Do you think I could have

three packets of those
Trubb Thunderbolts?

You certainly can.

Are you sure?

Well, I´m not going anywhere.

Well, I´ll pay you back
10 a week.

Well, don´t leave
yourself short.

Oh, thanks, Gary.
You are full of surprises.

I´ll go and give Anthony a call.

Do you, uh --
Do you think he´d sell me one?

-Well, the pilot.

Well, how would I know?

Cor.
That smells nice.

Yeah?
Well, go and sit down.

Mmm.

I´ll get it.

Where are they from?

Butcher in the high street.

His own?

Well, they´re made locally.

Julia.

I forgot my credit card.

I know.

I´ve got it here.

How are you?

Have you got a minute?

That good?

Follow me.

We´re going to feed
the chickens.

-No. They´re vegetarian.

-No, thanks.

They´re quite good.

You gonna stop
making your own?

Veal and pork.

N-No -- Yes.

Now, thing is, what can
you taste in these sausages?

-Yes, I know that.

But what can you actually taste
in them?

Thyme.

Thyme. Yes.
That´s good.

Monosodium glutamate mostly.
It´s on the packet.

Yes, yes. They put that in
to increase your appetite.

But what can you actually taste?

-Salt.
-Salt, yes.

And there´s something else.

Something odd.

-I´ll take them home.

No, you won´t.
I know who´ll eat these.

You came to the house
this afternoon.

Well, I didn´t knock.
I didn´t think you were in.

-Oh, I was in, all right.

Well, you look like you´ve been
hit by a thunderbolt.

I only met him at lunchtime.

Sometimes it´s instantaneous.

Sometimes.

Ah. Not sure?

Well...

It´s very flattering

when someone pays you
so much attention.

Too right, it is.

Especially when
it´s a dishy young man.

Especially.

Oh, Margaret.

I don´t know.

I really should
know better at my age.

What rubbish!

Do you really think
it´s possible

to fall in love with someone
the minute you see them?

The second.

How long did it take before
you were sure about Henry?

Who says I am?

Sal, um, can I come with you

when you go to see
that pilot bloke?

Oh, if it´s the only way
to shut you up.

I was only asking.

You off?

Yes, I won´t be long.

Do you believe in thunderbolts?

Oh, yes.
I´ve got a basketful.

No, I´m talking about love.
Falling in love at first sight.

Of course.
We did, didn´t we?

Didn´t we?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Is this about Julia?

Yes.
And that nice pilot, Anthony.

Oh.
Good for them.

But remember
what my mother said.

Marry in haste,
repent at leisure.

I give it six months.

Repent, repent.

What´s in the sandwiches?

Sausages.

-Lorries in, lorries out.

Meat in, sausages out.

Yeah, this is not
a very exciting protest.

What do you expect?
They´re not building a bypass.

So why does Trubb want us here?

Every self-respecting meat
factory has to have protesters.

It´s like a seal of approval
from the vegetarian society.

Yeah.

Still, it´s a funny way
to run a sausage factory.

Why?

Well, that cold room
really was freezing.

I mean, the meat would be
far too cold to process.

Come on.

Let´s have a look.

What sort of sausages are these?

Thunderbolts.

-These haven´t moved.
-No.

This isn´t veal.

This is beef.

These are European intervention
stocks in deep storage.

-Look at this date.
-1987.

God, I was still at school
in 1987.

Guthrie.

Can I help you?

Ah, Mr. Trubb.
We were just looking for you.

Well, now you´ve found me.
What can I do for you?

Well, we were just wondering

what sort of night cover
you´d like.

Sally.

And?

Henderson.
I did mention him.

Oh, yes.
Of course.

-This weekend.

I´ll see what I can do.

I´ll bring the ticket ´round
in the morning.

Oh, and remember
to wear something smart.

I can probably get you bumped up
to first class.

Thank you.

What about mine?

When are you due to go?

I´ve got to be
in Dublin Saturday, no fail.

Otherwise I´m an ex.

Ex what?

He means his girlfriend
will give him the sack.

Oh.
Okay, I´ll see what I can do.

I´ll dress smart too.

Good.

This isn´t a shop, you know?

-Hello.
-Hello.

We´d better get going.

-Hello, Sally.
-Hi.

-Henderson.
-Hi.

Come on in.

-Yes.

He´s off to Dublin
to visit his girlfriend.

She´s going to France
to see her sister.

Are they easy to get?

Ish.

I hope you´re making something
out of this.

I´m sure you could do
with the money.

Oh, dear.
Am I a disappointment?

No.

No, of course not.

It´s just that you seem to me

to be doing a lot of favors
for no return.

There comes a time when favors
and work get mixed up.

You have to
keep the balance right.

Mm.

Yes, of course.
You´re right.

The truth is
the freelance pilot business

isn´t quite what it used to be.

No?

In fact, it´s awful.

I´ve been thinking about
a change in direction.

What would you do?

Travel is the only trade I know.

I have this dream
of opening up a bucket shop.

Maybe I´ll make a killing.

Cheap tickets for all.

But?

Yes, there´s always a but,
isn´t there?

But for money.

There´s a property going cheap
in the high street.

But even a cheap lease
has to be paid for,

and even a bucket shop
has to be kitted out.

I´m afraid the truth is I´m...

I´m not really the success I
once thought I was going to be.

You´re broke.

In a word.
Yes.

Have you priced this shop?

Yes.

Show me.

Thunderbolts are made
from old meat?

10 years old.

Ugh!

You know, what we need is a list
of what´s written on the sides

of all the lorries
that come in and go out.

You know, names, phone numbers,
all that.

-Tonight.

Yeah, we´re supposed to be
spying on the protesters.

Yes, well, Mr. Trubb has paid
for our attention,

but he hasn´t bought us, okay?

I´ll see you in the morning.

What about the observation?
We´re supposed to take breaks.

Quite right, yes.

Well, you sleep until midnight,
and you sleep after it.

We haven´t got enough bodies
to cover the night shift.

Look, we´re all
that Trubb has paid for.

I´m sorry.

And don´t look like that.

I didn´t invent the system.

-Bye-bye, sir.
-Thank you.

Well?
What do you think?

Looks pretty good to me.

It´s all in the location.

This could work.

Morning.

Hello, sir.
Nice to see you again.

Good to see you.

Can I have another set
of those Thunderbolts?

-Oh, yes.
-Three packs, please.

Okay, four trout, one ham,
one roast pepper,

and one steak and kidney please.

All right.
Got it.

Chef, do you know
if Mrs. Crabbe´s gonna be long?

Only we´re starting to fill up.

She just popped out
to visit a friend.

-Mm.

I´ll leave you
the Kate and Sidney, yeah?

Mm.
Recognize anything?

No.

But I thought that was the point
of sausages.

Mm.

Margaret.

Hi.
I can´t stay long.

-Marvelous.

Thanks for coming.

Oh, all the best accountants
do home visits.

Well, I hope you´re not
just my accountant.

Oh, Julia.

What can I do for you?

I want some investment advice.

I´m thinking of putting £30,000
into a shop.

What do you think?

-Travel agents.

I didn´t know you knew anything
about the travel business.

I don´t.
I´d be the sleeping partner.

Well, who will be
the waking partner?

Well, travel shop.
It´s a bit of a clue.

-No.
-Yes.

-Yes.

So you´ll put in 30,000, and
then he´ll match it with what?

Expertise.
He´s very knowledgeable.

-Well, no, of course not.

Otherwise he wouldn´t need
a sleeping part--

Uh-oh.

You´ve got that look
on your face.

What look?

Julia, I know he´s a lovely man.

I´m sure you´re having
a terrific time.

But you hardly know him.

You´re talking about
a lot of money.

How well do you need
to know someone?

£30,000?
Very well indeed.

You don´t approve.

It´s your money.

It was my idea.

The whole thing was my idea.

It´s a dream of his.

I suddenly saw
that I could do it.

I could make it happen for him.

Well, I really don´t know
why you´ve asked me here.

You´ve obviously made up
your mind already.

I just wanted to tell someone.

I thought you´d understand.

Henry, do I have a "look"?

What sort of a look?

Disapproving.

Nah.

I don´t mean just now.
In general.

Margaret, you do not
have a look.

Julia´s thinking of sinking
30,000 quid into a business.

Oh, yeah

Oh, no.

Apparently Anthony the pilot

wants to set up a bucket shop
in the high street.

Well...

Doesn´t know anything
about buckets.

He wants to sell plane tickets.

And she wants to be his partner.

In everything, apparently.

Don´t you care?

Not much.

I mean, she´s worth, what,
two million?

Well, she wouldn´t notice it.

Don´t know what all the fuss
is about.

I think it´s a mistake.

Well, that´s one bucket

he´s not gonna get
to the bottom of, isn´t it?

I don´t like it.

Julia´s very vulnerable

since Billy died
and the kids left home.

-She´s all at sea.
-And now she´s found a pilot.

You´re not jealous, are you?

About Anthony?

Do me a favor!
He´s not my type.

No, no, no.
I mean about Julia.

-Mm.

Well, you´re her friend.

She needs you.

Now she has Anthony,
maybe she needs you less.

No, Henry.

I´m definitely not jealous.

Good.

-Mm.

Isn´t that
a contradiction in terms?

Mm.

See, the thing with sausages --

It isn´t the stuff
that you put in.

It´s the stuff
that you leave out.

Soya protein.

Trubb makes his sausages
out of soya protein.

Mm.

Is he there?

Not yet.

Table for one, please, Margaret.

Anthony´s gone to Oslo
for the day.

Oh.

Um, I´ll just have a salad,
thank you.

Did you think any more about
our conversation last night?

Yes.

I´ve made up my mind.

And?

I can easily afford
this investment.

-You´re taking a big risk.
-I know, I know.

And I know
it seems unreasonable.

But I´m sure of him.

Julia, did you say that Anthony
was in Oslo today?

Yes.

Because I saw him half an hour
ago in the high street.

-You´re mistaken.
-I´m not.

Oh, Julia.
I´m so worried about you.

I don´t want you to get hurt.

This is all so quick.

-Can´t you just...

Take it easy?

Just enjoy yourself for awhile?

Excuse me, Margaret.

-Sally.
-Mrs. Sutton.

Anthony asked me
to give you this.

Thank you.

Is that your ticket?

Does it say anything about mine?

"Dear Sally, I meant to bring
you the ticket this afternoon

but I´ve instead
had to fly to Oslo."

"I know you´re leaving tomorrow

and will have the ticket there
ready for you in time.

You never know -- I may even
drive you to the airport.

See you at the restaurant
first thing tomorrow.

Love and kisses, Anthony."

So -- So he doesn´t
mention mine.

Don´t you know
when to keep your mouth shut?

Well, he´s got my money, and I
haven´t even got a receipt!

Hey!
Where are you going?

I´ve changed me mind.
I´m gonna ask for me money back.

He isn´t gonna be there.

Trubbs Thunderbolt
doesn´t contain any meat?

No, sir. None.

Does it matter?

Well, of course, it matters!

It matters to all of those women
who have been protesting

on the part of
the poor little veal calves.

It matters to all those people
who have been buying

veal and pork sausages
from Mr. Trubb,

who makes bangers
without any bang.

I suppose the offense
would be fraud and deception!

I suppose it would.

Well, of course it would!
It´s shocking!

There would be a lot of
publicity if we charged him.

Yes.
Very positive too.

"A.C.C. Fisher
protects the public again."

-Okay. Nick him.
-Right.

-At the end of the month.
Why?

Because he´s paid
to the end of the month.

Go back to the factory,

keep the protester situation
under surveillance,

and on the 31st of the month,
nick him.

Why did he call the police in
in the first place, I wonder?

He could hardly go down
to the factory gates and say,

"Push off --
There isn´t any meat

in the sausages anyway,"
could he?

Trubb´s brought this on himself.

And what about
England´s sausage eaters?

I don´t think many people
will think

it´s the business
of a police squad.

Anyway, two more weeks
of healthy soya protein

isn´t gonna do them any harm.

Oh, God.

Well, I´ll tell
Morton and Guthrie.

I suppose they´ll be delighted.

Don´t look like that, Crabbe.
I didn´t invent the system.

Who are you?

I´m the landlady.

Who are you?

My name´s Henderson.

I´ve come to get me money back
from Anthony.

Me too.

He owes three months´ rent,

and all I got out of him
was a measly old 80 quid.

It didn´t have a £20 note
with some Sellotape on it

and a Biro mark in the corner?

I beg your pardon?

´Cause if it did, it´s mine.

80 quid? Peanuts.

Quit while you´re in front.
That´s my advice.

Well, I never
trusted him anyway.

Oh, come on. He´s been
coming here a long time.

He´s a bit smarmy, though,
isn´t he?

It seems really strange.

- £30,000.
- I know, I know.

Got to get sorted out.

What is going on here?

Henry, we have got a problem.

We´re gonna have
a much bigger problem

if this kitchen isn´t cleaned up
by 6:00 tonight.

Now, come along, everybody...

What?

Anthony the pilot´s done a bunk
with my ticket money.

And I still haven´t got
my ticket.

Anthony´s a con man.
The car wasn´t his.

-And he never paid his rent.
-No, I did!

My sister´s expecting me,

and I still don´t know
if I can go or not.

All he sent is this stupid note.

I went ´round to ask for me
money back, and he´d scarpered.

You´ll have to
do something, Henry.

Me?

Well, who else?

You´ll have to catch him
before someone really gets hurt.

Julia´s already
offered him £30,000.

Well, more fool her.
It is her money.

And I saw him in the high street
with another woman.

Julia´s not the only one.

He hasn´t done anything wrong.

He hasn´t done anything wrong?!

No.
Nothing criminal, no.

What about my 80 nicker?

What about Julia´s 30,000?

And what about Sally´s money?

Julia may or may not
have given him the money.

We don´t know that.

Sally isn´t due to leave
until tomorrow.

Henderson hasn´t even

asked Anthony
for the return of the money yet.

So there isn´t
any case to answer.

I don´t believe this.

We´ve got to actually let him
rip us off,

and only then it´s a crime and
you can do something about it?

If he does,
it is possibly a crime.

In which case, I can possibly
get the police involved.

As it stands,
a court would probably say

he´s just incurring civil debts.

Not criminal law, you see?
Civil.

Oh, this is ridiculous.

I´m not standing for this.

Margaret.

Margaret

-He won´t be there.
-We´ll see.

-He´s a romancer.
-Huh! Con man.

He´s a dreamer.

He´ll say anything
Julia wants to hear.

He´ll probably allow her
to buy him presents,

he´ll show her a good time,

and then at the first whiff
of confrontation -- pfft! --

he´ll disappear.

-With her money.
-Oh, yes.

He won´t be there.

Hello.

Who is it?

Come in.

Shall I make some more tea?

No thanks, Julia.

Whiskey, anyone?

No.

Well, we´re -- we´re glad
we´ve found you, Anthony.

We were
getting rather worried

about Sally´s ticket.

Oh, it´s all under control.

Just that you seem to have, um,
moved out of your house

and had your car towed away.

Anthony´s staying here
for awhile, Henry.

Oh, good.

So that means we´ll know
where to find him.

Where´s it coming from,
by the way?

What?

I´m sorry. The ticket.
Who´s supplying it?

Just an old work contact.

I-I think that
Sally and Henderson

would like their money back,
Anthony.

Yes, well,
I´m afraid they can´t.

I´ve already
paid the money over.

These are very cheap tickets.

The money has to be paid
up front, I´m afraid.

Which airline
do you work for, Anthony?

I think I´ve told you
I´m freelance.

Yes, but which?

I mean, any.

I mean, name any airline
you´ve been employed by

in the last, say, five years.

What are you suggesting, Henry?

Well, Anthony does seem to talk
an awful lot about flying

without actually doing any.

Talks about tickets
without there being any.

Talks about being a pilot
without ac--

Are you really a pilot, Anthony?

Yes, of course I am.

I fly all over the place.

Like Oslo, for example?

Anthony´s explained to me
why he was in the high street

when he said he´d be in Oslo.

Did he explain about
the other woman in his car?

Margaret!

I´m just trying to protect
your £30,000, Julia.

You say you´re lending him
the money because he loves you.

Well, does he?

That was my landlady.

I had paid her back 80 quid
of the money I owed her,

and then I drove her into town.

You satisfied?

I´ll see you out, shall I?

If you steal from my staff,
young man,

I´ll make this
an official police matter.

Is that clear?

Crystal.

Oh, it´s very easy really.

It´s veal, pork, onions,
garlic, herbs, spices.

Go on.

And them some fresh breadcrumbs.

And you bind the mixture
all together with an egg.

Oh, right.

-Yeah.

He´s not coming, is he?

No.

There never were any tickets.

I am sorry.

Look, this should set you
straight financially, at least.

And this is for Henderson.

Thanks, Julia.

You´re more
than any man deserves.

You´re not going to
invest that money, are you?

Of course.

But why,
when you know what he´s like?

I love him.

He could blow it
and then disappear.

You know what I´ve learned
from you and Henry?

I dread to think.

Life is not a rehearsal.

Look at what
you´re both doing here.

You have to do the things
you want to do now.

And hang the consequences!

Mr. Crabbe.

Mr. Crabbe.

I was warned
you weren´t Special Branch,

but this is the limit.

You were hired to keep tabs on
these people, not to feed them.

Oh, they´re quite friendly,
really.

And besides, they´ve all decided
to pack up and leave.

-Oh, yeah.

My God!
They´re eating my Thunderbolts!

Now, I´m glad you confirmed that
in front of Mr. Cole.

Who´s he?

Trading standards officer.

He´s very interested
in your sausages.

Come along.

Shame.

She must be out of her mind.

That´s what Mum said
when I married you.

No, it was my mum said that.

-Yes.

I think it was my mum.

-Well, my mum agreed.
-Yes, she did agree.

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